The contestants in this episode are Robert Bates & Lisa Brain from the West Midlands, Carol & Stewart Ferguson from Kent, June & Carl Lyon from York, and Mikayla & Leonard Defeori from Bedford. Bruce Forsyth hosts with help from Rosemary Ford, who here plugs her latest music CD with help (or hindrance) from Brucie. Among the games are learning to cook prawns, fit a cricket bat handle, put up a tent and Guess the Famous Face in their childhood days before the final pairs face off in a Royal Marines brass band march drumming. If the games don't sound particularly inspiring today, then it's not so much the quality of the games as the fun that comes from seeing the contestants trying to do them. Again it feels as if Challenge TV has edited some of this, especially in Brucie's banter with the Japanese cook Murutaki Muruguru, but as this is the only copy out there (unless someone has an old recording of this somewhere) this will have to do. Enjoy.
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00:00Life is the name of the game
00:04And I want to play the game with you
00:07Life can be terribly pain
00:12If you don't play the game with two
00:14And I want to play the game with you
00:30Well, how about you?
00:34Thank you very much
00:36Thank you
00:36Well, Lee
00:38What a fantastic welcome
00:42I haven't heard applause like that since Les Dawson sat in a deck chair
00:46Anyway, good evening ladies, gentlemen and children
00:52Welcome to the Generation Game
00:53Nice to see you, to see you
00:56Nice
00:57And the response we've had about the Chippendales being on the show last week
01:02No, Jessie, not you dear, not you Jessie
01:06Oh, I've offended her, please Jess
01:09Later, later
01:10But a Yorkshire team were our winners last week
01:14But here's a Yorkshire winner we see every week
01:17In the shape of the lovely Rosemary Faw
01:20I am so excited
01:34Well, I can see you're excited, what's happened?
01:36I've got an album
01:36Oh, well bring it round to my dressing room afterwards and I'll sign it for you
01:39No, no, it's a singing album
01:42Oh, it must be the one I did in 1975
01:44Yes, bring it round and I'll sign it for you
01:46No, it's a singing album by me
01:48Well, it's a, you?
01:49My me?
01:49Well, it's about time, congratulations
01:51Thank you
01:52This kid can sing, you know, she can sing
01:54But I've brought one in specially for you
01:59Oh, that's lovely, that really is lovely
02:01Oh, I can't wait to hear it
02:03Oh, right
02:04I like it, I like it, what's it called?
02:09I want to dance with somebody
02:10Oh, oh yeah, I want to dance with somebody
02:13Oh, that's marvellous
02:14But listen, it's always been an ambition of mine
02:16And I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank everybody that was involved in it with me
02:21Oh, that's lovely
02:22And we hope it gets right to the top of the charts
02:25Thank you
02:25And before you become an international singing star
02:28I'd just like you to do something for me
02:31Of course, what's that?
02:33Introduce the teens
02:34Oh, that's what you're here for
02:35With this pie in the sky
02:37Albums and things
02:39All right
02:40Our first teens
02:41She can sing this kid
02:42She can sing
02:42Our first teens
02:45She can't half-warble
02:46Okay
02:48Right, our first teens from the West Midlands
02:51Their father and daughter
02:52Robert Bates and Lisa Brain
02:54How are you?
03:03All right
03:04And how are you?
03:05I'm just a lovely laugh
03:06Now, it's Lisa Jane Brain
03:10Yes, that's right
03:11I see it
03:11That's true
03:13Is that your name?
03:15That's right, yeah
03:15Lisa Jane Brain
03:16Right, you're a housewife
03:19Yes, I am
03:19Yes, any little brains?
03:21Yes, two
03:22Please
03:23You've got two little brains
03:25You've got two little brains
03:26Oh, good
03:26And what are their names?
03:27Thomas and Edward
03:28Oh, would you like to give them a wave?
03:30Yeah
03:30Into camera five
03:30Hello, Thomas, Edward
03:32That was a brain wave
03:35Right, now
03:46You're married to John
03:47Tell me about the honeymoon, Mrs Brain
03:49Right
03:50Honeymoon, yeah
03:51I keep saying
03:51Because he gets a laugh
03:52I don't know why
03:53I don't know
03:53We went to Hawaii
03:57For three weeks
03:58Oh, how lovely Hawaii
03:59Very romantic
04:00Very nice
04:01About a week into the honeymoon
04:03Yeah
04:04John developed this unexplainable rash
04:06All over his body
04:08Oh, no
04:08Yes
04:09Oh, what bad luck
04:10Yeah
04:10It was the 4th of July
04:11Yes
04:12So we couldn't find a doctor
04:13American Independence Day
04:14Well, you didn't need a doctor
04:15You needed a brain surgeon
04:16Mrs Brain
04:21Right
04:22Right, go on
04:23So when we eventually found one
04:25It cost us about £75
04:26For some ointment
04:28Oh, yes
04:28Put some ointment on it
04:29Yes
04:29And he was told to rest for a week
04:32Oh, dear
04:32What bad luck
04:33So, yes
04:34And did the hotel have groom service?
04:39Groom service
04:40Yeah
04:40Right
04:41And he had his rash
04:43So he went there
04:44He went there
04:44All Hawaii 5-0
04:46And he came back
04:47One of the untouchables
04:48Right
04:52Now to your father
04:54Robert Bates
04:55That's right, Bruce
04:55Robert Bates, I see
04:56And that didn't get a laugh, did he?
04:58Right, you have your own
05:00Ladies' Hairdressing Salon
05:01That's right
05:01Oh, how lovely
05:02Yes
05:02Oh, how lovely
05:03Oh, wait a minute
05:08I just thought it was lovely
05:09Brainwave
05:10Permanent wave
05:11Great wave
05:20Permanent wave
05:20Right, now
05:21What's the salon called?
05:24My own name, Bruce
05:25Robert Bates
05:25Robert Bates?
05:26Yes
05:27I mean, it should be something continental
05:29Like Hair by Robert
05:31Excuse me
05:33Where is this?
05:34Where is your
05:35Just outside of Birmingham
05:36Sutton Coalfield
05:37Oh, you're right
05:37Call it Robert Bates
05:38Yeah
05:38You're married to Margaret
05:44And she's your receptionist
05:45That's right
05:46Oh, good, lovely
05:47And on the eve of your wedding
05:48Your best man had a good idea
05:50They always do
05:51They should always mind their own business
05:53What happened to you then?
05:54Well, we both decided that
05:56Like all grooms do on the eve of the wedding
05:58They're going to look very pale the following day
06:00Of course
06:00With a worry and all that
06:01A bottle of heat and
06:03Heat and
06:04Yeah
06:04And I didn't read the instructions
06:05Apply carefully
06:07So I just slapped it all over my face
06:09And it developed in about six hours
06:10And of course
06:11I woke up the following morning
06:13And looked in the mirror
06:13And I'd just got a face
06:15Full of orange and white stripes
06:16Yeah
06:17Orange and white stripes
06:19All over you?
06:19Yeah
06:19So I walked down the aisle
06:20And turned
06:21Um
06:22My bride saw me
06:24And
06:24Oh, what is she?
06:24Nearly passed out
06:25Yeah
06:25It was dreadful
06:26Anyway
06:27Yeah, bad experience
06:28I bet
06:28I bet you were a tiger at night
06:30All those orange stripes
06:34Anyway
06:34Lovely to have you with us
06:36If you'll just pop over there
06:37We'll meet your adversary
06:38Give me that
06:40She can sing this kid
06:46She can sing
06:47I'll tell you
06:47Go on
06:48Away you go
06:48Our second team's from Kent
06:50Their mother and son
06:51Carol and Stuart Ferguson
06:53And you're just there
07:03Hello
07:03Welcome
07:04Welcome
07:04Now it's Carol Ferguson
07:06You're a cashier for a garden centre
07:08That's right
07:09Is there anything in the garden centre
07:11That would remind you of me at all?
07:13I would compare you to a sunflower
07:15Oh
07:16I'll settle for that
07:18Yeah
07:18You have a lovely sunny face
07:20Oh
07:21You're tall
07:22Slim
07:23You're elegant
07:24The birds all love you
07:27Jessie, did you hear that, dear?
07:31Jessie, take notes, yes?
07:33The birds all love you
07:34Yes
07:34But you quickly go to seed
07:36I wish I hadn't have asked the question
07:48But that was lovely
07:49You've been married before
07:51Oh, I see
07:51You've been married before
07:52And you have four children
07:53Have you got a boyfriend now?
07:55Anybody you're...
07:56Boyfriend?
07:57Yeah
07:57Well, he's almost 60
07:59Can't be a boy
08:02Well, I didn't think there was an age limit
08:05To how an older boyfriend had to be
08:07I mean, surely you can still pull
08:09When you're a pensioner
08:10I hope so, anyway, you know
08:14Yeah, what does he do, this, uh
08:18This, this, uh
08:19Old boyfriend
08:20He's a used car salesman
08:23Oh, is he?
08:23Oh, a used car salesman
08:25And how long have you known him?
08:26About nine years now
08:27Nine years?
08:28God, blimey
08:29That's a long test drive
08:30Has he given you
08:32An M.O.T. yet?
08:35Over to your son, Stuart
08:37And you're a double glazing installer
08:39And a surveyor
08:40Tell us a little bit about, um
08:41Anything that's happened to you
08:43Because there must be loads
08:44Well, there was one
08:44And we was, uh
08:45Working on a flat in Elskool
08:46In Elskool, yeah
08:48Getting down to work now, huh?
08:53Never believe it
08:54He usually talk so nicely, haven't he?
08:56Down Elskool
08:57It's nothing to do with me
08:58Nothing to do with you
08:59I don't think he is there
08:59Anyway, go on, away you go
09:01And, uh, we finished the flat
09:02And Julie got his money
09:04And ready to leave, isn't it?
09:05Yeah
09:05And gone down the bottom of the stairs
09:07And the front door slammed
09:08The old door slammed
09:09The front door, the flat slammed
09:10The toilet door
09:11And the window fell out
09:12How'd you go and fit in?
09:15So you went for the grand slam
09:17For the sale?
09:18You chose your mother to partner you
09:20On the generation game
09:22Because she's mad
09:22Yeah
09:23Well, that's not a nice thing, is that?
09:25But things always happen to her
09:26Like once when she had a couple of friends
09:28Decided to sail to France
09:30In a small yacht
09:30Set off from Chichester
09:32And the weather turned stormy
09:33Well, what happened to her then?
09:35Well, she's suffered a bit from a sea sickness
09:37Oh, I see
09:38So she's gone downstairs for a nap
09:39And went to sleep?
09:40For a nap, yeah
09:40Woke up in the morning
09:41She's all at this lovely sunny dock
09:43And more than that
09:44Yeah
09:44The lads are asleep
09:45She thought, I'll surprise them
09:46So she's gone off to get some croissants
09:48From the patisserie
09:48Yeah
09:49Walking up to y'all
09:50See this bloke
09:50She said, uh, excuse me
09:52In funny French, yes
09:53He's like, bad French
09:53Excuse me, in bad French?
09:54Yeah, that's it, all right, yeah
09:56And see
09:56Yeah
09:57That's that one, innit
09:58That's Italian
10:00I'm showing up
10:00It's quite English, isn't it?
10:01Yeah, yeah
10:02I think, uh
10:03She's gone up, she's gone up this fella
10:05Get to the story
10:07Get to the bloomin' story
10:08He said, I don't know about that, love
10:11But there's a baker's round the corner
10:12And she said, you speak very good English
10:15He said, we all do on the Isle of Wight
10:16No!
10:18She was on the Isle of Wight
10:19No, you'd be
10:20I'd be lucky to get a croissant there
10:23You'd be lucky if you got a Derek
10:24Donut
10:25They even charge you for the hole there
10:27Sorry, Isle of Wight
10:29Didn't mean it, just a joke
10:30Don't cancel my visa
10:32So anyway, thank you for being with us
10:35We've got a game coming up very, very soon
10:36All right, down in Olds Court
10:37See you later
10:38Now then, before our first game
10:46I'd just like to remind you
10:47That our contestants have no idea
10:49Of what we have planned for them
10:50We rehearse, of course
10:52But not with them
10:53This is their rehearsal
10:56Our first game is called
10:57Very Fast Food
10:59Please welcome
11:00From Benny Hanna's Japanese Restaurant
11:02Muratake Noburu
11:05Hello, hello
11:11Okay
11:11Now tell me, why is Japanese food so healthy?
11:15It's very fresh
11:15Very fresh
11:17But I always feel
11:18When I have it
11:18I mean, it's my favourite food
11:19I can honestly say that
11:20Because you feel so clean
11:21After a Japanese meal, don't you?
11:23Yes
11:23You really do
11:24And tell me
11:25In Japan
11:25Because sushi
11:26I'm not too keen on the sushi
11:28Although some sushi I like
11:30And that's the raw fish, isn't it?
11:31I see
11:32And shabu-shabu
11:33Now that tempura tempura
11:35Teriyaki
11:36Teriwogan
11:36I'm not being saki
11:40Okay
11:41So come over here
11:43Come over here
11:44Because
11:44Where's your other name?
11:46Have you got an English name?
11:47Oh, yes
11:47James
11:49James!
11:49That's easier
11:50Fine
11:50Okay, now come in, all of you
11:52And have a good look
11:53At what James is up to
11:54I'll try and describe it
11:55But
11:55There we are
11:56First of all
11:57That's the pepper
11:58And the salt
11:59Good, good, good
12:00Yep, fine
12:01Hoppy, hoppy
12:03Round the back
12:03Hold it, lovely
12:04Hey, hop
12:05Oh, yes
12:06Way
12:06Ha-ha
12:07There we are
12:09Okay, now there you go
12:10Five
12:11Now there we are
12:13Now James, first of all
12:14He's going to get the four prawns there
12:16You see
12:16And he just
12:17Takes his knife out
12:18And he just
12:19Hook him a little bit
12:20Then he cuts off the
12:21He's going to cut off the tails
12:23Okay
12:23Cut off the tails
12:24That's it, good
12:27And then a couple of little flicks there
12:29See
12:29I love it
12:30Now some quick look at that
12:32And look at that
12:33Look at that
12:33Whoa, like, like there
12:35There they are
12:35Good, good
12:37Lovely
12:37Okay
12:38Oh, no, he's cut it out of the way of that
12:40Right
12:40Stand back
12:41Now
12:42We have the four tails there
12:44You see
12:45Okay, now first of all
12:46He's going to flick one
12:48That's it, good
12:49Hey
12:50Okay
12:51And where's this one going?
12:53Oh, in the hat
12:54Stand back
12:55In the hat
12:55Here we go
12:56In the hat
12:57Yes, yes
13:03Of course
13:04Yes
13:06Oh
13:07Right, good
13:10Yeah, off you go
13:10Oh, that was
13:12I'll tell you what
13:12Wasn't that, eh?
13:13Quite something to see
13:14There we are
13:16Lovely
13:17Look
13:17There we go
13:17See the way he flicks them in
13:18Look
13:19Boom, boom, boom
13:19And then two
13:21Over here
13:21Look
13:22Boom, boom, boom
13:23And here we are
13:24Another one here
13:25Boom, boom, boom
13:25Lovely
13:26What about that?
13:28Now then
13:28Good
13:29Marvellous
13:30Okay, James
13:30Now what are we going to finish on?
13:31Oh
13:32I thought that was coming into it somewhere
13:34It goes to the bowl of rice
13:35Now watch this very carefully
13:36Watch
13:36Oh-ho
13:38What about that?
13:40Oh
13:41James
13:42Quietly marked
13:44Absolutely marked
13:45Will you come back and do some marking?
13:47Yes
13:48Yes
13:48Okay
13:49Sorenia
13:49Thank you very much
13:51Yes
13:51Thank you
13:51Yes
13:52It's a sign
13:53Yes
13:53Is he gone?
13:54Is he gone?
13:56Are we still there?
13:57That's okay
13:58Come over here
14:01Right
14:02Now then
14:03Here we are
14:04Here we are
14:05Now then
14:06Now by the way
14:07Before we start
14:08Don't worry
14:09This is not a hot plate
14:10Because no
14:11We thought
14:11We thought it would be too dangerous
14:12So don't
14:13Oh
14:13Oh
14:14I can't tell you
14:19I can't tell you
14:23What I just said
14:23You two turn round
14:26So you can't see what's going on
14:27Okay
14:29Now just follow my instructions
14:31First of all
14:31Get your pepper pot
14:32And your salt
14:33Okay
14:34Do the juggling
14:34Juggling
14:35Come on
14:35Up and down
14:36Up and down
14:36Quick
14:37Quick
14:37Up and down
14:38Hey
14:38Now round the back
14:39Round the back
14:40Round the back
14:40Round the back
14:40Hey
14:41Yes
14:41Round the back
14:41Round the back
14:42Hey
14:42Round the back
14:43Hey
14:43Oh
14:44Okay
14:44Forget it
14:45Don't worry
14:45Put them under the knees
14:46Put them under the knees
14:48Put them under the knees
14:48Right
14:48Put them under the knees
14:49We're finished with that
14:50Okay
14:50Now get your
14:51Get your tails
14:52Get your
14:52Get your two prawns
14:54That's it
14:54Don't touch them with human hands
14:56That's it
14:56Fine
14:57Cut off the ends
14:58And cut them into a couple of pieces
14:59Cut the prawns into pieces
15:01That's fine
15:02That's fine
15:03Little fricking little pieces
15:04That's lovely
15:05Okay
15:06Now lady
15:07Okay lady
15:07We want you to flick
15:08The tail
15:09In the bin
15:10Here
15:11Okay
15:11Flick it in
15:12Flick it in
15:13What the hell
15:16What happened there
15:17Sorry about that
15:18Not a good fit is it
15:20Okay
15:20Right
15:21Now you
15:21Okay
15:22You flick a tail into the bin
15:23Whoa whoa whoa
15:28You nearly cheated then
15:29Didn't you
15:29I could see
15:30It wasn't
15:30It's the smallest flick of its oil
15:32Okay
15:32Now the lady flicks the tail into the hat
15:34Get the
15:35Okay
15:35Now flick it into
15:36Think about it
15:37Think about it
15:37I've only missed by a foot
15:40Okay
15:42Now the man flicks the tail into the hat
15:44Into that
15:44Think about it
15:45Think about it
15:46Think about it
15:48Oh
15:48Bad luck
15:49Bad luck
15:49Okay
15:50Now then
15:51Okay
15:51We've had that
15:52Lady flicks two prawns
15:53Into the man's plate over there
15:55Two prawns
15:56There's one
15:57Is it
15:57No
15:58Oh
16:01That was bad luck
16:02Okay
16:02Now two prawns from you
16:04Over to here
16:05Now
16:05Not together
16:06That's it
16:07Separately
16:07Stop cheating
16:09Flick it
16:10No
16:11Bad luck
16:12Bad luck
16:13Okay
16:13Now this is the big finish
16:14You can still get points
16:15If you do this
16:16Right
16:16Get the rice bowl
16:17Not you
16:18Not you yet
16:18Okay
16:19Whenever you feel like it
16:20Twist it over
16:20I hope your kids are not watching this
16:29Okay
16:30Now you get the rice bowl
16:31On the flicker
16:32Okay
16:33Off you go
16:33Off you go
16:34There we go
16:34Go for it
16:35Oh
16:36So close
16:38So close
16:38But well done anyway
16:39Really good thing to do
16:40Really good thing to do
16:42Okay
16:42You two
16:43There we are
16:43Quick as a flash
16:44Over here
16:45All right
16:46Now first of all
16:48Please
16:49All right
16:53Now first of all
16:54Get your
16:55Get your salt and pepper
16:56And both do the juggling
16:56Okay
16:57Plenty of juggling
16:58Do it as quick as you can
16:59Go
16:59That's it
16:59Go on
16:59Hey
17:00Lovely
17:00Come on
17:01Move it
17:01Move it
17:01Move it
17:02That's it
17:02Hey
17:03Up there
17:03Round the back
17:04Round the back
17:05Round the back
17:05Round the front
17:06Round the back
17:07Hey
17:07Up
17:07Oh
17:08There we are
17:08Good
17:08Now put them underneath
17:09The table
17:10Underneath there
17:11Good
17:11Okay
17:11Now get your prawns
17:13Get your prawns
17:13Onto the plate
17:14Prawns onto the plate
17:15And cut the tails off
17:17Okay
17:17Get the prawns onto the plate
17:19There's one prawn
17:20And there's another one
17:21That's fine
17:22Now cut off the ends
17:23Cut off the nails
17:24And the nails
17:25The tails
17:26Imagine trying to cut their nails
17:28There we are
17:30Cut them into a few pieces
17:31Cut them into a few pieces
17:32Quickly
17:33Quickly
17:33That's good
17:34That's good enough
17:35That's fine
17:35That's fine
17:35That's fine
17:36Okay
17:37Okay
17:37Now get one of the tails
17:39And just with that
17:40And flick it into your bin
17:41Okay
17:42Flick it
17:43Very good
17:44Very
17:44And you now
17:45Flick it into the bin
17:46Flick it into the bin
17:47Give it a flick
17:48Give it a flick
17:48Oh
17:49Cheating
17:50Cheating again
17:51Okay
17:51Lady now
17:52Flick the tail into your hat
17:54This
17:54This one here
17:55Now think about this
17:56Try and get it into your hat
17:58Flick it up
17:58Flick it up
17:59Hey
18:00Wonderful
18:03Lovely
18:05Now if your mother can do it
18:07You can do it
18:08Can't you
18:08Go on
18:08Okay
18:09Away you go
18:09Got it on there
18:11Think about it
18:11Into your hat
18:12Oh
18:12Lovely
18:16I think it's lovely
18:17No don't do that
18:19It was in
18:20It was in
18:21Okay
18:21Now then
18:22You flick
18:22Flick two bits of prawn
18:24Put your knife away
18:24Put two bits of prawn
18:26Into that plate there
18:27Okay
18:27You've got another one
18:28Flick it
18:29Oh bad luck
18:30Try another one
18:31Oh
18:33That was close as well
18:34Okay
18:34Now you
18:34Okay
18:35One at a time
18:36But two in there
18:37No
18:38That's it
18:39You get another bit
18:42That's lovely
18:42Away you go
18:43Oh bad luck
18:44Bad luck
18:44Okay
18:45Now get your rice bowl
18:46There we are
18:47There we are
18:47Now
18:47Flick it over
18:48And you've got to catch it
18:49Oh
18:51So nice
18:53What couldn't these be
18:55Right
18:55And away you go now
18:56Go on
18:57Oh
18:58That was near as well
18:59But well tried
19:00Well tried
19:00Well
19:01James
19:05James
19:06Could you come back
19:07And do a bit of mouthy
19:08All right
19:09There we are
19:10Good
19:11Lovely
19:12Lovely
19:12Now then
19:13Here we are
19:15Nothing in the bin
19:16Nearly that one
19:17Nothing there
19:17Nothing there
19:18Nothing there
19:19Rice all over the damn place
19:21Oh dear
19:22Oh dear
19:22But they had a good try
19:23Didn't they
19:24What do you think
19:25It's all right
19:27It's all right
19:28It's all right
19:28But how many
19:30How many points
19:31I give
19:32I think I give
19:33Ten points
19:34Ten points
19:35Ten points
19:36Thank you
19:37See how they made
19:38Okay
19:39Lovely
19:40Over here
19:42Now they did very well
19:43As regards
19:43They got one in here
19:44One in this bin
19:45They didn't get one in there
19:47But they got two in the hats
19:48They got two in the hats
19:49And nearly
19:50Nearly
19:51With the rice bowls
19:52Very very close
19:53So it's up to you
19:54Forty point
19:55Forty
19:56Forty
19:57Oh
19:57Okay
19:59Forty
20:00Thank you very much
20:02Thank you
20:02Thank you
20:03All right
20:04Throw that out
20:04Have you got
20:06Oh
20:07Oh
20:07Oh
20:08Oh
20:09Oh
20:09Oh
20:10Oh
20:10Oh
20:11Oh
20:11Oh
20:12Oh
20:13Oh
20:14Oh
20:15Oh
20:15Oh
20:16Oh
20:17Oh
20:18Oh
20:19Oh
20:20Oh
20:21Oh
20:22Oh
20:22Oh
20:23Oh
20:23Oh
20:24Oh
20:25Oh
20:25Oh
20:25Oh
20:25Oh
20:25Oh
20:26Oh
20:26Oh
20:26Well done
20:27Well done
20:27Well done
20:27But we're ready now
20:29For game number two
20:31So go over there
20:32And sit yourselves down
20:33And when you get over there
20:34Take those silly hats off
20:35Especially you
20:36It's a right nana
20:38Anyway
20:38Our next game is called
20:40A gripping
20:41Experience
20:42So please welcome
20:44Rose Lucking
20:45Now you help to make cricket bats
20:55I do
20:56Right
20:56And do they all have the same grip
20:59You know the same size grip
21:00Because in golf
21:01You know some people have thin grips
21:02Some people have thick grips
21:03What about golf?
21:04Some of them have two
21:05Some have three
21:06Clive Lloyd used to have five
21:08Clive Lloyd?
21:09Yes
21:09What five grips on the one bed?
21:11He was big
21:12He was big
21:13I bet he had big feet
21:13I bet he did have big feet
21:17Eh
21:18Did you see?
21:18Big all over
21:19Yes
21:19Big all over
21:20All right
21:21Now then
21:21How many grips have you fitted
21:24In your time?
21:26Oh I guess it must be over a million
21:28Over a million?
21:29Well get a grip of yourself
21:30And come over here
21:31Over a million
21:32Because now
21:34Get in here so that you can
21:36That's it Rosie
21:37Get them all in so that I can see
21:39Now this is hot glue in here
21:41Okay
21:41Hot glue
21:42So watch exactly what
21:44That's it
21:46Plenty of glue
21:47You see it's quite
21:48She puts quite a bit on
21:49Don't you my lady
21:50Yes
21:51Yeah
21:51I want it to go all the way there
21:54Okay Rose
21:56Get it between your knees
21:58Now get it between your knees
21:59Now this is the tricky part
22:01Now watch carefully
22:04Yeah
22:04This is the bit here
22:07You see
22:09And the name
22:12Has got to be
22:13In the middle
22:14Of the blade
22:15Oh there we are
22:16See the way it goes on there
22:18Yes
22:22It's going on
22:23Yes it's alright
22:24Cheers
22:26Five Lloyd
22:27There's five of those
22:28Right like that
22:31There we are
22:34That's it
22:35Oh yeah
22:36Now this is to make sure
22:37This is to make sure
22:38It's firm around the bottom
22:39Making sure it's good and firm
22:42Around the bottom
22:42Just that little bit of tape
22:44Okay fine
22:45And you keep the name
22:46The name here of course
22:47Which is
22:48Grey Nichols
22:49Grey Nichols
22:50Sorry
22:52Grey Nichols
22:53Yeah
22:53The wonderful firm
22:55Of course
22:55One of the best in the world
22:56Okay
22:57Thank you
22:57Will you come back Rose
22:58And do some marking for us
22:59No
23:00Oh you're right
23:02Because we have a surprise guest
23:05Thank you Rose
23:06Thank you for making me look
23:07An absolute fool
23:08Thank you Rose
23:11Lucky for being here
23:12Okay
23:13Alright
23:15Now come over here
23:17That's alright
23:18So get yourselves here
23:19Get to your
23:20You've got some nice hot glue there
23:22You've got
23:23About a minute
23:24To put the grip on
23:26Away you go
23:27Go on then
23:28First of all with your hot glue
23:29That's it
23:31Get it on as even as you can
23:33But quite a bit
23:34She put on there
23:35Okay
23:36That's it
23:39That's a good start with everybody
23:40That's about right
23:41Okay now
23:42Between your knees
23:43Between your knees dear
23:45Between your knees
23:47Once you've got it on
23:48Put it on the floor
23:49You are having trouble
23:51Aren't you dear
23:51Get it
23:53Get it on there
23:54Yeah get it
23:55Get
23:56You're on there a bit
23:59Come on lad
24:03Try and get the first bit on
24:06You're doing very well dear
24:13That's it
24:14Put it down
24:15Put it on the floor
24:15Push it down
24:16When it's on the floor
24:17That's it
24:17Push
24:18And good
24:19Well done my darling
24:20Yeah look at this
24:22Yes
24:23Go on keep pulling dear
24:25Keep
24:25Go on
24:26It'll go
24:27It'll go
24:28Eventually
24:29That's it fine
24:30Time's up
24:32Time's up
24:33Wherever you're up to
24:34Stop
24:35Okay stop
24:36We should have called
24:37We should have called this game
24:37Sticky wickets I think
24:38But now to judge this
24:40Here's the hero of the last test series against the West Indies
24:44And was also instrumental in helping Hampshire win the NatWest Trophy
24:48Of course it's the one and only Mr Robin Smith
24:52Thank you for being here
24:59Thank you for being here
25:00Now come on here first of all
25:02And well
25:04You're the man in question
25:06What do you think
25:07I mean would you be able to play with that
25:08Well this looks
25:09This doesn't look too bad
25:11Compared to the other ones
25:12I'd say
25:15I'd give
25:16A good seven for that
25:18It's pretty good
25:18Yes I think so as well
25:20Only that little bit to go there
25:21Seven
25:22Well done indeed
25:23Now then
25:24Put it bring you round here my love
25:26And
25:27We'll take a grip of that
25:28This is an absolute shame
25:31Can you get a follow through
25:32Yes Michael
25:37It's a good follow through
25:38It was longer than your usual one
25:40Yes a shame
25:43I mean
25:43It is a shame
25:44Well I'd have to give a few points for the effort there
25:46I think
25:47For the effort
25:47She was struggling
25:48Yeah I think four for that
25:49Four for that one
25:50It was a four
25:52It was a four
25:53Now then
25:54Over here
25:55Well Carol had terrible trouble to start with
25:57But once she started
25:59With not much time to go
26:01She got as far as that
26:02So what do you think of this for Robin
26:03That's brilliant
26:04That's the gray nickel sound
26:06You weren't listening to Rose were you
26:07No
26:08Gray nickel sounds around the back
26:09Oh
26:10I'd say that's a five
26:12That's a five
26:13I think she did very well
26:14Very well indeed
26:15And
26:16Look at this one here
26:17Look at this
26:19Not bad either is it
26:20That's outstanding
26:22That's
26:22That is good
26:23It looks to me about the best
26:24I think that's
26:25That's a good eight
26:26I think
26:26That's a good eight
26:27Well done indeed
26:28All right
26:29You're an oaks
26:30Well Robin
26:31Thank you for being here
26:33Good luck to New Zealand
26:34And
26:35Hopefully for the World Cup
26:37With a bit of luck
26:37Great
26:37Well let's hope so
26:38You're a wonderful man
26:40Okay
26:40Thank you
26:41Miss Ford
26:51How's that?
26:53Lisa and Robert have scored 21
26:55Carol and Stuart have scored 27
26:58Oh
26:58Well done you two
27:00And we're sorry to leave you
27:02We are really
27:03But thank you for being here
27:05You will each get a generation game telephone
27:07With our love
27:07To keep in touch
27:08And we'll be seeing you in our grand final
27:11Which is coming up very soon
27:12Thank you very much for being here
27:13Off you go now
27:14Lovely lovely lovely
27:16Next tip by the way
27:19There's a plug
27:19Another plug for your elf
27:20Go right in the middle
27:22She can sing this kid
27:24Right
27:24Our third team's from York
27:26They're mother and son
27:28June and Carl Lyon
27:29Now then you're June Lyon
27:41Oh it's mother and son
27:42Yes
27:42So the lions are here
27:43Yes
27:43Hope you don't live in a den
27:45No it's not a dirty den
27:47Anyway you're married to John
27:49He's a printer
27:49That's right
27:50You met him at a local dance hall
27:51I did yes
27:52Oh I love contact sports
27:53And um
27:54What happened
27:55What happened
27:56The night you met
27:57Well
27:57Well we
27:58We was just carting at the time
28:00Oh were you
28:00Yes we wasn't married
28:01Oh I see
28:02And it was a midnight waltz
28:03And after it finished
28:04Yeah
28:04And he was walking away
28:06He was walking away
28:07With two of my false fingernails
28:08On his jacket
28:09No
28:09And he was
28:10Oh so you nailed him
28:12On the first night
28:13Has he got any other
28:16Irritated habits
28:17Yes he snores
28:18But he won't
28:19He won't
28:21Well admit to it
28:22Admit to it
28:22Yeah it's a big word
28:24Is he here
28:28He is yes
28:29Because I wondered earlier on
28:30Who is he
28:30He's out there
28:31Oh yes
28:32Because earlier on I heard him
28:33Will you give him a nudge
28:34That fella
28:35Who's dozing off there
28:36He's the fella with two nails
28:38Stuck on his shoulder
28:38All right
28:40Nice to have you with us John
28:41Right now over to your son
28:43Carl Lyon
28:44Yes that's right
28:45Lyon yes
28:45Why don't you call him Leo
28:46You chose your mother
28:49To be your partner
28:49On the generation game
28:50Because like you
28:51She'll try anything once
28:52Yeah she's daft as well
28:53Oh really
28:53Okay she'll try anything once
28:55Make a note of that
28:56Only
28:57Child
28:58You are
29:03You are a printer
29:04Oh as well as your dad
29:05That's true
29:05And what does that entail
29:06What kind of printing
29:07I print yellow pages
29:08For British Telecom
29:09Oh yellow pages
29:10Yes
29:10I'm in yellow pages
29:11Yeah really
29:12Under E
29:12Entertainer
29:14Next to Elton Toilets
29:17Your girlfriend is Heather
29:20Oh yeah Heather what
29:21Heather Bruce
29:21Yeah yeah
29:23Heather what is her name
29:26Her surname
29:26Bruce
29:27Yeah yeah
29:28I'm Bruce
29:28You're
29:29Oh she's called Heather
29:32Yes
29:32That's her surname
29:33Yes
29:34Oh because that does happen at times
29:35Fine
29:35Okay
29:36Your fantasy ambition
29:37Is to meet Nigel Mansell
29:38Oh well he's going to try to pop in
29:41Because I know him quite well
29:42You know from golf
29:43You know and all that sort of thing
29:44And I told him when I thought you'd be on
29:46So he will do his best
29:47Even if it's just to say
29:48Nigel
29:52What a shame
29:55But at least he tried
29:56Didn't he try
29:57Okay thank you for being here
29:59Thank you
29:59Thank you Carl
30:00That was fabulous
30:00Over there if you go
30:01And we'll meet our last pair
30:04Who are
30:05The fourth team are from Bedford
30:07Their father and daughter
30:09Michela and Elena di Fiore
30:11And we'll get there
30:20I'd love to have you with us
30:21Let's be honest
30:22Elena di Fiore
30:23That's correct
30:24Did I say it right?
30:25That's correct
30:25Fiore
30:25Fiore
30:27They're making you feel welcome
30:35Okay
30:36You're a bank clerk
30:37And you say
30:38You have no boyfriend at present
30:39But there are thousands
30:41Queuing up at your front door
30:42I wish
30:43I wish
30:43Oh you wish
30:44I wish
30:44I'm going to say
30:45Typical bank clerk
30:46Not to see people waiting in line
30:48One day walking home from work
30:51A van full of workmen
30:53Drove by
30:53And one shouted
30:55Oi darling
30:56Oi darling
30:56Pointing to your skirt
30:58What was all that about?
30:59Well I thought they were being
31:00Typical workmen
31:01Oh yeah
31:02Being a bit sleazy
31:03Trousers down
31:04Sort of
31:04Top half of the bottom
31:05Showing
31:06In the van that is
31:07I hope so
31:08I hope so
31:09And they looked out
31:11Out the window
31:13Yeah
31:13And he said
31:14You've got some coat hangers
31:15Hanging off your jacket
31:16Oh no
31:17I said no
31:17You know
31:18It's just trying to pull
31:19Yeah
31:19So I wait for the traffic lights
31:21To go green
31:21Trying to pull
31:24You see
31:26You don't realise
31:27That women talk like that
31:28It's how you do
31:29Trying to pull
31:31Trying to pull
31:33You're trying to pull
31:34Yeah
31:34Wait you'll see your whole
31:35Scorps round the back
31:36There aren't you
31:36What a plan
31:38Try to pull each other
31:40Anyway
31:40Away you go
31:41And the traffic lights
31:42Turned green
31:43So I thought
31:43I'd better wait
31:44Until they go
31:44And I turned round
31:45And I had three coat hangers
31:46Hanging off my belt
31:47Oh
31:47Three more hangers on
31:49Apart from all those
31:51Thousands outside
31:51Find your front door
31:52Right
31:53Now over to
31:54Michelle
31:56Michele
31:57Oh Michele
31:58Sorry
31:58Oh it's Italian
31:59I was going to say Michelle
32:00Michele
32:02Di
32:02Fiore
32:04Fiore
32:04Fiore
32:06Fiore
32:10What part of Italy
32:14Are you originally from?
32:15South Italy
32:16South Italy
32:17I love the accent
32:18Campobasso
32:19Campobasso
32:20Yeah
32:21Does your ancestry
32:22Go way back?
32:23Way back?
32:24Oh yeah
32:24Very back
32:25Really back?
32:26Oh good
32:27Oh fine
32:27Godfather
32:29Congratulations
32:31Okay
32:32Just want to make sure
32:33You're very happy
32:34On the show
32:35And here's my wallet
32:36Take what you want
32:38Okay
32:39If you'd like to go
32:40Straight to the conveyor belt
32:41It's all right
32:41Please
32:44Okay
32:45There you know
32:46For you
32:47Okay
32:48You were a whole porter
32:50Porter
32:51And there's one hotel
32:52In Bedford
32:52In one hotel
32:53There's only one hotel
32:54In Bedford
32:56That's the main one
32:57Oh the main one
32:58Is the one you work for
32:58What do you do there?
33:00Porta
33:00Bar
33:00Porta
33:01Bar
33:01Journey
33:03Everything
33:04Maintenance
33:05Maintenance
33:06Maintenance
33:07Good
33:07Carrier
33:08Carrier
33:08Carrier
33:08The bags
33:08Up and down
33:10Up and down
33:1172
33:12Up and down
33:1472
33:14Oh 72
33:15Steps up and down
33:16Oh
33:17Oh blimey
33:19But in your courting days
33:22In Italy
33:23When you met your wife
33:24Clementina
33:25Clementina
33:25She's had that
33:26Very nice
33:27Plenty of year
33:27Plenty of good
33:28Tell me
33:30It was in the very strict days
33:32Very very strict days
33:33Very strict days
33:34So how strict
33:35Tell us a bit of strictness
33:36When I start
33:38Go
33:39Vis there
33:40Yes
33:40Everybody
33:42Round there
33:44Mother
33:44Son
33:45Brother
33:45Everybody
33:46Everybody there
33:47All the time
33:47Drive you crazy
33:49Actually
33:49The first kiss
33:51After three years
33:52First kiss
33:53First kiss
33:54This took him three years
33:55First kiss
33:56It does
33:57Now I know why all those
33:58Tours are waiting
33:59Outside your front dollar
34:00Anyway
34:03Michaela
34:05Welcome
34:06Welcome
34:06Lovely to have you with us
34:08Keep the wallet
34:09Keep the wallet
34:09Keep the wallet
34:10Our next game is called
34:13A put up job
34:14But first
34:15Have a look
34:16At this
34:17Concentrate on it
34:18Now remember it
34:20Okay
34:21You're not going to see a demonstration
34:23This time
34:24It would be too easy
34:25We're throwing you straight in
34:27So take the tent away please
34:30Now
34:31Up you get
34:32You follow me
34:33Over to here
34:34Here's your tent
34:35Okay
34:36Don't start until I tell you
34:37And here's your tent
34:39Okay
34:39Now then
34:40You've got one and a half minutes
34:43To make your tents
34:44Starting from
34:46Now
34:47I'm a bit tense myself tonight
35:17She's going to break it
35:21She is
35:22Okay
35:24Hope you're playing this at home
35:25So you've got the rods
35:33Fairly well in here and there
35:35Oh you've got
35:37Where's your other rod dear
35:39Where'd you put it
35:40Where is it
35:41Where'd you put it there for
35:44Okay
35:45Time's up
35:47Time's up
35:48Okay
35:48Time's up
35:50Now before we judge this
35:51Before we judge it
35:53Get inside
35:54There's your rod in there
35:56Get inside there
35:57Get inside the tent
35:58It's very important
35:59That we can see
35:59You can get inside
36:00Because it makes
36:01All the difference
36:02So get inside there
36:04If you can
36:05Right
36:06Right
36:08Now I'd like to meet
36:13From Somerset
36:14From Somerset
36:17Leisure Limited
36:18Jan Ashcroft
36:20What is this tent called?
36:29It's called a free dome
36:30A free dome
36:31I don't think they've got much freedom inside
36:33But it's a free dome
36:34And how much
36:35Because it looks very light
36:36How much does it weigh?
36:37It's about four kilos
36:38Oh is that all
36:38So it's suitable for backpacking
36:40Putting on your back
36:41And all that sort of thing
36:42Yeah
36:42Because I haven't gone camping in years
36:44But now again
36:45I do love a romp
36:46So
36:46So first of all
36:50Will you come over here
36:51And tell me what you think
36:52Of it
36:54They've got a big television area
36:57So I mean
37:01If one of them stood
37:02With their arm
37:03They've managed to put the
37:04Brought through one sleeve
37:05Through one sleeve
37:06But she put the other one
37:08Along something else
37:08Inside
37:09They couldn't find it
37:10They were looking for it
37:11They thought we were
37:11Trying to cheat with them
37:12But what do you think?
37:14Their shape gives it
37:15A sort of a shape
37:16It does give it
37:17A bit of a shape
37:17Yes
37:18I don't know
37:19Who's there
37:19Oh yes
37:20That's the lady
37:21Right
37:23What do you think?
37:24Well for trying
37:25I think
37:25Ten out of twenty
37:27Ten out of twenty
37:28For trying
37:28Thank you very much
37:29You two
37:30There they
37:31Over here
37:32And now a television area
37:34All they've done
37:34Yes it's rather
37:36Like a teepee
37:36Rather teepee
37:38I think you're right
37:39Okay
37:39This is an Italian free day
37:41That's it
37:42So what do you think here
37:44Jan
37:45Well I think
37:46Perhaps it's a little bit better
37:48I can see
37:48Yeah
37:48Well they've got more things
37:50They've got more things
37:51Yeah
37:51And they did have an entrance
37:52Yeah
37:53See what you mean
37:54I think they get rather wet
37:55But I think
37:56Oh yes
37:57Because the rain had come through there
37:58But they didn't get the roof on
37:59Yeah
37:59Twelve out of twenty
38:01Twelve out of twenty for this one
38:02Thank you very much
38:04Thank you very much
38:05And good luck with this
38:07I think it's a run of the ten
38:08I really do
38:09Thank you
38:09Thank you
38:09Thank you
38:10Thank you
38:10Thank you
38:11Thank you
38:11Thank you
38:11Thank you
38:12Thank you
38:13Thank you
38:15Thank you
38:20Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
38:28Well, June and Carl have scored 10, Elena and Michele have scored 12.
38:33Oh, 12! Only 12, only 12.
38:36Hey!
38:37Right.
38:38Now, our next game is called Little and Large.
38:42So get to your lecterns.
38:43OK, get to your lecterns there.
38:45Now, I know you get to get one, you just leave your...
38:48You stand behind the one, that's good, you've got them organised there.
38:51Now, what we're going to do now is we are going to show you
38:54some photographs of famous people when they were little.
38:58All you have to do is write down who they are now that they're grown up.
39:04OK, that's all you've got to do.
39:06So let's see our first one, please.
39:09That little young thing.
39:12Who did she grow up to be?
39:14Now, if you're not sure, at least have a guess.
39:18Have a guess.
39:24Oh, he's written his name, dear.
39:26We know who you are.
39:27Don't worry about that.
39:28OK.
39:29Now, have you got answers?
39:30We have, yes.
39:31Fine.
39:32Now, let's see the grown up picture of that little girl.
39:35Ah!
39:36It was Esther.
39:37What about that?
39:38Esther Ranson it is.
39:40So what have you got over there?
39:42Erm, the Queen.
39:43Won't Esther be thrilled?
39:48Oh, Esther, you'll have to move.
39:53How wonderful.
39:54And what is there, Michaela?
39:55Julie Andrews.
39:56Julie Andrews?
39:57Not a bad guess, actually.
39:58Not a bad guess.
39:59We've got Margaret Lockwood.
40:01It's going back a bit, isn't it?
40:03Margaret Lockwood.
40:04One of my favourites, though.
40:05I adore that lady.
40:07And Jane Mansfield.
40:10Well, we know where your thoughts are.
40:11Right.
40:14Not much of a start, so let's go to the next one.
40:19There we are.
40:20Now, first, it's always good to look at the eyes first, maybe.
40:23Then have a look at the mouth and the chin.
40:27OK, we've got an answer here.
40:29Very good here.
40:30Got an answer here.
40:31Right.
40:32You've got answers?
40:33OK.
40:34Now, who did you grow up to be?
40:36John the Major.
40:39John Major.
40:40Very good.
40:41Very good.
40:42So, what have we got over there?
40:43We have John Major.
40:44John Major.
40:45Well done, Elena.
40:46And, Prince Andrew.
40:48You'll be moving as well, won't you?
40:53OK.
40:54All right.
40:55OK.
40:56We've got Kirk Douglas.
40:58But we have John Major here.
41:01Well done.
41:02Well done indeed.
41:03Wonderful.
41:04Wonderful.
41:05OK.
41:06Let's see the next little person.
41:08There we are.
41:09Nice face, isn't it?
41:10Lovely face.
41:11Really lovely face.
41:12Beautiful face.
41:13OK.
41:14We've got something written down.
41:15It's a funny one, isn't it?
41:16OK.
41:17Let's first of all see the lady as she is now.
41:19Mary Whitehouse.
41:20See, the blue rinse makes the difference.
41:21The blue rinse definitely makes the difference.
41:22So, what have we got over there, Rosemary?
41:23What were you laughing at?
41:24Hilda Ogden.
41:25Hilda Ogden.
41:26Sorry about that, Mary.
41:27Don't blame me, dear.
41:28Wasn't my fault.
41:29And what did Michele have?
41:30And we have Mrs. Thatcher.
41:31Mrs. Thatcher.
41:32Oh, well.
41:33Well, we've got Mrs. Thatcher as well.
41:34And we've got Liz Taylor here.
41:35Mary will be thrilled about that.
41:36Liz Taylor.
41:37All right, let's see the next one.
41:38Love me cheeky little face.
41:39Isn't it?
41:40Love me cheeky little face.
41:41Lover me cheeky little face.
41:42What have you got over there, Rosemary?
41:43And what have you got over there, Rosemary?
41:44What have you got over there, Rosemary?
41:45What were you laughing at?
41:46Hilda Ogden.
41:47Sorry about that, Mary.
41:48Don't blame me dear.
41:49Wasn't my fault.
41:50And what did Michele have?
41:51And what did Michele have?
41:52And we have Mrs. Thatcher.
41:53Mrs. Thatcher.
41:54Oh, well.
41:55Well, we've got Mrs. Thatcher as well.
41:56And we've got Liz Taylor here.
41:57Mary will be thrilled about that.
41:59Liz Taylor.
42:00Lovely cheeky little face. Isn't it? Lovely cheeky little face. Nice looking.
42:07Who is it? Have a guess. Now then, who is it? That lovely cheeky little face grew into Rosemary.
42:20Rosemary Ford, there we are. Now, what have you got over there?
42:25Sue Lawley. Sue Lawley? Impossible actually, possible, yeah?
42:29And Lulu.
42:32Lulu, yes, and we've got Susan Hayward, no good, and, he's so ashamed of this, Betty Boo.
42:44Anyway, good game, good game, come back here.
42:47Thank you very much.
42:48Thank you very much.
42:50Thank you very much.
42:56Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
42:58June and Carl have scored 12.
43:00Elena and Michaela have scored 14.
43:0314, yay!
43:05Well done you two, and sorry to lose you two, but it's been lovely to have you here.
43:10Yeah.
43:11You each have a Generation Game telephone.
43:12Thank you very much.
43:13And thank you for being a part of our show tonight.
43:15Okay.
43:16Off we go then.
43:17Fine.
43:18Lovely, lovely, lovely.
43:19And let's remind ourselves of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
43:26And have we got a grand final for you.
43:29Please welcome the court of drums of the band of Her Majesty's Royal Marines.
43:37Thank you, Alex.
43:42Congratulations.
46:06Do you want to go first or second?
46:07First, please.
46:08Oh, Stuart, come on, as we'll get back to world school.
46:10OK.
46:11OK.
46:12Off you go there and get them ready.
46:13Get them ready.
46:14All right, then.
46:14And where do you put these two?
46:16Wrap them in some cotton wool.
46:18OK?
46:18But make sure they can breathe.
46:19OK?
46:21Lovely.
46:21OK.
46:22Now, core of drums, take two.
46:29All right, don't worry.
46:30I'm with you.
46:31I'm with you all the way.
46:32Don't worry.
46:33We're all in this.
46:34We're all in this together.
46:36Up to here.
46:37OK?
46:38Over to you, Sergeant Plummer.
46:39I'm with you all the way, Tae groundwater.
46:40Great.
46:41Great.
46:45Cool.
46:46How's he?
46:48OK.
46:48I'm with you.
46:56Come here, come here.
47:26Come here, come here.
47:56Come here.
47:58Come here.
48:02Sounds like a two-year-old.
48:19That's it.
48:27Very good.
48:29Right.
48:31Hold on, hold on.
48:37Very good.
48:41Very good.
48:43Very good.
48:45Give it one more go.
48:49Give it one more go.
49:01One more go.
49:03One more go.
49:05OK, thank you, Gary.
49:07Thank you, Gary.
49:09Thank you, Gary.
49:21OK, up there.
49:23Wonderful.
49:24Well done.
49:25Well done, indeed.
49:27Absolutely.
49:28Over there to the girl.
49:29That was wonderful.
49:31Well done.
49:33OK.
49:34Cora Drown, let's take three.
49:36Here you come.
49:37Hey.
49:38What's your doing?
49:39Hey.
49:40Hey.
49:41Hey.
49:42Hey.
49:43Hey.
49:44Hey.
49:45OK, are we ready?
49:46Are we ready?
49:47Over to you, Sergeant Brubber.
49:48Over to you, Sergeant Brubber.
50:17Go.
50:18Get ready.
50:22hablé.
50:42Yeah.
50:44you stick there
51:02I mean these things
51:04sorry sergeant
51:07right then
51:10now
51:17now
51:22that's all I say
51:25you will
51:37you will
51:44now
51:46now
51:53oh
51:56okay
52:00there we go
52:02wonderful
52:04okay
52:06Charlie where you go
52:07put the bugle down
52:08let's see
52:20oh
52:21come on
52:28come on
52:29what about these two as well
52:30what about these
52:31and thank you again
52:36the chorus drums
52:38of the band
52:39of her majesty's
52:40the royal marines
52:41for one of these two
52:43thank you gentlemen
52:44thank you sergeant clever
52:46very well
52:47give me one of the staff if you will
52:49come on here maybe you get the other side there
52:51that's fine
52:52well now
52:53to judge this
52:54please welcome
52:55drum major
52:56Wally Walton
52:58thank you
53:03thank you
53:04thank you for being here
53:05now
53:06tell us
53:07how long
53:08have the royal marines been formed
53:09since 1664
53:11come on
53:12you don't look that old
53:13do they anyway
53:14you really don't
53:15now I know
53:16several of these lads served in the gulf
53:17because it wasn't all bugles and drums was it
53:19no it wasn't no
53:20we spent quite a considerable amount of time
53:22looking for mines in the northern gulf
53:24and also
53:25casualty handling
53:26well
53:27you've got a difficult task here
53:28because
53:29you know
53:30I thought they all did
53:31so well
53:32I know the audience loved them as well
53:33but what do you
53:34what do you think
53:35well
53:36I thought the entertainment value on both sides
53:38a bit of juggling
53:39you know
53:40a bit of walk about
53:41and er
53:42bugle was good here
53:43bugle was good there
53:44I think I've got to give them 18 each
53:4618 out of 20
53:47really do you agree
53:48I think it is so close
53:52thank you Molly
53:53and thank you all there
53:54coach again
53:55we'll have a drink after
53:56I'm sure they'll stay for a drink
53:57sergeant
53:58but let's drum major are they
53:59here we are
54:00now then
54:01er
54:02we have
54:03a tyre breaker here
54:04get nice and close if you can
54:05with those drums
54:06face the front
54:07all face the front
54:08it's the first correct answer
54:10here we go
54:11who
54:12is
54:13home
54:14secretary
54:15Kenneth Baker
54:16well done Ellie
54:17well
54:19well
54:20well
54:21well
54:22well
54:23well
54:24well
54:25well
54:27what a way for news
54:28but she was so in there
54:29and the other part was so good
54:30but we do have an answering machine
54:31er
54:32answering machine and telephone for you both
54:34okay
54:35you can't kiss each other with these drummers dear
54:36You can't kiss each other with these drummers, dear.
54:38I mean, I'm in a terrible state, dear.
54:40You're an awful...
54:41Anyway, thank you for being with us
54:44and accept our gifts and we'll have a nice drink afterwards.
54:46Thank you for being part of it.
54:47OK, fine. Can I borrow it, buddy?
54:50OK, you can... Come on, up we go.
54:54Down, down!
54:55Down there!
54:57Down there!
54:58Thank you!
55:00Come on, hurry up, hurry up!
55:02Open your doors, please.
55:04OK, now you're going to have 40 seconds
55:06to see everything that go by you
55:08or everything you see that you remember afterwards
55:11you will take home with you tonight.
55:12You have 40 seconds, then, starting from now.
55:17On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a portable colour TV set,
55:20a case of fine English wine,
55:22a cricket bat and bag,
55:24a plate of sardines,
55:26a country tour,
55:28a very hard as pumpkin,
55:30a sports walkman and headphones,
55:32an electric typewriter,
55:34a cheese dome,
55:35a port and stilton,
55:37Rosie's new compact disc,
55:39an electronic drum machine,
55:41a coffee maker,
55:42a new nails kit,
55:44a selection of bulbs and pets,
55:47pots,
55:47a tracksuit,
55:49a ball worker,
55:50a chopper blender,
55:52a mantle clock,
55:53a decorative dish
55:54and a light-up globe of the world.
55:57All righty, keep thinking,
56:03keep thinking all the time,
56:05hey, keep thinking all the time.
56:07Good.
56:07Round your cameras,
56:08sit yourselves down on there,
56:10just sit yourselves down,
56:11OK.
56:12Oh, Terry's the father,
56:13can't you?
56:15OK,
56:15Italy,
56:16Italy,
56:16OK.
56:17Now, you're going to have 40 seconds,
56:18you'll have the first 20,
56:19you'll get the last 20,
56:20OK?
56:21Good luck for this part,
56:22you have 40 seconds,
56:23starting from now.
56:25Television.
56:25Television.
56:26Cricket bats.
56:27Cricket bats.
56:28Wine.
56:28Wine.
56:29Parting.
56:29Stretch.
56:30Thing do you stretch?
56:31Yes, stretch.
56:33Record.
56:34The record, yes,
56:35Rosie's record, yes.
56:36Sardine, yes.
56:37Sardine,
56:38I'm glad you got the sardine.
56:40Good, good.
56:42Do you like,
56:44do you like...
56:44Kettle.
56:45The kettle,
56:45yes, a coffee maker,
56:47copy maker, yes.
56:47Drum machine.
56:48Drum machine,
56:49yes.
56:50The nail varnish.
56:50Yes.
56:51Rosie's record,
56:52Sardine.
56:52Sardine.
56:53Sardine.
56:53Sardine pointer.
56:55Padley toy.
56:55Say the clock.
56:56Clock.
56:57Yes.
56:58Cricket bat.
56:59The very howlers,
56:59fun kit.
57:00The tracksuit.
57:01The tracksuit.
57:02The tracksuit, yes.
57:02You've got the tracksuit.
57:04Oh.
57:06Oh, didn't they do well?
57:08There we go.
57:09You've got a lot of things here.
57:11Come on.
57:11Pass your time.
57:12Hey.
57:13Oh, thank you.
57:18Oh.
57:19You've got so many things.
57:20And I'm so glad you've got Rosie's new compact disc,
57:24because that actually is his and her personal compact disc mans.
57:29So where are they?
57:30Oh, they're over there.
57:30It's absolutely marvellous.
57:32And of course, you've got the Sardinas.
57:33The Sardinas,
57:34which is a family holiday for four,
57:37to put your car.
57:39Yay!
57:40How about that?
57:42Well done, indeed.
57:44Well done, indeed.
57:45Well, on behalf of Rosie,
57:46and myself,
57:47and everybody,
57:48and I do mean everybody concerned,
57:49thank you for being with us.
57:52Be there!
57:52Yeah!
57:53Yeah!
58:06I wanna take it down again
58:10I wanna take it down again