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00:00Hey, this has been a long time coming.
00:21I'm giving Aaron a tattoo.
00:23I am a licensed tattoo professional in the state of Florida and also one of the worst
00:28artists in the state of Florida.
00:30Me and a professional, Nick, who's done pretty much all of my work, we are going to compete
00:38head to head to give him the best Bart Simpson inspired tattoo.
00:41I saw him cooking them up on stream and I'm so excited for this, honestly.
00:46So it's none of the ones you saw on stream.
00:48That's fine.
00:49I had a big old brain blast when I went to bed.
00:55So that's going to be the idea.
00:57That's good, right?
00:58That's so sick.
00:59I gave him the hook hand because I can't draw a real hand.
01:01The hook hand was really cool.
01:04You want Charlie to go first?
01:05Who do you want to go first?
01:06Probably you.
01:07Because I would love to end on a high note, yeah.
01:08Alright, so I'll let Charlie go first and then we'll hop back in with the tattoo.
01:09Let me get your designs as well.
01:10Okay, so there's a Charlie one.
01:11That's really cool.
01:12I'm fucking so heavy.
01:13The glasses are super sick, but I think my heart dragged me to him coming out of the
01:14blinds.
01:15That can go kind of low down, I don't really mind that guy being visible because the thing
01:36is from like short level, you're just going to see the flower and people are going to
01:39be like, oh yeah, that's a sick tattoo.
01:41What is it?
01:42Bart Simpson.
01:43Oh, we should do, can we real quick, um, you, you, you could go on, uh, Aaron, let's do
01:50a, let's do a tattoo tour real quick.
01:53Oh yeah.
01:54Let's see what you got already.
01:55All right.
01:56I've got this moon blowing up with an astronaut man.
01:57I've got this cool revolver that you've probably seen in videos.
02:02I've got this, uh, I think it's the moon, no, no, no.
02:07The ocean spirit from Avatar.
02:08Yeah.
02:09I've got a Dikembe album cover, except it says mom.
02:14I got this little flower pot.
02:15My sister did.
02:17I got this cool tattoo of a cat playing a sad cat and then a cat playing a flute.
02:22I think that might be all of them.
02:24That was a cool tour.
02:26I've never got the meaning behind it.
02:28Yo soy Bart.
02:29Yo soy Bart.
02:30Yo soy Bart.
02:31Yo soy Bart.
02:32If you guys like this video, if you're feeling, if you're feeling the Bart love type, yo soy
02:39Bart in the comments.
02:40You ready to hop on board?
02:41I am indeed.
02:42Going under the knife now.
02:43No, no turning back.
02:44I'm just saying my last, sending people my last will and testament.
03:00Charlie's a damn ripper doc giving me the latest implants.
03:06I'm not going to be a choom for much longer.
03:09I got the good meat back here.
03:12Yes sir.
03:13There's a good chunk of fuckable meat right here.
03:17What?
03:18Well you made a cyberpunk album.
03:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:22That's what Adam Smasher says.
03:23You look like a cut of fuckable meat.
03:26Are you?
03:27Break some of that on there.
03:28Give that a good wipe.
03:29Yeah, right there.
03:30You sure?
03:31Okay.
03:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:33Yeah, okay.
03:34I'm going to, I'm going to pull you here.
03:35Get it as wet as you can.
03:36Okay.
03:37All right.
03:38Now while it's wet, shave it like that.
03:39Yeah.
03:40If you do it quick and up, it'll shave easier.
03:41Oh, perfect.
03:42Hey Chase.
03:43What's up man?
03:44Oh, sorry.
03:45I'm talking to you in the future.
03:46Is this your first time?
03:47Is this your first time shaving somebody else's leg?
03:48Yes.
03:49Oh, uh, we got a lot of firsts.
03:50We got a lot of firsts.
03:51We got a lot of firsts.
03:52We got a lot of firsts.
03:53We got a lot of firsts.
03:54We got a lot of firsts.
03:55We got a lot of firsts.
03:56We got a lot of firsts.
03:57We got a lot of firsts.
03:58Is this your first time shaving somebody else's leg?
04:00Yes.
04:01Oh, uh, we got a lot of firsts going on today.
04:05We do, we do.
04:07For those of us who have no idea about the tattoo process, can you kind of explain what
04:11like this kind of thing is doing?
04:13So we just cleaned off the area, sanitized it, shaved it, and now we're putting the stencil
04:17stuff on and we're going to get the stencil on from there.
04:21Perfect.
04:22This is a big moment.
04:23Yeah, this is, this is going to be for all the marbles.
04:26That looks pretty good.
04:29And then give them the reveal.
04:31Alright.
04:35Oh, that came in there nice.
04:38There we go.
04:40Have you ever been satisfied with that?
04:43How do you feel about beer?
04:45Huh?
04:46How do you feel about beer?
04:47What do you mean?
04:48Like just in general.
04:49You like beer?
04:50I fuck with beer.
04:51And do you like hookhands?
04:52I mean, yeah.
04:53Alright, then we're good to go.
04:55Get the hardest parts out of the way, Aaron.
04:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they always say.
04:59Well, the hardest thing is emasculating me by shaving my legs.
05:03Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry torte.
05:09Is this allowed on YouTube?
05:11I don't think it's allowed on YouTube.
05:12You might have to look at me again.
05:14Yeah.
05:15So do yourself a favor.
05:16Wait, wait, wait.
05:17Are you really allowed to execute people in jail?
05:20From this point on, no talking.
05:23What?
05:24This is so grim.
05:26Hans Molman got executed for five minutes.
05:29Let's just, I think the claws are probably fine.
05:31Yeah, I feel like the tighter the better, so that way I don't...
05:34Aaron, you ready?
05:35Any last thoughts before he goes to town?
05:38Uh, I'm so excited.
05:40It's a world of firsts today.
05:43A big step for humanity.
05:46Wait, YouTube will become a tattoo artist.
05:49I like this.
05:50It's seemingly a bigger deal for you guys than it is for me.
05:54Is that good enough, do you think?
05:57Uh, yep.
05:58I can see it loaded up.
05:59Alright, and then we just go for it?
06:01There, this is it.
06:09There we go.
06:10There we go.
06:14How much should I do?
06:15If you can, try to sink it more, and pull it steady.
06:18Because if you do it light like that, it probably won't go in at all.
06:23You're being such a big, brave boy.
06:26Yay.
06:27So now I would give it a quick dump again.
06:29Every about two minutes.
06:30I feel like you've got enough line, and then I'll give it a dump.
06:33Just make sure.
06:37You're doing good, because most people don't put it in deep enough,
06:40and you're doing the depth somewhat correctly.
06:43If I had a trickle.
06:47Charlie, soft butt if you do it right.
06:49Hook it up real fast.
06:50No.
06:51I wouldn't do that to my friend.
06:53Thank goodness.
06:54And true Charlie Badgen, he's just good at it.
06:57He's just good at it, yeah.
07:01You're in good hands.
07:02You're doing a great job.
07:03I know.
07:04It feels pretty good too.
07:06It feels completely normal.
07:09You didn't tell me it was.
07:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:16I'm bucking like a bronco right now.
07:21His pants got a little cattywumpus there with that gyration.
07:24How do you erase it?
07:25Do I suck it out?
07:26I think it controls the progress bar, how far through do you think you are.
07:32How speedy are you going?
07:33Eighth of the way through.
07:34I was going to say, he's kind of going.
07:35He's moving good.
07:36Well, he nears 10% probably.
07:38Yeah, I was going to say, I didn't even think he'd be that far.
07:45Is this making you want to get one?
07:48Yeah, I would let Charlie give me a tattoo.
07:49I would want a professional one first, and then I would let him give me one.
07:56I'm an empty canvas as well.
07:58I have nothing.
07:59If you need a new paper towel, just let me know.
08:01Okay.
08:04This is just another day in the book.
08:08I shot a little high.
08:09Hey, that's fine.
08:10You shot a little high on the hooks.
08:12That's alright.
08:14Those bigger?
08:15Yeah.
08:16Alright, well, that's bad ass.
08:17It's like a perspective thing.
08:20He's like brandishing at you a little bit.
08:23Why are you uploading this without his consent?
08:31We're getting close.
08:34Do you have any apprenticeships over?
08:36We'll make some.
08:55Yeah, Chelsea, can you confirm or deny that this is a tattoo?
08:59Yeah, Chelsea, can you confirm or deny that this is a female gaze?
09:03Like, is this what women want from men?
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06Really long, muscular arms with a hooked hand.
09:08Just to clarify, you mean...
09:09I'm glad you're holding a beard.
09:11I was going to say, you mean Bart's body, not you with this on your body.
09:15That's true.
09:16Oh, yeah, definitely.
09:17Well, Eric mastered the female gaze.
09:19Oh, yeah.
09:20I can feel you looking at that.
09:21Yeah, he and Leslie are great friends.
09:24Yeah, we're in the dire straits here.
09:26I think this is the final frontier, like the last thing I can fuck up.
09:30Yeah, the hands.
09:31Blasting that thing on, though, like, I'm kind of shocked at how fast it's going.
09:34Yeah, it's like a drive-thru tattoo.
09:36Honestly, the machine helps a lot because it puts the line in really nice.
09:41Why do they switch from the coils to the staggered ones?
09:45It might depend.
09:46It's a little more comfortable, a little more convenient.
09:48But this, I think, is much more efficient.
09:52All right, now we're getting to the head, Aaron.
09:54Oh, wow.
09:57I think I used the other one for too long, so I smudged too much in.
10:05All right, this is important.
10:06This is the part where you know it's Bart Simpson, so you can't really mess this part up.
10:11Otherwise, it's no longer Bart.
10:13We're at the most important crossroads.
10:27So, where are you, Aaron?
10:28That way.
10:29I think that way.
10:30It's not that way.
10:31Stop it.
10:32Be confident.
10:33He's real high.
10:35Don't let it slip.
10:36Don't let it slip now.
10:38You're doing good.
10:44That's incredible.
10:45How's the machine feeling right now?
10:47Pretty good, actually.
10:48Like, at first, it was a little scary, but now I feel pretty confident.
10:53That was the bottom out.
10:54Yeah, that was Aaron pushing it.
10:57It's so beautiful.
10:58I don't know what you're looking at.
11:00Make sure to be confident, you know?
11:01Yeah.
11:02He rides that high.
11:03Like, it's already there.
11:04You're just uncovering it.
11:05So true.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:07This part's been on my body since I was born.
11:10This is crazy.
11:11You're just finding it.
11:13This turned out really well.
11:15I'm very surprised at how good that is to the guy.
11:25Here it is.
11:26Here's the reveal.
11:29Oh, yeah.
11:30Look at him.
11:33That's incredible.
11:36I'm pretty happy with that.
11:37Respect.
11:38Ready?
11:39Yep.
11:40Let me see it.
11:41Wait, don't start yet.
11:42Let me see.
11:43It's just a picture.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:48That is, like, so much more stylistic.
11:53I was worried that it was going to be too thin, but that's, like, perfect.
11:57Those are bold, confident lines.
12:00It's an instant classic.
12:05All right.
12:06Great job.
12:07Imagine if you just slapped the tattoo.
12:10Oh, wait.
12:11That's me sealing the tattoo.
12:13Yeah, yeah.
12:18What's it like being shaved by two grown men?
12:20It's pretty good.
12:22Makes me feel beautiful.
12:23Perfect.
12:27If you closed your eyes while you were being tattooed, could you feel the difference between the two of them?
12:33Honestly, I don't know.
12:35The thing is, they're different parts.
12:37Like, my quad, I feel like there's a lot more surface area.
12:41My hamstring, it had, like, points where there was a lot of pressure.
12:44I think it just depends.
12:45Like, I wouldn't, like, when Charlie was doing it, you could have told me it was just a tattoo artist, though, and I wouldn't have really noticed.
12:49Oh, look at that.
12:50That's pretty good.
12:51I mean, it wasn't a tattoo artist, but that's pretty good.
12:53It is a professional.
12:55Ready, bud?
12:56Yep.
13:05Real quick.
13:08Very similar to Charlie's.
13:09Yeah.
13:14That looks very good.
13:15It looks good.
13:16That actually is sick.
13:17That can actually be pretty cool.
13:19What's your, for those of you who have gotten, like, bigger tattoos, I know it takes a while, what is your, like, activity of choice when you have to sit there for a couple hours?
13:27Because that's always the thing I think about.
13:29Like, I don't know what I would do for six hours if I just had to sit there and do nothing.
13:33I'd rip the chair and go to my happy place.
13:36This one was nine hours.
13:38Which one?
13:39Yeah.
13:40Well, actually, both my big pieces were nine hours.
13:42That is a sick tattoo.
13:43Do you just, like, watch stuff on your phone and listen to music?
13:46No, I'm usually, like, really quiet.
13:48Really?
13:49What do you do?
13:50Just hang out.
13:51Yeah?
13:52Yeah.
13:53Usually, Nick and I would just shoot the shit for a while.
13:54If I ever get one, you all have to come with me.
13:56You gotta shoot the shit.
13:57Sitting in silence isn't...
13:58I agree.
13:59You know, like, you gotta have some...
14:02Obviously, a different activity, but Monique always makes fun of me because when I get a massage, I talk to the person the entire time.
14:08It's just like you're supposed to relax and be quiet during a massage, but I just gotta yap.
14:12I do, too, because it's awkward.
14:14Yeah.
14:15I was telling Charlie earlier, I'm gonna forget that this one exists because it's on a part of my body I never see.
14:22And then, like, in three weeks, I'm gonna go to take a shower, and I'm gonna see it, and I'm gonna be like, what the fuck is that?
14:27Mike, that is actually crazy stats.
14:30You know what the NBA will be like.
14:32This is the first time that somebody's stepped on a duck while scoring 40 points.
14:36You came in here, zero bark tattoos.
14:39I know.
14:40You woke up barkless.
14:41You're leaving with two.
14:42Ask LeBron James.
14:44Someone tweet at LeBron James and say, how many barks you got?
14:47It would be a fire tattoo, actually.
14:49You know the picture of all the SpongeBob cats playing basketball?
14:55Oh, yeah.
14:56Where, like, Patrick's like, that'd be so good.
15:00I'd give that a tattoo.
15:01But I do love that LeBron James, the greatest basketball player of all time, his escape as a child from his troubled upbringing was drawing bark tattoos.
15:12I feel like we're a kindred spirit right now.
15:15Who do you think is the most famous person you could authentically chop it up with?
15:20I think we could chop it up with Timothee Chalamet, if we had some now.
15:25I think so, too.
15:26A year ago, I would have said probably not, but since Dune, I'm like, this guy's fucking sick.
15:33He does all the interviews now.
15:35He did Narwhal and stuff, and he used to be a YouTuber.
15:39He started as a YouTuber.
15:41Maybe he's going to watch this video.
15:42What do you want to say to him?
15:43Hey, Tim.
15:44If you could send me the Dune Messiah script, please.
15:47I just want to see how Denis works that one out.
15:51There's going to be a lot of crazy shit in that film.
15:57It kind of looks like we're all sitting around watching you get surgery on this.
16:01I hope he makes it.
16:02That's the next one is Charlie gets surgery on Aaron.
16:05I've always had a faggot video of if I got to deliver someone's child.
16:10See?
16:11Holy shit.
16:14It's a great idea.
16:15You just have to be in the right place at the right time.
16:17I feel like you could get Charlie certified as a midwife, like an at-home midwife or something.
16:27At least enough to assist one in the process.
16:30I don't need to solo it or anything.
16:32Would you want them to be in a pool?
16:34Do you think that would help you?
16:35I don't think the hospital's going to let them do it.
16:37I think it would have to be at home.
16:38Yeah, like a home in a pool or something.
16:40I don't know. I like the idea of the hospital more than an at-home birth.
16:43Because then it just feels like I barged in unannounced.
16:46You would have to, I think.
16:50I want someone to pay you to give them plastic surgery.
16:54It's like you design.
16:55They're like, I want new boobs.
16:57But Charlie's going to be the one that makes them.
16:59He's sitting in the office and he's like,
17:01So, my vision, one time I gave a bark tattoo to somebody and kind of did a bite in.
17:08I was thinking sand instead of silicone.
17:13Helps relieve stress in crying dogs.
17:18And so you can tell what time it is.
17:20You can lay upside down and see when an hour passes.
17:26How would you say it compares, Charlie?
17:28I think our line works pretty similar.
17:31His is, you can see there's more experience there.
17:34But our bones are similar.
17:36Also, you know, you had a lot of heart in yours.
17:40This is just business.
17:42Mine was corporate.
17:46Same foundation, different blueprints.
17:49Exactly.
17:50Do you feel different?
17:52Empowered.
17:54I feel strong.
17:57The real problem is, you can never commit a crime again.
18:00Not again, but you can never commit a crime.
18:02He just has to be sideways.
18:04He's like a flounder.
18:08They'll be like, we're looking for a guy.
18:10He's got two bark tattoos.
18:13Well, you never know.
18:14Maybe he's running away and the police are like, he's got a bad bark tattoo.
18:19And then all Aaron has to do is cover it up and he's got the good one.
18:23And he's like, no, mine is good actually.
18:25Do you guys think they were ever, like, it's funny because it's like I'm a really big fan of one of the Simpsons.
18:33Fuck the rest of the Simpsons.
18:35You had the opportunity to do two Simpsons and you chose one.
18:37I might get a Homer one day.
18:40I suppose this explains Aaron to a T.
18:45Where if today I gained two bark tattoos, it would be an insane, momentous day in my life.
18:54For Aaron, it's just okay.
18:59He's just getting two bark tattoos.
19:02I really think it's just because you guys don't have tattoos.
19:06I think as soon as you get one, it's really like, yeah, I think you're talking about.
19:11Like the bark edition is certainly something.
19:16Like every time in a meeting we would be like, you're sure you're okay with this?
19:19And he's like, guys, I don't care.
19:22Like, it's not like it has to be a sleeve and like insanely visible.
19:27Like this, when I go to the beach in my speedo, like people will see it.
19:33Also, Aaron, I've noticed you're wearing really short shorts now.
19:37Well, the cool thing is that this one's like such a conversation starter.
19:42Oh my God, I love your bark tattoo.
19:44Banks, look at the other one.
19:47People see this and they're like, whoa.
19:50There's so much effort put into this bark tattoo.
19:54Explain this to me.
19:55Because no one's ever seen a taste.
19:56I don't think there's anyone's ever seen a tasteful bark tattoo.
20:00This is the first one.
20:01I think every bark tattoo is just like Bart Simpson's head.
20:05Or yeah, or just like nothing.
20:07Like there's nothing cool about them.
20:09I did look up reference last night and there, you're right.
20:12There was not a lot.
20:13There was like him on the skateboard.
20:16You should have got like how Homer like chokes him out a little bit.
20:21There's nothing like, yeah, no one tries to like do something with it like this.
20:26That's why no matter how bad you think the art on Charlie's is,
20:30which that's up for discussion.
20:32You can't say he didn't apply himself.
20:35That's true.
20:36There's a theme to it no matter what.
20:38You put a lot of effort.
20:40I was churning a bunch of ideas yesterday that I didn't want to tell you
20:43because I think you've been overwhelmed by like the difficulty of some of them.
20:47I was thinking like a Hydra with all Bart heads.
20:51Like the one that had been cut off and it was like starting to grow the new ones,
20:54but like there's a dead Bart head in front as well.
20:56It would go crazy.
20:57Thank you for not making me do that.
20:59I would have been like, no.
21:03Shading looks insane.
21:04I know, that's nuts.
21:07Oh yeah.
21:14Well, you got so much more space to play with.
21:16You sure you don't want more?
21:17I'm good right now.
21:18I don't want to talk too much of the area, but I'm not going to say I don't want more tattoos.
21:23Look at that.
21:24Yeah, I've done that.
21:25That's so fucking sick.
21:26Cool.
21:27So which one do you like more?
21:29Without seeing how that looks yet, which one do you like more?
21:32Legitimately, I think you guys are setting up a joke.
21:35It's so tight, honestly.
21:37The other one fucks in like such a...
21:39It's also so unexpected because I expected Charlie to kind of like ravage it.
21:44Like really give me something.
21:46Truly going into this, I thought...
21:48I thought it wasn't going to be anything.
21:50Yeah, no, it definitely turned out like a real thing, which I was surprised.
21:53Love to hear that.
21:54If I had to keep one, I would definitely keep this one.
21:58But the other one...
22:01Aaron's like, wait, these are...
22:04Was it temporary?
22:05That's so cool.
22:06Yeah, that looks so good.
22:09Cool, man. Thanks for getting in.
22:10Of course.
22:13Yeah, yeah, and then you can each pose with your art.
22:18I don't want to look like I'm out of...
22:28There we go.