WE TRIED ASH TREVINO'S DIET *FUNNY AF"
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00:00What's up, everybody? Welcome back to a new video.
00:03Oh!
00:05What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the channel.
00:07You guys see the title. You guys see the thumbnail.
00:10Today, we're doing what?
00:11We're gonna be trying Mastavala Catapaciwa's diet today.
00:15Ms. Ash Trevino, we're gonna be trying her food.
00:17Can we say her name?
00:17Because apparently, like, we're gonna get sued if we say her name.
00:20Um, I don't know. We'll figure it out.
00:22But this isn't the usual type of video, like, we would probably film.
00:25But I'm not gonna lie, this diet, it doesn't seem too bad.
00:28Hey, that's good as f**k.
00:30Like, hold on. After that f**king food, I'll be eating on a regular.
00:33So, is it really a diet?
00:34It's probably just, like, something I just haven't had in a while.
00:36Because I actually eat that s**t, like...
00:39I feel like her diet was probably our regular diet when we lived at home with our parents.
00:43No?
00:43Nah, I still eat that s**t here and there.
00:45But you guys know we're not gonna try the diet by ourselves.
00:47So, we brought our very good friend...
00:50Ash Trevino!
00:54Somebody's watching me.
00:56It's my diet.
00:58Hi, you guys!
00:59Okay, first of all, I am not Ash Trevino.
01:01Do not ever call me that.
01:02I mean, you tag in the name of Jesus Christ.
01:03But I'm here and I'm excited to eat the food.
01:05I was actually scared of Ash Trevino.
01:07Like, I feel like I'm gonna buy a costume and, like,
01:09even when you have, like, sleep paralysis, I'm gonna be Ash Trevino.
01:11Just standing in the corner of the room.
01:13I'm gonna dropkick your a**.
01:16Alright, you guys, but we don't wanna just sit down this entire video.
01:18So, we wanna bring you guys to the store to buy the products.
01:21So, that's exactly what we're gonna do.
01:23Hey, I'm excited.
01:24I remember coming over one time and I seen Karen eating hot cheetos with bean dales.
01:26So...
01:28Hot cheetos with bean dip isn't abnormal for us.
01:30Me and Karen used to eat that s**t all the time when we lived at our parents' house.
01:33That s**t was good.
01:34Like, it's not bad.
01:35It's actually really good.
01:36Like...
01:36And I remember looking inside the container and that s**t is licked clean.
01:39Like, there's not one piece of bean in there.
01:41Okay, but shut your a** up,
01:42because you was f**king in there eating all that s**t, too.
01:44Yeah, I was.
01:45Do you like bean dip or no?
01:46Yeah, I love bean dip.
01:47I love beans.
01:48I actually know a lot of people that like bean dip.
01:49And I actually seen Adam and Louis do this Ash Trevino thing, too.
01:53Like, the diet.
01:54I feel like that's why I really wanted to do this trend.
01:57I feel like it's a trend right now,
01:58because I'm watching other people eat this s**t,
02:00and it looks good.
02:01It doesn't look nasty.
02:02So, you know, I was like,
02:03let's do this s**t.
02:03I just want to eat the food.
02:04And he's the type to sit there on his phone for f**king hours,
02:07just watching people eat the food.
02:08I am.
02:08That's like a weird thing that I do.
02:10My whole FYP is full of just people eating good food,
02:12and I love eating food while watching people eat their food.
02:14Weird, huh?
02:15So, did you come across Ash Trevino eating the food that made you want to eat the food?
02:18Yeah.
02:18I came across...
02:19Did you fart?
02:20No.
02:21Oh, I thought you just blew hella ass right now.
02:24No, yeah.
02:24I've seen, like, clips of her eating her food,
02:26and it doesn't look bad.
02:27It looks good.
02:28We have a couple stops.
02:29We got to stop by a gas station,
02:30Jack in the Box,
02:31and a grocery store.
02:32All right, you guys.
02:33So, the first stop is the gas station to get the Hot Cheetos and Bean Dip.
02:35They have Bean Dip here?
02:36Yeah.
02:37They have Bean Dip everywhere, I think.
02:38They have Bean Dip.
02:38Bro, I swear to y'all, like,
02:40it looks like cat food, but it's good, bro.
02:41Like...
02:42That's just good.
02:43I don't understand why people judge that one.
02:45That one's, like, so normal.
02:46And if we're nasty for eating Bean Dip,
02:48Okay, you guys.
02:49I'm gonna eat that shit till the day I die.
02:51I have a question.
02:51Isn't caspa easier for anybody else?
02:53Because I have caspa, like, above us right now,
02:55and I feel gross.
02:56Ha!
02:57Please don't judge me.
02:57If you see flakes in my hair,
02:58I promise you it's not piojos.
03:00Right here.
03:01Look.
03:01You don't even have to ask where it's at.
03:03I already knew exactly where the fuck to find it.
03:04Look.
03:05They also have the spicy one,
03:06but they don't have the spicy one right now.
03:07Hey, get some extras.
03:08So, we just have some at home?
03:10Actually, yeah.
03:10We're just gonna take the whole cart right here.
03:12Nah, I'm just kidding.
03:13But I want all of us to try this, though.
03:14Have your own.
03:15I'm gonna take my own,
03:15because I'm gonna actually eat the whole thing.
03:17And then, Eddie, do you want to try it?
03:18Sure.
03:19Alright, man.
03:19What else is fire with the Bean Dip?
03:21Hot Funyuns.
03:22You know what else is fire with the Bean Dip?
03:23These chips.
03:24Oh, these chips right here.
03:25Those smack right here.
03:26You know what I want to sprinkle on top of this Bean Dip?
03:28Some queso fresco.
03:31Oh, he's not got the taquitos.
03:34We gotta get Pepsi, too.
03:35That one?
03:35You don't want to just get, like, the...
03:38Wait, you're gonna share this one?
03:39You don't want to share this one?
03:41I think Karen really wants to eat a Doritos diet.
03:44Like, for real, to herself.
03:45Karen's, like, really excited for this one.
03:47Like, this shit, like, would I eat on a regular?
03:51Wait, so not the big one?
03:53Let's just all get our own bottles.
03:55You sure?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I want to save some money, bro.
03:59Is it just, like, the regular Pepsi or the cherry one?
04:01I think it's the regular one, yeah.
04:02Actually, that's what she said last night.
04:04She said it's the regular one.
04:05Did you talk to her?
04:06No.
04:08Because if we did, I was gonna walk the fuck out.
04:11I thought you were gonna say,
04:11I'm gonna throw this fucking Pepsi here.
04:14Wait, you want a Pepsi, too?
04:17It's on a diet.
04:17It's gonna be skinny for you guys' cruise.
04:18Why pinch a cruise?
04:19He said, he's talking about this cruise.
04:20I don't know what cruise we're going on.
04:22It's because we keep talking about,
04:23we want to do a cruise again this year,
04:24and Strauss really wants to come with us.
04:26So, like, comment down below if we should bring him or not.
04:28What the?
04:30What the hell?
04:32Oh, I'm, like, oh, I wish Ashley know ate...
04:34She's up there.
04:35I wish she ate some of these,
04:36because I'm kind of craving these.
04:37These are actually really good.
04:38Have you guys tried these?
04:39I know Bless has tried these.
04:40He likes these, too, huh?
04:41Yeah, those are fire.
04:42These are, like, the best ones you can eat.
04:44Should we make the pizza or just buy the pizza?
04:46Little Caesars is fire.
04:47I'll fuck with Little Caesars.
04:48But I heard that the pizza was from, like, 7-Eleven.
04:50Is that true, or...?
04:51I don't know.
04:52Should we just get this pizza, then, and make it?
04:55Let's just go to Little Kaiser's and get the fucking pizza.
04:57Little Kaiser's?
04:59All right, we'll just get Little Caesars.
05:00She puts this on the pizza, actually.
05:02This and the corn, so we should get this.
05:04I don't know why it sounds good to me.
05:06Like, it doesn't sound bad.
05:07I know how my mouth is low-key watering right now.
05:10I'm going to have chorro.
05:11Fun fact, guys, I love having chorro.
05:13I just feel like it's, like, a natural way of your body, like, cleansing you and detoxing you.
05:16So, like, I just like it.
05:19Did she just say a fun fact with her loving having chorro?
05:22There's probably a lot of people who are lying about them liking Bean Dip
05:25because, first of all, how the fuck are they still in fucking service?
05:28And, two, like, there was only four left on there,
05:30so that means that somebody had to come with their big back ass and grab the other ones that were there.
05:34Y'all be lying, bro.
05:35Just say you like Bean Dip.
05:36That shit's good. I love that shit.
05:37But the first stop of the day was $37.
05:40That's not bad because we got a lot of shit.
05:44I want those hot Cheetos.
05:46Yeah.
05:48Whip, whip.
05:49Yeah.
05:51Fuck it up.
05:52Fuck it up.
05:53Yeah.
05:55Spit on it.
05:56Spit on it.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Drop it down.
05:59I'm going to drop you guys off.
06:00We're going to go to the bar.
06:03What the fuck? Me too?
06:04No.
06:06Alexa, play Como La Flor.
06:15That's fucked up, bro.
06:16I'm over here trying to fucking dance and vibe to the music.
06:19I look down to my bottom right.
06:20Look, look me here.
06:22Wait.
06:27You're saving it for later, bro.
06:29Ew.
06:30That was you a liar when your father's coming here and ate all of them.
06:33This is right next to a car bag, so what the fuck?
06:37You can actually have the car lights on here.
06:39I can actually have the beefsteak.
06:43We went to go take Eddie to go transform his car to a fucking Optimix Prime.
06:46Alex came in the back seat right here and there was some of these.
06:49Mind you, we bought these last year in like 2004.
06:51He ate that whole bag.
06:52He asked me, you think these are still good?
06:54I said, hell no.
06:55Were they good?
06:56I fucked your shit up.
06:57I actually had carne asada for two.
06:59I fucked that shit up too.
07:00I told Strauss, whenever Karen just opens her mouth, just record her, bro.
07:03Because Karen says the funniest shit when the camera's turned off.
07:06She's gonna be vibing back here, I don't know.
07:09If we can get some eczema cream, though, for sure.
07:11Because my skin's falling off.
07:12Ask Angel.
07:13He has some.
07:15That's fucked up.
07:16Is it fucked up?
07:17Angel, I love you, bitch.
07:18I got eczema too.
07:19So then where's your fucking cream?
07:20You have fucking piobos.
07:21Oh, you don't have piobos.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:32I'm so embarrassed right now.
07:33You know, growing up, I tried to say, ¿Cómo me duele?
07:39And I remember I was sitting around my grandma and she started dying.
07:41She's like, ¿Qué te duele?
07:42¿El pelo?
07:43I was like, what the fuck?
07:44¿Qué duele?
07:45You guys, if you guys didn't know.
07:46I think they know.
07:47Where we at, though?
07:48We are at Ralph's.
07:49Who dat be?
07:50Who's Ralph?
07:51Why is your shirt called Ralph's?
07:52You think it's called after somebody?
07:53So what's the explanation behind PetSmart?
07:55You have smart pets.
07:56Do you guys ever think about how words are made?
07:58Like, why is your shirt called a shirt?
07:59Why is a banana called a banana?
08:01Because that thing long and hanging, brother.
08:04But like, how did somebody just look at a banana and say,
08:07I'm going to call it a banana?
08:08You know what I mean?
08:09Like, how did somebody just see a piece of paper and call it paper?
08:13I think there's, like, meaning behind everything that's called something.
08:16I swear I'm fucking saying some shit right now.
08:17Why is the letter Y, Y, but why is it spelled with just the letter Y?
08:20It was just the letter Y.
08:24Oh my God.
08:26We're not here for you right now, bro.
08:27I'm just like, when the fuck did they make bigger Little Bites?
08:30I didn't even call it Little Bites.
08:32That's a muffin.
08:33Biggie Bites.
08:34Hey, they actually sell the blue buzz ball here.
08:38Ooh, the corn!
08:39Okay, so my question to Ms. Trevino,
08:41do you get sweet corn or do you get the Mexican-style corn?
08:44Or the fire-roasted.
08:45Yeah, I'm trying to follow to the T.
08:46Or the whole kernel.
08:47It might be the whole kernel.
08:48No, I think it might be the sweet.
08:50Sweet corn on pizza is crazy.
08:52It might be this one.
08:53That's corn-o.
08:54Super sweet.
08:55Let's do the Mexican-style.
09:00With a little raspado on the side.
09:02Let's go to the park.
09:03I want an elote now.
09:04Let's do that one.
09:05That one, but she doesn't do that one.
09:06How do you know what she does?
09:07It looks like regular corn.
09:08It doesn't look like it has sprinkles on it.
09:10But sweet corn?
09:11It sounds crazy.
09:12It's this one.
09:13It's this one.
09:14It's whole roasted.
09:15This one right here.
09:16Whole kernel corn.
09:17This one.
09:18We should get one each.
09:19Actually, that shit does look packed.
09:21We should be like...
09:22Should we get drunk?
09:23No.
09:25Can I have some paprika?
09:29Do you even like that?
09:30I was going to say.
09:31I was going to say something weird.
09:32I just want an explosion in my mouth.
09:36What the fuck?
09:39I can give you an explosion in your mouth.
09:42What do you mean by that?
09:43So, can I get it?
09:44Yeah, bro.
09:46So, can we get like Spanish rice?
09:48Because what she eats is Spanish rice.
09:49Just throw some fucking chicken bullion in that bitch
09:51and then it'll turn ripe.
09:52Alright, bro.
09:53Jasmine?
09:54It's going to be another big ass mess in our house.
09:56I'll help you guys clean.
09:58No, you won't.
09:59Alex is really like messy.
10:00She said you're really messy.
10:02You are too.
10:03Okay, never said I wasn't though.
10:05We were talking shit.
10:06That's actually hypocritical because you're the same way.
10:09I don't know what the fuck you was saying name for.
10:11You're the fucking dirtiest one.
10:12What the fuck?
10:13What did I say?
10:14You think I'm dirty?
10:15I didn't say you were dirty.
10:16I said she was messy.
10:17I didn't say nothing about you.
10:18Every morning when we go to the gym and he looks at me,
10:20he's like,
10:21yo, bitch, did you not wash your face?
10:22Like, style your hair.
10:23Like, what the fuck?
10:24You look like that.
10:25We go to the gym, bro,
10:26and he's hella fucking crusty, bro.
10:28Like piojos.
10:29Please do not start that rumor about me.
10:30I am clean.
10:31I promise you I'm big on hygiene.
10:33Dry drool on his face still.
10:34Eye boogers.
10:36One time this motherfucker wore a shirt that smelled
10:38like the whole Korean market
10:39and that shit snuck up the whole gym.
10:41I bought it on TikTok shop, bro.
10:43That's fucked up.
10:44Damn, that's fucked up.
10:45Fuck you.
10:46We're talking about a fucking baba right here.
10:47Bro sharted himself on the way to the boxing gym.
10:52One time he was at the gym, he snotted so much,
10:54he had fucking fat-ass mocha right here.
10:56One time we were benching at the gym
10:57and this motherfucker spit a fucking loogie on my face.
11:01He deserved that shit.
11:03Bro, we hang out too much.
11:04Like, we gotta stop hanging out.
11:05I really see you motherfuckers every day of my life.
11:09I feel like when you don't see us,
11:10you're like bored.
11:11You guys are bored without me.
11:12You know when we go to his house,
11:13he doesn't like when we leave.
11:15He makes us feel bad
11:16until he's ready for us to leave.
11:18I just love hanging out with my friends.
11:19One time we left his house at four in the morning.
11:21I remember that.
11:22We left his house at four in the morning
11:23because bro at four in the morning
11:24was like holding us hostage in his house.
11:26And then this is how we left.
11:27Ah, just get the fuck out of here then, guys.
11:29Like, fuck you guys.
11:30You don't hang out with me.
11:31Like, fuck you guys.
11:32I'm not gonna hang out with you guys ever again.
11:33And then they were downstairs.
11:34I'm standing on top of the stairs.
11:35I'm like, you guys are really leaving me?
11:36You guys are really leaving me?
11:41You back the fuck up.
11:45Damn.
11:48I used to do that every day before school.
11:50I did too.
11:51Now I'm doing my makeup.
11:52You guys, when we went to Vegas
11:53for Eddie and Karen's bachelor weekend,
11:55the guy's house,
11:56all we fucking ate was Hot Pockets and maruchan.
11:59That's all we ate, bro.
12:00We would wake up, eat a Hot Pocket,
12:02get drunk, later in the day,
12:03eat a maruchan, and that was it.
12:05I don't know how we survived that weekend,
12:06to be honest.
12:07That house was stinky.
12:08I don't know.
12:09I was getting an IV,
12:10and I was taking a shot
12:11while getting a fucking IV
12:12to make myself feel better.
12:13You were, Aleph?
12:14I was.
12:15That was the devil taking over my body.
12:16You were getting the IV
12:17while getting the shot?
12:18Yeah.
12:19He was drinking while getting the IV.
12:20Were you feeling, like, better, though?
12:21No.
12:24Hey, next year, for sure,
12:25like, our content's gonna change for everybody.
12:27You too.
12:28It's gonna change because, like,
12:29it has to, bro.
12:30We can't be drinking all the time.
12:32The second stop is completed.
12:33How much did we spend?
12:34$25.
12:35Wow, actually, you know,
12:36that ain't real expensive.
12:37Hold up.
12:38It is kind of pricey, huh?
12:39$30 and then $25?
12:41Damn.
12:42And then we still gotta go
12:43to Little Caesar's Pizza,
12:44which is gonna be, like, $5.
12:45You know Little Caesar's Pizza
12:46isn't $5 anymore?
12:47It hasn't been for a long time.
12:48Really?
12:49It was, like, $5.34.
12:50Now it's $8.99.
12:51That shit's $8.99 now.
12:54I'm gonna have inflation, bro.
12:55Everything's just more expensive now.
12:57Inflation.
12:59Inflation.
13:05All right, guys.
13:06We made it to our third destination,
13:07Little Caesar's.
13:08I'm hoping they have pizza ready to go.
13:09Do we get one pizza
13:10or are we gonna actually, like,
13:11order to eat?
13:12Just one pizza.
13:13Just one pizza.
13:14Yeah, just order, you know?
13:15But, like, if you get the bites too,
13:16you know.
13:17Do you guys ever think about
13:18how we're human?
13:19We just have the power
13:20and the ability to talk.
13:21Sorry.
13:22Excuse me.
13:23I always just trip out about that.
13:24Like, why am I human?
13:25Like, what do you mean I get older
13:26and my periods changes
13:28and I grew in a pregnant belly?
13:31Did you drink today?
13:33No.
13:34Sure?
13:39What if it breaks?
13:40No, I'm just kidding.
13:43Five, six.
13:44No.
13:46I'm right here.
13:47Seven, eight, nine.
13:48See, I knew it was $5.99.
13:51Seven, eight, nine, ten.
13:53Wait, one more time, one more time.
13:54One more time, one more time.
13:56Yeah, nine now.
13:59You witch.
14:03Bro, there's no absolutely way.
14:09We literally just got to work.
14:12Get me a new one.
14:13We used to be work.
14:14They didn't even touch the floor.
14:15Oh my god, Alex.
14:16You fucking go to my house,
14:17you throw the fucking phone on my knee,
14:19my shit's shattered now
14:20and I fucking get knee surgery.
14:21And then you go,
14:22you're a fat ass bro.
14:23You think I want to do this?
14:24You went on the piano
14:25and you broke the chair.
14:26You broke the chair,
14:27the piano was going to get to my little knees
14:29and now you're here.
14:30Stop yelling at me in public,
14:31I'm embarrassed.
14:33I don't want to do this.
14:37I didn't mean to.
14:38Bro, Alex is the funniest guy ever.
14:40He will break everything you hand to him.
14:42He will lose everything you hand to him.
14:44He'll forget anything you tell him.
14:46His car is never charged.
14:49We've always had to go late at night
14:50to go find a charger.
14:51His car is always at 1%.
14:53He loses the remote
14:54to get inside his house all the time.
14:56And every time he leaves on a far trip,
14:58his garage is always open.
14:59You guys didn't know this,
15:00but bro lost his passport.
15:01Why?
15:02Not only in Japan.
15:03But in Cancun.
15:04He lost it in Mexico too.
15:05Yo, shut the fuck up.
15:09Alright guys,
15:10we have one more stop
15:11and it's Jack in the Box.
15:12We got wings on the side
15:13just because we wanted wings.
15:14It's not even part of the diet.
15:15Hi, hello.
15:16How are you today?
15:17Oh, thank you.
15:18You too.
15:19Hi.
15:20Hi, hello.
15:21What's up?
15:22I guess everyone's eating at Spinos
15:23to fucking diet right now.
15:26Thank you guys.
15:27Thank you guys.
15:28Enjoy your food.
15:30You guys have a good night.
15:31Yeah, so this is going to be
15:32those three cheesecakes
15:33and then can I get
15:34an order of tacos?
15:35Can I get the number two, Alex?
15:37We're not going to get
15:38a fucking double Jack right now.
15:40You guys want tacos or no?
15:41Tiny tacos.
15:42Okay.
15:43No, just one order of tacos.
15:44Just two tacos
15:45and then an order
15:46of tiny tacos, please.
15:47We're just like adding shit
15:48to this diet.
15:49You ordered the cheesecakes, right?
15:50Okay, we came.
15:51We didn't order the cheesecakes.
15:54Should I pay with yen?
15:56I still have yen from Japan.
15:58You suck the fuck out this lemon.
16:00Yo, Strauss is right here
16:01slurping this shit
16:02for like 30 minutes.
16:03Practicing food, brother.
16:16We just made it back home
16:17and so we're going to start
16:18making all the meals
16:19that is part of this diet.
16:20You guys ready?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Ash Trevino on three.
16:23One, two, three.
16:24Ash Trevino.
16:25What should we make first?
16:26I want to try the pizza and corn first.
16:27Yeah, let's do that one.
16:28Yeah, I think so too.
16:29It's like hot already.
16:30Get it?
16:33Hey, guys.
16:34Ash Trevino is known
16:35for drinking a lot too,
16:36so we should just take a shot.
16:40Please.
16:41I'm just kidding.
16:42Guys, we bought all these
16:43extra unnecessary food
16:44but because we're just being
16:45fat, big fat bitches right now.
16:46We bought wings,
16:47fucking tacos.
16:48Are we pregnant?
16:49All of us?
16:50Yeah, honestly,
16:51I've been craving some shit.
16:52And you know they say
16:53even if it's not family members
16:54and it's people I'm around,
16:55I also could get symptoms.
16:56So I feel like
16:57once you guys get pregnant,
16:58I'm going to start
16:59being weird and shit.
17:02Oh, bless him.
17:03Swear he's going to be around
17:04so much.
17:05I think you should
17:06strain the juice first.
17:07Strain it?
17:08Yeah.
17:09No, yeah.
17:10I was going to pour it like this.
17:11Yeah, just do that.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Why would you
17:14waste a dish like that?
17:15You don't need it.
17:16What do you mean,
17:17waste a dish?
17:20What was the point of that?
17:21Because I wanted to
17:22pour the corn on here
17:23and then I was going to
17:24pour the corn on top.
17:25Why?
17:26Just do it out of the can.
17:27You already dirtied it.
17:28Just pour it in there.
17:29Oh my gosh.
17:30See how much juice
17:31is stuck on there?
17:32Actually,
17:33I really love corn.
17:34I actually really like corn.
17:35Me too.
17:36When I was younger,
17:37I used to open
17:38a can of corn like this
17:39and put a spoon
17:40of mayonnaise in it,
17:41mix it around
17:42and I used to just
17:43eat it like that.
17:44That shit's fire.
17:46Put the fucking corn
17:47on the pizza, bro.
17:50With some tapatio,
17:51this doesn't sound too bad.
17:52Damn.
17:55It kind of smells off.
17:56I think it's because
17:57it's non-GMO.
17:59What?
18:02It's non-GMO.
18:03What does that mean?
18:04I don't know.
18:05I just know I want
18:06some GMO on my shit.
18:08What?
18:14Is it the best shit?
18:19What is GMO?
18:22It's like the preservatives.
18:24Like the bad shit.
18:25See, that's what I mean.
18:26I want that shit.
18:30You're an idiot, Alex.
18:32You're giving Red 40 right now.
18:34That's probably what
18:35we have withdrawals from
18:36in Tokyo.
18:37We're having GMO
18:38in Red 40.
18:39It was looking good at first.
18:41I think we overdid it
18:42with the corn.
18:43Now it's just like...
18:44Alright, y'all ready?
18:46Everybody grab a slice.
18:47Cheers, guys.
18:48Cheers, cheers.
18:51Go ahead and tap the screen
18:52for likes, guys.
18:53Tap, tap, tap, tap.
18:54Tap, tap, tap, tap.
19:05You know what?
19:06I knew this shit
19:07was going to be good.
19:08That shit's good to me.
19:09I feel like I just
19:10don't even taste the corn.
19:11I don't either,
19:12but that little crunch is like...
19:13It's the GMO.
19:14I'm telling you.
19:15That shit makes it taste different.
19:16Yeah, I only taste the corn.
19:17It's more like texture.
19:18This is like a nice little crunch.
19:20It's good.
19:21Yeah, it's hard.
19:23Oh, we forgot to put
19:24the cheese she puts on top.
19:26So Eddie went ahead
19:27and put Tabatilla on his.
19:28I'm good off cheese.
19:29Why?
19:30I don't like Parmesan cheese.
19:31I love fucking cheesy feet.
19:36I didn't mean to say that.
19:37She does.
19:39Have you sucked Eddie's toes?
19:40Yeah.
19:41Really?
19:42Yeah, one time I sucked his toes
19:43right before you asked
19:44for a sip of my Coke.
19:47And I have acne,
19:48so...
19:49I just know Karen
19:50doesn't like sharing
19:51my drinks with you.
19:52She gets grossed out easily.
19:53So I just never ask.
19:54I do share my drinks with you.
19:55I know.
19:56But I don't want to
19:57when you're sharing
19:58my drinks with me.
19:59What?
20:00When we fucking go to the club
20:01and we're drinking shots,
20:02you're always drinking my cheese
20:03so you never say anything.
20:04Oh, yeah, huh?
20:05Never mind.
20:06All right, so Ashley
20:07will be putting cheese
20:08on her shit,
20:09so I'm gonna put cheese.
20:10She does?
20:11Yeah.
20:12Hold on, I'm gonna get another slice.
20:13So I...
20:14I'm just gonna fight
20:15at you some more.
20:16Tabatilla, cheese.
20:17Cheese looks like choco, bro.
20:18You guys like I'm gonna
20:19add some red pepper?
20:20Nine out of ten.
20:21Mine's like an eight and a half.
20:22I'll give it a good
20:23eight and a half too.
20:24It wasn't bad.
20:25You want to try one?
20:28Well, I swear
20:29I thought
20:30I wasn't gonna like it.
20:31It's not bad.
20:32It's weird.
20:33It's like weirdly
20:34like good.
20:35I want to know
20:36if this is something
20:37that she just like
20:38randomly came up with
20:39or was she like pregnant.
20:40This for sure
20:41gives me like a
20:42pregnancy craving.
20:43This is good.
20:44I'll give it
20:45an eight and a half.
20:46I would eat it again.
20:47Yeah, I would eat it again.
20:48Would you guys eat it again?
20:49Hot Pockets.
20:50Hot Pockets with what?
20:51Hot Cheetos?
20:52Hot Cheetos and Beendit.
20:53Alright, let's do it.
20:54You want one too?
20:55Yes, ma'am.
20:56Okay, sure.
20:57It's good.
20:58I do want to try it,
20:59but I don't like Hot Pockets.
21:00Nobody's fucking up
21:01that pizza and corn
21:02in the background.
21:03She actually uses a plate
21:04like this.
21:05I'm being so badass.
21:06What the fuck?
21:07I wish people were
21:08trying carrots, right?
21:09Can you watch like
21:10put ashtabinos
21:11and like what does she say?
21:12Toca la pantalla.
21:13Toca la pantalla.
21:14Toca la pantalla.
21:15Toca la pantalla.
21:16Pantaya?
21:17But she said pantaya.
21:18Toca la pantalla.
21:19Pantaya.
21:20Pantaya.
21:21Pantaya.
21:22Pantaya.
21:23Pantaya.
21:24Pantaya.
21:25Pantaya.
21:26Pantaya.
21:27Toca la pantalla.
21:28Toca la pantalla.
21:29Toca.
21:30Toca.
21:31Toca la pantalla.
21:32Toca.
21:33Toca.
21:34Toca la pantalla.
21:35Hey, if anybody does remixes,
21:36go ahead and remix that clip
21:37and fucking post it.
21:38I'll repost the fuck
21:39out of that shit.
21:40Okay.
21:41Ew.
21:42You can just use this one.
21:43One way to test
21:44if a Hot Pocket is ready,
21:45you got to touch the middle.
21:46Yeah, it's just cold as fuck.
21:48But add the extra two
21:49because I like it a little well done.
21:50Guys, he's already seen my pee-pee.
21:53What?
21:54Oh, hell no.
21:58His pee-pee.
21:59And he's already seen this noo-noo.
22:01Toca la pantalla.
22:02Hey, hey.
22:03Toca la pantalla.
22:04Hey.
22:05Toca la pantalla.
22:06Can you smell it?
22:07Can you smell it?
22:08Yeah, every day.
22:09What the fuck?
22:12When I go to LA,
22:13I'm staying at Shawty Bae's house.
22:14She's not staying at my house.
22:18She specifically scoops
22:19her bean dip out
22:20and puts it on her plate.
22:21Bro, I don't give a fuck
22:22what anybody says.
22:23That shit's good.
22:24Why are you looking at it like that?
22:26Why is it watery?
22:28You've had this before.
22:29At least don't tell me
22:30it's brand new.
22:32That shit was good, huh?
22:33That shit was good, huh?
22:35And then she has a Pepsi, no?
22:36Oh, wait.
22:37Why the fuck do I only get
22:38like two Hot Cheetos?
22:39For real?
22:40Oh, we got to play
22:41for you two straws.
22:42Yes.
22:44Fuck you.
22:45I want NuNu
22:46with my fucking Dirt.
22:49I don't want to do this TikTok.
22:50Go, go.
23:00My Hot Cheeto.
23:01I'm going to dip my Cheeto
23:02in the bean.
23:03This shit's good right here.
23:04Look, look.
23:08I'm going to try it.
23:10Look how good it is.
23:12Guys, look how watery this bean is.
23:15Why is there water right there?
23:23This isn't a bad meal to me.
23:24Like I can fuck this up
23:25after a pool day.
23:28Like after a pool day.
23:29That's a good way to put it.
23:30I can see that, yeah.
23:31Honestly, I'm not even going to lie.
23:32I feel like I've had this exact plate
23:34like after high school.
23:35Like walking home from school.
23:36You were eating bean dip
23:37like 20 years ago?
23:38When I met her,
23:39she was already
23:40eating her Cheetos and bean dip
23:41at 14 years old.
23:45He swears like last time
23:46we went to a club.
23:47He went and we came home
23:48a little drunk.
23:49He seen the fucking bean dip
23:50with the Hot Cheetos in there.
23:51Fucking that shit up.
23:52Like it was fucking ceviche.
23:53My bean dip was full.
23:54I had two Cheetos.
23:55Woke up the next morning
23:56and that shit was still
23:57on the countertop
23:58and that shit was licked clean.
23:59That shit was licked clean.
24:00That wasn't me.
24:01The fuck?
24:02I give this meal
24:03like an eight and a half
24:04out of ten too.
24:05It was pretty good.
24:06I like this one better
24:07than the pizza with pork.
24:08This is a ten out of ten for me.
24:09I like beans so much.
24:10I like beans.
24:11I'll eat this.
24:12I'm going to eat this whole pill.
24:13I think I'm going to fuck this
24:14all up behind this camera too.
24:16Here, let me try.
24:17Eat it.
24:18Those are good.
24:22Damn, the beans are good
24:23for being canned beans.
24:24And then they have
24:25the jalapeno flavored ones?
24:26Fire.
24:27These meals are judged
24:28but these meals are good as fuck.
24:29That's why.
24:30All good to you, Alex.
24:31Damn.
24:32You're always thinking
24:33on top of the fucking
24:34like damn, bro.
24:35Have I ever told you
24:36I'm proud of you?
24:37Thank you, bro.
24:38I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
24:40You're always doing some shit
24:41like I'll fuck with that.
24:42Oh, can I have some?
24:43I want some.
24:49Bro, this is why
24:50my back doesn't stop growing, bro.
24:52I want to try it too now.
24:56Oh, that was actually
24:57really good.
24:58Guys, I think we're
24:59one of the wrong people
25:00to do this video
25:01because I think we're
25:02all just like...
25:03Oh, do it like this, guys.
25:04Grab a full put of bean dip.
25:05Put it on top.
25:06Grab the jalapenos.
25:07Put some bitch on there.
25:10Yeah, I don't think
25:11we're the right people
25:12to do this kind of video.
25:13We got extra food on the side.
25:15Ew!
25:16That stuffed jalapeno
25:17is crazy.
25:18It's actually good.
25:19Fuck.
25:20Hold on.
25:24Mmm.
25:27Ew!
25:29All right, guys.
25:30We're going to try the next meal.
25:31We got a little carried away, no?
25:32Bro, I'm full as fuck already.
25:33All right.
25:34So, Asherino likes
25:35her rice watery
25:36as fuck, she said.
25:37And she doesn't like
25:38that dry shit.
25:39And it's Spanish rice.
25:40So, I went ahead
25:41and made some really quick
25:42and we're going
25:43to try it right now.
25:44I'm scared.
25:45That doesn't look good.
25:46She said other people
25:47like their rice dry.
25:48I like mine watery.
25:49I can't eat dry rice.
25:50Cheers.
25:51Toca la pantalla.
25:59What the fuck is that?
26:01What is that?
26:05That shit was salty as fuck.
26:10That shit is fucking
26:11stupid salty.
26:15What did you put in there?
26:16I put the ingredients
26:17before a whole fucking
26:18two cups of rice.
26:19This is just like loaded.
26:21That shit made me
26:22in chavo in like 30 seconds.
26:24That shit's salty.
26:25Like, it's not that bad.
26:26If I would have put
26:27the right amount of seasoning
26:28for like what it was
26:29supposed to be,
26:30it would have been bad.
26:31It's salty as fuck.
26:32It tastes like douche.
26:33It does taste like douche.
26:34It tastes like cocoon water.
26:35I don't like that one.
26:36I don't like it.
26:37It was too salty.
26:38I feel like if it was less salty
26:39it would be pretty good.
26:40That one was nasty.
26:41I didn't like that.
26:42I give that one a 4 out of 10.
26:43I give that one a 3.
26:44I give it like a 3.
26:45Are y'all ready
26:46for the last one?
26:47I'm excited for this one.
26:48I don't like cheesecake.
26:49I'm not gonna lie.
26:50I feel like she likes
26:51watery rice
26:52because maybe she doesn't
26:53know how to make the rice
26:54like fluffy.
26:55Guys, so there is literally
26:56a screen recording
26:57of her live
26:58which is like
26:59this is my breakfast.
27:00This and this
27:01for breakfast.
27:02She had this for breakfast?
27:03Yeah, but it was a diet pep.
27:04A canned diet pep.
27:05Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
27:06I've had this shit already.
27:07I like it too.
27:08Cheesecake from Jack
27:09is actually really fire.
27:10I've never had it.
27:11It's my first time.
27:12I used to work there.
27:13I used to work at Jack.
27:14Fun fact.
27:15Right after high school.
27:16My tia used to work there.
27:17Cheers.
27:18That's too sweet.
27:19That's way too sweet.
27:20Yeah, I could not
27:21eat those together.
27:22Ah, damn.
27:23Ooh, that was diabetes
27:24right there.
27:25That was diabetes.
27:26That was diabetes.
27:27Ooh, that was diabetes
27:28right there.
27:29Oh, I thought
27:30that was a stroke.
27:33Bro, I feel like my sugar
27:34and my insulin levels
27:35are going up right now.
27:36My A1C is on the roof.
27:37And the salty rice
27:38and the sugar.
27:39And the salty rice.
27:40We're gonna leave
27:41this bitch with diabetes
27:42and high blood pressure
27:43and high cholesterol.
27:44Okay, this was a zero.
27:45I did not like this
27:46for breakfast.
27:47Fuck no.
27:48First of all,
27:49I don't like sweet.
27:50The cheesecake's good.
27:51From Jack in the Box,
27:52if you actually want
27:53like a sweet too,
27:54I feel like you can get this
27:55and enjoy it,
27:56but it's a crazy combo.
27:57I'm gonna give this
27:58a 2 out of 10.
27:59But the cheesecake alone
28:00is a 10 out of 10.
28:01I like cheesecake.
28:02But like, do you imagine
28:03like somebody like,
28:04oh, did you eat today?
28:05Oh, yeah, I had breakfast.
28:06Oh, would you have
28:07a breakfast,
28:08a cheesecake,
28:09and a Diet Pepsi?
28:10Like, damn.
28:11That was it.
28:12Damn, we fucked
28:13all that food up quick.
28:14Yeah, that's concerning.
28:15That whole pizza
28:16is gone right now.
28:17Um.
28:18Um, yeah.
28:19I feel ashamed
28:20of myself right now.
28:21I kind of want
28:22more of that pizza
28:23with corn.
28:24I feel like
28:25a piece of shit right now.
28:26Well, I don't, so.
28:27I'm gonna eat
28:28my tiny tacos now.
28:29Alright, you guys,
28:30we're gonna wrap up
28:31the video right here.
28:32Don't forget to like,
28:33comment, share, and subscribe.
28:34If this was a little bit
28:35of a quick video,
28:36my bad.
28:37We really devoured that food.
28:38I thought we were
28:39gonna take our time with it.
28:40Bro, I feel like
28:41a sick-ass Marana right now.
28:42I feel my artery.
28:43I feel my artery
28:44is just like thickening
28:45and like,
28:46my fucking blood
28:47is getting thick
28:48as fuck right now.
28:49Like, I need to go
28:50throw up or like,
28:51have churro or something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53Oh, we should take
28:54Don't do it.
28:55That's it.
28:56If we mix these together,
28:57we'll have a great time.
28:58Fuck no.
28:59I'm okay.
29:00I drank two packs one time, bro.
29:01I was on the toilet
29:02all day.
29:03What about the pills
29:04that Alex gave you?
29:05Alex has chupa panza
29:06little pills.
29:07I was on the toilet
29:08all day.
29:09Alex's are not chupa panza.
29:10Alex's are like chupa intestines
29:11because he's not feeling
29:12like his intestines
29:13are gonna fall out.
29:14I took a pill, right?
29:15And the next day,
29:16it didn't even hit me.
29:17I was fine.
29:18It hit me in the shower.
29:19I was in the shower.
29:20I had to run out the shower.
29:21Soapy ass everything
29:22and sit down on the toilet.
29:23I didn't even finish
29:24rinsing the soap off
29:25and I was just
29:26blowing that shit up.
29:27You guys,
29:28me and Eddie
29:29ate one pill,
29:30Kari ate two.
29:31Y'all don't even
29:32want to know what happened to me.
29:33I thought I had to take
29:34an urgent care.
29:35Y'all don't even
29:36want to know
29:37what the fuck happened to me.
29:38We're gonna wrap up
29:39the video right here.
29:40Don't forget to like,
29:41comment, share, and subscribe.
29:42Don't forget to watch
29:43the previous video,
29:44which is the emo night.
29:45Log into an account
29:46and watch that.
29:47Yeah, 18 plus.
29:48But let us know
29:49if you guys are gonna go ahead
29:50and try Ashtabina's
29:51fucking diet.
29:52Every time we eat
29:53that sometimes though.
29:54Yeah, the only abnormal
29:55thing we ate
29:56was the corn pizza
29:57and I really liked it.
29:58I know, but we were
29:59literally sitting there
30:00in fucking silence
30:01eating the pizza on the toilet.
30:02I think we were supposed
30:03to judge it,
30:04but we were just
30:05enjoying that shit.
30:06The whole pizza's gone.
30:07Big thank you to
30:08Blessed for coming out
30:09to today's video.
30:10Always a pleasure.
30:12I haven't been on your
30:13channel with just me
30:14in like a long, long time.
30:15A long ass time, huh?
30:16Yeah, you're right.
30:17Shout out Ratchet Squad
30:18and my kinksters.
30:19Love you guys.
30:20I know you guys
30:22will see you guys
30:23in the next video.