上田と女が吠える夜 ポンコツすぎて生きづらい!何でこんなミス連発!-
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00:00When I went to my friend's wedding, I didn't know that they wrapped the wedding gift in a envelope.
00:05Oh, do you have it?
00:06No, I don't have it.
00:07Oh, I'm surprised.
00:09Tonight, there are a lot of women who are too clumsy and hard to live with.
00:15I forget a lot of things.
00:17When I go to a convenience store, I buy a magazine that I like.
00:21When I bring it home, it's exactly the same.
00:24There are 18 SNOWMEN.
00:26There are 9 SNOWMEN.
00:28When I went on an overseas trip in Egypt, I forgot my uniform for the game.
00:34I asked a reporter to lend it to me.
00:38And I was able to play the game.
00:40I'm grateful to the reporter for my life.
00:43Grateful?
00:44Grateful for your life?
00:46I wanted it.
00:51The night when Ueda and the woman roar.
00:53The night when Ueda and the woman roar.
00:59Today's guest is Takahiro from EXILE.
01:05Here is today's theme.
01:10The night when women who are too clumsy and hard to live with roar.
01:13Tonight, I'm going to do my best.
01:16I'm going to make a lot of mistakes.
01:17I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:20I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:22I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:25Takahiro, have you ever thought that you were clumsy?
01:28I'm clumsy.
01:31Recently, I've been doing a lot of self-reading.
01:34I'm not good at that.
01:37I have a hard time finding the barcode.
01:40I'm looking for the back of the product.
01:43Is it a box or a bag?
01:45I don't like it.
01:46I don't like it.
01:47I don't like it.
01:48I don't like it.
01:51I don't like it.
01:52I don't like it.
01:53Takahiro, I'm sure you'll have a lot of clumsy episodes.
01:56Maybe.
01:57I'll ask you one by one.
01:58I'm looking forward to it.
01:59I asked a woman in town what she thought was a clumsy episode.
02:03I couldn't remember the steps of a simple job.
02:06I want to repeat the same mistake many times.
02:10I asked a woman in town about such a clumsy episode.
02:14First of all, such a mistake.
02:16I chose Apple Watch last month.
02:19I'm going to make good use of it.
02:21I'm going to make good use of it.
02:23I chose Apple Watch.
02:26She chose an electronic device.
02:28When I opened the washing machine,
02:30there were a lot of things in the washing machine.
02:33Please redo the password in 10 minutes.
02:36I did it.
02:38What does this woman have to worry about?
02:40It's a train that only takes about five minutes to get on.
02:43If I sit down, I feel safe.
02:45I can't sleep.
02:47I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:50I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:53I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:55It takes a long time to get home.
02:58Next, such a mistake.
03:02There was a product on the Internet.
03:05I like HIRUNANDESU.
03:07I kept saying HIRUNANDESU.
03:09HIRUNANDESU came out at the beginning of the prediction change.
03:12My name is HIRUNANDESU.
03:15As a result, I submitted it under the name HIRUNANDESU.
03:21She mistook her name for HIRUNANDESU.
03:24It's cute.
03:26There is a teacher named HIRUNANDESU.
03:30It seems to have become a hot topic among students.
03:34What can't be fixed.
03:37I can't turn the corner.
03:39I want to go ahead.
03:41I can't slow down because I'm too fast.
03:43I hit the corner.
03:47She can't slow down the speed of walking.
03:49She hits the corner.
03:51It takes a long time to hit the corner.
03:55This woman is not good at direction.
03:58I don't have a sense of direction.
04:00I can go to the supermarket from the station.
04:03I can go to the beauty salon from the station.
04:05I can't go to the beauty salon from the supermarket.
04:07I have to go back to the starting point.
04:09She can't go anywhere except the starting point.
04:12When I took the university entrance exam, I went to the 2nd floor.
04:16I went to the 3rd floor by mistake.
04:18I couldn't go from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor.
04:20I went back to the station once.
04:22I went to the 3rd floor.
04:24I can't go to the 3rd floor from the station.
04:26I can't go to the 3rd floor from the station.
04:29I see.
04:31What can you say about the beauty salon?
04:34I often miss the train.
04:39I have a family in Kyoto.
04:41I don't sleep for 20 minutes.
04:45I don't touch my cell phone.
04:47But I take the train for an hour and a half.
04:50I can't reach my family at all.
04:53You can't work as an Uber driver.
04:56That's right.
04:57You miss the train.
04:58I went to Nara prefecture.
05:01You traveled a lot.
05:02My mother told me that I was too noisy.
05:08Your mother doesn't tell you that you are too noisy.
05:11I get confused when I concentrate on driving.
05:15I like driving.
05:16I like the expressway the most.
05:18When I take my friends for a drive,
05:20I talk the most on the expressway.
05:25I talk the most in the car.
05:28Do you talk more?
05:29I talk more.
05:30Let me talk to you next time.
05:33I want to talk more and more.
05:36I get off at the exit every time.
05:40I get off at the wrong place every time.
05:42I get absorbed in talking.
05:44I get off every time I drive.
05:46It takes me twice as long every time.
05:49Do you think you are a loser?
05:52I think so.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:56I don't deny it at all.
05:58When I think I'm a super-powerful person,
06:01if there are two roads,
06:03I think it's this way.
06:05If I think it's this way,
06:07I'm 100% sure it's this way.
06:09I'm 100% sure I'm wrong.
06:11In Okayama prefecture,
06:13I was fooled by a raccoon.
06:16There was a bad fox.
06:18Please use this from now on.
06:20You don't have to use it.
06:22No one says that in Reiwa.
06:25I often make a mistake.
06:29Especially when I get out of the car,
06:31I forgot to lock the car.
06:33I went home.
06:35I left the window open.
06:37A neighbor told me
06:39that the car window was open.
06:41He came to tell me that.
06:44Don't you think you left the window open?
06:47I don't think so.
06:48You left the window open.
06:50Don't you think so?
06:52Are you kidding me?
06:54I'm sure I'm right.
06:57Don't you notice?
06:59You left the window open.
07:01Because it's transparent.
07:03But you know if there's glass or not.
07:06There's no glass, right?
07:07When I'm in a car,
07:09when I'm in a big department store,
07:11the parking lot is huge.
07:13I've been there many times.
07:15I often forget to lock the car.
07:17I'm thinking about the next thing
07:19after I lock the car.
07:21When I'm about to cry because I can't find the car.
07:25What about you, Minagishi?
07:26I'm not good at managing my life.
07:29There's a round silver lid
07:31on the back of the rice cooker
07:33when I open the lid.
07:35I took it off.
07:37I learned that I should wash it every time
07:39a month ago.
07:41At last.
07:42A month ago?
07:43Yes.
07:44I wash it once every three times.
07:46You wash it every time?
07:47Yes.
07:48Who told you that?
07:49My mom told me.
07:51She told me to wash it.
07:52It was so dirty.
07:54I think so.
07:55The rice was all over the place.
07:57There was a white mark.
07:58I didn't think about the back of the rice cooker.
08:01It's not the back.
08:02It's almost the front.
08:03Yes.
08:04You can see it.
08:05You can see it.
08:06What about you, Kyoko?
08:07When I'm eating,
08:09I'm worried about the laundry.
08:11Oh, the weather is nice.
08:13Okay, I'm going to go.
08:15I eat quickly
08:17and drink it.
08:19I'm sorry.
08:20I'm going to go.
08:21I'm going to dry it.
08:22I'm going to come back.
08:23I should have turned it over next time.
08:25I ate something like omelet.
08:27It was soggy.
08:28I'm sorry.
08:29I'm the only one who doesn't understand.
08:31I don't understand at all.
08:32What are you talking about?
08:33I ate it and went to dry it.
08:35I came back.
08:36I should have turned it over.
08:38There was an omelet.
08:40It was soggy.
08:41I'm going to go again.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:43Can you talk about Kyoko?
08:46Interpretation.
08:49Talk to yourself.
08:51I'm really worried about you.
08:53What?
08:54You said you were going to eat.
08:55I can't do one thing.
08:57I can't do two or three things at the same time.
09:00I'm the type of ambassador.
09:02I'm not that kind of person.
09:04I'm not that kind of person.
09:06I'm eating and moving a lot of things.
09:09Fudo Shizuka.
09:10Fudo Shizuka.
09:12Fudo Shizuka came out.
09:13During the game, I was on the mat all the time.
09:16I was like this.
09:17I have to go to the laundry.
09:20It's laundry.
09:23What about Iwakura?
09:24When I'm cleaning up the house,
09:26I have a lot of documents.
09:27I put it on the shredder.
09:29I don't know if it's necessary or not.
09:32I put it in the shredder.
09:34There's a sensor inside.
09:35I put it in a little bit.
09:37I put it in a little bit.
09:39It moves.
09:40I don't know if it's necessary or not.
09:42I don't know if it's necessary or not.
09:44Make sure you put it in before you put it in the shredder.
09:48What else do you have?
09:50There was an episode where I couldn't turn the corner and hit it.
09:53I can't get the timing to open the door and get in.
09:59My clothes get caught in the door knob.
10:02I thought I'd show you a new coat.
10:07When I go to my friend's house, I get caught in the door knob.
10:11On the first day?
10:12On the first day.
10:13But if you say that, I'm a simple piece of shit.
10:17When I go to a family restaurant,
10:19there's a hamburger with an iron plate.
10:21At that time, the waiter said,
10:23The iron plate is hot, so be careful.
10:25I said, yes.
10:26I took the iron plate and brought it.
10:29I do this a lot.
10:31There is.
10:32Let's move on to the studio.
10:34Let's watch the episode.
10:37Wipe your nose with fallen leaves.
10:39What does that mean?
10:41It's me.
10:42Takeuchi-san?
10:43Moms who can do it always have a bag of goods called IZA.
10:49I don't have any of that.
10:51I don't usually have a bandage or a tissue.
10:54When a child has a nosebleed,
10:56Oh, my God, I forgot to bring a tissue.
10:59When I look down, there are so many tissues.
11:01There are fallen leaves.
11:04I called it a tissue once.
11:06I thought it was a tissue.
11:08Can you see it as a tissue?
11:11Wipe the baby's nose with a tissue.
11:15I put a bandage on the fallen leaves.
11:17I do it on a daily basis.
11:19It's not a fallen leaf, is it?
11:21But it's the best.
11:23It's the softest.
11:25When I went for a walk with my dog,
11:27I didn't have a poop bag.
11:29I thought I didn't have it.
11:31This is just the right softness.
11:33I took it off.
11:35I put it in my pocket and brought it home.
11:40I didn't have a habit of holding a towel.
11:43We all went to a family restaurant.
11:45Everyone said, let's go wash our hands first.
11:48I went to wash my parents' hands.
11:50When the kids said, Mom, towel!
11:52I thought I didn't have it.
11:54There's a diaper I haven't used in the waist pouch.
11:58There's a wrinkle in the waist.
12:01Wipe it with this.
12:05I can't get it out.
12:07There's a towel in here.
12:09Come here.
12:11I've done it a few times.
12:13It's annoying.
12:15I have a bad memory of things.
12:17I'm into idols these days.
12:20I saw a magazine at a convenience store.
12:22I thought it was nice today, so I bought it.
12:24When I brought it home,
12:26I decorated it with the same thing.
12:28I bought the same thing.
12:30I'm a snowman.
12:32There were 18 snowmen.
12:34Suddenly there were 9.
12:36I bought a newspaper once.
12:38I read it once.
12:40I think I bought it again.
12:42I saw the manga, and I thought,
12:44I know this house.
12:46There was another one at home.
12:48It's noon.
12:50There used to be a corner called three-color shopping.
12:52I've been there once.
12:54I can't remember the three colors.
12:56I can't remember.
12:58At first, it was white.
13:00I was looking for white.
13:02I don't know the other two colors.
13:04I asked the staff what color it was.
13:06At first, the staff was laughing.
13:08I've been doing that for a long time.
13:10I'm getting ignored.
13:12What color is it?
13:14I couldn't remember at all.
13:16I'm pretty good at Asako.
13:18When I did it,
13:20I avoided it.
13:22What is it?
13:24I had a takoyaki party.
13:26It was my first time.
13:28I said I'd cut all the ingredients.
13:30I cut them all at home.
13:32I forgot the pickled ginger.
13:34I can't believe I can't put pickled ginger in takoyaki.
13:36I can't believe I can't put pickled ginger in takoyaki.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:40I forgot the pickled ginger.
13:42Asako said,
13:44There's shibazuke in front of you.
13:46Let's cut the shibazuke.
13:48It was the best takoyaki I've ever had.
13:50It was the best takoyaki I've ever had.
13:52I really respected it.
13:54It's a way to avoid forgetting things.
13:56It's a charisma to come up with different ideas.
13:58It's a charisma to come up with different ideas.
14:00I didn't know you'd praise me so much.
14:02I didn't know you'd praise me so much.
14:04It was really good.
14:06That shibazuke was the shibazuke I had at home.
14:08That shibazuke was the shibazuke I had at home.
14:10Without that, it's impossible.
14:12Without that, it's impossible.
14:14I lose my wallet and my smartphone a lot.
14:16I lose my wallet and my smartphone a lot.
14:18I can't solve it.
14:20I can't solve it.
14:22It was a bell.
14:24It was a bell.
14:26It's a big bell.
14:28It was a big bell.
14:30Where can I buy it?
14:32I want it.
14:34I want it.
14:36There's not much to be forgotten.
14:38There's not much to be forgotten.
14:40I can't use a bell.
14:42Kyoko, what else?
14:44When I was in Egypt for a trip abroad,
14:47I got on a plane and was about to land.
14:53I thought, that's strange, I've forgotten something.
14:59Are you drunk?
15:01Tell us what you've forgotten.
15:03I forgot my uniform.
15:07For a trip abroad?
15:08I forgot it.
15:10I called my parents.
15:13I told them I was going to meet a journalist.
15:16He was going to Egypt from Japan.
15:19I told him I was going to ask him for help.
15:21I asked him.
15:23From my parents.
15:25From your parents?
15:26Whose parents are you?
15:28I'm a journalist's parent.
15:30The journalist came to Egypt,
15:32and we had a match.
15:34The journalist said,
15:36Thank you for your life.
15:39Thank you for your life.
15:41That was close.
15:43I was about to go crazy.
15:46I forgot my trunk.
15:48Your suitcase?
15:49Yes, my suitcase.
15:50If it was a basic color like white or black,
15:53I couldn't take a picture of you,
15:55so I asked him to make it light blue.
15:57He chose a unique light blue color.
15:59We went to Singapore for a photo shoot.
16:01When I was about to breathe,
16:03he pulled my trunk,
16:05got on the ferry,
16:06crossed the island,
16:07and said,
16:08Let's take a picture.
16:09I couldn't take a picture.
16:11He said,
16:12Maybe someone else brought it.
16:15He said,
16:16Let's call the airport.
16:17The staff called me.
16:19The person who had my trunk
16:21stayed at the airport all the time.
16:23I'm sorry.
16:26I'm really sorry.
16:29I can open my suitcase at the airport.
16:33You don't have to open it.
16:35You can put a tag on it.
16:37And you check the number.
16:39You get it when you leave it.
16:41It's very difficult to check the number like this.
16:44It's not difficult.
16:46It's difficult.
16:49Is that so?
16:51I always dress like this at the airport.
16:57My suitcase is also a leopard print.
16:59When I go to the turntable,
17:01everyone says,
17:02It's yours, isn't it?
17:04Everyone finds it for me.
17:06So,
17:07everyone should have the same clothes and belongings.
17:11I want to have all kinds of things.
17:13I don't want to be tied up.
17:15Is there anything else?
17:16Kayoko,
17:17You did it the other day.
17:19I went to a New Year's shoot with a woman in Ueda.
17:22At that time,
17:23After relaxing in the lounge,
17:25When I got to the entrance,
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28I don't have a passport.
17:30The lounge was a little further than the entrance.
17:34It's about 20 minutes from here.
17:37It's almost there.
17:39But she said she would definitely run to the lounge.
17:42So I just took my cell phone.
17:44But when I got to the lounge,
17:46I called her.
17:47She said,
17:48I don't have a passport.
17:49What should I do?
17:50What?
17:51Did you drop it somewhere?
17:52So we all split up and asked people.
17:55Then Asako said,
17:57Do you want me to look inside your bag?
17:59Kayoko said,
18:00Look, look.
18:01I opened the bag and looked inside.
18:03It was in a passport case.
18:05What?
18:10And it's very conspicuous.
18:12It's as bright as a rainbow.
18:15In a passport case.
18:16Is it so conspicuous?
18:17And it's transparent.
18:18This is a passport case I've been using for 20 years.
18:21I haven't heard of it.
18:22I don't care.
18:23I put this in every time.
18:25I have a lot of them.
18:27But I'm told that it's cute to have a gap like that.
18:30No, I'm appealing to Takahiro-san.
18:32I was asked to go to Paris with her the other day.
18:34Oh, really?
18:35At that time, it was about five minutes after the shoot.
18:38I said,
18:39There are a lot of people in Paris, so let's be careful.
18:41She suddenly became silent and stopped.
18:43And
18:44What?
18:48I don't have a bag.
18:51I said,
18:52Are you kidding me?
18:53We're going to shoot together for two days from now.
18:56It's only been five minutes.
18:58This shoot is over.
19:00You're careful.
19:01I just gave it to the staff right before the shoot.
19:08Are there that many?
19:10I want to hug this.
19:14There's a gap like this.
19:17If a person who is usually careful makes a mistake,
19:21I'm very happy as a stranger.
19:25For example, I went to dig potatoes with my family the other day.
19:30There was a person who forgot his military service there.
19:33I remember it completely.
19:35I was really happy at that time.
19:37You have a bad personality.
19:39You have a bad personality.
19:41I'll forget it.
19:43You have a bad personality.
19:44I thought there was such a person.
19:47You have a bad personality, don't you?
19:49You have a bad personality.
19:51You have a bad personality.
19:52How about you, Minegishi?
19:54I don't know the culture of marriage at all.
19:59My husband is a YouTuber.
20:01We've been married since we were in middle school.
20:05We've been married since we were in middle school.
20:09If you have a bad personality, don't you bother your family and friends?
20:16I've caused a lot of trouble.
20:18I've caused a lot of trouble with my small voice.
20:23Kyoko, please tell us.
20:25I think I can do anything until two hours before I leave home.
20:33What are you talking about?
20:35Are you finished?
20:37Don't imitate Peko-chan.
20:39I'm about to leave, but I can do this and that.
20:43I can do muscle training.
20:44I can go to the supermarket.
20:46I can go to college.
20:48You don't have to be so detailed.
20:51My younger brother, who is two years older than me, always gets angry.
20:55I can't. I'm running out of time.
20:58For example, if I'm late for one minute, I can do 10 push-ups.
21:02I can do 10 push-ups in one minute.
21:05It depends on the situation.
21:07I can do this.
21:09I don't care if you don't have training.
21:12That's not the point.
21:14Hey, you idiot.
21:16Don't say that.
21:20I think I can do anything until two hours before I leave home.
21:23When I read a book or look at the clock, it's three minutes before I leave home.
21:29Three minutes left. I'm still wearing pajamas.
21:33I can set an alarm at the time I leave home.
21:37I set an alarm at the time I leave home once every six months.
21:41The time I get up is the time I leave home.
21:45I get on the train at 9.40.
21:49Why is it 9.40 now?
21:52Maybe I'm late.
21:54No, you're not.
21:57How about you, Yumiko?
21:59I don't know which is right or left if I don't raise my hand.
22:03What do you mean?
22:04I know which is right because it's easier to raise my hand.
22:09But I can't turn when I'm told to turn left.
22:12The other day, my manager told me to turn right.
22:17I said, okay.
22:19But there was a security guard in front of me.
22:23I thought it would be cute if I raised my hand because he was a stranger.
22:28So I turned left.
22:33You can't even work as a taxi driver.
22:36I can't do many things.
22:38I recently learned which is right and left, but I didn't know.
22:43What I did was chopsticks and bowls.
22:46If I were you, I would say it's cute.
22:48No, you can't.
22:49You can't say it's cute.
22:52But I still don't know which is broccoli and cauliflower.
22:57I can't tell which is cauliflower unless the white one says cauliflower.
23:02I know which is cauliflower and which is white.
23:05When the green one comes out, I say cauliflower is white and you say broccoli.
23:12I can't tell which is broccoli and which is cauliflower.
23:16I say broccoli is white and you say cauliflower.
23:21Iwakura, how about you?
23:23I don't know when to eat.
23:26I usually forget to eat.
23:29When my senior told me to go eat, I said thank you.
23:34While I was on my way to the restaurant, I suddenly felt hungry.
23:40I asked my senior if I could buy bread at a convenience store.
23:45He took me to a good yakiniku restaurant, but I ate bread at a convenience store.
23:48He said, I'm sorry.
23:51But I heard it.
23:53He told me to go to a convenience store.
23:54I don't know.
23:55I don't know for a long time.
23:58I may not know today than when I learned self-analysis.
24:02You can't understand.
24:04How about you?
24:05I'm asked a lot of questions at work.
24:09I think I'm a good person.
24:12But when I take a pin microphone, I really don't have an opinion.
24:14I'm really stupid.
24:16I've never seen the menu at a restaurant.
24:20I want to eat what everyone wants to eat.
24:23I don't have anything.
24:24But when I have more friends and acquaintances in the entertainment world,
24:28I realize that there are many entertainers who want to exchange opinions.
24:32I don't go to a restaurant where young people say, what do you think of this?
24:37I'm scared to be asked.
24:38I don't have anything.
24:40I just went to a restaurant with a small number of people.
24:46I don't care if it's a tempura bowl or a cutlet bowl.
24:50I'm not good at keeping up with people.
24:53When I came to the entertainment world, there were many people who were close to me.
24:57I wanted to make friends with entertainers.
25:00I worked with MOE YAMAGUCHI once.
25:02I've never worked with him before.
25:05I worked with him at a location.
25:07He was very kind.
25:08I was happy.
25:09I DMed him.
25:10I asked him to go to a restaurant with me.
25:12He said it was difficult.
25:14I was rejected.
25:16I went too far.
25:17You suddenly went to a restaurant.
25:19I went too far.
25:20I haven't been able to talk to people.
25:22I haven't been able to talk to anyone.
25:24I went to a restaurant that I wanted to go to.
25:26It was difficult to adjust.
25:28You don't know how to adjust.
25:32There are only two ways to get along with people.
25:35I want to know.
25:36I want to know whether to tell a dirty joke or a scary story.
25:40I want to know both.
25:42I want to know both.
25:43I don't want to know both.
25:44I don't want to know both.
25:45I don't want to know both.
25:47It was like this in Okayama Prefecture.
25:50I felt like I was being bullied.
25:52If I told a scary story or a dirty story,
25:56people said I was funny.
25:58I felt like I was popular.
26:02So I chose either a dirty story or a scary story.
26:07You may have thought it was bad at that time.
26:11I often make a mistake.
26:13I fall into a dirty direction.
26:15How did you make a mistake?
26:17My son asked me if I was a virgin.
26:22I asked my son what he meant.
26:24He said I was a virgin.
26:26It's completely different.
26:31Was he a vocabulary student?
26:35What would you do if your ears were really far away?
26:40It's a big deal.
26:41It looks fun.
26:42Did you cause trouble to others?
26:44I was bullied by people I didn't know.
26:48While I was studying,
26:50in front of my boss,
26:53I wanted to eat gum.
26:55So I started chewing gum.
26:58That's terrible.
27:00It's true.
27:01It's terrible now.
27:03But I was scolded later.
27:05I was bullied by people I didn't know.
27:07I wasn't good at manners.
27:11I didn't know how to celebrate a wedding.
27:14I didn't know how to celebrate a house party.
27:18Your husband told you.
27:20What did he do?
27:22My husband is a YouTuber.
27:24He has a lot of idol couples since he was a junior high school student.
27:28He has a lot of them.
27:30He doesn't have a lot of them.
27:32I think there are other people who have a lot of them.
27:36But in statistics, he has a lot of them.
27:39He doesn't have a lot of them.
27:41I think it's a problem that he doesn't have a lot of people who teach him manners.
27:44Even at school,
27:45when you get married,
27:47you should teach him manners.
27:50But he didn't teach you in class.
27:52He didn't teach me at all.
27:54When I went to my friend's wedding for the first time,
27:57I didn't know that they wrap the wedding gift in a envelope.
28:00Do you have it?
28:01No, I don't.
28:02It's a joke.
28:03It's like a head.
28:04It's not a head at all.
28:06Did you pull it out?
28:07I didn't pull it out.
28:08I wanted to give it to him in person.
28:10What did you do?
28:11I gave it to him in person.
28:17You're amazing.
28:19Are you serious?
28:20Maybe I'm being spoiled.
28:22What did you do?
28:24I gave it to him in person.
28:26In person?
28:28In Harakaze?
28:30I thought it was a little different.
28:33I hid it.
28:34I'm sorry, everyone.
28:36Did you hide it with your hands?
28:38No, I didn't.
28:39I let go of my hands.
28:40You're amazing.
28:41I can see it from there.
28:42You don't even know the world.
28:45Don't download the app that common sense uses.
28:48Is there such a thing?
28:49I don't think so.
28:50I see.
28:52I want you to make it.
28:54I want you to make a report.
28:58The entertainment world is a culture of self-reliance, isn't it?
29:01When a junior goes to a senior's school,
29:05I can't do that.
29:07Why?
29:08Basically, I don't want to raise my salary.
29:11You're just an enemy.
29:12Nobukobu Yoshimura got married the other day.
29:15I happened to have an orange.
29:17There was an orange in my bag.
29:20I thought I'd give it to him.
29:23An orange for a wedding celebration?
29:26That's a good orange.
29:28That's not true.
29:29It's about 1,000 yen.
29:31It's a pumpkin from a northern country.
29:34I gave it to him to congratulate him on his wedding.
29:37Then he accepted it with a smile.
29:40It was a joke.
29:41I was going to end it.
29:43It's not good for Yoshimura.
29:45It's a celebration at home.
29:46I gave him a bowl of rice and a bowl of rice.
29:50It was in a golden box.
29:52It said,
29:53I thought it was like Warashime Chozan.
29:56What's Warashime Chozan?
29:58What kind of marriage is this?
30:00I thought he'd come back.
30:02I really want him to stop.
30:05What about Kyoko?
30:07My father, Aniwa Hamaguchi,
30:09is no longer normal.
30:12I had a meeting.
30:14I was having a meeting in front of my father.
30:18When I tried to get his name card,
30:20my father put it in his back.
30:24He ate it.
30:25Why?
30:26It's not like he's not normal.
30:29What do you mean?
30:30His daughter was taken by his wife.
30:36But he ate it.
30:37I can't contact him.
30:40You can contact him.
30:42You can ask him once.
30:43You can contact him because he's in the office.
30:46At that time,
30:47What are you doing?
30:50We're together.
30:53We're parents and children.
30:54If you're a parent, you should be a child.
30:57Did you do anything else?
30:59It's a mistake at work.
31:02Sometimes, when I'm shooting,
31:04the background is green and black.
31:07So I told him not to wear blue and green clothes.
31:10Because your body will be exposed.
31:12I got it.
31:13I prepared a black costume the day before.
31:16I'm going to wear this.
31:18I woke up in the morning and changed into it.
31:20At the last minute of departure,
31:21I thought it was a little dark.
31:24I changed my skirt to blue and left.
31:27When I got to the scene,
31:28I said,
31:29I'm sorry.
31:30I told him not to wear blue and green today.
31:33It's not cool to make excuses.
31:35I'm sorry.
31:36You're not cool.
31:38You don't apologize honestly.
31:40I regret it.
31:41What about you, Hyoko?
31:42It's me.
31:44I did a prank.
31:47I was sitting in the driver's seat.
31:49I said I'd go for a drive from here.
31:51I sat next to him.
31:53He was a prankster.
31:55The parking lot was pitch black.
31:57My neck was swollen.
31:59I went from right to left.
32:01At that time,
32:02I was surprised.
32:04I shouldn't be surprised.
32:07You can't see me.
32:09That's your role.
32:11But when I got up,
32:13I was surprised.
32:16You ran away first.
32:18You ran away before the others.
32:20I did it.
32:22I was a prankster.
32:23I was surprised.
32:25I said,
32:26I was surprised.
32:28I ran away.
32:29You didn't run away.
32:31You didn't run away.
32:33I know I'm surprised.
32:36When I'm walking on the street,
32:39I don't expect to be called out.
32:44I don't expect to be called out.
32:46When I stayed at the hotel,
32:49I asked for another bath towel.
32:51I entered the room.
32:53I didn't have a bath towel.
32:54I called him.
32:55I said,
32:56I'd like another bath towel.
32:57He said,
32:58I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
33:00I thought the hotel staff would come.
33:03I got ready in the city.
33:05I rang the doorbell.
33:06He was there again.
33:08You called him.
33:10Did you forget?
33:12I forgot.
33:16Kyoko,
33:18you're not in a position to make people laugh.
33:21Yes, I am.
33:23You're not in a position to make people laugh.
33:27Yumiko, how about you?
33:28I'm not good at food reporting.
33:31I had a soft abalone steak.
33:36I thought it was an abalone.
33:38But it was my own lips.
33:40What?
33:43That's all.
33:46That's all.
33:49I'm laughing,
33:50but I'm shaking.
33:55You're called the black abalone of the Seto Inland Sea.
33:59That's not OK.
34:01That's not OK.
34:04You're talking to yourself.
34:06I'm not good at many things.
34:08You're not good at many things, either.
34:11I can't keep up with the times.
34:13It's been about 10 years since I learned it.
34:17I'm using a lot of JJJ now.
34:22It's been about 20 years.
34:24I really don't know.
34:26I don't know modern words and smartphones.
34:29I'm a novelist.
34:31But most of my works are from the Meiji era or the Taisho era.
34:37If I do that, I don't have to use modern words.
34:41I don't have to describe my computer.
34:43I see.
34:44I've decided that the stage is from the Meiji era.
34:47That's the reason.
34:49I can't keep up with the times.
34:51Takahiro, did you cause any trouble?
34:55When Atsushi and I were in the same team,
34:59we were supposed to stand together.
35:01We were supposed to take eye contact and move together.
35:05But Atsushi was sick recently.
35:09We were supposed to form a formation and move together.
35:12But I couldn't remember where we stood.
35:14I see.
35:15I couldn't remember at all.
35:17Even when we were on stage, I couldn't remember where we stood.
35:20When we were in a different place,
35:22other members were supposed to stand there.
35:24But Atsushi was smiling at me.
35:27That's wonderful.
35:29We were supposed to stand together.
35:31But he was like,
35:32you shouldn't stand here.
35:34He took me away.
35:35He took you away.
35:36He took you away.
35:38Let's move on to the next one.
35:41When you get a call, you go to the bathroom first.
35:47Let's move on to the next one.
35:49When you get a call, you go to the bathroom first.
35:54I'm not good at answering the phone.
35:57When I get a call,
35:59my partner controls the time.
36:03So I have to go to the bathroom first.
36:06When I get a call, I go to the bathroom right away.
36:09But when I'm in the bathroom,
36:11I get a call.
36:12That's right.
36:13I can't answer the phone for the rest of my life.
36:15You can answer the phone once.
36:17You can say,
36:18I'm sorry, I'm moving now.
36:20I'll call you back in a few minutes.
36:23When I get a call,
36:24I don't know when to hang up.
36:27If I get a call from the other party,
36:29I have to take responsibility.
36:31I'm responsible for the other party.
36:33What do you mean?
36:34I'm not good at answering the phone.
36:37Why are you so annoying?
36:39I'm like a stranger.
36:41The MC is a stranger.
36:43Wait a minute.
36:44If I call you back,
36:46I'm a stranger, right?
36:47That's right.
36:48If I call you back,
36:49I have to take responsibility for the other party.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:53I can't call you back.
36:54Why don't you answer the phone once?
36:56When you get a call from the other party.
36:58I don't know.
37:00I don't know.
37:01Why?
37:02I don't know.
37:03I don't know.
37:04She's angry.
37:05She said,
37:06I don't know.
37:07I feel like I'm wrong all the time today.
37:10I'm not wrong, am I?
37:11I don't think you're wrong.
37:13What other problems do you have in your daily life?
37:18I'm not good at choosing clothes.
37:23What do you mean?
37:24It's not that difficult.
37:26I'm not sure if the color will be reflected.
37:29Or the hair will be scattered.
37:32Or the hair will shrink.
37:33There's a 50-50 chance.
37:36What if your husband says,
37:38I'll do the laundry.
37:40Youtubers and idols live together.
37:47It's not good to live together.
37:49When it comes to laundry,
37:51I put the laundry outside,
37:53but I don't take it in.
37:55Why?
37:56You forget it.
37:57I want to say I forget it,
37:59but I don't forget it.
38:00I don't take it in.
38:02It's worse.
38:03If you don't remember it,
38:04take it in in the evening.
38:06I take it in when it rains.
38:07But it's sunny all the time.
38:08I take it in at night,
38:09and it rains again in the morning.
38:10It's worse.
38:11I don't take it in for three days.
38:13There's dust on it.
38:16You move around a lot,
38:18so there's dust on it.
38:20Even if it rains,
38:22if it's sunny,
38:23and the sun dries it,
38:25it's gone.
38:27It must be smelly in the rain.
38:30You smell worse.
38:33You're attacking me now.
38:36It's smelly.
38:38I don't like it.
38:40It's a mess here.
38:41When it comes to laundry,
38:42I don't take it in.
38:44Really?
38:45You don't take it in, do you?
38:47It's really dirty in the rain.
38:49What are you talking about?
38:52You're talking nonsense.
38:56There's another one.
38:57I don't remember the name of the characters
39:02in novels or manga.
39:05When I read it,
39:07I see Takeshi.
39:10I wonder who Takeshi is.
39:13I go back to Takeshi again.
39:16I see him again.
39:17I read it again.
39:19I see Takashi again.
39:20I wonder who Takeshi is.
39:23I can't move forward
39:25because I keep going back and forth.
39:27I totally understand.
39:28In my case,
39:29if the face and the name don't match,
39:32the story doesn't come in.
39:34You can't see the face in novels.
39:37So I don't know who it is.
39:39The only book I've read in my life
39:41is Zukkoke Sannin Gumi.
39:43Really?
39:44It's definitely about those three.
39:46It's easy to understand.
39:48Because you're a fixed member.
39:49I see.
39:50Is there anyone else like that?
39:52It's hard for the staff to remember
39:55the names of the people who actually exist.
39:58I can't remember the names of the people
40:00who take care of me.
40:01That's my weakness.
40:03Recently, my manager noticed that.
40:05When I talk to the staff,
40:07he says,
40:08Mr. xx.
40:09He says my name first.
40:11Then I can say,
40:12this person is Mr. xx.
40:14I've been able to get that connection.
40:18I see.
40:19As a countermeasure,
40:21I give nicknames that only I know.
40:24For example, what kind of nicknames do you give?
40:26For example, Yabure Hyottoko.
40:28Where did you get it from?
40:29It's old.
40:30The setting is Meiji and Saisho.
40:32That's right.
40:33I like Hyottoko.
40:35Hyottoko Hage and Nezumi Hyottoko.
40:37Which one was it?
40:38Which one were you?
40:39Were you Nezumi Hage?
40:41I'm neither of them.
40:43I'm Nezumi Hage.
40:44Mr. Takahiro,
40:45is there anyone you can't remember?
40:48I like to draw.
40:50So I can remember the features of people's faces.
40:52I see.
40:53I don't forget people's faces.
40:55But I'm in trouble because of COVID-19.
40:57Everyone is wearing a mask.
40:59When I took off my mask after COVID-19,
41:02the image of the lower half of my face was created.
41:06I see.
41:07When it was completely different,
41:08the impact was too strong.
41:10I couldn't remember who I was.
41:12I couldn't remember who I was.
41:14It's true that you can't remember
41:16when you're wearing a mask.
41:17That's right.
41:18Before that,
41:19you should remember your position.
41:21I'm sure.
41:24How about you, Yumiko?
41:26I'm not used to Japanese yet.
41:29Not yet?
41:31I wanted to say,
41:32my son, you're doing well.
41:35My son, you're...
41:39That's not what I meant.
41:42If you want to watch this program again,
41:44go to TVER Hulu.
41:46EXILE LIVE TOUR 2025
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41:50will start on March 29th, Saturday,
41:52at Kawakiri in Fukui.
41:54Members from all over the world will be there.
41:56It's an unprecedented tour.
41:58Please come and enjoy.
42:00How about you, Yumiko?
42:02I'm not used to Japanese yet.
42:05Not yet?
42:06I'm sorry, how old are you?
42:08I'm probably 26.
42:09Probably?
42:10I turned 26 recently.
42:13I used to work part-time at an academy.
42:15I used to work part-time at an academy.
42:17What kind of part-time job did you have?
42:19I was a national language teacher.
42:20So you were able to teach Shon-san's national language.
42:23Yes.
42:24So I was working part-time.
42:26At that time, I was told to talk to my parents on the phone.
42:30I was very nervous.
42:32I wanted to say,
42:33my son, you're doing well.
42:36My son, you're doing well.
42:40If you say it twice, it doesn't make any sense.
42:42No, no.
42:43I was worried about my parents.
42:45About three days later,
42:46I was sent to the reception.
42:48I think the reception is also dangerous.
42:51Takahiro-san, do you have any mistakes?
42:54Hey-sha and On-sha.
42:56I see.
42:57I sometimes get lost for a moment.
43:01Recently, I had a meal with a client.
43:04When you have to use formal words,
43:07you have to think about it for a moment.
43:10Yumiki-san, do you understand?
43:11Hey-sha and On-sha.
43:13To be honest, I respect Takahiro-san,
43:16but I don't know what to say.
43:19Takahiro-san didn't say anything strange.
43:22I just don't understand.
43:24Takahiro-san, how was it?
43:26I'm sorry to have you come when I'm so bad.
43:29I didn't know there was such a shabby story in the world.
43:32You too!
43:34That's right, that's right.
43:36Next time, HITOMISHI vs. KOMIRYOKU OBAKE
43:39I'm not good at talking.
43:42The staff of my team is next to me,
43:46but I want to change it to this set.
43:48By LINE.
43:49Look forward to it!