Denise Richards and Her Wild Things Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00For Charlie and I, it was a whirlwind romance.
00:06After my first date with Charlie,
00:08we got married nine months later.
00:11Before we got married, so many people
00:14wanted to design my wedding dress.
00:16Giorgio Armani flew us to Italy, went to his villa.
00:19It was like a fairy tale.
00:20People don't know this.
00:21He and I had a Catholic ceremony.
00:23We had to do the pre-Cana classes.
00:26I don't know how we passed to even f***ing get married,
00:28if you ask me, but we did.
00:30Our relationship was, it was very easy.
00:33And it was obviously very different from our divorce.
00:38So, it was easy.
00:51Hello.
00:52Hi.
00:52Hello.
00:54We have a dinner for two for Erin.
00:57Happy anniversary.
01:05Oh yeah, it's a nice spot.
01:07There's still water here for you.
01:09You got it.
01:10What's in your skinny margarita?
01:12Is it just fresh lime juice?
01:13Yep.
01:14Okay, perfect.
01:15Salt and lime okay for you?
01:16Yeah.
01:17You got it.
01:18How about for you, my dear?
01:19I'll do Casamigos Ravissato, a double.
01:22Perfect.
01:23I'll be right back with those for you.
01:24Thank you so much.
01:24You got it.
01:25Six years.
01:27We've been together eight.
01:28I know.
01:29Married six though.
01:30Yeah.
01:31And we got married on TV.
01:33Isn't that crazy?
01:34With this ring, I thee wed.
01:36With this ring, I thee wed.
01:40I love being married to my wife.
01:41We live dangerously, if you will.
01:45The real wild things right here, her and I.
01:47Do you remember how we really got together?
01:50It wasn't even a first date.
01:51Probably not.
01:52I'm senile right now.
01:54So, I was your client.
01:56And I'll never forget that I told my sister,
02:00I noticed your penis in your pants.
02:03How'd you see?
02:04The x-ray vision?
02:05Because of your stupid ass jeans on itself.
02:08She said, why don't you ask him out on a date?
02:11I'm like, I don't want to date him.
02:14I just want to have sex with him.
02:16Think it might be inappropriate because I'm a client.
02:19And I like his service.
02:23Then you really like my service.
02:26I'm always going to be attracted to my husband.
02:29But seeing Aaron with my daughters
02:32really made me know that, OK, this is the right man.
02:37That sealed the deal.
02:39Time is flying.
02:40It flew by.
02:42I mean, you used to have dark hair.
02:43Now I'm all white.
02:46I can't see.
02:47I mean, I can see.
02:48But it's not as clear as it used to be.
02:51I think it's meant to be like Mother Nature,
02:53and God does that.
02:54So you're looking at me like, oh, he's still attractive.
02:57But I'm looking like dirt.
02:58Yeah, you look amazing.
03:00Thanks for your patience.
03:01What may I get started for you?
03:02Everything.
03:03Oh, the pretzel bread.
03:04The Wagyu meatball.
03:06Mashed potatoes.
03:07The asparagus.
03:08I also want the colossal crab cocktail, please.
03:11The mac and cheese.
03:12Mac and cheese.
03:13The 10-ounce recommend.
03:1510-ounce West Home.
03:16Thank you so much.
03:19Cheers, babe.
03:20Cheers, honey.
03:21Happy anniversary.
03:22Happy anniversary.
03:23I love you.
03:24I love you, too.
03:25I think with Aaron, we love being around each other.
03:29We actually like each other.
03:30There's just such a respect with us and a deep friendship
03:34that I think makes this marriage different from my last.
03:38Pretzel bread here.
03:39Oh my god, look at that.
03:40With a boulevard butter and some regular butter on the side.
03:42Oh, thank you so much.
03:43Wagyu meatball, parmesan.
03:44Thank you so much.
03:45Thank you so much.
03:46It looks amazing.
03:47I love everything that's on the plate right now.
03:49These meatballs are amazing.
03:50I want to learn.
03:51I want to make this.
03:52Well, now you're in.
03:53Do you think my OnlyPans is going to pan out?
03:56I think it's going to pan out.
03:59I'm just here to support it.
04:00Oh, my daughters, on the other hand,
04:02I didn't tell them about the OnlyPans part of it.
04:05It's a very interesting dynamic being in the mix of all that.
04:08I know.
04:09You know what?
04:10It's a one big blended family.
04:12Right?
04:13When I filed for divorce from Charlie
04:17and I moved out of our house,
04:19I was six months pregnant with Lola.
04:21And I'll never forget I overheard my mom on the phone with Charlie
04:25because he was pissed at me that I took all the sippy cups.
04:29It took my mom to calm him down about sippy cups,
04:33as stupid as that was.
04:35Did he drink all the sippy cups?
04:36No, it wasn't the sippy cups.
04:38It was the family unit moving.
04:42Moving on.
04:43You're out.
04:44You're out.
04:45I left the high chair.
04:46Didn't you guys get back together at some point?
04:48Unfortunately, we did.
04:50It wasn't unfortunate.
04:51That's a good thing.
04:52I always wanted the girls to know that I did everything I could
04:56to make it work.
04:58So we did see a couples therapist that his lawyer found for us.
05:02And the therapist, she dropped us as a couple.
05:07The second time in her career to drop a couple.
05:10And she pulled me aside and she said,
05:13If you stay with him, you are going to have to have therapy every day
05:17for the rest of your life.
05:19And I thought, you know, she has a point.
05:23And this is just what's being shared in the therapy room,
05:26if she only knows some of the other s***.
05:29Life is short.
05:30Yeah.
05:31And you don't need tiger blood to do it.
05:33Oh, my God, the poor bastard with that thing.
05:35Jesus Christ.
05:38♪♪
05:47Hi, Mom.
05:48Hi, honey.
05:49Can I eat this?
05:50Of course you can eat an orange.
05:52I didn't know.
05:53Your tiny little orange.
05:55I'll have one too.
05:57So your dad wants to go to lunch.
05:59Okay.
06:00Sammy's not going to go because she doesn't want to.
06:02Your dad wants to see you.
06:04The girls have been through a lot with their dad.
06:06It has been up and down.
06:07I'm so close with him right now,
06:09and I think that's such a blessing.
06:11I would rather do literally anything else
06:13than go to lunch with my father.
06:15At the end of the day, no matter what,
06:17even though your girls are over 18,
06:20we're always going to be your parents.
06:23I wish Charlie and I would get together more.
06:25It's important for our daughters to see that we can get along,
06:31and they need us.
06:33Where are we going?
06:34We're going to go to Toscanova.
06:37I know.
06:39Like, I just know everyone there because I worked there.
06:42It's nice, though, that you and I and your dad
06:45can be together for lunch with you.
06:47I know, that's true.
06:49It'll be light, normal.
06:51Or I'll need to go to therapy.
06:55Coming up...
06:56Is this a type of squash or are those carrots?
06:59Because there's a giant E. coli carrot alert right now.
07:02You can't eat anything anymore.
07:04I've survived much worse things than E. coli and carrots.
07:18I want you to take a photo.
07:19What are you doing?
07:20I want you to take a photo of my face.
07:22Okay, what did you do?
07:23I'll show you, because I'm going to give it to you, too.
07:25Watch this.
07:28What the was that thing?
07:30What the hell did you just pour?
07:31Do you notice a difference?
07:35Um, yeah, I notice a difference.
07:37Great.
07:38What the hell is that?
07:39Come here, I'm going to show you.
07:40I never felt anything with aging,
07:43but at the same time, I'd love for my neck to be higher.
07:46I have a turkey neck.
07:47In what world is that a turkey neck?
07:49I mean, your dad had his neck done.
07:51I don't think he ever needed it.
07:53Oh, he kind of did.
07:54Mom.
07:55Oh, you look really good, babe.
07:57Oh, s*** balls.
08:00I would f*** you even without your neck up.
08:03Really?
08:04Yeah.
08:05You look really good.
08:06Oh, I would for sure lift my neck if I didn't have to do surgery.
08:10Someone's putting you f***ing out.
08:12Like, you could be lights out.
08:14Like, who the f*** wants that?
08:15Doesn't that look better?
08:17I can't really tell, but I'm being choked out.
08:19All right, you want to see the difference?
08:21Let's see.
08:22Okay, there is nothing.
08:24Your neck, we don't see a f***ing difference,
08:26but your balls, we might.
08:27So I have saggy, droopy balls.
08:29No, you don't, baby.
08:40Hi.
08:41Hey, welcome.
08:42There's three of us.
08:43Three of you? Perfect.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Of course, we can take you in.
08:47Thank you so much.
08:52You're welcome.
08:55Hello.
08:56We meeting someone here?
08:57Yeah, Sheen Richards, party of three.
08:58Right this way.
08:59Cool.
09:00Charles.
09:01Hey, hey, how are you?
09:02Good to see you.
09:03You too.
09:04It's been a minute?
09:05A minute?
09:06It's been a couple minutes.
09:07F*** here.
09:08Hi.
09:09Hi, good.
09:10How are you doing?
09:11Welcome.
09:13I haven't seen you in f***ing forever.
09:14It's been a bit, yeah.
09:16I do need to look at your neck
09:18because I want to get my neck done.
09:20And why do we have to highlight that?
09:21It looks pretty good, right?
09:22No, you look good.
09:23Okay, thank you.
09:24No, you look good.
09:26Like, you would never know you're 100.
09:27Hi, Mom.
09:28That's hilarious.
09:29Hey, sweetie, how are you?
09:30Good, how are you?
09:31Hey, good to see you.
09:32Good to see you, too.
09:33What's happening?
09:34Not much.
09:35It's so good to see you, Charles.
09:37It's good to see you, Denise, yeah.
09:39Any chance that somebody actually applauds
09:41for my brothers is awesome.
09:45Your presence.
09:47This is cool, I think.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Coming back here.
09:51Oh, yeah.
09:52Having worked here.
09:53It's so nostalgic for me.
09:54I was so young when I worked here.
09:55I was 17.
09:56I have that picture.
09:57Where was that coming from that day?
09:58Do you remember?
09:59No, but I remember that the staff here,
10:01nobody knew that you were my dad.
10:03Oh, they didn't?
10:04When we took a photo, they thought I was a fan.
10:06Did you keep it a secret out of shame
10:08or just to protect me?
10:10I kept it a secret because I didn't want people
10:12to treat me differently.
10:13Wow.
10:14How funny is that?
10:15He's like, can you believe Charlie Sheen's here?
10:16I was like, no.
10:18That's pretty good.
10:19My relationship with my dad has definitely improved,
10:22so we started getting pedicures together
10:24like every two or three weeks,
10:25and that's like our favorite thing to do together.
10:27Would you ever think that Charlie Sheen gets pedicures?
10:30Or maybe what?
10:31He used to get pink with sparkles on top
10:34or something like that.
10:35It was cute.
10:37Well, this is cool.
10:38I'm really glad that we were able to do this.
10:40Thank you for having me.
10:41I mean, here we are.
10:43What the hell?
10:44Oh, you're...
10:45You know, I've never been on a reality show.
10:47The housewives wanted you on.
10:49I never saw the show until about three days ago,
10:53and I stumble into this fight that you're in with Lisa.
11:00You sent a cease and desist.
11:02You wanted the footage taken out.
11:04Who told you that?
11:05Oh, you're so angry.
11:07No, you are playing dirty.
11:10I'm playing dirty?
11:11But I didn't have the backstory,
11:13so I couldn't really pick a side.
11:15I mean, I picked yours because, you know,
11:18for obvious reasons, but it felt like...
11:21Our lunch is going to look nothing like that.
11:31Have any questions?
11:33I would love a pizza with a burrata.
11:37May I get the beet salad?
11:39I'm gonna have the lentil soup and then the calamari.
11:44Thank you very much.
11:45I was thinking about this morning
11:47the considerations you'd have to make
11:49what you'd order, like, to eat on a date.
11:51I've never been on a date.
11:52You've never been on a date?
11:53No.
11:54Oh, my bad.
11:55My last boyfriend...
11:56No, dad, I took...
11:57Awkward.
11:58Well, I mean, kind of, but never a dinner date.
12:00I really struggle with finding boyfriends.
12:02It's hard for me to trust someone
12:04because I don't know if they're just a fan of my dad.
12:07Wow, that guy's 12.
12:09One guy, he had a crush on me.
12:11My friend Sarah and I were at his house,
12:13and he literally had a poster of my dad on his wall.
12:17He's just a little obsessed, or a lot, I don't know.
12:21Very weird.
12:22What about you, what would you order?
12:24Like, what did we eat on our first date?
12:27I had steamed vegetables.
12:29Okay.
12:30Of course you did, Mom.
12:32And boiled potatoes, probably.
12:34Okay.
12:35Wait, where was your first date?
12:37It was at my condo in Westwood.
12:39So you had, like, a dinner there?
12:41No, no.
12:42There was an important baseball game that I had to see,
12:45and I didn't even think we ordered food.
12:48I stopped at that little liquor store in Beverly Glen.
12:52No, I did, on the way there.
12:54No, I brought ice cream.
12:56Do you want to know what we had?
12:58The best time ever?
13:01Well, that's true.
13:03We did have a good time that night.
13:06Buon appetito.
13:08The one thing I will say about you and I
13:10going through the difficulty we did with our divorce,
13:16you knew I always had your back at the end of the day.
13:22I was never going to hold a press conference
13:25and say this and do that and do that.
13:28Like, I still had your f***ing back.
13:33Cool.
13:34You can say I didn't if you feel that.
13:36No, I appreciate that.
13:37If you didn't,
13:38then we wouldn't be able to have moments like this.
13:40Charlie and I were married for four and a half years
13:44before I filed.
13:46He had been sober for about four years
13:48and very committed to his sobriety,
13:50and I never thought someone that committed,
13:53they could fall off and fall back into that.
13:56So just because I, at the time, hadn't really been around it,
14:00right after I got pregnant with Lola,
14:03it started to turn fast.
14:05One day he went to work.
14:08There was an awful evening the night before,
14:12and I packed my s***,
14:17packed Sammy's stuff,
14:19called my housekeeper to come,
14:22and we went to the Beverly Hills Hotel,
14:25and I filed for divorce in between
14:27dropping them off at the hotel
14:29and a table reading for a show.
14:32Well, if you didn't know, I had your back.
14:38Soup's really good.
14:39I know.
14:40You should have ordered the soup, yeah.
14:44Hi.
14:45How you doing?
14:46Good, how are you doing?
14:47Excellent.
14:48Good to see you.
14:49The beet salad dinner for you.
14:50Oh, that looks so good, thank you.
14:51That right there.
14:52Buffalo pizza.
14:53Oh my God, thank you so much.
14:54Absolutely.
14:55Wow, okay.
14:56Yeah, man, not a date meal.
14:57Yeah, I agree.
14:58Is this a type of squash or are those carrots?
15:00I'm on a full-on carrot alert right now.
15:03Oh, really?
15:04Is this a carrot or is this some type of a squash?
15:06To me, it looks like a f***ing carrot.
15:08Can't eat anything anymore.
15:10It's so strange because when he was going on tour
15:13with the Dottises and all that,
15:15I don't think he was really a germaphobe back then.
15:19So, this is new for me to see
15:21that you're worried about a carrot.
15:23I've survived much worse things than...
15:26The carrots?
15:27The full-on carrot.
15:28Maybe that's where Sammy got her dargamer from.
15:31Hopefully.
15:32How is she?
15:33Is she good?
15:34I don't know.
15:35No?
15:36She all right?
15:37She got a spray tan the other day.
15:38That's awesome.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Me and my dad haven't really spoken much
15:42in the past, like, five months now.
15:44It goes in, like, very big chunks with him.
15:46I think for the first 13 years of my life,
15:48it was pretty bad,
15:49and then we were okay for a couple years,
15:52and now it's just like, okay.
15:54Look, the girls have been through a lot with their dad.
15:57I understand why Sammy feels the way she does.
16:01It hasn't always been perfect with he and Lola, either,
16:05with any of his kids,
16:07so I hope that he does recognize that
16:09because he's missing out.
16:13He really is missing out.
16:15I'm curious.
16:16I've been dying to see you
16:18since you had your f***ing neck done.
16:20Yeah, I was curious to see how it looks.
16:22And how do you think?
16:23I think I'm good waiting on getting my neck done.
16:26Would you do it again?
16:28I'd do it again?
16:29Your neck.
16:30Yeah, I'd let them revisit.
16:33It looks good, though.
16:34You look good.
16:35Unless I play a character
16:36that lives in a frickin' turtleneck.
16:38I don't know.
16:39No, but you look good.
16:41It looks good.
16:52See, this is not a date meal.
16:54I had to.
16:55It's not a date meal.
16:56It is because I had two pieces.
16:58Okay, you're gonna take this with?
17:00You're gonna take it out?
17:01Sure.
17:02Okay.
17:03You know what's so funny?
17:04Hmm?
17:05I could never picture you guys being married.
17:10Wait, what?
17:11Like, sometimes I think about, like,
17:13if you were still married
17:14and, like, we all lived in the same house.
17:16Hmm.
17:17We would have had fun, right, Charles?
17:19We would have.
17:20We would have.
17:21Do you want to think about dessert
17:22for another minute or so?
17:23How's the raspberry cheesecake?
17:24Oh, that does sound good.
17:27I'm gonna get my soup to go.
17:29Wait, there's carrots in this, too.
17:30Wow, I hit the jackpot in this place.
17:33They're boiled.
17:34You're okay with those.
17:35Oh, that's amazing.
17:37I'm so glad we all had dinner.
17:39I am, too.
17:41Yeah, this is great.
17:42We should do it more often.
17:43Okay.
17:44People would think we're f****** nuts saying that.
17:45Why's that?
17:46Because you're superstar Charlie Sheen.
17:49You're a superstar, too.
17:53You guys are both superstars.
17:55Thank you, Miles.
17:58I'm scared of being famous.
17:59I'm scared of what people have to say.
18:01Don't read anything.
18:02Don't read anything about it,
18:03because if you don't read it, it doesn't exist.
18:05Yeah.
18:06It's funny that Charlie's giving her that advice
18:09because the stuff he would tweet about me
18:12and say about me was disgusting.
18:16Because once you, you know, engage,
18:18then it's on you for however you feel
18:21after reading something.
18:22I never had to say anything bad about Charlie.
18:25He spiraled.
18:27I took in his boys.
18:31I didn't publicly say I did.
18:34I was in the tabloids all the time,
18:36and it got to a point where I had to
18:43literally put myself basically in a bubble,
18:47and I told my publicist,
18:48don't send me any article,
18:50and it was because it was getting to me.
18:54I was getting to the place of being rock bottom.
18:57I'm like, I became a shell of myself.
19:03Oh.
19:06Sorry.
19:10And so I just don't, I don't read anything
19:15because I don't care.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17Smart.
19:18I would tell Charlie, I don't care if you hate me.
19:22You can think what you want to think about me.
19:24When we are at a birthday party
19:27or a horse show or a school function,
19:31can we please just fake it
19:34and be so kind and loving to each other
19:37in a respectful way
19:39so that the kids feel loved?
19:42At the end of the day, like, what really matters?
19:45It's my daughters and my family,
19:48and that's all I care about.
19:50Brad Pitt said something so smart.
19:51He says, if I look good in the picture, I'll take it.
19:54And he just never would read the story
19:57because he knew exactly what it was going to be.
20:00Is Brad Pitt outside there?
20:01I hope so.
20:02I'm such a fan.
20:04I've never met the man.
20:06I met him.
20:07I know.
20:08He used to cook you breakfast.
20:09I'm so jealous.
20:10I had no idea my dad was a fan of him,
20:12which is so funny.
20:13So I was friends with Brad Pitt's kids.
20:16We all went to beach camp together,
20:18and then I went to their house for a sleepover.
20:20I don't even remember even eating breakfast there that much.
20:24I wish Brad Pitt made me breakfast.
20:26Yeah, maybe Brad Pitt will make breakfast for me one day.
20:30Maybe he will.
20:32I think that's a good note to end on.
20:34I think so too.
20:35This has been lovely.
20:36I adore both of you.
20:37Thank you so much.
20:38Wait, I want to hear that again.
20:40I adore both of you.
20:44Right on.
20:46Thank you so much.
20:47Right on.
20:50Next time on the season finale of Denise Richards and her wild things.
20:53Oh, that is so hot.
20:55Oh, yeah.
20:56Look at those eggs.
20:59Nice.
21:00This is what we do for Red Carpet.
21:03Marcel's inside.
21:04She's a movie star.
21:06Everything's good, right?
21:07Yeah.
21:08Everybody, Lola, all the girls.
21:09Pain in my ass, but good.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:14Sammy's car just got stolen.
21:16What?