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00:00I'll see you in the next episode!
00:30It's 10 o'clock.
00:32You are doing this for animals.
00:35You don't have to watch Homosapi.
00:39But if you don't, this will be a problem.
00:42You can't do it in the middle of the night.
00:47What is this?
00:49Let me talk to you.
01:00人間研究所
01:30We are glad to have you here today.
01:32I'm glad to be here.
01:34You are not here for humans.
01:36You are here today.
01:38You were here at the special edition.
01:42Yes, I'm Murashige.
01:44Nice to meet you.
01:46I'm in the cage from this time.
01:50You may run away when this program is broadcasted all over the country.
01:54I can't run away.
01:56Rumor has it that you run an online casino.
02:00That's dangerous.
02:02It's just started.
02:04Let's go.
02:06What is it?
02:08I heard that.
02:10When Homosapien released it, he said,
02:12Follow me.
02:14What is it?
02:16It's late at night.
02:18It's short.
02:20It's time to go to the main subject.
02:22Please go to the main subject.
02:24Don't kill me.
02:26Please be careful with your words.
02:28It doesn't make sense if you are in charge.
02:30You are talking too much.
02:34The first research topic is
02:38Famous homosapiens are afraid of being exposed to the Internet.
02:42They can't do what they want to do.
02:48It's a celebrity homosapien, isn't it?
02:50Do you want to be exposed to the Internet?
02:52Do you hate it?
02:54I hate it.
02:56When I go to a private spa, I am exposed to the Internet.
02:58We are exposed to the Internet when we are using the spa.
03:02That's right.
03:04We are exposed to the Internet because we look good.
03:08I'm exposing my anus.
03:10I think it's okay.
03:12I can't expose my anus because I'm in the way.
03:16I want you to expose your anus.
03:18I want to expose my anus.
03:20Oh
03:50Oh
04:20But
04:50no koto
04:53Kono he no mokugeki joho ga s ns ni sarasarete shimau no ka o chousa suru
04:59Kore ga yakkari nan da kono sns tte no ga saki kara
05:02sugu ne kakaetari shichau n desu yo
05:04mokugeki joho toka
05:06music
05:08music
05:10music
05:12music
05:14hai chita
05:16oki da oi
05:18sugoi suki n desu kimo
05:20machi chuka to kekko sebai mise ga oi desu ka
05:22sou na
05:24hito no me o kinisezu tabete ii dattara
05:26sebai de oishii machi chuka toka
05:28sou ii no o itte tabete mitai na
05:30aji yori mo tsuro no hirosa de kimenakya ikenai
05:34yukku wa jama kusen daro
05:36suru to
05:38kyakuseki suru ya i na ya
05:40music
05:42a mou miteru
05:44mou miteru
05:46o
05:48kizukareru
05:50hayaku mo tonari no seki ni suwaru homo sapi ga
05:52kirei na nidomi de
05:54himan ni kizuku
05:56yappa yumei tte koto da
05:58shikashi sonna koto wa okamainaku
06:00mazu wa
06:02yurinchi o hitotsu
06:04hitorisama de
06:06mazu yurinchi tte iu no wa
06:08futsuu na no ka kore no ryo wa
06:10soshite
06:12kare tte kita na ore mo
06:14nanka dase
06:16nanka kumon dase dase dase
06:18kora no okawari waraimasu ka
06:20iku ne
06:22sugoi taberu na
06:24hontou da na
06:26party jan ka
06:28tada de sae semai machi
06:30chuuka ni iru koto ga
06:32sarashi no taishou ni nari yasui
06:34ni mo kakawarazu
06:36ijigen na oogui puri mo nokkari
06:38sugoi da
06:42nanka yattenda
06:44tonari no hito ga
06:46keita ite mo no ka sawatte mashite
06:48sennai de dare yori mo medatte shimatta
06:50himan
06:52hatashite
06:54gekisema chuuka o otozureta himan wa
06:56sarasarete shimatte
06:58iru no darou ka
07:00roketo oditsu kara
07:02hyou ni itaru made
07:04sns o kumanaku sousaku
07:06sono kekka
07:08osoraku sou da to omoareru
07:10toko o
07:12ikken hakken
07:14ittai
07:16sono naiyou to wa
07:30ikitakute mo ikenakatta
07:32gekisema chuuka o
07:34tsui ni otozureta himan
07:38roketo oditsu kara
07:40hyou ni itaru made
07:42sns o kumanaku sousaku shita
07:44kekka
07:46osoraku sou da to omoareru
07:48toko o
07:50ikken hakken
07:52sore ga kochira
07:54shigoto owari ni
07:56shinbashi no chuuka ryouriya ni ittara
07:58boku no kaunter no migiyoko ni
08:00mamataruto no ootsuru himan ite
08:02tenshon bakuage shite
08:04kaerigiwa ni koe kakurete
08:06tenshon bakuage
08:08kou iu no kekko aru aru nan desu yo ne
08:10kore de basho to iu mono ga
08:12tokutei sarachatta ni suru no de
08:14tonari no hito ka na are wa na
08:16are wa zettai tonari no hito ga
08:18tsuito tte iu mono o shite mashita ne
08:20tsuzuite
08:22himan futatsume no yokubou wa
08:24kankou meishou ka
08:26ude mo kumu no mo taihen da na
08:28koe nan da koe nan da
08:30onna no koto deeto chotto
08:32yatte mitai na
08:34ki ni naru onna no koto ga
08:36iru n desu kedo
08:38sasotte mo soto ni dere nai
08:40tte iu ka
08:42bare chau n desu yo ne
08:44dekasugirun de
08:46to iu koto de
08:48okonatta no wa
08:50kanzen kakushidori no
08:52deeto giji taiken
08:54koubi sun ja nai dero ne
08:56koubi wa shimasen
08:58kore ne koko tora retara
09:00ore bare rara
09:02ippatsu de
09:04suruto sasoku
09:06kocchi e nanabu no ka
09:08kocchi ningyou yaki da ne
09:10ore miteru za minna miteru no
09:12senbei mo kocchi
09:14oe mou miteru no
09:16sarani
09:18kastardo to monja ni shiyou ka na
09:20no
09:22hora hora
09:24kako chan ni shiyou ka na
09:26koto wa yoku nai koto n desu kedo
09:28yappa homo sapi yari gachi desu ne
09:30shikashi
09:32sonna koto ni mattaku kizuite inai
09:34nonki na himan wa
09:36senbei game
09:38mo dekiru kamo shi wa nai
09:40senbei game
09:42senbei game
09:44wo
09:46wo sugoi
09:48kenkyujou riyou shite yatta koto nai koto
09:50zenbo yatteru zo nanka
09:52hakuchuu doudou no
09:54koto no daitan purei ni
10:08soshite deeto no last wa
10:10sugoi miteru zo
10:12yumei nan desu yo
10:14sugoi okkii na
10:16sarasareru risuku ga
10:18kakudani agaru
10:20ginrikisha to yara ni nori
10:22noriten na kore
10:24asakusa no machi wo kakenukeru ni hiki
10:26joshi ga okikattara zettai norenai no
10:28suruto
10:30kaihoukan kara
10:32eee
10:34sugoi
10:36kore omae koubi sundaro
10:38oi oi kore wa ii no ka
10:40hitome wo kinisezu
10:42daitan na kyuu ai koudou wo
10:44kurikaeshita himan
10:46hatashite
10:48kekka wa
10:50ko made shitara sasugani sarasareteru
10:52janai desu ka ne
10:56sassoku
10:58sns wo sousaku suru mo
11:00eee
11:02nakanaka toukou wa miataranai
11:06mou nai ka to omowareta
11:08sono toki
11:10towaru
11:12ikken no toukou wo hakken
11:14sore ga
11:16kochira
11:20asakusa ni
11:22ootsuru himan wo otta
11:24simple na
11:26sugoi simple na sarasarekata
11:28yappari yumei nan darou na
11:30sore nare ni mirareteita koto
11:32tada ni shite wa
11:34koubi shiteru shashin toka sa
11:36koubi shiteru shashin wa atcha dame desu ne
11:38ee chotto matte kure
11:40dame nan da
11:42dame desu yo
11:44yappari hito ni miseru mono ja nai desu yo
11:46omaera nanka
11:48konakute komattetari sun darou
11:50da yo no
11:52minna ga yumei na hitotachi ga sa
11:54koubi wo hashin shite ittara ii nda yo
11:56sarashite ikeba ii nda yo
11:58kyouryoku suru ze
12:00sou desu ne tsutaete mimasu
12:02dare ni
12:04dekitou ni omae
12:06dare ka iru no ka daihyou ga tsutaereru
12:08oshi omoshiroku natte kita
12:10mou ippiki no
12:12hobosapi tsurete kite nda yo
12:14ee
12:16koto de
12:18stadio ni yobidashita
12:20nishikime no hikentai homosapi wa
12:22chotto nan desu ka kore
12:24haiyuu kato ryo
12:26jussai de
12:28genoukai debut shi
12:30kotoshi geireki nijyuu go nen
12:32nagaiki da na
12:34nagaiki na
12:36sou desu ne choko choko arimasu ne
12:38shashin torarete
12:40net news toka
12:42sns ni hirogerare chatte
12:44korete towareru nda na
12:46oikamashii no desu ne
12:48to iu koto de sassoku jikken kaihi
12:50yakiton genki no ogami desu
12:52kato ryo to omoshimasu
12:54kochira ga reikichu ni naru desu kedo
12:56nani?
12:58sekkyaku you nan de
13:00nani yaritai nda
13:02kore wa moshikashite
13:04nani yaritai no?
13:06kyou ichinchi
13:08yoroshiku onegai shimasu
13:10boku zutto baito yaritakatta desu yo
13:12zutto baito yaritakatta desu yo
13:14ima arigatai koto ni
13:16ironna kata ni shitte itadaita koto ni yotte
13:18kato ryo ga
13:20baito shiru dake de
13:22chotto omoshirogarare chattari toka
13:24katten na okusoku de
13:26ironna koto kangaerare chattari shite
13:28nakanaka hippo fumikomenai kanji desu ne
13:30koyaku jidai kara
13:32genokai hitosuji de
13:34arubaito keiken ga nai to iu kato
13:36sore shika yatta koto nain da
13:38jinsei keiken to shite
13:40ichido wa riyaru na
13:42baito wo taiken shitai sou
13:44nanka renshuu de
13:46ikkai
13:48tori yazu nama de
13:50tori yazu nama ya
13:52hoeta na ima
13:54kenshuu ga hitotori
13:56owatta tokoro de
13:58iyo iyo eigyou kaihi
14:04ningen wa minna wakai koro ni
14:06baito sun da yo na
14:08dakedo wakai koro kara mo
14:10mein no shigoto ga aru kara
14:12yatta koto nai toro ga na
14:14omokai
14:16isu ni ana ga aiten no wa nani
14:18unko dekiru yo datten no?
14:20chigai masu chigai masu
14:22namabeeru desu
14:24hoshiagare
14:26hatsu sekkyaku ni challenge suru mo
14:28umaku tokekonde iru no ka
14:30kizukarete inai yousu
14:32shikashi
14:34moriawase
14:36moriawase roppon hitotsu to
14:38saranankotsu to genkidama
14:40saranankotsu ikko
14:42uchinagare uchinagare uchinagare
14:44iu dake ja nai mitai da na
14:46uchikondari toka shinai to ikenai shiyo
14:48sumimasen yo kyou kara da
14:50sumimasen gomenasai mo ima meccha tenpatteru nisu
14:52sumimasen gomenasai
14:54nanka mometen ja
14:56chuumon de temadoru kato kara
14:58senpai staff ga
15:00chuui o sorasou to suru ga
15:02e?
15:04ara nanka yutteru zo
15:06kao koi
15:10namae koso wakatte inai you da ga
15:12tsui ni
15:14hitokumi ni kizukarete shimatta
15:16suru to sono go mo
15:24o! bareteru bareteru!
15:26kore sarasareru zo!
15:28geinoujin
15:30kato ryo san
15:32mata dareka torun darou?
15:34keitai de
15:36saisho no hitokumi o kawakiri ni
15:38mise no kyaku ni tsugi tsugi to
15:40kizukarete shimau
15:42sore ni osoreta no ka
15:46nani nani datte yaritakattan darou?
15:48iya kizukaremasu ne
15:50yappa ne
15:52tabi kao dashiteru to wareru
15:54to iu koto de
15:56shibaraku wa soto de
15:58yobikomi o suru koto ni
16:00tsui ni wa dekinain da kekkyoku wa
16:02kou naru to
16:04geinou de yatteru ningen to iu no wa
16:06hoka no shigoto o nanimo yakutatanei na
16:08honto da na
16:10konbanwa
16:12tsurete kurunda okyakusan
16:14koi kakete
16:16kyakuniku kyoushoku dakara na
16:18o! yatta!
16:20otegara jan ka otegara jan ka
16:22yokatta desu
16:24yokatta
16:26hena nakikata shita nai na
16:28kono seikou taiken de
16:30fukkireta no ka
16:32kaobare ni okusuru koto naku
16:34futatabi tenrai de
16:36sekkyaku o kaishi
16:38kuensansawa mega
16:40kuensansawa mega
16:42kuensansawa mega
16:44nakigoe ga deru you ni natte kitara
16:46sou desu ne dandan
16:48omatase shimashita
16:50aibou
16:52mitsukuro
16:54namae ga uzukashii
16:56tsuru to soko de
16:58kato no koudou ni henka ga
17:00hai
17:02haiyuu san ni nitenai
17:04haiyuu de
17:06haiyuu san janai
17:08kato
17:10sashin to mikurabete dou desu ka
17:12sashin desu
17:14honin nan desu ne
17:16yorokonde desu yo
17:18boku ga okyaku san to
17:20komunikeshon toru koto ni yotte
17:22sugoi minna moriagatte kudasatta
17:24omise no chikara ni
17:26nareta no ka na
17:28kore wa ii hanashi da ne
17:30sns de sarasare yasui
17:32to iu demeritto
17:34ijou ni
17:36jibun no sonzai ga
17:38okyaku san no shiawase ni natte iru
17:40koto ni kizuita to iu
17:42yeah
17:44moriagatte in janai
17:46okitogeta na
17:48sashin desu
17:50hai
17:52ninki mono desu ne
17:54yokatta desu
17:56kyou deaete yokatta desu
17:58omise no hito mo ureshii nda kore wa
18:00kizukareru tte iu no wa
18:02yokunai koto ka to omotta kedo
18:04yorokobarete nai ka
18:06kore wa mata atarashii hakken desu ne
18:08arubaito wo suru koto
18:10oyoso roku jikan
18:12kei gojuppiki wo koeru
18:14homosaki to
18:16sekkyoku teki ni fureai nagara no
18:18sekkyaku datta ga
18:20kore wa ii no?
18:22kore wa watashitachi ga yokereba
18:24ii desu yo ne
18:26mutsukashii renchuu da na
18:28kore wa hirogatte in janai ka
18:30nengan no izakaya baito wo jitsugen shita
18:32kato wa hatashite
18:34sns ni sarasarete shimatte
18:36iru no darou ka
18:38kou iu koto ni nattanda na
18:40nanka tanoshisou ni shiteta jan
18:42sugoi tanoshikatta desu yo
18:44tada dou sarasarete iru ka wakanna
18:46kowai! ki ni naru!
18:48deteru?
18:50kore kore
18:52kore ni kaiten da
18:54ki ni naru nanda?
18:56ikuzo!
18:58mekuzuo!
19:00aisho!
19:02matte matte
19:04mekutere mo
19:08yoshi staff!
19:10yoshi staff!
19:12ningen kenkyujo wa
19:14tver
19:16hulu de haishinchuu
19:18ikuzo!
19:20ikuzo! mekuzuo!
19:22mekutte kudasai!
19:24ii?
19:26mekutte ii?
19:28aisho!
19:30ikuzo!
19:32nani kore?
19:34kowai kowai
19:36nani kore?
19:38kore?
19:40nani kore?
19:42kore nani kono shoumei?
19:44chotto matte oi
19:46seisaku! konna shoumei iranai yo kowai
19:48nandemo kandemo ajitsuke shimatte
19:50aisho!
19:52matte matte
19:54mekutere mo
19:56zero ken?
19:58gyakuni chotto ano
20:00talent power teki ni dou nan desu ka?
20:02demo kore watashi omottan desu kedo
20:04koso koso shiteru kara
20:06sarashitaku naru dake de
20:08doudou to shiteta kara
20:10nakatta no ka na
20:12nee chotto matte
20:14kyoumi nasasugi janai?
20:16kyoumi arimasu?
20:18shinkou shite kudasai
20:20gomen mou jikan poi
20:22hai mou oshimari
20:24konna owari kata arun desu ka?
20:26kansou to ka kiite kudasai
20:28mou ore ga kono mode dattara
20:30muri tte iu koto dakara
20:32maji de?