Baylen Out Loud S01 E09
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00:00Bitch, you wanna, you wanna sword fight, we'll sword fight.
00:07John Cena!
00:10I sound too much like that guy, I'm sorry.
00:18I have the world's best boyfriend, Colin.
00:21He's my medicine.
00:24I am in the United States Air Force, and I have a relocation coming up.
00:30I could end up anywhere.
00:33Me and Colin are gonna move in with each other.
00:36I can't say this enough, nothing better happened to my kid.
00:40It's moving day! It's moving day!
00:43I'm definitely starting to feel the seriousness now.
00:47Thunderstorms are a really bad sensory issue.
00:53She is not easy to live with, there's a lot all day every day.
00:57Yep, yep, okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, you're okay.
01:01Colin, I'm really upset.
01:03I don't even wanna be here.
01:09So Colin walking out?
01:11That won't work for Bay, and I don't think that that works for us.
01:14Are you gonna walk out on Baylen when times get tough in life?
01:18Every year in the summer, we take a family trip somewhere.
01:21We're gonna get like a beach house.
01:23It'll be just the eight of us.
01:25It is a bummer that Colin won't be going on the family vacation,
01:28but my sister's boyfriend isn't going.
01:30It is a family vacation, so I understand.
01:35I would like to have both of your blessings to have your daughter's hand in marriage.
01:40I would love to propose to her when you guys go on your family trip.
01:45Whatever Baylen wants to do, she's got our blessing.
01:49I know that Alan's tough, and it's not his full acceptance, but it is a start.
01:54What we're gonna do is we're gonna try and make what they want happen without Baylen knowing.
01:58Does he want a ring on her finger to drag her with him wherever he goes?
02:03I asked Alan to come and meet me because I want to talk to him about being a part of Baylen's proposal.
02:09Yeah, I mean, I wasn't expecting you to shut it down.
02:12It is upsetting that he thinks it's a bad idea.
02:15This is extremely important to me.
02:17Not just the engagement, but who I am entrusting my daughter with.
02:22He's a very protective father, and it does feel a little personal.
02:27And I don't know if that's something that I can break through or not.
02:30So now I have to rethink this whole proposal because I want it to be perfect for her.
02:57Colin, are you recording me?
02:59Yep.
03:00Your dad's coming to pick you up.
03:02Yeah.
03:03In our family, family vacations literally mean family vacations.
03:06Don't you have family members already there?
03:10Yeah, they left yesterday.
03:12With us dating for about two years and now living together, my hope's in the future that he'll be invited on family vacations.
03:23So we've made a few changes to the apartment. You want to go through that?
03:27Yeah, one, your game room. It's in the bedroom now.
03:30Yeah, because we have a five-inch thick carpet that prevented me from moving my chair.
03:37I learned that he cusses at his computer.
03:41So now he screams in here, and when he cusses, I cuss.
03:45You'll hear, fuck!
03:48And then now that it's football season, the closer you get to the TV dude, it's not going to make him win.
03:54Okay.
03:56That's bullshit. Bullshit. That's bullshit.
04:00That's where I got that word from.
04:02My lovely boyfriend.
04:05I've always been like that, though. As a kid, I would always, in my parents' house, just go right up to the TV, yelling at the TV.
04:12You get paid $60 million a year to suck!
04:16Yeah.
04:17This is our fully decorated, colorful Barbie dream house that I'm perfectly fine with.
04:25I love you, but it's not fully decorated.
04:28Talk it out, bitch.
04:30That was aggressive.
04:32Sorry. Sorry.
04:36This is Colin's really big contribution to decor.
04:39This is a rock that my military buddies all signed.
04:42He wants to hang that on a wall.
04:44I do want it on a wall inside.
04:46And she put it out here.
04:48It's really special to me.
04:50The decorations and everything in the house will always be changing.
04:54Your rock can stay outside.
04:57Yup. Yup.
05:01My dad's going to be here any time.
05:04Has he texted you?
05:05Yup.
05:06I am so eager to get Baylen out the door, headed to the beach.
05:10I still have a lot of things that I need to do for this proposal.
05:14I've been working together with her family because this is a huge surprise.
05:19And so far, Baylen has no idea.
05:22All right. Bye, baby. I love you.
05:25Bye.
05:26Have a good trip.
05:27Love you.
05:28Do I get a kiss before I leave?
05:34No.
05:36Two more!
05:40I love you.
05:41Love you, too.
05:42I love you, too, you fat, little, racy, fucking, little baby rat.
05:46Baylen declined being a part of the proposal and saying a few things.
05:51So I don't have a whole lot of time to figure this stuff out.
05:55And I'm sweating bullets.
05:59Just love when I get all the help in the world to leave.
06:04Bye.
06:10I'm on a beach, alone, an edge, and out to sea.
06:17A mystery, confined inside a sea of water.
06:21A robin with the tide is heading straight to me.
06:26Look it!
06:27I knew I could find you where the crabs are.
06:29I'm so glad you're here.
06:31Honestly, we almost always pick vacation spots that we don't have to get on an airplane for.
06:36It's just a lot with Baylen at this point.
06:39Is this the coolest thing ever?
06:41I've never done this before.
06:43But this house seems like a perfect fit for us because of all the activities that it comes with.
06:48And that is so important with a big family is that they can kind of go off and do their own little thing.
06:53And of course there's crabbing, so that should be super fun, too.
06:57You know Baylen has that tick?
06:59My mama has crabs.
07:00My mama has crabs.
07:01My mama has crabs!
07:03I'm sorry.
07:04Wow.
07:05And now?
07:06And shit, now you do have crabs.
07:10All right.
07:11You want to play a little mini golf?
07:13Things are about to get crazy with the surprise proposal,
07:17so it's always nice to have a little bit of alone time with Sammy.
07:21So Sammy, how's Kansas?
07:23How's your boyfriend?
07:24We're doing so good.
07:26I love it there.
07:27I love Kansas so much.
07:28It's so good.
07:30Hey, did I tell you that Baylen and I have had conversations about DBS and we've went and talked to...
07:36DBS?
07:37Yeah, Deep Brain Stimulation.
07:39Do you know what it is?
07:40I mean, kind of, sort of.
07:41They go in and they have, like, these two little players and he puts his hands in.
07:45He, like, rewires your brain.
07:47Well, kind of.
07:48It definitely could be a future option for her.
07:51I mean, I don't know.
07:52Weigh your options for sure.
07:54I definitely think that's a great idea, but...
07:57You know what I think Bay needs more than brain surgery?
08:00I just think she could do anything, like building a dog kennel facility or having her own gym
08:08or having some sort of responsibility in life other than your boyfriend and your dogs.
08:13I think it's just beginning for her.
08:15She's really just started this adulting.
08:18She's doing yoga.
08:20She's trying to incorporate things into her life where she can really, truly live with Tourette Syndrome
08:26and not just feel like she's existing, living, but then her mental health is a real thing, like the birthday party.
08:33That's what you were fucking doing?
08:35It's my fucking birthday.
08:37All I wanted was help with the fucking couch.
08:40I don't even want to be here.
08:45Holy Lord, like, she just went off the deep end and I'm not saying...
08:48Why do you think she went off the deep end?
08:50I'm not saying she's not justified.
08:52You got Colin in a cowboy hat and Daisy Dukes pouting outside of a bar.
08:57She came inside because she felt bad, like she was in the wrong.
09:01You know how fucked up that feels?
09:05I think Baylen responded with her heart rather than her head at the birthday party,
09:10but Baylen clearly needed to get something off her chest,
09:13and I think it was Colin's responsibility to support her.
09:16Is this a Colin issue?
09:18There's no doubt about it that he loves her,
09:20but to take care of her when she's mentally struggling
09:23or to take care of her when she is determining stuff like the...
09:27DBS.
09:28DBS, like when she is going through all of her options,
09:31I don't want his opinion to weigh her down and be like,
09:35no, you shouldn't do that because I'm relocating in six months
09:39and I won't be there to do this, and no, you won't.
09:42Like, codependence is great when you also have somebody on your side.
09:46Baylen needs to find a voice within herself
09:51to develop a backbone and stand up for yourself.
09:55If he proposes right now and then he's got to move in six months,
09:58are you too codependent on him that you're going to be like,
10:01oh my God, I'm going to Germany, oh my God, I'm relocating with him
10:04because I love him so much, he's all I have?
10:06Mm.
10:08I wouldn't necessarily say that she's completely wrong
10:11with some of the feelings that she's feeling,
10:14but there is so much more to their relationship.
10:17Colin is a good guy, but what are Baylen's dreams
10:21outside of her relationship with Colin?
10:23You still have to continue your journey.
10:26I get you.
10:28I want this weekend to be a happy weekend.
10:30I want to have fun together.
10:32I want Baylen to be surprised and excited
10:35in all the things that every girl dreams about their whole entire life.
10:39Just better be, you know, lengthy period of engagement.
10:44Exactly, I was literally just going to say that, lengthy engagement.
10:47Let it sink in, couple years.
10:50I'm going to greet Colin like this when he comes walking down.
10:53What's up?
10:55What's up?
10:57Hi, guys!
10:59Dog, this place is dope.
11:01Are you excited to be here?
11:03Yeah.
11:05This place is so pretty.
11:07I didn't know there was a huge deck of damn boat, kayaks,
11:11so I'm looking at it, I'm like, this is dope.
11:15Now that you're all here, I want to show you something.
11:18Let's see this. What is this?
11:20Okay.
11:22This is what we're working with.
11:24Oh, my goodness.
11:26Look at the little crabbies.
11:28Your mom has crabs, bitch.
11:30Let's go to the beach before we waste the day in the house.
11:33Let's go diving.
11:35All the fun stuff.
11:37Can you hold this?
11:39All the fun stuff later.
11:41I know how much Colin loves my sister,
11:43and I know deep down in my heart how bad Bailyn wants to be with him.
11:46And I've always spoken my mind to everybody else
11:49about how much Bailyn co-depends on Colin,
11:52but it's time she hears it from me.
11:57I think you need to invest in yourself too,
12:00something to give you a sense of, like, confidence in yourself.
12:04I just don't want anyone else's opinion.
12:09Today is the day. This is the biggest day of my life.
12:12I only have one shot at proposing.
12:16It just doesn't seem feasible to have it on the beach.
12:20First, Alan didn't want to participate in the proposal,
12:23and now the weather, I feel like nothing is going my way.
12:35Orange mellow skies
12:38Right by your side
12:41Give you one more night
12:44Of the summer
12:47Dude, we're going to die.
12:49Can you not say things like that?
12:51Not literally.
12:55The waves are ginormous. They're not going in without you.
12:58You're like, I'll be a mess. I'm not kidding.
13:00I'll go in the ocean. I don't care.
13:03See how cold this bad boy is?
13:08This is not my thing.
13:10This is fucking great.
13:12Go further out.
13:18What ended up going on with your thing with Colin?
13:22He wanted me to come up with a presentation
13:25to go through and share my moments with Bailey.
13:28Like, I was trying not to kind of laugh a little bit,
13:31like, I'm not the one proposing to her.
13:34You are, you know, like...
13:37That's fine. You said that in a nice way.
13:40You're like, it's a great thought, but that's not realistic.
13:44He was kind of taken back, like...
13:47Oh, well, he knows how Bailin is, though.
13:50He wants it to be, like, grand, you know,
13:53so that's where his heart is coming from with that.
13:56I think that he really just wants to please you at this time
13:59because you've gotten over that hump of,
14:02I don't know that Bailey's dad really likes me,
14:05and now we're, like, getting past that hump,
14:08and now it's like, OK, I want to, like, really please him.
14:11His heart is in the right place.
14:14I've arrived at acceptance because I know in my heart
14:17that this is what Bailin wants.
14:20Al, on the other hand, knows it's what Bailin wants,
14:23but I'm not sure that he entirely accepts it yet.
14:28What the fuck is he doing? He's literally psycho.
14:32My God, there goes Bechner. This is a joke.
14:34Wilts is in the water right now.
14:36Everybody thinks we're crazy right now. Yes, yes.
14:38I think Dad's trying to prove himself.
14:40Like, he's, like, big, strong, tough man.
14:42Like, I can take on the waves.
14:44You do you, bud. I'll be sitting right here in the chair.
14:47You do you. Freezing. Yeah.
14:50I feel like I haven't seen you in what feels like so long.
14:53Yeah. How is everything?
14:55It's great. I love Kansas.
14:58Country. Yee-haw, motherfucker.
15:00Somewhere country.
15:02I want a lot of land, I want a lot of dogs,
15:04and I want a lot of babies.
15:06Speaking about babies, how is Colin?
15:10Love that man.
15:12How's moving in? Any new quirks you've learned about him?
15:15Every time he goes to the bathroom,
15:17he takes the toilet paper off, uses it,
15:20and then sets it on the sink.
15:22Unlike Colin, it takes two seconds to put it back.
15:24Not even put it back, leave it the fuck on!
15:26Like, leave it the fuck on!
15:29Like, what?
15:31But other than that, I love living with him.
15:34I've never felt more whole.
15:36Like, I'm not over-exaggerating, I'm not sugar-coating it,
15:39I'm not just saying that because you're my sister,
15:42this is my family.
15:44It's been everything that I could have dreamed of,
15:46honestly, living with him.
15:48I'm happy for Bailyn because I know how much she wants this.
15:51But Bailyn does have a tendency to sugar-coat
15:54because she doesn't want us to feel, like, disappointed
15:57or, like, upset at her.
15:59We just want, like, the truth.
16:01Bailyn, do you think you sugar-coat things?
16:03Like, do you think you say things are better than they maybe are
16:06or that you can do things...
16:08Oh yeah, I've done it my whole life.
16:10Like I said, I think it's self-preservation.
16:12I just don't want anyone else's opinion.
16:16Oh, now we got all 4 of these little idiots in there.
16:20I think Dad's starting to turn fucking purple.
16:23This is literally a joke.
16:25No, Dad literally looks purple. I'm not kidding you.
16:27I have a weird question.
16:29No, Colin did not give Tootsie gonorrhea.
16:33Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea.
16:36Tootsie's horny!
16:40I fully thought you were being fucking serious.
16:44No!
16:46Um...
16:48Have you guys had talks about, like,
16:50Colin's relocation orders and whatever?
16:55The idea of Colin's relocation and taking Bae with him
16:59concerns me because we're not going to be there.
17:02And it can be a liability
17:04if you don't get her into the right doctors
17:06and you don't get her medicine on time still
17:08and there's not enough Ubers
17:10and you need to drive her and you need to get groceries.
17:13There's so many little to huge things.
17:16You know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to...
17:18No, just everyone's so worried about, like,
17:20you guys think that I wouldn't take into consideration
17:23things before I've left.
17:25You guys think that, like, Colin's going to trap me in a tower
17:28in, like, Nebraska.
17:30He could.
17:32No, he couldn't. He could not do that.
17:34If I were to give you one, like, little piece of advice,
17:37because I love you and I care for you so much
17:40and I know how much you basically codepend on Colin
17:43to get through the day,
17:45it's like, I think you need to invest in yourself too.
17:48I do want to find a passion
17:50and something that keeps me busy,
17:52but also something that I love,
17:54and it will probably be with dogs.
17:56Yes, like, just something to give you a sense of, like,
17:59confidence in yourself and in your voice.
18:03I would love to grow.
18:08I definitely do want to find my voice and be more independent,
18:12and I don't always want to rely on Colin,
18:15but it's a work in progress, let's be for real.
18:18I do just have to say, though, I am so stinking proud of you
18:22because you've come such a long way
18:25in the last, like, 6 months even.
18:28I'm just, I'm over the moon for you.
18:31Spotted alone on a safari,
18:34an itchy baby weenie.
18:38I love you and I'm so proud of you, I really am.
18:41I wonder if this is what I look like coming out of Mom's vagina.
18:45You ever wonder?
18:47No.
18:49Obviously the weather isn't too great today.
18:53Yeah.
18:54So I've been kind of scrambling around this morning
18:57trying to pivot.
18:59I'm extremely nervous.
19:01There's still so much that needs to be done.
19:03Let's go!
19:04Bay, you ready?
19:05We going now?
19:06Funnel out, yep.
19:07We're trying to pull off this momentous event,
19:10you know, this intricate plan,
19:12but we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here.
19:16Baylen arrived in Ocean City yesterday.
19:19After she left, I took care of a few
19:22last-minute proposal details,
19:24and then I drove out to Ocean City last night.
19:31Baylen has no idea that I'm here,
19:34and she's like,
19:36what are you doing here?
19:38And I'm like,
19:40what are you doing here?
19:42Baylen has no idea that I'm here,
19:45and today is the day.
19:47This is the biggest day of my life.
19:50I can't believe it's actually here.
19:53I had this whole plan of doing it on the beach
19:57because that's what Baylen has always wanted,
20:00but because of weather and how windy it is,
20:03I no longer can do it on the beach.
20:06First, Alan didn't want to participate in the proposal,
20:10and now the weather, I feel like nothing is going my way.
20:16Hey.
20:18Hey.
20:20My parents hopped on a plane for the first time
20:23because I wanted both families to be here.
20:26What's up, bud? How are you?
20:28Doing all right?
20:30But I'm nervous.
20:32I don't know what I'm going to do
20:35or how I'm going to pivot from this.
20:37How was the plane ride?
20:39I know it was your first time flying.
20:41It was all right, I guess.
20:43I don't want to do it again, but...
20:45You got to do it to get back home.
20:47I got to do it to get back home.
20:50Well, I'm kind of freaking out
20:53because Baylen really wanted to be proposed to on a beach.
20:58And I got in contact with a local event designer
21:03to help me with the flowers and everything,
21:06but it just doesn't seem feasible to have it on the beach.
21:10Well, it's calling for rain.
21:12She's terrified of thunderstorms as well,
21:15so now I have to call the event designers
21:18and figure out what I'm going to do.
21:21I only have one shot at proposing,
21:24and I want to make it as perfect as possible because I love her.
21:29Well, all of this needs to happen today.
21:33Can they shift it that quickly?
21:36I hope so.
21:44Okay, everybody, let's go.
21:46Sven, go get dressed, go get dressed.
21:49Go! Countdown!
21:51Baybay!
21:52Yeah?
21:54Can I come in? You said you need some toothpaste.
21:56Yeah, I don't care.
21:58Okay. Are you going to be close to being ready?
22:00What's the matter?
22:02Just a picture.
22:04We haven't had a really good family photo in, I don't know, years.
22:08Family photos in this family,
22:11they haven't happened since Sven was 5
22:14and Vickis and Beckner weren't born.
22:16We're going to, 10 years later,
22:18introduce Vickis and Beckner into the world, so that's good.
22:22I can't.
22:24Okay, what are we looking at for you being ready?
22:28Baylyn has no clue about the proposal.
22:31We told her we're getting a family picture done,
22:33and that's how we're going to get her in a nice dress.
22:36Oh, shit! These are salt and pepper.
22:39Oh, my God!
22:41Are you boys getting ready?
22:43But the photographer will actually be taking the picture
22:46of her and Colin's engagement.
22:49I was going to wear jeans.
22:51You could wear jeans.
22:53No? Mom said no?
22:55That's if I ever get this family out of the house.
22:58Get ready, girl.
23:01Yeah, I mean, that works.
23:03Thank you so much.
23:05You have literally no idea how much this is saving me.
23:08I really appreciate it.
23:10Okay, all right.
23:12Bye.
23:14So I'm on the phone with the event designers,
23:17and they have a different location that is inside,
23:20but it's still on the beach.
23:22I have no idea what it looks like,
23:25so I'm extremely nervous.
23:27This is something obviously I've never done before,
23:30but I've put a lot of thought and a lot of tears and sweat
23:35into making this a possibility,
23:38and I just really hope that it's something
23:41that I have envisioned for what Bailyn wants.
23:48You got your stuff?
23:50I think so. I'm hoping they fit.
23:52Ready for the day?
23:54Ooh, that might need to be ironed.
23:56The weather's looking a little bit...
23:58Yeah, it looks windy.
24:00And the problem is, I don't really have a backup plan.
24:03We don't need a backup plan. This isn't our call.
24:06This will be Colin's first real test.
24:08Do you have a backup plan for your girlfriend that you know...
24:11Hates thunderstorms?
24:13It would be the worst proposal in world history
24:16if it just started.
24:18Like, she would lose her mind.
24:23This place looks nice.
24:25It does look nice.
24:27Yeah, I just hope everything still works out.
24:30Hi!
24:32How are you?
24:34Come on in.
24:36Oh, wow.
24:38This is beautiful. Y'all did a good job.
24:40Very beautiful.
24:42Isn't this great?
24:44If you can't have the beach, you have this.
24:46There's no wind, so your hair stays nice.
24:48I love it.
24:50This is awesome. Thank you, guys.
24:52It's going to be beautiful.
24:54We've got a lot to do.
24:56So if you want to put your stuff down, we'll get going.
24:58We're here to help.
25:00We're going to put you right to work.
25:02I'm so relieved that the event planners
25:04were able to come through and find an amazing location,
25:07but there's still so much that needs to be done,
25:10and I'm just praying that the weather holds up.
25:12Even the sound of thunder can be over-simulating for Baylin,
25:16so I will not be breathing easy
25:18until I get that ring on Baylin's finger.
25:21Good job.
25:23How are you feeling about today?
25:25You've come a long way.
25:27I just feel like it just seems like it's his timeline
25:31and not Baylin's.
25:33And we're just here trying to react,
25:35like okay, we'll try and do this, we'll try and do that.
25:38That's what we do, we react and we support,
25:40but that doesn't mean that it's not meant to be.
25:43It could still be part of God's plan for her.
25:46It just feels fast to us.
25:48It probably doesn't feel fast to Baylin.
25:50I don't want Baylin to ever look back on this moment
25:53and be like I never felt supported.
25:55I saw you roll your eyes.
25:58It's Colin.
26:00Hey Colin, what's going on?
26:02Obviously the weather isn't too great today,
26:05so I've been kind of scrambling around this morning
26:09trying to pivot, and luckily I have these 2 event designers
26:14that found another location indoors
26:17really close to the beach.
26:19So the most important thing I need when you get here
26:23is for someone to distract Baylin or pull her aside
26:26so we can get the rest of the family into the room.
26:29Okay.
26:31All right, well I still have a lot to do
26:34with setting up and everything,
26:36but I'll text you all the address and everything.
26:38Okay, sounds good. All right, see you in a bit.
26:40All right, see you. Bye.
26:42Bye Colin.
26:45I definitely have some built-up anxiety
26:48at not being perfect for her.
26:51She's going to be surprised, so no matter how it is,
26:54she's either going to be surprised at the weather,
26:56she's going to be surprised at the rain.
26:58I want it to be perfect for her.
27:00All the feelings, the good, the bad, the uncertainty,
27:03it all comes from a really deep place
27:06of love and protection for Baylin.
27:08That's not anti-Colin.
27:11It's like a letting go.
27:13I know it's just the beginning. I'm not stupid.
27:16It's just the beginning of a letting go.
27:19Just a lot of feelings.
27:22But above all, I really am excited for her.
27:26I'm excited for Colin too.
27:28Like, this is such a big day for them.
27:31But I'm entitled to my feelings too.
27:33All right, get home. See you.
27:35You're okay.
27:37You're all right.
27:40I want to go
27:43Cos if we wait for the timing to be right
27:48We'll wait our whole lives
27:51It's one day, our day one
27:55Let's go!
27:57Bay, you ready?
27:58Are we going now?
27:59Funnel out, yep.
28:00Let's go.
28:01Funneling.
28:03I want to go right now
28:06I never regret not one thing
28:10My words made me say
28:12It's one day, our day one
28:16I want to go right now
28:19Walking in and seeing everything set up,
28:22it's hard to kind of hold back the emotions.
28:27It's going to be even harder when she's standing in front of me
28:30and I'm having to say what I need to say.
28:32But I'm excited.
28:34I'm ready to propose to Baylen and start our life together.
28:38It's one day, our day one
28:42I want to go right now
28:46Hi!
28:47Hey!
28:48How are you?
28:49Good!
28:50Hello, I'm Alex Ashman.
28:51Hi, Alex.
28:52Hi!
28:53Nice to meet you.
28:54Nice to meet you.
28:55So we're going to do some family pics today.
28:57Whether a little less than ideal, we're going to start inside.
29:01We'll do some kind of more formal stuff.
29:03Everybody together.
29:04We'll do some breakdowns, things like that.
29:06Suck a penis.
29:07Fuck off.
29:08Okay.
29:09Alright, cool.
29:10We're going to head inside first then, alright?
29:12Everybody ready?
29:13Okay, cool.
29:14We're trying to pull off this momentous event.
29:17You know, this intricate plan.
29:19But we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here.
29:23You gotta film me, right?
29:25Nope, I'm not doing it.
29:27Is there a bathroom I can...
29:28Yeah, there's actually a bathroom on the way.
29:31I completely invent this flaw on Bailyn's face
29:35so I can pull her into the bathroom as Colin asked me to
29:38to finish getting things ready.
29:40There's a thing right there.
29:42So help her, guys.
29:43There's a thing right here.
29:44Like, right here.
29:45No, there's not.
29:47And Sammy has to point out that there's nothing wrong with Bailyn's face.
29:52Look in there.
29:54It's like dark right there.
29:56It's fine.
29:57That's a freckle.
29:58So now I'm panicking a little bit
30:00because this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing
30:02and we can't mess this up.
30:04I'm having her come to the bathroom with me.
30:06Okay, bathroom is here
30:07and then I'll meet you guys right through to here, okay?
30:09Okay, okay.
30:11Like, what are you talking about?
30:13I feel like it's dark under her eye.
30:15I always want her to speak truth
30:17except for in that one moment where I just needed this to occur.
30:21It's like she's forgotten what we're actually doing here today.
30:25Sammy.
30:27This is sick!
30:29Hi.
30:31Good to see you.
30:33This is exciting.
30:35Hey, good to see you.
30:36Good to see you.
30:38Five bucks, Talyn's proposing.
30:40No, he's not.
30:41Yes, he is, dumbass.
30:43Why do you think there's a walkway with roses and shit?
30:46Where is everyone else?
30:48That's why they didn't come in.
30:50They were in the bathroom.
30:52This is a big plot twist.
30:55All the flowers and things is very much romantic.
31:00When Bae walks in the door, I think she's going to be like...
31:06pooping her pants.
31:11Bae, I think it was just the way that you're in the shadow.
31:14I love you.
31:21I literally can't.
31:23My emotions throughout this whole thing have been very up and down,
31:27especially about Colin,
31:29but seeing this was like a little glimmer of hope that,
31:32okay, like, he showed his appreciation to her.
31:35I'm literally going to lose my mind.
31:37I did not expect it to be this much.
31:41I'm so Baelin, like, just so Baelin.
31:45I don't even know how to explain it.
31:50Hi.
31:57We know where to go.
31:59What's up with the fucking curtains?
32:01I don't know.
32:03What are we doing? Where are we going?
32:11Oh, my goodness.
32:34I should probably be closer to you.
32:36Are you okay?
32:38No dropping.
32:40Suck a penis.
33:06Suck a penis, bitch, fuck you.
33:10I don't know.
33:13From the moment we met, my life forever changed.
33:18Two years ago, you found me broken and damaged.
33:26Since then, you've inspired and pushed me to be a better man every day.
33:31And now I wouldn't even...
33:33I wouldn't even recognize the person I was before I met you.
33:39Baelin, you saved me.
33:42You're more than my partner.
33:44You're my best friend.
33:46My rock.
33:48And the model for what love truly means.
33:51I want to spend every day of my life with you.
33:54Growing old together.
33:57Facing every challenge and celebrating every joy that life brings us.
34:02Including your Tourette's.
34:04Your Tourette's is a small part of your story.
34:08Fuck.
34:10But it will never define how I see you.
34:13Or the love that I have for you.
34:17To me, you are so much more than any condition.
34:21And nothing will ever change that.
34:25I knew early on that I wanted to marry you.
34:29And today brings me one step closer to making that dream come true.
34:39Baelin Alexandra Dupree.
34:41Will you marry me?
34:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
35:00Nah.
35:03Suck a beast, bitchfucka.
35:08Suck a beast, bitchfucka.
35:28This proposal was absolutely amazing today.
35:31It's absolutely amazing.
35:33Letting go of her and letting somebody else take over from here
35:39is just, it's a special kind of difficult.
35:42But I'm thankful that there's a good man willing to do it.
35:50It's a little emotional.
35:52He's not my little boy anymore.
35:54But I'm so proud of him.
35:56I think he's going to be a great husband.
36:00And eventually one day a great father.
36:03When did you ask my dad for your hair?
36:05I asked both of your parents.
36:08You guys all knew.
36:09So where's the family photos?
36:13Right here.
36:14Yeah, this is it.
36:16I love you.
36:18Oh my God.
36:19Oh my God.
36:27I don't really know how to put into words what I'm feeling.
36:30I mean, I can't even wrap my head around anything right now.
36:34I know that I've never been happier.
36:38So, yes, I kind of like you.
36:45Congratulations, Baylor.
36:49I love you.
36:52You did great.
36:53You did great.
36:54I told you words mattered, didn't I?
36:56Good job.
36:58I love you.
36:59Let me see it again.
37:01Good Lord, God help us.
37:03I think the ring is gorgeous.
37:05Thank God.
37:07Thank you for your help.
37:08It's so Baylon style.
37:09It's big, it's bawdy.
37:11It's got hidden shit all over it.
37:14Gems.
37:15It's so beautiful.
37:16It matches Bay to a T.
37:19When he took it out, did you see it blank?
37:22What do you think about your ring?
37:24It's beautiful.
37:25It's huge.
37:28I'm obsessed with this ring.
37:34We're getting married.
37:35Well, no.
37:36Well, yeah.
37:37What do you mean, no?
37:41Well, I mean, like, not right now.
37:43We just got engaged.
37:44Compress our ribs.
37:45That's perfect, beautiful.
37:46And smile like you mean it.
37:47Good.
37:48Stay right there.
37:50Sammy, slide that way the smallest bit,
37:52and then you're going to take that baby step with her.
37:54I am extremely, very excited to be at Colin and Bay's wedding,
37:58just because of the, you know, the food.
38:00I want the chocolate fountain thingy.
38:02Oh, that is fire.
38:03I am very happy for Baylon and Colin,
38:06because I've never been to an actual wedding.
38:08Like, I've seen on videos of, like, gender reveals and all that.
38:12That's for a baby.
38:13Yeah, I know, but, like, I'm thinking ahead of time.
38:17Wrong thing.
38:18Yay.
38:19Oh, this is beautiful.
38:22A little stormy, but nice.
38:24The rain held out,
38:25so I'm excited we can get some of our engagement photos on the beach.
38:29Take every little piece and part of me.
38:37I just need you closer, darling.
38:42In the end, very, very happy with how this turned out.
38:47It was a good day.
38:49Yeah, it was a good day.
38:51Seeing a smile on her face, and not watching her struggle.
38:56Little tics, but nothing crazy that ruined the moment for her.
39:00We're no longer in the driver's seat here.
39:02We're in the passenger seat,
39:03and pretty soon we're going to be in the back seat.
39:06But we're not going anywhere,
39:08because as her parents, it's our job to keep an eye out for her.
39:19Just being here and being with you
39:23were everything I've ever wanted,
39:25and being surrounded by family on a day that means everything to me,
39:30means families forever.
39:33Life is just perfect.
39:42We have news about Colin's relocation orders.
39:47We've discussed it, and...
39:50We don't want to do long descents.
39:52Holy Lord.
39:54These two just got engaged last night.
40:25Oh, that feels good.
40:27It's not really sunny out today. Today's a beach day.
40:30Yeah, it looks nice.
40:33It's a good little getaway.
40:36Yeah.
40:37It was fun.
40:38Oh, my gosh.
40:40What a vacation.
40:42Well, I mean, we knew it was in store,
40:44but still, just to have it transpire is like, oh, my gosh.
40:47It just feels good to just feel like I don't have to hold anything in,
40:50I don't have to hide anything, I don't have to just...
40:52It's like it's over and done with. Yay!
40:54Yeah.
40:55And you get them other ones.
40:56And you get past the secret.
40:58Oh.
40:59We're leaving vacation with a daughter that's engaged.
41:05Good Lord.
41:07Whoa.
41:08Jeez.
41:12Good morning.
41:13Good morning.
41:15How does it feel to be engaged?
41:18Perfect.
41:19Has it set in yet?
41:21Oh, my God.
41:23I am so tired.
41:25I just woke up.
41:26I literally just rolled over.
41:28Okay.
41:29Okay.
41:31The proposal yesterday was everything that I could have hoped for and more.
41:35I'm so happy.
41:37It feels real.
41:38Like, everything just feels so...
41:41Hmm.
41:44I'm excited we get to live together forever.
41:47Yeah.
41:48So, I know we haven't told your family about my work relocation.
41:53Mm-hmm.
41:54Do you think that we should tell them?
41:57Right now?
41:58Yeah, today.
42:00It'd probably be better to just say it here with everyone.
42:03So, I'm in the United States Air Force,
42:06and I've been waiting for over a year to get relocation orders
42:10that could send me anywhere in the country or even overseas.
42:15And I did find out some news about where I would be going,
42:20and we've just kind of been waiting for the right time to tell her family.
42:26I don't know how I'm going to feel about it.
42:30Ugh.
42:32Well, who's ever next?
42:35We've already got a trial run done.
42:37So, it's a huge relief that there's no more, like, tiptoeing around it
42:42and the rest.
42:45You guys look good.
42:46Are you all packed up and stuff, kind of?
42:48Yeah.
42:49Oh, yeah.
42:50Yeah.
42:51I'm excited to go back home, as much as I love you guys.
42:54I love you guys in increments, you know?
42:56Did you guys have fun?
42:58Was it good?
42:59Kind of.
43:00I mean, I didn't get a five-carat rock on my finger or anything,
43:03but I had fun.
43:05Someday, why don't we just hold off a little bit?
43:07Yeah.
43:08The newlyweds.
43:09The newlyweds.
43:11The what?
43:12No.
43:13How'd the ring do last night?
43:14Did it get stuck under, like, your pillowcase and stuff?
43:18Well, I didn't get to sleep with it.
43:20Collin was like, I think you should take it off before you go to bed.
43:23Okay?
43:24How's that thing on there?
43:25Collin, you're going to need a sign-in sheet.
43:28She has to sign it out at a certain time and then return it.
43:33Did you get the insurance on that thing, though?
43:35Yeah.
43:36Okay.
43:37Okay, good.
43:38And does it have to be sized?
43:39Yeah.
43:40It's got a warranty on it.
43:41Okay.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Your parents are heading out today, too?
43:44Yeah, they are.
43:46Boy, that was a fast and furious little jaunt for them.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Hopefully Chuck has better flying.
43:53I don't think he's going to do it just for the fun of it.
43:55It's got to be something, like, special to bring him out.
43:58For, like, the wedding in two and a half years.
44:01Yeah.
44:02In Puerto Rico or something.
44:04Maybe Bora Bora.
44:05Definitely.
44:06Speaking of leaving the country...
44:12...we have news about Collin's relocation orders.
44:20What?
44:21So, uh, I recently had gotten word on, like, where I'm going for my relocation.
44:27Vagina.
44:31We've discussed it, and...
44:35We don't want to do long descents.
44:37Um...
44:38Take a dick, bitch.
44:40Holy Lord.
44:42These two just got engaged last night.
44:45Sammy called it.
44:47She knew it.
44:48And now Collin is probably going to take off and drag Vaylin with him.
44:53You just signed a fucking lease.
44:56You have relocation orders.
44:59You have relocation news.
45:00Ding!
45:01I was right.
45:02Check that one off the list.
45:03I knew where this one was coming from.
45:05100%.
45:13Uh, we've been wanting to tell you guys...
45:17Um...
45:18I'm actually not going anywhere.
45:23I'm staying here and finishing out my contract in this location.
45:27For two years.
45:28You're just trying to make me sick to my stomach?
45:33Relief.
45:35For everybody involved.
45:37That's good.
45:39It's the best news other than the engagement.
45:42Yeah.
45:43For real.
45:45Thank God, praise the Lord.
45:46I have never been so glad to be wrong.
45:49Yes.
45:50Two good pieces of news.
45:51I'll take it.
45:53Vaylin and Collin staying put for the moment is really what's best for her and everybody
45:58and obviously for their relationship at this moment.
46:02And we have a wedding to start planning.
46:06So now that we know that I'm not going to go anywhere with my relocation,
46:10I don't think we really want to sit on this engagement too long.
46:16I know that the both of us are really eager to get married.
46:22I'm so excited to get married.
46:26I'm so excited.
46:27And I can't wait.
46:29The wedding bells are coming soon.
46:31And I'm going to get matching bridesmaid dresses for Fluffin too.
46:36I think that they should be on the back of a bike going down the aisle.
46:44Let's go pack up.
46:46What the dogs could be on the alpacas.
46:49Okay.
46:51All right.
46:52You start planning your wedding in two to six years.
46:54Yeah.
46:55Hi, Fluff.
46:56Come here, baby.
46:57Oh, my papa.
47:00Bitch.
47:01She was ready to go in the water.
47:03Isn't that a wrap?
47:05That's a wrap.
47:06That's a wrap.
47:07Go have fun.
47:09Come on.
47:10You know who wraps?
47:11Joe Biden.
47:13Joe Biden's buried in my backyard after starting cocaine off with a Zika during the Revolutionary War.
47:17We did it, Joe.
47:18That's a fucking wrap, bitch.
47:20That's a fucking wrap.