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00:00We are starting drama with Chick-fil-A because they supposedly have changed
00:04their waffle fry recipe. New version! And the internet's pissed. If they are
00:08different, I will notice. I will complain. I'm taking risks, baby! It's 2045!
00:13We're trying to stay healthy! So I got two pieces of Manabites art.
00:16I love it! I love it!
00:18But she signed it! She signed it!
00:20Stop. I'm gonna cry.
00:22We're dying anyways. Come on, let us live!
00:30Hello, girlies! Good morning! I was just working. I'm on my walking pad and I was
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01:50Okay girls, good morning. It's another day. Why are you rolling your eyes? Because
01:56we're back to vlogging when I'm at my ugliest. Oh please, I also am whatever.
02:02We're here today because Shane got a package from Abercrombie's. Don't turn me
02:06into this. What? You're the one that's been doing this. I need shirts. As you guys
02:11know, I'm going through a style evolution. No, I just needed shirts and I saw that
02:17they had new shirts and this is an Abercrombie shirt. I just like the slouchy vibes of their shirts.
02:21And their shirts are very soft actually. My problem is that they're cropped and that
02:25does not work for my body type. And guys, hot tip for all the big thigh girls and
02:29boys out there. If you've got the pork chops like me, cropped is where it's at. Because
02:33if you have pork chops like me, long shirts drape over the pork chops and
02:38then you kind of look wider. But if you have pork chops and you have a crop on
02:42your chop, you have a crop chop. And then it gives you a waist. And for me, I don't
02:48know what kind of body I have, but it just makes me look super gay. A perfect one where
02:52you don't have to worry about it. If it was perfect, there would be lines. He can
02:55literally wear a muumuu and still look good. Oh my gosh. Don't judge it. I'm not
03:00judging it. It's muted and simple. Let's start. Let's start here. I want to get, I
03:04want to go bigger first. Okay. Are you worried that you're going to like run
03:07into people wearing the same thing with Abercrombie though? Is that the fear? No.
03:12Okay. So this is just a cute black one. I don't, I don't even really look at it. I
03:16think it's like outdoors or something. There's a wolf on it. California. Okay. Their shirts
03:21are so soft. So this one is bold, but it's muted bold. So I'm seeing this one with my
03:30black jorts. So this one is cheetah print. It's pretty cute. Hey cheetah girls. You're
03:37not going to like try them on. You're doing like a lazy girl haul. I'll try one on. This
03:42is like great outdoors. It's Colorado. Silverton, Colorado. And if you guys know me, I am afraid
03:47of white shirts because white shirts tend to show off my breasts. I was talking to Spencer
03:52about it and I was like, yeah, I kind of avoid white shirts because it shows off my breasts
03:55and he was like, girl, me too. You guys are like having too much in common where it's
04:00starting to make me uncomfortable. What are you talking about? He's like my son. What
04:04did I walk in on yesterday? It was like such an in-depth personal conversation. And I was
04:09like, we were talking about our struggles with our body images. Oh, just a basic. What's
04:14this one? A cropped. Oh yeah. I don't have like a black crop. An essential. Plain cropped.
04:20Which one do you want me to try? Cheetah? Uh, cheetah girls. I mean my, don't you want
04:26to see the cheetah though in action? Of course. No, I want to see the cheetah in action. And
04:29then I want to go do something with you in the cheetah. So we'll be in action. Hey cheetah
04:35girls. Do you guys like this new camera? Is it too, I don't know. What's the vibe? The
04:41last vlog was my last camera that I've been using for years and years and years. This
04:46is a brand new camera. It's Sony. So we're trying. Cheetah revealed. Hey cheetah girls.
04:53It's your world. I don't hate it because it's like muted enough, but still fun and bold.
04:59Let's get sickening. Let's get sickening. Yeah, bitch. Work. It makes you look like
05:09more of a redhead. Every day he looks at me and he goes, are you a redhead? And then the
05:15other day he goes, well, it's hard to tell because there's so many grays in it. What
05:19is this? Oh, are we allowed to show this or is it like an exclusive for your video? It's
05:26this cute picture of the conspiracy van squad. And I have my scale and Chipotle. Uh, Lizzie
05:33has her hands out. She saw that the other day and was shook by the detail. Chris has
05:38his camera. Rylan has a keys. Uh, Sandy has a dominoes and Jared has his orange chicken.
05:43Or did you say Chipotle? The exact brand of the van with the same color. So funny. Also
05:49what if you guys are out there and you have youngins and they're at the stage where they're
05:55eating chunks. Um, have this, have this around. It is very scary. I fell down a rabbit hole
06:03where I watched a hundred videos on inside edition of people being saved with this. You
06:07put it on your mouth and you go, and it sucks the food out. And it's very, very scary. And
06:12I have anxiety when it comes to choking. So, and it's called the life back. I believe there's
06:17one for children and adults, but we also did know that we have all different sizes. Oh,
06:22we tried to Heimlich each other one time. Did not work. You couldn't even get around
06:25me. Oh, please. That was pre a weight loss. So I would definitely be. What? No, I'm just
06:30saying like I can get all the way. Oh my God. Same waist size as me now. We're like share
06:37a wardrobe at this point. That was so triggering. No, it's just honest. All my girls out there
06:41and boys with issues with their bodies. That was, I'm not allowed to say pre weight. What
06:46do you want me to say? We don't talk about weight loss. We don't talk about weight loss.
06:50We are, you're the one that watches the old vlogs and are like, you weren't telling me
06:54anything. We're on a health journey. We're on a health journey. All right. Well, this
06:59battery's about to die. When Spencer's here, we're going to go on some sort of adventure
07:03and it's going to be so fun. All right. It's a couple hours later. Spencer's now joined
07:08the chat. It's kind of like, Oh, did you just say that? Spencer brought his Riz to the chat
07:15ladies. Spencer brought that gut. Is that, is that, what's that one? I think it's like
07:21booty. Yeah, that is like a, he brought his gut in his Riz. Spencer's gut has joined the
07:27chat. Okay, hold on. I got to move these things. Can you hold this for one second? Wait, what
07:33is this bucket? Donations. Those are all gifts. Those are literally all gifts. Hide that.
07:39What are you doing? All right. Well, what were we doing today? Are you going to explain
07:44what we're doing? Oh, I need to put down my Stanley for this. Hold on. We are starting
07:48drama with Chick-fil-A. No, not because they're homophobic. Honestly, we really don't care.
07:52Let's get the Cybertruck out of the frame. Oh yeah, there's a little too much going on
07:56today. Yeah. So I'm very angry at Chick-fil-A because they supposedly have changed their
08:01waffle fry recipe and the internet's pissed. Have y'all tried the new Chick-fil-A fries?
08:06They're awful. I'm legit mad. Here's what I think is happening. I think maybe the original
08:11Why are you getting so far? Well, I was getting spinster in the frame too. I wanted to be able
08:14to cinematically pan. Oh, okay. I think it's because whatever was in the original,
08:19they're probably scared that the internet's going to figure out there's a weird chemical
08:22that's killing people. So they're like, oh guys, a new version. And it's probably healthier with
08:27less chemicals, which we don't want guys. We're dying anyways. Come on, let us live.
08:31Wait. Also, did you see Walmart just recalled their bags of broccoli? And the post said may
08:37cause death. And all the comments are, I just ate that. Okay. Here's the other thing. Chick-fil-A
08:45supposedly has the world's best elite diet, Dr. Pepper ever. And I've tried to post made it three
08:51times, but every time it comes, it's watered down. So I'm going to get fresh, crispy flurries.
08:58And is it Walmart or Costco that has Dubai? Dubai. We're with Spencer. You don't know what
09:05Dubai chocolate. Oh, I do know. I know what that is. Okay. I was just saying if it's Costco,
09:10we're with Spencer, who is a Costco card holder. A Costco connoisseur. Yeah.
09:19Too many, but also it is the cheapest option. So the Dubai chocolate bars, we got some, um,
09:24when we were evacuated. Don't worry. The original, the original big bar boy, they were so good. And
09:30if we're being honest, well, we got one for Sandy too, for a gift. And then we kind of started
09:36munching on it. It was like starting to go bad. So we were like, we were evacuated. We weren't
09:43in the right state of mind. You guys are crazy to know what's going on. We didn't know what's
09:47going on. We were just like, grab the passports, grab the Dubai. So Costco has mini versions. So
09:51they're like mini little Dubai chocolates. And I don't know what's more American than Costco
09:57stealing something, stealing something from Dubai and making mini versions of it and
10:01selling them in bulk, but we're going. All right, well, let's go.
10:05What is that? Seasonal key lime, frosted lemonade. Hello. Could I get a large diet,
10:11Dr. Pepper? Could I try that key lime lemonade and then a large fry? Could I get a grilled nuggets?
10:19I guess I'll do a five of grilled nuggets too. And then can we get three Chick-fil-A sauces
10:25and any other one for each of us? Oh, four. Thank you so much. Thank you. Three Chick-fil-A
10:33sauces for three big boys. That is crazy. Are you guys kidding me? You should have got six.
10:39Well, you could. There's three of us. Should I give Spencer a camera too? I need to figure out
10:43my hair. Spencer's on. I'm going to get crazy because the waffle fries here are my favorite
10:50fast food item I think ever. Really? Granted, without the sauce, I don't like them. With the
10:55sauce, they're perfect. They're the perfect little sauce, little holder. But if they are different,
11:00I will notice. I will complain. That will be the reason I never come back. Not because they hate
11:05us. A lot of gay people work here. I, not to profile, but I would say everybody was gay.
11:11That was it. Everyone, even the women, they were some gay women as well. A lot of gay people.
11:19I don't know if lesbian, gay women, it's both the same thing. Homosexual women, homosexual men.
11:25Yeah, what? Homosexual. Is homo, homo. That's offensive. You're a homo.
11:33I think that's fine. How does that feel? Say, I'm a homo. I'm a homo. My name's Ryland and
11:40I'm a homo. Yeah, that sounds bad. What are some fun gay slurs that won't get us demonetized?
11:46Fudge packer. That's true. That's a class. Fruit booter. Fruit booter. Pudding pusher.
11:53I just made that up. I just made that up. That's iconic. That's iconic. Hi, my name's Shane. I'm
11:59a pudding pusher. That's everything. Did I make that up? Maybe we should check our Urban Dictionary.
12:08I'm sure somebody's thought of it, but that's quite something. You guys have a good one. Thank
12:13you. You too. The fries smell good. They really do. They got that classic odor. It smells like
12:19McDonald's actually. It does. What if they're better? What are we going to do? Why would the
12:24internet be so angry about it? This is why I always get in trouble because I park crazy like
12:29this. Oh, it's so dark. Why does the world hate us? I don't know if I like this. Okay. Well,
12:35let me not like Dr. Pepper. You cannot park like this. I mean, I'm never going to be able to park.
12:39I wish you guys could see how he just parked. I don't want a ticket. We're in the car. We're
12:43going to get one in this car. I'm done with both of you. Change it. Change it. No, I'm done. I'm
12:47done. I'm done. No, I don't like this. I'm not performing. I was pretty much in the line.
12:56Now I'm happy. Okay. They look different. They look cooked perfectly. They look different.
13:03We got to try the frozen lemonade before it melts.
13:05This is frozen key lime pie. It's bland. It's bland. Wow. Now that is right because the key
13:11lime flavors diluted by the vanilla ice cream. That's pretty good. That's incredible. Okay. You
13:18know what the problem is? It's airier and lighter and it's not as filling. It almost is styrofoam-ish.
13:24I don't know. It doesn't taste like a real potato anymore. This does not taste like
13:28key lime. This tastes like lemonade. Yeah. Neither of these things are like lime at all.
13:32The ice cream one though is incredible. The fries are worse. They're worse, right? They're worse.
13:36They taste like more natural. Not fluffy. No, I think they taste less. I think it tastes like
13:40instant mashed potatoes. Like it tastes like it dissolves. Like it's not as filling. It's not like
13:45a chunky boy. It's more like I'm just eating a potato. No, I would say the opposite. Did they
13:49announce this or did people just start trying it and freaking out because it tastes so different?
13:54Yeah, that's true. Cause I didn't say that. Usually I feel like when someone does something
13:56like this, they have ads everywhere and all that stuff. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
14:00Yeah, they tried to do it under the radar. It didn't work. I mean, listen, is this going to
14:05change anything? Are people going to stop ordering them? No, they definitely are not as good though.
14:10Are the grilled nuggets right? Sometimes the grilled nuggets, I always think they taste good,
14:15but the texture is a little slimy. Well, I would say the reason we came was for the price.
14:19They're really a letdown. New and crunchy. No, they're new and gross. Yeah. Chick-fil-a.
14:24Unnecessary. Change it back. Change it back. They probably can't. They're like,
14:27if we change it back, then everybody's going to die in 10 years and they're going to figure it
14:30out when it was us. I really would like to know the root of the cost. Okay, let me just Google it.
14:35Okay. They recently changed their waffle fries by adding pea starch to the coating,
14:40which they claim make their fries crispier. I can confirm that. Although many customers have
14:44noticed a huge difference and are not happy with the change. Essentially, the goal was to improve
14:48the texture and prevent them from getting soggy too quickly. So I can appreciate the sentiment
14:53because it's like a lot of people do order Chick-fil-a with DoorDash or whatever service.
14:57And so they want it to be crispy when it arrives to your house. I will say I hate a soggy Chick-fil-a
15:02fry. I do know what they're talking about and I pop them in the air fryer if I get them to go.
15:07It feels like the solution is just fry them a little longer instead of adding all this new
15:10stuff. Like we're having often be like, we have waffle fries and crispy fries. Like give them,
15:16give me a new option. I'm drinking this Diet Dr. Pepper. Oh yeah. I wasn't sure if I liked it or
15:20not, but I'm drinking it. Where does it compare to a Diet Coke from McDonald's? Nowhere close.
15:25Did you look up pudding pusher? No. Oh, Urban Dictionary, the active anal in a course. When
15:30having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or pudding back up the cavity, pushing along the
15:37Hershey. Highway? The Hershey Highway. Also known as fudge packing. Fudge packing. That's a classic.
15:45After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do.
15:51Well, my butt is sore. I really had my pudding pushed last night.
15:55Okay. Well, I think the geelime ice cream was great. Okay. Okay. We'll see you at Costco.
16:03I'm just debating if I'm going to mask up or not. I don't want to get the flu again.
16:08Ever since he had been sick, he just is so afraid. Okay. Well, if I get sick again,
16:14I'm going to be the worst. The reason I don't come to Costco is because of this parking lot.
16:19It's awful in here. Thank you.
16:25There's something very end of the world about this. Well, yeah. All the bulk. It's like a
16:30scene in one of those movies where they like isolate a town because something happens and
16:36now they all have to live in a shed. They have sonos. I have to pee. Oh, well, that's all the
16:41way over there. Bathroom. How was it? It was okay. So I got distracted because there's new
16:50switch games. A lot of things. What is that? Oh, a Donkey Kong game. If that isn't me and you,
16:58I don't need it. Hi, guys. Hi. You're really going to sell my name? Oh,
17:03okay. I was not. No, I'm just, I'm just setting my camera. We're not filming.
17:09I did get a sample of chicken. Well, as if I didn't already hate that place enough,
17:15they not only didn't let us vlog, they didn't have the chocolates that we wanted. And there's
17:21not one place in that entire store that you can be. That's not in the way. You know, like literally
17:28every single place in that store, you're in the way of someone. I hated it. I hated everything
17:33about it. It's the worst place ever. It's like, I didn't need another reason to hate this place.
17:36And today solidified like on top of the nightmare parking lot. I fucking hate it.
17:43Can I look at the food court? I'm not hungry, but I just want to see. I mean, yeah, the guy that
17:47bagged this up was nice, although they didn't bag us up. They didn't give us any bags. Another
17:50thing that sucks. But he's very nice. I guess that's true. Just the one manager just did not
17:57like it. That felt personal. Everything with me feels personal. She goes, excuse me, sweetie.
18:02And I was like, Oh my God. Hi, what's up? And she goes, yeah. Are you filming in the warehouse?
18:06And I go, is this the warehouse? And I wasn't being sarcastic. And she goes, yeah, it's Costco
18:12warehouse. And then she looks at her tag and it says Costco wholesale. And she goes Costco
18:17wholesale warehouse. And I was like, but the warehouse isn't on the tag. We just don't know
18:20the lingo. We don't know the lingo. We didn't know it's called the warehouse. We're not lingo
18:23girls. Spencer, do you call the warehouse? No, I've never. I'm at the warehouse. It's just so
18:28funny that she like, it's like, it's Costco warehouse. It's like, no, it's not Costco
18:33warehouse. I feel like I need to try like one of the ice creams or like something.
18:36The ice creams are so good. Even though I just had key lime ice cream from Chick-fil-A.
18:44Costco haul, some sort of beef sticks. Spencer said this is his favorite item from Costco,
18:50all time favorite item. And he says, sometimes you can't find them for months.
18:54I ran out of lotion at my kitchen sink. What'd you get mama? I'm going to surprise you.
19:03That's where they win me back. Wow. That's where they win me back. Oh, he had to go back.
19:07I don't want to wait while this thing is melting. Are you kidding me? It's so gorgeous. Okay. I'm
19:13going in. Oh my God. It's incredible. Okay. The food court did make up for my awful experience
19:22inside. We can do this. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go. I just feel uncomfortable. I'm done
19:27here. Whoa. Shane started grading his experience and I said, well, bring us all along. I would
19:33grade that experience a D. I would say five. I always try to give them a second chance and I've
19:39given them way too many second chances. I'm just done with them. Okay. Shane somehow found an old
19:47memory card. Where did you get this? It was in one of your old cameras. Oh, we used to have a beauty
19:52guru camera and we had asked Gigi gorgeous. We said, what camera are you using? And when we first
19:58started dating, we would like take this around on all of the like dates or adventures we would go on
20:02and take photos. So this is kind of what we're working with. That would be me at work. You at
20:07work. Um, we also have me and queen Alicia Marie. Oh my gosh. Wow. That's crazy. Okay. What else?
20:18Oh, just so many of like us thinking like we're so funny. Like that sucks. Oh,
20:23wow. That was you visiting me at work too. Isn't that so funny?
20:27Wow. Oh, we were in Santa Barbara. This is one of our little date weekends before we had animals
20:40and kids. No, we took Uno on this trip. Yeah. Uno came with us. It was a dog friend. Okay.
20:46Wait, that's a good photo. Wow. Should I make that my profile picture? It's catfishing, huh?
20:52Wow. Aging really does suck when you look back this far, but this was also a really good camera.
20:57Like it had a, I don't know. It made everyone look better. This is funny though. Right? Him
21:03on a trash can. I mean, I'm laughing. We were drunk walking around. Oh, this one.
21:13Jiggy faces. Classic. That's a good picture. Mine's not as good. Yours isn't as good because
21:18you don't have enough fat on your face. Geez. Oh, wow. I don't, I don't think it was supposed
21:25to be funny. I don't quite know. Yeah. I don't. Oh, I don't know either. It's supposed to be
21:30tasteful. Yeah. Wow. See what I mean? We were already young and it made us younger.
21:37Time. Mom, should we start using this camera again? Oh my gosh. There's hundreds of photos
21:43on here. Oh, you're just going to skip right past me and the dogs, huh? Oh, you with the plain uno
21:49at our old house. Oh my God. Oh wow. Why did I do that? Why did I do that? Valentine's day.
21:59Sometimes, geez, these are getting weird. What was happening there? It's hard to know. Oh,
22:10this. Oh, I think I was your age here. There you go. You know, why aren't you doing that?
22:18Why did I do that? Oh, wow. Can I get that wig? Wow. He's a pretty girl, right?
22:27Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you shaved your mustache, right? Okay. You look like a care. Oh,
22:36wow. These are weird. Nothing really bad's about to happen. Oh my God. The lips. I was obsessed
22:43with those for some reason. Why was I so into this? You ever had any of those big lips? I've
22:51never even seen those before. Let's bring those back. Wow. That, I loved that.
23:00Oh, we stopped and got ice cream. Oh, you kept saying he looked like an alien. Keep scrolling.
23:06Shane keeps saying we have an alien dog. We have an alien dog. Yeah. I think I probably said
23:10something funnier than that. Oh, this is when we were obsessed with Barton G. Yeah. Look at that
23:16Sunday. Oh no. You wanted to style my hair differently. Oh, oh wow. Good thing, you know?
23:27Yeah. These are not great. Oh wow. Well that was for a thumbnail, but yeah.
23:36A sponsorship. I never share my nachos. What kind of sponsor is that? What was it?
23:41I don't remember. Really? What? Those are the worst looking nachos I've ever seen. Oh no.
23:47What is this one? Oh, happy birthday. Oh my God. For Susie K. That view too. I loved that house.
23:55Oh my God. This is before Spencer. We used the beauty guru camera recently. I don't even remember
23:59life before Spencer. Oh wait. Oh no, you were there. He's right there. Wow. What a throwback.
24:05Life is crazy, guys. How much fun? It goes really, really fast and you're ugly a lot of the time.
24:10That's a great quote. Oh wow. That one's good actually. If you were to ever become single
24:17again, that would be on your Tinder. Really? Yeah, I think so. Like you're fun. That? You're
24:22adventurous. That's the gayest picture I've ever seen. I can't agree with that. Okay. Okay. Hold
24:32on. Hold on. Hands. Okay. Well not over the smoothie. Not over the smoothie. He is being
24:38way too lenient. There is a neurovirus out there that is causing people to literally family guy
24:43all over the house. If you don't know that reference, look it up. And I'm not trying to
24:48have that. We just got over a month long flu. Everywhere he goes right now, he's wearing an N95
24:53and I'm like, I don't know. You've been recycling that N95 for a month now. Do I look like a nerd?
24:58Yeah. Do I look like I'm really overly cautious? Yeah. Do I care? Fuck no. And if you get sick,
25:03you're going to a hotel because I'm not getting sick again. I know, but I can't let like,
25:08I can't not go work. It's been a month since I've been able to do anything of normalcy.
25:14That was a big word. We just did some grocery shopping. We were at Air Juan and we thought
25:19we have to try the smoothie where it's called the LA Strong Smoothie where all proceeds are going to
25:25LA Fire Relief. And did you get a decaf? Oh, you did get a decaf like I asked. Thank you. We don't
25:30want this to be up all night because nighttime is my alone time and I don't want anything to
25:35jeopardize that. And I kept saying, get a decaf, get a decaf. It's 312 and yes, I want to go to
25:40bed so he can have his time. I can have my time. This looks delicious. I think it's a protein
25:45smoothie. Has some sort of vanilla cream on top and some cocoa nibs, cacai nibs. Can I try it
25:53first? No, because you're the germy one. Oh man. I'm never going to get healthy. Wow. It is raw.
26:03Oh, there's like not one ounce of anything sweet in there. I thought there was a banana in there.
26:07I mean, I'm glad it's going to Fire Relief. Oh my, you did not sell how bad this is. Why
26:16would they do? Listen, Air Juan, we have problems. There's so many problems we have.
26:20The cost of your melons. But besides that, don't be chewing. Oh my God.
26:24Well, they had a nice chunk. Get out of the car. No, you're done. You're done. You're done.
26:29No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
26:31We donated. We're done. No, I'll be quiet. I'll let it melt if it has a chunk in my mouth. Just
26:37keep talking. Keep yapping. I'm yapping and I'm snapping. Why would you do that? Why would you
26:41make something disgusting for Fire Relief? Don't you want it to be fire and so good that people
26:45want to reorder it again and again? I would rather die than drink that. It tastes healthy. So I'm
26:49like, I can have this. No, it doesn't. It tastes like, I don't even know how to explain it. It
26:54doesn't even taste as good as coffee. Like there's espresso in here and they didn't even get that.
26:58There's allegedly a banana in here and I don't even have the sweetness of that.
27:02It tastes as though you put a raw cocoa nib in your mouth.
27:08You know what I'm talking about? The unsweetened chocolate. That's the flavor profile. Anyways,
27:13donate to Fire Relief. If you want to get that smoothie, take one sip and throw it away and
27:18donate the rest of the money. Do that. I'm going to drink it. And I think there's protein in it.
27:22Um, I also, I'm starving. I haven't had lunch. So I got their vegan chili.
27:29Is that chewable? Let's see. I mean, it's soft chew. It's like black beans.
27:35If there's one thing he can do, it's make anything chewable. Make anything loud.
27:42Oh, please. It's not that bad. If he's not chewing, he's gulping. Well,
27:44what do you want to tell them about the new year? It's, I mean, February is like our new fresh start.
27:51Uh, here's the thing. We're so grateful. Every single day I wake up and I literally am like,
27:56can you believe how lucky we are? How grateful we are? Like, oh my God. Like our house is okay.
28:04We're safe. Like it's so sad to think about, not to make this a downer, but, but we really do need
28:10to like, remember this every single day forever. It's put everything in perspective. Nothing
28:15stresses me out. I'm sure that'll change. But at the moment I was so stressed out before the fires,
28:19before I was so stressed out about the dumbest shit. And then now I'm like, why was I stressed
28:23out about that? And the thing is on top of all of that, it's just like feeling unwell, like having
28:29flu and not, I mean, it's a, like right now I'm waking up. I'm like, oh my God, I feel ready to
28:34take on the day. Whereas before, and then he goes out with no mask and no hand sanitizer,
28:41touching everything. I've never seen you touch so many things in my life. I'm taking risks,
28:45baby. It's trying to stay healthy. I'm making sure I spritz spritz before I put anything close
28:50to my mouth. I am going to finish this fire relief smoothie. I mean, it has to be healthy
28:55for me. There's zero taste to it. So I'm like, it's gotta be healthy. Oh my God. Have you told
29:01them what is happening? What? Because this is bad. Guys, we've been waiting. I've been waiting.
29:09I mean, you've been judging. Well, I've been waiting to judge.
29:14Guys, if you don't already know, Amanda Bynes, queen of my childhood.
29:18Icon.
29:19Literal icon. Been through so much. I'm so proud of her. She went to fashion school,
29:25graduated. Now she is- Well, you're missing a career path. She became a nail tech.
29:29She's still doing that. If she ever actually gets her nail license and actually does nails,
29:33I'm getting acrylics. Just to meet her, I'm getting nails.
29:37Then we're going to turn into that nail guy that you fell down the road. Hold on.
29:41I love the nails. Thank you, Amanda. Coming to your salon soon. But Amanda also has art,
29:45and she's been documenting her journey of being an artist on Instagram. I like her art.
29:49So she had an art piece called Lavender Dream. I screenshotted it a year and a half ago,
29:53and I was like, I want that. And I was like, do I DM her and ask her if I could buy it? But I made
29:56a joke about her like 12 years ago in a video that I regret. Whatever. I since have deleted
30:01that video. But I was like, oh, but what if she hates me? I think she blocked me at one point,
30:05like 12 years ago. And then unblocked you. And then unblocked me. I don't know. But I was like,
30:09I wanted to DM her and be like, can I buy this piece of art? But I didn't want to scare her,
30:12freak her out, or think I was making fun of her. So I didn't. But then she had an art show,
30:16and we couldn't go because we were filming the podcast. There's a lot of backstory.
30:18He did buy tickets. I bought tickets.
30:20And we had every intention to go, but then it was the only day everyone could film.
30:24A podcast. I DM'd the guy that threw the art show.
30:26What's his name? Like Dirty Pizza?
30:28Ass Pizza. I DM'd Ass Pizza. And I say, hey, Ass Pizza. First of all, love your name. I relate.
30:34Second of all, are there any pieces of art left? He sent me a picture of what was left.
30:39Do you think the cream on top is sweet?
30:41No one cares. Literally lavender dreams. How did nobody buy it? Oh my God. It's the best one. I
30:46was like, oh my God, give it to me now. And then I saw another piece and I'm like, wait,
30:48that would go so cute. So I got two pieces of Manabites art. It is at home.
30:52Okay. You're missing details. Then I started looking at the whole gallery wall when we
30:55were watching the vlogs. I'm spotting Noah Cyrus in the video. And then Shane's like,
31:00well, which one do you like most? And I said, well, if I'm being honest,
31:03I like this one that you didn't buy the most. And then he goes, they go really well together.
31:07And so he bought the two. We're going to go home. We're going to open that art and
31:10he's going to probably make me hang them because I'm the man. I'm the man.
31:16The fact that I'm going to have Amanda Bynes art hanging outside of my office is so fucking
31:20iconic. I can't even put it into words. So Amanda, if you're watching, if you randomly
31:24see this, just know that we're all rooting for you. We all love you and keep going. And
31:29I can't wait to get my nails. Okay. We're going to go home,
31:36unload this food for the babies and unbox this art. What a day. Okay.
31:43When I was in middle school, sixth grade, we had this like motivational speaker come
31:52to our school. And he was like, I just met the most genius 12 year old in the whole world who
31:57runs an empire and blah, blah, blah. And we were all like, what? And he goes, Amanda Bynes did a
32:03whole speech about how he was Amanda Bynes like, I don't know, producer or something.
32:08Was that person ass pizza? Yes, it was ass pizza.
32:15Are you going to want me to hang this tonight?
32:19You think I'm going to let my Amanda Bynes pieces sit on the floor? I'm like nervous.
32:24I mean, I know what they look like, but I've never had like art like this. This is
32:30like a piece of history. Oh my God. Okay.
32:33Oh my God. She was at the art show. I could have bought it from her directly. I'm a little sad. I
32:41wasn't able to do that, but it is cool that I have like a picture of her standing in front of it.
32:46Maybe one day she could come on the podcast and- I don't want to make her feel weird.
32:51I don't know. Like I'm not trying to get something out of her.
32:54I love it. I love it. I love it so much. I give you Lavender Dreams.
33:06Which way does it go? Like this.
33:09Wow. The way that she like combines different textures and
33:13this and just all of it. It makes me feel something. I love it.
33:15Do I get to open mine? Oh yeah.
33:18Do you know what mine's called? I forbid.
33:19I honestly think yours is just called smiley face. What?
33:24I don't know if there's some extra ass pizza merch.
33:29I don't know. I wasn't expecting. Oh, is this a shirt? Oh my God. I literally wanted one of
33:33these. What is this? An ass pizza hat maybe? Is this ass pizza? Wait, open up the shirt.
33:38Open up the shirt. Oh my God. There's more. Oh my God. He like hooked us up with some stuff.
33:45I wanted those. Are you kidding me?
33:47She drew that. It's the Amanda shorts. And look at the shirt. Open up the shirt.
33:51Open the shirt. Look at the shirt that she drew of herself. Oh my God.
33:55I know. Iconic. Oh wow. This is actually really cute. Like the Carl's Jr. Logo.
34:00Okay. Now the anticipation is killing me. Open up the art.
34:03I really do like this. Okay. Don't, don't burn it. Oh my God. If you damage it.
34:08I'm not going to damage it. It's over. She used a really nice,
34:11like glossy shiny. Please don't freak on me.
34:13He's cutting it. It's giving me anxiety. Please don't fuck this up.
34:17Oh my God. There's an iconic piece of her hair dried into this. That's everything.
34:22Oh, she signed it. She signed it. She signed it. I'm going to cry. I didn't think she signed it.
34:27Can you see this piece of her hair? That's just
34:30dried into it. We have Amanda Bynes DNA. Do you see the vision? This goes on top.
34:36Oh God. No. Purple on top. Purple on top. Purple on top.
34:38Actually, wait. This is a rose. Swap it. Swap it. Swap it. Swap it. Swap it.
34:43I just can't believe we have this DNA. There we go. There we go.
34:47I love it. Wow. That's very risky that you just left it like that, but okay. I love it.
34:52Wow. I love this. The one that I chose is so sickening.
34:56That is her hair. It literally-
34:58That's literally a piece of Amanda Bynes hair. That is beyond iconic.
35:03I don't want to diss Amanda Bynes, but we very much so like homemade artwork in this house.
35:10I mean, she's an artist. I'm not taking that away from her.
35:13So as we go up the stairs-
35:15Originally, I was thinking one of these moments.
35:19Right.
35:21But maybe we should center it because we're going to get rid of the desk.
35:23Once it's hung up, we'll show you the final reveal, but this art is iconic. I love it.
35:43I love it.