we BALLLLLL trueueueuue BOYS I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING TRUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEU
wow, you stud - thanks for clicking this video. quite simply, i cant help but notice how handsome you look right now - great job sport. keep up the nice work!
#mmg
wow, you stud - thanks for clicking this video. quite simply, i cant help but notice how handsome you look right now - great job sport. keep up the nice work!
#mmg
Category
🎮️
GamingTranscript
00:00For the first time in the wheel of college history, I don't want to play.
00:05College football blows Madden out of the water.
00:08There's no debate about that.
00:09But to spell college football, you still need an E and an A.
00:13Last episode was one of the most deflating games I think I've ever played.
00:18From the very first snap, I knew it was probably doomed, but I stuck with it.
00:22And I fought, and I fought, and I fought, and I fought all the way to the final play of the game.
00:27Where I learned the hard way that my fate was already written.
00:30And ironically, you can't spell fate without E and A.
00:34But today is a new day.
00:35And as much as my gigantic ego hates to lose to a far inferior player, there is hope.
00:40When I got bent over last time, it was in the playoffs.
00:43And the playoffs is win or go home.
00:45This one was week two of the regular season.
00:48Four more wins, I go to the playoffs, two more losses, and I'm booted.
00:52And I gotta say, that anger is incredible fuel to the fire.
00:57Positivity this, positivity that.
00:59I want to win a national championship so bad just to erase the sourest taste in my mouth right now.
01:08Gentlemen, this is Florida Gators season.
01:10We're in 85 overall.
01:11We completed our challenge we did last week, so I was able to salvage one player.
01:15That player was Jalen Slappy, god tier name.
01:18An absolute unit guard.
01:20Additionally, last episode, Tetero of McMillan became an amazing prestige player after he got a 98 overall limited.
01:27And defensively, we played a really, really solid game too.
01:30I've never wanted a national championship so badly.
01:33I said before, I'm saying it again, we've got three wheel spins.
01:35Let's lock the fuck in.
01:36We need nothing but heat.
01:38Actually, I take it back, I don't care what wheel spins I get.
01:40I'm winning this game.
01:42I don't give a shit if you give me three silvers, it's not impossible.
01:44100k to spend on one single player.
01:47Okay, we need a corner three.
01:48We need a running back.
01:50And I think I want a right tackle.
01:51Although we played all right without one last week.
01:53I think I can get a 96 overall halfback for 100k.
01:56Getting a budget to spend on a single player is so good right now.
01:59You can get $2.97.
02:00There's Jaden Nixon, Western Michigan.
02:02And there's Wayshawn Parker.
02:04All right, do we go Wayshawn Parker or Jaden Nixon?
02:06Wayshawn Parker.
02:0795 speed, 96 XL, great truck and brake tackle.
02:11Six foot, 199.
02:12Jaden Nixon, 96, 96.
02:14I like the durability of powerbacks better.
02:16For 90,000 coins, we're getting a cougar.
02:18Wayshawn Parker.
02:20Fun fact, the Washington State Cougars were my first ever bandwagon team.
02:24When I was like 12, I got a hoodie, a Cougar City.
02:26I thought it was so sick.
02:27Just a little lower drop for the boys.
02:29Not much of a receiving back at all.
02:31But frankly, I don't think it really matters.
02:33If he can catch a check down now and then, get the job done.
02:35I don't need him to moss anybody.
02:36And a workhorse.
02:38Once again, I'm just going platinum recoup and silver tier workhorse.
02:41Same abilities we put on Quin Sean Judkins last episode.
02:44All right, gentlemen, a 97 overall running back.
02:46That is an excellent way to start a video.
02:49Let's see what our second wheels can be.
02:52Any store back with cash.
02:54So we only get one pack, but it could be a Legend Superior Fantasy Pack.
02:58Two of 391 plus, one of 285 plus.
03:01All right, Legend Superior Fantasy Pack.
03:03This had to be the one.
03:05And that is a fake purple animation because that's a dog shit player.
03:07They get you like that.
03:08I only get one pick here anyway.
03:10So that's actually amazing.
03:11Hayden Davis, Ole Miss.
03:13That's so good.
03:14I need a kicker so bad.
03:15All right, here's our top three.
03:16This is where we get a big boy.
03:17If we're going to get one, you are not a big boy.
03:19You're ass, actually.
03:20I lost Rod Woodson last episode.
03:22I do need Justin Simmons.
03:24And that's a big one.
03:24Oh, that's a big one.
03:28These are both excellent options.
03:30We go Justin Simmons, Tyree Wilson.
03:32This is our, these are some really good additions right here.
03:35So Kayden Davis, new kicker.
03:36So desperately needed a kicker.
03:38Even if it's not a great kicker yet.
03:39Take an 86 over my silver.
03:41Justin Simmons.
03:42Some solid stats.
03:43And then Tyree Wilson is probably really fast.
03:45All right, so Tyree Wilson at outside linebacker.
03:48Tyree Wilson boosted to a 97.
03:50Also needs to be my sub linebacker too.
03:52So now rather than Manti Teo, Tyler Martinez,
03:55it'll be Manti Teo, Tyree Wilson.
03:57Tyree Wilson's not exactly a coverage linebacker,
03:59but it doesn't matter.
04:00Tyler Martinez is also a power rusher
04:02and Tyree Wilson's better at everything.
04:04Justin Simmons is about to become corner three,
04:07which is awkward,
04:08but a hell of a lot better than what I got in there.
04:10So Justin Simmons is a 90 overall at corner,
04:12but he's got, he's 6'2 with 94 speed.
04:14He's going to be great.
04:15So there's a ton that we could shore up on offense here.
04:18I would really like offensive line.
04:20I'd also take a wide receiver at this point.
04:22Really, I just got to see.
04:23I wonder if the SEC will have something.
04:25Oh, Will Campbell?
04:26Will Campbell's like the iconic tackle.
04:28We've got Armand Mbembu, Mizzou.
04:30We've got Will Campbell, LSU.
04:32And that's it actually.
04:33So it's one of these two guys.
04:34We just added Wayshawn Parker.
04:36We added T-Mac.
04:37Let's go for Will Campbell now.
04:38Obviously he's got amazing stats.
04:396'6, 323.
04:41He's also fast as shit.
04:4281 speed, excel, and agility.
04:44Stop commenting, telling me that offensive linemen speed doesn't matter.
04:48Are you shitting me?
04:48You ever heard of a second level block?
04:50You ever heard of getting down to the linebackers, to the safeties?
04:53It matters.
04:54Fueled by nothing.
04:55Outright fucking rage.
04:57Literally.
04:57I'm going to go win this game.
04:58Here's our offensive abilities.
05:00Brock Bowers, head first, workhorse, jackpot.
05:02DJ Lagway, workhorse, mobile resistance extender.
05:05Wayshawn Parker, workhorse, recoup.
05:07Travis Hunter, press pro.
05:08Defensively, get ready for me to say ball hawk a lot.
05:11Caleb Downs, Will Johnson, Travis Hunter, Preston Zachman.
05:14Ball hawk.
05:15Silver on all of them.
05:16And then robber bronze tier on Manti Teo.
05:19And of course, the challenge wheel.
05:21Don't ever sleep on the challenge wheel.
05:23The challenge wheel is the only reason we still have Jalen Slappy.
05:26We were able to salvage one player.
05:27I'm going to get my favorite one of all time.
05:29The octopus is scoring eight points with one player.
05:32That means the same player who scores a touchdown needs to score the two point conversion.
05:36They say you can measure the quality of a man not by how he responds to success,
05:42but by how he responds to adversity.
05:45Evian Clowney, Evan Engram, Brock Bowers, Caleb Downs, Lagway.
05:50Arkansas at the swamp.
05:51You can run RPO peak zone bubble against me.
05:53Are you out of your fucking mind?
05:55Oh, hello?
05:56Hello?
05:56Did somebody find my rocker?
05:58Because I need to get in that thing.
05:59Nobody runs RPO peak zone bubble like that just for fun.
06:02Nobody does.
06:03Just kidding, it's very nice.
06:04Let's get it.
06:04Oh, whip route?
06:05Don't dare.
06:06Don't you dare!
06:07Come on, Arkansas!
06:09You're going to have to play a little better than that.
06:11All right, we're back to this.
06:12I'm just going to drop some coverage, guys, here.
06:14Keep the cover four up high.
06:17I've got this.
06:18I've got this.
06:19I dare you!
06:20I'm not even going to say it.
06:21I don't even care anymore.
06:22I just need to go into every game assuming that there's going to be some shenanigans.
06:26I'm going to win anyway!
06:29Damn.
06:30All right, that's not shenanigans.
06:32That's a dot.
06:33Golly!
06:34Oh, that's Javon Harlan.
06:35Yeah, my Javon Harlan's like an 89 overall or something.
06:38It's not bad.
06:38Oh!
06:43There's straight up nothing open.
06:48What?
06:48Somebody catch the ball!
06:50Holy shit!
06:52Oh my god, I'd make a Stevie Wonder joke, but every single one of you are Stevie Wonder.
06:56You fucking compare notes on the short bus with somebody!
06:59Catch the ball!
07:00It's fine.
07:00It's fine.
07:01It's fine.
07:01It's fine.
07:02It's fine.
07:03Yes!
07:03Preston Zachman, my lord and savior!
07:06He plays the game the right way!
07:08He's a lunch pail guy!
07:09He's got grit!
07:10And ever since Cooper Dejean, my Jackie Robinson paved the way for guys like Preston Zachman,
07:15they could catch a ball in a big fucking game!
07:17Oh my god, I'm going to dot you the fuck up!
07:19Holy shit!
07:21Oh, this is going to be a game.
07:22This is going to be a game, Brock Bowers.
07:25Brock Bowers, start me out.
07:28That's why we run jackpot for the record.
07:30That's why we run jackpot for the record.
07:33They think that they can shade outside and stop Brock Bowers.
07:36It doesn't work that way.
07:37It doesn't matter what you shade.
07:40You're going to get lasered.
07:41All right, so he's going to run.
07:43He's going to run this blitz the entire game.
07:44Let's get in a set that can dominate.
07:46The unfortunate part about this, kind of got to block Brock Bowers.
07:49But I can put Parker on a route.
07:51I can put T-Mac to the end zone.
07:53Just got to get Zimmerman kind of out of the way.
07:56Okay, beautiful.
07:58Wayshawn Parker, he goes low.
08:00He's a smart man.
08:00I'm going to go inside zone here.
08:02Oh no, that goes to the left side.
08:03I can't do that.
08:04Okay, I like this.
08:04I like this inside zone.
08:05I think we got numbers for this.
08:07Yes, sir.
08:08Super awkward tackle animation.
08:13Wide open is a stretch.
08:16I did all that fancy footwork for him not to switch on.
08:19Dammit, I should have just ran through him.
08:21That is the beauty of T-Mac.
08:22He's so big, you can kind of run through people.
08:24I'm going to go play action.
08:25I'm looking for Brock Bowers low here.
08:27It's not there.
08:28And that was a guess pass.
08:30That was a guess pass.
08:31He doesn't bite on the play action at all.
08:32That's good to know.
08:33He will absolutely be guessing pass.
08:35We'll be able to get some big run plays if we can predict that correctly.
08:38But right now, I'm too scared to run it.
08:43He sees it.
08:45He doesn't see it in time.
08:46That was a big user test right there because I saw his user coming down on it,
08:50but I just still wanted to throw it.
08:52Okay, it's a deep zone.
08:55Yep.
08:56Oh, can we make a move?
08:57Yes!
08:58Trav!
08:59Oh my god, what a move!
09:01That's fourth down.
09:02Trav doesn't do that.
09:03100%.
09:04All right, we got McMillan coming underneath.
09:06We got red zone scissors out of the boy.
09:10Screamer, screamer, blitz every single play.
09:12The annoying thing about these blitzes is they're like,
09:15they're just coding errors.
09:16They're not even good football blitzes, you know?
09:18Three-man rush.
09:19Legitimate three-man rush.
09:20Legitimate three-man rush.
09:24Only DJ Lag.
09:25That-
09:25DJ Lagway is the only quarterback in this game I would trust to throw.
09:28I've seen Lamar orange that throw.
09:30I've seen Danny Dimes orange that throw.
09:32You are not.
09:33You are not.
09:34Bro, come on.
09:34I mean, I need to earn it.
09:35This isn't gonna feel right, bro.
09:37This is like paying for sex.
09:38Okay, I'm not going to Amsterdam.
09:40I want to earn it!
09:44He has his defense set to sit on that.
09:46Nice.
09:47Nice play.
09:49Well, he did.
09:50Just a little late.
09:52Big cock powers.
09:53Oh, octopus!
09:54We need the octopus!
09:55We need the octopus!
09:56We need the octopus!
09:56Brock Bowers in the end zone.
09:58Easy.
09:58He's got to do it again.
10:00He's shaded.
10:00He's 100% shaded.
10:02We need a decoy.
10:02Let's bring Parker out to the left.
10:04Hopefully that scares his user a little bit.
10:06And now Brock Bowers gets the slam.
10:07That's how we do this.
10:08Two-point conversion.
10:09Fuck.
10:14Get the fuck off of DJ Lagway!
10:16It's not an octopus, but I figured the win is more important.
10:19So rather than force that to Brock Bowers where he's bagged, I take the two points.
10:23Also, you can get an octopus at any time.
10:25I just need to get two points at the same person who scores.
10:28So we have more opportunities in this game to do.
10:32Stop breaking things.
10:33All right.
10:33First in 10, Tyree!
10:38What?
10:39What?
10:40He just challenged his own play.
10:43What would you even gain out of this?
10:45Even if the challenge worked in your favor, what would you have gained?
10:48It was a stoppage.
10:49That made no sense.
10:50I have legitimately no idea what happened.
10:51I think he dropped the jet touch pass, which I didn't think was possible.
10:54But if you drop the jet touch pass, it's an incompletion, I guess.
10:59Since it is a forward pass.
11:01Dude, I'm as shocked as anyone is.
11:03And Justin's pitching.
11:05No!
11:06No!
11:07No!
11:08Yes!
11:09Can you do that?
11:10Can you pitch the ball to yourself?
11:11That's a travel.
11:12I think Justin Simmons just traveled.
11:14All right, let's switch this up.
11:15If he stays in man coverage, T-Mac's gonna fucking annihilate this guy.
11:19Um, he's not in man coverage.
11:20But we need to be patient and clean in this pocket so that we can do this.
11:27Layshawn Parker has some of the worst catching stats I've ever seen.
11:29And look at that.
11:30He can still do that.
11:31He can aggro the ball to himself.
11:32Like, it doesn't matter.
11:33Layshawn Parker has like 60 catching.
11:34Okay, so he's still in this zone.
11:36And once again, I've got to go octopus.
11:39So how do we want to do this?
11:42I imagine let's go Lagway.
11:44Come on!
11:45Somebody meet Lagway!
11:47It's a Florida quarterback.
11:48Are you getting Tim Tebow vibe?
11:50DJ Lagway is the white Tim Tebow.
11:53And I'm not even making a joke this time.
11:54You're telling me Tim Tebow's not black in your eyes.
11:57You're telling me you wouldn't let Tim Tebow say it.
11:59You're out of your fucking mind.
12:00All right, we need a DJ Lagway.
12:04Fuck, he's gonna spy on me.
12:09How do we...
12:10We can't.
12:11Shit!
12:11Oh, I'm kind of getting bagged on my octopus.
12:14He had a QB spy on me.
12:15The only way you can get that with the QB spy is you gotta step up directly.
12:19If you step through the middle, you can take a good angle.
12:20But once I got out of the pocket, I was screwed there.
12:22I was... that was my fault.
12:23That or I could have ran like a QB blast or a speed option and kept the football.
12:28I am not scheming my octopus well.
12:29But oh no, Zimmerman's a silver.
12:31Shit, there's a lot of silvers out here.
12:34T-Mac!
12:36T-Mac looking like DK Metcalf.
12:38T-Mac saved us.
12:40Yeah, um, a lot of silvers on the return team.
12:42I'm gonna go impressing Zachman for the user.
12:44This guy likes five wide.
12:46Throw it.
12:47Throw the whip round.
12:48Throw across your body.
12:50I don't think he's gonna do...
12:52Fuck.
12:53That's exactly what I thought he wasn't gonna do.
12:55I was gonna say, I don't think he's gonna do a single run play and he runs it.
12:58That's my bad.
12:59Does he use the clock efficiently here?
13:01Does he have a game plan?
13:02I don't think so.
13:04He likes jet touch pass again.
13:05Oh, Teo's out!
13:07What are you doing?
13:08That man-tied Teo dive really threw him off his game right there.
13:12All right, QB spy, he wants to get out of the pocket.
13:14I'm gonna go on Will Johnson and guard the deep routes.
13:19Yes!
13:20Did he just switch on?
13:22What is he doing?
13:28You're live.
13:28Oh my god, you're fast.
13:30I don't know what my opponent's-
13:30I don't know if he's griefing because he's tilted or what's going on here.
13:34First intent.
13:34Definitely a safety possibility here, but also a touchdown because he's-
13:37Oh no, okay.
13:39Oh wow, he almost had that.
13:43Jesus.
13:43Travis Hunter looking like Mary-Anne out there.
13:46I'm sorry, I don't even know what happened in that situation, so I shouldn't be happy.
13:50All right, 33 seconds.
13:52Get her out of this end.
13:53Does he leave the same thing?
13:54Oh no.
13:56Kaiju left.
13:57Oh, Brock Bowers!
13:58Get out of bounds.
13:59Get out of bounds, Trav!
14:00Oh my god, he got out of bounds.
14:02That's crazy.
14:03All right, first intent.
14:04I would love to get a touchdown here.
14:05Just go for an octopus chance.
14:06Also, technically, go for a 41.
14:13200 yards.
14:14Two touchdowns.
14:15Lagway's having a game.
14:16Travis Hunter streak.
14:22Oh, I don't have-
14:23Oh, I don't have a timeout!
14:24Can we get a snap off?
14:24Is it possible?
14:25Four, three, two, one.
14:29One.
14:29Snaps off.
14:33I'm throwing it!
14:34Trav!
14:35Oh my god!
14:36Octopus!
14:37We got a shot.
14:38We got to go Travis Hunter again.
14:39I think I run this exact same thing.
14:40Exact same thing.
14:41Trav gets open again.
14:42Blood levels.
14:43And that was Travis on just like-
14:44Kind of like a cross.
14:45Gotta get out on the right side and give it a go.
14:48He's there!
14:50Ah!
14:51He got flattened!
14:53Oh, he got flattened!
14:54Damn!
14:55Hey, 20 to 0.
14:56How you gonna complain about that?
14:57Dude, I can-
14:58I swear I could do everything right now,
15:00other than the octopus.
15:02I am useless on the octopus.
15:03I think we gotta try Wayshawn Parker again.
15:05I gotta get Wayshawn Parker in the end zone
15:07so that I can run speed option.
15:08I do think that's the move.
15:12It's really interesting the defense that he continues to run.
15:17Oh my god.
15:18Look at the throw power on Wagway.
15:24Dammit!
15:24All right, all of a sudden I'm kind of getting back in.
15:26I want the flirty bob here.
15:38Caleb.
15:40Caleb!
15:43Oh.
15:44All righty.
15:46All right, first and ten.
15:46If I'm being totally honest,
15:47the only reason that last try didn't work
15:49is because I wanted to throw deep every single time.
15:53Because I'm being stupid.
15:54His zone drops are crazy.
15:56They're so deep.
15:57So all I gotta do is throw underneath second and ten.
16:01I would love to know how I blocked five
16:03and you had an untouched blitzer.
16:05Luckily, TJ Lagway doesn't ask those questions.
16:08TJ Lagway just shakes your poverty blitzer
16:11and then you turn your Xbox off.
16:13That's what it looks like.
16:14That's why you use gold tier extender, gentlemen.
16:16Shit is busted.
16:17That was a bummer for multiple reasons.
16:19He robbed my 40 bomb, which was possible.
16:22And he robbed my challenge wheel, which was possible.
16:24All right, one thing was clear to me.
16:25We were gonna win that game.
16:26We kind of had to.
16:27It was such a pitiful, pitiful game last week.
16:30I had to come back with a win and we got it.
16:32So that's huge.
16:32We're sitting at a 90 overall.
16:34I'm gonna take a pack for my challenge wheel.
16:36The good news, of course, a spin on the ridgequit wheel.
16:39This should get us back on track.
16:40I needed this, boys.
16:42I needed it so bad.
16:44So bad.
16:45Ooh, well, you know what?
16:47It's kind of like, it's kind of like we got our octopus.
16:49I'm absolutely going for the graduate pack.
16:51This pack is loaded and it costs coins.
16:54It may cost 285,000 coins, but it qualifies for the wheel of college.
16:58A better than one in three chance at a 97 overall or better.
17:01And a ton of players in this pack.
17:03If we get unlucky, we won't get anything we can use.
17:05Oh wait, it could be a 94.
17:06I can't get too excited.
17:07It is a 94.
17:08Is he better than Justin Simmons?
17:09That's the question.
17:10Because Justin Simmons is in there right now.
17:12But either way, we're going to need him.
17:13We need depth there.
17:14So no Williams, that is.
17:15Oh, that's at least a 96.
17:16I think.
17:17Oh, wait, that's at least a 96.
17:19I think Jordan's seen it.
17:22A 97 left tackle.
17:23Oh, he's going to go to right tackle.
17:24But I need that so badly.
17:26Or wait, did I get a tackle?
17:27Yes, I got a right tackle already.
17:29Sorry, guys.
17:29I have MM dementia.
17:31I really do.
17:32Fallback.
17:33Yam Banks.
17:34First team, all names.
17:36Warren Sapp will go in, actually.
17:39I got a silver there.
17:40Or Quinn and Williams.
17:41I'll have my pick of the litter.
17:42I don't know who I'm going to go there.
17:43And then our final player is Anton Kaysan.
17:46Won't make the lineup.
17:47One of these D tackles totally will.
17:49Jordan seats him for sure.
17:50Let's take a look at the Colorado left tackle
17:53with 99 pass block finesse.
17:55Oh, I like you, son.
17:56And he's fast.
17:57All right.
17:57You know what?
17:58Oh my God.
17:58Wait, this is actually perfect.
17:59Zach Martin in my head is a guard anyway.
18:01We're going to put Jordan's seat in at left tackle.
18:03And I'm going to put Zach Martin at right guard.
18:05And now I've got a full offensive line.
18:06Zach Martin takes a five overall hit
18:08when being moved to guard,
18:09which I think is a crime punishable by death.
18:12Offensive line looks damn good, gentlemen.
18:14And down here on the defensive side of the football,
18:16I'm going to go with Quinn and Williams over Warren Sapp.
18:19Why not?
18:20And then Noel Williams.
18:21Let's compare them to Justin Simmons.
18:22I low key think Justin Simmons is going to be better.
18:24Even though like overall wise, Noel Simmons wins here.
18:27But I will put Noel Williams at corner four in nickel sets.
18:30He will come in.
18:31He's also a six one corner.
18:32All right, gentlemen.
18:33Um, we needed that win badly.
18:35We got it.
18:35It wasn't the most nail biter win of all time,
18:38but it was a win nonetheless.
18:40We're two and one.
18:41Three more wins to make the playoffs.
18:43Two more losses were booted.
18:44We have to build on this.
18:45We have to build on what we just did.
18:47And it's all on the back of this man.
18:48DJ Lagway is so good.
18:50All right, boys.
18:51I love you.
18:51Thanks for watching as always.
18:52And I'll see you in the next one.
18:54Peace.
19:05You.