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00:00Welcome in to the KKK Mart, where our prices are clearly racially motivated.
00:0710% off if you're white, everything else, get the f*** out of here!
00:11Come on in!
00:12If you're white.
00:13KKK, no.
00:14Change it back to the other one.
00:15Boy, what's wrong with this one?
00:16Oh, this one's not as subtle.
00:17Why are we losing so much money?
00:18There you go.
00:19Oh, hell no.
00:20Oh, hell no.
00:21Oh, hell no.
00:22Oh, hell no.
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00:33Oh, hell no.
00:34Oh, there it is.
00:35There we go.
00:36That is...
00:37Oh, perfect.
00:38No one can be offended now.
00:39That is exactly what this world needs.
00:40Yo, what's up guys?
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01:32Hope you guys enjoy the rest of it.
01:33Thank you so much for watching and all the support, and I'll talk to you all later.
06:27Later.
06:28Bye!
06:29Bye!
06:30Bye.
06:31Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:33Bye.
06:34Bye.
06:35Oh, another one.
06:36Oh, another what?
06:37Another Watt man.
06:38Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:39Another goddamn honky cracker Mayo Monkey skittles from our goddamn store.
06:40Get him outta here.
06:41Vanilla monk.
06:42Oh, oh, I can say it because I'm not on Twitch right now.
06:43Honky Cracker, bitch.
06:44Wow, so brave.
06:45I'm so sorry I did that.
06:46I'm so sorry.
06:47I'm so sorry.
06:48I'm so sorry.
06:49I'm so sorry.
06:50I'm so sorry.
06:51I'm so sorry.
06:52I'm so sorry.
06:53I'm so sorry.
06:54I'm so sorry.
06:55I'm so sorry.
06:56Big pisser, honky, crack of dick.
07:00I imagine pasta looking over her shoulder before she says that.
07:04She's like, hold on, you can do that.
07:06Make sure the coast is clear.
07:08Honky.
07:10Fucking closed.
07:12Let's go, end of day two.
07:14We lost money?
07:16How did we lose?
07:18What the fuck?
07:20We lost a hundred.
07:22You made some big investments, huh?
07:24Well, I spent a thousand dollars on a second cashier.
07:26It's an investment.
07:28You gotta spend money to make money.
07:30How the hell?
07:32This is hit detection.
07:34You fuckers.
07:36Put the empty bins in the boxes.
07:38I can run backwards as quick as you run forwards.
07:42I'm out here working my goddamn ass off for no reason.
07:44We're gonna go broke.
07:46We got us a stupid-ass fucking $10,000 loan.
07:48Yeah, why didn't you ask Joe Biden for a blowjob then?
07:50What the fuck?
07:52I'm tired of working the register.
07:54I'm on the other one.
07:56Get to work.
07:58Yeah, but unfortunately we have to
08:00because of your dumb, stupid fucking loans.
08:02I'm raising these prices before these motherfuckers can grab it.
08:04Evan, you look insane.
08:06I'm trying to fucking increase these.
08:08I'm scrolling this shit out of the prices.
08:10He's about to blow a load on the shelves.
08:12You're so dumb.
08:14You're so dumb.
08:16He's about to blow a load on the shelves.
08:18You're so dumb.
08:20Oh, it's the guy who robbed from us yesterday.
08:22What's going on?
08:24Kill him.
08:26He's a paying customer now.
08:28He learned his lesson.
08:30What a freak.
08:32We can pay our loan today.
08:34That's right, we have $905.
08:36That's a net positive.
08:38I almost just spent it all.
08:40Oh, this lady in the red dress.
08:42Oh, she's robbing.
08:44Oh, it's a bird.
08:48Dude, you kind of fucking came out of nowhere.
08:50Absolutely.
08:52Stick that broom up your arse.
08:54I'm going to take out a loan and then
08:56do collateral damage
08:58of equal volume to the store.
09:00Where do we have this ladder?
09:02Oh, shit.
09:04An invoice plane.
09:06Oh, it's so you can hang yourself.
09:08Wee.
09:10Can you get on the roof?
09:12Can you get on the roof?
09:14I tried.
09:16It'd be funny if you could drop down
09:18and just fucking boom him.
09:20Oh, nice.
09:22Oh, yes.
09:24Look at this.
09:2642 cents.
09:28Stay away from our store.
09:30Stand back, bitch.
09:32You're getting way too close.
09:34I can't hit anybody.
09:36No one's close enough.
09:38We're open for beatings.
09:40Nevermind.
09:44Oh, shit. That guy juked you.
09:46He's like, I'm going out of this store.
09:48Yeah, nobody wants to come out of this store, bro.
09:50Did we pay our loan? It looks like we might have.
09:52Yeah, we did.
09:54Oh, great. Well, guess what?
09:56As soon as tomorrow rolls around,
09:58we have another payment.
10:00This is how bad you fucked us.
10:02We have nothing to show
10:04for the $10,000 loan we had.
10:06We're just paying off
10:08interest.
10:10I'm not sure. I think if we work
10:12for another 10 days, we pay it off.
10:14I think we pay it off on day 13.
10:16Yeah, we'll see.
10:18That's when the game gets to start over for us.
10:20Well, that day looked
10:22pretty similar to yesterday.
10:24Wait, you have to pay
10:26other costs.
10:28Minus $850. You wonder what that could be.
10:30Oh, wow. Invoices.
10:32Bank loan. $850.
10:34Hey, we're here to collect.
10:36We work all day just to pay off our loan
10:38to do it again tomorrow.
10:40This is the real American dream right here, baby.
10:42This is it.
10:44Yeah.
10:46We can't even buy anything.
10:48This bitch, look, she's walking in.
10:50She's like, I haven't found food.
10:54We have soda and cheese.
10:56Yeah, we're kind of fucking screwed.
10:58Yeah, how bad?
11:00We've played for an hour.
11:02It's a video. Fuck it.
11:04This is how we
11:06failed miserably at doing anything
11:08other than being retarded YouTubers.
11:10I provide no economic value of any kind.
11:12If you'd be screwed, I'd be fine.
11:14I don't think you would.
11:16If we weren't YouTubers,
11:18I'd be way richer.
11:20What would you do, Nugla?
11:22What would you do?
11:24Good question.
11:26The world is your oyster.
11:28The world is your oyster.
11:30I could be a McFlurry tester.
11:32If McDonald's wants to try
11:34new flavors, I could be.
11:36He's thinking a game of life options.
11:38Oh my God, I just had a great idea.
11:40Okay, Nugla, I volunteer
11:42for my hours to keep my licenses
11:44and stuff once a month at the hospital.
11:46I could get you to be
11:48a volunteer at the hospital
11:50and you can job shadow me one day.
11:52Bro, that's so good. He'll kill so many people.
11:54That's amazing.
11:56It's so fun.
11:58We gotta amputate it.
12:00We need you to go in.
12:02It's gonna be like Mr. Bean.
12:04They're there for their flu shot.
12:06It's like the modern day
12:08Mr. Bean episode.
12:10Hello. He's gonna drop candy
12:12in the guy's wound. The breathing machine
12:14is pulled and there's Nugla charging
12:16his fucking Nintendo DS.
12:18Is that a McFlurry
12:20in that IV bag?
12:22No.
12:24Hey, Evan,
12:26come here at the front here.
12:28Here, I'll take over.
12:30What's going on?
12:36What happened?
12:38Look at the fucking store name.
12:40I know.
12:42I think I see a dead body.
12:44I thought this business was doing well.
12:46$300 after two weeks.
12:48And immediately tomorrow we're gonna owe $850.
12:50Relax, relax. Debt is just a number.
12:52Relax.
12:54Debt is just a state of mind.
12:56Did we make money today?
12:58Let's see what we did.
13:00What? $25,000?
13:02Wait, what?
13:04How did we make no money?
13:06We didn't even get robbed.
13:08I don't understand.
13:10I agree with you.
13:12I didn't pay the one from yesterday
13:14and we owe today.
13:16We owe $1,700.
13:18We owe $1,700.
13:20It's over.
13:22Yeah, okay.
13:24It's Biden's economy.
13:26Biden's economy.
13:28Bro, we need to leave.
13:30We're literally being pegged by Uncle Sam.
13:32Fuck this.
13:34Insurance fraud. Let's do this.
13:36I'm taking the whole thing down.
13:38This is why!
13:40This is why!
13:42To smash this wall with a sledgehammer
13:44it says $4,000.
13:46That's what this motherfucker did
13:48with our $10,000 loan.
13:50Yeah, I did that twice.
13:52I didn't know it cost $4,000.
13:54I thought it was always a hammer.
13:56Grab that hammer and aim it at a wall.
13:58Look at what it says on the hammer.
14:00Not enough funds.
14:02$4,000.
14:04It didn't show up on my screen.
14:06I wasn't on my screen.
14:08It says $4,000 on the hammer.
14:10I wasn't on my screen.
14:12We took a $10,000 loan out
14:14and then he smashed two pillars.
14:16That's it.
14:18That's depressing.
14:20If I didn't have YouTube, guys,
14:22I think I'd be fine.
14:24I'd actually be fine.
14:26I'd actually be fine.
14:28I'd actually be fine.
14:30All you did was put your dick in sandwiches.
14:32You cut lawns like a fucking lawnmower retard, man.
14:34That's all you did was cut the grass.
14:36I made more money than you, anyway.
14:38Cutting lawns?
14:40Cutting lawns?
14:42Yeah, you cut sandwiches.
14:44What's your point?
14:46I know Down Syndrome people with a better resume than you.
14:48I know people in Subway as well.
14:50You guys were both DEI hires.
14:52I was a manager
14:54in Subway, by the way.
14:56Manager.
14:58I was a sandwich artiste and then a manager.
15:00I feel like there's nothing
15:02left to do in the game because we're never
15:04going to earn enough money.
15:06Bankrupt.
15:08That was supposed to be on the hammer.
15:10It was $8,000.
15:12It literally says it on the hammer.
15:14There's no way anyone could have known.
15:16Oh, look.
15:18Oh, are these the loan sharks?
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22Oh, no.
15:24Wait a minute.
15:26Alright, fuck it. Get your brooms, guys.
15:28Get your brooms. We're going to fight them off.
15:30We'll fight them off.
15:32If we kill them, maybe we get to live
15:34and not have to pay.
15:36Who are these guys?
15:38These are the people you made a deal with.
15:40Oh, hey.
15:42How you doing?
15:44It was me. I'm the guy who rang you
15:46about the monies.
15:48The free monies on the back of the newspaper.
15:50Here's the thing. I'm retarded.
15:52I think it happens when, like...
15:54Oh, shit.
15:56Oh, shit.
15:58She just fucking
16:00blasted past us and did it.
16:02What the fuck is this?
16:04Oh, damn.
16:06Oh, you're laughing, but it's you next.
16:08Why me, bitch?
16:10Never going to get me.
16:12Never going to catch me.
16:14Stupid hoe.
16:16As long as you're in good shape, you're safe
16:18from any loan.
16:20Oh, shit.
16:22No. This is my first one.
16:30Oh, is this me?
16:32Who's he coming for?
16:34Oh, no. Evan.
16:36Oh, he left the game.
16:38He's just swinging it mid-air now.
16:40Look at the glitched out pay your loans.
16:42I'm joining back.
16:44Look at your guy. You see him here in the middle?
16:46I'm loading, it says.
16:48I just work here.
16:50Oh, someone's coming.
16:52That's right.
16:54He got me already.
16:56Eat the system. Damn, dude.
16:58Look at the pay your loans. It's crazy.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:02Spin around and look at it.
17:04Oh, it's like art.
17:06They're not hitting us anymore.
17:08I think they gave up.
17:10I think we broke it.
17:12Oh, they're coming.
17:14I left.
17:16Oh, you got him.
17:18They both suck.
17:20Two of them are stuck.
17:22Who are they going for?
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26I'm trying to make us money here.
17:28Why, Brian?
17:30We're done playing.
17:32It looks like they were trying to go together.
17:34Oh.
17:36One of them snapped out of it.
17:38Yes.
17:40They did one time.
17:42She's coming.
17:44Okay, I left.
17:46You got to learn to swing at you.
17:48Another one.
17:50Who's that?
17:52He caught you and you left.
17:56Did he leave?
17:58That was amazing.
18:00He slapped him and he left.
18:02You're in the main menu with a concussion.
18:04Ah.
18:08All right, you want to do that, motherfucker?
18:10How about this?
18:12Wait.
18:14Wait.
18:16Wait, what, bitch? Game's gone.
18:18Game is gone.
18:20I was just joking.
18:22Ain't nothing to joke about now, is there?
18:24Nothing funny now.
18:26All right, well, that was a fun game, kind of.
18:28Well, that was it.
18:32All right, this is what I did.
18:34Okay, he's just whacking people.
18:36Whacking people.
18:38Yeah, it's pretty soon after this, though.
18:40We have $10,000 in the top left corner.
18:42Oh, yeah, because I took the loan out.
18:44So here's where I took the loan.
18:46The loan was not a bad thing.
18:48It's just what you did with it that fucking ruined us.
18:50The loan is really easy to get.
18:52Hold on, let me see.
18:54They should make it require a co-signer.
18:56Yeah.
18:58He's like, oh, he could name something.
19:00Ooh.
19:02He increased the loan.
19:04He maxed it out.
19:06Loan duration.
19:08All right.
19:14Stop it.
19:16Guys, I just found $10,000 for us.
19:18So it was 14 days
19:20multiplied by 850.
19:22What is that?
19:24It's twice the loan.
19:26Yeah, that's assuming you used the loan
19:28to do something that makes you money, though.
19:30Yeah, so let's see what you did.
19:32Let's see what you did with the money.
19:34Self-checkouts.
19:36And at some point, he just finds a sledgehammer.
19:38He's just hitting this woman.
19:40She's invincible.
19:42I hit women for a while, but that guy robbed.
19:44I don't know how long...
19:46It's going to last three times longer than it would for any of the rest of us.
19:48I like how calm your face is.
19:50It's like just a psychopath.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:54It doesn't even bring him joy.
20:00And he puts it down.
20:02All right, that's enough of that.
20:04What else can I do?
20:06Oh!
20:08Oh, dude!
20:12We broke the one in the corner.
20:14Oh, look at this.
20:16Look at his brain.
20:18Look what I found.
20:20Look what I found.
20:22His bottom lip is dropping.
20:28That one don't work.
20:30He would have smashed more.
20:32It just said not enough funds.
20:34Did you see that?
20:36It won't break this one.
20:38He was going to destroy the whole fucking store.
20:42Look at his fucking bottom lip.
20:44How many times the $4,000 pops up?
20:46How many times the $4,000 pops up?
20:48He never said that for me.
20:50He's like, oh, this thing's fucking boring.
20:52Can't do nothing.
20:54This psychopathic, just straight-faced,
20:56broom-masking...
20:58Oh, my God.
21:00Whatever bank gave you that loan
21:02fucking fleeced your ass, bro.
21:04Dude, it was $10,000.
21:06You need $10,000 to do what?
21:08Destroy a wall
21:10with a sledgehammer.
21:12In the matter of a minute and 45 seconds
21:14though, you did all of it.
21:16It's crazy.
21:18Beat the shit out of 40 people
21:20and then just spent it all
21:22destroying half the store.
21:24And then you just
21:26catch him in the back room taking a nap.
21:28Fucking worked my ass off today.
21:30All right, guys.
21:32Hope you enjoyed the video.
21:34Thanks again to War Robots Frontiers for sponsoring the channel.
21:36And yeah, don't forget to click that link in the description
21:38to claim your rewards and get into battle.
21:40Thanks again, guys, and I hope you have a great day.
21:44Call it
21:46what does it all mean
21:48bruised up
21:50happy
21:52with all her bad dreams
21:54and nothing good
21:56ever comes easy
21:58so I keep bleeding