Made in Chelsea Season 2 Episode 5
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00:00Do you reckon you'd ever just go there and put an end to it all?
00:05What do you mean?
00:06Give him what he wants.
00:08The thing is, like, when you're not around Kagi,
00:11you're fine about it, and the moment you see her,
00:13you're like, I love her.
00:15Light cap.
00:17For me and you.
00:19In your room.
00:22BELL RINGS
00:27Like, I heard a rumour that you cheated on me.
00:30Well, where did it come from?
00:32Tesco.
00:33If you're positive you have done nothing wrong,
00:35then there shouldn't be an issue.
00:52MUSIC CONTINUES
00:59Father Dura.
01:0116-year-old Dura.
01:03Yeah. Light smoke, caramel.
01:05That's nice, I like that.
01:07It's very, very sweet in the end.
01:09It's strong, though, it's cute.
01:11So, guys, who's going to Kagi's gig?
01:13Haven't even heard about it.
01:15I have heard about it. I don't know who's going,
01:17but I reckon, obviously, it'll be us,
01:19I like the sound of that.
01:21Yeah, sounds good. Let's do it.
01:23She played me one of her songs on the way back from yours.
01:26Yeah, it's good.
01:27It's always interesting, like, listening to the lyrics
01:29and I'm wondering who she's talking about.
01:33So, guys, what did I miss out this weekend?
01:35That's hilarious. Yeah?
01:37Go on, please.
01:39I probably...
01:40One guy tested out his French skills on Rosie,
01:42and he goes, bonjour,
01:44and, like, he's going to tap glass,
01:46so they should just close the door on his face.
01:48It was nicely closed, which is, you know, polite.
01:50That's nice of her. Really nice, really nice.
01:52I don't know, she's...
01:54Probably asexual.
01:58So what else happened? Was that it?
02:00Kagi came down in the morning as well.
02:02She didn't actually tell you about it.
02:04She said that, apparently, Louise said to Kagi,
02:07you should just sleep with her,
02:09which I think Kagi was kind of, like, shocked by.
02:11Why would Kagi be shocked by that?
02:13Because there's a girl who's staying with you
02:15as, like, your date for the weekend,
02:17and she's saying, why don't you fuck the guy I'm with?
02:19It's pretty weird. And just sleep with her, yeah.
02:21Why do you think now, after so long,
02:23she would suddenly hook up with you?
02:25Dude, I don't... I don't know.
02:27I don't mind what I'm saying.
02:29She's... No offence to you, bro, but I can't see it happening.
02:42That's really cute.
02:44Like, this as well.
02:45I'm not sure which way round this goes.
02:47What do you think would be good for my gig?
02:49Depends what you feel comfortable in, I guess.
02:51The place I'm playing is, like, very casual, I think.
02:53Yeah. That's quite smart.
02:55It's an option.
02:56Did you have fun in the countryside?
02:58Yeah, it was so much fun.
03:00Please tell me what happened with Jamie.
03:02He was like, do you want a nightcap?
03:04And I was like, er, no.
03:06I actually had a bit of corridor creeping of my own.
03:08Oh, really? Yeah, Louise came into my room.
03:10She was like, you know, how do you feel about this?
03:12I didn't feel. And I was like, seriously, that's over.
03:14She was like, well, how about, you know, you just go there with him?
03:19What?
03:20Yeah, I was like, are we really having this conversation right now?
03:23You're basically asking me to sleep with your semi-boyfriend.
03:27Yeah, maybe it's just because she wants to get, like,
03:30you out of the equation.
03:32By putting me in the equation?
03:34Well, by putting you in the equation to test the waters.
03:37I can't believe you're agreeing with this.
03:39No, I don't agree with that. I just think it's really funny.
03:43LAUGHTER
03:54We've been kept apart for so long,
03:56we just had all that crap and hostility and whatever,
03:58so I'm really glad we actually got to talk,
04:00because, like, we've actually got stuff in common.
04:03You know, right? I know. Crazy times.
04:05Just if I didn't pitch, I'd put your music video.
04:07I know, but I'm actually really glad that you did,
04:09because otherwise, you know,
04:11we wouldn't have actually established that we could be friends.
04:14And then kind of cleared the air as well.
04:16Yeah, exactly.
04:18So it's all about the goodness now.
04:20Having fun.
04:21Getting on it like gin and tonic.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24So awesome.
04:26So what are you up to at the moment?
04:28I am designing shoes. Women's shoes.
04:30Amazing. Tell me all about them. I want to hear them all.
04:33They have green soles. Mmm!
04:35That's going to be awesome. I know. And? And?
04:37I don't know. I think I'm going to name them after friends.
04:40That would be immense. The Binky.
04:42The Binky. The Binky.
04:44What do you reckon Binky's shoes would look like?
04:46Probably a wedge.
04:47LAUGHTER
04:58This is a really cool shoe shop, isn't it?
05:00It's amazing. Quite funky.
05:03I'm going to have a dinner party on Saturday.
05:05Saturday.
05:06And it's really exciting cos I never normally do that
05:08and I just want us all to be together, like, you know,
05:11the lot of us and have a good time.
05:13So I've got Ollie and Chloe,
05:16Kendall and you, babe.
05:20I've kind of, like, arranged to go to Caggie's gig.
05:24OK, well, I can't go to Caggie's because Hugo's going to be there
05:28and I actually feel really uncomfortable around all those guys
05:31because of what happened.
05:33If you go there, it's kind of like a bit of kick in the teeth for me.
05:36It just feels like I'm having to choose
05:38and obviously you're my best friend and I love you.
05:40I just want you to be my friend and support me,
05:42but you don't want to.
05:43Why am I being a shit friend if I don't come to a one-dinner party?
05:46Because you're meant to be loyal to me... One-dinner party.
05:48..and you know how I feel about those guys.
05:50You know the situation with Hugo. But I like those guys!
05:52Well, then, fine. Why can't you like those guys?
05:54Because you're meant to be my friend.
05:56Why do I have to choose between you and them?
05:59OK, fine, then, go to Caggie's gig. It's your choice.
06:03I will try and come if it means that much to you.
06:08So, I went to New York last year and I saw this sweet shop there.
06:12Anyway, I thought, England needs something like this.
06:15Obviously, my family have been in sort of this sweet industry,
06:18sort of biscuits and stuff like that.
06:20Biscuits? Yeah, yeah.
06:22Did your family invent the Digestive?
06:24Created the Digestive Jaffa Cake.
06:26I love a Digestive. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
06:28They did the Jaffa Cakes? Hell yeah.
06:30What I want to do is have, you know, huge,
06:32like the Hamleys of sweet shops.
06:34Have three different floors.
06:36First floor you walk in on, I want to have, like,
06:38pick-and-mix everywhere, like a kid's dream.
06:40Like Willy Wonka style. No, there should be a milkshake bar
06:42with flair barmen and, like, cool shit
06:44and you should be able to, like, go...
06:46Flair barmen? Yes. That's a fucking good idea.
06:48Yeah, I'll do the launch and I'll flair the first chocolate milkshake.
06:51There we go, done, done.
06:53See, that's what I want to do.
06:54See, I want to get all of us involved in it.
06:56That's not a business, Spencer, doing a chocolate milkshake.
07:00But then the main thing is...
07:02I want to have models selling sweets.
07:06Beautiful, young student girls who need a job.
07:08Yeah, but then if they're that fit and that good-looking,
07:10why are they going to work in a sweet shop?
07:12Cos it's so much fun. Cos it's such a good sweet shop.
07:14And they get to have free sweets.
07:16Get to have free sweets all day long.
07:18Then they're not going to be young, beautiful and good-looking after school,
07:20are they? They're going to be fat and rolling around.
07:22No, they won't. And anyway, their names...
07:24And they love the sweets. And their names are Candy Kittens.
07:27Hell, yeah, I like that. Candy Kittens.
07:29Jamie's Candy Kittens.
07:31But then you've got the back room of the sweet shop.
07:33Yeah, it's your whisky. Oh, God, what happens in the back room of the sweet shop?
07:36It's where the kittens start purring.
07:39Oh, hell.
07:43Let's grab a bottle of that 40-year-old shit upstairs.
07:46Yeah, hell, let's do it.
07:48Maybe two. We'll chill.
07:50We're getting rid of the cheap stuff. Yeah.
07:52We'll chill. Chillin'.
07:54Sweet.
07:55MUSIC PLAYS
08:00Hello.
08:02How are you? I'm good. How are you?
08:04Yeah, not bad. Are you shopping for something in particular?
08:07Yeah, I'm actually just helping Caggy with some outfit choices.
08:11Caggy was saying that you guys managed to have a chat.
08:14Yeah. Which is good.
08:16I was just chatting to her about Spencer. Yeah.
08:18He was just, like, openly in front of me flirting with her.
08:22He pissed me off quite a lot. Yeah.
08:24I think I'm just going to let it fizzle out. There's no point.
08:27Hi. Hey. How are you doing?
08:29Good. You? Good.
08:31Yeah? Yeah.
08:36The thing with Spenny is the fact that, you know,
08:38if Caggy was going to shag him, she would have done it already.
08:42Yeah, that's why I try and tell him the whole time.
08:45But he just doesn't see that.
08:47The thing with him is, like, obviously Spencer's used to getting
08:50whoever he wants and this is the one time that he can't and it kills him.
08:54The weekend was fun, you know.
08:56I'm glad I invited, you know, Caggy and Louise.
08:59And I think, you know, with Louise, I do think she's a cool girl.
09:02I would like to hang out with her.
09:04But the one thing I would never do is, you know,
09:08step on your buddy's feet.
09:10You're quite liking her.
09:12Maybe.
09:15Dude, I think, you know, it's obvious what his feelings are.
09:18Like, obviously, he cares about Louise, but, you know,
09:21it's not to the extent whereby he doesn't want anyone hooking up with her.
09:25You should probably just sit down with him,
09:27talk to him and just, you know, see what he says.
09:49You didn't come out last night.
09:51I couldn't, no. Why couldn't you? Early start this morning.
09:54Early start this morning? We all have early starts. We all work hard.
09:57What time did you get up this morning? Late.
09:59Anyway, I've got a proposition for you. Mm-hm.
10:02I was telling the boys the other day, I want to set up a sweet shop.
10:06And the big selling point of the sweet shop is I want to have, you know...
10:10I just... I can't believe you're asking me that.
10:13Well, of course I'm asking you that.
10:15You're asking me to work in your sweet shop.
10:17Out of all the girls I could have chosen,
10:19I've chosen you to be one of my candy kittens.
10:21Purr for me. Purr. Purr like a kitten.
10:24No! Purr like a kitten. That's your audition.
10:27Done. Audition good.
10:29How would you pay me? How would I pay you?
10:32How would you pay me? I'd pay you.
10:37Um, listen, let's go and get a drink. Yeah. Let's do it.
10:40Don't you want a drink?
10:42Yeah, mate. Just a vodka, soda, lime again, please, mate.
10:48Ah. Evening, Kags. How you doing?
10:50What's up, Billy Nermates? Hello, mate.
10:52Nice tea. Nice tea. Back at you, brother. Nice, mate.
10:55How are you, hun? Good, thank you. How are you? Not bad, not bad.
10:58Both looking very nice tonight.
11:00Thanks, pig. No worries, pig.
11:03Can I ask why Hugo and I, like, haven't heard about your gig?
11:07Have you not? No.
11:09You know I'm really bad.
11:11Hey, we spoke about it the other day. Yeah, we found out from him.
11:14Sorry, I'm moving into my new place tomorrow, so...
11:17I need someone to come help me move in, actually.
11:19I'll give you a hand. Will you? Yeah, definitely. Big shot.
11:22Yeah, I'll use these massive arms to help you carry everything.
11:25That's, like, my obvious option.
11:36Baby, it's so lovely to spend time with you.
11:39I know how much I love you. I love you too.
11:41And, you know, I really want us to, like, all go back to normal again.
11:44It's just a bit shit now that we haven't been spending time together.
11:47But have you seen Ollie or Chloe? Mm-hm. Yeah?
11:50I really like Chloe, you know. I told you you'd like her.
11:53She's so nice. I think it was that really awkward, annoying thing
11:56that it was, like, new girlfriend, whatever,
11:58and then we just kind of decided to just dislike each other for ages
12:01until we actually chatted.
12:03So I saw Chesca earlier. Yeah?
12:06And I'm in a little bit of trouble, I think.
12:09Why? What's happened?
12:11She's throwing this dinner party on Saturday.
12:13She's throwing a dinner party? Yeah.
12:15Am I invited to this dinner party? No.
12:18No, but it's Ollie, Chloe...
12:20Oh, it's a couple-y thing.
12:22So, basically... Yeah?
12:24..Chesca's having this dinner party on the same night that is Khaki's gig,
12:27which I'm going to.
12:29Oh! OK, got you, I'm there.
12:32So then she got all weird with me and I was like,
12:34if it means that much to you... Yeah?
12:36..I will go to your dinner party. Yeah.
12:38So you're going to go to the dinner party? Well, I...
12:41I don't know. I think you should come to fucking Khaki's gig with me.
12:44Yeah, of course I will. Yeah, cool. I don't really want to come.
12:47And if we have time, we can go to the dinner party after.
12:49I'm not going to the fricking dinner party, man. Oh, yeah, well...
12:52That would be awkward.com.
12:54I heard you had quite an interesting chat with Louise.
12:57Well...
12:59Louise sort of crept into my room at about four in the morning.
13:03Yeah. But then she was like...
13:06..how about you just go there with him?
13:10It's kind of weird, but I have kind of been saying that.
13:14So the fact that she agrees with me...
13:18I don't know, it's a strange one.
13:20Because do you find what we have, like, irritating to you?
13:26Yes and no, but I don't think...
13:30..I just find it very strange that everyone's being like,
13:33we'll just sleep together and then it will all be, like, OK.
13:36To be honest...
13:38..it would help me get over the whole, like...
13:42..thing that I've just got going on for you.
13:45So in that sense, if I'm being completely honest,
13:48I don't think it would be a bad idea, but obviously...
13:51I think that's very honest of you, but also very selfish.
13:55Well, I don't mean it to be.
13:57But it's basically being like, I'm a guy that gets everything I want
14:00and I've never had you. It's not, though.
14:02So please just give me yourself so I can move on.
14:04No, it's actually so that I can just let you go.
14:07I think you're just being, like, reluctant for the sake of it.
14:10Because you know that I love having what I want
14:12and you think it's fun to watch me squirm.
14:14No, I don't. Yes, you do.
14:16That's all you're doing to me. No, I don't.
14:19I still, like, like you, I always will.
14:22And it's always going to be in the back of my mind,
14:25like, what it would be like to be with you.
14:28But if you're uncomfortable with that...
14:32You sleep with a lot of people.
14:34Not really. I'm not happy in, like, doing that.
14:38Have some sympathy.
14:44Hi. Jamie.
14:46Interrupting, am I? No, no. Not at all, mate.
14:49I've got to ask you something.
14:51I'm thinking about taking Louise on a date
14:53and I thought of what your thoughts are.
14:55Mate, you're honestly more than welcome. Seriously.
14:58The only thing is, you know, obviously I would never step on your feet.
15:01It's just after the weekend, having a chilled time.
15:04You know what I mean?
15:05Mate, you're honestly, you two are two of my best mates.
15:08If you want to go out on a date...
15:10How's that getting us a date, you know?
15:12Dude, I would like it if it worked.
15:14If you were both happy, that would be sweet.
15:16Like, honestly, all yours, buddy.
15:18This is so weird where you guys exchange women, like cattle.
15:22She's not my woman.
15:24And you're not cattle. You're a girl.
15:37Look at me.
15:44Get my good parts.
15:46Got a very good jawline.
15:49Oh, quite a nice head on the whole.
16:15How do I look?
16:17Not...
16:19Well, I haven't done the details yet, so...
16:22I look good, obviously.
16:24How's my face? My mum sometimes calls me football head.
16:27I can look quite round. Really? Yeah.
16:29Aren't heads meant to be round?
16:31Well, they can be oval, square.
16:33Yours is a bit oval.
16:35Hmm, thanks.
16:38I'm a great admirer of the female form.
16:41I'm sure you are.
16:43So, would you ever...
16:45pose nude?
16:50Definitely not on a second date.
16:53I went whisky-tasting with the boys the other day.
16:56So, how was that? Enjoyable?
16:58Jamie got pretty drunk and just talked about his sweets.
17:01Candy kittens. Candy kittens.
17:03And then I heard all about the weekend antics
17:06at the countryside house.
17:08Louise suggesting that you hook up with Spencer.
17:11Such a weird thing for her of all people to say.
17:14And what did you say?
17:16I was just shocked that apparently this is some sort of,
17:19you know, general feeling, that I should do this.
17:22I just can't believe that this thing is still going on.
17:25I know. I don't really see why people are asking me to do that.
17:31They make me feel like I'm toying with him by not.
17:34I think there are times when you maybe, like,
17:37you lead him on slightly and kind of give him that kind of false hope.
17:40Yeah. Yeah?
17:42Why do you do that, do you think?
17:44Because that was part of our friendship, you know?
17:46It's kind of built around that.
17:48And I feel like if I just stabbed that out,
17:50then we wouldn't have a friendship.
17:52Because I think then if he felt like he had no hope,
17:55he wouldn't want to see me anymore.
17:57What, you think he wouldn't want to hang out with you?
18:00Yeah.
18:02OK.
18:05Fair enough. And how are you feeling about the gig?
18:09I'm quite nervous. Yeah?
18:11Are you more nervous that I'm going to be there watching?
18:17Yeah, actually. I'll just put you at the back somewhere.
18:20No, I'm going to be front row. I'm going to be right at the front.
18:25Are you ready? I'm not quite finished.
18:27I'm still trying to capture the essence of your nose.
18:32I'm sure you've got it. Finish up.
18:35OK, well, you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
18:38OK.
18:43Are you ready? I'm not sure.
18:46OK.
18:48Wow.
18:51Why am I blue?
18:54Striking resemblance.
18:56Do you like it? I do like it, yeah, it's cool.
18:59Is it going in the bin or not? No, no, no, it's going to hang in my...
19:03Yeah, it'll hang in my bathroom.
19:06Come on, I want to see yours.
19:08Um, OK.
19:13I look a bit cat-ish.
19:16Maybe.
19:18Like I said, it was rushed.
19:20It just looks catty to me.
19:22You've got to squint your eyes and then it looks more...
19:26..or stand really far back from it.
19:29Maybe they could hang together somewhere.
19:32The National Portrait Gallery.
19:34We'll hang together in your bathroom for now.
19:38Maybe we could hang out.
19:40Again.
19:42So you're asking me out again?
19:45I guess so. Is that acceptable?
19:48Yeah.
19:50So, Caggy's gig?
19:52Yeah. Sweet, yeah, who's going?
19:54It'll be, like, all the regulars, right?
19:56Proudlock, Hugo, you're going?
19:58I can't come. Yeah, you're not around, are you?
20:01Where are you going?
20:03I'm going away for a week.
20:05It'd be nice to hang, you know?
20:07But, er...
20:09..fuck it, we're here now, so I might as well say it.
20:12Um... What?
20:14It's cool, Jamie was kind enough to come and ask me earlier.
20:18Yeah.
20:20I'm taking you on a date.
20:22You are taking me on a date?
20:24I'm like D'Artagnan, I'm like a musketeer.
20:27I tell you what's happening.
20:29I will inform you of what's going on.
20:31Yeah, so, listen, I want to take you on a date, yes?
20:34Yes!
20:36Kind of put me on the spot.
20:38I'm not going to say no. It's a bit embarrassing.
20:41You can't say no. No, I can't say no.
20:43You heard that witness.
20:45This is actually quite awkward being in front of you guys.
20:48It's fine, though, I've already said it's cool.
20:51Is that a yes?
20:53Yeah.
20:55No, it's not a yes or no.
20:57I literally want you to say, like, yes, please.
20:59Done.
21:01That's what I wanted.
21:19So the reason why I'm here is I've got a sort of proposition.
21:23OK.
21:24So, obviously, you're the person who can release my funds.
21:28If you could get into my head and have a look around,
21:32you'd be stealing the idea and setting it up yourself.
21:36Right.
21:38But, anyway, my idea is I want to set up a sweet shop.
21:43OK, right.
21:45What do you think?
21:47A location round here, I mean, that will be hugely expensive.
21:50I think the rent will be a lot of money.
21:53Right. Any ideas?
21:55Yeah.
21:57Er, yes.
21:59I think it will probably be about two million a year.
22:03You know, go big or go home.
22:07But we're going to sell so many sweets it doesn't matter.
22:09Do you have any idea how many sweets you'd need to sell to make a profit?
22:12It's sweet sell.
22:14Look at, so, Woolworths, for example.
22:16Woolworths was the place where you had the pick and mix.
22:18Woolworths isn't here anymore, so it probably didn't work as well for them.
22:22Mm-hm.
22:27I think the main selling point of the whole shop is the staff.
22:34So what I want to do is have beautiful girls selling sweets
22:39and I would call them my candy kittens.
22:42So, girls, when you're ready...
22:47So, Miles, what do you think?
22:49This isn't going to work.
22:51I struggle with the mixing the girls with the sweets.
22:55As lovely as they are...
22:57Who wouldn't want to see kittens in a shop?
22:59My wife.
23:03So what we're saying is you're not going to release the funds?
23:07You really do need to go away and really work on a plan.
23:13Should have bought more kittens.
23:15Miles, thank you so much. Pleasure.
23:17Thank you very much.
23:19The kittens need to be fed.
23:21I'm kidding.
23:33This one's quite heavy.
23:35What have you got in here?
23:40Did you really need my help just bringing these three boxes?
23:44Probably not, but I am really lazy.
23:47I mean, how long are you staying here?
23:49I don't know. It's kind of indefinitely.
23:52It's a pretty sweet crib.
23:54How are you going to cope living all on your own?
23:57I like being on my own. What do you mean?
23:59Well, you've been living at home. Your mum's been looking after you.
24:02Not really. No?
24:04Well, my uncle and aunt, it's my uncle and aunt's place,
24:06but they're in the countryside.
24:08So is there anyone here at the moment, or is it just you?
24:10Yeah, my cousin's here. Really?
24:12Yeah, she's just staying for tonight and babysitting her.
24:15What's your room like?
24:17It's really nice. Is it?
24:19Can I check it out?
24:21You're not allowed in my bedroom anymore.
24:23Anymore? Why not?
24:25Cos it's a girl's private place.
24:30Hey.
24:32Hi, Martha. How are you doing?
24:34Hello. You all right, Martha?
24:36This is my cousin, Mark. I'm Ollie.
24:38Nice to meet you, Martha. How are you doing? Good.
24:40Yeah? So what are you guys doing tonight?
24:42We are just going to, I think, watch a film.
24:44Yeah? Cook some food. You can stick around if you want.
24:46Yeah, that sounds sweet.
24:48Is this your boyfriend?
24:50I heard that.
24:54Oh, no, it's not my boyfriend.
24:56It's just a boy who's a friend.
24:58Have you kissy-kissy'd?
25:00Did we kissy-kissy? Yeah.
25:02I think we might have kissy-kissy'd.
25:04Are you the new Spencer?
25:06The new Spencer? Yeah.
25:08No, I'm not.
25:10No, Martha.
25:12Do you want to go back and watch TV?
25:14OK. Nice to meet you, Martha.
25:16I'll come and get you when we've got pizza.
25:18I'll see you later.
25:20So Martha thought you were my boyfriend.
25:24How does that make you feel?
25:26Really embarrassed.
25:28Why? Cos I'm so hungry.
25:30I'm, like, mortified that she'd even think I'd go out with you.
25:34That's really low of you, isn't it?
25:38So you're not looking for a relationship right now?
25:40Yeah, I am. You are?
25:56Hello.
25:58Hello. Hello.
26:00Hey, Rosie. How are you?
26:04So nice to see you guys.
26:06Hello.
26:08Rosie?
26:10Just working on my blog, doing some posts.
26:12How are you guys?
26:14Good.
26:16So tell me about Francis.
26:18The first date he took me on, we went skateboarding.
26:20Oh, my God, stop.
26:22And another date, we painted each other.
26:24He did talk about getting naked at one point
26:26and doing nude models and stuff.
26:28Have you worked out whether his collars match his cuffs yet?
26:32No, I have not.
26:34The second date...
26:36Aw, that's sweet.
26:38He's quite cool. He's different.
26:40Yeah, exactly. He's confident. I like that.
26:42So what have you been up to, other than blogging?
26:44Um, I actually had quite funny drinks
26:46with, um, the boys
26:48and Wheeze and Caggy the other night.
26:50I guess it was just interesting to see, um,
26:52Spencer and Proudlock both there with Caggy.
26:54You don't think she likes one more than the other?
26:56I don't know.
26:58I think maybe because there's been something there with Proudlock,
27:00I guess there's always that chance
27:02that there could always be something going on.
27:04I guess there's always that chance
27:06that there could always be something there still.
27:08And I seem to be off the hook with Jamie.
27:10He's, um, moved on to Wheeze
27:12and apparently, um...
27:14He's moved on to Louise?
27:16Yeah. And Jamie asked if, yeah,
27:18if it was OK to take her out.
27:20So that's actually really funny.
27:28See, I've never understood fancy bread.
27:30Why on earth would you want red onions
27:32in your breakfast loaf?
27:34Tastes good, babe.
27:36After-dinner chocolates are a must.
27:38Go on, then.
27:40I'm slightly more concerned about what we're actually going to have for a main course.
27:42Well, I am the worst cook ever.
27:44I've probably given about 20 people
27:46food poisoning in my time of cooking.
27:48Why the hell are you having a dinner party?
27:50Because I thought I'd try
27:52and be a domestic goddess.
27:54I'm so bad. Surely after 20 attempts,
27:56you'd learn you're not great.
27:58I know, but, I don't know, Kendall's coming round
28:00and I want to show him that I can cook.
28:02Oh, good. Give him the shit.
28:04I probably will.
28:06So who's coming?
28:08I've got you and Chloe. Kendall.
28:10I invited Binky,
28:12but I don't know if she's coming.
28:14Why?
28:16She said she had Caggy's gig
28:18to go to, but I really wanted her to come,
28:20so I kind of actually
28:22had a bit of a
28:24heart-to-heart about it, but it got a bit tense.
28:26I felt like with the whole
28:28Hugo situation,
28:30that Binky didn't really support me,
28:32and when I talked to her the other day,
28:34it kind of came out that she didn't agree
28:36with the whole thing.
28:38Don't worry, we're going to have fun,
28:40OK? If Binky says she's going to come
28:42or she's going to try and come, I'm sure she will.
28:44It's Binky.
28:46Come on, cheer up. I'll buy you a fruit to bear.
28:48How's things with Ollie?
28:50Jessica's having a dinner party,
28:52and I'm scared it's going to be
28:54a bit awkward as we're not obviously
28:56getting on. I don't know, I'm not really sure
28:58what's going on.
29:00I don't really know what
29:02he wants, and I don't really know what I want.
29:04It's kind of got, you know,
29:06cracks in the relationship.
29:08And all of a sudden,
29:10I'm friends with Gabriela, or...
29:12Do you think he feels that, like,
29:14not quite threatened that you're
29:16friends with Gabriela, but just, like, uncomfortable?
29:18Yeah, probably.
29:20As far as I'm concerned, that's the best way.
29:22Yeah, exactly.
29:24I'm in a situation where, like, what do I do?
29:28It says, always enjoy wines in moderation.
29:30No, babe, just let's get pissed on me.
29:34Hiya. Hey. How are you?
29:36What a surprise. Well, it's not that much of a surprise.
29:38You're always in here. I know, I know. How are you doing?
29:40Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
29:44How are you?
29:46Um, I'm all right.
29:48Yeah? Yeah.
29:50Cool. Like, I heard that you had lunch with Chloe the other day.
29:52I'm glad that we actually chatted and
29:54got a chance to talk, because
29:56obviously there's, like, a lot of built-up
29:58shit, and I'm glad
30:00that she came and talked to me. I really am now.
30:02Because she's really nice. Really lovely girl.
30:04Can you not understand how difficult it makes it?
30:06What?
30:08By you becoming friends with her.
30:10She likes me, and I like her, and...
30:12What I'm trying to say is, for the last four months, you've made my life hell.
30:14Really, really difficult.
30:16And you know that, as well.
30:18You've put the biggest strain on my relationship
30:20there ever has been, and by becoming friends
30:22with her, can you not see how difficult that makes it?
30:24She's a nice girl.
30:26I know, I know. She is. She's lovely. That's why I'm with her.
30:28So, what do you want me to do about it?
30:30I'm not going to be rude to her and be like,
30:32I'm sorry, I can't hang out with you.
30:34I'm trying my best, Olly,
30:36to get on with my life. I really am.
30:38I'm doing fricking well.
30:40And I'm trying to get my music career
30:42off the ground, and it's actually
30:44finally moving somewhere.
30:46I find it fucking weird about
30:48the doubles in the music video.
30:50It's affected me, because I don't like it.
30:52Whether that was the plan or not, to get to me, I don't know.
30:54It has nothing to do with you.
30:56You say you're trying to move on, you're trying to get on with this music career.
30:58Yeah. Do that. Don't bring me into it.
31:00All I'm trying to do is make sure that my relationship
31:02stays active, because right now,
31:04there are a few problems and we're arguing.
31:06If you can possibly have one shred of decency,
31:08just to leave it alone for a minute.
31:10What am I doing? Don't meet up with her for drinks.
31:12Well, I'm sorry. It's my life, too,
31:14and I'm not going to be cocooned to my bedroom.
31:18♪
31:22♪
31:26♪
31:30♪
31:34♪
31:38♪
31:40♪
31:44Hi everyone. Thanks for coming down. The first song I'm going to sing is Lay Out Your Hand.
31:54And it's, I wrote it, so it's the first time I've ever performed it. So I hope you like
31:58it. Take it away, mate.
32:28I think it's amazing. It's a tune. It's so good. You're loving it, aren't you?
32:45Yeah, have you seen... I think Powerbuckers too. I'm quite enjoying it, I think.
32:49Do you think anything's going on there? I don't know. I just think they have really
32:54great chemistry. He's either really hungry or he's liking what he sees.
33:02How did your Candy Kittens pitch go? Not as well as I hoped.
33:09Really? Is it because I wasn't one of your Candy Kittens and you chose really rank girls?
33:12Are you jealous? No. You're not jealous? No.
33:16Yeah, this is like going on a date with Louise. Good form.
33:18I think she's a cool girl, no? Hot. She is, yeah.
33:21We'd make a good couple, I think. So, talking about Louise, what about you?
33:26Now you don't have me, there must be someone. No. No one that I can see on the horizon.
33:34I think, um, I think you need to go out and find some cock.
33:56So, guys, I actually made some canapés for the first time in my life.
34:02Really, really exciting. It is smoked salmon blinis with quail's eggs and caviar.
34:10Right, I'm going to try it, OK? OK. Don't be so scared, guys.
34:17It's delicious. Is it? Egg and fish is a funny mixture.
34:21OK, we'll just leave those, um...
34:26I'm really sorry. No, I think they're delicious. No, they're really good.
34:29You've done really well. Is it just us or is Binky coming?
34:32I really wanted her to come, so I hope she does.
34:36But it's, you know, her decision, so we'll just have to see, I think.
34:41How are you guys doing? You OK? Good. Had a good day?
34:45We bumped into Gabriella earlier and I actually told her that I wanted her to leave the situation alone
34:53and for me and you to develop our own relationship without anyone getting involved.
34:59OK. Do you not think that's OK?
35:04Yeah.
35:07I was obviously stressing you out. I think it needed to be said.
35:10To say what? To say that I can't have her so much involved.
35:14How is she so much involved?
35:19I think it's wrong of you to have blamed everything on her when it's not her the problem.
35:24There was a key factor with her originally, wasn't there?
35:28But by you bringing it back up, it's just put more strain on everything.
35:33Come on, guys. We're going to have a good night. We're going to have fun.
35:37Definitely. Right, shall we go through and eat? I think it's about time.
35:41Yeah. Right.
35:59So how have you been? What have you been up to?
36:02I had a drink with the girls, which was nice.
36:05They were asking me all about you and I and our date so far.
36:08Rosie was asking me, like, if I'd seen your pubes and if they were the same as your hair and all this kind of...
36:15Standard Rosie. Mind in the gutter.
36:19Chloe, too. I think she was just trying to find out more detail.
36:23Amber. Hello. Hi, I'm Amber.
36:27Hi, nice to meet you. Sorry, Amber, Natalia. Very rude of me.
36:29So nice to meet you. No, Natalia. Amber, Natalia. Sorry.
36:34So where did you guys meet again?
36:36Well, we met at Cow's Week and then she came to my casino, my ironic casino.
36:44Oh, yeah. Amber was at it as well.
36:47Yeah, I was at it.
36:48That was funny when you, you know, tried to kiss me.
36:52What?
36:54It was funny, wasn't it?
36:56Yeah, Francis hit on quite a lot of girls in Chelsea.
36:59It was Caggy and Louise and...
37:04Mm. No, I just take it as it comes.
37:09Well, maybe you can tell me more about Francis' playboy ways when he's not around.
37:13I would love to do that when he and I have lunch and, you know...
37:17Discuss me. I'm a one-woman man.
37:20I'll find out the truth. From Amber. Mm-hm.
37:26Hey, you enjoying that?
37:28Mmm.
37:29That's good, isn't it?
37:31I've never made you eat a mess before,
37:33but I literally just got all the ingredients and just dolloped it in the wine glass
37:37and it's really good.
37:40Are you feeling a bit ill?
37:41Food coma, slightly.
37:44I know it's annoying that I keep bringing this up,
37:46but I suppose I secretly thought that Binky might walk in while we were eating
37:50or, you know, just turn up and say hi,
37:53but she hasn't, so...
37:55Do you think I should just leave it now?
37:57I really think it's important that you go.
37:59I don't know, guys.
38:01I'm not sure.
38:03So lay out your hand for me
38:11Fine, it's quite nerve-wracking.
38:13Yeah? Yeah. I've got a break now.
38:15Do you want to come with me to my dressing room?
38:17Yeah, OK, let's go.
38:20That was amazing.
38:22Thanks, dear.
38:23How do you feel it went?
38:25Um, so far, so good.
38:27Yeah?
38:28You're looking, um...
38:30You're looking good.
38:32You're looking good.
38:34You're looking good.
38:36Yeah?
38:37You're looking, uh, you're looking unreal.
38:40There you are, you look awesome.
38:42Were you impressed?
38:44I'm really impressed, I'm really proud of you.
38:46You seemed like you were going to be pretty nervous, but...
38:49I was really nervous, and I could see you watched me,
38:51and that made me quite nervous.
38:53Yeah? So what's the next song going to be?
38:55Um, well, you'll have to wait and see.
38:58Is it dedicated to me?
39:01So you'll never guess what happened earlier.
39:03I bumped into Chesca and Ollie.
39:06So awkward.
39:08In fact, actually, no, really upsetting, really upsetting.
39:11What happened? Did he speak to you?
39:13He was really off, and then literally just went into, like,
39:16full-on rant, and was just like,
39:19you've basically ruined my relationship with Chloe, and...
39:23How?
39:24You've ruined my life for the past four months.
39:27I was willing to be his friend, and...
39:31I tried, but, you know, what can you do?
39:46Hello.
39:47Hello, my love child.
39:49How are you?
39:50I didn't know you were coming.
39:51Give me your candles.
39:52Thanks, yeah.
39:53That's a surprise.
39:54Hi, Kendall.
39:55Gabs.
39:56High five. How are you?
39:57I thought you were at your dinner party.
39:59Yeah, I was, I was.
40:00I thought I'd take a trip down here.
40:02Well, I just wanted to...
40:04chat to you, cos I was...
40:06I wanted to know why you didn't come.
40:09Um...
40:10Kendall, I'm really sorry, it's a bit of pain,
40:13but do you mind giving us a second?
40:14Yeah, no worries.
40:15Is that all right?
40:16Yep.
40:18Is this really such a big deal, I didn't come to that dinner?
40:21Do you know, it's not about choosing a dinner party or gig,
40:23it's about who you're with.
40:24Chesca, you know I love you, you know I support you.
40:27I don't need to tell you that every day.
40:28Yeah, but when times are tough and you're hurt about a situation,
40:31like the Hugo and Millie thing,
40:33that's when I need your support more than ever.
40:35I told you don't do it.
40:36No, you didn't.
40:37I did tell you don't do it.
40:38You never at one point said, don't do it.
40:40I said it's not a good idea.
40:41You said you think I should speak to a friend, not to Hugo and Millie.
40:43That is what you said.
40:44No, I said it was a bad idea anyway.
40:46No, you didn't.
40:47I wouldn't have done what you did.
40:48You didn't say that.
40:49Right now is not the right time or place.
40:51Let's just agree to disagree for now.
40:53Right, OK.
40:54And I'll leave you guys to chat.
40:59I'm bootstrapped
41:03I'm bootstrapped
41:07I'm bootstrapped
41:11I'm bootstrapped
41:15Tonight
41:21Thanks, everyone.
41:25I know, babe, but don't worry.
41:26We'll all be sorted.
41:27Don't you worry about it.
41:28It will all be fine.
41:29Hey, guys.
41:30Hey, babe, how are you?
41:31Oh, thank you.
41:32How are you?
41:33I'm really good, thank you.
41:34How are you?
41:35Good.
41:36How's everything?
41:37Good, thanks.
41:38I just wanted to say sorry about the other day.
41:40I tried to lie my way out of a bad situation.
41:43Well, I actually really appreciate that.
41:46And I think it takes a lot for someone to actually apologize.
41:49Well, look, if there's anything I can do.
41:50But are we cool now?
41:51We're cool, Hugo.
41:52Cool, man.
41:54Sorry again.
41:55I'm really sorry now.
41:57Do you want a kiss as well?
41:58Yeah, obviously.
41:59I'm single now, so, you know, you never know.
42:01Well, who knows?
42:02Who knows, babe?
42:03I hope you fuck lots.
42:05I'll see you later.
42:06Thanks, babe.
42:07Bye-bye.
42:08I'm blushing.
42:27Bye.
42:28Bye.
42:29Bye.
42:30Bye.
42:31Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:33Bye.
42:34Bye.
42:35Bye.
42:36Bye.
42:37Bye.
42:38Bye.
42:39Bye.
42:40Bye.
42:41Bye.
42:42Bye.
42:43Bye.
42:44Bye.
42:45Bye.
42:46Bye.
42:47Bye.
42:48Bye.
42:49Bye.
42:50Bye.
42:51Bye.
42:52Bye.
42:53Bye.
42:54Bye.
42:55Bye.
42:56Bye.
42:57Bye.
42:58Bye.
42:59Bye.
43:00Bye.
43:01Bye.
43:02Bye.
43:03Keep frowning, your face will get stuck like that.
43:04Where are you on the phone too?
43:05I was calling Louise.
43:06Why weren't you doing that?
43:07It's the end of the night.
43:08I was—
43:09What, just like end of the night checking in, like...
43:12Yeah, so—
43:13... Mom made a video of that.
43:14I just wanted to—you know, I don't want to lose everything.
43:15Why, what have you lost so far?
43:16Well, no, I mean, you know.
43:17Comme ça.
43:18It's fine.
43:19Don't bung out about it.
43:20No, it's cool.
43:21It's just weird like seeing it.
43:22Seeing what?
43:23Seeing those two.
43:24Yeah, that like Jamie asking to take Louise out. It's kind of like well. You're an agent of your own demise me
43:30You're the one who keeps saying that you don't care
43:41I don't know if you know but the other day at my gig I kissed proud log. Yeah, you did it right in front of me
43:48Do you think that she would ever go?
43:55I
44:00Will miss you a lot. I miss you Jim. I just don't wanna lose you. I feel I just did
44:24You
44:47You