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00:00Yes, I'm ready.
00:04We're going to start recording.
00:06I'm turning the camera.
00:08Just like last week.
00:10I'm used to it.
00:14What is this?
00:16Is this a moving camera?
00:18This is an art warehouse.
00:20Inside is inside.
00:26There's a monitor.
00:28There's a monitor.
00:30We're going to sleep here.
00:32I want a reason to close it.
00:34There's no reason to close it.
00:36It's closed.
00:40Damn it!
00:42Why?
00:44What did we do?
00:46There's a monitor.
00:48We don't need acting.
00:50There's a monitor.
00:52This is not a hint.
00:54If you sit down,
00:56it won't work.
01:02He's sitting down.
01:04It's going to be weird.
01:06He's sitting down.
01:08The last one is simple.
01:10I got it.
01:12This program is
01:14a program to watch
01:16and have fun
01:18with comedians.
01:20Last time,
01:22in the dressing room,
01:24last night,
01:26Stop it!
01:28Tadashi Nishikawa
01:30showed a strange behavior.
01:32I don't want to lock you up.
01:34Which one is me?
01:36Which one is me?
01:38Which one is me?
01:40Please check your urine after this.
01:42And tonight,
01:44we locked up
01:46these four popular comedians
01:48in the dressing room.
01:50Oh, yeah!
01:52Shut up!
01:54This dressing room
01:56is full of little pranks.
02:00When something strange happens
02:02in the locked room,
02:04how do the comedians react?
02:10The comedians are...
02:14Please sit down.
02:16Wall poster!
02:18The comedians locked up
02:20are the wall posters!
02:24I'll say,
02:26I'll say,
02:28Can you notice it?
02:30Oh, yeah!
02:34What are you doing?
02:36It's closed.
02:40Push it.
02:42It won't come out.
02:44What?
02:46It's a mysterious device.
02:48What is it?
02:50It's closed.
02:52Explain it.
02:54Explain it.
02:56Just tell me the word.
03:02He didn't notice.
03:06It's obvious.
03:08He'll notice here.
03:10He'll notice something.
03:12It's real.
03:14What is it?
03:16It's strange.
03:22It's creepy.
03:24What is it?
03:26It's real.
03:28What is it?
03:30I'm angry.
03:34You must be angry.
03:40It's too creepy.
03:44It's creepy.
03:46Close it.
03:48It's creepy.
03:50You don't need an insert, do you?
03:52There's room inside.
03:56It's a strange device.
03:58What is it?
04:00Isn't it you?
04:02What?
04:04It's dark.
04:06What?
04:08What?
04:16He didn't notice.
04:18He didn't notice here.
04:20It's strange.
04:28It's dark.
04:30I don't understand.
04:38Go away.
04:40I've never heard of it.
04:46It's scary.
04:48What is it?
04:50It's true.
04:52If you close the wall poster,
04:54it'll be very simple.
04:58It's too difficult.
05:00It's too difficult.
05:02It's a mystery.
05:04It's a story of Tamayo.
05:06Panty take.
05:08Panty take.
05:10It's the last dance.
05:12It's very realistic.
05:14I'm still angry.
05:16It's better to be realistic.
05:18It's realistic.
05:20The next entertainer is...
05:24O-Higashi and Gamble Gorilla.
05:26O-Higashi and Gamble Gorilla.
05:32Let's watch it.
05:36What's this?
05:40It's a partition.
05:48What's that?
05:50It's like a sweater.
05:54It's like a partition.
05:58There's something on the back.
06:00It's Mr. Kawasaki's poster.
06:02What's this?
06:04It looks fun.
06:08What was he doing?
06:10He's wearing Otsuru Hima's costume.
06:12The door is locked.
06:14He noticed it.
06:16The door is locked.
06:18Hey!
06:20It's simple.
06:22It's a reaction of a person who was locked up.
06:26What's this?
06:28It's like a partition.
06:30I've never seen it.
06:32What's this?
06:36Attention!
06:38It's meaningless.
06:42His face.
06:46It's not the face of Netanyahu.
06:48He's not laughing.
06:52It's the face of an old man.
06:54It's the face of an old man.
06:56Don't do that.
06:58Don't do that.
07:04It's like an animation.
07:06It's like an animation.
07:08It's like an animation.
07:12It's a partition.
07:14It's a partition.
07:16It's noisy.
07:18What should I do?
07:20I have to work at 7 o'clock.
07:22I have to work at 7 o'clock.
07:24I have to work at 7 o'clock.
07:26It's a partition.
07:28Then do my silly work!
07:32They try to escape as they see a've got locked up.
07:34They try to escape as they see a've got locked up.
07:36They try to escape as they see a've got locked up.
07:38They try to escape as they see a've got locked up.
07:42Nice.
07:44I want to see to escape.
07:46As you see in animation,
07:48How about the people who have been locked up?
07:52He trembles.
07:54I don't think I can get out of here.
08:00The next situation is...
08:03Karaoke.
08:05The entertainer who was invited to this room is...
08:09Karaoke?
08:12Oh, it's Higo.
08:14Good morning.
08:15He might be a bit weak.
08:17Good morning.
08:18He's a bit weak.
08:19He's a bit weak.
08:20Wait a minute. Alone?
08:21Alone?
08:22What do you mean?
08:23Huh? Good morning.
08:25It's a woman.
08:26It's Higo.
08:28It's Mariko.
08:30It's Mariko.
08:31It's Higo.
08:32It's Mariko.
08:33It must be fun.
08:34It's Higo.
08:35It's Mariko.
08:36It must be hard.
08:37How long will this go on?
08:38You're doing it, too.
08:39You're doing it, too.
08:42Hideki.
08:43Hideki.
08:44Hideki.
08:46What are you doing?
08:47It's not Hideki.
08:48It's not Hideki.
08:49He's too senior.
08:51The three entertainers who called out are these three who are good at singing.
08:55Let's get started.
08:59Please.
09:00Where do we sit?
09:01Where do we sit?
09:02There's a door.
09:06You're closing it too much.
09:07You're closing it too much.
09:08It's really scary.
09:09It's really scary.
09:10Wait a minute.
09:11Wait a minute.
09:12Oh, no.
09:13Wait a minute.
09:14Really?
09:15I saw something.
09:16No, no, no.
09:17No, no, no.
09:18No, no, no.
09:19No, no, no.
09:20You're going to get killed.
09:21No, no, no.
09:22No, no, no.
09:23I'm serious.
09:24Let's break it.
09:25Isn't it a gangster?
09:26Isn't it a gangster?
09:27This kind of thing happens often.
09:30Mail.
09:33Is it a message?
09:34I've locked it up.
09:35To escape, you have to get more than 95 points in karaoke.
09:40Wow.
09:41Even if it's just one song.
09:43However, you must sing in a three-person relay.
09:47Wow.
09:48Wow!
09:49That's crazy!
09:50That's crazy!
09:5195p is pretty high.
09:53It's really high!
09:54By the way, how old are you guys?
09:57You're doing karaoke properly.
09:59It looks fun.
10:00It's fun to do karaoke at first.
10:02It's the hottest in the 90s.
10:04It's already...
10:05Komuro...
10:06Komuro is hot.
10:07Komuro is hot.
10:08Komuro is hot.
10:09Komuro is hot.
10:10Komuro is hot.
10:11Komuro is hot.
10:12Komuro is hot.
10:13Komuro is hot.
10:14Komuro is hot.
10:15Komuro is hot.
10:16Komuro is hot.
10:17It's hot, but...
10:18It's nostalgic. I like it, too.
10:20I don't know the rest.
10:21Do you know this part?
10:22The other side of the night sky.
10:23I see.
10:24I can do it.
10:25Let's try it with a screen swap.
10:26Let's try it with a screen swap.
10:27Let's see how many points we get.
10:29Screen swap?
10:30Screen swap?
10:31Screen swap?
10:32Screen swap?
10:33Screen swap?
10:44It's like a man.
10:48It's like a man.
10:50It's like a man.
10:51It's like a man.
10:54It's good.
10:55It's good.
10:56I forgot.
10:57I forgot.
10:58I know.
11:00It's good.
11:04It's like a man.
11:09I can expect HIDEKI.
11:14It's low from the surroundings.
11:17What are you doing?
11:19It looks fun.
11:20Don't you know this song?
11:22I don't know.
11:24You're singing the wrong melody.
11:29This song is funny.
11:30This song is funny.
11:31This song is funny.
11:33It's the best.
11:43You're singing like Atsushi.
11:45You're singing like Atsushi.
11:48You don't know this song?
11:49I don't know this song.
11:50I don't know this song.
11:51You know this song.
11:52Over there, the sky, there's a class.
11:54Over there, the sky, there's a class.
11:55I don't know the chorus.
11:56I don't know the chorus.
11:57What's it going to be like?
12:06This is good.
12:07This is good.
12:08I think they'll get a high score.
12:09I don't know the song that much.
12:10The chorus...
12:12I want Mariko to do it.
12:14That's fine.
12:16I know the chorus.
12:18I'm pretty...
12:20I'm pretty sad right now.
12:22It's karaoke.
12:24Simple karaoke.
12:26Let's finish before this mic gets smelly.
12:28That's right.
12:30It smells.
12:32I'll do this.
12:34Help me.
12:36What?
12:38Mariko will do it.
12:40She's singing.
12:42On stage.
12:44What?
12:50Charaka.
12:52Men can't do this.
12:54I don't know.
12:56You're good.
12:58I'll do it.
13:00I thought it was an audition.
13:02It's not a show.
13:06It's a relay.
13:08Everyone says they don't know.
13:14She's doing it.
13:16Hideki, you don't know?
13:18I don't know.
13:20It's okay.
13:22It's okay.
13:24Let's hold hands.
13:30I don't need this.
13:36I don't want to see their YouTube channel.
13:44I've seen a lot.
13:46I've seen a lot.
13:48I can't do this.
13:50I've been doing this since high school.
13:52Really?
13:54You're blowing the mic.
13:56It's too close.
13:58It smells.
14:00It's bright.
14:02It's a duet.
14:04It's a super comedian.
14:06It's a duet.
14:08It's a duet.
14:10It's a duet.
14:12How about Anayuki?
14:14I know Anayuki.
14:16It's a duet.
14:18It's a duet.
14:20Can I say something weird?
14:22It's a duet.
14:24Where are you?
14:26I'm looking for you.
14:28I'm looking for you.
14:30It's a duet.
14:32I was thinking the same thing.
14:34Where are you?
14:36I'm looking for you.
14:40We're just watching the karaoke of our juniors.
14:42We're just watching the karaoke of our juniors.
14:44He's singing.
14:48What's going on?
14:50It's a duet.
14:52I feel like I'm watching a duet.
14:54I feel like I'm watching a duet.
14:56A man and a woman's duet.
14:58A man and a woman's duet.
15:00A man and a woman's duet.
15:02I feel like I'm watching a duet.
15:08I can't do this.
15:10I'm not going.
15:12Some might quit.
15:14I'm just two.
15:16I'm just two.
15:18The least good two in the world.
15:20Open the door and let me in.
15:22Open the door and let me in.
15:24Open the door and let me in.
15:26Now!
15:28Now we're two.
15:30Now we're two.
15:32I can't do this.
15:34Can I say something weird?
15:36Get married to me.
15:38Can I say something weird?
15:40Of course!
15:42Why is it so hard?
15:44It's a tight circle.
15:46It's a tight circle.
15:48Is this okay to air on TV?
15:50Is this okay?
15:52You can't air this on TV.
15:56It's a tight circle.
16:00However...
16:02I want you to come to me.
16:06You can do it!
16:08You can do it!
16:10You can do it!
16:12You can do it!
16:14After this,
16:16even if they keep singing,
16:18they can't get over 90 points.
16:20This is bad!
16:22This is bad!
16:24This is bad!
16:26I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:30I'm sorry.
16:32After you let me down with your technique...
16:38That's good!
16:40But it's the best!
16:42After this,
16:44even if they keep singing,
16:46they can't get over 90 points.
16:48This is bad!
16:50Even if they keep singing,
16:52they can't get over 90 points.
16:54This is bad!
16:56Even if they keep singing,
16:58they can't get over 90 points.
17:00You should aim for something.
17:02You should aim for something.
17:06But he's singing.
17:12His voice is getting tired.
17:14His voice is getting tired.
17:20He's smiling.
17:26That's good.
17:28He's good.
17:30He's good.
17:38He's good.
17:48That's good.
17:54That's good.
17:56It's a little bit different, isn't it?
17:58Use more vibrato.
18:06Use more vibrato.
18:12Mariko is pulling her legs a little bit.
18:18She's playing the bass.
18:20She's playing the bass of DORICAMO.
18:22It's crazy.
18:24I don't want to cheer for her at all.
18:26This room.
18:28It's a little bit like a circle.
18:38If you take off your glasses, it looks like you.
18:40It doesn't look like me.
18:42But it's the best.
18:44It's definitely coming.
18:46How is it?
18:48It's over 90.
18:50It's over 91.62.
18:52It's really good.
18:54But it's over 90 for the first time.
18:58Finally,
19:00they found the perfect song for the three of them.
19:02If you narrow it down to 2,
19:04it's going to be over 90.
19:06It's going to be over 90.
19:10All you have to do is to maximize the power.
19:14It's impossible to sing the same song.
19:16I see.
19:20Can you see your future?
19:24What the three of them are watching is
19:28a voice training course on YouTube.
19:34You have to rely on this.
19:38The point is to add a vowel to the end of the word.
19:40For example,
19:42if it's a circle,
19:44you have to sing like this.
19:50It's quite difficult.
19:54Imagine your last future.
20:00He's conscious.
20:04It's too cool.
20:14You're the worst.
20:20He's stretching it.
20:26He's stretching it too much.
20:32It's getting worse.
20:34It was much better at the beginning.
20:36But it's to increase the score.
20:40He didn't stretch it at all.
20:44He's stretching it.
20:50He's stretching it too much.
20:58He didn't stretch it at all.
21:00He didn't get 95 out of 100 million.
21:02This is crazy.
21:06He's laughing a lot.
21:08He's laughing a lot because it's late at night.
21:10He's having fun.
21:14He's having fun.
21:16This is weird.
21:26He's doing a headstand.
21:28He's getting better.
21:30It's not about the score.
21:32It's just that the three of them are having fun.
21:34It's 100%
21:36It's 100%
21:38He's going to get a score.
21:40He's going to get a score.
21:42He's going to get a score.
21:44He's having fun.
21:58He didn't stretch it at all.
22:00He didn't stretch it at all.
22:02That's my line.
22:04That's my line.
22:06That's my line.
22:08That's my line.
22:12It's 90.
22:14It's 90.
22:26That's all.
22:28That's a problem.
22:30That's a problem.
22:32Let's play it again.
22:34Let's play it again.
22:36Let's play it again.
22:38It's hard to say,
22:40The base of Dori-Kamu?
22:41I'm a girl, too. I'm Dori-Kamu Tata.
22:44I'll lock you up in this room.
22:46I'll lock you up in the room of hell.
22:49Oh, he's here.
22:52Good morning.
22:54Why did you lock me up?
22:57It's like, we can't lock you up.
23:10I'm going to do this.
23:15Hey!
23:17What?
23:19Reseday
23:21Two-way
23:23Resist
23:25Three-way
23:27Resist
23:29Four-way
23:31Resist
23:33Five-way
23:35Hey!
23:37That's it!
23:41That's it, damn!
23:45With the common opinion of all the staff,
23:50I'm going to lock you up.
23:53Don't come out to the world.
23:55I'm going to eat you up.
23:57I can't, I can't, I can't.
23:59I can't do that.
24:00That's it!
24:01Hey!
24:02Wait!