90.Day.The.Last.Resort.Between.the.Sheets.S01E19
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00:00All right, Ed. We're back. You're back.
00:03Tell All's ready for us.
00:04Tell All part two!
00:06Yes, let's go. I can't wait.
00:08Can any men here explain to Florian what menopause is?
00:15Oh, this will be good.
00:17Menopause is when a woman just be angry.
00:20They hot, and they angry, and they hot, and they angry.
00:23What the ****?
00:25Who said that?
00:27What the ****?
00:29Who said that?
00:30Oh, my God!
00:32There you go.
00:33How did that look?
00:34What is she wearing and why?
00:36Did she get that from under my bed?
00:38I wonder.
00:39What the hell?
00:41Sophie had to our daddy.
00:43Sophie, those are some major allegations from Jasmine.
00:48Who is the guy she's talking about?
00:50My 93-year-old sugar dad.
00:52No way!
00:54I feel like Jasmine just tells everybody's business.
00:56Wouldn't it be funny if Josh was her sugar daddy?
00:59What a turn of events that would be.
01:03Shh, don't start any ****.
01:09All right, Tim, are you ready?
01:11I don't know. What do we got going on here?
01:13Okay, so you're going to be blue.
01:15Okay.
01:16I'm going to be pink.
01:17Okay, and we're going to do our best, Jasmine,
01:19to take out our targets.
01:21I thought you were joking about this last week.
01:23No, no, for real.
01:24Ooh, more talent to wash!
01:26Yeah, more talent, and it's all happening.
01:29Can't wait to see what Natalie's going to say.
01:32You ready?
01:33I'm ready.
01:36Okay.
01:39Ah!
01:40Mmm.
01:46Oh, no!
01:48Oh, my God.
01:49I cannot believe I failed so miserably.
01:51I didn't even get one.
01:54I told you.
01:55Okay, but you know what?
01:56I still build a better tent than you do.
01:58This is my wind dance.
01:59Oh, okay.
02:01Shake it off.
02:02Shake it off.
02:03Shake it off.
02:04Okay, let's go watch the show.
02:05It's going to start.
02:06Oh, you're hurrying me now,
02:07because I'm with your ass.
02:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
02:09It's fine, okay.
02:10I'm so excited for this tell-all.
02:12Let's watch.
02:17We can go to the tell-all and fight, too.
02:19It must suck to sit as a loser.
02:21You know, especially when it was my own game,
02:23but, you know, it was fun.
02:24It looked like you spent a lot of time making that, too.
02:26Look, I love a little arts and crafts project.
02:28Well, good.
02:29It's the last resort tell-all, part two.
02:32Part two.
02:33Where did we leave off?
02:34Let me see.
02:35How many boyfriends did Julia have,
02:39while with Brandon, that we didn't know about?
02:41Sounds like a riddle.
02:44So, Julia, with this second guy, how far did it go?
02:49Spill it.
02:50Oh, what happened with the guy?
02:52I kissing him.
02:53I be kissing.
02:54Ooh.
02:56Oh, come on.
02:57No way.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59You little kissing serial kisser.
03:02She's a serial kisser.
03:03You're a serial kisser.
03:04You need to keep your tongue to yourself.
03:06But in this time, we don't know how many
03:09You're a serial kisser.
03:10You need to keep your tongue to yourself.
03:12But in this time, we have a huge fight in Russia.
03:15And he left, and we stopped talking for a while.
03:18And I'm thinking, we're done.
03:20But he's thinking, we just have a little fight.
03:22But in my brain, I'm thinking, we're done.
03:24If you're in love with somebody, you're not kissing anyone.
03:28But, see, girls do that all the time.
03:30Like, you kiss them, and they're like, oh, but we were done.
03:32I'm like, you didn't tell me that.
03:34We never even had that conversation.
03:35But she said they hadn't talked for a while,
03:37so I want to know how long is a while.
03:38Like, four to six days?
03:39Or was it?
03:40If it's been four to six weeks, we're done.
03:42It's OK to go swamp spit with somebody else.
03:44Yes.
03:45So Ron and Betty, what are you thinking hearing
03:48all this for the first time?
03:49Oh!
03:51I forgot to hear it.
03:52Well, I forgot to hear it.
03:54Ha, ha, ha.
03:55Ha, ha, ha.
03:56Ha, ha, ha.
03:57Whoa!
03:58Can't sugarcoat that now, can we?
04:00I don't think Ron and Betty would call Julia the W word,
04:04but I know they thinking it.
04:05They're thinking it.
04:06They got them Mai Tais in them, too?
04:08They're thinking it.
04:09You did my son like, what?
04:11My thoughts on it is she made a mistake.
04:15I really do.
04:16I believe that was the wrong thing to do, Julia.
04:20But you chose Brandon, and so got to put it behind you.
04:25That's my take.
04:27I agree.
04:28Move forward and recommit your love.
04:32There you go.
04:33That's good advice.
04:34I mean, they're kind of sticking up for her right now
04:36and saying, like, hey, put it behind you, both of you.
04:39They could be like, Brandon, leave her.
04:41Brandon, do you feel that Julia owes you an apology
04:44specifically for that?
04:47Yeah.
04:48I would take a p----.
04:49Ha, ha, ha.
04:50I feel like at that point, that's the only acceptable sorry.
04:53Oh, she's going to get up and do it.
04:56I thought she was leaving.
04:57Oh, no.
05:01Get your p---- sent up.
05:02She's a p----.
05:03Amazing.
05:04I'm not joking.
05:06Aw.
05:07That's how Brandon sits.
05:08Stand your p---- up.
05:12Hey, I'm sorry that I smoochie-woosie.
05:15Everyone else is so much in a worse situation
05:18that they're like, yay, husband and wife are hugging.
05:21K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
05:23Julia was not with Brandon in the tree.
05:26It just hurts.
05:27Not for hurting anybody.
05:29I know.
05:30But it's like, why did you come to the USA
05:32and then like, oh, I'm here now.
05:34Now I can be serious.
05:35But I was serious when I met you.
05:37You didn't feel the same connection that I felt
05:39when I met you.
05:40I have a question.
05:41Did you want to let this go?
05:42I loved you.
05:43Or are you going to behold us for the rest of our lives?
05:44I knew.
05:45He just found out about the second one.
05:48Give Brandon at least more than 10 minutes.
05:51She's wanting him to, like, hear the admittance,
05:54accept the apology, and be over it in, like, three minutes.
05:57You have to feel remorse for what you did.
05:59She needs to understand that this really, you know,
06:01hurt him.
06:02She needs to earn that trust again, that foundation.
06:05Because if you can't let this go,
06:06he can't move forward.
06:07I mean, give the man a little bit of time.
06:09He just found out about it.
06:10Give him, like, a second.
06:12Exactly.
06:13Thank you, Rob.
06:15He needs a beat.
06:16Like, let him take a beat.
06:17Like, when I found out Usman was cheating, I just went.
06:20I walked off set and collected myself and came back.
06:22You know what I mean?
06:23Dude, but like.
06:24You need a minute.
06:25It's so different.
06:26They're fucking married.
06:28Like, he's going to need time to process this.
06:30You've already cheated on him twice.
06:32All right.
06:33Ron and Betty, as always, you were very open
06:35and forthcoming with your thoughts.
06:37Thank you for sharing them with us today.
06:39And it's great to see you again.
06:40Thank you so much for having us.
06:42Go back to your vacation.
06:43Enjoy the cruise.
06:45Eat as much as you want.
06:46And have fun.
06:47Brandon and Julia, you have a lot of big life
06:51changes on the horizon.
06:52We are excited to see how you handle all of them.
06:54Best of luck.
06:58You can see Brandon want to cry.
06:59And you know, like, a man, a woman cheating,
07:01you're going to feel shit.
07:02Not Gino.
07:03Gino don't give a shit.
07:05You know what?
07:07I think she did play this right.
07:08Because if he had found this out when the visa was still in
07:11process, yeah, he would have never married her,
07:13I don't think.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Let's now move on to Rob and Sophie.
07:18Rob and Sophie.
07:19Oh, here we go.
07:21Sophie, you look beautiful.
07:25A little different.
07:26Yeah.
07:27You don't say.
07:28Sean, I've been hitting the gym.
07:30You know, I've been doing push-ups and everything.
07:32Trying to get my chest ready for the summer.
07:34You know?
07:35Oh, yeah, I did a little something.
07:37What'd you do?
07:38Got my boobs done.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah, literally like a month ago.
07:41OK.
07:42A little bit.
07:43Two a little somethings.
07:44They look good, though.
07:45They look pretty recent.
07:47Because they haven't even dropped yet.
07:49Yes, those babies have not descended.
07:51Rob?
07:52Hmm?
07:53How do you think Sophie looks?
07:55The what?
07:56Huh?
07:57Me?
07:58Amazing.
07:59She looks good.
08:00I mean.
08:01So you showed him your new boobs.
08:04I just showed him in the changing room
08:06because he hadn't seen them yet.
08:08Oh.
08:09Oh.
08:11Nobody showed me their boobs in my changing room.
08:14She flashed her to him.
08:16Today was the first time you had seen them?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:20To actually get to see them in all their glory.
08:23Wow.
08:24She's definitely teasing him.
08:25She's got Rob all f***ed up in the head.
08:27Again.
08:28Again.
08:29You know what kind of sucks, though?
08:30Like they couldn't make their marriage work.
08:31They didn't want to sleep together.
08:32But now she's like,
08:33hey, do you want to see my new d***?
08:35I know.
08:36She waited for you to be separated.
08:37Mm-hmm.
08:38To get them done.
08:39Mm-hmm.
08:40How do you feel about that?
08:41I feel like she's trying to be her best version of herself now.
08:45A revenge buddy.
08:46Yeah, a little bit.
08:48Every time I break up with a girl,
08:51they change their hair, they get a dog,
08:54and they lose weight every single time.
08:57I have not changed my hair since high school.
08:59You actually did.
09:00We broke up, and I'll never forget.
09:02I came over to get some of my stuff,
09:04and you had curled your hair.
09:05And I was like, what are you doing?
09:07You were like, you never let me curl my hair,
09:09so now I'm curling it.
09:11You two had a very, very emotional end
09:15to your time at the resort.
09:19But earlier, you told us that even though you chose
09:21not to recommit to each other,
09:23you started having sex again.
09:26Oh!
09:28Oh, same word!
09:30Come on, boy. Come on.
09:32You come on.
09:33Oh, my goodness! Oh, he's so excited.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, my goodness.
09:37He's like, stop picking my fur, Nanny.
09:39So when did things take a turn?
09:42So me and her had gone to Disneyland,
09:44and we were just friends.
09:46Y'all went on Mr. Toad's wild ride.
09:50Oh, Brandon.
09:52It is the most magical place on Earth.
09:54Yeah, I love that place, though.
09:56So, Sophie, what changed for you at Disneyland?
10:00Well, like, we had an amazing day,
10:03and all the things it's like I'd been wanting
10:05in a relationship I was receiving
10:07because we wasn't arguing.
10:09That type of feeling, I kind of just felt like,
10:12like I just want to have sex.
10:14I don't know.
10:16Oh, my God, look at the look on Gino.
10:19Gino, you just should have had sex, man.
10:21Honestly.
10:22You should have put it in her and you blew it.
10:24I think it's kind of cute that therapists
10:26couldn't bring them together, but Mickey Mouse could.
10:28Sometimes all you need is a ticket to Disneyland.
10:30Yeah, just a ticket to Disneyland.
10:32So what happened was we was having sex for a while,
10:34and it was still, we had no talk of like,
10:36oh, does this mean anything?
10:38It was no intention of getting back together.
10:40But we can put our private parts into each other.
10:44However, as we were having sex more often,
10:46it got to a point where I'm starting to
10:49want to go back with him
10:51when I know that's not the right choice.
10:53So I think then we were both like rubber greed,
10:55like, yeah, let's just stop.
10:57That's your husband, that's your wife still.
10:59You don't probably want to sleep around with random people.
11:02So, you know, get it from each other.
11:04What's crazy, though, is Rob knows
11:06that Sophie knows how to manipulate him,
11:08and he still lets her do it.
11:10Artemis, are you team Rob?
11:13Or are you team Sophie?
11:15Speak. Speak. Speak.
11:18Rob, speak. Rob.
11:20Speak.
11:21Speak. Speak.
11:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:25So, Rob, let me ask you,
11:28do you feel that you should move forward with the divorce?
11:33Oh!
11:37♪♪
11:42Hold on, are they going to get a divorce?
11:44I mean, they need to get a divorce.
11:46But, like, his face is telling me that he's, like, unsure.
11:50So I'm wondering what he's going to go with.
11:52He seems like he's still in love with her.
11:55It's the...
11:57I think once we are divorced,
12:00we can, like, fully move on.
12:02It's just difficult because it's going to be hard
12:04to, like, fully sign that and never speak again, but, you know.
12:09Well, you don't have to never speak again
12:11because you get divorced.
12:12Yeah, you could be 10 years down the line
12:14watching TV with your Bessie.
12:16She's just too young, too big of an age gap.
12:18Oh, my gosh.
12:20I think that was progress we just saw, Ed.
12:23Are you on a dating app?
12:26Yes.
12:27Is she too old for you, Ed?
12:29Oh!