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00:00Tomorrow we are going to the one, the only, That's Very Far.

00:04I left my body.

00:06There was rich ladies crying, it was crazy.

00:08His second boyfriend will understand.

00:10Hold on, let me show Spencer.

00:12Oh shit, we made it!

00:16You know, we're so blessed to be the YouTubers that we are.

00:18You are a short guy.

00:22I really went all out for this because they've never been to medieval times.

00:24None of us have.

00:26Finish him!

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01:52Okay, I thought I'd vlog a little bit

01:54because my family is in town.

01:56Hello, girls.

01:58Hello.

02:00I literally went back in to get my vlog camera

02:02because my mom's been so crazy about Erewhon.

02:04She keeps saying...

02:06It is. It's a word. Oxygenated.

02:08She keeps saying,

02:10we're gonna go get oxygenated.

02:12It's like the casino at Erewhon.

02:14You get oxygenated.

02:16Yeah, and it is a word, see?

02:18You just think it's happiness in there?

02:20You walk in, you just feel so full of life

02:22and you just feel kind of light-headed

02:24and happy. That's how you feel

02:26when you go to Erewhon, so I figure they're pumping

02:28in oxygen and keeping you oxygenated,

02:30which is a word.

02:32Like, sedated by oxygenated.

02:34Yeah.

02:36But Morgan moved it off of what it is.

02:38And that's the only way they can convince someone

02:40that a $20 strawberry is reasonable activity.

02:42Yeah, oxygenate their body.

02:44Who's gonna get to try that? Is Morgan gonna do it for her reel

02:46or are you gonna do it on your podcast?

02:48If she wants to reel it up, she can reel it up.

02:50Well, we were talking,

02:52we all want to be like...

02:54My shorts can't get 10,000 views.

02:56Well, Morgan posted a short and like,

02:58we're just, the short gods aren't

03:00in our favor, you know? We're so blessed

03:02to be the YouTubers that we are.

03:04You are a short god.

03:06I'm just saying,

03:08like, the short gods haven't

03:10come down upon us and so

03:12every time we try it, it doesn't really work and I was like,

03:14well, you know what? You could do

03:16a $19 strawberry from Erewhon.

03:18Yes.

03:20But you have to do it like...

03:22You have to slurp it. I should have worn a more slutty outfit.

03:24You gotta have your tits out.

03:26I ran back in for the camera, you can run back

03:28in for an outfit change. Are you serious?

03:30Okay, guys, I'm at Erewhon.

03:32I need like a Victoria's Secret bombshell

03:34with like a Lulu jacket like

03:36zipped, you know?

03:38It tastes so fresh. Okay, this is just the beginning

03:40of what's gonna be a fun-filled adventure

03:42because Shane booked us.

03:44Oh my god, do I not have my phone?

03:46No, I do. Can you hold this for a second?

03:48I can't focus on too many things at once.

03:50I think Shane's ready to go to the store.

03:52He wants to get oxygenated.

03:54Tomorrow, we are going to

03:56the one, the only,

03:58Knott's Berry Farm. Don't say it excitedly.

04:00I'm excited because I love Knott's Berry Farm.

04:02You hate on Knott's Berry Farm.

04:04They've never been to Knott's Berry Farm. I don't hate

04:06on Knott's Berry Farm. Every time in the past, I'm like,

04:08we should go to Knott's. You go, ugh. I know.

04:10I just feel if we're making the trek down to Anaheim,

04:12we should go to Disneyland.

04:14But I am excited, and then

04:16you booked reservations for

04:18Medieval Times.

04:20I got the king and queen package.

04:22I have no fucking idea, but I think

04:24we're gonna get crowns. We're gonna get priority

04:26seating next to our knights.

04:28We get special drinks. I really went all out

04:30for this because they've never been to Medieval Times.

04:32None of us have. Spencer, no.

04:34You're the only one. And the way they talk to you,

04:36oh my lordy.

04:38Oh my lord, what do we wear?

04:40I don't know. Do we have to go get certain clothes?

04:42Like, are we going to have to go shopping?

04:44I don't think your sketchers are gonna cut it.

04:46That's for sure. I guess not.

04:48Yeah, so it's gonna be very, very fun,

04:50very exciting, and oxygenating.

04:52I hope so. So lots

04:54of food in our future, but we'll see you

04:56at Erewhon. Nowhere spelled backwards.

04:58That's not at all. Almost.

05:00Oh wait, really? For you, maybe. Who told me

05:02that? I just believed it. Jared.

05:04The way my mom is acting

05:06is though she's had three glasses

05:08of wine already. What is going on

05:10with you?

05:12I am a horrible person.

05:14She's happy. And I haven't even had any

05:16wine. Maybe we need wine.

05:18Uh. I think we

05:20saved the drinking for tomorrow. Hold on, we need the bags.

05:22Oh god. What?

05:24This is embarrassing. What's embarrassing? Oh, me vlogging?

05:26Well, no. The bags.

05:28Oh. I mean.

05:30What's wrong with the bags? Yeah, well, there's a lot of them.

05:32Well, we'll just hide the other bags.

05:34Yeah, like, we're, we're Erwhon.

05:36I'll carry it.

05:38See, he nests his bag too.

05:40I can do it. Oh, yes. You dragged me

05:42from nesting my bags. She does go,

05:44Morgan, she just puts all of her

05:46bags in one place. I said,

05:48why would I have ten separate bags

05:50sitting in a drawer when I can put them all in one

05:52bag? And she said, you're just nesting.

05:54I would throw them away. Then you forget

05:56which bags you have. Well, what if they're bags

05:58she's going to go back to?

06:00Hold on, stand up.

06:02Stand up to her.

06:04Wait till the oxygen hits her. When she gets

06:06oxygenated, it's going to go even further.

06:08Oh my gosh.

06:10Spencer, do you feel weird being like an

06:12unofficial member of the family? I was thinking that

06:14as we were driving. You are an official

06:16member. Well, no, because I'm not related.

06:18Well, a lot of people, a lot of people in the

06:20vlogs will be like, Spencer's just

06:22become like a third whale to us.

06:24Yeah. Well, it's more when you guys

06:26are like, we're going to Erwhon. You want to come? Yeah, sure.

06:28And I'm just like, a little kid

06:30going to the

06:32store. I'll come along.

06:34Oh, will you get me

06:36a wipe? Oh,

06:38shoot.

06:40Okay. I'm embarrassing myself.

06:42They don't have the $19

06:44strawberries. They only have them at the Beverly Hills location.

06:46So I guess we have to go there right now.

06:48We cannot drive to Beverly

06:50Hills right now. Seems like our only

06:52option. How's the oxygen?

06:54I ran

06:56out of it in the car I just done

06:58myself in. What is that?

07:00It's a type of

07:02broccoli. I googled it. It looks like

07:04kayak. Well, it does look like

07:06It does, right? How would you even

07:08cook it? Wait, what's Morgan's short going to be now?

07:10Another flop. Thanks to you.

07:12Wait, I feel like

07:14your mom has a joke about you. Where's your

07:16shorts? I don't have any shorts.

07:18What do you mean?

07:20She only has pants.

07:22What was the joke? I was waiting for a stand-up joke.

07:24What was your joke? Where's your shorts?

07:26I don't wear shorts.

07:28I'm 60.

07:30That's pretty good. What would yours be?

07:32Where's your shorts?

07:34We knew I'm nervous. I don't know.

07:36He doesn't have a mom. Spencer, you go.

07:38Where's your shorts?

07:40Under your pants? Yeah.

07:42Oh, okay.

07:44Where's your shorts?

07:46On your mom's bedroom floor.

07:48That's good.

07:50It doesn't really work.

07:52Because your mom is my mom.

07:54What did you just say? I was asking

07:56Spencer, does he feel the oxygen?

07:58I know, but then what did you follow up with?

08:00I let him know that I was congested

08:02today and now I'm not.

08:06It's like she's getting

08:08paid. Are you going to pay me really?

08:10No, I'm saying it's like you're a paid spokesperson

08:12for Air One with your pink shoes

08:14and your pink shirt.

08:18Me and Spencer spotted something off wild.

08:22I don't know what it is.

08:24It's squash.

08:26But I wanted to try this.

08:28I got two pieces.

08:30I got two smoothies.

08:32One really weird one and one I know that's good.

08:34Your mom and Morgan have to give

08:36an honest rating because they were free.

08:38So you guys can say whatever you want. No offense.

08:40Alright.

08:42Whatever I want you said?

08:46Read in that oxygen and say whatever's on your mind.

08:48I love it.

08:50Should I ask the cashier if it's oxygenated?

08:52Alright, what did you get?

08:54Spencer was talking about how he likes turmeric and I was like

08:56Oh, I do too. This is a turmeric

08:58crush and this is Jet's favorite.

09:00Not to put pressure on it. You don't have to like it.

09:02This is Jet's favorite. Malibu mango.

09:04Wow, I didn't know they had a turmeric smoothie.

09:06Yeah, I don't even know what turmeric tastes like.

09:08I just know it's something. Aren't you supposed to eat it

09:10when you're sick? That looks like a period

09:12toilet. You should start

09:14with this then. Do you like mango?

09:18That one's not bad.

09:20It kind of tastes like blood orange.

09:24When Morgan tells you what she thinks it tastes

09:26looks like, she's going to be unappetized.

09:30It tastes like I got drunk, I threw up in my mouth.

09:32Oh, I love it.

09:34Now you're going to have good digestion.

09:36Good for your gut. You're going to have clear skin.

09:38You're going to wake up so skinny tomorrow

09:40when your stomach explodes.

09:42This is the smoothie for me.

09:44Tastes like fruit. Really? You like it?

09:46I love it, yeah. Spencer likes it.

09:48I'm going to drink that whole thing.

09:50I'm getting turmeric everywhere.

09:52Let mom try that.

09:54This is small, let me bring this down.

09:56She's a short God.

10:00Did you say God?

10:02You don't have to be blasphemous.

10:04I love it. Really?

10:06I like it, yeah I do.

10:08They probably pumped oxygen into it.

10:10Mom got a CBD

10:12drink, she's going to go over the moon soon.

10:14Try this one mom.

10:16It has period blood in it.

10:18And you say I say weird things.

10:20No, that was Morgan's.

10:22That looks like a period toilet.

10:24You got to get that good good.

10:26This one's good.

10:28This one's just an orange juice.

10:30Yeah, that tastes like gum juice.

10:32Pizza, pizza, pizza.

10:34Some kind of pizza

10:36that a skinny rich girl would be like

10:38it's healthy, right? Because there's squash on it.

10:40It's dry.

10:42It just tastes like

10:44Whole Foods.

10:46Look at this.

10:48I like it though.

10:50It's very bland. It needs something. It needs ranch.

10:52Oh no. The crust is good

10:54but the toppings are just like

10:56whole. Is there no sauce on it?

10:58It needs something else. It needs something.

11:00It could be good.

11:02Squash.

11:04I love squash.

11:06Everyone here has a

11:08little dog and they all just got into a fight.

11:10And it was insane.

11:12There was rich ladies crying.

11:14It was crazy.

11:16I just want a piece of that.

11:18So what are we going to do now?

11:20Eat the rest of the pizza.

11:22Oh no. I got turmeric on me.

11:24Oh, that's never going to come out.

11:26Spencer just said it stinks.

11:28On a dark shirt, maybe it'll be.

11:30We'll just say it's where the gut health is.

11:34Shane is out here.

11:36We're getting ready for Knott's Berry Farm

11:38right now. He's got all of his

11:40I got my chops.

11:42Not sponsored. I got my little drinks.

11:44I got my touch land. Don't be touching

11:46anything at Knott's Berry Farm.

11:48Don't want to get sick. I got my protein bars

11:50and I have my hair hack. Now, this is a prop

11:52from the podcast. Spoiler alert.

11:54And I'm going to see if this works. So you know when you go on a roller coaster

11:56and your hair. You know now because you have hair.

11:58But your hair. Well, before it was just short.

12:00But like your hair goes flying

12:02and your wig gets a mess. And you're like, oh my god.

12:04And now people in line are going to see me like this.

12:06I'm going to need this in the yoga studio.

12:08My hair is flying everywhere once it gets wet.

12:10So my thought was, once I get on the ride

12:12very discreetly.

12:14And I put this on to keep my bangs in place.

12:16And you know, the wispies fly

12:18which is cute. Oh, not even pushed back

12:20in place? No, it keeps my bangs

12:22in place. It's a little curl. It's a little wisp.

12:24But I pulled out the camera because I was

12:26making sure there was enough space on the memory card

12:28for the day and Shane's pitching

12:30for pitching baby names.

12:32Baby names.

12:34Oh, you don't want to reveal? We can't

12:36be, I mean. Well no, I just feel

12:38like people are going to make fun of it and then I'm going to be

12:40my feelings are going to get hurt. Like we've ever cared if people

12:42made fun of the baby names that we chose. Well, is this for

12:44Patreon or for your vlogs? My vlogs.

12:46Oof, more judgment. Okay.

12:48Although the Patreon judges me sometimes.

12:50We need to talk. Okay.

12:52So I was thinking, and this isn't going to make sense

12:54really. Well, half of it will.

12:56But a boy

12:58named

13:00Stanley Hugo. Hugo's

13:02the middle name. Stanley's the first name. Hugo's

13:04his favorite restaurant that he's loved

13:06forever and ever. Decades.

13:08Hugo Stanley.

13:10No. The more that you say

13:12Stanley, the more that I...

13:14That's like for another boy.

13:16And we were thinking, oh gosh, we shouldn't have given

13:18a girl named Stanley.

13:20Is that iconic?

13:22We can think about it. Does that exist?

13:24Do we spell it different? Stanley.

13:26How would you? S-T-A

13:28It's like Stan. S-T-A-N

13:30L-Y

13:32You drop the E. L-E-E

13:34Stanley. L-I-E

13:36Stanley. And then it's an homage

13:38to your middle name. Wait,

13:40Stanley's a girl's name. L-E-E

13:42Kind of iconic. Did we just crack the code?

13:44This all started because we were like, we've got to think of girl names

13:46that are three. So it's like Jet, Max,

13:48three. And then I'm like,

13:50I don't know if we're going to stick to that. Hold on, just wait.

13:52The boys are asleep. And so then he's making

13:54jokes and he's like, what about a girl

13:56named Cartier? Listen, I buy

13:58him so many rings from Cartier that he sent me something.

14:00Isn't this crazy? I'm like afraid

14:02to open it. It's Bert.

14:04It's like the fanciest.

14:06You know, Bert is the fancy champagne.

14:08I don't know. They wouldn't put their name on something cheap.

14:10They have this messengered over.

14:12You're making it sound horrible. And by the way,

14:14it happened during the fires and the girl from Cartier

14:16texted me. She's like,

14:18we're sending you over some champagne. And I was like,

14:20girl, bad timing. So he's like

14:22making jokes and he's like, Cartier,

14:24Cartier, Tiffany. Tiffany Cartier.

14:26Tiffany Cartier. And I was like, wow.

14:28Tiffany Cartier. But that's too bougie.

14:30We're projecting too much bougieness on her.

14:32Tiffany Cartier Adams-Yaw.

14:34Stanley. Stanley.

14:36Ooh, this is going to stick with me. And then the other

14:38option, he was like, okay, we have two more kids.

14:40We name one Stan, one Lee. When we want

14:42to call them together, it's Stanley.

14:44Listen, I'm full of ideas.

14:46All right, we got to get ready. We do have to get

14:48ready.

14:50Okay.

14:52Lizzy's being

14:54nasty.

14:58Oh no, I'm just, I'm

15:00exploiting you for the vlog.

15:02Is this

15:04your vlog or his vlog? Just don't worry

15:06about it. Whose vlog is this? This is my vlog.

15:08Okay, so I'm going to give a little less.

15:10No, I'm just kidding.

15:12I was going to

15:14text you guys last night and say I'm not cleaning my house

15:16just so you can piss in it.

15:18Oh, it's

15:20what? He wants

15:22your help. He's fine.

15:24He's a self-starter.

15:30Oh,

15:32shit! We made it!

15:34We made it!

15:36We made it! Two hours and

15:3810 minutes later, we made it to

15:40Guadalupe. Should we let people out to go meet Spencer because he's been standing here for an hour?

15:42Yeah, Shane's having a panic attack because

15:44Spencer's been waiting here for so long.

15:46I'll get out. I'm the best at yak.

15:48Spencer's over there. It's a restaurant called

15:50Nott's Chicken Dinner.

15:52Do you want to tell them about your first vlog?

15:54The drama. The drama. The nausea

15:56has gone crazy in this car.

15:58The drama is that the reason we came here

16:00was because they have the world's biggest

16:02fried chicken sandwich. It's called the Proud Bird Sandwich

16:04and we saw it in an Ordinary Adventure vlog and ever

16:06since, two years ago, or no, a year ago,

16:08I was like, I need that sandwich.

16:10I need it. It's huge. It's like the size of

16:12a

16:14birthday cake. He says it's the world's

16:16biggest chicken sandwich and he brings it up

16:18monthly. Anyways, they don't have it anymore. Drama's

16:20over. See you guys in a second.

16:22I have never seen this little

16:24downtown area. I guess it's the Nott's Berry

16:26Farm Market.

16:30I guess this is

16:32Nott's Chicken Dinner restaurant.

16:34Hello, girls. Hello.

16:36I've only seen senior citizens so far.

16:38Really? Don't go join them.

16:40This is why it's called the Chicken

16:42Dinner, I guess.

16:44Got the big

16:46cock outside.

16:48Just smell when you

16:50walk in here. It's crazy.

16:52Oh, it smells like a theme

16:54park. It smells like a

16:56cracker barrel. Morgan said it smells

16:58like your grandma. It does.

17:00So we're

17:02gonna see who can hold down their boys and

17:04berries the best. Oh, it's not gonna be us.

17:06I'm gonna be yicking

17:08yacking everywhere. They invented them. They invented

17:10boys and berries. I'm gonna be Yaxberry Farm.

17:12You can ask your

17:14server for delicious details on the boys and berries.

17:16I'm definitely

17:18gonna be asking her which is the best boys and

17:20berry option. So yes, we're eating

17:22because we have reservations for

17:24Medieval Times at 8pm.

17:26Okay, the boys and berry lemonade, though, is what we're really

17:28here for. Spencer and I got the Signature

17:30Classic because we know what we're here for.

17:32We're here to perform.

17:34Oh,

17:36it kind of

17:38tastes like dish water.

17:40It tastes like they squirted like some

17:42sort of syrup in like a minute.

17:44But boys and berry is what they do for everything.

17:48It's like

17:50Can I have some too, Spencer? Yeah, of course.

17:52Oh, I like it.

17:54I like it. It's going down,

17:56you guys.

17:58Oh, my God.

18:00Oh, my God.

18:04Boom, boom, boom.

18:06Wow.

18:08A scoop of vanilla ice cream as well, please.

18:10Oh, they're nice and warm and

18:12juicy.

18:14Oh, I like the way this crumbles.

18:16A biscuit.

18:18A real biscuit girl.

18:20Yeah, it's like your granny made it.

18:22That jam is good.

18:24Oh, my God. That is crazy good.

18:26The consistency of the bun

18:28is interesting or whatever it is.

18:30It's like a biscuit bun hybrid.

18:32Oh, it's good.

18:34Wow.

18:36It's good.

18:38The combination all together is wonderful.

18:40We need to get a jar of that to go.

18:42They sell this at Ralph's.

18:44What? Yes.

18:46Oh, my God.

18:52Oh, my God.

18:54Oh, my Lord.

18:56Oh, my God.

18:58Slow zoom.

19:02I could eat a whole pie of that

19:04today. It's so good.

19:06Now, are there berries in it or is it really

19:08just this? Oh, my God.

19:10Oh, my God.

19:12Hold on.

19:14Come here, mama.

19:18Wow.

19:20I like a berry pie.

19:22It's really incredible.

19:24I think so.

19:26The ranch is so good, mom.

19:30It is really good, but it is hot.

19:32It's going to feel so good when we get on that

19:34coaster. We are going to throw up.

19:36Is a boysenberry just a

19:38blackberry? But better.

19:40They invented them.

19:42The barbecue sauce is good, too.

19:44Also, I saw somebody say it's LGBT.

19:46LGBTQ.

19:48And I don't know if that makes you laugh.

19:50Shane is

19:52a sauce queen.

19:54He's an LGBTQ.

19:56I like the roll better than the pie.

19:58That is crazy. I disagree with

20:00you. You're wrong. I'm sorry.

20:02But I fucking hate all of them.

20:04Knott's knows what they're doing.

20:06The ice cream is fantastic.

20:08The crust on the pie, fantastic.

20:10The boysenberry, fantastic.

20:12You're already loving Knott's Berry Farm, but I feel so happy.

20:14It's incredible.

20:16And I had doubts about this restaurant. I was like, should we just

20:18get into the park and try whatever's going on in the park?

20:20I'm glad we stayed. This is

20:22right.

20:32Morgan just said this restaurant

20:34hits hard.

20:38The best little tiny

20:40sandwich I've ever had in my life.

20:46I don't know if you can hear Morgan,

20:48but she just said this might be the best restaurant she's

20:50ever been to. This is like 10

20:52out of 10 on the scale.

20:54I honestly wish I would have got that

20:56because it's a little more simple. Mine's a little

20:58messy.

21:02It is good. It could use

21:04some math.

21:10I should have got something with chicken.

21:12You're a flat out liar.

21:14I think you said that with me

21:16before and we've had it together.

21:18She just said, I never had funnel

21:20cake.

21:26We have to put our own bracelets on?

21:28You expected my husband to do that for you?

21:30What the fuck?

21:42Okay, what are we doing first,

21:44Shane? He doesn't even care about me. He's so

21:46excited. We're going

21:48to Ghost Rider first.

21:50That's my favorite ride. Between you and Disney

21:52and you here is crazy.

21:54We gotta go, we gotta go. And Disney's like, fuck.

21:56You couldn't even walk at

21:58Disney though. I will say, just from a

22:00enjoyability standpoint,

22:02this is passing

22:04the vibe test. This is way

22:06cooler. No mom, you're coming on the roller

22:08coaster. Do you see

22:10that roller coaster? Yeah, we're going on it.

22:12If I fall apart if I go on it.

22:16Look at that.

22:18Is that a good idea? Yeah.

22:20I don't know, I'll wait here for you guys.

22:22You think you're going to yak all of the boys and

22:24berries we just ate? Yeah. Wow, look

22:26at that.

22:28Oh my gosh, that looks like

22:30oh. Wow, I am a little bit

22:32nervous.

22:34Oh my god, we're in the front row.

22:36Oh my god. I didn't really think about that.

22:38That's the scariest place to be.

22:40Oh my god, it's happening. I'm so scared.

22:44What are you doing? I'm filming the pre-ride.

22:46Are you ready mom?

22:48Just remember, I ate gel salmon.

22:50We all ate a bunch

22:52of it. You don't want me to film this?

23:06That never ended.

23:10That was...

23:12I will

23:14say for a wood coaster, it's pretty smooth.

23:16It was not safe to have gum

23:18in my mouth. What about the flavor palette?

23:20You know the gayest thing

23:22about us? We held hands the whole

23:24time I said, can we please hold hands?

23:26I wish you had the harnesses

23:28and honestly, every time we...

23:32This is Shane's phone. If I would have lost his phone...

23:34Every time we went under one of these things, I was like

23:36this is me. We're going to lose my head.

23:38Am I going to feel it?

23:40Am I going to feel the initial spike or am I just going to be dead?

23:42That is my head.

23:44If it was one second longer,

23:46I would have passed away, so I'm happy that it ended

23:48when it did. Me and Spencer should

23:50not have gotten the front as two people that don't

23:52do this very often, but my hair

23:54protector did work. Oh my gosh.

23:56Honestly, what scared me more

23:58than the fastness and the drops were

24:00the rate in which you're taking

24:02sharp corners. I have my own tears

24:04in my mouth.

24:06You had your 62

24:08year old mother on it.

24:10Each one of you

24:12is more sexy

24:14than the next.

24:18I'm pretty cool though.

24:22Is your ponytail in your face?

24:24Oh, Morgan and mom are

24:26pretty good too. Wow.

24:30So this one silver bullet I believe

24:32makes me black out and I don't know if I want

24:34that right now. I think we have to.

24:36It like actually makes me black out. Do you

24:38fly? Like are you flying?

24:40Supreme scream is open. I thought it was closed.

24:42That's a good one. Wait, straight up and down?

24:44You do those? Where you go all the way up and you sit at the

24:46very bottom. You do that? Yes.

24:48You're going to have to convince me to get

24:50on that one. I think you've lost mom.

24:52Disneyland, where was I?

24:54You don't want to go on extreme sporting

24:56rides? No.

24:58None of these people that I'm

25:00with are adventurers.

25:02It's like this is a day ruiner.

25:04It's a day ruiner. Like it really goes

25:06fucking hard. Oh my god.

25:08I mean I can hear the people screaming.

25:10How many years ago did you do this?

25:12Like 10 years ago? 15 years ago?

25:14Well there's water underneath it if that makes you

25:16feel any better. Not really.

25:22Okay, Spencer's telling

25:24us there's a rating mechanism

25:26on each ride and five's

25:28the highest. Oh, it's aggressive

25:30thrill ride.

25:32Oh shit.

25:34The stairs are a ride in and out of itself.

25:36I wouldn't call this a ride, bro. This is like

25:38boot camp. I'm out of breath.

25:40This might be scarier than the ride, just climbing

25:42the stairs. Talk about a death

25:44march. Oh my god.

25:46You have to train to come here.

25:48It gets scarier the closer you get.

25:50They're definitely going to put us in the front again.

25:52I don't know if I can handle that. I don't know if I can

25:54handle the front row on this.

25:56I would actually be.

25:58If they put you forward, you'd just see piss

26:00coming from the ride.

26:02We all do have really small bladders.

26:14We were by ourselves and she

26:16kept her eyes closed the whole time and I was like

26:18You don't experience this with me.

26:20I experienced it through you.

26:22Because I was screaming like the gayest version

26:24of myself. The gayest version.

26:26I was like I'm madder.

26:30I can't even walk right now.

26:32That one wasn't as bad as the first one. Just in terms of

26:34fearing for my life. Really? Were you opening

26:36your eyes? Yeah, yeah. The other one I was like

26:38I'm going to fly at it.

26:40This one, I just thought I was going to throw up.

26:42I thought that

26:44was much worse than the wood coaster.

26:46I thought it was pretty chill. I closed my eyes.

26:48That's why it was chill for you. I still feel like

26:50I could fall to the ground. I'm so dizzy

26:52from like. Me too and we're working on it.

26:54I do feel like

26:56I left my body. Okay, I did it.

26:58But wow, that was a wow.

27:00Mom halfway through goes, shit.

27:02I mean, shoot.

27:04I thought that was much worse than the first one.

27:06Did you take a

27:08picture of it? Yeah, of course.

27:10Shane and I

27:12are both disassociated. I hated that one.

27:14I will never go back on that ride.

27:16I'm glad I did it, but never again.

27:18I'm sick. I hated it.

27:20Really? I hated that one more. I hated it. Really?

27:22But this one, I just didn't

27:24like going upside down.

27:28That? What? It's gonna

27:30make me barf. But that one's like chill

27:32and I'm afraid of heights. I'm getting

27:34weird feelings about it. I'm thinking it might

27:36even fall over on us. Oh, they're going up.

27:38Oh, that

27:40makes me sick.

27:42This one is crazy. We didn't realize

27:44how bad it was until we just watched

27:46it and it goes upside down

27:48around, spins, twirls.

27:50I love

27:52spinning. I want to feel like I'm

27:54on the edge at all times.

27:56It is only like 60 seconds, which is

27:58the promising part.

28:00We're not forcing.

28:02They're definitely forcing.

28:04Like mom.

28:06We're not forcing Spencer, we're forcing my mom.

28:08Did you hear what happened?

28:20Lizzy's screaming at us.

28:22Okay, a couple

28:24weeks ago this ride broke down and people

28:26were stuck on it for two hours.

28:32Rescue at Knott's Berry Farm.

28:34As riders on this popular attraction are all

28:36stuck high up in the air.

28:38I think we're going to get off.

28:40Some of them are upside down though.

28:42I'll see you guys in a couple hours.

28:46I'm thinking I should get off.

28:48Have fun. We didn't realize

28:50how bad it was and then you watch it

28:52and you're really going upside down.

28:54Yeah, it's horrible. We love you.

28:56Nope.

28:58No, thank you. I can't even find them.

29:00They're coming around.

29:02Oh God.

29:04Oh my God. How do you think you're going to survive that?

29:22That has changed

29:24since I was a kid.

29:26No, it's not.

29:28I have nightmares to this day.

29:30Do you see you're stuck then looking down

29:32right there. Oh my God.

29:36It's a lot.

29:38This is straight up

29:40misery.

29:42I don't like it at all.

29:44Straight up.

29:46Oh my God.

29:52What do you mean?

30:02Oh my God.

30:14It's not me. Shane's trying to

30:16blame me for a bad smell.

30:18It's not me. It is not me.

30:20We're back for a second time

30:22on the accelerator because it was our

30:24favorite ride of the day.

30:26My mom didn't go on the accelerator the first time

30:28around so we're back. It launches off

30:30at 80 miles an hour. It goes up that

30:32huge loop down and around.

30:34Everybody loves it.

30:36I haven't skipped one ride. We've been on everything

30:38so far except

30:40the tower.

30:42And for some reason that's the one that scares me

30:44the most. But I'm going to go on because

30:46for some reason my motion sickness husband

30:48likes all roller coasters

30:50and loves the tower. Here we go.

30:52This one's great vibes. Okay, watch how fast

30:54it goes.

31:00You're hilarious.

31:02You're hilarious.

31:30I just can't believe that you're

31:32oddly like the daredevil tonight.

31:34I know. You love this one.

31:36I literally can't even with his driving

31:38and on these I'm fine.

31:40You said something. Not one of us

31:42would have wanted to do this one. This is the only

31:44one that I was like, ah, I could skip it.

31:46And he's like, we've got to do it.

31:48Everybody thinks we're crazy for doing this.

31:50I agree. Lizzie blacks out

31:52every ride. It's like she's died

31:54and gone elsewhere. She just, every

31:56picture is her.

31:58It's a survival tactic.

32:00You're absolutely right.

32:22The weight up

32:24at the top is too much.

32:26Look at that.

32:38Aren't you the most afraid of getting stuck

32:40at the top? No, that didn't

32:42even cross my mind. Oh, okay. Your girls

32:44have had a fun filled day at Knott's Berry Farm.

32:46Shane is printing out all of the

32:48pictures. He got like the picture fast

32:50and it's printing them all out. In

32:52every single photo, Elizabeth

32:54left her body. She's dead. She wasn't

32:56present for any of the rides. Oh, I'm on camera right now.

32:58And I said, what's the point of even riding

33:00the rides if you don't remember them? And she said, well

33:02I close my eyes and just hear your gaze screams

33:04and it gives me a little bit of joy.

33:06It makes me laugh. And now we're going to go

33:08to the gift shop. There's something like gay fear

33:10that just really gets me going.

33:12Put that out. That felt problematic and I love it.

33:14We're going to the gift shop and then we're going

33:16to Medieval Times, which none of

33:18us have been to except for Shane.

33:24Okay.

33:34This is Shane's dream.

33:36He's been waiting for this all day

33:38and he's sprinting.

33:40Why is that going to pop off?

33:42Oh, it's kind of soft.

33:44Knott's Berry Farm.

33:46Wow, this is

33:48actually soft. I would wear that to bed.

33:50Both Spencer and I thought there was

33:52a...

33:54Wake up. What?

33:56Spencer, what happened? We both thought

33:58there was Ronald Reagan merch.

34:00And he said an American hero and we thought it was

34:02just a picture of Ronald Reagan.

34:04It's not. It's John Wayne.

34:06They've got a big bear up front. Oh my god,

34:08you can sit on the bear. Lizzie, sit on the bear.

34:10People have peed all over it. Oh, people peed.

34:12So gorgeous.

34:16Okay, is this jacket ugly or not?

34:18It's ugly. No, it's not.

34:20Where's Spencer? He'll get it.

34:22Spencer! His second boyfriend will

34:24understand. Hold on, let me show Spencer.

34:26Spencer understands him on a deep

34:28spiritual, emotional level.

34:30Oh my gosh.

34:32Oh my god.

34:34Is this ugly or not?

34:36Yeah.

34:38I told you, I told you.

34:40It was yes across the boards ugly.

34:42I want to see what it says.

34:44That. Aww.

34:46It's cute. I love it.

34:48Number one papa.

34:50Look at this one.

34:52I might get this for Joe.

34:54I love dad. That is cute.

34:56He is not giving up on this jacket.

34:58Yeah.

35:00What happened?

35:02He got intimidated by the teenagers

35:04in the bathroom.

35:06The cool teens came in and the sink was really strong

35:08and I sprayed it.

35:10Nothing else.

35:12Not in front of the cool teens.

35:14We'll get that for grandma since we didn't bring it.

35:16I said I like the blue.

35:18Spencer said it's very you.

35:20It's like a shade away from what you're wearing.

35:22It's just muted and

35:24boring. I don't want to be mean but

35:26why would you want some kid that got beat up?

35:28He got hair plugs. He literally looks like my

35:30baby.

35:32This is not pink pen.

35:34Oh that's horrible.

35:40We need these for our kids.

35:42Grab one for me.

35:44For Jett and Max.

35:46We should bury cookies.

35:48Yes.

35:50They have Jaguar merch.

35:52We've got to go. Spencer is trying to keep us on track.

35:54Look at

35:56the ghost rider

35:58horsey.

36:00Oh my god. It does what he loves.

36:04And this little cow.

36:06We've got to go.

36:10We're going down here.

36:12Where the fuck I want to go?

36:14Don't tell me where you want me to be. I'm an adult.

36:20VIP.

36:26And everybody gets free

36:28slushy cups.

36:32Slushy cups.

36:34Slushy cups.

36:36Oh my gosh.

36:38No personal photography in this building.

36:40He told me once I get outside of the building

36:42personal photography is fine.

36:44Wow.

36:46This is something you should purchase.

36:48And we can all live here.

36:50Hall of Arms.

36:52Oh my gosh. It's a bar.

36:54To victory.

36:56To victory.

36:58To chivalry.

37:00To chivalry.

37:02Let us

37:04praise the alliance.

37:06Cheers.

37:08Cheers.

37:10Cheers.

37:12Oh my

37:14god.

37:20Hello.

37:36Finish him.

37:46Are you having fun my lady?

37:48It is so fun my lord.

37:50Oh I've had a good time.

38:06To victory.

38:08To victory.

38:36To victory.

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