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00:00Hello, love. I'm in the mood to meet a harem of high-flying handsome hunks. You know how
00:06there are certain flocks of birds that fly so in unison that you might think they're
00:11a part of one larger entity? Well, that hive mind is the hanks, voiced by our very own
00:18Robbie Daymond.
00:20Five handsome himbos in colourful jumpsuits are flexing and chatting animatedly amongst
00:26themselves. When they notice you, they begin to buzz with excitement, all speaking in rapid-fire
00:32sequence.
00:33Yo, check it!
00:34Quick, dudes, clean up the digs. We got company.
00:40Some real fine company, if you know what I'm saying.
00:43How's it hanging, homie?
00:46Quirt!
00:47Oh, that's fax, amigo!
00:54Well, what are you waiting for? Slide on in here and take a load off.
01:01And, uh, anything else you want to take off?
01:05Welcome to the extremest dojo in the pad! The perfect place to sit back, chillax, and
01:10recharge your bats.
01:13Hell yeah!
01:17Hell yeah! You're a snack, baby.
01:20Don't mind Hank number three. His game is super cringe.
01:24Lucky embarrassing Hank number three!
01:27Right now, you're hanging with the wildest, derpest, gnarliest squad of bussin' athletes
01:32around, homie!
01:34The Hanks!
01:42Yup!
01:44We're the Hanks!
01:54Numbers are kick-ass!
01:57The Hanks all stand in formation, each of them striking a unique pose as they introduce
02:03themselves. You get the distinct feeling they do this often.
02:07I'm Hank number one!
02:10I'm Hank number two!
02:12I'm Hank number three!
02:14I'm Hank number four!
02:16And I'm Hank number five!
02:19We're the Hanks!
02:22Brought to you by Red Bull!
02:27Cool!
02:30That's right! We're the wildest, most fearless, gnarliest squad of extreme athletes in the
02:36house!
02:38We base jump! We lava board! We cheese roll!
02:43If something's hot enough, we'll ride it all night long!
02:48We laugh in the face of danger!
02:51Even though we probably shouldn't!
02:54We've tasted the adrenaline of them all!
03:01Hank gliding!
03:04It's like hang gliding!
03:06But with us!
03:08We're the Hanks!
03:13Oh, we're way beyond junkies, hot stuff!
03:17It's legit insane!
03:19Oh, we're way beyond junkies, hot stuff!
03:22It's legit insane!
03:24But no cap, we live here with you!
03:27We're Casa Roomies, amigo!
03:34Right? Life's way more engaging with friends!
03:37Or friends with benefits!
03:40That's why we partnered with Red Bull!
03:45Red Bull's our sponsor, brah!
03:50Their bulls have the most res, no cap!
03:57Not a single cap, amigo!
04:00And they're not just a sponsor, they're our fam!
04:03They fuel our adventures!
04:06They provide our wicked gear, get our exploits killer exposure, and provide the best medical support when things get gnarly!
04:14Let's be real, they do get gnarly!
04:18And by gnarly, I mean dope AF!
04:24Through every stunt, they've always got our backs!
04:29We high-key love it all, homie!
04:38Yeah, that's not entirely inaccurate...
04:43It is!
04:46Speaking of which, we were just about to head out for a little hank-gliding!
04:52What do you think?
04:54Wanna come?
04:57In high-key slaps, homie! You in?
05:06You can be if you want it to be!
05:10What do you say?
05:16All burn!
05:22We're not disappointed! Heck, we just met!
05:26This stuff takes trust!
05:28Another day, another adventure!
05:32If you change your mind, we'll be hanging out here, as per use!
05:38But we'll probably only head out four more times this season, so don't miss out!
05:44That's what I like to hear, house homie!
05:48Great Ole!