Every time HEY BAWBY is said in a 1980sGamer skit. Part 2 of 2.
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00:00Hey Bobby, I just got a Nintendo for my birthday.
00:02You finally got one. I'll be right over.
00:05Hey Matt, what game did you get?
00:06Super Mario Bros. is totally awesome.
00:10That's the best game on the system.
00:11Wanna play?
00:12Sure.
00:15Wait, why do you keep ducking on the pipes like that?
00:17You can go down some of them to secret areas.
00:19Stop joking.
00:20I'm serious, I saw Napoleon do it.
00:22What?
00:26OH MY GOD!
00:27Hey Bobby, I just got a Nintendo and Super Mario Bros.
00:29Oh, you got one? I'll be right over.
00:33So how do you like it?
00:34A couple of years ago I had an Atari, but this is like 10 times better.
00:37I know, I never thought a video game could be this much fun.
00:40At the end of this level you should warp.
00:42Warp? What's that?
00:43Here, let me show you.
00:46Go up here and you can skip to world 2, 3, or 4.
00:50Wait, what?
00:53OH MY GOD!
00:54Hey Bobby, I need two AA batteries. Do you have any?
00:57Yeah, let me look around the house.
00:58Please bring them over before 3, I have to go out.
01:003 o'clock, I'll be there.
01:02AA batteries.
01:03Oh, there's one just sitting here.
01:05I just need to find one more.
01:06Hold on a second, I think this clock has one.
01:09Yes, that's two AA batteries.
01:11I'll just put this clock back.
01:13And it looks like I still have a few minutes to relax before 3.
01:15I'm just going to play a little Mario Kart.
01:17I wonder if it's time for me to leave yet.
01:20Time seems to be moving very slow.
01:22I took the battery out of the clock!
01:24Man, I found the batteries, but I forgot.
01:26Why did you let me down? It's 3 o'clock and I have to leave.
01:28I'm so sorry!
01:29Hey Bobby, I just got a Game Boy Color.
01:31Are you serious? I'll be right over!
01:33We're finally going to be able to see what Game Boy games look like in color.
01:36I've been waiting for this moment since the regular Game Boy came out.
01:38And I bought this special game.
01:40You see how it's black?
01:41That means the graphics are going to be in color.
01:43Whoa!
01:47Oh my god, did you see that?
01:48Yes, the colors look so good!
01:51The upgrade is absolutely incredible!
01:53I'm asking for one for Christmas.
01:54Bobby, I just got Mario 3. Do you want to come check it out?
01:56Of course, I'll be right over.
01:58Hey Matt.
01:59Hey, what's in the backpack?
02:00It's a surprise.
02:01Let's see how far we can get.
02:04If the game is brand new, why do you need to blow?
02:06Habit, I guess.
02:11Oh my god, Mario can fly now?
02:13Yeah, I learned that from The Wizard.
02:14I really want to see that movie.
02:16And I also learned this.
02:21What does that do?
02:22You'll see.
02:23Bobby, I don't want you boys playing this all day.
02:25Okay mom.
02:26Just show Bobby your new game and go outside.
02:28I don't care what she says, we're going to beat this game today.
02:31Hey Bobby, you ready for our trip?
02:33I'm excited!
02:34Sleep mode will drain your Switch battery.
02:36Instead, hold the power button for 5 seconds,
02:38select power options,
02:40and then turn off.
02:41That'll give us more time to smash!
02:43You mean Smash Brothers, right?
02:45Um...
02:46Hey Bobby, I just got GameCube.
02:48I'll come check it out.
02:49Hey guys.
02:50This is Mario Sunshine.
02:53Aside of Toys R Us.
02:54He's not impressed!
02:56You still play original Game Boy?
02:57And NES, they're really nostalgic.
02:59You're so retro!
03:01That type of gaming sounds fun!
03:03I think I just invented retro gaming.
03:05Hey Bobby.
03:06Ooh, let's play it!
03:07Two of the best games on one cartridge.
03:10Now let's try Duck Hunt.
03:14Why didn't you just hit reset?
03:16I don't know, I'm so used to changing games that way.
03:18Hey Bobby, check out these baseball cards.
03:20My dad bought me six cases of those.
03:22They're going to be worth a lot in the future.
03:24I can't wait to be rich!
03:26I remember these.
03:27I wonder how valuable they are now.
03:2981 cents!
03:32Hey Bobby, there's a game I want to borrow.
03:34Yeah, sure, come on over.
03:35Do you have Tetris?
03:36Yeah, here.
03:37What about Mario Land?
03:38You keep asking for the ones I'm playing.
03:40I swear this is the last one.
03:42You know what, just take my whole collection.
03:44Hey Bob, are you crying?
03:45My mom got me a Nintendo DS!
03:47I thought you wanted one.
03:48She traded in my Game Boy Advance to get it!
03:50These are worthless!
03:52I'm about to blow your mind.
03:53This slot opens up,
03:55and your GPA games go in here!
03:57This is incredible!
03:58Imagine if GPA was compatible with Game Boy games too!
04:01Hey Bobby, I just got a Playstation.
04:03No way, I'll be right over!
04:05Did you get a game?
04:06It's called Resident Evil.
04:07Never heard of it.
04:08I just started.
04:10Look at that zombie, it's like a movie!
04:12This is going to change horror games forever!
04:14Oh hey Bobby.
04:15You want to smash?
04:16Time out!
04:17Last time, this didn't end well for me.
04:19But I love Smash Bros.
04:20Time in, let's do it.
04:21It's time.
04:22But that's Goldeneye!
04:23We'll play that after.
04:24No!
04:25Hey Bobby.
04:26This is my cousin Tony from New York.
04:28I hear you play Nintendo.
04:29Yeah, what games do you have?
04:30You know, Zelda, Mario.
04:32You mean Mario?
04:33Same thing, we just say it different.
04:34I'm thirsty, got a glass of water?
04:36A glass of what?
04:37Hey Bobby, I'm looking for a summer job.
04:40You have one chance, put this on.
04:42Yes!
04:43Welcome to Stu's Classics.
04:44I want to trade this in.
04:45Ooh, a hundred bucks.
04:46It's a deal.
04:47How's business?
04:48I paid a hundred bucks for this.
04:50How's business?
04:51I paid a hundred dollars for a two hundred dollar game.
04:53The disc is not in here.
04:54Second day in the job and you're fired.
04:56Still, that's the longest I've ever been employed.
04:58Hey Bobby, can I borrow some games for my trip?
05:01Where are you going?
05:02Baseball game.
05:03Then why are you bringing Game Boy?
05:05Baseball's boring.
05:06But the stadium lights make the games look great.
05:09Hey Bobby, is that your game collection?
05:11I'm going all digital, you want them?
05:12Sure, I love physical games.
05:14Why?
05:15You have a backup if your console breaks.
05:16They come with cool inserts.
05:17And they look great on your shelf.
05:19I'll give you a hundred bucks for them.
05:20You talked me into keeping them.
05:22Hey Bobby, I just got the iPhone 15.
05:24How is it?
05:25It gets so hot I can barely even hold it.
05:26Ooh, I hope they can fix that.
05:27There's going to be a software fix tonight.
05:29Hey Matt, did Apple fix your iPhone?
05:31The update didn't download.
05:32It's okay, as long as I hold the iPhone with this ice pack, it's fine.
05:35Hey Bobby, I just got a Super NES.
05:37I can finally play the new Nintendo.
05:39I'm so excited to see this.
05:41It's a 3D flight simulator.
05:43Whoa!
05:44You can control a plane with just two buttons?
05:46This isn't like the NES controller.
05:48It has six buttons.
05:49Six buttons?
05:50Think of the possibilities!
05:52Hey Bobby, you want to play PlayStation?
05:54This is Bob his dad.
05:55He ain't home right now.
05:56Oh, okay.
05:57Come in.
05:58Hey Matt, can I take a gander?
06:00I didn't know you played video games.
06:02I love me the PlayStation.
06:03Me too, but I lost my memory card.
06:05You need original or PS2 8 megabyte version.
06:08You can come over whenever you want.
06:10Hey Bobby, can you bring over your Nintendo games?
06:13Only if you have my favorite bottle of water.
06:15Yeah, I'll go get one right now.
06:16I'll be right over.
06:17Crap!
06:18We don't have any more bottles.
06:19I'll have to refill an old one.
06:21Nothing's coming out.
06:23Mom, did you pay our water bill this month?
06:25Whoops!
06:26I gotta play those games.
06:28I know.
06:29This will have to do.
06:30He's here.
06:31Hey Matt, where's my fresh water?
06:33I am so thirsty.
06:37Mmm, see this is why I only drink fresh bottled water.
06:40Let's go play those games.
06:42Hey Bobby, prank Wilbur with that calculator.
06:44I'm gonna get him.
06:45Watch this.
06:46Watch this.
06:47Wilbur, what does this say?
06:485,318,008.
06:50Now turn the calculator upside down and read it.
06:52Okay.
06:53It says...
06:54Boobies!
06:56What did you say Wilbur?
06:57Detention!
06:59Hey Bobby, wanna play me in Mortal Kombat?
07:01Sure, I love that game.
07:04A-B-A-Y-A-B-B?
07:06Why are you pushing buttons already?
07:08The blood code.
07:09It's much cooler that way.
07:10The Super Nintendo version doesn't have that.
07:12What?
07:13This game stinks without blood.
07:14I'm going home.
07:15This is so much better.
07:16But Sega doesn't have the Mario games.
07:18Hey Bobby, think I could have a snack?
07:20Sure, have some Teddy Grahams.
07:22Thanks, I love these.
07:23Uh, Bear Grahams?
07:25Yeah, they're like the Walmart version.
07:26Your family's rich.
07:27You don't seem like you shop there.
07:28Yeah, and how do you think we became rich?
07:30By not buying the expensive store brands that are literally the same thing.
07:33You actually got a good point with that one.
07:35Hey Bobby, I just got The Last of Us for PS3.
07:38Cool.
07:39They're saying it's one of the best games ever.
07:40Aren't you getting it?
07:41I never buy games on release day.
07:42They're too expensive.
07:43Matt, I just got The Last of Us Remastered for PS5.
07:46Big deal.
07:47But you said it's the best game that everyone has to play.
07:49That game's 12 years old.
07:50Why are you rubbing that in my face now?
07:52Hey Bobby.
07:53Hey, I brought some music we can listen to.
07:55Let's listen to it on my PlayStation.
07:57Where's the CD?
07:58This is different.
07:59Bro, what is this?
08:01It doesn't fit.
08:03It's called a flash drive and it plugs into your computer.
08:05What?
08:06How many songs can it hold?
08:07That one's 32 megabytes, so about 10.
08:10This is incredible.
08:11An entire album that fits in the palm of my hand.
08:13Oh, hey Bobby.
08:14You still gaming your PS5?
08:16Yeah.
08:17You know the PC is far superior, right?
08:19Okay, I'm off.
08:20Where are you going?
08:21To trade these games in at the game store.
08:23I should be able to get two new games with the credit.
08:25What?
08:26I can't do that with my Steam games.
08:27I thought you said PC was superior.
08:29Hey Bobby, I actually got a PS5.
08:31No way.
08:32I'll be right over.
08:33How did you get one?
08:34They're sold out everywhere.
08:35That homeless guy Jed sold it to me.
08:37Open it up.
08:39Wait, why is there a Super Nintendo box inside?
08:41With a Game Boy inside of that.
08:43I'm getting my money back.
08:44That GBASP plays Game Boy, Game Boy Color, and Game Boy Advance games.
08:48Oh, seriously?
08:49I'm keeping it.
08:50Let's play.
08:51Hey Bobby, I just got Adventure Island 2.
08:53No way.
08:54I'll be right over.
08:55Do you like the game?
08:56Yeah, but it's kind of difficult.
08:58Hang on a minute.
08:59What are you doing?
09:00Finding you a code to use.
09:01Okay, on the tennis green push right, left, right, left, A, B, A, B.
09:04What does that do?
09:06Nothing's gonna happen.
09:07Just do it.
09:09Wait, is this a stage select screen?
09:11This is incredible.
09:12Hey Bobby, I finally bought a Nintendo 64.
09:15I gotta see your reaction when you see Mario in 3D.
09:18Is that it?
09:19Yeah, I'm opening it up right now.
09:20You're going to love it.
09:21Where's the game?
09:22You mean you didn't buy it?
09:23No, my previous Nintendo consoles all came with a Mario game.
09:26They stopped doing that with the N64.
09:28I spent all my money on this thing and I have nothing to play on it?
09:31Matt, relax.
09:32I brought my copy.
09:33Bobby, you're the best.
09:35Hey Bobby, wanna come play some MK?
09:37Yes, those games are the best.
09:39Hey Matt, I have Mario Kart for N64, Super Nintendo.
09:42Matt, Wii or my favorite, the GameCube version.
09:45Matt, I hate Mario Kart.
09:46I thought MK stood for Mortal Kombat.
09:48I love that game too.
09:49Let's play.
09:50Hey Bobby, I just got a Wii U.
09:52I've been wanting to try that.
09:54Can I try it out?
09:55Sure, have a seat.
09:56Where's the controller?
09:57Here you go.
09:58This is like a tablet.
09:59Yeah, now you can play games on that screen or the TV.
10:02See, it's ideas like this that's going to make the Wii U Nintendo's most successful console ever.