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00:00Just this the way the tournament is is damn near perfect and they just have to keep tinkering with it boys
00:05I i'd even confess this and I don't want to get canceled online
00:08But i'm like a cancel for saying this especially at a sports company
00:15All right, bang bang it's the rundown wednesday march 19th
00:182025 the good mood crew is in the building. It's your pal clem here
00:22We got bob fawkes down in new york city and my fellow snack brother
00:28Edward eduardo in chai town. I believe eddie when chai town right now can confirm
00:35Confirmed yes confirmed in chicagoland
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01:26I'm, not gonna lie to you
01:28Um, I don't know if it's just me getting old with all the changes in the sport
01:32And I whatever it may be
01:34Just doesn't hit the same sometimes sometimes college basketball during the regular season
01:38We got that little the spark was lit last night and the madness is on we had an incredible
01:45Uh buzzer beater in the let me get this straight here alabama state st
01:49Francis game and then north carolina going out and shutting up all the critics with an absolute beatdown
01:55of san diego state
01:57Edward how we feeling about the early? Uh returns on march madness here. The madness is back in our lives
02:07Eddie died and he's gone speechless. What's going on here? He's
02:11Speechless the man is broken. There he goes
02:15All right. Well, i'm still here. We can talk about mars with me. I guess I have siu edwardsville and our yearly buster tournament
02:24It's the second time that me big ev and jack mac have gotten the dead last pick
02:29But hell we've gotten far with the 16 before
02:31We haven't gotten far with the 16 before but we've had the 16 before and we've had fun supporting them
02:36So we're gonna have fun supporting them this time
02:38Um as far as march madness goes i'm not super well versed on and klemmer came into the office
02:44Pissed off today. He was yelling. We were like, what are you yelling about? You just got here
02:49He's so mad that opening day is starting 3 p.m and going against the sweet 16 games at 7 p.m
02:55So it's just it's a chaotic time in the barstool office
02:59One of my favorite things is all the tvs they'll put on like true tv or whatever to get ready for the games
03:05And it's it's the hour two before the games when i'm watching impractical jokers on six screens in the gambling cave
03:12That's my favorite part of march madness. That's fair. Hey, listen when klemmer's hot under the collar don't get in his way
03:18He might be like 110 pounds of a fury, but it just keeps coming at you
03:23I've i've seen it myself with my own two eyes and i've heard a bunch of it
03:27but he's right though like that is the one thing I will say as as like these
03:31Places different sports try to like find a buck or grow the game
03:34Opening day no offense to ed who was up, you know at 4 30 or whatever
03:41Essential time to watch opening day take place in japan a week before opening day for the rest of us
03:47College basketball the tournament starts two days early. It's just it's just absolute mayhem
03:52but when you get moments like last night where you have a great buzzer beater and then you have a uh,
03:59like
04:00Statement game when everyone was talking trash about carolina
04:02Which had everyone thinking carolina's probably gonna go on like a run now because everyone was talking so much shit about him
04:07Uh, it was great to see that happen ed. I think we have you back
04:11Give me your takes on all this stuff with the madness going on
04:14yeah, I I mean
04:16Plumber anything with baseball will set him off instantly like one a little thing from a little outburst that triggers him
04:23He will turn into an absolute lunatic for that game
04:26he loves it so much, but I uh, I didn't watch yesterday i've gotten to the point where
04:32The the 68 the playing games if I have nothing going on, of course i'm watching yesterday at some ablos
04:38because I and
04:40Just too much like like thursday through sunday is when you really lock in like you don't
04:45You don't move your you don't move from your couch. It's like a true
04:49115 step day, right? So I was okay missing it. It sounds like the carolina game was an absolute
04:57White like it was it was just a wash
04:59So I mean it's it's one of those things too where the playing game
05:03Is the the tradition now has been one of these teams everyone bitches if they get in and then they're absolutely awesome
05:10And then they're gonna go to sweet 16. So
05:12it's
05:13Yeah, reek reeks blocked it perfectly and it kind of goes off what you said ed
05:16He said like unc dominating that game last night
05:20Kind of is like another reason why they have to stop expanding the field, right?
05:25Because it's like you hear they want to go from 68 to like I don't even know what the next number is
05:2976 82 and then at some point every fucking team is going to make the tournament which does have like a fun
05:35Side of chaos to it, but I think we all remember fondly 64
05:39Even 68
05:41Just this the way the tournament is is damn near perfect and they just have to keep tinkering with it boys
05:46I i'd even confess this and I don't want to get canceled online
05:49But i'm like a cancel for saying this especially at a sports company. This was the first selection sunday
05:53I missed and it was like it wasn't
05:56And it wasn't like I was at home and just left the tv off
05:58But I said I you know
05:59I was out oblos like dealing with the kids were driving around and I was like i'll get the brackets when I can
06:04Because they do this thing where they're tickling your balls for 10 minutes. Just give me the south
06:08I don't know any of the players playing anymore. Anyway in this it doesn't actually ran through a pretty quickly clump shocking day
06:14Okay. Yeah, so listen breaking news 2026. I'm back in for this election. Okay
06:19So you can't cancel me if i've already absolved my mistake i've already
06:24You know trying to make good on it
06:25So because remember that one year when they leaked it and they didn't know where they're coming from
06:30That was like an all-time great internet moment and I feel like they've been pushing back on it
06:34um, and also shout out greg gumbel I saw they had like the um,
06:39The like yeah the tribute to him. That was great
06:42Uh, he you don't realize just how good that voice was and that guy could keep all the charles
06:47Barkley doesn't know what the fuck's going on out there
06:49You have these guys brawling about north carolina not being in and greg could always bring it all together
06:53So the madness is here ed, you know how you know, uh, this is how I know I don't care about the opening day games
06:59I don't even get anything special for dinner, you know, like I yeah. Yes
07:03I consider this I think most people consider football the big wing sport
07:06Which I agree with but for some reason wings are always big for me with the tournament
07:10We'd always get wings the first day of the tournament. I had no menu is set up
07:14I don't I usually do some cheese steaks some wings, whatever may be
07:18First two games, we're just going regular, you know
07:21Power run up the middle. We're not doing anything special in the custody club
07:24So that's how you know, it doesn't happen and the thing is too the first 16 seed playing game. That's not even
07:29That's that's not even bread at the table. That's like that's like
07:33Yeah, like the the the sesame sticks and the crackers in the box, you know, I mean that's not
07:38That doesn't get anywhere. So the other game sure. It's pretty good if i'm not doing anything
07:43of course i'm locked in but it's not appointment television viewing in my opinion because
07:48Thursday through sunday are just such such grinders
07:51Let's call it what it is. It's not even those those sticks because listen we get excited about those sticks
07:56It's the water for the table and hey when you get a buzzer beater like you did last night
08:00That's when they bring it out in that fancy little glass thing
08:02Even though it's just tap and you're like did they hear me say I want tap. I don't want the fancy stuff
08:06That's all it is. So the the water's here
08:10Red's coming and then yeah the main course is i'm getting hungry, but the perfect way to segue to the next. Um
08:15Next topic on today's rundown scottie. Scheffler's masters club dinner has been announced
08:21And boys, I think we got ourselves potential goat stuff right here
08:24So i'm just going to run down the menu. This might be a snack boys exclusive
08:28I wish this was a snack boys exclusive. I wish we could have announced this then i'm starting to salivate so
08:32Uh scotty is starting out cheeseburgers sliders and he's saying serve scotty style now
08:37I love that he can like, you know add that animal style stir scotty style whatever he's throwing on there his favorite sauces veggies
08:43Whatever may be firecracker shrimp, which I think we've all had firecracker something with that sweet thai chili sauce
08:49Uh, sriracha mayo papa chef's meatball and ravioli bites pecorino pecorino cheese tomato basil sauce
08:57I hope this is like his dad's recipe. We're talking papa. Scheffler getting you know
09:01Bringing it to the master bringing to augusta texas style chili as the first course
09:06Then we have either wood fire cowboy ribeye or blackened redfish and then for dessert
09:12warm chocolate chip skillet cookie with vanilla bean ice cream
09:18ed
09:19My snack boy my snack man. Give me the take on this menu right when when when I saw that dessert line
09:25I saw warm chocolate chip. I was like, no nice cookies. Everyone loves chocolate chip cookies
09:29When I hit that skillet on the line, I was like damn he's different
09:35He really is different so, um
09:37Fantastic menu top to bottom. My only question, uh meatball bites. That's just small meatballs, right?
09:45So it's question yeah, or is it called ravioli are you getting meatball wedges?
09:50I don't know. It sounds like is it like those just tiny meat? I it's gotta be I don't know
09:56I'm, okay with either to be honest. I kind of like either. That's fine. Yeah
10:00That's fine. Maybe it's is meatball stuffed in the ravioli because it says meatball and ravioli bites. What does that mean?
10:06This all sounds good to me. I got I gotta see a picture of it to get the full like visualization
10:11I'm a huge ravioli guy though. Oh my god meatball and ravioli bites with the skillet afterwards
10:17Shit scotty is different
10:19This feels like if we all sat at a table like all three of us would pick one of those appetizers. Yeah
10:25Yeah
10:26I feel like this is the most common man menu we've ever had in Augusta history too
10:31like this is stuff that you could see for them like
10:34again, and then the warm chocolate dad is
10:37Mo throwing 98 on the block right there as the closer perfect way to close it out fellas
10:43What would you get as your drink not for this meal but any meal in Augusta because I have my answer and it's
10:49Not really a pun, but it is something I truly associate with like a nice warm spring day
10:54Do you have like a drink that you would pair with this if you could you know?
10:57Have your little specialty if you want to do cocktail or just a straight up, you know soft drink, whatever it may be
11:02I think you got to go all class and you got to go arnold palmer club
11:06I think that is my answer edward my answer. I think you got to go all class with that
11:10Arnold palmer is a good one. I might be showing my age here and by by doing that
11:14I mean i'm outing myself as an absolute child, but a shirley temple sounds awesome with this meal
11:20I I you know aj just had his first shirley temple the other day. No, excuse me
11:25This was uh, this was one of the greatest lines
11:27So he goes aj showing his age as a six-year-old obsessed with youtube and video games. He goes
11:33second shirley temple achievement
11:36unlocked
11:41I was like wow
11:42You are truly just raised by the internet and video games at this point
11:46Shirley temples are going and ed if we're going to do the arnold palmer
11:49We're going to have lemonade as an option fresh squeeze probably the best lemons in the world
11:54I don't even know if they have lemons in georgia. They gotta have lemons in georgia
11:57I had the opportunity to go to a practice round a couple years ago at the master stew and they got uh,
12:02The azalea cocktail is fantastic and there was another cocktail that was so good, too
12:07So you're in good hands beverage wise in augusta as well. Yeah
12:11The one thing I have about this menu that concerns me and I hope this isn't the case here
12:15We have the texas style chili as the first course with cheddar cheese jalapenos and corn chips
12:20I don't want that to get passed by and I don't want it to fill people up too much
12:24It has to be you can't be dealing with more than a cup here in terms that's really filling chili
12:29Chili is a bold appetizer choice. Maybe if it was clem probably swap it with pigs in a blanket
12:36That would be that would be my if you could have one menu item to add to an augusta menu
12:41My personally would be pigs in a blanket. Do you guys have anything you'd want to have either?
12:44You know could be appetizer could be dessert could be entree
12:47Do you have anything that for your because this is as much about your personality as it is anything else, right?
12:53Yeah, rob. You got one
12:55I do off the top of my head. I would go with uh, cheese steak egg rolls with a little like cheese dipping sauce
13:02I love a cheese steak egg roll
13:04And I feel like that's unique it's like a fun finger food
13:06It could be an appetizer what doesn't fill you up too much
13:09It is for sure my go-to is obviously always french onion
13:12But I feel like that might be a little basic for a sit-down meal
13:15I feel like that's usually comes pretty standard on these I feel like you need to get
13:19More personality showing and I hate to be that guy
13:22But there's a lot of bad french onions going around and I don't want to want to be back there with the chef quality controlling
13:27So I that that's what my gut says, but I don't feel good about it
13:30Do you think sheffler had time to like do a tasting like a wedding tasting but I hope so
13:35And it's like it's multiple chefs that it got so it's like listen
13:38We're gonna have four french onions for you here ed. We're gonna make sure you get the perfect one
13:42It's like iron chef, but augusta
13:45iron
13:46That's a show right there. We have another show
13:49fox fucking chattel
13:52growing incredibly
13:54Uh, so yeah, I in the for my pigs in a blanket it's gonna be in like a pastry
13:59Uh, maybe even like if I want to get crazy the pretzel
14:03Hey, we're just gonna go with the pastry
14:05But I want to have kind of like bob said I can't do this if bob was sharing a menu
14:09I want a cheese sauce and a mustard sauce as my dipping options for the pigs in a blanket
14:14And we don't do ketchup. I don't know if any no
14:17I like ketchup with hot dogs. I don't like doing ketchup with hot dogs. I like doing
14:22Other stuff with burgers more than anything. Um
14:26And we're gonna keep it in the sports realm before I wrap things out
14:28Uh, aaron rogers, uh got left at the I don't know if he even got left at the altar
14:34I think he was asking the vikings to come to the altar and they're like no we have this guy
14:38We drafted last year towards hcl. We're very happy with the rookie. They turned down the proposal
14:43I don't know what to say other than now
14:45he's back to the sad sack giant fans like myself and the steelers fans waiting to hear his um,
14:52His answer on where he's gonna play next year or I guess retirement could be an option ed as the uh
14:57One of the biggest aaron rogers haters I know on this planet
15:00You have to be loving how this is all played out for him right here
15:03Well, so the vikings said they're out. Is that what you said?
15:07they're saying like they they've turned down trade offers for mccarthy and
15:12like they're looking for a veteran and
15:16There's a veteran who's basically like i'll do whatever you guys want and they're like nah, we're good
15:20Yeah, obviously because that's a no-brainer right is the vikings you go play for kfc
15:25You have justin jefferson a throw to jordan addison. That's a good deal right there. Um
15:30i'm more I mean
15:31I'm more interested in you colin like I kind of want to pass the rock back to you because you're the team
15:36Who's interested here? So do you want this or not?
15:40no, I I
15:41I'm not going to go into it. I I don't like aaron rogers. I haven't liked him for a little while now
15:45I he just brings and this is like part of the aaron rogers experience
15:49I watched all the shit with the jets the last two years as all the jets fans talked themselves into it
15:54got an entire fucking
15:57Franchise fired essentially which maybe is what the giants need is just like he's the enema that just flushes out everything in your front office
16:04Uh, the other thing is like russell wilson's the other option who is probably like my second least favorite quarterback
16:08I'd have as the giants even though he is kind of the giants where
16:12He was once awesome and now just kind of sad, right?
16:16So that is kind of fitting once we got into the joe flacco stuff. It's like what the fuck like
16:22I'm honest if we're gonna bring joe flacco just bring back eli because everyone can get behind
16:27The offensive line doesn't get him killed like if we're gonna guy who can't run at all and can just like do the basics
16:32Give me fucking eli and then the obvious answer is like the fun option, which is let's just go james mode fucking
16:40Maybe go 25 25 and then hopefully have a top pick next year because he loses enough games to keep you in the mix
16:46I'm gonna be talking myself into fucking chaudoir sanders at three over like travis hunter or abdul carter
16:52And i'm gonna i'm in a dark place ed. You guys are hopefully leaving this place next year
16:55I'm still in the dark place bob fox. You've left the dark place
16:59How is everything looking through all this in the light right now?
17:02Oh, it's looking amazing. We've got uh, who did who do we just sign the the bong guy nate help me out
17:08Nate, he's on the call. Oh my god, we traded for tonsil
17:13Stoked about that. I was a big fan of his bong picture when he got drafted. Um, we've we I mean we we've got
17:21tools now
17:22For jayden, which is great. I kind of hope aaron rogers does go to the giants
17:26It pains me that you're a giants fan clem because I root for your happiness
17:30but at the same time to have
17:32The opportunity for jayden to just kick aaron rogers dick in at metlife and me to be there. That would be awesome
17:38So like I kind of hope he does go to the giants and it's a complete disaster
17:42I also don't like aaron rogers. I think kind of the sentiment was um in chicago is would we want him to go to the vikings?
17:49We want the opportunity
17:50to kind of
17:52finish finish him off like we did farve not saying I want another bears player to injure aaron rogers like
17:59Brett farve's last career snap was against the bears carry. You can say it if you want to save space on the run down
18:04It's fine. Well, I I wouldn't want to injure him but I would there would be some
18:09Symbolism of us dethroning the boogeyman. Of course. He's in his 40s
18:13But it wouldn't be in the he's not the same guy
18:15but still either as part of me that would want that and then there's a lot of people who are like I want none of
18:20That smoke like that's a good team. It's one of the best coaches in the nfl
18:24Like it would just be like a replay of pain rehashed and he would become michael myers halloween h2o style. So
18:32Uh, I don't know
18:34Horror movie referenced by ed. Thank you. Good good. Good. Good. Uh, halloween, too
18:40Yeah
18:41That could be his masterpiece too
18:42Like you think aaron rogers his daddy comes back with the vikings it would have just been so fucking funny
18:47If he did come go to the vikings complete the farve arc, which it's like almost amazing how it's like packers jets
18:53Yeah vikings for real kind of a cranky old man before he was getting pushed out by the young guy
18:58It i've lived i'm old enough to live through both and remember everything very vividly
19:03And it just to see it all play out kind of a dick off the field. No one really seems to like him off
19:07It's it's it's amazing
19:08So that's the only thing about the vikings thing is I as someone that loves
19:12Weird shit like that to play out in real life. It would have been cool to see him complete the farve thing
19:16But honestly, I think I just retire
19:18I mean there is a part of me though like as a giants fan
19:21I have no beef with the steelers aaron rogers dk metcalf and george pickens
19:26In a fucking passing offense with arthur smith and then like if tomlin can get those guys all together
19:31After you know keeping antonio brown's craziness a secret for years levion bell had him in check big ben is no fucking angel
19:38It would be like mike tomlin's masterpiece in a sense if he can get those three guys to kind of all work on the same page
19:43So we'll see how it all plays out you climb like why would he want to go to the giants? I'd rather retire
19:48Yeah, I have no clue unless it's just like hey, dude
19:51There is something about like you don't have to move right even though you're a millionaire. It's like
19:57Is he just addicted to playing I don't know
20:00I feel like he's okay doing his ayahuasca shit and going on the mcafee show
20:04I guess there is a sense like oh if I if I bring the giants back like no giants fans
20:08Be like, oh man, aaron rogers all-time great quarterback unless he like won us a super bowl and that ain't happening
20:14There's a ceiling. It's like a first round exit. I think with the giant you gotta get through jayden to get there and then
20:19That's true fucking jayden and the goddamn eagles are just like two final bosses that are in front of us for the foreseeable future
20:25fucking
20:26stinks
20:28All right
20:28So we're going to move on from sports because i'm getting sad now like I usually do when I talk about the giants
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21:50Uh next story coming from
21:53antarctica blog by john rich here. Um
21:56You guys are both like horror guys
21:59Me not as much
22:01this sounds like a fucking horror movie or maybe like uh
22:04What was the name of that the true detective the last true detective season kind of night country
22:08Yeah, yes a team of scientists were stationed in an arctica base for 10 months and they started getting emails about how one uh
22:14Colleague assaulted someone had threatened to kill another nine south african researchers are down in antarctica
22:21And I guess they're pretty much like locked up because you're in fucking antarctica the middle of nowhere
22:25And at this point, um, they have to figure out what they're going to do with these people
22:29let them out of their little enclosure or uh, you know hope and apparently the guy who made the uh,
22:36the assault or the the threats has since said he's going to go under like some
22:41Psychological evaluation and he's in a good place now, but 10 more months boys
22:46Are we watching a horror movie unfold in in real time here bob fox? What do you got?
22:51That was my first thought you
22:53Heard ed bring up halloween before sounds like another john carpenter movie sounds like the thing
22:58Like that was immediately like oh, it's maybe it's not the thing but it's an offshoot. It's the same universe
23:03It's the same research base or whatever
23:06This does sound like it could be adapted and made into something immediately and I would be there to watch it
23:11tomorrow
23:12Ed what do you got? Yeah, I mean, this is my dream
23:15uh
23:17This is my dream. We did a draft a couple months ago
23:21Of fictional worlds and I drafted ahead in field, illinois
23:25That's where halloween is based michael myers and not I mean
23:28I feel like michael myers getting a lot of playing time on this rundown
23:31But uh, I don't know there's something that I would like to see
23:35if i'd survive survive the uh, the massacre, you know, like
23:40Would my house be in his direct path like
23:43I don't know. I've just always thought about that. That's a weird thought and ed. I love you
23:48You're too nice. You're not gonna survive. There's no chance. You're gonna survive
23:51You're you're gonna be the the lovable sidekick that's in a lot of the movie
23:55But then you die and then it ups the stakes for like the final girl to be able to lock in
24:00But around I do feel like I could have that arc where I get stabbed a bunch of times and then at the end
24:06Embracing like I come like lump it out of the kitchen or maybe like maybe like you think ed's dead
24:12And then he hits michael myers with his car at the end of the movie. Yeah
24:16Yes, I think I could have that arc right
24:19True, you could you definitely could thank you. Yeah
24:23I mean if you're the filmmaker you gotta leave the audience feeling happy and it's not just because you know
24:27The dance will distress me now ed is the guy
24:30Back in the end that everyone's like, oh, they gotta bring ed back in the next one. Yeah
24:37Yeah, uh best luck to those idiots down in erica, I mean you sign up for this shit
24:41Like I don't know what else to say
24:42Other than I know you're going to antarctica like respect you doing research and whatever you're doing for the world
24:46But why are you going to antarctica, you know?
24:49Well, you're my guys. You guys know you're my guys both of you
24:52Even the guys recording too neat dog and vinny everyone. I love y'all
24:56How much money would it take to be locked in antarctica for 10 months with your co-worker?
25:00If it was like the five of us
25:02I don't anything less. I think it would have to be like retire never work again money. Yeah
25:07Yeah, exactly because there's also the case that like maybe ed
25:11Sweetly lovable ed just might just try to murder us one day
25:14I have a question would it take more money to be locked with your co-workers or locked by yourself?
25:20By myself, I would rather I would rather be with the co-workers, but I got raynaud's my circulation would go like that
25:27Dude, i'm built for this man. I'm built for this
25:30I could sit there and just play cards and pass time and bullshit with the boys forever
25:36ed
25:36I mean
25:37I don't know who I don't know who sponsored klemmer's, uh, solitary confinement, but maybe this is a potential content
25:44With all due respect to klemmer. I'm, not sure it did have sponsors
25:48No, I think it was body armor or something
25:51Not solitary though. I said I distinct what I said that
25:55So you you'd sign up for the fellows going down to antarctica for 10 months for a year
26:00Yeah, for sure if the if the price is right like there is some meaningful
26:05content to be had
26:06and uh
26:08Yeah months in you're drafting your favorite kind of cloud or your favorite kind of snow
26:12It's like you're gonna be running out of topics quick when you're going through that much isolation
26:17I get that then I would also like I'd want some time off when I get back, you know, I don't want to be like
26:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I could already see the unnamed show where it's like dave a couple of your co-workers killed that killed each other
26:28in antarctica
26:32Fortune milton though milton was a lot tougher than that again. Dante posted the video of it that we didn't even own
26:40Oh, it was tweeted off some producers burner. Yeah. Yeah
26:44Yeah
26:46Um last one here on the list here
26:48Gwyneth paltrow says she and timothy chalamet have a lot of sex in their upcoming movie called marty supreme
26:55And I think I could speak for the whole panel
26:58Just want to see timmy get fucking naked. Let's go boys. Let's go
27:02Timmy hot this guy in hollywood. Oh this guy in the planet. Fuck hollywood
27:06Uh bob fox, we have an interesting. Um
27:09Relationship as nerds with gwyneth paltrow as she's kind of like thrown shade at the mcu back when the mcu was actually fucking
27:15Humming back in the day. Yeah, so I don't know if it was just shade at the mcu or shade at the movie business
27:21it kind of sounds like she like
27:23It's funny dichotomy between her and shall make a chalamet is like, um, you know going for greatness
27:28I'm, uh looking to achieve everything that marlon brando achieved and michael phelps and all this and she
27:35Every quote about one of her movies is like, yeah, I forgot I even filmed that or this one. She's like, yeah
27:39They said they needed an intimacy coordinator
27:41I'm from the era where you just get naked and hop in bed get out of here
27:44Like the way she talks about movies is if it's like her job and chalamet talks about it
27:49Like it's an art, but i'm excited for this movie
27:51It's it's supposedly like an uncut gem style chaotic movie about this professional ping-pong player marty supreme
27:58It's made by the uncut gems director
28:01Um, and yeah, it looks wild chalamet said it was like the most he's ever put himself through on a movie set in terms
28:07Of stunts and physicality and stuff like that comes out at the end of the year a24 movie
28:13I think it's also the biggest budget a24 movie of all time. I'm, very excited
28:17Wow, I didn't realize this was a ping-pong movie. Uh, it's on my list for the year
28:21I didn't know
28:22That paltrow was in it and that they're fucking the whole time. I thought it was me neither
28:26Yeah, right I had no idea paltrow's and we were joking in the office yesterday
28:30Do you think after all that sex she gave him one of those?
28:33Candles that smells like your vagina. It was like
28:36This is gonna smell a little familiar to me. Yeah, I wonder if she lit it to like get him in the
28:42Uh, but yeah chalamet's the man i'm not a dune guy respectfully to you guys, uh, but I couldn't be more in on the guy
28:49Thought my back-to-back with him going from wonka to uh, bob dylan
28:54He he's fantastic. So I couldn't be more in so i'm excited to see him. Fuck. Look at adonis. That's all I get
29:00It's gonna be he's a scrawny little man, too
29:02I don't know if i'm ready to see my little timmy out there just bones everywhere, you know
29:06His character and this looks weird too. I could picture him doing like a weird sex thing in this like a weird
29:12I don't know. It's gonna be strange. It's a sad feet brother movie. It's always strange
29:15I honestly thought robbie was kidding when he said it's it's about ping pong because I had no idea
29:19And then it's it's actually a fucking ping pong movie
29:22this is honestly the way you have to go to like
29:25there's so many movies that come out now that's just completely off my radar and I imagine a lot of because like
29:29Back in the day, you'd have commercials when you watch tv and you know, whatever if you're not in the right circle
29:34There's a fucking bugs bunny movie out in the movie theater. I would 100% have taken my kids to it
29:39I had no clue until I heard someone like just yesterday say I was like, well, we're not gonna do that now
29:44So if you're gonna get you know, say you have a ton of sex
29:48It's gonna go crazy on social media. Someone's gonna blog it on a site that you follow in this case barstool
29:53Now we have three dudes talking about it here. So good job by I guess the promotion
29:57I didn't realize there was you think ping pong is like a real sex craved fucking sport. Yeah, like
30:06Because it's probably like an olympics thing where it's like they're a bunch of freaks that are just the best ping pong player in their
30:11State or whatever and then they all meet up at like a tournament and they're like, all right
30:15You want to fucking put your paddle in my you know?
30:17Whoa. Yeah, I mean ping pong balls do have a certain. Yeah, I'd say that makes sense the zendaya that was or was that?
30:24Tennis challengers and yeah, and again everyone knew about challengers because zendaya was sitting on the bed with two guys making out right?
30:31So yeah, I think this movie's gonna break some boxes
30:33Hopefully gets our boy timmy a statue sooner before later nick's fan. We love our boy timmy here
30:38Um, and then finishing things off with the after show
30:41Got some uh, some more athletics here at barstool and our boy
30:44Our snag boy eddie barstool had himself a highlight a highlight reel
30:49You can get an athletic, uh highlight here at barstool
30:52You have to live off that forever for those who haven't seen it yet
30:54We have the one verse one to one tournament by the sick and twisted mind of adam farrone
31:00Had the new york bracket the other day chicago bracket goes off eddie verse chief eddie star in a back down chief and with the quickest
31:08Fucking release I have seen in my life drains it wins it crowd goes wild storm the court ed
31:14How was that moment for you? I was you know, it's a true underdog story
31:18I think I was a 13 or 14 seed. Nobody saw it coming. I was just you know, I I thought
31:24I would be lucky if I made it two possessions
31:27And I played three games. So, you know, it was uh,
31:31It was really a left it all on the court type moment
31:34All right
31:53You get to touch the ball
32:03White socks david had to feel good seeing his celebration how happy he was
32:07Well, I don't even know if it was happiness for you or happiness to see chief go down
32:12I think it's probably more the latter, but he did like the elon jump. He just became like a an x in the air
32:18He did like a full it was crazy crazy, dude
32:21I like he was gonna five-star frog splash me if I was laying on my back
32:25It did look like the picture of sean michaels coming off the ladder at wrestlemania 10
32:30Yeah, that was crazy and then uh, I beat him the next game so it was
32:35It was really a true, uh moment where I you know
32:37If you would have had those odds coming out
32:39I would have been dead last and you look good too the the between the legs dribble
32:43You said you see that and then boom right in his face that you had the game that I wanted to have in my head
32:49Like me against large I called fade away as I shot it. It hit the ceiling but in my mind it went in like your shot
32:55Did yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I honestly it was slow motion. I it truly was
32:59when I saw it hit the rim and then when it went in it was
33:02It was basically like the last shot of air bud. I I
33:06Just thought that I went in so I was happy it happened
33:09How was our boy chief taken like the entire office celebrating his demise though?
33:13I mean, he's like everyone loves ed. He stormed out of the gym. He left right away
33:18No joke, he did not hang around. Everyone's like we're getting out of there. He was gone
33:23I'm just imagining the drive home him just fucking hitting the steering wheel. Motherfucker
33:28But he was like like I was talking I was asking around because those got he hoops every Friday with them
33:33He's in the Friday. I'm not he's in the hoop squad. Oh
33:37Good he was a three or four seed for a reason. He's good. I remember I was asking like you boys like I think chiefs like
33:44Sneaky the favorite to win this all so it was it was a monster upset
33:48And he couldn't even make it past his boy. That's tough. I can imagine
33:51Even make it past his boy. That's tough. I could already see the youtube crazy youtube graphic on the blog viva tv
33:57Like trouble in barstool chicago and it's chief leaving the gym. Yeah, eddie with the macaulay culkin face
34:04Um, if you haven't checked out that video or the new york one, check it out
34:07It's it's also it's always awesome seeing a bunch of people who criticize athletes be the least athletic people in the world
34:13Um, but it was a genius idea from the diabolical burn of rain
34:17Roan roan.com check that out. Check out the snack boys. Check out my mom's basement. Check out the dog walk
34:22What else we got boys spinning backfist?
34:24Uh, check out the rundown tomorrow. I don't think we'll be on again. Maybe next week
34:29And we'll see you guys next