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00:00Throw out the trash in the room
00:03Receive the package from the courier
00:07Clean up after the lottery
00:10Work with the documents
00:13Make sure that no one turns off the servers
00:16So that no one sets fire to the trash cans
00:20And so that each of you just does his job well
00:25This will be my today's task
00:30And this is not even taking into account the fact that I just want to fire each of you who is here in this room
00:36Therefore, trashcans have accepted the fact that I am the boss today
00:41And you don't need to open your mouth, cough, slurp and grumble at me
00:47If I don't like any of you, I'll just fire you
00:51In any case, sooner or later I will reach the trashcans and fire us
00:56If, of course, the trashcans do not win this game sooner or later and do not ruin all our enterprises
01:02You have 20 minutes to finish all the work for today
01:09And finish this series to the end
01:11I don't want to edit a 30-minute video in one and a half days
01:17Go to hell or I'll fire you right now
01:20Sir! Sir!
01:21Sir! Sir!
01:22Sir! Sir!
01:23I'll fire you right now if you don't get out of this room
01:27Get the hell out of here!
01:29You'll be the first!
01:30I have no salary, I'm a poor student, I have nothing to eat, please, boss
01:34Do you really think I'm going to be with you and whine?
01:38Just a little bit, please
01:40Okay
01:42This will be the first time I fire someone
01:46After the hell of this video!
01:49Sir, I'm sorry, I'm a hungry student, please forgive me
01:54Nightmare, bye!
01:55Goodbye, Natalia, my God!
01:58Do you really think I'm going to be with you?
02:01Sit down
02:02I chew stones
02:03If I hear another word from this woman today, I will never hear you again in my life, and this is not even a threat
02:10I'm silent
02:11Forgive her, please, sir, you are a kind person in the depths of your soul
02:15You gave me a bonus, I bought myself a new microphone, and everything is fine now
02:19Oh, by the way, by the way, by the way!
02:21The grade is no longer 415, boss, answer the grade, okay?
02:26Okay
02:39What the hell are you, who's not here?
02:43I...
02:45Is that you?
02:47No, it was you from the very beginning, boss!
02:49Go to work, for fuck's sake!
02:51But...
02:53Okay
02:54You didn't fool anyone this time!
02:57Run to work, you have three seconds to get out of this room
03:00Thank you, boss, you are so kind, thank you, sir!
03:03But I have one question
03:04I'll go now, honestly, and I'll start voting again
03:08Don't do it, I'm leaving, I'm leaving
03:10For fuck's sake!
03:12How difficult it is to be a boss in this shabby company, in the team, for fuck's sake!
03:19Do you really think I'm going to whine to you now?
03:21No, no, sir, sir, no, sir!
03:23About the promotion, can I ask?
03:25Can you not promote me?
03:27Ah! I got it, I got it, I got it!
03:30For fuck's sake, there was no section of this office for a month!
03:34And it would be better if it never existed at all!
03:36This is really the last episode I'm recording
03:39I just can't get them out!
03:40But today it's not just me who is the boss!
03:44Today I came up with a little challenge for my subordinates
03:50Well, to be more precise, I will be the leader today
03:54And I won't do anything today
03:56And I will ruin the game for them today
03:58In order for the rest room to be full of garbage again
04:02And I will spoil everything for them today
04:06In order to find out for myself
04:10Who is the leader, and who is not the leader
04:17All the fire extinguishers that are in our office
04:20I will hide under the lock here
04:26Hello, sir!
04:27I brought a coffee, for fuck's sake!
04:30Here you go
04:32I couldn't give it to you, I drank it myself
04:34Goodbye, sir!
04:36All the fire extinguishers that are here
04:38I will hide them under the lock in these boxes
04:40And then I will set this garbage on fire myself
04:44And I will see who will come to it
04:48Ah!
04:49Boss, I'm sorry, I didn't want to close the door with the overdose
04:54Go to work!
04:56And I will see who of them
04:58Let's take this
05:00And I will see who of them will cope with the task
05:02But the most important thing is to follow this line
05:06What is it?
05:08What is it?
05:10Just lockers
05:12Go to work!
05:14Do I need to put it?
05:16Go to work!
05:18Okay
05:20I don't need to put anything here
05:22I just need to put all the fire extinguishers here
05:26Why do I want to do this?
05:28Why do I want to do this?
05:30Because the fire extinguisher is in my office
05:34Wait a minute
05:36Just before that
05:38I have here
05:40Oops
05:42What do you want to order?
05:44In order not to relax
05:46I need to order paper
05:48I need to order paper
05:50In my office
05:52Otherwise, everything is over
05:56Are we sniffing the walls?
05:58Or what?
06:00Come here
06:02Do you like this view?
06:04What? There is nothing behind the glass
06:06It doesn't matter
06:08Do you like me?
06:10Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
06:12Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
06:14You told us at the first meeting
06:16that you don't like it
06:18You will fire me
06:20Go to work
06:22The most useful employee in the office is an old man
06:24The most useful employee in the office is an old man
06:2640 years of work
06:2840 years of work
06:30He works for free for 40 years
06:32He works for free for 40 years
06:34He doesn't even ask for a salary
06:36He just asks me to fire him
06:38We have a very scary alarm
06:40Do you see this?
06:42Jerry has visited us
06:44What?
06:46We need Tom
06:48Jerry lives here
06:50Speak Russian
06:52Jerry lives here
06:54What Tom?
06:56We need Tom
06:58What?
07:00What documents did you send here?
07:02I didn't send anything
07:04I was looking for a signature
07:06Suspicious
07:08Wait
07:10We have a mouse in our office
07:12Yes, Jerry, a mouse
07:14What Tom do we need?
07:16Tom
07:18Mousetrap?
07:20No, Tom
07:22Cat
07:24We have a cat
07:26Take the package
07:28And send it to my office
07:30We will order
07:32He lives in Lithuania
07:34Why did I hire him?
07:42Here is a mouse trap
07:44Bring it to me
07:50Boss
07:52I have a business
07:54We need to talk
07:56Ok
07:58It's time
08:00I'm going to work
08:02If no one wants to work
08:04Then it's time to fulfill my plan
08:06We need to burn the trash
08:08And see who will make a fuss
08:10And who will not
08:12I think I will finish this episode in 15 minutes
08:14Ok, in 18
08:16Because I will immediately understand
08:18Who will look for a fire extinguisher
08:20And who will not
08:24What are you doing?
08:26What are you doing?
08:28No, no, I'm just thinking
08:30What are you thinking?
08:34Who is standing?
08:38Fuck you
08:40When the light turns off, no one is heard
08:42Fuck you
08:44This is my plan
08:46What?
08:48What the door?
08:50What?
08:52What the hell is going on here?
08:54Who the hell is this?
08:56Who the hell went through the doorway?
08:58Why the hell did they knock out the door here?
09:00Someone in the dark
09:02Did not see this
09:04And hit his head
09:06Fuck you
09:08And the door is closed
09:10The door is sealed
09:12For this
09:14Filled
09:16Where is the last fire extinguisher?
09:18I'm looking for it
09:20I can not
09:22Here
09:24Need to find glue
09:26Glue
09:28Open this room
09:30And after that find the tape
09:32Here
09:34Here
09:36After that you need to find the tape
09:38Or screwdriver
09:40To fix
09:42This electricity
09:44In our office
09:46This is 100%
09:48This is 100%
09:50Let's see
09:52First this
09:54Fix
09:56This is fuck
09:58Now the light will turn off
10:00This is it
10:02Oh you came
10:04And the light lit me
10:06This is a sign
10:08You are my destiny
10:10Please sign
10:12And this is definitely not a marriage certificate
10:14Come on
10:16Go to the table
10:18Me or documents?
10:20I have a problem
10:22Go out while I'm talking to a woman
10:24She offers to put on the table
10:26Documents
10:30Yes, for the election
10:34I will wait for you in the office
10:36Let's first documents
10:38Fire
10:40Fire
10:42Fire
10:44Fire
10:50One, two, three
10:52Four
10:54We need to make another fire
10:56Our dogs can't imagine
10:58Fire
11:00Fire
11:02Fire
11:04What are you doing?
11:06Where is the fire extinguisher?
11:08It's him
11:10It's him
11:13Fire
11:17I understand that you are setting fire
11:19But not literally
11:21Where is the fire extinguisher?
11:23Fire
11:25Fire
11:27Who allowed this?
11:29Well done
11:31There is another fire
11:33Go extinguish the fire
11:35Go help
11:37You are so hot that everything is burning
11:39And now for a second
11:41Who?
11:43Okay, we'll deal with this later
11:45Don't come in
11:47I have a snack
11:49And now for a second
11:51What are you doing boss?
11:53Get out
11:55What the hell are you setting fire to the garbage?
11:57They won't let you sit in silence for a second
11:59Okay
12:01If you don't want to go to Zargibadur
12:03Then you will have to tell your plan
12:05Get out
12:07Get out
12:13Fire
12:15Help
12:17Fire
12:19Fire
12:25Well done
12:27Now it's time to get the hell out of here
12:29Let's get out
12:31of here
12:33You are a traitor
12:35Get out of here
12:37I am your boss
12:39You are ruining the company
12:41I am not ruining
12:43I'm just a major
12:45I am counting those who are not worthy
12:47to work in this company
12:49Get out
12:51I understand that you are a loser
12:53You are opposed to standing
12:55Get out
12:57Remember that I promised you
12:59at the beginning of this series
13:01That I will watch each of you
13:03because you are stupid, ruin my whole company and first of all you are a green swamp toad
13:13What?
13:14Boss, I'm your deputy, you told me that yourself
13:17No words
13:18No!
13:22Sit here, don't get up
13:25Ok
13:26Who will get up?
13:28You already work without salary
13:30Well, so be it, why should I if you get up?
13:34How?
13:35Wait a second, wait a second
13:39If Clyde wasn't a loader, then my whole plan will fail
13:44First I need to sign the documents
13:47Someone brought this, Natalya
13:50Why do I have to go back and forth so many times?
13:55Natalya, why are there no documents on the table?
13:59There was a meeting, I couldn't let you go
14:01What?
14:03Sorry, I forgot to press
14:06I can fix this
14:08Why does she promise if she doesn't fulfill all her promised conditions?
14:13So, Clyde...
14:15Why didn't Clyde be a loader?
14:18He's a loader even when he's not a loader
14:21He's just the most useless
14:23Ok
14:25Today we're playing...
14:28We're just betting
14:33I'm sorry
14:36I made a mistake for the first time
14:38Maybe it's because you're a boss and for some reason you're littering our office?
14:43That was my plan
14:46Fuck you, sit here
14:48Your plan is to destroy the company before the loader
14:53My plan is to hide...
14:57Does anyone have a lighter?
15:00No, I don't
15:01No, it's ok, just a coin
15:03Fuck you
15:05Ok, I won't find a lighter
15:08My plan is to see who will take the initiative to put out the trash in extreme conditions when there are no fire extinguishers
15:17And who passed the test?
15:19Did you pass the test?
15:22This woman passed the test
15:25I also blew up the manager's office
15:27I also put out the fire
15:28But you didn't pass the test
15:30I... I...
15:32I didn't have time to explain
15:34Go and work
15:36Of course, sir
15:37Wait, wait, wait
15:39I have a question for you
15:41You thought that your computer can't work forever
15:46No way, if it wasn't for X-Danil, it's a failure
15:51It's a complete failure
15:53Yes, of course, Sherlock Holmes is just disgusting
15:58But they didn't do anything, why did everyone make a fuss and put out the fire?
16:03X-Danil, Clipe, I didn't even see them
16:08But...
16:11But...
16:16AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
16:19I just heard the sound of glue
16:21Dog
16:23And how the hell did you...
16:24Did they glue you?
16:26Yes
16:27And how will you disassemble?
16:28Find a glue and disassemble
16:30Let me go and sign my resignation
16:33And I'll disassemble you
16:34To fuck your mother
16:35This is our top, look, soon we will lose
16:38I'll figure something out
16:41Wow, someone plays well
16:43I thought it was a bad game, because they were loading even when they weren't loading.
16:48They just need to be taken to our company, because they don't do anything.
16:52To the left.
16:53So, first of all, we need to lure out the mice.
16:59Unstick, please!
17:00What are you talking about?
17:02There is a small problem.
17:03The solution's handle says that only the manager can take it.
17:08Wait, don't you have a solution?
17:11No, I used the solution last time.
17:16Drink the glass.
17:17You want to poison me? What do you mean?
17:20There is no solution here.
17:23Drink the glass.
17:25Take the fire extinguisher from the warehouse.
17:28I'm bringing it.
17:31It's Natalia. She promised me a table, but there is no table.
17:35It's Natalia.
17:36Because everyone came to save me.
17:38We need to draw conclusions on who is helping me.
17:41Step back, be careful not to hurt yourself.
17:44Step back!
17:45More!
17:46Good job!
17:48Let's go and see where Natalia is.
17:51Boss, a package has arrived.
17:54I wanted to bring it to you.
18:00Go to the room.
18:03The door is sealed.
18:06How?
18:08We have small legs.
18:10We can't jump, we have a professional contract.
18:13Useless.
18:15Natalia, then you will lure the mice.
18:18Let's go.
18:19First, we need to find the mousetrap.
18:25Here it is.
18:26Where?
18:27Here it is.
18:28I'll lift the mousetrap, Natalia.
18:31The one I fired told me that there is Tom and we need Jerry.
18:38This is a special mousetrap.
18:41You lure the mice and they get into the mousetrap.
18:46It's a strange mousetrap, it reminds me of something.
18:49I'm Tom.
18:50A microphone?
18:51Yes, a pink microphone.
18:53I'm Tom.
18:55You lure the mice and you lure Jerry.
18:59Meow.
19:01Oh my God.
19:06It works.
19:07The mouse is dead.
19:09I'm Tom.
19:10Grandpa.
19:16Well done, Natalia, well done.
19:18Keep luring the mice.
19:21I urgently need to take the door.
19:25Fix the door.
19:28I don't want to jump.
19:30I'm working.
19:32Someone plays well.
19:33Someone plays well and someone performs the task well.
19:38I have such a feeling.
19:42I don't have any feelings.
19:44I seem to have lost my skills in identifying these loaders.
19:47I have a lot of questions for you.
19:48I still don't understand why you hide the extinguisher in the heart from us.
19:52To check you.
19:55The most cunning are those, as I understand it, who promise something, but then do not fulfill these promises.
20:04Why are you looking at me, sir?
20:06Who promised me something?
20:08What did I promise you?
20:09The table, exactly, the table.
20:11I'm coming.
20:12I'm coming.
20:14She promised to wipe the dirty table.
20:17Ah, I see.
20:19We understood her exactly.
20:21Don't bother anyone that she left in the middle of the meeting.
20:24I don't want to come again.
20:29Who was fired?
20:30Who?
20:31Who?
20:32Who left?
20:33Because you have to do what you promise.
20:37Get to work.
20:38Okay.
20:39If I...
20:40If I...
20:41If I miscalculated.
20:43If I fired the wrong person.
20:45You...
20:46I...
20:50The office needs to be recorded a little more often than I record it.
20:55I urgently recruit new employees for my company.
20:59I didn't know that today everything would turn out like this.
21:03If I kick someone out of this office...
21:07The game would be like...
21:09Who is knocking on the door?
21:12If I kick someone out of this office without any reason...
21:18Hello, boss.
21:19I'm Glav.
21:20I have an important question.
21:22I didn't order the paper.
21:24I don't understand.
21:25You ordered it at the very beginning of the working day.
21:28You told me to take it somewhere.
21:30It was at the very beginning.
21:32Why would I need it at the very end, Nukzar Gibadulin?
21:36I don't know why you ordered it.
21:39Putin...
21:40Wait here.
21:41Sit down.
21:42Sit down.
21:43What?
21:44I'll find this...
21:45Open it!
21:47You're a fool!
21:48I'll fire you!
21:50Okay, I won't.
21:51I'll fire him on purpose.
21:53Let him rot in this office, but I won't fire him.
21:56Where is this solvent?
21:59Where is this...
22:01Get out of here.
22:02Take out the trash.
22:04Where is this solvent?
22:06Okay.
22:08Break!
22:18This is Nukzar Gibadulin.
22:20We're on fire!
22:22We're on fire!
22:23We're on fire!
22:24Nukzar Gibadulin, wait!
22:26Nukzar Gibu...
22:27We're on fire!
22:28We're on fire!
22:29We're on fire!
22:30Nukzar Gibadulin!
22:31We're on fire!
22:33Why is your tongue twisted?
22:35Because we're on fire!
22:37Let's panic!
22:43Nukzar is here.
22:45I'll do it myself.
22:47Stand still.
22:48What?
22:49Did you get it?
22:50Nukzar Gibadulin, you fool.
22:53You can twist your tongue only if you opened the fridge and drank the rotten kvass.
23:01No.
23:03It's him.
23:05Go feed the cat.
23:06You're a bandit.
23:07Go feed the cat.
23:08You're a bandit.
23:09You didn't even have enough money.
23:12What are you doing?
23:13Hold it.
23:14We're on fire!
23:15Hold it while it's working.
23:17Come on, come on.
23:23What the fuck?
23:24I can't press the button.
23:28I can't.
23:29What's going on?
23:32I can't.
23:34Where's the fire extinguisher?
23:37Go get the fire extinguisher.
23:39Go get the fire extinguisher.
23:42I can't.
23:48Why can't I?
23:49What the hell is going on?
23:51I can't start.
23:55Who turned off my computer?
23:57It just turned off.
24:02Does anyone here know how to use a computer?
24:06Does anyone know how to use a computer?
24:08Is it Pishka and Dugzar?
24:09No.
24:10And I've been working here for 70 years.
24:12I can't turn off the fire extinguisher.
24:15I don't know what to do.
24:17I don't know what to do.
24:19What if I come up to the fire extinguisher?
24:22It doesn't mean anything.
24:24Do you understand?
24:25It doesn't mean anything.
24:27Dugzar, help!
24:29Dugzar, help!
24:34Are you out of your mind?
24:36You can't send me to retirement.
24:38And to a company where I've been working under anesthesia for 40 years.
24:43It's completely destroyed.
24:47You're crazy.
24:49You've got trash burning in front of you.
24:53What the hell are you looking at?
24:57I didn't hear you.
24:59I couldn't get through to the fire extinguisher.
25:03It's my computer.
25:05I can't help you.
25:06Don't yell at the boss.
25:09What are you talking about?
25:11Thank you very much.
25:12I'd give you a pat on the back.
25:15Thank you very much for bringing me here.
25:18You're the worst boss in the world.
25:22It's not my fault that my plan didn't work.
25:25I wanted to lure him out of the fire.
25:30You fired me because I'm a clown, not a loser.
25:34Because you're sitting on my computer and playing games.
25:38You should have been fired because you're a fool.
25:41You can't even hold a fire extinguisher in your hands.
25:44Go away. I've been working here for a few years.
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