Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call and text in their secret desires and few stories include a married pimp, a spidergirl experiment and a renaissance festival role play.
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00:00what's the secret desire you gave into and did it work out sounds like such a funny question
00:15to ask our listeners what's your secret desires what are your secret desires secret desires
00:20call us your desires the deepest darkest
00:25it's not just desires it's not just desires it's secret secret desires everyone has them desire
00:39desire what do you desire desire whenever when someone says desire someone has to repeat it oh
00:45yeah secret desire you know i've got an email that um is the reason we're doing this topic
00:51from one of our listeners but i have to get to this guy to make sure we don't lose him
00:55okay rick is calling from down river hi rick how are you hey how's it going fellas i always wanted
01:02to be a pimp and mind you i'm married so i've been married for the last 10 years i've been a pimp for
01:09the last five years and let me tell you i've been loving it my wife she knows about it she just don't
01:15want me sleeping with my you know my tricks or anything but yeah yeah i love it i'm a changed
01:19man that's cool so your desire secret desire to be a pimp i've got a pimp and i've had that secret
01:25desire too yeah dave dave's wanted to be a pimp for the longest time get together for a little bit
01:30of lunch or something and you can talk to me about the pimp life yeah yeah dave brings his notepad
01:35here let's take it slow number step one how to become a pimp where do i find my bitches at where
01:47do we get bitches where do i get sweet ass clothes where's my pimp cane from i need a crunk juice cup
01:56okay hold on hold on now so you just you've been a pimp now for a while has it changed your style at
02:04all uh yes yeah so you got what did you get a little bit more flashy or what yeah i got flashy
02:13i'll tell you like this i went from a uh a four escort and now i'm driving a silverado
02:18see i got a 6.0 so i spent that big money you know yeah i think once you get three tricks
02:27magical sprinkles turn your clothes into pimp clothes
02:30so a brunch on me coming up sometime soon i can't today guys i have a pimp brunch
02:39hey rick do you like a good egg white frittata i know a good place
02:43yeah sure sure it comes up on his iphone notifications that he's got the pimp brunch
02:50today oh crap i gotta run away from my pimp brunch i got a pimp brunch rick will be pissed
02:56we gotta stay in touch we gotta stay in touch with the pimp rick yeah rick the pimp
03:01you know because we'll stay in touch fellas all right appreciate it rick it's hard out there
03:07it's hard out there um we have to go to brooke i guess next year on the riff lines brooke's calling
03:12us from canton brooke you had a different secret desire you played out right okay so i am upset
03:17with spider-man like the comics and the movies and everything me and my uh boyfriend decided to
03:24try out a new position upside down so we did oral yes i we did oral uh 69 while i was hanging
03:33upside down with my legs on one of those bar things you hook on the door on the top oh like dave
03:39has yeah yeah i don't yeah sure and it did not work out well because i ended up falling
03:45oh no you gotta be secured if i was spider-man i should be the one upside down yeah you shouldn't
03:52be upside down but it would be hard it would make more sense because i think she'd have access to my
03:58dong better yeah well you'd see it my my genitals upside down would be hell of a thing
04:05what a thing would behold you know my legs
04:11oh my god you wouldn't want to see it
04:16everything my balls would be just like wrapped around my daughter
04:22it wouldn't be bad it wouldn't be that
04:23it's not how i thought about spider-man at all until today
04:28she's like the she was being spider-man she wants to be spider-man yeah spider-girl
04:37she doesn't want to just bang spider-man
04:39yeah she wanted to be strange yeah live the web slinger's life
04:44and she fell and crushed her head obviously you've done some damage right
04:49yeah you don't walk away from that normal no you sure don't as you can hear uh the next one here in
04:55a text i have a nerdy secret desire i'm really into cosplay and dressing up as characters from
05:01things like game of thrones and lord of the rings okay my desire is that i want to meet a hot wench
05:06at a renaissance festival and bang her in her wench costume i have almost gone through with it
05:12but staying faithful to my girlfriend is holding me back see if i had a girlfriend i would just say
05:18like put on a wench like that yeah dress like a wench please make her a wench yeah it'd be very easy
05:25to make that happen hello whore i hate your stupid game
05:33now my deepest desire will be high
05:38wench on your knees wench
05:42it's always weird when me and andy are bang
05:43i know it does it always takes a weird turn
05:46we don't look at each other when we do those sketches
05:48chuck is the wench and andy's
05:50looks like i'm the wench this time andy
05:53does look at my
05:55tights
05:56they are quite nice
05:58my ample bosom
06:01i like how you were annoyed with him too
06:04oh yeah
06:06oh your stupid game
06:08just here we go again
06:10look at you you're in a knight costume
06:13renaissance festival role playing bits
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