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00:00The winner is...
00:02Congratulations!
00:04Congratulations!
00:06Congratulations!
00:08Ready?
00:103, 2...
00:12Which one should I start with?
00:14There are so many.
00:16You decide.
00:18Which one should I start with?
00:20If you decide, we'll all go die.
00:22There are so many.
00:24Is there anyone you can talk to?
00:26Will you die?
00:28There are so many.
00:30This is the only place I can be happy.
00:32This is the only place I can be happy.
00:34In the midst of all this,
00:36I have good news.
00:38Congratulations on your wedding!
00:40Congratulations on your wedding!
00:42Thank you so much.
00:44Thank you so much.
00:46Did you marry the person from Ginza?
00:48Did you marry the person from Ginza?
00:50No.
00:52Did you marry the person from Ginza?
00:54No.
00:56We haven't discussed this.
00:58We haven't discussed this.
01:00I dated the woman from Daikoku.
01:02I dated the woman from Daikoku.
01:04It was a long time ago.
01:06What about your wife?
01:08She's a woman from Ginza.
01:10I heard you two say goodbye to each other.
01:12I heard you two say goodbye to each other.
01:14I was so moved.
01:16You two said goodbye.
01:18You two said goodbye.
01:20You two said goodbye.
01:22I'm about to cry.
01:24Oh!
01:24Um...
01:26What were we talking about?
01:27You know,
01:29I like the part where we break up the most.
01:32Yeah, I get it.
01:33You like love.
01:36You like love and comedy.
01:38You like love and comedy.
01:40We called in the afternoon and met up,
01:43and we talked about this place.
01:44You know, the details.
01:46You know, the battle.
01:48The battle.
01:49If you'd made the book cover.
01:51The book cover?
01:54You're a teacher!
01:55Don't call it a discriminatory term.
01:57Why?
01:59So, while we were talking about breaking up,
02:03there was a parade going on.
02:05What do you think?
02:06That's it!
02:08While we were talking about breaking up,
02:10there was a parade going on.
02:12It's like in an American movie.
02:14What kind of parade?
02:16It was a parade for winning.
02:18Winning?
02:20That's not fair!
02:22It was a parade for losers!
02:24It was a parade for losers!
02:26That's not fair!
02:28It was a cheap and lively parade.
02:30Oh, I see.
02:32It was a cheap and lively parade.
02:34Winning doesn't seem that important.
02:37What kind of festival?
02:39A shopping mall?
02:41A shopping mall?
02:43We were all drunk,
02:45and you're talking nonsense!
02:47What kind of day was it?
02:50You're starting off with nonsense.
02:52That's right.
02:54I like that kind of start.
02:58I think he's got a lot of brains.
03:03We had a lot of conversations about marriage,
03:07but I've never seen anything like this.
03:11I've never imagined a parade at a shopping mall.
03:15I've never imagined a parade at a shopping mall.
03:17I've never imagined a parade at a shopping mall.
03:20You guys were talking about breakups.
03:22You guys were talking about breakups.
03:24How long have you been together?
03:26About 5 years.
03:28That's a long time.
03:30Tell us the real break up.
03:32Why are you in a hurry?
03:34That's a long time!
03:36That's a long time!
03:38What's the real break up?
03:40What's the real break up?
03:42We spent a long time together.
03:44We spent a long time together.
03:46We grew apart.
03:48We spent a long time together.
03:50We grew apart.
04:00I was playing Mahjong.
04:04We were talking about love.
04:06We were talking about love.
04:08We were talking about love.
04:10What did you wait for?
04:12What did you wait for?
04:14What did you wait for?
04:16Wait, wait, wait!
04:18Penalty! Penalty!
04:20You have two low pins, so you can't do that!
04:22Why did you say stay high?
04:24That's enough!
04:268, 8, 8!
04:28So, you were playing Mahjong?
04:30I was going up and saying,
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08:28it worked!
08:30If I looked at that bag didn't beat you I wouldn't win
08:34These legs are just as big
08:36You're so big.
08:43I am over 50
08:45and in my high school years I'm an AV actor
08:47So something's fishy
08:49You've been fooling around
08:52Don't be a dumbass
08:54You're over 50
08:57I'm not doing that.
08:59That's not fair!
09:01Just give me back my receipt.
09:03What's that?
09:052,400 yen.
09:07You're gonna lose some money!
09:09I'm not doing that!
09:11You're not doing that!
09:13You're trying to make me laugh!
09:15You're trying to make me laugh!
09:17You're not good enough!
09:19I'm going to give you 1,000 yen!
09:21I'm going to give you 1,000 yen!
09:23I'll give you 1,000 yen!
09:25over 50 years old?
09:27A senior AV actor who is over 50 years old.
09:30That's a bit of a blunder.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:33I'm in a bad mood, I'm in a bad mood.
09:35Minami-kawa, Minami-kawa?
09:37That's too early, that's too early.
09:41You have to pay the money.
09:43There is the money, there is the money.
09:45This is the first time, the first time.
09:49This is the first time, the first time.
09:51Who is it?
09:52I'm the director of the show that makes the girls work, even if it's a little less.
09:59It's OK to be an idol.
10:03I'm not a little bit of a crazy guy.
10:05He's really just a little bit.
10:07He's just a little bit.
10:08He's just a little bit crazy.
10:10He's a little bit crazy.
10:11Go back.
10:14It's 2400 yen.
10:16It's cheap.
10:18It's really cheap.
10:19It's a 2400 yen shop.
10:22It's just a shirt.
10:24Takotsukunasanma-san.
10:26Takotsukunyan.
10:28What are you doing?
10:29He's counting.
10:30He's counting.
10:31It's a personal business.
10:32He stepped on my glasses.
10:35That's a big minus.
10:36That's a big minus.
10:37He stepped on my glasses.
10:38He stepped on my glasses.
10:39He stepped on my glasses.
10:42I heard you're wearing Gucci glasses.
10:44Yes.
10:45Why do you only wear factory-made glasses?
10:47I only wear factory-made glasses.
10:49It's because of this.
10:51You look like a clown.
10:53You look like a clown.
10:55You look like a clown.
10:58He usually wears Gucci glasses.
11:01You've become a star.
11:03You've become a star.
11:05You have a big complaint.
11:07The first complaint is from Champion's Shinichi-san.
11:10You are a violator of the comedy act.
11:14Watch where you're standing.
11:16He was on camera.
11:18What's going on?
11:20He's organizing his receipt.
11:24He's a free agent.
11:26He's important.
11:28When people talk about you,
11:30you organize your receipt.
11:32Receipt is more important than the claim.
11:34You have to give it to your wife.
11:36I'm scared of people's claims.
11:38What's this?
11:40He has no manners when it comes to comedy.
11:42He's always talking about himself.
11:44Aminami-san?
11:46There's no change in his manners to treat his juniors.
11:48You're the same.
11:50You're the same.
11:52You're the same.
11:54You're the same.
11:56You're the same.
11:58You're the same.
12:00You're the same.
12:02You're the same.
12:04I'm talking right now,
12:06but he's trying to make his turn.
12:08He's pretending to be angry.
12:10He wants to make his turn.
12:12If he was a junior,
12:14he would give him a chance to talk.
12:16That's right.
12:18He wants to make his turn.
12:20When I was invited to the Champions League for the first time,
12:22Mr. Saraba was there.
12:24I've known Mr. Saraba for a long time.
12:26Mr. Saraba talked to me a lot.
12:28Mr. Minamikawa was here.
12:30I think there was a lot of response to the previous recording.
12:32I think there was a lot of response to the previous recording.
12:34He didn't come to us.
12:36I've known him for a long time.
12:38I've known him for a long time.
12:40I've known him for a long time.
12:42He had no time to talk to you.
12:44Why didn't he come a little?
12:46Why didn't he talk to you?
12:48Why didn't he talk to you?
12:52That's different.
12:54That's different.
12:58I'm trying to make my turn.
13:00I'm trying to make my turn.
13:02I'm trying to make my turn.
13:04What are you saying?
13:06You're the one who beat him up.
13:08Just say it in front of everyone.
13:10I didn't think he'd come three times, so I was like, this is bad.
13:13He came three times in the first episode.
13:16You always ask how many there are in the school, and I tell you there are five, don't you?
13:20You didn't listen to me at that time.
13:22If you didn't listen to me, it's 2-2.
13:25Think of it as 2-2.
13:26Think of it as 2-2.
13:28There are only two more.
13:30There are only two more.
13:31It's 2-2.
13:32That's bad.
13:33It's over for today.
13:34It's over for today.
13:35It's over for today.
13:36It's over for today.
13:37It's over for today.
13:38I'll do it later.
13:39I'll do it later.
13:40Because it's already slipped forward.
13:44It's azy.
13:45It's azy.
13:47What should I do?
13:48Is he thinking about only himself?
13:51It feels like that.
13:53It feels like that.
13:54I'm told that I'm able to give up right away.
13:57As for me, I'm being violence.
14:00That's a big problem.
14:02That's a big problem.
14:03I don't know this.
14:04Minamikawa-san.
14:06There are a lot of people like that.
14:08I go to the set a lot.
14:10I went to the set a lot last year.
14:12Oh, really?
14:14There is a 10-hour limited time set.
14:16I'm the kind of person who can calculate all the cuts.
14:20Oh, because you're a professional.
14:22That's where I get angry.
14:24Why?
14:26I don't get angry.
14:28Why?
14:30I don't do anything wrong.
14:32It's just bullying.
14:34You're being bullied.
14:36There's a lot going on.
14:38There's a lot going on.
14:40No, it's not like that.
14:42You're mistaken for a popular entertainer.
14:44You're mistaken for a popular entertainer.
14:46I don't know if I can say that.
14:48I don't know if I can say that.
14:50You're the one who laughed the most yesterday.
14:52You're the one who laughed the most yesterday.
14:54Shin-ichi was filming.
14:56Shin-ichi was filming.
14:58He said a lot about my wife.
15:00He said a lot about my wife.
15:02He was too vulnerable.
15:04He was too vulnerable.
15:06You deserve a penalty.
15:08I hit you.
15:10You came here and I hit you.
15:12You came here and I hit you.
15:14You came here and I hit you.
15:16You can hit me for free that way.
15:20You don't have to do that.
15:22You don't have to do that.
15:24You don't have to do that.
15:28Mr. Kinagawa is really calculating.
15:30If it was to sell, I'd do anything.
15:33What he said to me was,
15:36if I had a wife, I'd be able to sleep with her for another two weeks.
15:42That's too much!
15:45You shouldn't say that next to him!
15:47Stop it!
15:49That's not true!
15:51But he did say that!
15:54Ignore the flow!
15:56I was sad about that!
15:58He said that if he had a wife, he'd be able to sell for another two years.
16:03He said that to sell himself?
16:07He said that to sell himself?
16:10He said that to sell himself?
16:12He said that to sell himself?
16:15But after that, he said that he'd be able to sleep with her for another two weeks.
16:22He did say that.
16:26That's not true!
16:28Just two weeks!
16:31He said that to sell himself.
16:33That's not true!
16:36That's not true at all!
16:39Let's not laugh at him!
16:41Let's not laugh at him!
16:44Let's not laugh at him!
16:47Let's not laugh at him!
16:50He just didn't want to be on TV.
16:53That's why you don't choose the right way.
16:55That's right. We don't choose the right way.
16:57We throw away our juniors and we use violence.
16:59That's right.
17:01I don't have any juniors that I like.
17:03What do you mean?
17:05It's troublesome to be independent.
17:07Even if there is no connection,
17:09it's okay.
17:11I have a strong idea.
17:13That's right.
17:15I'm independent.
17:17I'm still like this.
17:19It's scary.
17:21I can't talk well.
17:23I can't finish the story.
17:25I'll leave a comment.
17:27I'll do my best.
17:29You don't think about this at all, right?
17:31No. Please take it.
17:33Wow!
17:35Take it.
17:37Take it.
17:39I've been slipping since the opening.
17:41Wow!
17:43Glasses are slippery.
17:45We have the same face.
17:47My eyes are different.
17:49You're being hated because you've been slacking off on Samurai-san's YouTube all this time.
17:54You're being hated!
17:56Say it back!
17:58Go ahead.
18:00Stop it!
18:02Yes, it's over.
18:04Yes, it's over.
18:06Stop it with Samurai-san's stuff.
18:08He's got a weak claimer.
18:10He's got a weak claimer.
18:12We want you to apologize.
18:14I want you to apologize.
18:16It's an interesting claim.
18:18Sensei, Sensei.
18:20Which part should we start with?
18:22I think we should make it a reenactment.
18:25A reenactment.
18:27A reenactment.
18:29I've never seen anything like this.
18:31I'm sorry, but I don't have any money.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:35But Shinji-san, you still have something you want to say, right?
18:39No, I don't.
18:41You do.
18:43I don't.
18:45I don't.
18:47I don't.
18:49I don't.
18:51You should have said it at the beginning.
18:53You should have said it at the beginning.
18:55Well...
18:57Can I say that I'm wearing a towel?
18:59What?
19:01I don't know what you're talking about.
19:03We had a meeting three days ago.
19:05We had a meeting three days ago.
19:07We had a meeting with a claimer.
19:09We had a meeting with a claimer.
19:11You don't know anything.
19:13You don't know anything.
19:15You said you want to eat this curry and leave and we should just figure it out.
19:18You said you want to eat this curry and leave and leave and we should just figure it out.
19:20That's the problem?
19:22What?
19:23What?
19:27Please say my number!
19:29Please say my number!
19:31What should I do?
19:35Please say my number!
19:38What's your number?
19:40Please say my number!
19:42What number are you now?
19:44I'm number 4!
19:46You're not number 1!
19:48I'm not number 1!
19:50I'm not number 1!
19:52Number 1 is...
19:54He's having a hard time with his wife.
19:56He's sexless.
19:58You're counseling her!
20:00You're trying to make a deal, right?
20:02You're trying to make a deal, right?
20:04Eat the meat!
20:06I just said I'm sexless.
20:08You're not number 1!
20:10I'm not number 1!
20:12That's not what I'm saying!
20:14You want her to cook more, right?
20:16She's cooking for you, right?
20:18You're taking her home!
20:20You've been waiting for two days!
20:22You should've thought about
20:24what you were going to do with the meat!
20:26What's number 2?
20:28Number 2 is...
20:30Number 2 is...
20:32Number 2 is...
20:34He's so thick-skinned.
20:36He's only got 1 page!
20:38To be honest, I wasn't a fan of Enman Taisha.
20:42I'm so curious!
20:43I'm so curious!
20:44I'm so curious!
20:45I'm so curious!
20:47You're just a journalist, aren't you?
20:50That's what you're doing.
20:51Freed.
20:52I'm a fan of Enman Taisha!
20:54I don't think I'll be able to talk about this anymore, so I'll end it here.
21:01However, Shinichi's struggle is about to begin.
21:07Let's do it!
21:08Let's do it!
21:09Just the two of us.
21:10As soon as Dai-chan entered the dressing room, he said he wanted to do it.
21:15Don't fight!
21:17Don't fight!
21:18From Heiten,
21:21Kazuki Kitamura from Jimenshi-tachi.
21:25Hey, give me 300 million!
21:27Louis Vuitton!
21:28Louis Vuitton!
21:31It's similar.
21:32It's similar.
21:33It's very similar.
21:34It's similar.
21:36What?
21:41I don't need this.
21:46Dai-chan, did you have a plan?
21:47No, no.
21:48I told him not to do it, but he said he wanted to do it.
21:50What was your plan?
21:52I caught the Louis Vuitton that was flying behind me.
21:56I caught the Louis Vuitton that was flying behind me.
21:57You caught the Louis Vuitton?
21:59It's a Louis Vuitton theme.
22:01I thought you were hitting a bell.
22:03I caught the Louis Vuitton that was flying behind me.
22:06I told him I wanted to do something different.
22:08But you threw everything away.
22:10I think he was excited about the wedding.
22:12So he threw me away.
22:15You're wrong.
22:16But you can do this, right?
22:18No!
22:19You can do this, right?
22:20You can do this, right?
22:21You can do what you want to do.
22:22You can do that.
22:23I said, Osaki, I'm sorry.
22:24I said, Osaki, I'm sorry.
22:25I'm sorry, Kazuki Kitamura and Louis Vuitton.
22:26I'm sorry, Kazuki Kitamura and Louis Vuitton.
22:27I'm sorry, Kazuki Kitamura and Louis Vuitton.
22:28Hurry up and go home!
22:30You all have the same opinion.
22:31You all have the same opinion.
22:32That's it!
22:34You're done for!
22:36Shinichi, you're up next!
22:38This is bad.
22:40The wedding talk will stay.
22:42It's okay.
22:44Please listen to the song,
22:46I Didn't Want To Tell You.
22:48He's good.
22:50I didn't want to tell you,
22:52I didn't want to tell you,
22:54I didn't want to tell you,
22:56I didn't want to tell you,
22:58but...
23:04The entertainer who's as good as
23:06the M-1 semi-finalist Shinichi
23:08is having the most fun.
23:10Drinking baseball matches
23:12and having a cup of tea
23:14aren't fun.
23:16I didn't want to tell you,
23:18I didn't want to tell you,
23:20I didn't want to tell you,
23:22I didn't want to tell you,
23:24I didn't want to tell you,
23:26I didn't want to tell you,
23:28but I streamed every day
23:30from my app.
23:32He's a star.
23:34You just played Jai and Mahjong yesterday!
23:36Clean Napoli Go!
23:38Is this good?
23:40Yes.
23:42Is this okay?
23:44Since we closed,
23:46we'll just open the door
23:48and see who came.
23:50I'm home.
23:52Oh my!
23:54You know, when the flames of war were high,
23:56you'd say,
23:56oh, Motegi's here.
23:57That's right.
23:59That's how big of a joke you're making.
24:01That's how big.
24:02You're doing really well.
24:05You're making a lot of money.
24:06What we're here to say is that
24:08it's really important to know
24:10how to use the money we have now.
24:12We brought it with us,
24:13so we want you to hear it.
24:15They might not have been alive
24:18when they were on air.
24:19It's possible.
24:19It's possible.
24:20It's possible.
24:21They've made the Otsu Bridge
24:22with that in mind.
24:24I'm going to do a business called Usume-ya.
24:29Usume-ya?
24:30It's going to be a cool movie, right?
24:32For example, when I'm stressed,
24:33I'm going to do Manbiki.
24:37At that time,
24:38I'm going to do Geki Manbiki.
24:43The new business of Give Me Money Brothers for 10 million yen is...
24:48It's not enough to maintain a car.
24:50And...
24:51There's no one in Minamikawa who thinks it's funny.
24:55Hey!
24:57Hey!
24:59I'm hated by that guy.
25:03He's a nurse I met on a dating app.
25:05I don't say much.
25:06What?
25:07I don't say much.
25:08Minamikawa broadcasts on TVer and FOD.
25:12Please let me do Netorari TV.
25:15Cut!
25:17Okay, thank you.
25:20This kind of thing is...
25:21It's a strong claim.
25:23I'm going to take it.
25:25I'm going to take this one, too.
25:27I've been stumbling on my way here.
25:32So, this is...
25:34It's a incomplete combustion.
25:36It's embarrassing for the viewers.
25:38I'd like to show you that.
25:42How about you, Mr. Osaki?
25:44Well...
25:45It's a little...
25:47It's not a little.
25:50It's a lot.
25:52It's a lie.
25:54You had a meeting, didn't you?
25:56I'm sorry.
25:57It's a lie, isn't it?
25:59You just said it.
26:00It's a four-hour meeting.
26:01I'm sorry.
26:02But, Mr. Miyamoto.
26:04Next time.
26:05No, I'm serious.
26:06Please give me a chance.
26:07No, I'm serious.
26:08Please give me a chance.
26:09No, I'm serious.
26:10Please give me a chance.
26:11No, I'm serious.
26:12Please.
26:13I'll do it with my right arm and left arm.
26:15I'll do it with my right arm and left arm.
26:16Do it when you have a chance.
26:18No, I have something to say.
26:19I have something to say.
26:20I've been looking forward to it.
26:22Why did you look forward to it?
26:24I've been looking forward to it.
26:25Why did you look forward to it?
26:28I thought it was not now.