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00:01KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA 3 HOUR SPECIAL
00:06KONDO OUJA
00:13KUSESUGO NANETA
00:17NEW YORK YASHIKI
00:22AND THAT MAN TOO!
00:25From the start?
00:27WHAT'S GOING ON?!
00:29You...
00:31KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA
00:33I just don't get it.
00:35Why do we have to do this?
00:37You're supposed to go to the crime scene and catch the culprit!
00:39This is the job of a good detective.
00:42You're good at this stuff.
00:44I'm going to go to the crime scene and interrogate him!
00:46That's enough!
00:48KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA
00:51A detective is a team.
00:54Each member of that team...
01:00Each member of that team...
01:02I'm not sure how to say this.
01:04Each member of that team has a role.
01:08I want you to do that.
01:11I want you to do that.
01:14I want you to do that.
01:15I want you to do that.
01:18I want you to do that.
01:20I want you to do that.
01:21This is the job of a detective.
01:23This is the job of a detective.
01:27Don't try to catch me!
01:29I want to know what you guys think!
01:32He's a detective!
01:34He is a detective!
01:35I'm a detective.
01:37You're a detective!
01:38He's a detective.
01:40He's a detective.
01:42You're a detective.
01:45I'm sorry.
01:47Well, I have no choice but to say it.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:51That's the kind of guy Keiji is.
01:55Wait a minute.
01:57The scene of this incident is right there.
01:59I'm going after all.
02:00No, sit down.
02:01It doesn't matter. I'm going.
02:02Don't mess with me.
02:06Let's decide.
02:07Even though we're a group.
02:09Keiji is a group.
02:11If you move alone.
02:13I'll go.
02:14I don't want to see everyone.
02:16I don't want to see everyone.
02:17I'm going to trample on my friends' feelings.
02:19I'm going to trample on my friends' feelings.
02:25Why are you trampling on me?
02:27You're not good at that.
02:29Don't trample on me.
02:31You're the green one.
02:33It's an example.
02:34It's a marathon from here.
02:36Everyone is yellow.
02:38It's not a green team.
02:40Goal in green.
02:42What color is it?
02:44I'm going to the restaurant.
02:46Soup.
02:48Go into the hall.
02:50Soup.
02:52What should I do with the soup?
02:54You're not good at lecturing.
02:56Speak more properly.
02:58I'm going out, too.
03:00Wait.
03:01Santa Claus.
03:03I love you.
03:07You supported me in the beginning.
03:10What's going on today?
03:12What's going on?
03:14Do you eat vegetables?
03:16Do you eat vegetables?
03:18If you dance, you'll love vegetables.
03:26What is this?
03:29What is this?
03:37He's dancing with a bar.
03:39What is this?
03:41The sun is dazzling.
03:46It's a bar.
03:49He's dancing with a bar.
03:52That's amazing.
03:54He's dancing with a bar.
04:04He's dancing with a bar.
04:06That's amazing.
04:08That's amazing.
04:12It's amazing to think about it.
04:17He's dancing with a bar.
04:20The sun is dazzling.
04:22He's dancing with a bar.
04:28He's dancing with a bar.
04:32He was cut off in the middle.
04:35I'm happy.
04:37What is that?
04:40Let's do it with R1.
04:44What is that?
04:46What is the line you heard from your mother?
04:50I'm home.
04:52The moon is big today.
04:56It's different from usual.
04:58I don't know what the moon is.
05:00But it's amazing.
05:02What is that?
05:04What is that?
05:06What is that?
05:08It's funny.
05:10Tetsuya Takeda was probably dancing with a bar.
05:14I'll do it.
05:16I'll do it.
05:18I'll do it.
05:20Red fox and green...
05:22I'm sorry.
05:24Red fox and green...
05:26I'm not a fox.
05:29Red fox and green raccoon.
05:32Maruhan.
05:34What is that?
05:36What is that?
05:38What is that?
05:40What is that?
05:42It's my name.
05:48It's my name.
05:52What is that?
05:54Traveling.
05:56Traveling.
05:58Traveling.
06:00Traveling.
06:02The spirit is too strong.
06:04The spirit is too strong.
06:06Sensei.
06:12What was that?
06:14What was that?
06:16I know you food inしたら終わりじゃ一発じゃそうねフリンはダメーじゃ
06:24nobu大丈夫だやめろお前は違うだろうお前はこの世界解き放ての
06:33めるるーわしとスケベゴルフいかんか
06:39だめだメルフピンポイントで言うな
06:43そんなジャンルないから
06:48チドリのだいごさんが今見ているであろう夢
06:51だいごね
06:53わしのでっかい股間は酒をかけるとタバコになるよ
07:02なんじゃそりゃ
07:04くるっとるやん
07:06まだのぶのお前
07:08そうやな
07:10まだマシやった俺のほうが
07:12あーっす
07:14やりきったな
07:16やったねセイヤ
07:18セイヤもわけわからん夢暴露ってわけわからない
07:21新ジャンルでしたよ
07:23スケベゴルフって何?
07:25スケベゴルフっていいジャンルある
07:27そんなジャンル聞いたことないのよ
07:32ビップ
07:34先生
07:36渡辺さん
07:38タカシはタカシの妖顔
07:40オトバさん
07:42今は安静にしといてください
07:44緊急うけつのご協力
07:46こんにちは
07:48俺の唯一の新友です
07:50奇跡的に血液型一緒で
07:52ほんとによかった
07:54もせません
07:56え
07:58渡辺さんから頂いた血液ですが
08:00Takahashi-san's body was diagnosed as a foreign object.
08:04A foreign object?
08:06Takahashi-san had a rejection reaction.
08:09A rejection reaction?
08:10This is the worst.
08:11And so...
08:12His only best friend?
08:13His blood type didn't match Watanabe-san's.
08:17What?
08:20It didn't match...
08:25Damn it! Damn it!
08:27I'm truly sorry!
08:29I don't want to lose my blood!
08:31Even after all this time?
08:33That's not something you should know!
08:35It's a rule!
08:37Even after the rejection reaction,
08:39there have been cases in the past
08:41where the blood was miraculously matched.
08:45Watanabe-san,
08:46could you give me another blood sample?
08:50That...
08:51That little chance...
08:53Doctor!
08:54Even with that little chance,
08:56there's a possibility that you'll throw my blood away again!
08:59That's right.
09:00I really don't want to.
09:02How about betting on that little chance?
09:06What do you think?
09:09The other day,
09:11I went to eat with Takahashi after a long time.
09:14Takahashi forgot his wallet,
09:16so I paid for it.
09:18At this rate,
09:20I'll be in debt.
09:22Debt?
09:23That's the worst.
09:25Watanabe-san,
09:26I want you to say this.
09:27Thank you!
09:28What's with this guy?
09:30What kind of guy is he?
09:31Watanabe-san,
09:32Doctor,
09:33how was it?
09:34It didn't...
09:36match.
09:37Yabusha!
09:38You Yabusha!
09:41Hello, I'm Yarenzu.
09:42Good evening, everyone.
09:43I said good evening, but...
09:45You're too loud.
09:46I'm sharp.
09:47I might be too sharp today.
09:48My teeth hurt.
09:49Oh, Okinopoison.
09:50It's poison.
09:51That's right.
09:53Be careful.
09:54It's poison.
09:55If the dentist is a weird dentist,
09:57you won't be able to receive proper treatment.
09:58I'll be fine.
10:03He's inhaling his own saliva.
10:05He might be a weird dentist.
10:06What's wrong?
10:07My teeth hurt.
10:08Your teeth hurt?
10:09Did your teeth hurt when you were born?
10:10No way.
10:11I didn't have teeth when I was born.
10:13I was like a turtle.
10:14What?
10:15A turtle doesn't have teeth?
10:16That's right.
10:17Even if you tell a turtle to bite something,
10:18it won't bite anything.
10:20Be careful.
10:21What did you say?
10:22What did you say?
10:23Your teeth hurt?
10:24Yes.
10:25When did your teeth hurt?
10:26Since yesterday.
10:27How long did it hurt?
10:28I don't know.
10:29It depends on your arm.
10:30My arm?
10:31It depends on my arm.
10:33It might be a bug.
10:34It might be a bug.
10:35I don't know what kind of bug it is,
10:37so I'll pull it out.
10:38Are you stupid?
10:39What are you doing?
10:40That's a big pinch.
10:41Don't move.
10:42It's not a crock tower.
10:43Take a good look.
10:44Oh, really?
10:45What's wrong?
10:46I'm sorry.
10:47I didn't do anything.
10:48I didn't do anything.
10:49I was just messing around.
10:50I was just messing around.
10:51I was eating Tenshin and drinking Chinese tea.
10:52You were just messing around.
10:53Take good care of it.
10:54What did you say?
10:55Take a good look.
10:56I'm begging you.
10:57I'll start with a crock.
10:58A crock?
10:59Yes.
11:00Is this an oasis?
11:01Yes.
11:02Why did you bring a water dispenser?
11:03What?
11:04You should've brought a cup.
11:05A cup?
11:06It says S, M, L.
11:07Why did you choose the size?
11:08Let's go with L.
11:09You don't have to make it big.
11:10It's just a crock.
11:11Let's make it big.
11:12How about money?
11:13It's fine with L.
11:14It's fine with L.
11:15It's fine with L.
11:16How about your favorite band?
11:17Do you have a favorite band?
11:18You don't have to say it.
11:19How about your favorite band?
11:20It's fine.
11:21How about your favorite band?
11:22He's Tama Saburo.
11:23He's Tama Saburo.
11:24That's nice.
11:26He's Tama Saburo.
11:27He's before he's on stage.
11:28How about you?
11:30Why did you look at me?
11:32I see.
11:33You can't choose one?
11:34Why didn't you look at me?
11:35I wasn't able to see you because you were too fast.
11:36Look at me.
11:37There are so many details.
11:38I'm begging you.
11:42You're asking if I'm a judge.
11:44What are you doing?
11:45I'm not looking. It's just shaking.
11:47What is this time?
11:48Open the mouse!
11:49Yes?
11:50Moushiba!
11:52Don't say it like it's 1 out of 100!
11:54It's a moushiba, right?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Let's take a lentogen.
11:57Lentogen, right?
11:58Don't move.
11:59That's not a lentogen.
12:00That's not a lentogen.
12:01That's not a lentogen.
12:02That's not a lentogen.
12:03That's not a lentogen.
12:04That's not a lentogen.
12:05What?
12:06That's not a lentogen.
12:07I told you, San-san!
12:08Take a lentogen, quick!
12:09What are you talking about?
12:11Lentogen, this way.
12:12Lentogen, this way.
12:13Get some oil in here.
12:14Bang!
12:15What are you doing?
12:16Why are you doing it?
12:17What are you doing, Iku?
12:18He's been doing it for four minutes.
12:24I still remember your moushiba.
12:26No, yours is better.
12:27What the hell are you doing?
12:28Let's shave it with a drill.
12:29Yeah, let's shave it with a drill.
12:30You need to cut the ends first.
12:31Is that shaved ice?
12:32I need to prepare a mousui.
12:33Mousui?
12:34Yes, mousui.
12:35I'm sorry.
12:36The needle is clogged.
12:37Why would you need a needle in a parking lot?
12:38I don't care.
12:39It's all changed!
12:40What are you doing?
12:41That's not possible!
12:43I want to go in!
12:44When can I come back?
12:45Don't make it the end.
12:46Thank you very much.
12:47So close!
12:49Mr. Kenta Oda, please come in.
12:56Please have a seat.
12:59You've been very active lately.
13:02Thank you for your busy schedule.
13:03He's a big fan.
13:04Of course, he's a movie star.
13:05You have a lot of commercials.
13:07You have a lot of commercials.
13:08Thank you very much.
13:10This is the scene we're filming today.
13:13Mr. Oda, Angel Furukawa is drinking a snack.
13:18Furukawa is dressed up here.
13:21I'll show you a picture.
13:22Please wait a moment.
13:25Director.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27I'm Suzuki, Oda's manager.
13:29Nice to meet you.
13:30You look like a manager.
13:31I'm in the middle of a commercial Oda is doing.
13:34It's not good to film with other companies.
13:37Is it possible to film without alcohol?
13:40You're drinking whiskey.
13:42That's right.
13:43That's not good.
13:44I'm sorry.
13:45You can't film without whiskey, right?
13:48That's right.
13:49I understand.
13:50You can film without whiskey.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54You can't film without whiskey.
13:57I'm sorry.
13:59I'm doing a commercial for a glass.
14:02A commercial for a glass?
14:03I can't film Oda and a glass together.
14:06I don't know where it's from.
14:07You can't film Oda and a glass?
14:09Yes.
14:10I see.
14:12If it's not a glass product, you can't film the whole glass, right?
14:17That's harsh.
14:19It's impossible?
14:20You can't film Oda and a glass?
14:21That's right.
14:22I'm sorry.
14:23I understand.
14:24You can't film Oda and a glass, right?
14:25That's right.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:27I'll move away for a moment.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29I'm sorry.
14:30You can't film Oda and a glass.
14:31I can't film Oda and a glass.
14:32I'm doing a commercial for an ice pail.
14:34That's detailed.
14:35This?
14:36Yes.
14:37It's popular.
14:38I'm doing a commercial.
14:39I can't film Oda and a glass together.
14:40You've done three commercials so far.
14:42That's a lot.
14:44Three years?
14:45That's a long time.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:48Can you tell me everything?
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51A desk.
14:52A desk?
14:53A chair.
14:54All the furniture.
14:55A cushion.
14:56I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
14:59I can't film Oda and a glass.
15:00I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
15:01I can't film Oda and a glass.
15:02I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
15:03I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
15:04A desk.
15:05A desk.
15:06A desk.
15:07A sofa.
15:08I can't do cushions.
15:09Plants?
15:10No?
15:11I can't do anything but plants.
15:12We're doing a commercial with the plants.
15:13Plants?
15:14Sorry.
15:15I can't do it either.
15:16This one and this one.
15:17I can't do prints of this either.
15:18I can't do anything but almonds.
15:19I can do almonds.
15:20I don't do almonds.
15:21I don't do it either.
15:22I'm sorry.
15:23I can't do almonds.
15:24I'm getting crooked.
15:25My voice became quieter.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27Excuse me, I'd like an almond, please.
15:29Yes, please.
15:31I feel awkward. I'm sorry.
15:33I'm sorry.
15:35I'll look at the picture.
15:37Excuse me, I'll look at the picture.
15:39Here. Excuse me.
15:41It's totally different.
15:43Scene 20.
15:45Ready. Start.
15:47Master.
15:49One more.
15:51Cut.
15:53I'll re-edit the script.
15:55Master.
15:57Hello, I'm Koyamichi.
15:59Nice to meet you.
16:01It's been a long time.
16:03What do you mean?
16:05I've never heard of it.
16:07As time goes by,
16:09it's getting more and more beautiful.
16:11It's a little different from the original.
16:13There's a grotesque expression.
16:15There's a scene where a fly comes out.
16:17Does a fly come out?
16:19It's the story of Taro Urashima.
16:21I know.
16:23I'll read it.
16:25Please listen.
16:27Taro Urashima.
16:29Once upon a time,
16:31children were bullying a flying turtle.
16:33Taro Urashima, who passed by,
16:35helped the flying turtle.
16:37Why are there so many from the beginning?
16:39Taro Urashima, who was flying,
16:41was taken to a flying dragon palace.
16:43There was a beautiful princess
16:45who was flying.
16:47She gave him a lot of delicious food.
16:49It's so dirty.
16:51It's not dirty at all.
16:53She brought a box full of flies.
16:55She said,
16:57I'll give you this box full of flies.
16:59But you can't open this box
17:01full of flies.
17:03Because a lot of flies will come out of it.
17:05What's that creepy box?
17:07As time went by,
17:09Taro Urashima put a fly on his back
17:11and came up to the ground.
17:13Taro Urashima is left behind.
17:15Because the scenery of the village has changed so much,
17:17Taro Urashima, who was full of flies,
17:19opened the box full of flies.
17:21How did you get back to the village?
17:23Then,
17:25a lot of flies
17:27came out
17:29from inside.
17:31I told you.
17:33Because flies will come out.
17:35The amount of flies
17:37is said to be
17:391,000,000 or 1,500,000.
17:41What's that stupid number?
17:43In the old days,
17:45Taro Urashima, who was full of flies,
17:47was taken by a turtle
17:49who was full of flies.
17:51He was taken to Ryukujo.
17:53Ryukujo.
17:55Ryukujo.
17:57Ryukujo.
17:59Ryukujo.
18:01Ryukujo.
18:03Ryukujo.
18:05Ryukujo.
18:07Ryukujo.
18:09Ryukujo.
18:11Ryukujo.
18:13Ryukujo.
18:15Ryukujo.
18:17Ryukujo.
18:19Ryukujo.
18:21Ryukujo.
18:23Ryukujo.
18:25Ryukujo.
18:27Ryukujo.
18:29Ryukujo.
18:31Ryukujo.
18:33Ryukujo.
18:35Ryukujo.
18:37Ryukujo.
18:39Ryukujo.
18:41Ryukujo.
18:43Ryukujo.
18:45Ryukujo.
18:47Ryukujo.
18:49Ryukujo.
18:51Ryukujo.
18:53Ryukujo.
18:55Ryukujo.
18:57Ryukujo.
18:59Ryukujo.
19:01Ryukujo.
19:03Ryukujo.
19:05Ryukujo.
19:07Ryukujo.
19:09Ryukujo.
19:11Ryukujo.
19:13Ryukujo.
19:15Ryukujo.
19:17Ryukujo.
19:19Ryukujo.
19:21Ryukujo.
19:23Ryukujo.
19:25Ryukujo.
19:27Ryukujo.
19:29Ryukujo.
19:31Ryukujo.
19:33Ryukujo.
19:35Ryukujo.
19:37Ryukujo.
19:39Amazing!
19:50amazing!
19:51amazing!
19:55Hey!
19:56Great!
19:59Scariest!
20:01We're not going to be able to float.
20:03You're floating.
20:05Hey, brother.
20:06Brother, brother.
20:08Do you like the titans?
20:10No, I don't.
20:11Who do you like?
20:12I'm scared.
20:13Oh, Sakamoto.
20:14I'm going to shoot you.
20:16He's fighting back.
20:18He doesn't like Sakamoto.
20:20It's okay.
20:22He's not going to recover.
20:24It's Okamoto. He's in the seat.
20:26Don't shoot me.
20:28Don't shoot me.
20:29Look at me.
20:31I brought a glove today.
20:33It doesn't matter who it is.
20:34Catch it.
20:35I'm going to sell it at Mercari.
20:37You're the worst.
20:38I'm good at business.
20:40You're smart.
20:42I don't understand what Narita is saying.
20:45Oh, I see.
20:47Narita.
20:49Square and round glasses.
20:51Is that a controller?
20:53Listen to me.
20:55You came to me once.
20:56Okamoto is in the seat.
20:58Don't shoot me.
20:59Don't shoot Okamoto.
21:00I'm going to sell it at Mercari.
21:03I shot it.
21:04It's big.
21:05It's going in.
21:06It's really going in.
21:07I got it.
21:08I got it.
21:09I got it.
21:10I really got it.
21:11I got it.
21:12It's amazing, isn't it?
21:14I got it.
21:15Don't shoot me.
21:16Don't shoot me.
21:18I got it.
21:19You're the worst.
21:20You're Okamoto.
21:21You're a titan.
21:24Okamoto.
21:26I'm sorry, but could you sign this?
21:29What?
21:36Would you like to warm this?
21:38As you like.
21:39As you like.
21:40What is this character?
21:41It's 500 yen.
21:43Tell me which one.
21:45As you like.
21:49It's like this.
21:50Oh, he's a policeman.
21:52Actually, I got a witness report that a wanted criminal appeared around here.
21:56Did you see any suspicious person?
21:59Suspicious person?
22:00Do you know the characteristics of the criminal?
22:02I have a witness report.
22:04His name is Kaoru Yamamura.
22:07He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:10He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:12Did you see any suspicious person?
22:14Can you show me again?
22:15Can you show me again?
22:16What kind of person is he?
22:17His name is Kaoru Yamamura.
22:18He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:21He's a policeman who's chasing the criminal.
22:22Please cooperate with the investigation.
22:25I understand.
22:26I'll cooperate.
22:27Really?
22:28Yes.
22:29Can I ask your name?
22:30Me?
22:31I'm Kaoru Yamamura.
22:32He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:35Did you see any suspicious person?
22:36Suspicious person?
22:37Yes.
22:38Do you have a security camera?
22:39I have one in my office.
22:40I'll check it over there.
22:41Can I see it?
22:42Please.
22:43Do you want to come with me?
22:44It's okay.
22:45There's a register.
22:46He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:48He's too crazy.
22:49I'll call the police.
22:50Oh my god!
22:51He was on the security camera!
22:53He was?
22:54Kaoru Yamamura was there!
22:55He's chasing the criminal.
22:57Kaoru Yamamura is a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
23:00He's laughing.
23:01Kaoru Yamamura said,
23:02Do whatever you want.
23:03I don't understand.
23:04It's scary.
23:05It's scary, isn't it?
23:06It's scary.
23:07I'm confused.
23:08He's scary.
23:09He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
23:11He's suspicious.
23:12He's not there.
23:15Why is he facing this way?
23:17He's suspicious, isn't he?
23:20It's Kaoru Yamamura!
23:25Kaoru Yamamura was there!
23:26Kaoru Yamamura was there!
23:28He's looking in the mirror.
23:29Kaoru Yamamura was there!
23:30It's you.
23:31It's you who was on the security camera.
23:33Kaoru Yamamura is not there.
23:34Where did he go?
23:35Did he run away?
23:36Where did he go?
23:37Where did he go?
23:38Calm down.
23:39You're not the criminal, are you?
23:42That's right.
23:43That's right.
23:44That's right.
23:47I may have wanted someone to find me.
23:54It's a new self-study.
23:55You lost, detective.
23:56I'm not a detective.
23:57I'm a detective.
23:58What is this?
23:59I see.
24:00I see.
24:01It's a self-study.
24:02It's a self-study.
24:03I chose it myself.
24:06I'm going to self-study.
24:07Oh, self-study.
24:08Can I borrow your cell phone?
24:09Oh, yes.
24:10Self-study, please.
24:13Hello.
24:14I'm Kaoru Yamamura.
24:16I'm at the convenience store in front of the station.
24:18Oh, self-study.
24:19It's self-study.
24:20Thanks to you, I woke up.
24:22That's great.
24:23Yes.
24:28Police?
24:29Yes.
24:30Right now.
24:31You got caught.
24:32It's a heavy crime, isn't it?
24:33It's scary.
24:34I can forget everything.
24:35It's too scary.
24:36Isn't it too early to do a nude test at 9 a.m.?
24:39Isn't it too early to do a nude test at 9 a.m.?
24:41I thought a beautiful student was more elegant.
24:46Excuse me.
24:48Excuse me.
24:50Good morning.
24:51I'm sorry.
24:53Should I stand here?
24:55Should I stand here?
24:57Excuse me.
24:59I'm sorry.
25:01A lot of people are looking at me.
25:05I don't want to do a nude test from now on.
25:08It's about time.
25:10What is this?
25:12Thank you for the food.
25:13Thank you for the food.
25:14No.
25:15These guys are the worst.
25:18Is this person right?
25:21Is this person a model?
25:23He's a pervert.
25:24It's not like a weird person came in, is it?
25:28He's saying something like Cheshire.
25:30Thank you for the food.
25:35It stinks.
25:37It's started.
25:39This guest is also KAWAMURA MIYUKI.
25:44What will he sing this time?
25:46He will sing the song of MIYUKI NAKAJIMA.
25:49Please sing.
25:52Please sing normally.
25:55I miss this song.
25:58I don't like this face.
25:59Please sing.
26:00KIKASHIYA.
26:01I don't like this face.
26:05I don't like this face.
26:06All the songs in this song are in the chorus.
26:10I don't like this face.
26:13I don't like this face.
26:16I don't like this face.
26:21I don't like this face.
26:27I'm about to cry.
26:31I don't like this face.
26:32I don't like this face.
26:34I'm about to cry.
26:39He arranged the song too much.
26:41I'm happy.
26:42I remembered.
26:47He is cute.
26:53He is very cute.
26:55I don't like this face.
27:01He is very cute.
27:07I don't like this face.
27:21I don't like this face.
27:23Please sing normally.
27:24I don't like this face.
27:25I'm about to cry.
27:27I don't like this face.
27:34It's like an ending theme.
27:37I don't like this face.
27:41I don't like this face.
27:45I don't like this face.
27:48I don't like this face.
27:49I don't like this face.
27:51I don't like this face.
27:53I don't like this face.
27:55I don't like this face.
27:57I don't like this face.
27:59Rikka came to our show for the first time.
28:02Since then, she has been watching KUSESUGO.
28:05I think she has done about a thousand episodes.
28:09We have prepared this.
28:12IHARA RIKKA's KUSESUGO NETA GRAND PRIX.
28:19We will see Rikka's favorite stories.
28:22I understand this.
28:23I'm scared.
28:25IHARA RIKKA's KUSESUGO NETA GRAND PRIX.
28:30This is RARANDO's school greeting.
28:33There are a lot of idol's school greetings.
28:37I didn't know there was such a thing.
28:39You don't have to do it.
28:43This is a three-hour special edition.
28:45This is very long.
28:47The cast is very good.
28:50I can't remember this.
28:52Excuse me.
28:54Can I greet you?
28:55Yes, of course.
28:57Everyone's happy cat.
28:59Overwhelming cat life.
29:01American short hair born in Japan.
29:03Relaxed and sweet.
29:07Everyone's energy ball.
29:09I stepped on the cat.
29:11Don't step on the cat.
29:13I stepped on the cat.
29:14It's a little long.
29:15Don't step on the cat.
29:17It's a pet.
29:18I will get angry.
29:19It's a little long.
29:22It's a little long.
29:24This is my first time at a variety show.
29:26I want you to remember my name.
29:28The cast is very good.
29:32Please tell me your name.
29:36Everyone's happy cat.
29:38Overwhelming cat life.
29:40American short hair born in Japan.
29:42Relaxed and sweet.
29:44I can't remember this.
29:47What is that?
29:50It's a little long.
29:51It's a pet.
29:52I will get angry.
29:53It's a pet.
29:54But in the law, it's called a cat.
29:56I don't know.
29:58It's a family.
29:59I love it and raise it.
30:01But in the law, it's called a cat.
30:06I stepped on the cat.
30:08I stepped on the cat.
30:09What is that?
30:10It's called a cat.
30:11Don't call it a cat.
30:12It's a family.
30:13Don't call it a cat.
30:14It's a family.
30:15It's a family.
30:16It's a family.
30:18It's not a cat.
30:19It's a family.
30:21It's not a cat.
30:22It's a family.
30:24I'm Zaigenji.
30:25Zaigenji?
30:27Zaigenji.
30:28Nice to meet you.
30:29Zaigenji.
30:30I remember.
30:31What's your name?
30:32I'm Tomi.
30:33Zaigenji Tomi?
30:34Yes.
30:35Are you from the war?
30:36Nice to meet you.
30:38The room is dirty.
30:39It's sold too much.
30:41I can't clean it.
30:43I can't look at it.
30:46I want to be a commentator.
30:47It's sold too much.
30:48It's sold too much.
30:50What is the second place in Ihara Rikka's Kusesugo ranking?
30:55JAL JAL's
30:56The one who orders Akueri at a cafe.
31:00That's a good one.
31:02Welcome.
31:03Are you alone?
31:04Yes.
31:05Please come in.
31:08Akueri.
31:10Akueri.
31:11That's a good one.
31:12The one who orders Akueri.
31:14It's a regular cafe.
31:16We don't have Akueri.
31:18What?
31:19You don't have Akueri?
31:21It's a regular cafe.
31:24How about a can of Akueri?
31:26We don't have it.
31:28A can of Akueri.
31:29A can of Akueri for 500 yen.
31:31We don't have it.
31:32A can of Akueri for 500 yen.
31:34A can of Akueri for 500 yen.
31:35It's an illustration for 350 yen.
31:37And 150 yen for white Akueri.
31:39We don't have that kind of Akueri.
31:40Akueri.
31:41We have it.
31:43We have it.
31:44Please give us a can of Akueri.
31:45We don't have it.
31:47Why not?
31:48It's a regular cafe.
31:49We don't have it.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:53How about a can of yellow Akueri?
31:54We don't have it.
31:56Please give us a menu.
31:58It's that one.
31:59It's not the vitamin one.
32:01It's the lemon one.
32:03The one with different colors.
32:05The one for 500 yen.
32:06We don't have it.
32:07Why not?
32:08We haven't seen it recently.
32:10Where do you sell it?
32:12It might be in an old onsen.
32:13It might be in an old onsen.
32:15Please buy it.
32:17We don't buy it.
32:18We don't have that kind of service.
32:20It's not about money.
32:22Please give us that one.
32:24I'm so thirsty.
32:26If you want to drink Spodrigal,
32:27If you want to drink Spodrigal,
32:28we have Pocari Sweat.
32:29We don't have it.
32:30We don't have it.
32:33We don't have it.
32:35We don't have it.
32:36We don't have it.
32:37We don't have it.
32:39We don't have it.
32:41We don't have it.
32:43We don't have it.
32:45We don't have it.
32:47We don't have it.
32:49We don't have it.
32:51We don't have it.
32:54We don't have it.
32:56We don't have it.
32:58We don't have it.
33:00We don't have it.
33:02We don't have it.
33:04We don't have it.
33:05We don't have it.
33:07We don't have it.
33:09The winner of the IHARA Rikka's KUSESUGO Ranking is...
33:14The legendary elementary school student who didn't do her homework for 6 years.
33:20She's so stubborn.
33:22She's so stubborn that she wants to study.
33:27Missy, you said you didn't do your homework.
33:30You didn't look away.
33:31You didn't look away.
33:33I want to interview you.
33:35Are you okay?
33:36Yes.
33:37Are you okay?
33:38Yes.
33:39Let me ask you some questions.
33:40She's an elementary school student.
33:42First of all, when did you start doing your homework?
33:46I started doing my homework in the summer vacation of the first year of elementary school.
33:53The summer vacation of the first year.
33:54When did you start doing your homework?
33:57I don't know.
33:58You don't know?
34:00You don't know, do you?
34:01First of all, why don't you do your homework?
34:05Because I don't want to do it.
34:08Why don't you want to do it?
34:09You're good at asking questions.
34:12I don't want to do it because it's annoying and I don't know well.
34:20So I don't do it.
34:22Don't you get scolded by your teacher?
34:23I get scolded.
34:25Don't you hate it when you get scolded?
34:26I hate it.
34:30I don't do it anymore.
34:31You don't do it.
34:32You can do it without laughing.
34:34I don't want to do it.
34:35Really?
34:36Don't you get scolded by your teacher?
34:37I get scolded, but I just get scolded at school.
34:41I don't get scolded when I go home.
34:45I say that and I do it because I don't want to do it.
34:50That's what happens.
34:51I do it because I don't want to do it.
34:58I don't do it.
35:03You don't do it.
35:05I see.
35:07By the way, is there a homework that you are most confident in?
35:13The one you are most confident in.
35:17What kind of question is that?
35:19You don't do any of them, do you?
35:21This one.
35:22The one you can do in 5 minutes.
35:24I'm confident in this one.
35:25I'm confident in this one.
35:27You don't do it at all.
35:30You don't do anything.
35:31You can do it in 5 minutes.
35:33My parents told me to do it because I can do it in 5 minutes.
35:38But I didn't do it.
35:40That's amazing.
35:42It doesn't have a crease.
35:44It's not open.
35:45That's amazing.
35:50Is there a homework that you didn't do?
35:56My teacher told me to do my homework.
36:02Everyone told me that I should do it.
36:06That's amazing.
36:08But I didn't do it.
36:14My teacher and my parents told me that I should do it.
36:19But I didn't do it.
36:23My teacher and my parents told me that I should do it.
36:31But I didn't do it.
36:33I didn't want to do it, but I thought I should do it.
36:38My teacher and my parents told me that I should do it.
36:44But I didn't want to do it.
36:46I didn't do it.
36:48I didn't do it.
36:49My teacher and my parents told me that I should do it.
36:53But I didn't do it.
36:55I didn't want to do it.
36:58I didn't want to do it.
37:01But I didn't do it.
37:03I didn't want to do it.
37:05But I didn't do it.
37:07Why didn't you do it?
37:11Why didn't you do it?
37:14I don't know.
37:16You don't know.
37:17They are all geniuses.
37:20Nanabelle.
37:22Her eyes and mouth.
37:24I don't know.
37:26I don't think she is showing her mouth.
37:29I think she will be a weird YouTuber in the future.
37:32She is unique.
37:35After this, she will produce the New York mansion on her own.
37:40She is tired.
37:42She talks a lot.
37:43She talks a lot.
37:45She talks a lot.
37:47She hasn't lost her temper recently.
37:49Please teach her a lesson.
37:51I will teach her a lesson.
37:53Run! Run!
37:55Run! Run!
37:57Be more excited!
37:59I can't hear you.
38:04A popular entertainer will create a new mansion.
38:08She will produce the Grand Prix on her own.
38:13This time...
38:15Hello, I'm Yashiki from New York.
38:17Nice to meet you.
38:19Yashiki from New York.
38:23It's been a long time since I had such an anxious job.
38:27I can't do anything.
38:29I'm in a half-hearted state.
38:31I'm afraid of what Chidori will do.
38:33I'm going to say everything now.
38:35That's right.
38:37The first one to be produced is...
38:41Me!
38:43Me!
38:45This is amazing.
38:47This is the best one.
38:49Everybody has presented a shocking new work.
38:53Okay.
38:55Everyone, look at the party mansion.
38:59Yashiki will challenge this new story.
39:02We are Yashiki Buddy.
39:07Suddenly, Yashiki...
39:09Why are you dressed like that?
39:12I'm going to debut as an idol.
39:15Pardon?
39:17Debut as an idol?
39:19What do you mean?
39:21I've already made a song.
39:23If you become an idol, what should I do?
39:26I'm going to sing now.
39:28Hiromasa, please sing a love song.
39:31Wow, isn't it great to be able to sing a love song?
39:34Yes.
39:38Music.
39:42I thought you were going to say something.
39:44It's good now.
39:46Thank you all for coming today.
39:48I'm going to get excited.
39:54It's amazing from here.
40:00I'm going to have a boyfriend.
40:03Do you have a boyfriend?
40:05Do you have a boyfriend?
40:07Do you have a boyfriend?
40:09I'm an idol.
40:11Advertisement.
40:15I understand.
40:17That's good.
40:19He tricked me.
40:22Do you really have a boyfriend?
40:26Really?
40:29You're sick, right?
40:31My partner is...
40:33Is he going to push you in?
40:36I don't want to be pushed.
40:38Shut up and give him to me.
40:41Oh
41:11You're lying! You're lying! I'm so glad you're lying!
41:13This is so hard!
41:14You're lying! You're lying! I'm so glad you're lying!
41:16Now everyone can cheer for the ace, right?
41:23That's amazing!
41:25But I lied, so I'm going to be an idol!
41:29Wow! You're going to quit? You're going to quit?
41:34That's amazing!
41:37He did it!
41:39That was amazing!
41:40He did it!
41:42Next up is...
41:45I'm Masahiro Ehara, who recently retired from being a comedian.
41:52The best comedian, Uncle Arakure,
41:54The best comedian, Uncle Arakure,
41:59What kind of production will he do?
42:01That's amazing, Uncle Arakure.
42:03He's really good at copying people's lines.
42:07What?
42:08Let's take a look.
42:09What do you mean copying people's lines?
42:10I produced it, so watch it!
42:16You don't remember?
42:17I do!
42:18You don't remember?
42:20The man who destroyed the order of comedy
42:23will destroy the mansion tonight!
42:25Hollywood's Zako Mansion!
42:28Zako Mansion.
42:34Oh, that's right!
42:41He has no choice but to do it.
42:49You have a low tension!
42:58This is crazy!
43:00How many times have you done this?
43:02This is just a warm-up.
43:05Shall we start?
43:06Let's start with Ikko, who exaggerated too much.
43:10Let's start with the normal Ikko.
43:12The normal Ikko is like this.
43:14How many times?
43:16But the exaggerated Ikko is like this.
43:21But the more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
43:25The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
43:28Oh, no!
43:30Not at all!
43:32He said, not at all!
43:34Oh, no!
43:37This is a disaster.
43:39Oh, no!
43:40Oh, no!
43:41The window!
43:45That's amazing.
43:50He's doing well.
43:52Ten!
43:57Let's go to the next one.
44:00Are you tired?
44:01No, I'm not tired.
44:02The exaggerated Ikko is like this.
44:04The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
44:07There are 200 colors.
44:09But the more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
44:16But the more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
44:22Oh, good!
44:23Wait a little more!
44:25Oh, good!
44:27This is a disaster.
44:29This is really...
44:32This is a disaster.
44:34This is like a disaster.
44:38Let's go to the next one.
44:40This is the normal Ikko.
44:42The normal Ikko is like this.
44:44The normal Ikko is like this.
44:46This is a disaster.
44:50But the more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
44:59Do it!
45:00More!
45:01The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
45:08Are you embarrassed?
45:10Do it more!
45:12The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
45:14Do it!
45:15The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
45:18Do it!
45:19The more exaggerated Ikko is like this.
45:28I lost.
45:30That's amazing.
45:33It was a good memory.
45:34You taught me.
45:35When I thought he was embarrassed, I said,
45:39No, I can't.
45:42When he was doing his best,
45:45he was like this.
45:47He was like me.
45:49I want everyone to feel my feelings.
45:53I have invited a special guest.
45:55Who is it?
45:56It's the last one.
45:57Who is it?
46:03It's been three weeks.
46:05It's been three weeks.
46:06It's been three weeks.
46:08It's been three weeks.
46:11You're gone.
46:15Thanks to Mr. Zako, I was able to get rid of my feelings.
46:18You've been doing well.
46:19I'm doing well.
46:20I'm doing well today.
46:22Really?
46:23I'm doing well.
46:25What?
46:26I'm doing well.
46:27You're doing well in 2025.
46:29I'm doing well.
46:30I'm doing well.
46:31I'm doing well.
46:32Someone, please produce it.
46:35Do you want me to practice?
46:36Yes.
46:37Daigo-chan, let's go.
46:38Daigo-chan.
46:40Daigo-chan.
46:41How can you do this?
46:44What is this?
46:45This is a tough act.
46:48I haven't been able to get rid of my feelings lately.
46:50Please practice.
46:52Please.
46:54Asshole.
46:55Asshole.
46:56Asshole.
46:57Asshole.
46:58Asshole.
46:59Asshole.
47:00You should be more excited.
47:03I'm not.
47:04I'm not.
47:05You should be more excited.
47:06Asshole.
47:07Asshole.
47:08Yay!
47:11Yay!
47:13Now, now, now.
47:16First Hamada, who over-exaggerated.
47:20The usual Hamada,
47:23I announce the result!
47:26But Hamada who over-exaggerated...
47:28Burnt!
47:30Burnt!
47:31The result is burnt!
47:33Burnt!
47:34But, the one who over-exaggerated...
47:37Go! Go! Go!
47:40Go! Go! Go!
47:44It's a pot!
47:46It's a pot!
47:47It really felt like there was a pot just now.
47:52Go! Go! Go! Go!
47:56Go! Go! Go! Go!
47:59Hiya!
48:01Go! Go! Go! Go!
48:04Go! Go!
48:05Shut up!
48:07Don't be shy!
48:09Don't be shy!
48:11Don't be shy!
48:13He's not shy.
48:15Next, next.
48:17This is the last one.
48:19Nobu-chan, you want to go?
48:21Normal Nobu or...
48:23Squid, squid!
48:25I'm listening.
48:27I'll do it.
48:29Squid!
48:31Squid!
48:33Squid!
48:35Squids!
48:37More!
48:39More!
48:41Squid!
48:43Squid!
48:45Squid!
48:47Squids!
48:49Squid!
48:51Squid!
48:53Squid!
48:55Squid!
48:57So close!
48:59This is hell.
49:01This is hell.
49:03Squid, squid, squid!
49:05Squid, squid, squid!
49:07Squid, squid, squid!
49:09You can't eat them!
49:11Squid!
49:13Squid!
49:15Squid!
49:17Squids!
49:19Squids!
49:21My hair!
49:23My hair!
49:25Really!
49:27Really!
49:29Oh my god, he's gone.
49:30He's gone.
49:31He's gone.
49:31He's gone.
49:32He's gone.
49:33He's gone, Keno-san.
49:34He's gone.
49:35He's gone.
49:36He's gone.
49:36He's the last one to go.
49:38Nobu-chan, you too.
49:40Alright, alright.
49:42I'm so angry.
49:47I'm so angry.
49:50You weren't angry at all.
49:52It's because you're the one who's gone.
49:54It's because you're not okay.
49:57That was amazing!
49:59It was like I was in the middle of the water!
50:01I don't know how to breathe in the air anymore!
50:05Thank you very much, Master!
50:07Thank you very much!
50:09Now, everyone.
50:11This is not the end.
50:13It's not the end?
50:15It's not the end, right?
50:17It's not the end,
50:19but actually, I, Nobu,
50:21produced...
50:23You produced?
50:25I was involved.
50:27You were?
50:29In the last episode,
50:31I was told to go.
50:33Who was it?
50:35Seriously,
50:37it's already at its peak.
50:39Completely.
50:41How did you do it?
50:43It's because of Nobu's effort.
50:45Right?
50:47That's how much he's been working on it.
50:49I see!
50:51I'm looking forward to it.
50:53Finally,
50:55a special man
50:57appears.
50:59I want to do it, but I don't want to.
51:01I don't want to do it.
51:03But,
51:05it's a matter of whether I run away or not.
51:07I won't run away.
51:09I'm fighting right now.
51:11You're a foreigner.
51:13I won't run away.
51:15After this,
51:17Nobu,
51:19who can only be seen tonight,
51:21will appear.
51:23It's the last season.
51:27I won't run away.
51:29I won't run away.
51:31Even though he's a foreigner,
51:33he was able to do it.
51:35Right.
51:37There's no laughter
51:39in this meta-film.
51:41It's amazing.