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00:00To be continued...
00:04Midori's Company's last Mizukakeron!
00:10I've been told this for a long time,
00:12but in Mizukakeron, there's a theme that doesn't have an answer.
00:15Well, it's about friendship between men and women,
00:17and whether or not they can get along,
00:19and whether or not time and money are important.
00:21There are a lot of topics.
00:23This time, we've established a new project,
00:25or rather, a new company,
00:27and invited some excellent employees.
00:33Today, we have a lot of different types of Shildan-Yu.
00:35Not Shildan-Yu!
00:36It's the past of Shildan-Yu.
00:38I've never seen such a flashy Shildan-Yu.
00:41A yellow Shildan-Yu.
00:43Only the face.
00:44Mr. Noda, you're not good at debating or thinking,
00:48but you're pretty good at it.
00:50That's why I won.
00:52I also do the Manzai論争.
00:54At that time, it was the same as the Manzai論争.
00:59And I...
01:00He said it was a skit.
01:02A skit?
01:04I ended it.
01:06I won the debate.
01:08And Evers, please.
01:10Thank you for your small voice.
01:13Was there a reaction?
01:14There was a lot.
01:15It was all over the net news.
01:17Even fans of Mr. Iguchi were attacked.
01:19We're both like that.
01:22Let's not start here.
01:25Can you say that in a small voice?
01:28A senior entertainer I've never met said,
01:33the young people of Yoshimoto now make a lot of money.
01:38They say that, right?
01:40Shut up!
01:42I hear that a lot, too.
01:45But I don't say that to Mr. Iguchi.
01:49But Mr. Iguchi is bad, too.
01:51He said that Evers is not here.
01:55But Evers has been patient.
01:57Mr. Iguchi is bad.
01:58When I had a talk live with Mr. Noda,
02:02we talked about Evers on M1.
02:04I said, he's popular now.
02:07When he came to my channel, he was very nervous.
02:12He's a very cute guy.
02:14He's a cute guy who makes his seniors nervous.
02:18He's a cute guy.
02:19I said, he's popular.
02:21I didn't mean to say that.
02:24You followed your heart.
02:25He's cute.
02:26He's not cute.
02:27He's cute.
02:28He doesn't want to say it, but he said it to liven up the show.
02:32He's cute.
02:33That's not true.
02:34Yoshimoto is a junior.
02:36He's cute.
02:37Yoshimoto is a junior.
02:38Let's be friends.
02:40Let's be friends.
02:41Let's do a high-five.
02:43No, no.
02:45It's low.
02:46It's strong.
02:47It's low.
02:48It's strong.
02:49It's strong.
02:50It's strong and low.
02:51It's strong.
02:52It's low.
03:04Mr. Moriyama, please.
03:05Okay.
03:06Here it is.
03:07Here it is.
03:09Young entertainer.
03:10If you join us now,
03:11you'll be in charge of Yoshimoto Industries.
03:14I see.
03:16It's a big deal.
03:17How about you, Naenano?
03:19Which one?
03:20The first one to come up to my mind is Yoshimoto.
03:24Yoshimoto Industries.
03:25Yoshimoto Industries.
03:26Yoshimoto Industries.
03:28What other entertainment agency comes to your mind?
03:33Watanabe.
03:34Watanabe.
03:35I see.
03:36Ota.
03:37Ota.
03:38Ota Pro.
03:39Westland.
03:42Platinum.
03:43Platinum.
03:44Platinum.
03:45Platinum.
03:46It suits you the best.
03:47No, no.
03:48It's the opposite.
03:49It suits you the best.
03:50It's the opposite.
03:51If it's Platinum,
03:52I won't say Yoshimoto Industries.
03:54If it's Platinum,
03:55I won't say Yoshimoto Industries.
03:56The results of the survey.
03:58Lily, Machida, Masaki, Takano are in the majority.
04:01Noda, Sasaki, and Titan's Iguchi chose Yoshimoto.
04:05Sasaki and Iguchi are the same age.
04:08The same age.
04:09The same age.
04:10The same age.
04:11We can win 100%.
04:13No, no, no.
04:14Machida and Takano are not good.
04:16No, no, no.
04:17I'm not scared.
04:18I'm confident in Machida.
04:20I'm confident.
04:21I'm confident.
04:22I'm confident.
04:23What's wrong with him?
04:24Don't push yourself.
04:25Everyone, it's not over yet.
04:27Stop it.
04:28Can you hear me?
04:29Yes.
04:30This time, we have prepared water for you.
04:36Even if the debate heated up,
04:39don't pour water on it.
04:43It's a costume.
04:44It's a costume.
04:45You can't drink it.
04:46It's a rival.
04:47You can't drink it.
04:48Drink it when you're thirsty.
04:51Yes, of course.
04:52If you enter now,
04:53Yoshimoto Industries will be disbanded.
04:57Debate start.
04:59I'll ask.
05:00Let's start with Takano.
05:03First, give us your opinion.
05:04Can I?
05:05Before Yoshimoto Industries,
05:08I feel like I'm not Yoshimoto.
05:11Why?
05:12Tell us.
05:13I've done all of Yoshimoto's comedy.
05:18And it's over.
05:20I've done all of his comedy.
05:22I've heard this story many times.
05:26It's enough.
05:27It's enough.
05:28There are stupid juniors.
05:30There are juniors who are not popular at all.
05:32I'm tired of it.
05:34I don't want to hear it at all.
05:35Can I say it simply?
05:37There are too many people.
05:39Yoshimoto Industries is the most difficult to get through.
05:42It's difficult to sell at Yoshimoto.
05:44All the stars in the world,
05:46Tunnels, Ucchan, Nanchan, Takeshi,
05:48They're all other agencies.
05:49Of course, there are Downtown and San Matsusho.
05:51Think about the ratio of the number.
05:53It's strange that there are so many other agencies.
05:55It's only Yoshimoto.
05:57So it's easy to get through.
06:00It's old.
06:02It's an old story.
06:03It's an old story.
06:04Yoshimoto Industries is the most difficult to get through.
06:08To be honest, it's really hard to speak properly.
06:12Other than that, it's the same as not being there.
06:15That's right.
06:16If Yoshimoto needs something,
06:18After this, it's Lumine.
06:20After this, it's Mugendai.
06:22It's like a common sense.
06:24No one can say,
06:25After this, it's Batios.
06:27No one can say that.
06:28After this, it's Batios?
06:29You can't say,
06:30After this, it's Batios.
06:31After this, it's Lumine.
06:32After this, it's Lumine.
06:33It's so easy to get through.
06:35Yoshimoto is the common sense of the world.
06:37But comedy is a reverse culture.
06:39Machida, you can't speak.
06:41It's a new way to reflect comedy.
06:44Machida, you can't say that.
06:46Machida, you can't say that.
06:48Right now, Yoshimoto is...
06:50Right now, Yoshimoto is...
06:52Why?
06:54Fight Sasaki.
06:55Fight Sasaki.
06:56We have to do a lot of new things with comedy.
06:59But right now, Yoshimoto is good.
07:01But when it comes in, it's boring.
07:03But Yoshimoto is good.
07:05You have to choose Yoshimoto.
07:07You have to choose Yoshimoto.
07:09You have to choose Yoshimoto.
07:11You have to choose Yoshimoto.
07:12You have to judge Naenano at the end.
07:14It's hard.
07:16Machida is only in Yoshimoto.
07:18He doesn't know anything else.
07:20There's no theater in other offices.
07:22You can't make money.
07:24You can't make money even if you go to a concert.
07:26Of course, if you go to a concert, it's 500 yen.
07:28But I got 500 yen for the first character.
07:30I got zero.
07:32So, Yoshimoto is...
07:34Yoshimoto is blessed.
07:36Also, when I go on the show,
07:39they speak of Barter.
07:40But, everyone is talking about Yoshimoto.
07:42Nobody noticed.
07:43Yoshimoto is the one who made all of the variety.
07:46He's a jerk.
07:48He's talking about Yoshimoto.
07:50You're talking about Yoshimoto.
07:52You're trying to be on Yoshimoto's side.
07:54You're talking bad about Yoshimoto.
07:56I think Iguchi is a comedian who is eating by criticizing Yoshimoto.
08:01I think it's a way to eat in other agencies, but I think it's pathetic.
08:06It's like saying bad things to each other.
08:08I don't think Iguchi is pathetic.
08:10Iguchi is like Yoshimoto, but he's like a parasite.
08:14Yoshimoto is Yoshimoto after all.
08:16But it's a different agency.
08:18It's a story between Yoshimoto and Iguchi, but Yoshimoto is too huge.
08:23Even if other people are bad, we can't say that Yoshimoto is bad.
08:29What do you think about that?
08:31There are a lot of things going on this time as well.
08:35It's exciting, isn't it?
08:37We're delivering it to other agencies.
08:41It's entertainment.
08:43It's entertainment.
08:45It's easy to say because it's Yoshimoto.
08:49We're doing this because it's Yoshimoto.
08:53If it's Maseki, he's already half dead.
08:57He's not dead.
08:59You're underestimating Maseki.
09:01You shouldn't say things like that.
09:03More than anything else, young people can make money now.
09:07That's proof.
09:09Do you have anything to say?
09:11I have something to say.
09:13You have money, so you can't do anything in the theater.
09:17That's why you're so popular.
09:19That's why you're doing weird things.
09:21That has nothing to do with it.
09:23That's not a good thing.
09:25That's not a good thing.
09:27You don't have any money right now.
09:29You don't have any money right now.
09:31But...
09:33He swallowed his spit.
09:35He swallowed his spit.
09:37He swallowed his spit.
09:39He's poor.
09:41He's poor.
09:43Even if he's on TV, he doesn't have any money.
09:45He doesn't have money.
09:47Is there a place where he has more money than Sasaki?
09:49Of course there is!
09:51Of course there is!
09:53Of course there is!
09:55There really is.
09:57Why do you say there is?
09:59If you look at Iguchi's cute face, there is.
10:01If you don't understand that there is,
10:03if you don't understand that there is,
10:05if you don't understand that there is,
10:07Then why don't you go and live at Yoshimoto's?
10:09So that's ok?
10:11But of course, we're the politicians.
10:13It'd be good if Yoshimoto was at Yoshimoto's.
10:15There's no need to know about that.
10:17There's no need to know about Yoshimoto.
10:19You don't think you'll make too much then right?
10:21I don't think you'll make too much then right?
10:23If you compare that, I think Takano gets a little too much from you.
10:25Then you should go to Yoshimoto.
10:27That's true.
10:29In the end, everyone does not know about Yoshimoto.
10:31In the end, everyone does not know about Yoshimoto.
10:33In the end, everyone does not know about Yoshimoto.
10:35It's not a comedy show.
10:37I think it's funny because there's a premise to it and the host tries his best.
10:41You can't do your best. You'll be crushed.
10:43If you were to join Yoshimoto now, you wouldn't be the kind of person who wants to be popular.
10:50You wouldn't be the kind of person who wants to do comedy.
10:52You wouldn't be the kind of person who says, which school was the most interesting.
10:54So, if you were to be asked, what do you think of Yoshimoto now?
10:57I'll join Yoshimoto.
10:58What?
10:59I'll join Yoshimoto.
11:00Let's have a debate.
11:01I'll join Yoshimoto.
11:02For real.
11:03I'll join Yoshimoto.
11:04Come on, Yoshimoto.
11:05Are you going to let me join?
11:08Are you serious?
11:10Are you going to let me join?
11:12I'm a little shaken up.
11:14People say Yoshimoto is cheap, but compared to other agencies, it's actually pretty good.
11:20Other agencies don't even say cheap.
11:24Really.
11:25I've said this on TV, but I've only said funny things.
11:30I've never said anything like this before.
11:34Don't lose.
11:36Even if it's so different from my job, I still get paid.
11:40I don't even know what you're talking about.
11:43But you're getting paid more than Takano-san.
11:47Don't say that!
11:49I see.
11:50No way.
11:51I'm sorry to say this in front of such a cute girl.
11:53I'm sorry I can't protect you.
11:54This is terrible.
11:55These guys.
11:58I didn't do anything.
12:00You didn't do anything, did you?
12:02You didn't even refer to yourself.
12:04This is Yoshimoto.
12:06There's no way it's going to sell.
12:09Yoshimoto is pretty boring.
12:14Who is it?
12:15Say it.
12:16Who is it?
12:17Say it.
12:18Who is it?
12:19There are a lot of people like that.
12:20Say it.
12:21Who is it?
12:22Say it.
12:23Yoshimoto.
12:25He's a champion.
12:26Be quiet.
12:31Yoshimoto is pretty boring.
12:34Who is it?
12:35Say it.
12:36Who is it?
12:37Say it.
12:38There are a lot of people like that.
12:40There are a lot of people like that.
12:43Who is it?
12:44There are a lot of people like that.
12:46Trendy Angel.
12:48He's a champion.
12:50Be quiet.
12:51I'm going to die.
12:52Be quiet.
12:54I'm going to die.
12:55He's funny.
12:56He's a comedy broadcaster.
12:57He's a comedian.
12:58Yoshimoto isn't the only one who's got that much work.
13:02Yes.
13:03Yoshimoto isn't the only one who's got that much work.
13:06You don't have to say it.
13:07I'm going to die.
13:08I'm going to die.
13:09Yoshimoto's a comedian.
13:10Yoshimoto's a comedian.
13:11Yoshimoto only.
13:12Yoshimoto only.
13:13Even if this guy got a lot of work, I still got a little bit of work.
13:17Just a little bit.
13:18I get a lot of work.
13:19I get a lot of work.
13:20But this one here is respected.
13:23If he was Yoshimoto I'd have more.
13:24If he was Yoshimoto, he wouldn't have shaved.
13:26No, I did shave.
13:26He shaved when he was working.
13:28I did shave.
13:29You told him.
13:30Yup, I did.
13:31I didn't shave him when Maseki shaved.
13:33So no, I shaved him only because my dad did.
13:36What I said, the fact that you shave,
13:37and the gym,
13:38is all because of Yoshimoto.
13:39It can't be Maseki if it's not Yoshimoto.
13:40If Maseki was working at those,
13:42then it would be all because of that.
13:43And the person working at the Crystal Gym,
13:47he can't eat anything good.
13:48That's true.
13:49He won't even look at things.
13:50When he was playing with the blue and white team he only looked at Rabbit.
13:52You can't eat it! You can't eat it!
13:54You can eat it! You can eat it!
13:56You can eat it!
13:57You can eat it!
13:58No, it's not like that.
13:59I missed it.
14:00There's an interesting reason.
14:02I missed it.
14:03There are comedians who only do that.
14:05There are comedians who don't do anything in Yoshimoto,
14:07but teach pilates at the Crystal Gym.
14:09The people who built the Crystal Gym are not funny.
14:12That's what's going to happen.
14:14The Crystal Gym is the head office.
14:16I didn't go in there.
14:17It's not funny!
14:19You've been a comedian in Yoshimoto all your life.
14:21There are people who become businessmen like this.
14:23I was bound from the inside.
14:25The Yoshimoto side is a little bit of a problem.
14:27There are people who become businessmen,
14:29and there are people who don't become businessmen.
14:31This person chose to become a businessman.
14:33But the people who want to join now are people who want to do their best in comedy.
14:35They're not the kind of people who want to become businessmen.
14:37But this person was different.
14:38At first, he was thin and tank top.
14:40He was really that kind of person.
14:42He woke up to becoming a businessman in the middle.
14:44Did you wake up?
14:46We're on the same team.
14:48You knew that, didn't you?
14:49We're on the same team.
14:51If you're on the same team, you're going to get in trouble.
14:53What's this guy?
14:55You'll get used to it.
14:57This is what Yoshimoto can do.
14:59That's right.
15:01That's a good thing.
15:03It's over.
15:05It's not a good thing.
15:07It's just a judge and a businessman.
15:09It's over.
15:11It's over.
15:13Everyone, it's over.
15:15Everyone, thank you for your debate.
15:17I told you, didn't I?
15:19Please don't pour water on me.
15:21But he's the only one who's wet.
15:23It's strange.
15:25He didn't do anything.
15:27He didn't speak at all.
15:29He said, what's wrong?
15:31He poured water on me to protect me.
15:33What did I do?
15:35Mr. Ibuchi said too much.
15:37I'm wet, too.
15:39It's not Yoshimoto.
15:41I'm going to be friends with One Piece.
15:43Get on the boat.
15:45Yoshimoto, come here.
15:47He's tired.
15:49Get on the boat.
15:51Are you okay?
15:53I'm not tired.
15:55The judge is Naenano.
15:57Naenano is not a real entertainer.
15:59Please look at the board.
16:01Please announce the judge.
16:03Please announce the judge.
16:07It's the office team.
16:09I know.
16:11It's the office team.
16:13I didn't know anything.
16:15Let's hear the reason.
16:17I felt that the office team was winning.
16:21Yes, I felt that.
16:23But if you really want to be an entertainer,
16:25I think it's better to be in the office.
16:27That's what I thought.
16:29There's no way.
16:31You're wearing Yoshimoto's leather.
16:33You're talking bad about Yoshimoto.
16:35That's the worst way to do it.
16:37We're friends, aren't we?
16:39If it wasn't for Yoshimoto,
16:41I wouldn't be able to do it.
16:47Next week.
16:49I think a normal person is cuter.
16:51That's not true.
16:53We can't decide yet.
16:55Leave it to us.
16:57I've done it before.
16:59I can't do it.