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00:00Hello love, let's dry ourselves off. Tyrell will absorb any negative energy you toss his
00:07way. If you don't put his feelings first, he won't like you one bit. A quick fluff
00:13and he will be there to warm you up and keep you dry. But people in the bathroom talk,
00:18and if he finds out you are only using him, he won't be too kind about it.
00:24It's not all that surprising that your towels would have a look that one can only describe
00:29as fresh out of the shower. The fluffy terry cloth clothing and glistening skin are expected.
00:37What you did not expect to see, however, was a six-pack you could do your laundry on. Wait,
00:43hold still. He holds his hands out in front of him, stopping you in your tracks. You didn't
00:53do anything. He backs away from you, slowly and carefully. Just don't move. Ooh, there's
01:03some water on the floor. Let me get that before you slip and fall. He bends down to mop up
01:09a tiny puddle, standing back up with a grin. There, all good. Some might say that I saved
01:22your life. Hey! Did you see that dude? I may be soft, but I'm hard against spills.
01:41He minds playing a trumpet, imitating the instrument with his mouth. I dry as quick
01:50as my whip. If you get wet, don't get upset. Isn't that right, my absorbent sidekick?
01:59He holds out a small swan-shaped towel for your inspection. It's quite charming. Quack!
02:10Kinda? This is Little Buddy. He's pretty cool. I can fold him into anything I want.
02:18Today, a swan. Tomorrow, who knows what the fabric of the universe will weave. I mean,
02:27I only know how to fold, like, two others. But still, it keeps me busy between cleaning
02:34spills and warming up your body. You heard me. It's my job after all. Spills happen
02:47every day. No big thing. But the hard part is getting dry. For the big jobs, I work with
02:53Washford and Drysdale. But I work pretty independently, you know? Don't I know it? Even though you
03:09don't spill too much, I'm there 24-7 on call. Not to tug on my own thread, but I'm
03:16proud of the work that I do. Oh, like you have bigger ones? What do you want?
03:34Honestly, that sounds like a pretty damn huge aspiration.
03:38There are things I want to do, but my job is important, you know?
03:44Those spills ain't going to unspill themselves. And I won't be spilling things to you until I
03:49get to know you better. So let's make a deal. Next time you see me, I'll show you something
03:55cool. And maybe I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'll show you an idea I have.