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00:00All right, we're up.
00:01What's up?
00:02How you guys doing?
00:03What's going on?
00:04I don't know.
00:05You okay, Dave?
00:06Yeah.
00:07Good.
00:08Computer.
00:09I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:10I usually, when I look at you guys, like, so I look up here, and that makes sense.
00:13Now I'm going to be looking down here, but whatever.
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00:42You guys, we have a bunch of stuff to get to today.
00:44I was just talking to Witt off air.
00:45Did you guys see Trent on 17 yesterday at Sawgrass?
00:48That was great.
00:49The divot?
00:50Yeah.
00:51A, the divot, then the four balls in the water.
00:53Yeah.
00:54The crowd was going nuts for it.
00:55Oh, it was great.
00:56It was great.
00:57I liked it that even though he shot, he shoot 30 over for seven holes.
01:01It was like, that's actually like better content than the guys playing good golf.
01:05Grant Horvat.
01:06I keep hearing that name.
01:07Isn't he like a pro?
01:10I don't think he's a pro.
01:11He's just really good.
01:12But then there's guys who were on the tour.
01:15Brian is a pro.
01:16He's won like $6 million on tour.
01:17Maybe that's who I'm talking about.
01:18Trent out there.
01:19Yeah.
01:20It's kind of stupid.
01:21That divot he made.
01:23Unreal.
01:24If that divot comes into play in the tournament somehow, it'd be...
01:27Oh, here it is.
01:28Yeah.
01:29That divot.
01:30Jesus.
01:31That is YouTube golf right there.
01:32How do you get out of it?
01:33I don't know.
01:34Frankie picked it up and probably threw it.
01:35They probably took a drop, right?
01:36You see Frankie do hit that like shot?
01:37Yeah.
01:38And he's almost puking.
01:39You could tell it hit him hard.
01:40That was like really cringy to me.
01:41Oh, you think so?
01:42I'll come.
01:43Like, hey, let me do a quick shot.
01:44I'm going to do a quick shot.
01:45I'm going to do a quick shot.
01:46I'm going to do a quick shot.
01:47I'm going to do a quick shot.
01:48I'm going to do a quick shot.
01:49I'll come.
01:50Like, hey, let me do a quick shot on camera.
01:55It reminded me of Nate Dog.
01:56I made this.
01:57This is when we did the spelling game.
02:00This is not a daiquiri.
02:03That's Pink Whitney golf.
02:05No, it wasn't.
02:06Pink Whitney didn't even exist when he did that.
02:10And Frankie, how does it feel to be on the bag?
02:12I mean, this is a lot of pressure for you.
02:13Paige, it's been a long couple of holes.
02:16It's like a pre-planned shot move.
02:18Oh, it's just like, I don't know.
02:21I expected better out of Frankie than that.
02:24To pull a Nate.
02:25Yeah, that felt like a, yeah, it's like Nate with a beard.
02:30Thank God.
02:31It's like Hank and Nate.
02:32They need those beards.
02:33No offense, Hank, but the beard helps.
02:35I need a beard too.
02:36I mean, let's not forget the first time we met Nate in person, we were doing a go-kart
02:43thing with David Pastrana and he showed up in a full Spider-Man outfit.
02:49Oh, I didn't know that.
02:51Like that video has to be.
02:52It was like shocking.
02:55It's like, oh my God, who is this guy?
02:57He's 10 years old in that video.
02:58Yeah, he did look young.
03:00Nate was the one you were going to have in a cage, correct?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Yeah.
03:05He put his foot down.
03:06He's like, I won't do it.
03:07Good for you.
03:08I tried to get, I was like literally getting quotes on a custom, like human sized bird
03:13cage.
03:14Sure.
03:15It was going to like hang.
03:16It was just ended blogs about just someone walking into the office and you got a guy
03:25working, working on his computer and a hanging bird cage.
03:29It was a real sold out.
03:31O'Brien comes swinging by for the real sports story.
03:33Yeah.
03:34He's like, yo, how you doing?
03:35He's like, who's that guy barking at her?
03:38It got, it got like contentious because I was very dead set on it.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Well, he just, he's like, it's mortifying.
03:47It's like, I don't care.
03:48Like you belong in the cage.
03:49Would you have released him at night or yeah, there was certain parameters.
03:52I can't really remember it, but yeah, real sports walks in.
03:57Gas is just like putting a food tray in the cage.
04:01Hey, we've matured, what is our Paul would matured was our policy on the Chicago controversy
04:11where everybody is evidently having intercourse with everybody in the office.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Your office just fucks Dave.
04:15Jesus.
04:16The policy is this.
04:18So I be careful.
04:24No, the policy is that the policies is on a, on a personal moral level.
04:28Do I care?
04:29No, I do not.
04:30Do I give a shit about Nikki spokes?
04:33Nikki smokes, honestly could die.
04:34I won't care.
04:35Like that's I just do not care about him at all.
04:38I not negatively, positively.
04:40His existence doesn't affect me for the most part at all.
04:44He's a zero.
04:45You're saying?
04:46Yeah.
04:47He brings nothing to the table.
04:48He's an idiot.
04:49Um, whether he's fucking, not fucking, I don't care.
04:53Uh, but in the scheme of an office, I had to, I was like, I don't know.
04:59I don't know where we're at with this now.
05:01So I, I, first I said to, I texted Nikki, Nikki smokes.
05:05I go, listen, I'm going to talk to HR and if they say I have to fire you, I won't even
05:10play.
05:11You'll be gone.
05:12Like, I don't give a fuck.
05:13Like I'm going to, I'm not protecting company now.
05:14I don't know what they're going to say.
05:16And I talked to HR and here's where I still am a little confused.
05:23Like are we a Bravo show like summer house where this is what they do?
05:28This is, they go on the show, they're fucking each other.
05:31They're yelling at each other.
05:32They're mad at each other.
05:33People eat it up huge ratings like, but is that what we are?
05:38Can I, can we do that?
05:41Could, because from outside looking in Anika loves the controversy, loves being in, I don't
05:48know her either.
05:49She wants to be like, she seems like if, if she could go on summer house, she would.
05:54And Nikki smokes clearly doesn't give a fuck.
05:56He's a moron without a brain cell.
05:59Ella, my vibe was very much did not want to be involved in this, like from looking out.
06:06And now is Ella in two weeks, turn around and be like, there's a toxic work environment
06:11like, uh, like people are harassing me commenters.
06:14They bring it up.
06:15I don't want to be a part of it.
06:16So I'm saying this to HR, like, are we covered?
06:20Are we summer house?
06:21Are we Bravo?
06:22If so, let everyone fuck themselves.
06:24I don't, I don't give a fuck and it's good.
06:27People for the first time cared about Nikki smokes.
06:30No one's cared about his ass.
06:32So all right, this is good.
06:34But we are in a little bit of a gray area where there's like, we're full-time employees
06:38like summer house isn't, but maybe other employees with Bravo are where we are, have to abide
06:45by laws that are like real laws in workplace environment and shit like that.
06:51So if I can get it where people sign off and they know this going in, knock yourself out.
06:58Where did you land on it?
06:59I didn't land anywhere.
07:00I I'm like still a little bit.
07:02I talked to Ella.
07:03I called her because to me, that was like, Anika seems insane.
07:08Nikki's a fucking zero.
07:10He's a piece of shit.
07:11He's just, he's, he's useless.
07:14He doesn't even, I got, I asked like, do you care about this job at all?
07:18I love it.
07:19I love it.
07:20Well, how stupid are you?
07:21Like, because this easily could have gone the other way.
07:24HR could have been like, yeah, there's a problem.
07:26Get rid of them.
07:27All right.
07:28See a buddy like just gone.
07:32So I talked to Ella because it's like, I, you know, where are you on this?
07:37And she's fine with it now, but she's clearly not as like, and again, I'm like, but at the
07:42same time, why do you even go out with this fucking moron?
07:46Maybe she's just mad.
07:47She got caught being out with that.
07:49I mean, turn it off.
07:50But all of it's like, they're all dumb for being in the middle of it unless they're all
07:54in agreement.
07:55This is fine content, which I do not believe our contracts read that.
07:59If you guys remember way back when we had a controversy, some girl, Ellica, like I was
08:05trying to hide her, hire her, excuse me.
08:08In the contracts, which were written by like an LA entertainment companies, like, hey,
08:13you can't sue over like a sexist joke or things like, because that's what we do in content.
08:18It's not a normal world.
08:22And she exposed it.
08:23She's like, Barstool's trying to like, get me a sign that's like, yeah, you're in fucking
08:26content and this is not a normal nine to five job.
08:29So to answer your question, Kirk, I don't know where we land.
08:32Maybe we have to change things, get people signing.
08:35Some people may want to come into this company and be like, yeah, I'm fine with the Bravo
08:39esque personal life airing out.
08:42And other people may be like, no, to which I'd be answered, like, do not get involved
08:46in it then.
08:47Like, don't, you can't have it both ways.
08:50But I just want to make sure we can't get sued for a toxic workplace is really it.
08:55And like, I'm not going to let Nikki Smokes, who, who, again, we rehired him by me being
09:01like, Dan, I could give a fuck less about this kid.
09:03You want him or not?
09:04He's like, yeah, whatever.
09:05Let's let's like, you know, we'll resign.
09:08And then he went on like a tour to this kid.
09:10He's like, resign.
09:12They need me.
09:13Blah, blah, blah.
09:14Like he like you signed a seven year hundred and fifty million dollar extension.
09:18It was hit.
09:19He boys up.
09:20So it was literally like something that was a passing thought, hey, this guy's this idiot's
09:26deals up.
09:27You want him out?
09:28Whatever.
09:29Let him keep him.
09:30But he's relevant for the first time.
09:32If this is his role to be like a dirt bag, I'm fine with it.
09:37I just don't want it to come bite the company.
09:40And I don't I would nobody has given me the answer yet.
09:43I'm that's surprising that people wouldn't be a little quicker to get you an answer on
09:46that.
09:47That seems pretty cut and dried.
09:49Yeah, because nobody knows.
09:50I guess.
09:51Right.
09:52Nobody has a clue.
09:53I guess this point is this below deck or is this a real company?
09:56Yeah.
09:57And my guess is that like below deck, they're not full time employees.
10:00Right.
10:01They're probably like contractors.
10:02Yeah.
10:03They're paid.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Right.
10:06Right.
10:07Yeah.
10:08So we are abiding by, I think, like federal laws on how you have to treat your employees.
10:12And maybe we got to rearrange the car if we're going to have more Nikki smokes who bring nothing
10:17to the table.
10:19What is Nikki?
10:20Nikki smokes works out and tries to like fuck employees like that.
10:23He's a contracted coxswain.
10:25It sounds like.
10:26Yeah.
10:27I mean, I mean, I hand to God.
10:28I think he's ugly.
10:29I don't even get it.
10:30And I find him like repulsive as a human.
10:34Physically physically.
10:35You find everything about him.
10:36I should hate him in everything about very nice when I like him.
10:40But then, you know, everything he does, I'm like, I hate this guy comes at me online about
10:45the oilers lose it.
10:46And he's such a piece of Florida trash.
10:49But for some reason, I like him.
10:51And then you see videos with his shirt off and he's got this serious face.
10:54It's like you piece of trash from Florida.
10:58But I like it.
10:59I don't really like him.
11:00He's always nice.
11:01And I see him in Chicago.
11:02I mean, this guy came on.
11:03It was fine.
11:04And this fucking idiot came on the scene, like by pushing that like Bill's fan, the
11:11chef.
11:12I mean, this guy's a scumbag, a scumbag.
11:18You hired him.
11:19Yeah.
11:20I lost the bet.
11:21Kirk.
11:22Oh, that's right.
11:23I forgot.
11:24That's right.
11:25What's it like when you were like this was like the 86 Celtics playing the heat.
11:30There's no way that he said he he had some ridiculous thing he would have had to do if
11:34he lost.
11:35It's like he had to get like a Barstool tattoo on his like forehead or something.
11:38And I didn't have to hire him.
11:39I'm like, this is oh, this is easy.
11:41All right.
11:42Go do that.
11:43I don't have to deal with you ever again.
11:44And the heat beat the Celtics.
11:45But you then resigned him, though, that what you work at.
11:48Yeah, he's not in my world.
11:50So it's your money, though.
11:52Yeah.
11:53I mean, he's not he's not the most expensive guy of all.
11:56I mean, it's just kind of exists out there.
11:58It was if the Heat lose that game seven, he's cooking meth in between the East Coast to
12:05the West Coast.
12:06Going in like beating up mascots and like just being a total asshole.
12:13His body transformation, though, I got to give all he fucking does is work out.
12:17He does nothing.
12:20I think he's in the sun.
12:21He's on a soccer show.
12:22There you go.
12:23So the soccer show, what's the I mean, Dante follow up from last week?
12:29No, I made that video.
12:31Do you see that video of him DJing?
12:33Yeah, yeah.
12:34Yeah.
12:35In front of zero people.
12:38And then no, I mean, he still doesn't get it.
12:41That answer was very Dante.
12:43Like why would you jump into something that he's like, I was high.
12:46I don't remember it.
12:47It's like, how old are you, Dante?
12:50And then the girls were on something with Sidney Sweeney or some same day.
12:54They had a Sidney Sweeney commercial that they filmed for Hey, dude, which again, are
12:59mutant like fans still can't understand what she bring to the table a lot, just because
13:06you may not be her demo.
13:07She brings a lot.
13:08I've told you you're talking to me that I get that she brings a lot, but I don't when
13:12I see you take a picture with like forty six year old boys, I don't know what the fuck
13:15is going on.
13:16Watch.
13:17Take a seat.
13:18Yeah.
13:19You're talking to the Maryland foodie boys.
13:21I'm sure they're big guy, but you're a little asshole with the earring and the other one
13:25of them an asshole.
13:26Yeah.
13:27He's a nice kid.
13:29They're blown up.
13:31It's a funny story.
13:32What?
13:33I don't know.
13:34Do you know what it is?
13:35What?
13:36I've seen clips where they just they're like, I like pepperoni pizza.
13:38Then it's like, oh, no, man, I kind of like sausage.
13:41And then I texted my son, who's 13, and right away he was like, no, these guys are like
13:45enormous.
13:46So yeah, they were endearingly bad.
13:49They're like in their podcast in a way.
13:51So all the parents with them and one of the dad just thank God has.
13:57I knew once I took that van pick, I was like, I wish I could take that one back.
14:02That's on you.
14:03I knew that was bad.
14:05But yeah, they've been blown up because the clips are funny.
14:07They didn't know what they're doing.
14:08They just put the headsets on not to do it for five people.
14:12Yeah, this is tough.
14:13But they're nice kids.
14:14Nice parents.
14:15So we did a day.
14:16Are all those kids going to be in the cast of surviving next year?
14:18Is it just going to be free?
14:19I saw that one, too.
14:20I saw that tweet, maybe.
14:23But what are they?
14:24So what did you do with them?
14:25Did you have pizza reviews?
14:26I did just five pizza because they're a food blog.
14:28They review food.
14:29Right.
14:30So how did how did the pizza reviews go?
14:31Good.
14:32I mean, they're for them.
14:34Listen, they get they've gotten more money brought into this company than Nicky Smokes
14:38in five seconds.
14:39Taco Bell sponsors them.
14:42Kava.
14:43Nicky Smokes.
14:44You think people are asking to do anything?
14:45I think he smokes.
14:46No.
14:47Some women are.
14:48Every girl in the office.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Seems like it.
14:51Just crazy.
14:52How is he the coxswain of the office to take over the office with?
14:55I mean, we're not.
14:56Yeah.
14:57But I saw a clip of him being like, this tries too hard.
15:00Like, what are we talking about here?
15:02Nicky Smokes.
15:03Shut up, Nicky.
15:04You seem very triggered by this.
15:08I don't like him.
15:09Yeah, but I know even Francis, I saw said he likes him and I think same as me.
15:13He's like, I should hate this.
15:15I like the guy.
15:16Yeah, there's something about him.
15:17He's such a piece of trash.
15:19Now he's trash.
15:20OK, that that that Rico thing was very funny.
15:23The fucking healthy debates with unbelievable from the all time health is, yes, Stanford
15:31Steve's is wasting.
15:32Well, I guess he asked you, so there's no show, huh?
15:36Like that's Enrico had a stack of notes this big.
15:40That's one of those shows.
15:41He's going to have that on like on a revolving like stream on repeat down his basement with
15:47the coach with a picture of him with the coaches.
15:50It's like an alternate universe down there.
15:52He probably has like an intro, highly rated, a healthy debate and the award winning.
15:58Yeah, it's just a totally alternate universe he steps into when he goes into his basement.
16:03Yeah, it's like inception for Rico's career down in his basement.
16:07So so healthy debates was over, but he's brought it back was like a one offer.
16:13I talked to him on the phone, Dave.
16:15I talked to him on the phone.
16:16He just wanted to talk to Stanford Steve.
16:19But for YouTube, it has over 50000 subs.
16:22I think the healthy debates YouTube's pretty healthy.
16:24No pun intended.
16:25And he also was saying he was saying to or I said, you know, good thing you gave Dave
16:30that idol because he's still just trying to fucking embarrass you going into the office.
16:36Just ruining the poor guy.
16:37Still, you can't get through three sentences without bringing back surviving.
16:42Oh, it's like you bring up the time I fucking gave the passcode in the in the.
16:46That's true.
16:47I do bring that up.
16:48You know, we all make mistakes.
16:50Look at him.
16:51Rico, he did.
16:56You did him so dirty because like he said, what else was he had a little time off?
17:00I mean, he's not whacking girls in the office.
17:03He's just doing a fun show for his his.
17:05I more thought it was funny that he had Stanford Steve on a show that doesn't exist.
17:10It is like people's and Kramer's like Merv Griffin's like apartment.
17:14It's also kind of funny that like, you know, like for me, it'd be like Bruce Springsteen
17:17or something like for him at Stanford.
17:20He loves it.
17:21That's like that's like his dream.
17:22Like is to have one guest in the world, Stanford Steve.
17:25He wants to be like if he could trade lives with Fanta, the guy, the guy who I tried to
17:30hire is the one who got away so good at college basketball.
17:33Yeah, he he would.
17:35This is his time.
17:36College basketball, his season.
17:38So and that's the that was the guy who heard the Reese's beef.
17:42Yeah, which I still still.
17:47And Rico said that what was the end game with that one?
17:49Have a good word when he compared your sex tapes.
17:54That's that's really going to be about that.
17:59Yeah, he's a fucking crazy person.
18:01This is Rico's time, though, baby.
18:03Turn time.
18:04You mean the bus next week, right?
18:06Or what? Two weeks.
18:07Yeah, he's got to have Alabama make it to the final four,
18:11in which case he can draw it, in which case he gets they make it the final four.
18:15Rico gets first class treatment, first class ticket,
18:18a five star hotel with me and Dan will go to this pump party,
18:22which is like a coach's party, basically.
18:25Picture just a ton of guys in like sweatsuits.
18:27And he just gets phone numbers.
18:29If not, he's going to take the bus to San Antonio.
18:32I'm leaving for Vegas today.
18:34I'm going Mr. Rice.
18:35He's qualified for this world series of like horse racing handicapping.
18:40And it's in Vegas.
18:42I was going to try to get out of it because I have so much travel coming up.
18:46But I'm leaving after this big day, a handicap, big weekend,
18:49a handicap and coming up, it's an old Vegas.
18:52Does that mean he's like better?
18:53Did you try to qualify for this as well?
18:55No. So so you're not willing to say he's better than you at handicapping.
19:02We're very different.
19:04He reads the book a lot, a lot more hardcore.
19:06I think Elliot is good.
19:07He's never good when he's with me, but he's pretty good.
19:10Of course, handicapping stuff. You'd be good at it.
19:12It's really tough.
19:13I wave. You don't know anybody in that in that world, do you, Kirk?
19:16I do not. No, I wouldn't.
19:18If I'd let you know, if I understand right away.
19:20Honestly, if you did have that person
19:24and he worked here, he'd be probably on a dream,
19:27would be coming to Vegas with a big laugh.
19:29My producer's booth right there.
19:31I heard I mentioned that to that person this week.
19:34And while you were doing this was happening, Kirk.
19:37Yeah, well, he mentioned the thing about Elliot with me.
19:39And I said, oh, you might be on that flight.
19:40And there was a pause. He said, I never thought of that.
19:42Yeah. You have to qualify for this.
19:44You can't you can't win.
19:46You can't pay your way in. You have to win.
19:48So he got two entries.
19:50So he's given me one of them.
19:51We're bringing Austin for content.
19:53I would have deferred to this imaginary person.
19:56It would have been, you know, three days of drinking.
20:00Yeah. Yeah.
20:02I'm looking forward to next week.
20:03But at some point, when Dave goes on one of these shows
20:05and mentions he was offered the vice presidency, it's.
20:07And what's crazy is we had asked him about this.
20:11And you're like, no, maybe it was after.
20:14No, it must. I want to say no.
20:15So I wasn't trying to hide it.
20:17But what happened?
20:19And this was maybe a month ago.
20:23Somewhere around there.
20:24So Steve Bannion called me
20:28and he was like, would you have interest in
20:32or reconnected interest in working in the
20:35secretary commerce, secretary commerce?
20:37Not the secretary commissioner, but working for working under in that department.
20:42And he was talking to me a little bit.
20:43And at the time, he's like, please don't say anything.
20:46So I didn't say anything in that week up to it.
20:49But a condition of it was I would no longer be able to run Barstool.
20:53So I would have had to have somebody.
20:55But I was still interested, because honestly, if I thought
20:59you could really help people like my first thing, I don't know that you had done.
21:02I'm like, I wonder if Erica would come back and run this thing
21:05while I'm gone for doing this for a couple of years.
21:07And then we were supposed to that.
21:09We left the call. He's like, think about it.
21:11If you're interested, we'll set up a call.
21:13I'll give you more details on how this will work.
21:15I said, yes, I'm interested in learning more.
21:18He's like, OK, we're going to regroup at the end of the week.
21:21We'll have a meeting.
21:22That just never happened.
21:24I never. I asked him, like, is this happening?
21:27Yeah, it's happening.
21:27And then they never reach out. Meeting went away.
21:30And it wasn't something like I would die hard.
21:32It's like, all right, maybe it's meant to be.
21:33And I just kind of let it die and never heard back.
21:35So I didn't.
21:36I was on the impression on the call if I wanted the job.
21:40The job was mine, but the job was never actually offered
21:43because they never followed up.
21:44Who did they hire for that?
21:46I have no idea.
21:46I don't know how many people are in this department of secretary or commerce.
21:50Excuse me.
21:51I know Lucknick, who I've met and like.
21:54Is like the top guy.
21:56So it made sense to me.
21:58I was like, oh, maybe he mentioned it.
21:59And for sure, I've done with small business.
22:01I could see it.
22:02It made I wasn't like, oh, my God, I got to ask.
22:05It kind of made sense.
22:07But then I really didn't get asked.
22:08They pulled the carrot away.
22:10So I don't know what I would have done or it never got to that point.
22:13You with a boss would have been amazing.
22:16Oh, Dave, go do that.
22:18Imagine, though, if I go do that paperwork, Dave.
22:21Oh, imagine like, oh, this like this.
22:23This grant sounds like it'd be great for Barstool.
22:26Well, that's that's kind of the issue.
22:29I think that might be the point.
22:31All right. So let's just do this because I know it was mentioned before the show.
22:34So we're all going to be in Chicago next month, April 9th,
22:38April 10th for the mini golf tournament, correct? Yes.
22:42The captains have been named with, you know, this.
22:46Am I am I a captain?
22:47You are not a captain.
22:49What? Because you're a captain.
22:50I think of Ryder Cup.
22:52OK, OK.
22:53Who are the captains?
22:54Me and Jeff.
22:56Oh, shocker.
22:57You former champions.
22:58Well, I lobbied for it. I want it.
22:59Two former champs, two former champions.
23:02And we're going to just we're going to do the draft now, right?
23:05Yeah. All right.
23:07Well, I just do it.
23:07Is Jeff is Jeff up or no?
23:09Jeff Delos, the other captain.
23:11Yes, he won. He won. He won before. OK.
23:13Yeah. Two former champions.
23:15I'll tell you right now, I was I got the call yesterday.
23:17I was honored. I'm ready.
23:19I've already hired a statistician.
23:22I've already talked to a sports psychologist.
23:24Did you go to New York for the play in?
23:26I did not because I didn't know if I was captain or not yet.
23:30What's the prize, Dave?
23:32That was one of my questions. Oh, no.
23:35We have a we have a ballpark.
23:36Have you been paid yet?
23:39Me? Yeah, I actually have no idea.
23:43That's good.
23:44That's comfort.
23:46I hope so.
23:47Me, too. If not, we'll take care of it.
23:49You know what?
23:49Francis was paid, so I believe I would have been paid.
23:52You told me you were. No.
23:53What is this? I'm looking at.
23:56Let's not do this.
23:57What do you what are you bitching about?
23:58I'm going to get mad about something like this.
24:00We'll do it.
24:00Go ahead. What about this or no?
24:02No caravans.
24:03OK, we'll get the smokes.
24:04Nicky Smokes didn't get an attorney.
24:06It's hard to do that when you're, you know, when you're, you know,
24:09come left in your body, it's hard to just move around the course.
24:12You know, there's a there's a limit to it.
24:14So so we're going to do a snake draft, right?
24:17Is that good, Dave?
24:18You guys good with that?
24:19Sure.
24:20So we know who's going to pick first.
24:22They want to do a coin flip.
24:22Then Jeff goes or I go.
24:24And then we just then we go.
24:25How about Hans getting over it?
24:27Smoke's tough. It's tough.
24:30So, Jeff, I figure we'll flip John.
24:32Oh, because did he qualify?
24:34Yeah, they qualify. Yeah, got it. Got it. Got it.
24:37Oh, so that's on. That's on Nicky Smokes.
24:39You didn't qualify.
24:39He could have a chance to qualify. He didn't.
24:41So the call, the call for the videos for the qualifiers to come out later
24:44should be really interesting since we all know who's now in it.
24:48So, you know, Compton somewhere right now just crying.
24:51He's not a part of this place.
24:53So whoever picks first, Jeff,
24:55the other guy goes to three, then we just alternate after that.
24:57Does it make sense?
24:59Yeah, it's a snake, right?
25:01Is that good?
25:02OK. Oh, the captain.
25:04Hmm. A little disagreement there.
25:06Jeff's chirping. You know, that was an agreement.
25:08You think? OK, OK, OK.
25:11You want to flip the coin?
25:11You got to decide who goes first.
25:13Yeah. Somebody have it.
25:16Dave, with somebody, I don't have a coin.
25:18Oh, hold on. I got I got I got a I got a golf cart.
25:23OK, that works.
25:24So which side you want, Kirk?
25:25Nothing or the golf cart?
25:28I'll defer. I'll let Jeff call it.
25:30I'll take the idea.
25:31Was this Hank to do this like this live?
25:34All right. Golf cart seems stupid.
25:36Golf cart. First overall pick, Jeff.
25:39All right. I'm taking wit.
25:40Why won't we done this at the tournament?
25:42Whatever. Go ahead. First off,
25:45this is going to take an hour.
25:46This is so stupid.
25:47Is this Hank or head of the two minutes?
25:50Who'd you take, Jeff? You took wit.
25:52I took wit.
25:53I'll take Riggs and I'll take Francis.
25:57OK, I'm going to take Frankie
26:01and I'm going to take Marty.
26:05Isn't beef a scratch golfer?
26:07Yeah. No, no.
26:09I watch him. He played that seven hole thing.
26:12He shot six over.
26:15Definitely not a scratch golfer.
26:16Who's gone? Why don't see the name?
26:17Sounds like a boring guy.
26:20Who's that? Beef? No.
26:23What do you mean?
26:23The guy who used to work here was boring.
26:25Oh, he was getting crushed
26:28on that creator classic.
26:29He was crushed by the commenters.
26:31Fucking terrible.
26:32All right. Who's gone with?
26:37All right, good.
26:38I took I took Riggs and Francis.
26:39Jeff has wit Frankie and who?
26:43Marty. Marty. OK, I'll take PFT.
26:48Well, you have two in a row.
26:50I got PFT. And.
26:58I'll take PFT and I'll take John Gruden.
27:01Fuck. That's who I wanted.
27:05OK, I'm going to take.
27:09I'm going to take I want him to be loud.
27:11I'm the captain cons and I'm going to take KB.
27:14Is beef not on this list?
27:15What are we doing here?
27:17Nikki Smokes is fucked another girl in the office
27:19as we do this draft.
27:22I will take. Dan Katz.
27:28And I will take big tea.
27:31Wow. OK, Dave, in this, are you in this, Dave?
27:33Yeah, I'm in this.
27:34I'm going to take beef and reigning dozen trivia champion Dave Portnoy.
27:39All right. Love it.
27:42Who's last in this, this list is not he's not updated.
27:46Casey's left. OK.
27:48Ken Jack, I believe KB.
27:50Yeah. OK, you took KB, right?
27:52It's OK being beefy.
27:54Was this Hank's idea to do it this way? Yes. Yes, it was. Unbelievable.
27:58Why are you doing on PMT and screw that show up, Hank?
28:04I will take. Oh, God.
28:07I'll take Trent. And I'll take.
28:14This is honestly the worst thing this show has ever done.
28:16It's electric. What am I supposed to do?
28:19I'm not blaming you. I'm blaming Hank.
28:21Why won't you do it on your own properties, Hank?
28:24Because Dan and PFT would probably be like, no, we're not ruining our show.
28:27Scratch it right now and do it.
28:29No, we're almost done with that.
28:30All right. Well, I just take it.
28:32I'll take Vibs as well. Trent and Vibs.
28:37Vibs. Vibs.
28:41I'm going to take I'll take
28:44Ken Jack and I'll take John Rich.
28:49If you take Anika, Nikki Smokes will shank you.
28:54I'll take who's left.
28:56I'll take Casey and I'll take White Sox, Dave.
29:00OK, I'll take.
29:03I'll take the one time, Don and Anika.
29:07Now, these are two left, is that right?
29:08But some respect to make Phil's name.
29:11I know the dead last by 90 shots in the qualifying, I was told in New York.
29:16So I guess you are.
29:17So we're done, right?
29:18Who is it? That's it. You got me.
29:20That's it. Yeah.
29:24Great segment on that is at all times a good team for the show.
29:29A show is so bad.
29:31Thank God I'm on stack.
29:32Hit a fucking grand slam of shit.
29:35Segment is not that is not that Dave went for 45 minutes on fucking
29:40Dogecoin a couple of weeks ago.
29:41I've almost killed myself.
29:42So, you know, whatever you ask me about, I probably were you pissed off
29:46before that draft? Yeah, what happened, Jared?
29:49Jack Harris recently said Barstow's passes prime in that
29:52covid is when it started going downhill.
29:55What is this clip? And I see this clip.
29:56I need to see this.
30:00First of all, it's really dumb to say that.
30:03First of all, now, before this even starts, I'm going to get text from him,
30:07which he always does like a little baby saying he was misquoted.
30:10Just so everyone knows that whenever he trashes us,
30:13which is a decent amount, he says, No, misquoted.
30:17This is what I meant. Let's see what he says.
30:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:19Before we play that, how do you guys think I did in the draft?
30:23I don't even like I already blacked it out.
30:27Who's this loser he's talking to? Let's play this.
30:29He looks like that Frank basketball players of Barstow.
30:32After covid happened and like everyone got sent home,
30:36the company was never the same.
30:37But those years of arriving in New York in 2016,
30:42pretty much up until everyone got sent home for covid that like
30:46those were like the golden years of Barstow that it'll never be like that ever again.
30:53I love Jared. That would annoy me if I was Dave.
30:55That would Dave, I would be fine with that.
30:58He always does shit like that.
31:00And by the way, he wasn't in the office.
31:01And by the way, covid undoubtedly was
31:05like when people were sent home was without a doubt.
31:08If you're when was Barstow actually at their height of their powers?
31:11You had the unboxing.
31:12You had to call her daddy controversy.
31:14It was one fucking thing.
31:15I don't know all your stuff.
31:17Pretty big wit.
31:20Those are pretty big things.
31:22I wish you got to fucking what they used to send in envelopes around.
31:27I wish you got fucking anthrax in that.
31:30I took that government job.
31:31I may have. You may have gotten your wish.
31:33You may have gotten your wish.
31:35Why is he doing that?
31:36He does that a lot.
31:37He goes and trashes.
31:38And then I'm going to get a quote.
31:39Oh, I was mistweeted, misquoted.
31:42He's a piece of shit.
31:44I love the guy.
31:45You know that that's I don't think he can't spin that quote.
31:49But you got to own it.
31:50That's you.
31:50You got what's the prime of cannabis.
31:52The second he was gone, people forgot he existed.
31:55What he does a major league baseball Thursday afternoon.
31:58Fucking royals, Indians like odd or something.
32:01Don't give a fuck.
32:02Guardians. Yeah, I get your point.
32:04I get your point.
32:07I mean, he's he made a lot of bank for Barstool
32:10Hank, like all time segment. He's right.
32:12Because of Barstool, Jared became what?
32:14One of the most overpaid men in media, according to you.
32:18Yeah.
32:20So you should think he'd be the first guy who resigns
32:22cannabis through his second deal.
32:26Come and buzz me up.
32:29Why would you say that, though?
32:30I don't even understand what is why.
32:32Because he said that.
32:33So I'm responding. No, no, no.
32:35I'm saying why would he say that?
32:36I don't even get his like.
32:38I don't know.
32:39I don't like what people like.
32:40The golden age when I was there, when I left, it was.
32:42Yeah, that's what he said.
32:44Like, well, by the way, he didn't want to ever be in New York.
32:47That's why he's like, I don't like this city.
32:49I can't be here.
32:50I got to go back to like Boston and blah, blah, blah.
32:54Yeah, that's that's not great.
32:56Not great.
32:58What else? What else you got?
32:59I got nothing to do.
33:01Did you see the new coin went strong?
33:04Yeah, but he had nothing to do with it.
33:06I'm reading. I'm sure he didn't.
33:08No, he make money on that.
33:10I don't know.
33:11He he's trying to say they make money out of honor and integrity.
33:14Probably didn't know how to do it that quick.
33:16But yeah, people in my world, if I just I, you know, for a long time,
33:20I just have hashtag to do when he does something funny or is a weird picture.
33:25So I said hashtag to do and people follow me just start launching the coins.
33:29After that. So that's what happened.
33:31What do you guys think of the Bronte James stuff?
33:33I got I got here's the thing.
33:35If you're if you push your son into the NBA,
33:39that's life like you got to deal with it.
33:41He's makes millions of dollars.
33:42The kid, I'm saying, like, tough shit.
33:45Like he's an adult. He can fight back.
33:46I'm a dad, but like this is this is that's not like.
33:50Yeah, stick it up for your kid.
33:51I don't that's different.
33:52Once you're in the NBA solely because of him, you're a grown man.
33:56Yeah, I mean, he knew what he was doing, grabbing Stephen A on the court there.
34:01But even a Stephen A's got progressively more defensive.
34:04I thought he kind of kid gloved him.
34:06I don't know.
34:07Oh, the next day on first take, he was very I thought he was going to come out
34:10swinging. He's also gone on like 40 shows to talk about this.
34:14Now he's getting more.
34:15Yeah, I 100.
34:17And I'm not obviously the biggest brawn, but I what?
34:20You can't talk about Brawny or say something.
34:22He's only there because of you and people are comparing his stats
34:26and this and that. He didn't really play at USC.
34:28He didn't do good.
34:29He may be OK down the road, but he's on the Lakers.
34:32He's playing that opening night, all of this because of you.
34:35And you named him Brawny Junior.
34:37You're making a scene out of everything you tweeted out.
34:39He's better than half the guys in the league.
34:41Obviously, he's going to be covered. It's crazy.
34:43That's stupid.
34:44I it's just weird that he picked that moment to do it.
34:47It felt orchestrated almost.
34:49I yeah, it's there were people, LeBron defenders saying like his.
34:53Is it his stats in the G League could could get him a call up?
34:57Like he's not that bad.
34:58That's fine, though.
34:59You can, but but the fact that you're allowed to debate him,
35:03you're a lot like that.
35:05He may end up being OK, but
35:07obviously he's going to be talked about because of the way
35:10he came into the league.
35:12His name is dad to Brawny Junior.
35:14You never hear him say anything, but to like expect a free pass is insane.
35:20No, he's also a grown man.
35:21The kid plays in the NBA.
35:23He's a man.
35:24Like if he has a problem with it, like say something.
35:25I think, you know, I don't know.
35:27She's agreed.
35:29Listed the only problem is list of the worst names in Barcelona show history.
35:31We're on it, by the way.
35:32We're number three.
35:33That was that was Hank.
35:34There was one quite notable exception.
35:38What was that? Go ahead.
35:39I believe it's
35:41something like we're going to be.
35:42What was going to be?
35:44Now it's going to be extremely real.
35:46Now it's going to be get rid.
35:48Now it's going to get real.
35:50What is that show?
35:52That was a tough name for everybody involved.
35:55What's whose show was that show?
35:56Is that it?
35:58One of Kirk's one of Kirk's favorites.
36:00Yeah, it was.
36:01It was not a good name.
36:03They use like the initials on it, which are really right.
36:06Oh, yes. Yeah.
36:07Which is what really didn't help.
36:10That was really wrong, right?
36:11Yeah. Yeah.
36:13I was not right.
36:15I forgot that that was not good.
36:18That was not good.
36:20That was the height of everything, right?
36:22That was bad.
36:23That was that summer 2020.
36:25Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:26Barstow was was was good.
36:28Yeah, that yeah, that was after it was during COVID.
36:30We've already lost our way.
36:31Yeah. Yeah.
36:32Maybe maybe caravans is right.
36:35Yeah. So to not know how you'd still hire caravans
36:38back the minute he could, right?
36:40That's on the dollar. Yeah.
36:42Yeah. Pennies on the dollar.
36:44Only fair. Only fair.
36:46We were number three on name show.
36:47I don't know.
36:49Our name's fine.
36:49Some people defend the whole list is
36:52irrelevant without having a clear.
36:55I mean, that is such a number one.
36:58Now it's going to get.
37:00I forgot about you.
37:00You remember that extra real as that was
37:06Kirk, I was getting blamed.
37:08Then I would people like, of course, Dave named a show.
37:11It's like I had nothing to do.
37:13What do you think?
37:14I'm an insane person.
37:16Were you say what?
37:17What's up?
37:18Case making some headway or.
37:20Yeah, we had a good, very good.
37:22I miss the Minahan show right now.
37:24Morning. Yeah. Well, Dave, let me do it.
37:26We had a we had a good a good case morning this morning.
37:29Yeah. Yeah. Very good.
37:30I feel very good.
37:32Do you know what it is?
37:33No. Oh, he doesn't care.
37:36You know, I care, but I don't care that I don't care enough to ask.
37:40But I can't. You know, I trust them.
37:42I what what's he going to tell me?
37:44He could say anything.
37:45What am I going to research, research it?
37:47No. What if it's all mud?
37:49Truckers speak for itself.
37:51A hundred percent.
37:52A hundred percent. I agree.
37:54I can go. I mean, you know, hey, if Michelangelo wants a car,
37:57I'd maybe watch that like or maybe I should have someone just follow.
38:01Now, I'm not going to say what are you fucking talking about?
38:05His brain.
38:06When he said mutt, like I was thinking like a P.I.
38:09following around mutt to see what he does like on a day to day basis.
38:13Drinks and drives.
38:14This is not complicated.
38:16I can, you know, ignores his kids, loses horse races.
38:19Yeah, he gets crippled in rights.
38:22Mutt stack. Yeah.
38:23I can. Yeah, it's cut.
38:25So coupons from the paper.
38:29Where do you rank the draft today in unnamed history?
38:31Top three. It was a really bad segment.
38:34One of the worst segments I've ever seen at Barstow.
38:37It felt a little.
38:40Yeah, there's the name.
38:41And now it's going to get extremely real.
38:43Now it's going to get extremely real.
38:47Just incredible name for a show.
38:50Pretty. How quickly did you know that it was called that?
38:55Like when it was published and I saw I was like, what the fuck is this?
38:58I mean, did you put it together?
38:59Well, at this point, I was I was the only person
39:03the company was defending me was Jet Ski.
39:05Everyone else had gone, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what?
39:09Why? I think I tried burying you.
39:12I mean, this guy and how we were all the fucking time.
39:16Maybe maybe you did.
39:18Fuck you. I did.
39:19Maybe maybe your defense was the type of defense that got me in more trouble.
39:23So it's just like, yeah, to be fair, that probably is like, oh, of course.
39:26I guess it's like that guy you don't want defending.
39:29Yeah, I probably should have kept quiet in retrospect.
39:33Are you off to Vegas?
39:35Yeah. Off to Vegas.
39:36Are you going to ice con, Dave?
39:38Yeah. Elliot's got my whole social calendar booked.
39:41You said you were right. Yeah, I'll be there.
39:43I'll be there. What time's the game? Do you know?
39:46I don't know. I think my dad's coming.
39:48I'm like, oh, really? Oh, yeah.
39:50I'm like, do you know what ice people are?
39:52He's like, yeah, I think so.
39:54You have no clue.
39:55No. And the thing about ice on, we said you can't get away from him.
39:58Like a lot of events I do or whatever, you meet the fans or whatever.
40:02You're there a bit.
40:03These guys, you're basically bunking up with them for like 48 hours.
40:07I did a meet greet yesterday for high noon.
40:09All of us. I'm in the middle of Florida.
40:11All of a sudden I turn around.
40:12Frank, the tank's just there.
40:14I saw that. So you recognize him right away?
40:17I heard it.
40:17Yeah. Smoke's was pounding somebody in the bar.
40:20Probably that, too.
40:21I love this company.
40:22I'd never do anything to him.
40:24I blow off his desk. Fucking shit.
40:26I'll never risk my job.
40:30He loves talking about blow this guy working out, blow and bang it.
40:36What a job.
40:37What a life. You're paying him to do this stuff.
40:39Yeah. Yeah. All right.
40:41We'll see you next week. All right. Bye.