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00:00Monk Monk! Spring Monk Festival!
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00:32I graduated from a magazine called Egg.
00:36I'd like to settle down gradually.
00:38She's totally an actress.
00:39I haven't seen her this season.
00:41Why?
00:42Why? Can I say it?
00:44No.
00:46No, wait a minute. I've been on the show, too.
00:49You've been on the show?
00:50We haven't been on the same set.
00:51We haven't been on the same set.
00:53It's our first time here.
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03:33Red meat.
03:35If it's not real tuna, it's no good.
03:37I wonder if it was written in the book.
03:39The other day, he said it was puffer fish.
03:42Is puffer fish white meat that nutritious?
03:46I don't know if it's a joke, but I thought it was real.
03:49I thought it was spinach.
03:51How is it?
03:52Is it true that he said it was real?
03:55Not only the actual nutrition, but also the mentality is very important.
03:59If you say that, there's nothing I can do.
04:01If you say that, there's nothing I can do.
04:03If you say that, there's nothing I can do.
04:05I think it's hard to raise a child.
04:07First, let's find out what kind of complaints Reiwa's children have.
04:12Reiwa's elementary school complaint survey
04:17The first one is a complaint from a boy in the third grade of elementary school.
04:22I don't like it when there are a lot of reports on my cell phone.
04:28I don't like it when there are a lot of reports on my cell phone.
04:34I have a small erotic corner of my mouth.
04:37And the X part is small, so when I press it, I accidentally press it.
04:41And erotic pictures come out.
04:43It's a problem.
04:45The second one is a first-year elementary school student who has a complaint about his tablet class.
04:51Tablet classes are annoying.
04:54But if you read it in a book or on a tablet, you'll notice it.
04:59If you get the password wrong, you'll spend 15 to 20 minutes.
05:05I couldn't do my class.
05:08And?
05:09I can't change my shirt.
05:13Sometimes my tablet doesn't connect to the power.
05:16I can't change my shirt.
05:20The next one is a fourth-year elementary school student who is in trouble with a strange person in school.
05:29There's a funny guy at school.
05:32That's us.
05:39Funny guy?
05:41What's a funny guy?
05:43It's when everyone shows you a comic or a skit.
05:47How often?
05:48Once or twice a week.
05:50You're a pro.
05:51Once or twice a week?
05:56What kind of skit did you do?
05:57I hid it under my teacher's desk.
06:00And when I was told,
06:03we all did a slide.
06:05And we did a skit.
06:07Did you take it?
06:08I did.
06:11The next one is this boy.
06:13He has a problem with something that doesn't fit in this day and age.
06:18There's a girls' classroom, but there's no boys' classroom.
06:22I don't think it's good.
06:25It's embarrassing.
06:27Maybe he's changing his clothes outside.
06:29Is that so?
06:31Adults say diversity,
06:35but I think it's a problem that there's still no boys' classroom.
06:41What's the next problem?
06:44In Bukkadaka, the price of vegetables is high,
06:50so it's hard to buy them for elementary school students.
06:52How much is it?
06:54About 600 yen.
06:56If you take me to a festival,
06:58there are many elementary school students who are influenced by Bukkadaka.
07:04The price of snacks is getting higher, so I can't buy them.
07:08It's getting higher and higher.
07:10I want to make it cheaper because my favorite gum is getting expensive.
07:16Erasers are expensive, so I can't buy them with my own pocket money,
07:21but I want to make the price a little cheaper
07:25because I can use pencils, pencil cases, and erasers for elementary school students.
07:30Don't say that to a child.
07:32And the elementary school students are worried about the playground.
07:36I want to play in the park, but there are too many rules.
07:40I don't know where to play.
07:42I can't play baseball.
07:44I can't play fireworks.
07:46So there's no place to play fireworks.
07:49What are the rules?
07:51You can't play with the ball,
07:53or you can't make a loud noise.
07:55It's a nuisance to the neighborhood,
07:58so there aren't many places to play.
08:02In addition, Reiwa's unique complaints.
08:06I get my pocket money from PayPay.
08:10There's a store that can only use cash.
08:19I only have PayPay,
08:21so I want all the stores to be able to use PayPay.
08:26Is there a cash shop?
08:28There is.
08:30There's a candy shop.
08:32There's a candy shop.
08:34And we asked the elementary school students who are very active in Reiwa.
08:41The first one is elementary school influencer, Mira-chan.
08:45She has 960,000 Instagram followers.
08:49Wow.
08:51Do you have a camera?
08:53Do you have a camera?
08:55No.
08:56I don't have a camera.
08:58I don't have a camera.
09:01Her daily life with her mom,
09:04and her hand-made works,
09:07and her exhibitions,
09:09she is a very active elementary school student.
09:13What are Mira-chan's complaints?
09:18My mom told me to look at my phone and go out.
09:24So I stopped looking at my phone.
09:26I can't look at my phone when I'm a kid,
09:29but why can I look at my phone when I'm an adult?
09:37That's true.
09:40Can you ask your mom why?
09:42Why?
09:44Why?
09:45That's how I grew up.
09:47That's a plus.
09:53Is that the answer to the question?
09:55That's scary.
09:57That's how your mom talks.
09:59Next is...
10:00I'm Nomiya.
10:02I'm very cute.
10:04That's right.
10:15She has more than 8 million views on YouTube.
10:19We asked the popular elementary school students about their complaints.
10:26That's amazing.
10:28Do you have any complaints?
10:31Yes, I do.
10:33People say I'm an anti-school student,
10:36that I'm stupid, that I don't study,
10:39but I actually study.
10:41That's true.
10:42You shouldn't judge people by their looks.
10:44I understand.
10:47Do you go to school?
10:48No, I don't.
10:50But I go to my mom's solo dance class.
10:55What do you usually wear to school?
11:00I don't wear any makeup.
11:02I just braid my hair.
11:05I wear normal clothes.
11:09In addition,
11:11many elementary school students have negative comments about their parents.
11:19My mom makes me do gyaru,
11:22and people say I look like my parents.
11:25But I do it because I want to.
11:28I want to do what I want to do,
11:31so I do gyaru because I want to.
11:34Do you want to do gyaru forever?
11:35Yes.
11:36I want to do gyaru forever.
11:37Gyaru is the best!
11:42Those were the complaints of elementary school students.
11:47You went to a normal school after gyaru, right?
11:50I dyed my hair, so I went to a normal school.
11:54Are you okay now?
11:55When I was an elementary school student,
11:57I wasn't told to dye my hair.
11:59This is a picture of Miri-chan when she was little.
12:01She's cute.
12:02She's on the right.
12:03Her brother is on the left.
12:05She's so cute.
12:08So you've been dyeing your hair since then?
12:10No, this is my natural hair.
12:11Your hair is brown?
12:12My hair is a little brown.
12:14When my brother entered junior high school,
12:17he was told to dye his hair because it was his natural hair color.
12:20How old were you when you decided to do gyaru?
12:24My mother was originally a gyaru.
12:27She made me wear gyaru-like clothes,
12:31so I don't know when she told me to do it.
12:34I know you're a gyaru on the outside,
12:36but do you have a gyaru on the inside?
12:38Is there such a thing as a gyaru?
12:39Mind gyaru is popular.
12:41Does that mean I can be a gyaru, too?
12:44I don't think so.
12:45It's the inside of your mind, right?
12:47Why are you trying to be a gyaru?
12:49What are you trying to do?
12:51It's not the outside.
12:52It's about the soul.
12:53The soul?
12:54It's full of pictures, so it's impossible.
12:56What do you mean specifically?
12:58It's a picture of what I like.
13:00It's a picture of my true feelings.
13:02That's what everyone says.
13:03It's like a rice ball.
13:05Yes, it is.
13:07This is a picture of Mr. Kuroda at the time.
13:09What is this?
13:10It's creepy.
13:11It's creepy.
13:12It's a picture of the world.
13:14I don't have a single picture of when I was born.
13:16What?
13:17Because I didn't have a camera.
13:18I remember when I went to a wedding with Jinnai,
13:21there was a wedding, and there was a picture of me as a child.
13:24What should I do?
13:25I only have two pictures.
13:27This is the only one.
13:28That's right.
13:29I have a lot of pictures of my wife,
13:30but this is a picture of me as a child.
13:33I suddenly became an adult.
13:35Because you only have two pictures.
13:37Even if you go to the park,
13:39the children's clothes are all different.
13:41That's right.
13:42It's fashionable.
13:43That's right.
13:44There are children who wear clothes that are more expensive than adults.
13:47They wear down jackets.
13:48If you go to the park with that face,
13:50you'll be reported.
13:51No, no.
13:52I don't think it's good to expect too much from children.
13:56But what do you think?
13:57When you go out with your children,
13:59don't you think they'll say,
14:01you're a black belt, so you should wear nice clothes?
14:03I don't think so at all.
14:04I don't care what they say.
14:05There are a lot of parents who are like that.
14:08That's right.
14:09I eat sea urchin at a sushi restaurant,
14:11so I usually go to the counter
14:13and order sea urchin first.
14:15I'm like a son of a bitch.
14:17I think they're underestimating me.
14:19But when you grow up,
14:21you may be allowed to eat sea urchin because it's cute.
14:23No, I don't think so.
14:25But when you go out with your friends,
14:28you'll understand that.
14:30That's right.
14:31So I think it's okay.
14:33In this studio,
14:35the husband and the wife are already separated.
14:37I think it's a responsibility.
14:39I asked everyone in the world.
14:41This is the person you're most tired of.
14:45Yes.
14:46If you ask the husband,
14:47the wife is the most stressed.
14:49That's 31.6%.
14:51If you ask the wife,
14:52the husband is 58.8%.
14:54I think it's because it's a mess.
14:56It's hard for the wife to leave her husband
15:00when he's tired.
15:02What do you think?
15:04There's a thing called children.
15:06I think it's because the two of them
15:08don't agree with this education.
15:11I'd like to go back to what I said earlier.
15:14I think I'm getting weak.
15:17Compliance is annoying.
15:20When my son was about six years old,
15:23he played a role like a hero and a villain
15:26with a small doll at home.
15:30He said,
15:32I'm going to burn that village.
15:34That's great, boss.
15:36It's a fun time.
15:38Let's kill them all.
15:40I was playing with him.
15:42My son rolled up a small piece of paper like this.
15:46It's probably a cigarette.
15:49He's trying to leave with this.
15:52I said,
15:54Boss, where are you going?
15:56He said,
15:58I'm going to the smoking area.
16:00That's cute.
16:02You can smoke here and step on your feet.
16:05That's no good.
16:07That's great.
16:10I'm going to burn the village from now on.
16:13Do you smoke in the village?
16:15I'm getting a little weak.
16:18My wife is a little sweet.
16:21For example, don't children fight?
16:24There's a video.
16:26I think it's accumulated.
16:28It hurts.
16:30It's a video of a couple's complaint.
16:33A problem that will never be solved.
16:37It's a couple's quarrel.
16:40Especially during childbirth,
16:42they tend to argue about something.
16:44What is the cause?
16:48You look busy.
16:50If you're tired, I'll help you.
16:52Help?
16:54How long are you going to support me?
16:57You're raising two kids, aren't you?
17:00I'm scared.
17:01Something's going on.
17:03It's the same here.
17:05The house is the best.
17:07Let's have lunch with fried rice.
17:11With what?
17:13With fried rice?
17:15Why do you feel like you've compromised?
17:18Why don't you make it?
17:21I don't know.
17:23I made my mother angry.
17:27What's the cause?
17:33I don't know.
17:36It's a couple's quarrel.
17:39You look like a child, but you're an adult.
17:41Leave it to me.
17:45My father is always in a bad mood.
17:48That's right.
17:50Detective Kanan.
17:52Kanan?
17:53Kanan?
17:55Detective Kanan, who loves Osaka dialect,
17:59will solve the couple's problem.
18:07Phase 1.
18:08The anger of a holiday.
18:12I'm busy.
18:14It's too early to raise a child.
18:17It's already evening.
18:19I can't prepare for dinner.
18:21I'm hungry.
18:23Wait a minute.
18:25Watch YouTube and kill time.
18:29Smartphones are helpful at times like this.
18:31That's right.
18:32You can kill time.
18:34It's been a long break.
18:37Let's take it easy at home.
18:39It's calm.
18:40Right, Monclo?
18:42Dad, I'm bored.
18:44Are you bored?
18:46Do you want to watch YouTube?
18:48Yes.
18:51What's that, Monclo?
18:52Are you watching Kurodani?
18:54It's just like the first episode of Azuki.
18:58It was a hot topic at the beginning of YouTube.
19:02Monclo, it's in the way if you watch it here.
19:04Do you want to watch it over there?
19:06Mom, I'll clean the bathroom today.
19:10That's enough.
19:13Mom's anger explodes.
19:18This is Kanan.
19:20Kanan.
19:21Mom is angry.
19:22Dad's Kanan has a reason.
19:24The reason why Mom is angry is always one of Dad's reasons.
19:30I'll give a quiz to Kuroda.
19:35Why is Mom angry with Dad?
19:38Because Dad is bald.
19:41Dad is too bald.
19:44I can't think of anything else.
19:47Dad is so bald.
19:50It's like a floor.
19:52You.
19:54I'm sorry.
19:55I'm in trouble.
20:01Mom, what's wrong?
20:03Did you sleep?
20:05Who are you?
20:07I'm a detective to find out why Mom is angry.
20:11Detective?
20:13You don't know why Mom is angry, do you?
20:16That's right.
20:17The reason is this.
20:19YouTube.
20:20YouTube?
20:22Mom, you don't show it to me.
20:25Mom uses YouTube as a help item when she's really busy.
20:31Dad was off today, right?
20:34I don't want you to use YouTube.
20:36I want you to play sports, go to the park, and take care of your body.
20:42I see.
20:43The couple who take care of their children in the city.
20:46I'm angry.
20:48Is that what you mean?
20:50I'm going to show you YouTube.
20:52Let the children eat first.
20:54When the adults eat later,
20:56I tell the children to watch this for the time being.
21:00There's a lot of YouTube.
21:02Stop it.
21:04There's more.
21:06The husband who makes his wife angry.
21:09This is really good.
21:11I'll take it.
21:12Hey, you.
21:13That's enough.
21:15What?
21:16Yes, yes, yes.
21:17What?
21:18The quarrel about raising children in the studio.
21:22You play in the park, don't you?
21:24I don't play.
21:26I lost to the grasshopper when I flew in the garden on the island.
21:30In Monkmon, we will hold a 100,000 yen gift plan.
21:35Please follow Monkmon's official account.
21:37During the broadcast time of this program,
21:39Please post your impressions of the program with the hashtag Monkmon in real time.
21:43I will choose from those who have tweeted during the broadcast of this program.
21:47Please tweet more and more.
21:49The husband who makes his wife angry.
21:52The husband who solves the problem of peace between husband and wife.
21:57Detective Conan.
22:01Case 2.
22:03The anger of going out with three people.
22:07Oh, good.
22:08Good job.
22:10There's a lot.
22:12Take it properly, Mom.
22:13I'm taking it.
22:14Stop it, Dad.
22:15I made a big one.
22:17It's big.
22:18Mom, it's a chance.
22:21Take a picture.
22:23Take a picture right away.
22:25Take a picture.
22:26You have to take a picture from the front.
22:28If you take a picture from the front, it will be blurred.
22:30Hurry up.
22:31Take a picture.
22:32Yes.
22:34It's nice to climb a high yugu.
22:37I want my mom to take a picture of me.
22:39Please take a picture of me.
22:42Please take a picture at an angle.
22:44It's noisy.
22:45Wait a minute.
22:46This is very good.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:50I'll wait for this.
22:51Send it right away.
22:52No.
22:53Hey, you.
22:54That's enough.
22:56I'm not angry.
22:58Why?
22:59Mom's anger explodes again.
23:03It's more scary than I thought.
23:05This is Conan.
23:07Mom is angry.
23:08Dad's Conan has a reason.
23:11The cause of Mom's anger is always one of Dad's reasons.
23:16This is a quiz for Black Mayonnaise YOSHITA.
23:21Why is Mom angry with Dad?
23:26I can't believe it.
23:28Right before this quiz, the hosts, KURODA and NARUMI, talked to me a lot.
23:35I'm not angry.
23:36I'm not asking you a question.
23:37The correct answer is.
23:40You.
23:41I'm sorry.
23:43I was looking at you.
23:45I thought you wouldn't show me.
23:48Mom slept again.
23:50Mom, are you okay?
23:51Are you outside?
23:53Mom's anger explodes again.
23:56Conan.
23:58The cause of Mom's anger is this picture.
24:02Why?
24:03You have a good smile.
24:05Someone is not enough.
24:07That's Mom.
24:09Mom is always on the side of taking pictures.
24:12When Mom and Dad go out, I want Mom to take a picture of Mom and Dad.
24:17I want Mom to take a picture of Mom and Dad.
24:22Mom doesn't leave the picture to Mom.
24:25I want Mom to take a picture of Mom and Dad.
24:30Case 3.
24:31Mom's anger on the table.
24:36It looks delicious.
24:38The fried chicken will be ready soon.
24:40Mom loves fried chicken.
24:43It smells good.
24:45I like fried chicken the most among Mom's dishes.
24:48Dad, me too.
24:51I want to eat it soon.
24:55Sorry to keep you waiting.
24:57It looks delicious.
25:02There are so many.
25:04You made a lot.
25:07This is the best for fried chicken.
25:10Mayonnaise goes well with fried chicken.
25:13This is the best.
25:17What about lemon?
25:20I don't need it.
25:21It's too early.
25:23It's too sour for children.
25:25When I was in elementary school, I ate a lot of lemon.
25:30I want to eat it.
25:32You put too much.
25:36It looks like a mountain.
25:38Let's eat.
25:41Mayonnaise goes well with fried chicken.
25:46You put too much.
25:48I have to eat it all.
25:50I'm done.
25:52I want to eat it too.
25:56What?
25:57Stop it.
26:00Don't make me angry from morning to night.
26:04What are you going to do this time?
26:07Mom's anger explodes again.
26:11This is bad.
26:14Mom is angry.
26:16Dad is in trouble.
26:19This time, it's not one, but three.
26:25Let's give a quiz to Kuroda.
26:30Why is Mom angry with Dad?
26:35Mayonnaise goes well with fried chicken.
26:38Lemon goes well with fried chicken.
26:41Mom ate the other one.
26:46That's right.
26:49You.
26:50I'm sorry.
26:51I can't think of anything.
26:53I'm in trouble.
26:57I fell asleep again.
26:58Mom, are you okay?
27:00I fell asleep again this time.
27:03You made Mom angry again.
27:05That's right.
27:07I was very angry this time.
27:10The first reason is mayonnaise.
27:14I put mayonnaise on my nose.
27:17You seasoned it for me.
27:19That's rude.
27:21The second reason is lemon.
27:24You asked me if I needed lemon.
27:27You asked me, but did you ask Mom?
27:30I wasn't on the table, so I didn't ask you.
27:33The third reason is mayonnaise.
27:35This is the worst.
27:37Look at this.
27:38There's nothing left for Mom.
27:41I eat Mom's food.
27:42I eat Mom's food.
27:44I eat Mom's food.
27:46I eat Mom's food.
27:48I eat Mom's food.
27:53Mom, you worked so hard to make this, but you can't eat any of it.
27:56Don't you feel sorry for her?
27:58I'm not just a man with hair.
28:02I'm a man who can't even give you a tree.
28:04You're a little bald.
28:06What's on social media right now is the problem of eating too much.
28:11It seems that the number of people who eat too much is increasing.
28:17My dad comes home late.
28:20You have to avoid eating the part you thought you could eat, so you can eat only that part.
28:23You have to avoid eating the part you thought you could eat, so you can eat only that part.
28:25I think it's perfectly well eaten.
28:28I eat it because I don't care about the bread or sweets my daughter is looking forward to.
28:35They think it's their own money, but if they buy it, they eat it.
28:40They think it's their own money, but if they buy it, they eat it.
28:42I'm reluctant about receiving money from her side.
28:48Are you okay with the couple trouble in Neiwa?
28:57It's a topic of discussion among people who eat a lot.
29:00When I asked them why they ate so much,
29:02they said they just ate because it was delicious,
29:04or because they thought it was leftovers,
29:06or because they thought it would be good for everyone.
29:09They just ate because it was there.
29:11Are you stupid?
29:12You ate because it was there.
29:14You ate because it was there.
29:15Are you stupid?
29:17You should have asked them.
29:20You should have asked them.
29:22They didn't say anything, but they ate everything.
29:25That's delicacy.
29:26That's the worst.
29:28You ate everything.
29:30That's the worst.
29:32When you play in the park,
29:34your mom always takes two shots.
29:37You play in the park, don't you?
29:40No, I don't.
29:41Why? Play with me.
29:43No, it's too much.
29:44No, it's too much.
29:46When I was 10 years old, I was 65 years old.
29:48Really?
29:49Really.
29:50I was 65 years old.
29:51When I was 20, I was 75 years old.
29:53I was strong.
29:54But you were a parent.
29:55I was strong.
29:56You played soccer.
29:57Who teaches you how to play soccer?
29:59Girls should learn how to play soccer.
30:01Of course.
30:03You can do it yourself.
30:05Until I entered elementary school,
30:07this period was called the golden time.
30:09It was a time when children's motor skills developed a lot.
30:12I'm not good at sports.
30:15When I jumped in the garden of Awajishima,
30:17I lost to a bat.
30:20I lost to a bat.
30:21What did you do?
30:23I can't jump at all.
30:25There is a playground for children.
30:29Yes, there is.
30:30There is a space under the block.
30:32There is a big trampoline.
30:35It's easy there.
30:36Can't I wait?
30:37I can't jump together.
30:39If you jump into the trampoline once,
30:41you can't jump anymore.
30:42You will be a girl.
30:44I like that.
30:45I'll do it like that.
30:46I can't jump on the trampoline.
30:48I don't know why,
30:50but there were massage machines in the playground.
30:53I was really angry at my father who was sleeping there.
30:57I'm not angry.
30:58I'm sorry.
30:59Why did you put it there?
31:01I wanted to make sure it was safe.
31:03I took him to the park.
31:07My father usually plays with his cell phone.
31:09I see.
31:10Is there any information that leads to work?
31:16There are men.
31:18My mother has been working with me lately.
31:20People say,
31:21work is work.
31:22Sometimes I leave it to my husband and go to work.
31:26My husband has three brothers.
31:28When I come home at night,
31:29my husband says,
31:31I'm going to sit down for the first time today.
31:34Mr. SAKIGAO TAKESHI.
31:36You look fine.
31:38What did you say?
31:40I feel like I've done something.
31:42I think it's hard.
31:44Sometimes I call a cleaning company.
31:47If I make a proposal,
31:48my husband will be angry.
31:49You can do that.
31:51Can I clean up?
31:53Yes.
31:54If I clean up,
31:55I may be tired and lose money at work.
31:59Is that okay?
32:00I don't think he's that kind of person.
32:03I don't think he's that kind of person.
32:05I don't think he's that kind of person.
32:08It's painful.
32:11Your way of slapping your butt is good.
32:14Mr. SAKIGAO TAKESHI,
32:15Are you happy to go to work?
32:17You are good.
32:18If I don't have a job,
32:20you will say that.
32:23If you say that,
32:24I can't stand it.
32:25If you say that,
32:26you will hurt NARUMI's parents.
32:29I understand that.
32:31You are strict.
32:33My wife has four male children.
32:36I'm sorry to say this.
32:37I don't think she's a mother or a father.
32:40I don't think she's a mother or a father.
32:42I see.
32:43She is a strong woman.
32:45I don't care.
32:46I don't care.
32:47We are four.
32:48I see.
32:49She gave birth to me in the tent.
32:52She tried to give birth to me in the tent.
32:54I almost became a dolphin.
32:57If you give birth to me in the tent, I will become a dolphin.
33:00I don't have money.
33:03I don't know which way to go.
33:06I will become a dolphin.
33:10It's a narrow street.
33:13It's a narrow bridge.
33:16It's a grocery store where magicians live.
33:20There are many strange facilities and shops in KANSAI.
33:25This is the fourth map of KANSAI DORAINATONE.
33:39There are many effects that are too low in KANSAI.
33:45The effect I introduced before is 1.3 meters high.
33:53There is another effect.
33:56Look at my tits.
34:00It's 1.21 meters high.
34:03I investigated such a surprising effect.
34:07In the big city of FUKUSHIMAKU, OSAKA, there is a low effect called the limit.
34:15That man has come.
34:20Rock-paper-scissors.
34:24What is the effect of the battle called the limit?
34:35Is that it?
34:38This is an effect created to go under Line 2.
34:43But.
34:46Look at my tits.
34:51It's easy.
34:53This is easy.
34:55The previous effect was lower.
34:58It's 1.85 meters high.
35:02It's obviously higher than the last effect.
35:06I can't do this.
35:09What is the limit?
35:12I can't do this.
35:16I can't do this.
35:17Are you okay?
35:19I can't do this.
35:21I can't do this.
35:23In fact, cars can pass under this effect.
35:27The height limit is 1.5 meters.
35:30However, it is very difficult to pass.
35:35Please be careful when you pass.
35:42Shinki Kiseki Onsen.
35:46A large natural spring.
35:48A large natural spring.
35:51This is a hot spring.
35:54It's cold.
36:01A large natural spring map of Kansai.
36:04Shinki Kiseki Onsen.
36:09Nosechihon in Osaka.
36:11The altitude is high and it is cold in winter.
36:14There is a hot spring in this mountainous area called Tibet in Osaka.
36:20It's cold.
36:22The temperature is different from Osaka.
36:26What temperature is it now?
36:282 degrees.
36:29It's cold.
36:31I'm wearing a down jacket, but my neck is cold.
36:34I'm wearing a scarf.
36:37Then.
36:39It's getting more and more interesting.
36:41Is this a pit?
36:43There is something here.
36:45In the mountains of Nosechihon.
36:48There is a piece of pottery.
36:52There is nothing on the signboard.
36:54It's just a picture of a hot spring.
36:59This is thin.
37:04Is there a hot spring?
37:07What?
37:09Hello.
37:11I heard that there is a hot spring here.
37:14This is a hot spring.
37:15Is this a hot spring?
37:16I'm glad.
37:17It's written here.
37:19Can I enter the entrance fee?
37:21You can enter.
37:23It's 1,000 yen.
37:24It's a good price.
37:26It was an official price.
37:28Let's go.
37:30This is a hot spring facility called Sankukai Onsen.
37:35It looks like this.
37:37This is a newly renovated facility that was renovated seven years ago.
37:43Hello.
37:45This is a hot spring.
37:47This is a hot spring.
37:49The smell of the hot spring is amazing.
37:51That's amazing.
37:53Let's go to the hot spring.
37:56It's cold.
38:00It's very cold.
38:02It's too cold.
38:05It's like a pool.
38:08This hot spring is very cold.
38:13This hot spring is heated to about 43 degrees Celsius.
38:17It is recommended to enter the cold hot spring alternately.
38:27It's cold.
38:29It's cold.
38:31However, this is a hot spring with 100% natural water, which is rare in Osaka.
38:37Many regular customers say that they are healthy because they visit this hot spring at the same time.
38:43I come here every day for about a year.
38:48I've been here for about six and a half years.
38:53I was curious when I came here.
38:56What is this room?
38:58This is a bed.
39:00This is a bed.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:04Hello.
39:08There is a bed in this hot spring facility.
39:12The rent is about 20,000 yen.
39:15Currently, all four beds are full.
39:19On weekends, regular customers stay here and have a barbecue.
39:26This is a miraculous hot spring supported by many fans.
39:29Why don't you come here to relieve your tiredness?
39:36A strange world that suddenly appears in this hot spring.
39:41Chidori Bridge Hot Spring in Konohanaku, Osaka City.
39:45There is a strange world that suddenly appears in this hot spring.
39:53What is this?
39:55What?
39:57In such a place?
39:59What was next to the coin laundry?
40:04What?
40:07I'm sorry.
40:09Hello.
40:12It's a strange world that you don't think is in a strange room in a hot spring.
40:17However, what is even more surprising is the owner of this hot spring.
40:23Actually...
40:25How old are you?
40:28I'm 95 years old.
40:3195 years old?
40:33How long have you been doing this?
40:37Five months?
40:39Five months?
40:41Last year?
40:43Did you start doing this in 1994?
40:46Is it a company?
40:48It's a company.
40:50This strange world is said to have been started by a 95-year-old owner last year.
40:57It's a very spacious and spacious shop.
41:01However, there are other points to be concerned about.
41:04The price is 1,000 yen per hour, so you can enjoy it for free.
41:08And if you can catch a lot of fish, you can get a prize.
41:14If I catch more than 5 fish, will I get a 3-way call?
41:173-way call is very expensive.
41:21It's like a military ticket for the Great East Japan War.
41:24It's true that it's very expensive.
41:26It's because I did a lot of housework.
41:31In addition, you can enjoy goldfish and red snapper all year round.
41:36This shop is said to be the thickest and hardest-to-break in Japan.
41:42That's amazing.
41:44Why did you decide to start fishing?
41:47It's the first time I've done it.
41:50It's like a pension.
41:52It's like a pension.
41:53I don't have to do anything.
41:55I can do it if I catch a lot of fish.
41:57Did you decide to do it because you thought you could do it if you caught a lot of fish?
41:59From 1994?
42:00Yes.
42:01That's great.
42:03Yes.
42:04This fishing was started by the old man for the fun of the old man.
42:08For the fun of the old man.
42:09Therefore, the profit is irreparable.
42:13He is a player who has no end.
42:15He is coming.
42:18He is coming.
42:20He caught a horse.
42:22He caught a horse.
42:26He doesn't say anything.
42:28He is desperate.
42:30He is like a rival god.
42:31He is desperate.
42:34In Isekai, which is located in Danchi, there is a relaxing atmosphere that you can't experience in Gekai.
42:40I didn't know that such an energetic era would come in 1995.
42:42It's a good atmosphere.
42:44That's great.
42:45If you go to a shop, you will be surprised.
42:50The president brought a vessel from a ramen shop in a chain store.
42:54He told me to use this vessel for the rest of my life.
42:57I was embarrassed to take it with me.
43:01I went to a chain store and brought it with me.
43:03It's not easy.
43:04It's a big vessel.
43:05It's a big vessel.
43:06When you go out in the morning, you have to put it in your bag.
43:09It's a big vessel.
43:10I have to wash it and bring it back.
43:12I can't do that.
43:14I couldn't use it even once.
43:16I was embarrassed.
43:18I gave him a lot of char siu.
43:20I don't need char siu noodles at all.
43:22But he gave me a lot of char siu noodles.
43:25He is selfish.
43:27I'm sorry to leave it.
43:28He said he didn't need it.
43:29He should have given it to me at the beginning.
43:31After I finished eating everything, he said it was a service.
43:33I don't need it anymore.
43:35I don't need it anymore.
43:37It's a bad thing to leave it.
43:39You are too greedy for your stomach in your 50s.
43:42He is a man who talks to me.
43:44He said he would lie to me that all the things he brought home were sold out.
43:50He just happens to remember the things that are sold out.
43:52He has seen a lot of things that are sold out.
43:54He just happens to remember it.
43:56I had a face in a haunted house.
43:59I was scared of people.
44:02The ghost looked at me and said,
44:03What?
44:05I was surprised.
44:07The ghost was on the other side of me.
44:10I was surprised.
44:12I thought it was YOSHINOYA.
44:15At the exit, there was a pen and a paper.
44:20It said, please sign it.
44:23I don't want to know that I was exposed at the end.
44:28I don't want to know that I was exposed at the end.
44:32I had a license for that.
44:33I went to the license center.
44:35It was a one-shot test.
44:37I drove the car.
44:39I said to the police officer,
44:41I understood it with my voice.
44:43It was a one-shot test.
44:45You looked like you had passed the test.
44:48You looked like you had passed the test.
44:51You looked like you had passed the test.
44:53It's a little annoying.
44:55I used to sell books with erotic DVDs at a convenience store.
45:00I wanted that.
45:02I didn't like that.
45:04I wanted to look like a foreign exchange student.
45:07I wanted to look like a foreign exchange student.
45:11I brought an erotic DVD.
45:13I always watch it.
45:15I always watch it.
45:17I don't want people to think I'm erotic.
45:22I don't want people to think I'm erotic.
45:25I'm always erotic.
45:28I always look atperfect videos at a magazine.
45:34I always look at imperfect videos at a magazine.
45:40I cannot get a ticket.
45:42I can't get a ticket.
45:47I sneeze and deceive people.
45:53I sneeze and deceive people.
45:56Oh, you're just trying to fool me.
45:58You're just trying to get my attention.
46:00I don't care about that.
46:02I just don't want to get your attention.
46:05I'm not trying to get your attention.
46:07I'm just trying to get your attention.
46:10KONATO!
46:11HORAN VS KURODA & YOSHIDA
46:13BATTLE BATTLE!
46:15Today, there are two dirty old men.
46:18I'm the clean one.
46:20Don't say that.
46:21KONATO VS KURODA & YOSHIDA
46:24When I was in middle school,
46:27I didn't think men were sexy when they were in their 50s.
46:31I thought so, too.
46:34They're sexy, right?
46:35They are.
46:36They're so sexy when they're in their 50s.
46:38Especially now.
46:39They're so pretty.
46:40Pretty.
46:41They're like actresses.
46:44There used to be a lot of pretty girls.
46:46There used to be a lot of girls who looked like Tatami Hanjo.
46:49That's crazy.
46:50When I was in elementary school,
46:53I thought, what's wrong with old ladies?
46:55That's how short I was.
46:58I was like a Shiba Inu.
47:00I was like a Shiba Inu.
47:02I was like a Shiba dog.
47:04I was like a Shiba dog.
47:07My body was like a Kewpie mayonnaise.
47:10I was like an old lady.
47:12But now, I'm slender.
47:14How old are you?
47:15I'm 45.
47:16When I was 45, I didn't have teeth.
47:19I got calcium.
47:21I got calcium.
47:22I had four kids.
47:24They're so pretty.
47:26And old men are so pretty.
47:29Only old men are dirty.
47:31Only old men are evolving.
47:32Only old men are dirty.
47:34There are a lot of pretty old men.
47:36How many percent are there?
47:37One percent, right?
47:38They're in Tokyo.
47:40Aren't they in Osaka?
47:42Today, there are two dirty old men.
47:44I'm the prettiest.
47:46I'll show you two dirty old men.
47:48Today, there are two dirty old men.
47:50You're so dirty.
47:51You grew your hair out too much.
47:52You look like a pillow.
47:54You're so old.
47:56You look fine from this side.
47:58But you look like a pillow.
48:00You're so old.
48:02You're so old.
48:03You're so old.
48:04You're so old.