Made in Chelsea Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00You've put the biggest strain on my relationship that ever has been.
00:05I think it's wrong of you to have blamed everything on her, when it's not her the problem.
00:09You think he's used to me?
00:10I know he has.
00:11I'm sorry.
00:12I just don't really want to be in London right now, I just want to go away.
00:15Please don't go, please don't do this.
00:18So by stopping a rumour you chose to spread it more.
00:21It was going everywhere Hugo.
00:23Is this really such a big deal that I didn't come to that dinner?
00:26You know it's not about choosing a dinner party or gig.
00:28When you're hurt about a situation like the Hugo Millie thing, that's when I need your support more than ever.
00:33Where's Joanna?
00:34In Cannes.
00:35Honestly darling, break down.
00:37It's always going to be in the back of my mind, what it would be like to be with you.
00:42I'm taking you on a date, yes?
00:44Yes.
00:45What?
00:58Yes.
01:19Do you not get the impression that our group is just really like incestuous?
01:24Yes.
01:25We chill with the same birds, we just need to spread the wings.
01:30Exactly, I think you're on the money.
01:34I've had a revolution.
01:36A revelation?
01:44I've been having a think about organising a little party.
01:50With like no current flames, no exes, like just brand new talent.
01:57I'm liking the sound of this.
01:59There's a hotel down in Mayfair I think on the West End, it's got a great pool.
02:03We could hit like a pool party.
02:05I can DJ.
02:06Oh please Ben.
02:07I am an actual DJ.
02:09No you are not.
02:10I do, I do.
02:11List off what you do in Ireland.
02:13Everything I do.
02:14Internet mogul, diamond dealer.
02:17Freshman skateboarder, surfer, bodyboarder.
02:20Are you just listing the stuff that you can do?
02:22I'm also quite interested in topiary.
02:24You know how I used to surf?
02:25I grew up in Florida.
02:26Topiary?
02:27What the hell's that?
02:28It's like shaping bushes into...
02:32You like to shape a bush?
02:34Yeah.
02:37Can I invite Caggy?
02:39No, that's the whole point of not...
02:41It's too expensive.
02:42No, I got it.
02:43With Proudlog.
02:44Necking Caggy the other day.
02:46Have you ever really spoken about Caggy?
02:50Not really.
02:51It's probably because you both really like her.
03:10Right, I'm ready for this.
03:11Hello.
03:12Hello baby.
03:13Sit down.
03:14Relax.
03:15Relax.
03:16Thing is, Louise, you know,
03:17most people will buy you dinner.
03:20I'm going to make it.
03:22Let's cook.
03:23There you go, Frances.
03:40Hi.
03:42Hi.
03:43How are you?
03:44Good.
03:45I'm glad I brought you here.
03:46It's my special place.
03:48But I think next time I take you on a dinner date.
03:52A dinner date?
03:53Mm.
03:54OK.
03:55Like sweetie tasting and chocolate tasting.
03:57Mm.
03:58Love chocolate.
03:59You know, I can make a chocolate statue of me
04:01and you can just eat it.
04:03Just eat me.
04:04Yeah, we'll have to make it sooner rather than later
04:06because I'm going back to Edinburgh pretty soon.
04:08Why do you want to go back?
04:09Because I have to study.
04:10What subject are you studying?
04:12I study geography.
04:13So what is the capital of...
04:15Don't ask me capitals.
04:16..Sweden.
04:17Don't ask me capitals!
04:18Try and guess.
04:19Oh, it's Stockholm.
04:20You knew that!
04:22What do you think Spencer will be like?
04:24What about us going on a date?
04:26Yeah.
04:27He doesn't really have a leg to stand on.
04:29I only say that because obviously now I'm taking you
04:32to my special place.
04:33Your special place.
04:35Obviously now, you know,
04:36obviously it would be sweet to hang out some more.
04:38So what are your plans for the next few days?
04:42I'm busy this weekend.
04:44Where are you going now?
04:46I'll just hang out with the girls.
04:48Going where?
04:50It's a secret.
04:51I thought we were going to hang out,
04:53but now you're going away again.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Sucks.
04:57So is Jamie coming along to this gathering?
04:59He's usually in tow.
05:00Your sycophantic side.
05:01I'm on a date with Louise.
05:03Is that today?
05:04Yeah.
05:05I wonder where he's taking her.
05:07How do you feel about that?
05:08I couldn't care less.
05:09You always say that, that you couldn't care less.
05:11No-one takes any satisfaction about seeing your ex,
05:15like, getting along with someone else.
05:17No matter who you are, it always hurts a tiny bit.
05:21MUSIC PLAYS
05:24I'm a full-time dreamer
05:27My dreams are my reality
05:30Miss Janna, the housekeeper.
05:32Where is she?
05:33In Cairn.
05:34And I don't know when she's coming back.
05:36I know what I need.
05:37I need someone who can learn quickly to make my bed,
05:40to keep the house in order, to have everything in place.
05:43And I need someone who can do that.
05:45I need someone who can do that.
05:47To make my bed, to keep the house in order,
05:49to have everything done precisely.
05:51A perfectionist, someone like me.
05:54Ruth?
05:56Hello.
05:57Hey, how are you?
05:58Very well, thank you.
05:59Nice to meet you.
06:00How do you do?
06:01Good, fine, thank you. Nice to meet you.
06:04OK.
06:05My housekeeper has been with me for two years
06:07and I am a perfectionist, the way she makes my bed,
06:10the way I like my shirts on.
06:11My concerns are...
06:13Clothes.
06:14Clothes are a big concern.
06:16Is that something that you have experience with?
06:19Cooking, I'll be honest, I'm very basic.
06:22OK.
06:23I do a great microwave dinner.
06:25Right.
06:26Well, it's difficult to find everything, I think.
06:28Yeah.
06:29OK.
06:30I'm used to having someone who works for me in...
06:32A uniform.
06:33OK.
06:34Is that something that would bother you?
06:35Not at all.
06:36OK.
06:37Do you make cocktails?
06:38I can do a nice Baileys.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Have you ever polished?
06:42I have.
06:43You have? OK.
06:44I pledge.
06:45Have you looked after antiques?
06:47No, I've been around antique shops and I'm always, like...
06:50So I don't want you to feel uneasy around my house...
06:52Right.
06:53..and to think, ooh, I can't touch that.
06:55But just be gentle.
06:56Oh, I can't touch it!
06:57I can't touch it!
06:58Oh!
06:59OK, well, thank you so much for your time.
07:01Thank you, you're welcome.
07:03It's been a pleasure meeting you.
07:04Pleasure meeting you, thank you.
07:05I shall get back to you soon.
07:06OK, nice to meet you.
07:11She's very sweet.
07:12She is.
07:14But she's not for me.
07:15No.
07:16It's more complicated than I thought.
07:18Oh, it's a bit of a nightmare, isn't it?
07:25It's a nice day out, hey?
07:29You've got all these beautiful naps.
07:34This is Nelly.
07:35Oh, fuck me. Hi, Nelly.
07:36Don't be scared, Ollie.
07:39SHE LAUGHS
07:40She's just got saliva on my face.
07:42Why don't you stand here and I'll give you a leg up?
07:44OK.
07:50Ooh!
07:57What's happening with you and Baines?
07:59Well, obviously, I went to talk to her after the dinner party
08:03and it didn't go down too well, to be honest.
08:05Really?
08:06She's spending a lot of time with Spencer and Hugo and those guys
08:09and she feels that I shouldn't have got involved in that situation
08:12and I just find that really hard.
08:13Because when you have really close friends,
08:15they support you no matter what.
08:17Of course.
08:18I know we're going to the cricket, but I don't know what's going to happen
08:21if, you know, it was left in a really bad way.
08:23If I go, is she going to want to talk to me?
08:25Is she going to ignore me?
08:26Is it going to be another argument?
08:28I don't want anyone else to see that.
08:30Of course you don't.
08:31How are things with you and Chloe?
08:33I think there's been a mountain of stress of, like, a million things.
08:36Gabriela hasn't helped the situation, but I think there's a lot more to it.
08:40And I can't put my finger on a lot of the things that it is and I just...
08:43It seems to me like she did make you happy,
08:46but you're both not very happy now.
08:49You need to sort it out.
09:04I went to Caggy's gig and Jessica rocks up with Kendall.
09:09I think she's expecting you at the dinner.
09:12Why would I go to a couple's dinner party?
09:14But you wouldn't, unless you had a date.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Maybe she doesn't like the fact that you're friends
09:19with Hugo and Spencer and that lot.
09:21Exactly. And she said that.
09:22And I was like, well, you can't really stop me from being friends with them.
09:25But why has this happened?
09:27She's probably going to blame it on me, but I haven't done anything wrong.
09:30I've just been the same.
09:33Have you seen Ollie since the dinner?
09:35No.
09:36You haven't?
09:39Oh.
09:41Well, we have been arguing loads and he knows that.
09:45And is it to do with Gabs that you're falling out?
09:47No.
09:48The problems between Ollie and I now are nothing to do with her.
09:52It's tricky because why wouldn't he want...
09:55Oh, I don't know.
09:56It would be so much easier if he would be happy with you being friends with her.
10:00I think at the beginning he was happy with us getting along.
10:03But I think us getting along has now resulted in us actually being friends.
10:09And, like, if Ollie can't handle that, well, tough.
10:13Oh.
10:16A song that's made up just for me
10:31So here's to a fun weekend.
10:33Yes.
10:34Cheers, guys.
10:39But it is nice to get away without the boys at times.
10:42Yeah, just girls.
10:43And we're all single right now.
10:45Yeah, exactly.
10:46We should pick up some intellectual men in the galleries.
10:49I'd rather just some dumb, fit guys.
10:54We have to remember that we are on a mission.
10:56Yeah, we are.
10:57I just hope everything can be sorted out.
10:59It's going to be fun, though.
11:25Hello.
11:26That's good.
11:28We're here.
11:30Hello.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32It's so good to see you guys.
11:34You look so well.
11:36It's so good to see you.
11:38So excited that you're here.
11:40It is.
11:41Yeah, we've got so much to catch up on.
11:43Like, perfect.
11:44Just what I need.
11:45How have you been?
11:46Really good.
11:47Yeah?
11:48Yeah.
11:49I've just been trying to distract myself, and then...
11:51I'm sure you have.
11:52You do.
11:53Yeah.
11:54We've got our bags.
11:55We've got our bags.
11:56Yeah.
11:57OK, OK.
11:58Oh!
11:59Oh, I love it.
12:11Finkle, it's very nice to have a friend that's a girl.
12:16I don't have many.
12:17Oh, Spence, that's sweet.
12:19It's nice, isn't it?
12:20Yeah.
12:21He could be my new only love.
12:23Indeed.
12:24Oh, look at you.
12:25What do you think?
12:26It's very smart, isn't it?
12:28Yeah, it's cool.
12:29The tie's quite cool.
12:30It's like something you'd wear at maybe a wedding or something.
12:32Yeah.
12:33It's pretty out there, but I do quite like it.
12:35Looking good, Spence.
12:37Thank you, hun.
12:39Let me get a little bit of you.
12:41Thanks.
12:42Mm.
12:45How have you been since our night of forbidden romance?
12:51I'm not great, to be honest.
12:52This whole sexy agony aunt thing could work both ways if you want.
12:56Hit me.
12:57What's wrong?
12:58There's obviously Cheska and I falling out
13:01because of the whole Hugo and Millie situation.
13:03And she's got it in her head that she doesn't like me
13:06hanging out with you guys for some reason,
13:08which is silly.
13:09I'm going to hang out who I want to hang out with.
13:11You can't monopolise people anyway, so...
13:13Yeah, well, what are you up to at the moment?
13:15The boys and I are organising a pool party.
13:18With girls that we don't know.
13:20Oh, God.
13:21If the Louises and Kaggies and, you know, everyone were there,
13:24it would just be like any other day.
13:26How is your little love triangle with Louise and Kaggie?
13:29Pretty non-existent at the moment.
13:31So, yeah, single me.
13:33We all know your heart is really for Kaggie.
13:37Which is what you should just act upon.
13:41Tried that.
13:43Kind of didn't go down so well.
13:45Try and try again.
13:47Try and try again.
13:51MUSIC PLAYS
13:58Hello.
14:00My love, my love.
14:02What one's that one?
14:04Do you mind breaking it?
14:06I think it's coffee.
14:07Good form.
14:09Thanks, guys.
14:10You're welcome.
14:11It's so nice being here with the girls.
14:13Mm.
14:14I think it's really what I need right now.
14:16Definitely.
14:17Just a bit of time away from Hugo.
14:19Like, he's tried to get in touch.
14:21He's very much apologised and wants me to forgive him
14:24and be friends, but I just...
14:26I just can't. Like, I can't forgive him.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Has he got with anyone in London?
14:32I think he's got with a few people,
14:34but none of them are half of what you are.
14:36And they don't mean anything to him.
14:38It's just, like, drunk and night out to me.
14:40It makes me feel like I've been punched in the stomach when I hear that.
14:43But you know what he's like when he's out.
14:45Him and Spencer, Jesus.
14:47We're four single girls, city of love.
14:50Can you even speak French?
14:52Not really. I can be, like...
14:54You can be all night.
14:56That's all you need.
14:57THEY LAUGH
15:16Woo!
15:18Yeah!
15:20What's your name?
15:21Thomas.
15:22You're very beautiful.
15:24You've got beautiful eyes.
15:27Baby.
15:28Do you guys know where it's good to go in Paris?
15:31If you give me your number...
15:34I can do that.
15:35..maybe, you know, I can show you all Paris.
15:38Oh, do you want to give us your number?
15:40Yeah, yeah.
15:41OK.
15:42No problem.
15:43No.
15:44Hello.
15:45Hello.
15:47You're welcome.
15:48Thank you for serenading us.
15:51Bye.
15:52See you.
15:53Bye.
15:54See you, girls.
15:55Bye.
15:56Bye.
15:57Bye.
15:58That was fun.
15:59Yeah.
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16:58Hello? It's open. Come in.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:02Darling. Oh, darling, hi.
17:06Hi.
17:08Thank you so much for coming. Oh, we came to...
17:10Oh, my God, I needed some consolation. We came to...
17:12You look divine.
17:14Darling, you can't just leave the door open like that. It's dangerous.
17:17But we're in the Royal Borough.
17:19I know.
17:20THEY LAUGH
17:22So, where is Jannah, anyway?
17:24Oh, so, my father's ridiculous.
17:27She's been kidnapped.
17:28The house is full of guests in France and they need extra help.
17:31It's just that when I see her on Skype and she's like,
17:34you miss her. No, darling, I don't miss her.
17:36You do miss her. You miss her just a little bit, darling.
17:40You know you do. I just need to move into a hotel.
17:43Drastic measure. Jannah is gone. I'm moving into a hotel.
17:46Yes, but... And then my father alone,
17:49he'll be lumbered with the biggest bill.
17:51THEY LAUGH
17:53MUSIC PLAYS
17:57MUSIC CONTINUES
18:08Hey.
18:09Nice.
18:14Great little farm, really.
18:16It used to be, like, this playwright's house.
18:19Opera writer. Very interesting.
18:22We need to fill you in on what's going on back home.
18:24Tell me about your date with Jamie.
18:25It was really fun. We just get along really well.
18:28He's a funny guy. Like, he's so funny.
18:30So, I kissed Proudhawk.
18:32What?
18:34At one. Last in the past.
18:35Well, we've been hanging out a lot more recently and, like,
18:38obviously, you know what good friends we are, but then...
18:41You have so much chemistry.
18:42He's a cool cat, you know.
18:43He never really, when we were seeing each other,
18:45was never that intense about anything,
18:47never kind of demanded anything from me, which I like.
18:50Not that I'm comparing them, but whenever they're together,
18:53like, Spencer and Proudhawk,
18:54I think they're sort of the antithesis of one another.
18:58Yeah. Which is quite bizarre, considering they're such good friends.
19:01Yeah. Mm.
19:05What's happening with you and Spencer?
19:07Well, it kind of just sort of fizzled out.
19:10Um, he's started changing quite a lot.
19:13And it kind of just ended.
19:14I don't know. Obviously, he was, like,
19:16is still obsessed with Caggie.
19:18But, yeah, I don't know, maybe I started to like him a bit much
19:21and then I just, yeah.
19:23But I think he's so open about other stuff
19:24that he kind of gets up to as well.
19:26It almost got to the stage where it was just, like...
19:28Disrespectful. Disrespectful, exactly.
19:30I think those situations just never work out.
19:33No. No.
19:35We could do so much better.
19:36We're in Paris.
19:38Yeah.
19:39What better place to get over someone.
19:41Exactly. Or get under someone.
19:43Yes.
19:45Cheers, ladies.
19:46Get over or get under.
19:54MUSIC CONTINUES
20:07Can I just say, before anything, you look hot right now.
20:13So, tell me what's going on, then.
20:15Well, I haven't really seen you since the whole, like,
20:20proper Chester blowout.
20:21And we haven't really spoken still.
20:24Actually, we haven't spoken at all.
20:26Really? Yeah.
20:27On another note, there's, like,
20:30Olly and Chloe aren't very happy at the moment.
20:33Really? Yeah.
20:34She, no, she doesn't feel it's anything to do with you.
20:38Well, I'm really glad, like, I'm so happy that she thinks that,
20:40because as far as I'm concerned, it has nothing to do with me.
20:43It's just that, it's like Olly's making an excuse, do you know?
20:47Like, his excuse for breaking up with me was that he was bi.
20:51His excuse for Chloe is that I've ruined his relationship with Chloe.
20:54I just, I find it all a bit kind of... It's bizarre.
20:56..ridiculous, and it's like, Chloe's really lovely,
20:59whereas Olly is very much kind of only cares about himself.
21:03Are you going to speak to Olly, pretty much?
21:06I think he's got to see that this is actually really upsetting you now.
21:09Yeah.
21:10MUSIC PLAYS
21:19Can I have two glass of champagne, please?
21:21Sure.
21:22OK.
21:23I don't know if you want this, but...
21:25Man, you don't want any cherry?
21:27Yeah.
21:28No, I see what you're doing.
21:30Um, no, I'm not really in the world of drinking, you know.
21:33I don't know if you want a beer or a six?
21:35No.
21:36It's like a lot of things here, but it's not...
21:38I don't want to marry him.
21:41Hi.
21:46Oh!
21:47Bonsoir.
21:48Bonsoir.
21:49Can we join you?
21:50Can we join you?
21:51Parlez-vous anglais? Yes.
21:52Oh, sorry.
21:53Sorry.
21:54I was panicking.
21:55Panicking.
21:59You're English?
22:00Yes.
22:01How do you like this humble city?
22:02Love it.
22:03I love it.
22:05It's so much better. It's so chic.
22:06So chic?
22:07Do you like the shopping here?
22:09Everything.
22:10Yeah. Of course.
22:11So what are you doing after?
22:12I'm not sure.
22:13We're kind of open.
22:15To options.
22:18Not so open-faced.
22:21We're kind of on a girls' night, so...
22:23What are you doing tomorrow?
22:26What are you doing tomorrow night?
22:28We were thinking of taking you girls out to a French restaurant.
22:31For some French food.
22:33You like French food?
22:34Yeah, I love French food.
22:36And French cocktails.
22:38French food.
22:39I'll take your number and give you a ring.
22:41OK.
22:49Your name?
22:50OK.
22:51That works.
22:54You girls are spending a night together,
22:55so we're going to leave you,
22:57and hopefully we'll see you tomorrow.
22:59OK.
23:00Have a good night, girls.
23:01Have a good night.
23:02Nice to meet you.
23:03Nice to meet you.
23:04Where are some hot French guys?
23:06He's your type, doesn't he?
23:07He's so my type.
23:10He's sexy.
23:11Look at that face.
23:13What face?
23:15That face.
23:16Just sheer excitement.
23:31It's really nice to see Millie, you know, sort of single and happy,
23:34and I guess sort of moving on,
23:37because I'm sure, you know, Hugo's probably going to be doing the same,
23:40and I think now that they're both single, they can.
23:43Yeah, no, I think it's really important
23:45that they both, like, move on together.
23:47Yeah.
23:48Have you found it awkward talking about Spencer in front of Kagi?
23:52I do find it awkward, but then again,
23:54in, like, a weird way, I quite want her to just, like, get with him.
23:58Like, I really want him to change.
23:59I want to see a girl be able to change him.
24:02Yeah.
24:03It would be interesting.
24:05Maybe, like, he is so into her that she could change him.
24:10Yeah.
24:11So, how are things with you and Jamie?
24:13Are you going to see him when we get back to London, or...?
24:15He said that he'd like to go on, like, another date,
24:18if you can call it that.
24:19He's so easy to get on with. He's so much fun.
24:21I'm so happy to spend, like, lots of time with him.
24:23Yeah. I guess it kind of just proves that you don't need Spencer,
24:26you know? You can have fun without him.
24:28Yeah. You snooze, you lose.
24:29Yeah, exactly.
24:31You don't lose.
24:35MUSIC CONTINUES
24:47That dress looked incredible on you.
24:48Really?
24:50I love the clothes in there.
24:51Do you want to go back in later, if you decide to get it?
24:54I just got a text.
25:02Oh, my God.
25:04Luca texted me.
25:05The guy from last night? Yeah, the one from that bar.
25:09He just said,
25:10are you still on for dinner tonight with me and my friend?
25:13It was lovely to meet you.
25:14Does that mean that I have to come with you?
25:16Well, I'm not going for dinner with two guys.
25:20Why not? Please, Kev, you said it'd be my wingman.
25:22No, I will, I will.
25:23Just dinner, you know?
25:25OK, OK.
25:27Oh, God.
25:33MUSIC CONTINUES
25:53This is the poop party.
25:55LAUGHTER
25:56Yeah, it's obviously a party with a D.
25:58It's a party. Do you want my towel?
26:00Sure, thanks.
26:02To dry off my neck.
26:03I can't even remember any of these girls' names.
26:05There's, like, ten Amy's.
26:06Well, it's pretty difficult.
26:08It's easy for them to remember our names.
26:09Just do what Spencer does, the generic one,
26:11just call everyone Hunt.
26:12Yeah, that's what I do as well.
26:14If Spencer calls you Hunt,
26:15it's because he doesn't know what your name is.
26:17Yeah, yeah.
26:18I call my mum Hunt.
26:20What about?
26:21LAUGHTER
26:22How was your date with Louise the other night?
26:25Oh, yeah.
26:27The thing is, I didn't want to, you know,
26:28it wasn't going to be an average date,
26:30so I wanted to go there, like, you know, make the food.
26:32So I sort of went in there early.
26:33It's pretty romantic.
26:34Kind of like what Hugo did with his first date with Millie.
26:37Yeah. Oh, yeah.
26:38And look how it ended.
26:39So... Oh, shit.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41No, I'm kidding.
26:42I don't know.
26:43I still haven't spoken to her.
26:44Have you not? No.
26:46She still won't take my calls.
26:47But, mate, that's fine. Listen, who cares?
26:49Leave it. Yeah.
26:50I mean, it's fairly black and white.
26:52So tell me about your girl.
26:54Natalia? Yeah.
26:55Well, I mean, she's not my girl yet.
26:57We've just been on a few dates.
26:58Have you shagged her?
26:59Er, no, not yet.
27:00Why not?
27:02Because...
27:03Francis is a gentleman.
27:04It means more to them to wait.
27:06That's what Caggy's worried about with me.
27:08She thinks that if she just fucked me,
27:09then I'd, like, completely lose interest.
27:11I think she likes having...
27:12No, I just think she'd fuck the most proud fuck,
27:15I'm being honest.
27:16Well, that's fine, mate.
27:17LAUGHTER
27:32Well, there's a really nice hotel called Hotel Cost,
27:35so if you haven't been, then we can go for drinks and dinner.
27:38Hello, you.
27:39Looking hot.
27:40Really hot.
27:42Finally ready.
27:43Hi. Fucking hot dress.
27:45Is that what you're wearing?
27:46Yes. What do you think?
27:48I think that'll do the trick.
27:50I think it's a winner. It's a winner.
27:51OK, no, no, I can't believe I'm doing this.
27:55You're being such a good friend.
27:57I know. Thank you.
27:58Oh, I'm so... Thank you.
27:59I'm so sorry, Caggy.
28:00I'm so sorry, Caggy, that you have to come for dinner
28:03with this sexy French man with me.
28:04I'm so sorry.
28:05No, that's fine.
28:17Bonjour.
28:20Good choice of restaurant.
28:22Thank you. Thank you.
28:24I like the place.
28:25Yeah, it's lovely.
28:26We took the pleasure to order you some champagne.
28:29Do you like champagne?
28:30I love champagne.
28:31You love champagne.
28:32That's my drink of choice.
28:34So, this is going to be an experience.
28:36Yes, it is.
28:37Does anyone know how to drink cannabis shoe?
28:43The weirdest thing ever.
28:44Cheers to the toe.
28:45To Louboutin.
28:46To Louboutin.
28:49Everyone else is trying to drink it from the toe.
28:54He was going to suck the toe.
28:57That would have been a pretty bad idea, I think.
29:00So, what do you girls like about Paris?
29:02The men.
29:04We answer.
29:05We're supposed to be the best lovers in the world.
29:07Really?
29:08Jesus, we are like love entrees.
29:11What's the difference between us and the English guy?
29:14A hell of a lot.
29:15So much.
29:17Basically, the guys back home can be quite immature at times.
29:22Very immature.
29:26Come on, mate.
29:27Yeah, that's it.
29:29To the face.
29:30To the face, mate.
29:31Fight it.
29:32It's a fight to the death.
29:35Come on, mate, that's it.
29:36He's got him.
29:37Oh, my God.
29:38We're the winners.
29:39We're the winners.
29:40I think it's a pretty conclusive win for Fred and Frances.
29:43Fred and Frances.
29:44So, yeah, I'm going to have a drink of champagne.
29:47Cheers to the toe.
29:48Cheers to the toe.
29:49Cheers to the toe.
29:50Cheers to the toe.
29:51Cheers to the toe.
29:52Cheers to the toe.
29:53Cheers to the toe.
29:54Cheers to the toe.
29:56So, yeah, now you guys have got to do the forfeit.
29:58You know what you've got to do?
30:00Shorts off.
30:02That's the spirit.
30:03That's the spirit.
30:05Right.
30:17That is graphic.
30:23Yeah, man!
30:26And so, why are you girls in Paris?
30:28I just needed to get away from London for a bit.
30:31Just have a break.
30:32Why?
30:33Melissa had quite a tough break-up.
30:34And you left him?
30:35Yeah.
30:36Because he did something wrong.
30:38What kind of stuff did he do?
30:39He cheated on me with a friend.
30:41Oh, that's bad.
30:42Yeah.
30:43And lied about it.
30:44Oh, that's even worse.
30:45A lot.
30:48I hear that French men don't have the best reputation, though,
30:51with women.
30:53Don't we?
30:54I mean, when it comes to relationships,
30:56you're not very good at staying with one person.
30:59But women cheat as much as men.
31:00Yeah, it's true.
31:02But women are way better at it.
31:04Yes.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Fact.
31:07True.
31:11But what do you prefer?
31:12A short-term passion or a long-term boring relationship?
31:20Short-term passion's great.
31:21Oh, hell, I'm having a good time, too.
31:24LAUGHTER
31:45It was good to see Hagsang going on as well at the gig.
31:48Yeah.
31:49That was, er...
31:52..interesting.
31:54Gig.
31:55What do you mean?
31:56Well, no, it was good.
31:57I just, er...
31:59I don't know.
32:01I just... I don't think it's weird and I, like, don't mind.
32:04And, like, it's not my place to kind of have any say on anything,
32:08but I kind of...
32:10..prefer, you know, when she does hook up with people,
32:13that it's not right in front of me, especially if it's with my mate.
32:16I mean, obviously, it's not my intention to, you know, upset you,
32:19but I think there is always, you know, there's a bit of chemistry there.
32:22You know, I don't know.
32:24I just sometimes kind of don't really get it,
32:26the way, you know, she's hooked up with you
32:30and there's just this wall up against me.
32:32No, man, I think the reason why, you know, it kind of works with me and Kag
32:35is that, you know, we just have a lot of fun together
32:39and we just, like, hang out,
32:40whereas I think with you and her, it's just a bit more, like, serious,
32:43maybe a bit too intense at times.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Do you think that she would ever go there with me or not?
32:50I don't know, man, I don't know.
32:53I've only ever felt the way I feel about her for her.
32:57So you're actually in love with her?
32:59It's, like, it's pretty strong feelings that I have for her, to be fair.
33:17I had so much fun at dinner.
33:19It's nice to just see that there are more fish in the sea,
33:21do you know what I mean?
33:22Yeah, it's nice to have a little flirtation, you know.
33:24Paris has been such a good distraction, it's been amazing.
33:27Yeah, I kind of felt like at some points it could have been awkward
33:29with Rhys, but, I mean, me and Spencer, like, have a history.
33:32Yes, of course we do.
33:34I think seeing the way he's treated her kind of has just opened my eyes,
33:38the kind of person he can be,
33:40because they were friends once upon a time
33:42and as soon as they got in that sort of relationship,
33:44he's treated her awfully.
33:45Same with Hugo.
33:46But especially for you, I mean, it's important that you know
33:48that Hugo's not the only guy, you know.
33:52I don't ever want to see his face again, Kirk, ever.
33:54I really want you to come back, like, I can't...
33:57I miss you so much being around there.
34:02I just really want to move on.
34:05I just want to move on from everything.
34:06But do you think you can move on and come home?
34:18♪ There's no goodbye
34:22♪ We will meet again
34:25♪ In another place and time
34:32♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
34:36♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
34:40♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
34:44Hi. Hi.
34:46You OK?
34:48I'm great. How are you? What are you doing here?
34:50I think we need to talk.
35:05So, what's going on?
35:09I just don't think things are...
35:11how they used to be.
35:14I think it's been stressful and with loads of stresses.
35:18It's just been difficult.
35:20I think when we first met, growing up,
35:25you were fun and always tried to be funny,
35:28and that's fine, that's your character,
35:30but it got to a point in our relationship where...
35:34..I just wanted you to be a little bit more serious.
35:38I think we're very different and we want to be together.
35:43I think we want different things.
35:46The only thing I want is to be with you and for us to be happy.
35:48But right now, it's all arguments and there's a lot of tension.
35:52But we don't need to argue.
35:53I don't know why we're arguing. There's no point in it.
35:58I do not want to break up, and you know that so much.
36:03This isn't easy for me either.
36:14HE SIGHS
36:21Help me understand this situation.
36:24Did the initial strain come from Gabriella?
36:27I think initially it did, but when I decided to go and talk to her,
36:31as far as I was concerned, that book was closed.
36:34And when you bumped into her again,
36:36you decided to reopen it and blame it on her.
36:38I didn't blame everything on her.
36:40You said it was her fault, and at that point,
36:42I was confused. Like, what is the problem?
36:46I just don't want to lose you.
36:53And I feel I just did.
36:56You're a great guy and...
36:59..I want us to be...
37:01..really good friends.
37:07But I don't see our relationship working.
37:12MUSIC PLAYS
37:43Woo!
37:52CHEERING
38:02It's really good you've come, babe.
38:04I know it's hard.
38:06Are you OK?
38:09Could be better.
38:11Just...
38:12You know, you just have to be around people, don't you?
38:15Just have to make sure everything's OK,
38:16because I can't carry on being a whore.
38:19Well, look, be single and have fun.
38:22I don't like being single. I hate being single.
38:26Do you think that Gabriella is still part of the reason
38:30why you guys weren't getting on and why you'd broken up?
38:33To be honest, I don't care what she does.
38:34I genuinely don't care what Gabriella does any more.
38:37She's done it. I'm not going to react,
38:38because that's exactly what she wants.
38:41MUSIC CONTINUES
38:43MUSIC CONTINUES
38:44MUSIC CONTINUES
38:46MUSIC CONTINUES
38:47MUSIC CONTINUES
38:49Well, this is too funny, I'm not going to lie.
38:51Do you actually understand a thing about cricket?
38:53You hit a ball... Yeah.
38:55..and you had to run from post to post as fast as you can.
38:57OK. Something like that.
38:59And it was sort of goggly.
39:00Goggly. Goggly.
39:01THEY LAUGH
39:03MUSIC CONTINUES
39:04CHEERING
39:06APPLAUSE
39:08Get out there and just get naked. Streak, babe.
39:10I'd really prefer not to streak round the cricket pitch,
39:13to be honest. I think you should. It'd be quite funny.
39:15Hi, you all right? Hi, babe, you all right?
39:17How are you doing? I'm good, I'm good.
39:19Good. Awesome.
39:20I know we're not really talking at the moment,
39:23but I really wanted to come over and just...
39:26Whatever's going on with us is going on,
39:28but I think I wanted to come over here right now
39:31because Ollie's going through a really bad time
39:33and we need to be there for him.
39:35I'm sure Chloe is feeling really shit as well.
39:37Yeah, who's supporting Chloe?
39:40I'm sure she's got lots of people supporting her.
39:43Yeah, of course.
39:45When something like this happens,
39:46when someone is heartbroken and is being through shit,
39:49they need their friends. Of course they do.
39:50You've been through it and we've all been there with you
39:53and now we need to be there for him.
39:55Well, at the end of the day as well,
39:56I think he's also supporting me and the fact that I can't even
39:58stand in the same room as Ollie without us not talking
40:01and giving death evils to each other 24-7.
40:04So I think he's still trying to support me at the same time.
40:07It's not about you, Gabs.
40:09Today is actually about Ollie because he's going through a hard time.
40:12We've also needed you as well recently
40:14and you haven't been there for us.
40:15Gabs, Ollie is my best friend and I'm going to be there for him
40:17in a hard time. But I thought you were my best friend.
40:22Come over and say, I know we are having a bit of a crap time
40:24right now, I don't want to discuss it today,
40:27but let's put on a united front, as we always have,
40:30and just be there for him.
40:32That's all I'm saying.
40:34Of course.
40:38MUSIC PLAYS
40:54What are you doing?
40:55Millie's here.
40:57Shit.
41:00Fucking hell.
41:04Do you know she's coming? No, I'm not going to tell her.
41:07I didn't even know she was back in London.
41:09It's literally like, the last time I saw her,
41:11she threw a drink in my face and literally that's been it.
41:13And she pitches up now and I wouldn't even know what to say.
41:18Like, I want an opportunity to repair the damage, you know.
41:21She's been so good to me.
41:22If she means something to you still,
41:24the least you can do today is just, like, try and apologise.
41:29I don't think I've got the balls today, mate.
41:31I really just wanted to play cricket.
41:32At least you're playing good cricket.
41:34Cheers. Let's finish up this over.
41:36You've been playing like a lousy one.
41:38We'll head over, man, and we'll sort it out.
41:40Guys, let's go.
41:41Come on, come on.
41:43Come on, come on.
41:44MUSIC PLAYS
41:58Champagne?
41:59Why not?
42:01So, listen, what are your sort of plans?
42:04Obviously, I'm going back to Edinburgh.
42:06Like, when?
42:08Tomorrow.
42:09That's a joke. No.
42:11I don't know when I'm going to come back.
42:14I'm only saying this only because you're leaving tomorrow
42:16and that is the worst decision that you could ever make.
42:18So I'm going to just go flat out, but I can't...
42:21Don't look at me like I'm talking to a mirror.
42:24So, basically, I think if me and you hung out...
42:28..things could maybe happen.
42:31That's my feelings.
42:32But now you're going to Edinburgh.
42:35I know.
42:37I don't think you should go. I think you should stay.
42:39We have to go.
42:45Yeah, it's just bad timing.
42:48I, er, will miss you a lot.
42:51I miss you, too.
42:52Please come home.
42:54I will.
42:55MUSIC PLAYS
43:03Do you enjoy that?
43:05Do you enjoy that?
43:06I'm a good kisser. So are you.
43:09That's why we make a good team.
43:10SHE LAUGHS
43:13MUSIC CONTINUES
43:17APPLAUSE
43:19I don't know if you know,
43:21but the other day at my gig, I kissed Proud Look.
43:25Yeah, you did it right in front of me.
43:27No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
43:28I didn't realise he did.
43:31I didn't realise he did. I didn't mean to do that.
43:34Did I not, you know, bother you in any way?
43:38I don't know.
43:39Like, I'll always have these feelings for you and...
43:42I don't think anything's going to happen to me in Proud Look.
43:45I don't think it's anything to be concerned about.
43:51I bonded with Louise quite a lot when we were in Paris.
43:56I think she thinks you made a bit of a fool of her.
43:59I always said from the start that it wasn't, you know,
44:03serious in that way.
44:04The way you'd say in front of her, like,
44:06oh, yeah, you know, like, this guy slayed that girl,
44:09stuff like that, it's just really disrespectful.
44:15After seeing the way you behaved with Louise,
44:17I kind of imagined that, if anything did happen between us,
44:21it would just be another one of your conquests
44:23and you'd just kind of treat me in the same way.
44:26It's just not the way I feel about you.
44:30You mean more to me than... than any girl ever has.
44:53Hi.
44:55Hi.
44:57Are you all right?
44:58Excellent, thank you.
45:04I just wanted to come over and, like, talk to you and just...
45:07I've heard that you guys have broken up and I'm really sorry,
45:10like, genuinely.
45:12And I just wanted to see if you were OK.
45:15I know that you must be hurting a lot,
45:18and I know I'm probably the last person in the whole entire world
45:20who'd want to speak to you right now.
45:22But I thought that...
45:25..I would just check if you were all right.
45:37I quite literally, literally have nothing to say to you.
45:44Be friends with whoever you want to be with.
45:47Do whatever you want to do, because...
45:49..I genuinely... I don't care any more.
45:52You get on with your life, all right?
45:54And I will very much get on with mine.
45:56And there is nothing more to say.
45:59At all.
46:00Full stop.
46:20Alice, I'm back!
46:21Hello.
46:22Crazy cousins can hit the town before...
46:24Cousins, for sure.
46:25The down-lops you have, it's dangerous.
46:28I know, right?
46:29I've got some information that I think is going to
46:32dramatically change...
46:34..everything.
46:35What?!
46:37Two days after we got back from holiday in Ibiza,
46:41you went away and cheated on me.
46:43I just didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd find out.
46:45Fuck you. Literally, fuck you.