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00:26Need you right there was Yoshimoto go go
00:30We, Niketsu Dake, will give you the usual Nagi-Jyotai, but without the wind.
00:36No gambler?
00:37No gambler.
00:39No gambler, no woman.
00:43What's so funny?
00:46Don't drink, don't shoot, don't buy.
00:48We will give you the Nagi-Jyotai.
00:52I need to adjust my regionality and citizenship.
01:00You have it.
01:01I have it.
01:02I have a lot.
01:04I have a lot of islands.
01:06I have a lot of islands.
01:07When I arrive, I can understand the feeling of the island.
01:13I need to find my research ability.
01:16I need to find my research ability.
01:17I can't go up if I make a mistake.
01:20It depends on the regionality.
01:22In Sapporo, I had to spend 2 hours in the morning.
01:28I had a work stop in Sapporo.
01:31I was asked what I would do the next day.
01:32I was asked what I would do the next day.
01:34I wanted to eat lunch and go home.
01:37I took a plane like this.
01:39I checked out of the hotel early.
01:43I left around 10 o'clock.
01:45I had to spend 1 hour and a half.
01:49I had to spend 1 hour and a half.
01:50I had to spend 1 hour and a half.
01:52I wanted to go to a sauna or a hot spring.
01:56I wanted to go to a sauna or a hot spring.
01:58I searched for a cafe.
02:00I searched for a cafe.
02:01I smoke.
02:02I sell cigarettes.
02:03I went to a small cafe in my hometown.
02:06There was a 40-year-old man and his mother.
02:13There was an 80-year-old woman.
02:16There were three of us.
02:18Someone at the age of 40 said,
02:20Someone at the age of 40 said,
02:23My mother said,
02:24Stop it.
02:26I say,
02:27I say,
02:31Right?
02:34Right?
02:36I said,
02:37Like that.
02:39We had a coffee.
02:41The old woman didn't know me at all.
02:44We had a coffee.
02:45What? What?
02:47What?
02:48Are you a celebrity?
02:50I don't know because I don't watch TV.
02:52Are you a celebrity?
02:54What's your name?
02:56These two people,
02:57in order to make my mom and Joren angry,
03:01Yes, I know.
03:02I said,
03:03Nice to meet you, I'm Tabata Samansa from Yoshimoto Gougei.
03:07Then,
03:08these two people said,
03:10Why do you say that?
03:13No, wait a minute.
03:15I'm not used to this,
03:17but I don't know much about Tabata Samansa.
03:21Oh, I see.
03:22In order to make these two people angry,
03:25Yes.
03:26You should have done a little more.
03:28I did a little more.
03:29What?
03:30I should have done a little more.
03:32No, no.
03:33You don't have to show off.
03:35Oh, it's easy to understand.
03:37Yes.
03:38Yes.
03:39Yes.
03:40Yes.
03:41Then,
03:43you know
03:44those two people
03:46asked me,
03:47Why do you say that?
03:48I said,
03:49Oh, sorry.
03:50I said something weird.
03:51My name is Keito Kobayashi.
03:53We're in the same class.
03:54I'm so embarrassed.
03:56That's right.
03:57As a citizen,
03:58I don't let people betray me.
04:01So, my mom became in a bad mood.
04:03And she said,
04:04What's wrong with you?
04:05I said,
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:08Yes,
04:10I said, I won't see it ever again.
04:11He said, you never saw it before, right?
04:13You never told me you weren't going to watch it.
04:15I see.
04:16I wanted to know his real name.
04:21I wanted to know his real name.
04:22But at the end…
04:23I didn't know, so I didn't care if he made fun of me.
04:25I didn't know, so I didn't care if he made fun of me.
04:28No, no, no.
04:29But I thought he was having lunch at 11.30 or something.
04:34But I thought he was having lunch at 11.30 or something.
04:35I took a picture and he came out.
04:36I took a picture and he came out.
04:37I see.
04:38I took a picture with his grandma.
04:39I'm sure that's not the name that his grandma knows.
04:44How stupid are you?
04:45How stupid are you?
04:51Oh, it's Yukio Hashi.
04:52You can't be Yukio Hashi.
04:54You can't be Yukio Hashi.
04:56Or maybe it's Suzu Hirose.
04:57No, no, no.
04:58You can't have a girl with a beard like this.
05:01Which one is it?
05:03Maybe it's that one.
05:09Sadly, it has been confirmed...
05:11Sorry, I don't have anything to say back.
05:17Well, I went to Tanegashima Island recently.
05:21Well, I went to Tanegashima Island recently.
05:22I don't know how many days I went there but I swam 1,000 times!
05:25I don't know how many days I went there but I swam 1,000 times!
05:27I've only been to Tanegashima before.
05:30It's a totally peaceful island with a lot of nature and no security.
05:35There's no severe stuff about it.
05:37I was wondering if there was a bit of roughness because it was an island.
05:41I think so.
05:43Not at all.
05:44It was very poor.
05:46When I entered the open-air bath, there was a man who was in his 60s to 70s.
05:52I thought he was looking at me.
05:56When I went to various islands, I was asked,
05:58Hey, what are you doing?
06:00Especially when you go to the countryside.
06:01Hey, you're a junior, aren't you?
06:05It's been a long time.
06:08I'm sorry, but maybe.
06:11Oh, that's the kind of civility and transparency.
06:15After all, the rocket is accurate.
06:18It's beautiful.
06:22That's the kind of culture.
06:24That's why you built it?
06:27That's why I built it.
06:29That's why you built it?
06:30That's why I built it.
06:31It's been decades.
06:31The island I know is 5, 4, and 5.
06:36You can fly it at 1, 0.
06:38That's right.
06:39You can fly a rocket at 1, 0.
06:44There's an island you can't fly.
06:47It's dangerous.
06:48That's what I thought.
06:49I thought it was Osaka.
06:51Osaka is a new place.
06:55It's a fancy place.
06:57It's a high age group.
06:58It's not like Osaka.
07:01It's a bar.
07:02It's a beautiful counter of Hinokita.
07:06I put it in before I built it.
07:09I made a hole.
07:11It's a one-piece counter.
07:14About eight people.
07:16I was at the end.
07:17I was drinking with Tsure.
07:19There's a couple over there.
07:21There's a man in the back.
07:23I'm talking and drinking.
07:26The man on the other side of the bridge looked at me.
07:31I was surprised.
07:34I brought a couple of women.
07:36I raised the volume at once.
07:40I was drinking normally until now.
07:42I went to the clinic the other day.
07:45I was looking at the magazine.
07:47Watabe of ANJASHI wrote in the magazine that this place was recommended in Tokyo.
07:55I thought it would be delicious if Watabe said so.
07:58I made a reservation.
08:00I went to Tokyo because I had to go to Tokyo for work.
08:03I went to the clinic.
08:06It's not a big place.
08:08It's a normal place in Osaka.
08:09I wondered why Watabe recommended this place.
08:14I went to the toilet.
08:15The toilet was very wide.
08:19Watabe's head was cut off.
08:23Watabe is being bullied so much.
08:26He is bullying others.
08:34The truth is that there is such a baby.
08:36I was assured.
08:39Osaka is good.
08:43And his girlfriend looked at me.
08:47like, how dare you, you egg head!
08:51I think there are some people who want to see me appeal.
08:56But it's probably even better now,
08:59as we're all settling down, you see.
09:01Oh, I see.
09:03There are others who sort of
09:06ask to hear some of their co-workers' bad words.
09:08Oh, there are.
09:09Yes.
09:10Like, they're like, I hate you.
09:11Simply, and they're like, he's obviously not funny.
09:14Ah, that kind of thing.
09:15You have to be aware of it.
09:17I see.
09:18What kind of appeal is that?
09:20You're telling me to say it, right?
09:22I don't think so.
09:23I don't have anything to do with this, but if you're a person with a relationship, it's not a pleasant story.
09:29That's right.
09:31Actually, it's not a pleasant story.
09:34Well, yeah.
09:35Well, the toilet is a big place.
09:39I'll wait for you.
09:43Who are you fighting with?
09:45It's a street.
09:47Comedy is a street.
09:52As a general person, I think that's a better way to put it.
10:00I was going to say that, but it's been about two months since you've been hit by Chihara Jr.
10:09Of course it is.
10:11That's what it is.
10:13You come here once every two months, right?
10:17Yes, yes, yes.
10:19You're drinking next to Shinji, right?
10:21Yes.
10:22Maybe next year.
10:23It's been two years.
10:25He's over there.
10:29I'm in between her and her.
10:32Oh, I see.
10:34Well, the other day, Yamana and Akina were drinking at a counter in Osaka.
10:45I can't help it, but I think there's something like this.
10:53A cockroach walked over the counter.
10:58There is.
10:59I can't help it.
11:01I don't feel good about it.
11:04I can't help it.
11:06It's an izakaya.
11:07It's an izakaya.
11:08It's an izakaya that's been around since the beginning of the Showa era.
11:12I thought,
11:14Chabane?
11:16It's Chabane.
11:18It's Chabane.
11:23Yamana said,
11:24Ah!
11:25Yamana's voice came out.
11:26Ah!
11:27But if the two of them say, Wow!
11:29Other customers will know.
11:31Yamana was staring at Taisho.
11:35It's a bit of a push and pull.
11:37It's a bit of a push and pull.
11:41That's usually the theory.
11:43It's the second generation.
11:45It's the second generation.
11:47It's been decades.
11:49It's been decades.
11:51Yamana was staring at him.
11:53Yamana was staring at him.
11:55He looked at the cockroach and said,
11:57He looked at the cockroach and said,
12:00Oh!
12:02Oh!
12:04There was a contamination here.
12:06There was a contamination here.
12:08It continued through a water pipe.
12:10It continued through a water pipe.
12:12We were in a panic.
12:14We were in a panic.
12:16As expected.
12:18As expected,
12:20I don't think this is a big deal.
12:22I don't think this is a big deal.
12:24After that,
12:26After that,
12:28There was one, and he was looking for his parents all the time.
12:37He was like, mom, I'm going to go ahead.
12:40He was like, mom, I'm going to go ahead.
12:43He was like, mom, where are you?
12:45He was like, mom, I'm going to go ahead.
12:47He was like a little cockroach.
12:50At that moment, Yamada was drinking.
12:55He looked at the cockroach and started talking about how hard it is to raise a child.
13:03Why are you being pulled by this guy?
13:08How do people get inspired?
13:12Yamada's story
13:15The other day, it's been a long time since I've been to Osaka.
13:19I was drinking alone in Takoshige.
13:22I was drinking alone in Takoshige.
13:26I was drinking alone in Takoshige.
13:31I was drinking alone in Takoshige.
13:33You're a pretty big guy, aren't you?
13:35I have a lot of experience.
13:41I have a lot of experience.
13:44I have a lot of experience.
13:46I've been drinking with Reiji for 30 years.
13:51I've been drinking with Reiji for 30 years.
13:59I've had a lot of fun.
14:03If that's the case, I'm going to drink.
14:06I'm going to drink, Reiji.
14:08I'm going to get back on my feet.
14:10Yes.
14:11I'm going to drink, too.
14:12I'm going to drink.
14:13Don't drink!
14:15Kosugi is a veteran.
14:18He's the youngest.
14:20Kosugi, highball!
14:21Kosugi has been doing this for 30 years.
14:23He's a youngster.
14:24He says, highball!
14:25He says, highball!
14:26But Kosugi doesn't move at all.
14:29Reiji says, highball!
14:32Reiji is a mess.
14:34All the young comedians are doing their best.
14:38Compared to that, the young Rakugo is nothing.
14:42Rakugo is nothing.
14:44Junya, you have to do more Rakugo.
14:46Highball!
14:47Highball!
14:49But the young Rakugo is nothing.
14:53Junya, you have to do more Rakugo.
14:55Hamamoto says,
14:57Emoiwa.
15:00He says, I did this much.
15:04Yes, Reiji is like that now.
15:06I'm going to get back on my feet, too.
15:09But when he's with us,
15:14in Osaka,
15:15and when he's with Junya,
15:16I don't think he does that,
15:18but he calls his wife.
15:21What do you call it?
15:23A break?
15:24A break.
15:25It's love.
15:27Reiji, after he got married and had kids,
15:30he really changed from being 180 to a human being.
15:33He says, can I call my wife?
15:36I said, why?
15:39He said, I want to see her.
15:40Is she in Osaka?
15:41No, she's in Tokyo.
15:42I think she's in Tokyo.
15:43Oh, she's in Tokyo.
15:46I call her,
15:47and we drink together.
15:49Once,
15:52I went to a location with Nakagawa in Singapore.
15:56I went back to Singapore.
16:00It was the morning of the next day,
16:01and I couldn't get a hold of her.
16:04I said, why?
16:05She said, I want to see my daughter.
16:08Isn't that strange?
16:11Reiji Hara is like that, too.
16:13Yes, he is.
16:15Do you go back to Singapore?
16:17I don't think so.
16:20Junya is there, too.
16:22Of course, he loves her.
16:24But,
16:26in the past,
16:28for example,
16:29if I was free for an hour,
16:30I would go home and have a cup of tea.
16:32I thought I'd go home if I was free for an hour.
16:34Oh, I see.
16:36I thought, there are kids at this time.
16:38That's how it is.
16:40Today, I was free for an hour and a half.
16:42It's 2 p.m. now.
16:44I was free for an hour and a half,
16:46and I went home after 30 minutes.
16:49That's amazing.
16:51I was like, oh, I see.
16:55Then I remembered.
16:56It's a completely different story.
17:00I was staying in Osaka yesterday.
17:04I got on the plane and came back.
17:07I was going to come here
17:10with my luggage.
17:12I was going to come here
17:15with my luggage.
17:17I had a lot of time.
17:20But on the plane,
17:24there was a person who was so stingy.
17:28He said, why is there no one next to me?
17:32That's how it is.
17:34It's the way of life.
17:36I should have told him.
17:38I should have told him to sit next to me.
17:40I see.
17:41He said, don't say such a thing.
17:44I was sitting in the front seat.
17:47There was a wall.
17:49We were arguing at the entrance.
17:51I was so angry.
17:53Should I have told him?
17:55He was 15 minutes late for departure.
18:00In order not to let the announcers know,
18:04I was confused about getting ready to leave.
18:06I didn't blame him.
18:08It's not a lie, is it?
18:09It's not a lie.
18:10Because you were confused.
18:11Yes.
18:13He kept talking to me.
18:15He said, don't look down on me.
18:17I was so angry.
18:19He was 15 minutes late.
18:21I had to go home with my luggage.
18:25During this time,
18:27we were talking about going to the bathroom.
18:30I took a step forward.
18:32I turned to the bathroom.
18:34It was Yutaro.
18:36I went to the bathroom.
18:38I took it off.
18:40I went in.
18:42He was a big guy.
18:47I asked him if I could use the bathroom.
18:50He was a big guy.
18:52He shouldn't have complained to the announcers.
18:55I'm Tamasa Samantha.
19:00I'm going to quit my job here.
19:04Is it possible to have a plane next to me?
19:08There are many people like that.
19:11It's crazy.
19:17If I had a kid, I would be like that.
19:20I would be even more angry.
19:22If I had a kid, I would be like that.
19:24If I had a kid, I would be like that.
19:28I would put my luggage down.
19:30I would put up with it.
19:32I couldn't see him for a day.
19:35I could see him.
19:37It's because of you.
19:39He is tall.
19:41He is wearing long sleeves.
19:44He is wearing sunglasses.
19:50I was surprised.
19:53I was going to have a kid 30 minutes before the show.
19:55I was going to have a kid 30 minutes before the show.
19:57I had a rehab.
19:59I was surprised to have a kid.
20:05There are many people who play with kids.
20:07It's cold.
20:12I can't forget it.
20:14I was surprised to have a kid.
20:16I was surprised to have a kid.
20:18You have a weak lower body.
20:22You have to do something.
20:24I put a zip on my back.
20:26I put a zip on my back.
20:28I put a zip on my back.
20:30It's cold.
20:32I have to move.
20:34I have to move.
20:37I put a seat heater on my back.
20:41It's hard to put on.
20:43People would say,
20:45It's cold.
20:47What do you want to do?
20:49It's like ice cream tempura.
20:51It's like ice cream tempura.
20:53It's the best.
20:55It's the best.
20:57I was surprised.
20:59I was surprised.
21:01I was surprised.
21:03You must be tired.
21:05You must be tired.
21:09I am getting very weak legs.
21:14He wants to age fast.
21:16I want to give up.
21:20I want to give up too.
21:22I want to give up too.
21:33♪ Starting over, going back ♪
21:38I wanted to know your real name,
21:42if I were you.
21:44I'm sorry to hear that.
21:46I'm Ukiyo Hashi.
21:48You can't be that.
21:50You can't be Ukiyo Hashi.
21:52I'm Suzu Hirose.
21:54You can't have a beard like that.
21:56You can't have a name like that.
21:58Which is it?
21:59Is it that?
22:03You can't have a beard like that.