In today's video, me and my friends played drunk builder simulator, a game where we try to sneak drinks on a construction site without getting caught by the foreman
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00:00Welcome to drunk builder simulator. That's right. We're going to be drunk and we're going to be building things in this game
00:06It's a lot of fun and crazy
00:12So be you little smiley boys up. Yeah, we're both drunk and Finn is basically going to try to sober us up if
00:20Josh hey if he yeah you if it makes you sober Josh you lose the game
00:26It's our job to keep me. I just escaped. I'm good. I thought I just died
00:32No, I'm good
00:37Right stop yapping, I'm escaping. Okay. Well the question marks as well as where we go
00:43That's where we gotta build things
00:49Guys I'm making food
00:51Wait, how are you pooping? I want to figure out how to poo. I'm making food
00:55Okay, stop saying that it's it's really grossing me out a little bit. All right, I need to hey Josh
01:01I think the fall that is right behind me
01:04Okay, wait. Oh wait, I can think I can get stuff out of this. He's after me Josh run wait get in here where
01:14Dude Finn you're on my case dude. I'm not even that drunk bro. I swear Josh escaped
01:21I swear I'm allowed to be on at a workplace. I swear. It's okay. Dang it. I know how to be safe
01:29You're extremely drunk. I got some out bro. I jumped up that high. Yes. See that's what Finn does
01:35No, he doesn't know how to parkour where you got alcohol Josh. I think so. How do I get it?
01:39You got it. You give me a little ball. Hey, I'm taking so that was a good one credit
01:45Why did you pick this game?
01:47Because I thought it would be a fun thing to do with my friends, right?
01:55I'm still trying to get to my building test. Dude. You need to leave me alone Vin, dude
02:01I'm about to sober up cuz I don't I can't find any alcohol around alcohol and I've got this you can both get back to
02:07Work, I'm telling you to get alcohol dude. Wait, we're what really they're like cardboard. Ah, they're like cardboard looking boxes
02:15Your union can't save you now crap he's right there. He's always right behind me the fall man. Oh
02:23Dang it one of him. No, he's gonna get me Josh. That was close
02:30I'm about to run out of alcohol dude. No one's recognizing my joke about four men. I don't get it. I
02:37Felt something good. It says but finish
02:40I
02:42Didn't even get to drink one
02:48What did I even get I think I can heal you Craner where you can come save me
02:54Yeah, as long as Finn doesn't see me. I mean it would be nice cuz Finn was just on my butt that entire game, dude
03:00Oh, no, I actually drank it myself. Oh, you accidentally drank it, huh?
03:05Yeah, have some have it have a shot. Oh, yes, are you giving me alcohol?
03:11Hate this guy hidden hidden in plain sight. Give me that bottle myself
03:22Slappy time
03:24Okay
03:26Let me help a brother. This is just this is chaotic Finn. This is I'll let you guys get on with it
03:33I'll take Josh instead. Ah, okay. That's fine with me
03:40Okay, so says I found something good right what I do with that
03:46Flying oh, dude, I'm gonna box was empty. Oh, there it is. I see it. Oh my god. I finally got it
03:55Right there, I'm drunk again and Finn can't stop me bro, bro. Stop drinking on the job
04:01How many times so I will report you? Okay. Now I've just got to make my way over this very dangerous bridge
04:07Yeah, I'm actually feel like I'm getting somewhat good at this
04:10I can't get to the freaking question mark and I think that's where I got a build. Isn't it?
04:17Yeah, yeah, but how do I even yes there wait
04:25Progressing yeah. Yeah. I mean someone's got to figure out it. Please be alcohol in it. Please be I'll go on it
04:30Okay, this was ridiculous. Yes
04:33Where is it? Okay, you know what?
04:36Hold on a job though. I am we supposed to get things done
04:40I am NOT gonna care about anything else than drinking and you know what? I might also poop. How do you poop Josh?
04:48You got a whole right click. I think
04:50Really whenever Finn hits things it sounds like it's right next to
05:03Drug friend
05:10Drink in the toilet. That's so helpful. Wait, there's toilets. We gotta visit to poop
05:21I'm just honest days work. Okay, you know what Josh as long as you progress with the building
05:26I can always distract the fall man. Oh, look. I have finally got here
05:31Nice. What's the task? Well, I don't know I had to fix. Oh my god. I think I broke my back
05:43Yeah, you got me a little bit but luckily I'm drunk enough to handle it dude
05:48None of my watch climbing up is is crazy. Hi. No, no
05:54Yes progress one. No
06:05Stop spanking me Finn. I swear to God I will I'll get drunk again and you can't stop me. No, you won't Josh
06:17Oh
06:22Okay, I know how this game works now I get it I need to find alcohol
06:26It took you like three to four business days to understand that I need to drink it, bro
06:32There it is. That's how it's not right there. Give me that alcohol. I've got a new task up here
06:38How are you doing with your life? It's getting punked now. Yeah, he is
06:43You can go to a toilet and get poo ready
06:46Oh, wait. Yeah, that's how it works. Oh the potter putty
06:57Honestly, I don't know how we're playing
07:00This might actually be the worst game we've ever played. Oh my goodness
07:05All I can hear is Craner doing a poo right and I don't even think it's working cuz I still got three pools
07:11Doing me. Hey, that's rude
07:13You don't wait for a man to get out of the toilet like that, dude. Thank you. Oh, yes. No stop leave my poo alone, bro
07:29Need a play credit bring that plank
07:32The one that you just walk by I'm drunk, bro. What do you expect from me?
07:35Craner Connie crying I can't help you
07:38Plank this fall man is after me, dude
07:47Raina how many times are you running after me, dude? I don't know what to do
07:53I'm gonna complete this next task. Yeah complete the task Josh
07:57Is he behind me? I guess he is right? I don't know. I can't see anything but just complete
08:03the task Josh
08:05Okay
08:08Josh I was saying it so you could get me Josh
08:12Yeah, I are you kidding me? You're just leaving me alone out here. I can't believe it Josh
08:17I cannot believe it right now
08:22Think I need to get away from him. He's honestly not that good at chasing. Oh, I'm really good, but you guys are fast
08:29I
08:32Also have to get alcohol stop spanking me I'm dead Finn
08:35I have to get alcohol to be able to resurrect you don't you don't see me out here Finn all sober and sad
08:47Come back a boy. I'm low. I'm low. I'm low at all. No, we're both gonna lose to Finn dude. Yeah, you are
08:56Daddy King Finn gets the boys
09:01I
09:14Mean
09:20Game so much. Okay, Josh. I think it's time for you to give up
09:27Finn yeah
09:29I win, baby
09:30Okay, can we all just agree? This is the worst game we've ever played but I agree but it's great
09:36And we get to see who the next fall man is now. Okay, I think my drunk friend this time is Finn
09:43Bro, what what is this? You're fooling Malak. Oh, oh the fall man is after us. Watch out
09:48Oh, oh, oh, so Finn let me get you up to speed on how to do this as this guy
09:55Can't can't but but the cut oh my god board boxes
09:58You want to hit them with your hammer inside of them? Sometimes is alcohol drink it to stay drunk
10:04Okay. Thank you. If you see a question mark on your map, that's where you've got a task to handle
10:10All right, I will remember this. Thank you. I hope so. I mean I just said all that for
10:16Josh
10:17Why is everybody always after me? Who's your like literally a yellow like?
10:23Finish oh, whoa. Whoa. Oh
10:29Boy
10:32Sober me up. I'm not ready to be so bad boy
10:40Finn I need you to distract him, bro
10:43Bad boy, stop bad boying me Josh. Oh, no, I'm gonna get sober now. I'm actually this is so bad
10:50Dang it. Dang it. Oh, no
10:54That's to interact what our crap I got sober dude, all right, it's okay bro, it's
11:02Fin you have to save me
11:07Bad boy
11:09bad boy
11:11I
11:15Thought it was terrible when Finn was a poor man, but it's worse with Josh's
11:21It's a lot worse with Josh's the foreman. Is it is it is it cooling?
11:29Okay
11:41I
12:06Don't know
12:12Oh
12:17We're gonna we're gonna let me decide if we can keep that in the video or not
12:21But if we didn't that it sounded like this and we could all hear it. That's why we were giggling. Okay, why are you?
12:28Well, I don't know I don't I don't want to have control over his bodily functions like progress mean
12:41I'm falling and I can't get up. I
12:46Gotta pull a poo out and then oh, how am I getting stuck everywhere?
12:52I'm under the map. Are you ready?
12:59Where are you me?
13:02I
13:10Gotta be honest. Josh is really good at being a drunk builder. I
13:15Think it says something about him, you know, yeah
13:24You build when you're drunk what yeah, that's how he builds things
13:31Did you just hit me no
13:34Yeah, hit Josh once though bad Josh bad bad Josh. Why can't I pick anything up?
13:41Do I did I lose you already? I don't actually need to like save
13:51Just you wanna save me no, I don't I think I can do pretty well without saving you it's not hard. Okay, that's okay
13:57Thank you for telling us man
13:59Seriously
14:01Just bring some alki my way
14:09I'm gonna toss myself. Are you gonna come save your friend? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah
14:16Thank you in the bed waiting behind a container
14:22Bedroom bedroom, why are you saying bedroom? What?
14:26Bedroom is this code word?
14:31Banking me who play yeah
14:34There it is. You're bad. Naughty boy. I'm tired of saving you dude. I do I don't need to say save me once
14:40Okay, so get your ass. I do you are floating and right of the light to you're like a drug angel
14:47I'm an angel probably just finish this
14:49Yeah
14:51Yeah, cranny you kind of gonna get Josh otherwise the game's gonna you I'm just really enjoying this
14:57You know spanking you. Yeah
15:00And all that. I wait. Are you yawning Finn? I'm sorry
15:04I'm sorry me. You're boring me. You know what being the fall man is a lot harder than I thought it was
15:12You're just one guy, but I guess it's because I'm used to being just one guy. You're the man. That's what you are
15:17Okay, that has to be edited out
15:21Can't include that Josh. There's not gonna come by me. I'm just gonna finish the game. Yeah, but where are you?
15:32How about you suck it Finn I haven't seen Josh in forever
15:37But yeah, that's what I wanted. What was that? My task is out of reach. Oh nice, so you can't
15:48Are you are too fast
15:54I got the son of my eyes, bro. First person sucks
16:04How do you whip a poopy I don't know he's really good at it you must have a
16:09I've got a poo guy. I've tried pooping so many times. Okay, what a guy I've got a guy
16:14Oh
16:20Okay, that's one that was one spank you bad boy you got no poop in me
16:26That's how I hope he doesn't have poop in you, dude
16:32Do you stop doing that Josh very frustrating very frustrating. Yeah, Josh is frustrated to stop it
16:44I'm shit
16:55Drinking in the toilet
16:57I'm a multi-tasker. He's drinking his way
17:01Okay, Finn who in blood?
17:03There it is. I got I got him one. Oh, bro. You got me. It is getting sober without getting hit. I swear I'm
17:10You are so bad
17:12And so am I right now? Honestly, I don't even have enough alcohol to wake you up. Thank you. Don't oh, oh, right
17:18Oh, bro. That's what I'm talking about
17:23Where are you?
17:27You get back here drunky, but you'll get back here
17:31You get back here drunk guy guys. Are you done yet? No, we're still chasing each other
17:37Oh
17:38Dude, I can't catch up to him Craya. How have you not?
17:44He's the slipperiest little rat
17:48Oh
17:58Great it sucks. I'm so bad at being the forehead. Yeah, you're only one man, bro
18:04Can you stop pooping and stop saying that idiotic joke? Oh my god
18:13You interrupted my poo
18:18Yeah, he's already sober, oh
18:22Guess I was just enjoying it really sobering up a sober man. Okay, listen you guys
18:27I'm giving you this one. Okay, go do your jobs. Let me give it to me extra hard
18:33Let's see what happens when you guys win. Okay, you're not giving me the win
18:38I'm doing this on my I am being a very very nice guy right now
18:42Naughty boy and I need spanking and you guys can can try the win and we'll say
18:48You are not giving this to me
18:51extremely nice and
18:53You got it. I did that all on my own. Okay, give me anything. This is the worst game I've ever played. Yeah