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00:00The TV industry is now in the middle of a time of crisis.
00:04The monster that was born between the light and the shadow,
00:08that is Kusarigeirin.
00:10Don't suffer alone.
00:12Kusarigeirin Therapy!
00:20This time again, the one who is giving advice to the troubled entertainer
00:23is the pioneer of Kusarigeirin, this Shannin.
00:27How is it, everyone? Are you suffering from Kusarigeirin these days?
00:30Yes, I am.
00:31I feel like I'm in a good mood.
00:33Really?
00:34Celebrate.
00:35Celebrate the cyborg warrior.
00:37Please stop.
00:38I'm not on the morning TV show called Master.
00:42You seem to be in a good mood. I heard it earlier.
00:45It's a little different.
00:46I heard that you decided to do a commercial.
00:48Well, yes.
00:49I'm doing a commercial that looks like a magic song.
00:53If you decide to do a commercial, how about the other two?
00:56Are you okay with Kusarigeirin?
00:58No, I don't think it's right to sell Kusarigeirin's project to a peddler.
01:04That's right. It's not fair.
01:06It's not fair.
01:07This time, the young and middle-aged,
01:10the troubled Kusarigeirin Ryo-san generation will appear.
01:15What is the real problem that the young and middle-aged
01:18Kusarigeirin Ryo-san generation has?
01:21First of all, Mr. Dian, please.
01:24I came to Tokyo from Osaka in April.
01:28Actually, we are over 40 years old.
01:32I'm 41 years old and my partner is 42 years old.
01:36Can this 41-year-old entertainer break?
01:44It's a little too late.
01:49Mr. Chidori is my senior.
01:52When Mr. Chidori came to Tokyo, he was 32 years old.
01:58Mr. Chidori also took about 5 years to break.
02:03When I said something good and said 5 years,
02:06I was 46 years old and 47 years old.
02:10Is the time too short?
02:13The time after breaking is too short.
02:16Why did you come to Tokyo so late?
02:19I've been there for a long time,
02:22but I was late because I didn't have a chance.
02:26I don't know, but when you come to Tokyo,
02:29I have the image that you will invite me to each program.
02:33Yes.
02:34I didn't invite you at all.
02:36That's a lie.
02:38When I consulted with Mr. Nobu before coming to Tokyo,
02:41I told him to open it on Thursday.
02:44On Thursday, there are a lot of recordings of the Tokyo program.
02:48I'm in Tokyo on Thursday,
02:50but I can't invite you to one.
02:53If it's Thursday, it's a holiday.
02:56I'm just at home.
02:58I have a reason to come to Tokyo.
03:01I've seen a lot of failures.
03:04KOTA NAKAYAMA
03:07I see.
03:08NEGO-6
03:10I see.
03:12NEGO-6 is writing a movie now,
03:15and sometimes he appears in the movie and just acts.
03:19Both of them were geniuses in Osaka.
03:22I see.
03:23NEGO-6 was the first to appear on TV.
03:25I came to Tokyo, and now I'm in a terrible state.
03:29I'm a little afraid of that.
03:31That's a little sad, isn't it?
03:33I think so.
03:36But if you come to Tokyo, you'll be zero.
03:39Why do people in Osaka think that?
03:41For example, people who broke in Aomori will be zero when they leave Tokyo.
03:46Why do people in Osaka think that?
03:52I don't think so.
03:54I'm trying to be at Osaka's level.
03:57I'm at zero level.
04:00What do you mean by zero level?
04:02You've been doing it for a while.
04:04I'm not throwing it away.
04:06You've been doing it for a while.
04:07I'm throwing it away.
04:08You've been doing it for a while.
04:09I've been doing it for a while.
04:10I'm going to graduate from university in Japan and make four of the regular ones I have.
04:15Four?
04:17That's a lot of work.
04:18I quit two.
04:20That's a big insurance.
04:22I don't care about insurance.
04:23How many of the regular ones did you quit?
04:25I quit 10 and made about one.
04:29I quit about nine.
04:30You quit 90.
04:31He's not throwing them away.
04:33That's what Mr. Iwai said.
04:35But we don't have a lot of money.
04:37You're over 40?
04:39Yes, I'm over 40.
04:41Then you don't have to quit.
04:43Then why did you shave your head twice?
04:45I've been thinking about that for a long time.
04:50That's crazy.
04:52I've been thinking about that for a long time.
04:55I've been thinking about that for a long time.
04:57So it's a little reassuring.
04:59I want more.
05:01If you're not ready to leave,
05:06you'll quit working for a salaried man.
05:10So it's not a matter of getting paid by a salaried man.
05:15I'll quit everything.
05:18Let's stop everything that's going on in Osaka.
05:20It's in Osaka.
05:22So we can sell it.
05:24Why do I have to say that?
05:26I never quit.
05:28I'm never quitting.
05:30Do you have a plan to go with Tsuda in the first place?
05:34Tsuda is my plan.
05:36Chidori also wants to go ahead of Nobu.
05:39I also want to go ahead of Yoshimura.
05:44I want to go ahead of Sagabe.
05:46I want to go ahead of him.
05:48Go ahead of him?
05:49Go ahead of him?
05:50Go ahead of him?
05:51He's in a situation where he can't catch up.
05:53Go ahead of him too much.
05:54Go ahead of him too much.
05:56He was popular a while ago.
05:58He was teased and invited to a variety show.
06:02That's why Tsuda wants to go ahead of him.
06:05That's right.
06:08Why are you so serious?
06:10It was the same in Osaka.
06:12Tsuda was teased.
06:13I want to show him that I can do more.
06:16That's right.
06:17That's right.
06:19He was teased a lot.
06:22He was like a genius sometimes.
06:29You have that kind of character?
06:30I have that kind of character.
06:32Why do you want to be a host?
06:34It gets in the way of my thoughts.
06:39It gets in my way.
06:41I sometimes do things that I want to do.
06:44Sometimes, I don't feel like doing it.
06:46I want to do it all by myself.
06:47You don't want to, right?
06:48But I'm not that type of person.
06:52I don't know what you're talking about!
06:54If you don't know what you're talking about, just do it!
06:56There are times when he does things better than I do.
07:00Isn't it better to be able to do it?
07:02What about Tokyo?
07:04No, it's cuter to be teased in Tokyo.
07:07Yeah, it's cuter.
07:09I think it's the best pattern to be liked by the MC and be teased.
07:14You have to compete with Komiya and Kotouge, right?
07:18They're all similar.
07:21You have to win.
07:24Well...
07:29You're going to do that?
07:31I've been doing this for a long time, and you're going to do this?
07:35I've been doing this for a long time, and you're going to do this?
07:39I'm more nervous than I am when I'm in a relationship.
07:41He's like an unidentified yacht.
07:44Are you going to do this to me?
07:47You can't be an actor, can you?
07:49I'm not responsible for that.
07:51But now you're a big star and you have a lot of fans.
07:55That's right.
07:57You're an MC now.
07:59But in the entertainment world,
08:02maybe in the 80s,
08:0570s young people will just say,
08:07wait a minute.
08:09They won't quit anyway.
08:11If the entertainment world was a private train at first,
08:14you'd be sitting there with Takeshi-san.
08:17Now you're sitting on the roof.
08:23If someone gets on,
08:25one of you has to get off.
08:28So I got off.
08:30You got off?
08:32You got off?
08:34I was so nervous.
08:37I was looking for a bicycle.
08:39I was going to go wherever I wanted.
08:42I couldn't keep up with my own pace.
08:44I was so stressed.
08:46I didn't want to do it.
08:48But that's what makes you attractive.
08:50I feel like it's over every time.
08:54Oh, I see.
08:56What are you going to do?
08:58Let the three of you decide.
09:01I think it's better to give up being an MC.
09:03Let's put aside the fantasy of being an MC.
09:06From now on,
09:08I'm going to be a character called Yato.
09:12I'm going to be a character who's good at reasoning.
09:15I think you'll like it.
09:18But I came to Tokyo at that age.
09:22I don't want to be around young entertainers.
09:26I've lived in Kansai for a long time,
09:28but I can't make it zero.
09:30I don't think I can move to Tokyo.
09:33What?
09:34You can't move to Tokyo?
09:36What am I going to do until I get there?
09:39If you don't want to move to Tokyo,
09:41it's impossible.
09:43You'd better quit.
09:47When you were playing with Nego Six,
09:50you said you wanted to make money by drawing.
09:53It's amazing to make money by drawing.
09:56You're not that lucky.
09:58There are ramen shops and DJs.
10:02I didn't come to a ramen shop.
10:06Everyone wants to do comedy,
10:08manzai, and MC.
10:10But there's a wall you can't overcome.
10:13So you have to overcome it.
10:15You have to do a lot of things to overcome it.
10:17But I'm happy to be able to do comedy.
10:20Everyone is quitting.
10:22Can't I even try?
10:27I came to Tokyo to be an MC.
10:30Can't I even try?
10:33Can't I even try?
10:37Why is there a ramen shop in Hakata?
10:41Can't I even try?
10:43I can't win.
10:46Why is there a ramen shop in Hakata?
10:49I'm going to win in Fukui.
10:52Why do I have to win in Fukui?
10:54Why do I have to cook?
10:57Do you cook?
10:59Are you kidding me?
11:02I want to hear your specialty dish.
11:05I can make roast beef.
11:09I can make roast beef.
11:13Why?
11:15I came to Tokyo to be an MC.
11:18Why do I have to make roast beef?
11:21It's funny when you say that.
11:24It's funny when you say that.
11:26It's funny when you say that.
11:29Next is Murakami.
11:32He is popular as a character who is not good at sports.
11:34What kind of problems does he have?
11:36I'm a comedian.
11:40But I still like comedy as a fan.
11:45But I still like comedy as a fan.
11:46But I still like comedy as a fan.
11:48But I still like comedy as a fan.
11:51I wonder if Murakami is in the world of comedy.
11:57I wonder if Murakami is in the world of comedy.
12:05Are you doing well?
12:07I'm doing well.
12:12I have a good sense of value.
12:16I don't need it at all.
12:20I can't accept it.
12:22I can't accept it.
12:24Then you shouldn't do it.
12:26Then you shouldn't do it.
12:29It's not a good thing.
12:33I can't accept it.
12:39I don't want to go there.
12:41I don't want to go there.
12:43I'm not stupid on TV.
12:46I wanted to say something more proper.
12:48The readers don't read Murakami, but they read Murakami to call in a fool.
12:53So even if you try to say something edgy and witty,
12:58they'll think you're calling in a different person.
13:02That's how I've made a lot of money, so I won't let it go.
13:07But it's okay to ask for it, right?
13:11It's too late.
13:13That's wrong. That's how I made money.
13:15That's a lie.
13:16It's not a lie! It's this and that!
13:19Why is it all this?
13:20There's no way someone who has such conviction is a piece of shit,
13:26so neither is good.
13:28That's why, you know...
13:30Hurry up and laugh on your knees.
13:35You should try running.
13:37Yeah, you have a lot of knees.
13:39The fact that you have a bad conscience and that I have a good conviction are completely different.
13:45If you're being called in because you're listening to something edgy,
13:48you should listen to something edgy,
13:50but if you're being called on your knees, you should go on your knees.
13:52I want to see Pyonkichi, but it's like Hiroshi is talking a lot.
13:56I want to see Pyonkichi.
13:59Hurry up and jump.
14:02Why are you doing that?
14:05If you don't do that, listen to me today.
14:08It's the same as me.
14:10It's not therapy at all.
14:12You're full of lies.
14:14What's your favorite ramen?
14:17Why is everyone talking about ramen?
14:23I think Murakami is similar.
14:26But the big difference is that Murakami is doing comedy for himself,
14:31so it's not funny.
14:34It's the same for me.
14:36It's useless to be on TV.
14:38I thought it was in the way,
14:40but I'm just doing it because I want to do it for the TV staff and fans who really want to use me.
14:47I don't really think I'm selling or making money.
14:51But you think you're not funny, don't you?
14:55That's what you're saying.
14:57Try it on someone else.
14:59I'll take it all.
15:01When I say something weird, the staff thinks I'm trying to be funny.
15:06That's why I can't be funny.
15:08I don't have to be funny.
15:10I'm just saying what's in my heart.
15:12I'm impressed.
15:14I'm going to say what I really think.
15:16That's all I need to say.
15:19That's what I've been doing for a year.
15:22That's cool.
15:26That's cool.
15:28That's a different weight.
15:31I feel like I'm talking from the bottom of my stomach.
15:34You're a little thin.
15:36Since a while ago.
15:39Since a long time ago.
15:43I think it's a branding failure.
15:46I can't be funny.
15:48If I don't keep being funny, I can't be funny.
15:54That's true.
15:56I can't be funny.
15:58If I don't keep being funny, I can't be funny.
16:00That's the end of you.
16:02Why do you have to be funny?
16:04You have to be funny.
16:06That's right.
16:08That's right.
16:10Please be careful.
16:12I have a weird pride.
16:14When I'm being funny, I feel like I'm being funny.
16:17I don't want to be funny.
16:21That's enough.
16:24That's enough.
16:26You guys are the reason I'm being funny.
16:29I can't do anything but being funny.
16:32You were serious when you were being funny.
16:34You were serious at that time.
16:36That's right.
16:38That's a great thing.
16:40I thought you were dead at that time.
16:43What are you talking about?
16:48I don't think so.
16:50I can't help it.
16:52You are making me funny.
16:56If you are being funny, you should continue to be funny.
17:00I'm grateful for that.
17:03But there are times when I'm being funny.
17:06I'm being funny.
17:08I'm being funny.
17:10I'm being funny.
17:12I'm being funny.
17:14I'm being funny.
17:16You are branding people who are not funny.
17:20Ryuhei is like that.
17:22He has been doing it for decades.
17:25There are comedians who have been doing funny things.
17:31They won't forgive you.
17:34You are the senior.
17:36You are the senior.
17:38You are the senior.
17:40You are the senior.
17:42You are the senior.
17:44You are the senior.
17:46You are the senior.
17:48You are saying that you are great.
17:51You are also saying that you should stop being funny.
17:56If comedy is the only program in the world, you can't appear.
18:01Then please continue to be funny.
18:03What?
18:05I don't understand.
18:07Please continue to be funny so that I can be funny.
18:14You don't have to be funny.
18:18Don't make the same face as HITAKURA.
18:20I'm not funny at all.
18:22I'm not funny.
18:24You are not funny.
18:26You are not funny.
18:29You want to appear on TV, right?
18:31I want to appear on TV.
18:32That's impossible.
18:33What is that?
18:34If you want to be funny, you have to cut everything.
18:38That's impossible.
18:40You may think you are funny.
18:43But you are 10 times funnier than your seniors.
18:45You can't beat those who are 1 or 1.5 times funnier than you.
18:50You want to be funny.
18:52Don't mess with me.
18:54That's impossible.
18:56You are strict.
18:58You are strict.
19:00No one will be a comedian if they see this.
19:02No one will be a comedian if they see this.
19:05If you see this, you will never give up.
19:10You will never give up.