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00:00Monday night, Daigo is making a mess, what's next?
00:05From the first round, we'll see if you can make use of that feeling or not.
00:11The red team's challenge is...
00:16After this, the staff will eat it deliciously.
00:19Special staff.
00:2030 seconds until the end.
00:22You eat it like this?
00:23There's a staff like this?
00:24Hot oden?
00:26You eat it like this?
00:28You eat it like this?
00:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:34Daigo came up with a short skit and time limit was 30 seconds.
00:39You can see it a lot, right?
00:41How many are you eating?
00:42I've never heard of it.
00:45The red team's challenge is...
00:50After this, the staff will eat it deliciously.
00:56Special staff.
00:58Hey, stop it! Stop it!
01:00Hey! Hey!
01:01It's hot! It's hot, this oden!
01:03Oden, oden.
01:04Stop it! Stop it!
01:05It's hot! It's hot!
01:08That's right.
01:09That's enough!
01:12Okay!
01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20You can eat it after you finish eating.
01:22My knee hurts.
01:24My knee hurts.
01:27What?
01:29You can still eat it.
01:30It's not over yet.
01:31You can eat one more.
01:33What?
01:34My birthday?
01:36I'm so happy.
01:37Wait a minute.
01:38I'll get a cake.
01:39I'm so happy.
01:41Oh, my.
01:42Oh, my, my, my.
01:45You have it.
01:46I'll have the cake.
01:51That's right.
01:52That's right.
01:54I see.
01:56It's funny.
01:58I'm so happy.
02:00I'm so happy.
02:02I saw something I wanted to see.
02:06I'm so happy.
02:07I'm so happy.
02:09I'm so happy.
02:10I'm so happy.
02:11I'm so happy.
02:12When we went up on stage,
02:13Mr. Seki said to Mr. Hiwara,
02:14I was doing 2.
02:16That was too cool.
02:18I was going for 2.
02:20Somehow the flow was decided.
02:22If I receive it, I'll do about 2.
02:24I see.
02:25Tonight,
02:273 people over 100kg
02:29will be used.
02:31The funny heavyweights
02:33versus
02:35King of Kong
02:37and the winning team
02:39The
02:42Big Grand Prix
02:46This is Mr. Seki.
02:48Mr. Seki,
02:50you look small.
02:52I look small.
02:54Mr. Sakurai, do you have any favorite actors?
02:56I've been watching
02:58M-1 all the time.
03:00Mamataro.
03:04How was the M-1 speech?
03:06Did you say it?
03:08Oh, he's going for it.
03:10At first,
03:12I was going for it.
03:14I wanted to win.
03:16But I couldn't.
03:18I panicked for 4 minutes.
03:20Panic Grand Prix.
03:22So, you practiced
03:24Panic Grand Prix once.
03:26I experienced panic once.
03:28Next,
03:30Team Blue's challenge.
03:34There are 3 champions.
03:36Yes.
03:39Are they related?
03:41Not really.
03:43That's not true.
03:45He looks like a different type of Shishura.
03:49He's trying to trick us.
03:53Tani is the weakest.
03:55Tani?
03:57Team Blue's challenge.
03:59Team Blue's challenge.
04:03Chouchou Chouchou Sekkachi Ryokou.
04:0530 seconds to change.
04:07It's difficult.
04:09Chouchou Chouchou.
04:11I'm the last one.
04:13You're the last one.
04:15Who's going to do what?
04:17Let's go home.
04:19Let's take a picture and go home.
04:21Where do you want to go?
04:23Hawaii.
04:25Let's take a picture and go home.
04:28He's giving us a lot of advice.
04:30He's giving us a lot of advice.
04:32I'll go home.
04:34Let's go to Hawaii.
04:36Let's go to Hawaii.
04:40Chouchou Chouchou Sekkachi Ryokou.
04:42Chouchou Chouchou Sekkachi Ryokou.
04:44Chouchou Chouchou Sekkachi Ryokou.
04:46We're in Hawaii.
04:48We're in Hawaii.
04:50Let's take a picture.
04:52Let's go home.
04:54Let's go home.
04:56What?
04:58What?
05:00What?
05:02That was fast.
05:04That was fast.
05:06Were you nervous?
05:08What's wrong?
05:10I'm glad.
05:12I'm glad.
05:14I'm glad.
05:16I'm glad.
05:18I'm glad.
05:20I'm glad.
05:22I'm glad.
05:25He came back alone.
05:27He came back alone.
05:29He came back alone.
05:31Nozaru suggested that.
05:33Nozaru suggested that.
05:35Nozaru suggested that.
05:37We didn't say that's the funniest.
05:39Sorry.
05:41We didn't say that's the funniest.
05:43She lied a lot.
05:45I don't lie.
05:47How was it, Tani?
05:49It was too much.
05:51I want it more.
05:53It's easy to say!
05:55Mr. Tani, it's easy to say!
05:57It's easy to say!
05:59It's easy to say!
06:01Next is the red team.
06:03The red team.
06:05The title of the short-continued challenge is...
06:07The title of the short-continued challenge is...
06:09You're too strong mentally.
06:11You're too strong mentally.
06:1330 seconds until the train is full.
06:15It's all of us.
06:17Three people are riding it.
06:19Three people are riding it.
06:21Let's start from here.
06:23We have to ride this train.
06:25That's right.
06:27That's right.
06:29Let's start from here.
06:31Let's start from here.
06:33Let's start from here.
06:35You go first.
06:37You go first.
06:39The scale is different.
06:41The scale is different.
06:43Let's go with the yellow team.
06:45Let's go with the yellow team.
06:47You're too strong mentally.
06:49Line Densha
07:20He got on the other side!
07:22He got on the other side!
07:24And the way he breathed was like...
07:28This is what I like about Hiwara!
07:30Maybe there's a little bit of M-1 hips in there.
07:33This is what I like about Hiwara's breathing.
07:35It's like he's trying to get out, but he can't.
07:38He's like, do it properly!
07:41When he opened the curtain, Yamamoto was looking back.
07:44He said, you've got onions on your face.
07:46That's not how you show it!
07:49He's like, it's a bit surreal.
07:51It's a bit surreal.
07:53I get that.
07:54I want you to laugh at me on TV all the time.
07:57Make me laugh!
07:59Next up is the Blue Team's challenge.
08:01The Blue Team!
08:02The three of them will challenge for the title of Short Control...
08:08The Town's Hated One.
08:1030 seconds until the end.
08:12I'll go.
08:13I'm not a member of a high-profile team.
08:16Who's going to be the Town's Hated One?
08:18Me.
08:19Me?
08:21This is going to be fun.
08:24Yeah.
08:25The reality show is going to be done by this team.
08:28I'm going to buy something.
08:30You're going to buy something?
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, he's going for it.
08:34The three of them are so cool.
08:37I didn't know that.
08:38They're showing off their skills.
08:40I like this scene.
08:42The Town's Hated One
08:49This shop looks really good.
08:51Let's buy this.
08:52It's nice.
08:53This jacket looks really good on you.
08:55Really?
08:56I like that shop.
08:57It's nice.
08:58Hello.
08:59I'm Nadal.
09:00I'm from here.
09:02Say it, say it, say it.
09:04I don't believe you.
09:05Say it.
09:06This is my gag.
09:08This is crazy.
09:09The atmosphere is crazy.
09:10It's funny.
09:14Mr. Beard.
09:18Mr. Beard.
09:21Mr. Beard.
09:22It's all about Mr. Beard.
09:25Huh?
09:26Huh?
09:27What's going on?
09:30You're too fast.
09:33What just happened?
09:34Something...
09:35Something's flying.
09:36Something's flying.
09:37I'm going to do it until I go home.
09:38Who just pushed me?
09:40He's angry.
09:41He's angry.
09:42Who?
09:43Who pushed you?
09:44I did.
09:45I did.
09:46Why did you push me?
09:47Well, everyone's...
09:49Everyone's looking like they're about to cry.
09:53You're amazing.
09:54That's what I'm talking about.
09:55That's not true.
09:56The one who pushed the button was scared.
09:58What should I do?
09:59I don't have any friends in the town called Tani.
10:02You got Tani involved, too.
10:03He cut two people in an instant.
10:05He got involved.
10:06My parents got divorced.
10:08I was born in Iwasaki.
10:10That's a long story.
10:11You're making it up, aren't you?
10:12I was born in Iwasaki.
10:13I was born in Iwasaki.
10:14It's a game name, Tani.
10:15I'm sorry.
10:16It's a variety show.
10:17I'm sorry.
10:18Let's move on to the red team's challenge.
10:21The red team.
10:22The short control title that the three of them will challenge is...
10:28If you use it, you'll get a permanent vote.
10:30You're not allowed to wear a sumo shirt.
10:31You have 30 seconds until the show.
10:32I wonder what it is.
10:33This is...
10:34Well, this is a good one, too.
10:35That's right.
10:37It's a bit of a big cut.
10:38Well, it's...
10:39It's forbidden.
10:41Permanent voting.
10:42It's a permanent vote.
10:43It's true.
10:44It's better to flip it out with a big cut.
10:46I can say a lot about the prohibition.
10:49We're the last ones to go in, right?
10:50That's right.
10:51Let's go in now.
10:52If I go in, does that mean I'm here to see sumo?
10:56Oh, yes.
10:57As a guest.
10:59Oh, that's unexpected.
11:00That's true.
11:01That's unexpected.
11:03If you use it, you'll get a permanent vote.
11:05You're not allowed to wear a sumo shirt.
11:08Look at it.
11:09Wow.
11:10It's a big sumo shirt.
11:11Ready, set, go!
11:12It's a big sumo shirt.
11:13It's up!
11:14It's up!
11:15It's up!
11:16It's up!
11:17It's up!
11:18It's up!
11:19It's up!
11:20It's a bat!
11:21It's a bat!
11:22I hit it!
11:24You're not allowed to wear it!
11:25That's forbidden!
11:27If you hit a bat...
11:28There's cork in the bat!
11:31There's cork in the bat?
11:34Did you, Sami Soma,
11:37get a cork bat to make a bigger bat?
11:43You didn't hit it with a bat, did you?
11:46I don't think it's a cork bat.
11:50You're not allowed to use it.
11:55Shut up!
11:56I said shut up!
11:57I'm down.
11:58Take that!
11:59Oh, there it is!
12:00What do you think?
12:02That's dangerous!
12:07Hey, Iwara!
12:09Why didn't you push it?
12:11Please help me!
12:12That was a panic Grand Prix-like combo.
12:15Push it!
12:16Iwara!
12:17Why didn't you push it?
12:18You should have pushed it!
12:19I was talking the whole time!
12:20Why didn't you push it?
12:21Please push it!
12:22Was it difficult for you to say the ending line?
12:27I didn't think he would breathe so much.
12:30He kept pushing it, so I couldn't push it.
12:33How was it, Sakurai-san?
12:35I could see Himawari-san's determination.
12:40I didn't expect him to go around like that to save people.
12:45Himawari-san, what do you mean?
12:46I was telling him to eat it.
12:48Eat it!
12:49Why did you push him away?
12:51He was in such a panic.
12:52Now, Aoi!
12:55Let's work together.
13:00I really believe in you.
13:02I'll do it!
13:05This is a contest using a shadow microphone.
13:07If you are in charge of the shadow microphone,
13:09please use the microphone in the stage and only use your voice.
13:12Blue team!
13:13What is the title of the short contest that you will challenge alone?
13:18Lonely Panic Gourmet.
13:20Messy Voice of the Heart.
13:23Ganko Ramen Tenhen.
13:25Drink the one that fell from your forehead.
13:32Lonely Panic Gourmet.
13:34Messy Voice of the Heart.
13:37Ganko Ramen Tenhen.
13:3930 seconds until the end.
13:41This is bad.
13:42This is a tough one.
13:44If you are in charge of the shadow microphone,
13:47please use the microphone in the stage and only use your voice.
13:50Please participate in the contest.
13:52I think zombies are good.
13:54I'll use the microphone.
13:56Mr.Yakaba, please go to the front.
14:00Go to the front.
14:01Monkey Gorilla.
14:02Champion!
14:03Microphone!
14:04There is a microphone.
14:05Monkey Gorilla.
14:07I'm looking forward to the combination.
14:09I'm looking forward to the combination.
14:11Can I do it?
14:13Leave it to me.
14:14Lonely Panic Gourmet.
14:15Messy Voice of the Heart.
14:17Ganko Ramen Tenhen.
14:20Here it comes.
14:23Ramen is served in such a place.
14:27Good.
14:28It's real.
14:29Let's eat.
14:30Let's eat.
14:31Good.
14:32Let's make an interesting entrance.
14:36Let's make an interesting entrance.
14:38It's the voice of the heart.
14:39That's the way to do it.
14:46Here it comes.
14:49It looks good.
14:51Let's order.
14:54Do you recommend miso ramen?
14:57This is not miso ramen.
15:00Let's order that.
15:05Calpis.
15:09Calpis is good.
15:11Good.
15:12Calpis is served.
15:14Calpis is warm.
15:16I can't help it if I drink this normally.
15:20I have no choice but to do that.
15:23Here it comes.
15:28I drink this from my forehead.
15:32And I make an interesting entrance.
15:37It was delicious.
15:38Bye bye.
15:41That was perfect.
15:43That was good.
15:46You did a good job.
15:48TANIGA was not scared.
15:50That was the best.
15:52TANIGA was not scared.
15:53I was able to calm down.
15:56Did you understand what I said?
15:58Yes.
15:59Please stand in the starting line.
16:01Please stand in the starting line.
16:02I'm standing.
16:03KAWASHIMA, have you ever used a shadow microphone?
16:07I felt a sense of trust in him.
16:10I thought he would answer if I did this.
16:13He ran away with a smile.
16:16He didn't pay for it.
16:19It was very interesting.
16:21GANKO RAMEN is...
16:24GANKO RAMEN is...
16:26You don't have to say such a thing.
16:29You got it.
16:30You got it.
16:31Let's move on to the red team's challenge.
16:35The red team will dance to a song.
16:40The song is...
16:45Mr. Komaru Himitsu by Wikipedia.
16:4830 seconds.
16:50Mr. Komaru will dance to the song.
16:53Please shake your hips and dance.
16:55Please come to the center of the stage and sing.
16:58It's a little Komaru.
17:00It's a little Komaru.
17:02What should I do?
17:06Mr. Komaru Himitsu by Wikipedia.
17:11Should I go now?
17:18Who will go?
17:23I have a bicycle that I haven't taken to the parking lot for 10 days.
17:29Don't do that.
17:30Don't do that.
17:37When I was in the same class as you,
17:40I was invited to a family restaurant in the middle of the night.
17:44I was told that there was a new form of business.
17:47I was told that I needed 300,000 yen.
17:49So I borrowed 300,000 yen.
17:54You were about to go somewhere.
17:57Nacchan.
18:02Actually...
18:08The movie I'm starring in,
18:10We Can Use Magic Only Once in Life,
18:13will be released on February 21st.
18:15It's a touching work that depicts the youth of four 18-year-olds.
18:20Please watch it at the theater.
18:22GALICS GRAND PRIX is available on TVer and Hulu.
18:25Please register as a favorite.
18:31It's Nacchan.
18:36Actually, it's Paipan.
18:44Thank you for filming me.
18:45Thank you so much.
18:47Nacchan.
18:48Is the commercial okay?
18:49Nacchan.
18:51It's okay.
18:53The time machine No. 3 was about to end.
18:56I was invited to a family restaurant by a girl I like.
18:58I was told that there was a new form of business.
19:00I see. It's a common form of business.
19:02It's a common form of business.
19:03But thanks to that, I kissed her twice.
19:06That's great.
19:07But isn't it cheap to kiss a girl you like once for 150,000 yen?
19:11Why did you do that?
19:13Because I really like her.
19:14Tani-chan.
19:15Yes.
19:16Do you have a secret?
19:17It's a secret that you can't tell anyone on Wikipedia.
19:19Wait. A secret?
19:22A secret?
19:23Kawashima-san, you go first.
19:24My secret?
19:27It's Paipan.
19:29What?
19:31What about you, Sakurai-kun?
19:32It's also Paipan.
19:34You're good.
19:36Next week.
19:37It's not that.
19:38Yes.
19:39He's really angry.
19:41Is Daigo really lecturing?
19:43Yes.
19:44The Unstoppable Karaoke Project.