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00:00Your office supplies have been blindsided by technology. Penelope is a frazzled single woman
00:09just trying to get by in a time when most people are now working digitally. She's trying to get
00:15her groove back by dating around the house. Penelope just needs to be seen and supported
00:21for who she is, frazzled dork and all. She just needs to be herself and she'll meet someone who
00:27is more her speed. Penelope is played by Amy Carrera.
00:36The frazzled figure standing before you has the sort of overworked and underpaid co-worker energy
00:41you've not seen since you started working from home.
00:45She startles when she sees you looking at her, dropping a number of office supplies clutched in
00:50her arms. Oh my god, you can see me? You can see me! Oh my god, you've walked by me for so long
01:04without looking at me. Office Romance Magazine was right. Maybe this really is my year.
01:10Oh yeah, it's a leading publication on office romances for office supplies.
01:15It said my love life was totally gonna be on fire this year.
01:18And fires, as we all know, are a very good thing.
01:22Oh gosh, listen to me babbling at you. You don't even know my name.
01:31Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
01:34Oh, I'm getting to it.
01:43I'm Penelope, and I'm your office supplies.
01:50Yay!
01:55Witch boy, let me tell you, you sure haven't used those in a while.
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
02:06It's great that you're here though, because now you can bear witness
02:12to the resurrection of Penelope Office Supplies!
02:17I'm glad if no one's using me like they used to. I'm not dead yet.
02:22Yeah!
02:30Anyway, your Daily Motivational Office Quotes calendar put it best.
02:34Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you.
02:39Steven Sovey. Now what do you think that means?
02:47Exactly!
02:48Yeah!
02:50Anyway, to that end, I've got a hot, hot date with a cross trainer. You got any advice for me?
03:00Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I can do that.
03:03I have arrived to do battle!
03:08I want that! Let's fucking fight!
03:12To arms!
03:15This is great! I'm not scared at all!
03:18You leave them to it.