All 1980sGamer skits for the week of March 9, 2025. Includes skits for Sony PlayStation, Nintendo DS, NES and more!
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00:00Hey, Matt, can you show me your PlayStation because I was thinking about getting a CD player.
00:03Yeah, I'm listening to some music on it right now.
00:04How do you rewind and fast forward on a CD?
00:07You don't.
00:07With CDs, you can just skip the track instantly.
00:10Really? I need to get one of those.
00:11I thought you'd be happy because it's so much more advanced.
00:14I would be, but now I have to re-buy my whole music collection.
00:17Welcome to Burger King.
00:18If this is Burger King, why are you wearing a Medieval Times hat?
00:201980s gamer budget is low this month.
00:23I'll have a six-piece nugget.
00:24We only serve four or eight piece.
00:25Okay, then eight piece.
00:27Okay, here you go.
00:28Are those two nuggets from my bag?
00:30He wanted six and I'm hungry.
00:32Yes, we finally got GTA 6.
00:35I've been waiting so long for GTA 7.
00:42I quit. I'm never going to see what happens when you beat this game.
00:45Whoa, no way, my old Nintendo.
00:46What's Super Mario Brothers?
00:48I'm older now with faster reflexes.
00:53Wow, these things are really built to last.
00:56This is it?
00:59Yes, I've been waiting for this my whole life.
01:01I can't wait to see what happens.
01:05That's it? The game just resets?
01:07There are all my retro games.
01:08Wait, why am I in handcuffs?
01:10It's time to sell your games to the reseller, man.
01:12No! I'll buy all this for $5.
01:14Sold! This has got to be a nightmare.
01:16That was the worst room I've ever had.
01:18Off to my game room.
01:19That was so scary.
01:21Where are my games?
01:23Hello?
01:24Come on down to Stu's, we're having a big sale.
01:26It really happened!
01:28It's a Happy Mario Day at the game store.
01:30I'll just take this game.
01:31Would you like a free spin?
01:32Okay.
01:34You get the bonus!
01:35What's the bonus?
01:36That means you get Super Mario Land 1 and 2,
01:38Super Mario 64,
01:39Super Mario World,
01:40Super Mario 3D Land,
01:41Super Mario Brothers 1, 2, and 3,
01:43Super Mario Sunshine,
01:44Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2,
01:45and Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
01:47How do you stay in business giving away all this free stuff?
01:49It's a good thing Mario Day is just once a year.
01:52Give me your lunch money, nerd.
01:53Take it, just don't hurt me!
01:54You're going to give it to me every day.
01:56What a day.
01:57I'm going to play some Nintendo to cheer me up.
02:01There's no reason why I can't do this to Chad.
02:03Where's my money, geek?
02:04Not today, Chad.
02:05Hi-ya!
02:06Oh!
02:06Ooh.
02:07Whose money is this?
02:09It's mine!
02:10Where the flip did you learn kung fu?
02:12I have a Nintendo at home.
02:13Hi, man, whatcha playing?
02:15Mario World, but I'm about to give up.
02:17What's wrong?
02:18I can't get past these guys.
02:20See?
02:21You gotta block the balls.
02:22You can't.
02:23Watch and learn.
02:25Just keep using your cape,
02:26and you'll go right through them.
02:28Oh, my God!
02:29Who's at the door?
02:30Hi, Napoleon's grandma.
02:32Napoleon has a stomach virus.
02:33I heard.
02:33I brought him a care package.
02:35He's over there.
02:36Hi, Matt.
02:37I brought this for you.
02:38Give it back to me when you're feeling better.
02:39This will give me something to do while I sit in the toilet.
02:42On second thought, you can keep that Game Boy.
02:44Hey, Napoleon, are you okay?
02:46Someone stole my 2DS.
02:47Let's see if we can find it.
02:49Wilbur, have you seen a 2DS?
02:50Gee, I just saw Stu with one.
02:51Let's go to his store.
02:53Welcome to Stu's Classics.
02:55That looks just like mine.
02:56Can I see that 2DS?
02:57It's $300.
02:58Why should we pay you if it was stolen?
03:01That's from my personal collection.
03:02Then how do you explain this photo?
03:04Why the sigma didn't I delete that?
03:07If I have $40, how much more do I need for a $60 game?
03:10That's so easy.
03:11Didn't you learn anything in grade school?
03:13Yeah, why don't I know this?
03:14Okay, Matt, what's 40 plus 20?
03:16Ooh, a Squirtle.
03:17Give me that book.
03:18No!
03:19Detention!
03:21So what did you actually learn back then?
03:22Pokemon Center's heal your Pokemon?
03:25How much money did we make today, son?
03:27None, this kid kung-fu'd my face.
03:29Show me where he's at.
03:30Okay, class dismissed.
03:31Let's go.
03:33It's Chad.
03:34And why is Stu with him?
03:35I understand there was a situation earlier.
03:37Chad kept taking our lunch money.
03:39He's gonna hurt you real bad, man.
03:40Shut it and let me do the talking.
03:42Excuse me, do you go to school here?
03:44Meet us at the playground in the morning.
03:46And if you don't show up, you're dead.
03:48Not if my plan works.
03:49Come back to my house with me.
03:51This new Mario game is so good.
03:52I want it, but I have to wait.
03:54Just buy it digitally like me.
03:55I already pre-ordered a physical copy.
03:57I'm waiting for my mom to take me to the game store
03:59so I can pick it up.
04:00See, that's why you never buy physical games.
04:02Hey, Bob, you wanna come play some MK?
04:05Yes, those games are the best.
04:06Hey, Matt, I have Mario Kart for N64, Super Nintendo.
04:10Matt, Wii, or my favorite, the GameCube version.
04:12Matt, I hate Mario Kart.
04:13I thought MK stood for Mortal Kombat.
04:16I love that game, too.
04:17Let's play.
04:18Meet me at the playground in the morning.
04:20Come on, Napoleon, I have a plan.
04:21What's your plan?
04:23I already beat Chad by learning Kung Fu.
04:24Now it's time to learn some new fighting moves.
04:28I think I'm prepared for tomorrow.
04:29I'll see you at the playground.
04:31Are you ready to get your butt kicked?
04:33Let's do it.
04:34Get him, Matt.
04:35You gotta be quicker than that.
04:38Oh, no.
04:39Nobody messes with my students.
04:41Grandma?
04:44Where the flip did you learn that?
04:46I have a Nintendo, too.
04:48You still play on your PS5?
04:50Of course, it's a great console.
04:51Yeah, but you're restricted to the TV.
04:53I can take my Switch with me anywhere.
04:56I'm done, let's go get some pizza.
04:58You can play on the way.
04:59I can't, my battery's dead and I'm in the middle of a game.
05:01Now who's restricted?
05:05I give up, this star is impossible to get.
05:07You need to ground pound.
05:09Ground pound?
05:10It's a new feature in Mario 64.
05:13You go up to the post,
05:14hit jump and Z three times,
05:17then the chain chomp will break the jail,
05:19and you can get the star.
05:21Oh, my God!
05:32It's me, Mario.
05:34Hello.
05:36Hey, Bobby, I just got a Wii U.
05:38I've been wanting to try that.
05:39Can I try it out?
05:40Sure, have a seat.
05:41Where's the controller?
05:42Here you go.
05:43This is like a tablet.
05:45Yeah, now you can play games on that screen or the TV.
05:47See, it's ideas like this is going to make the Wii U
05:49Nintendo's most successful console ever.
05:51How large are Switch 2 games going to be?
05:53Should we make them bigger?
05:54Yes, people have been losing Switch games
05:56because they're so small.
05:57That's what we want.
05:58If they lose a game, they have to rebuy it
05:59and we make double the money.
06:00Ooh, that is good.
06:02So what should we do?
06:03Switch 2 games are going to be the size of micro SD cards.