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00:00Thank you for watching!
00:30I'm looking forward to it!
00:32Let's make it more like a sales show.
00:34We have a little kid here.
00:36Oh, you're right!
00:38We've prepared 100 sales numbers for the year.
00:40And here is a very popular entertainer from Ronyaku Danjo.
00:42Please come in!
00:52Hello, hello, hello!
00:54I'm Mezuchi. Nice to meet you.
00:58It's very popular when there's a big round of applause.
01:00Can I practice once?
01:02Even if I do it normally, it's like that.
01:04If I say Nippon, it's like cha-cha-cha.
01:06I'll do it at a good tempo.
01:08Nippon!
01:10Omocha no!
01:12Oolong!
01:14I'm glad I did that once.
01:16It's like cha-cha-cha.
01:18Well, I usually live with my wife.
01:20I was doing Lupin the Third on TV the other night.
01:22I was watching it while drinking at home.
01:24Lupin was so much fun.
01:26I stopped drinking on the way.
01:28I was watching it with concentration.
01:30Then I got involved in it.
01:32Hey, you're too slow.
01:34Go faster.
01:36It's boring.
01:38That's what I was told.
01:40It's Lupin, but I can't agree with it.
01:42Then I was ignored.
01:44A little later, suddenly,
01:46Hey, it's Lupin, but I can't agree with it.
01:48Then I was ignored.
01:50It's Lupin, but I can't agree with it.
01:52A little later, suddenly,
01:54Hey, it's Lupin, but I can't agree with it.
01:56Let's enjoy drinking with the woman here.
01:58Let's enjoy drinking with the woman here.
02:00It's Fujiko.
02:02What should I do?
02:04What should I do?
02:06I was lost for a moment.
02:08It's Fujiko and you.
02:10It's Lupin, but it's a different dimension.
02:12It's Lupin, but it's a different dimension.
02:14But if I say this and get angry,
02:16But if I say this and get angry,
02:18I can't say anything.
02:20It's a mystery.
02:22It's Lupin, but I can't say it.
02:24It's Lupin, but I can't say it.
02:26It's Nezuchi.
02:29Now I'm going to play a little game.
02:31Now I'm going to play a little game.
02:33Nambara, would you like to go first with the topic?
02:35Check.
02:37OK.
02:39I say,
02:40I say,
02:42So, I'm waiting.
02:44I say,
02:46I say,
02:48Say no
02:50Soko ni masu ga aru de shou
02:55The condo are okay. I'm gonna shut the door. I'm on this kiddo. No, I'm not gonna die there
03:00I think you're up to you. I'll keep you okay. Don't you bore? Don't you bore me?
03:05Okay. Okay. Jay. Thank you. Oh, hey
03:07Todoroki musta don't you bore it'll take a musty. I know sato tappuri. It's a coffee. It'll take you must say no
03:16I'm gonna say no
03:22So, what do you think? Should we ask the adults?
03:27homework
03:28homework, homework, homework
03:31Todoroki musta
03:33I'll say I don't need to prepare anything. Say no
03:38I don't want to do it
03:40I don't want to do it
03:42I'm not going to do it
03:46So I'm also she get it. I don't think I'm sure what is up. I don't know what you know. Okay, okay
03:52Todoroki musta say sato kake mashite
03:55KJ Santo take must say no
03:58Hoshi no ugoki o kansatsu shimasu
04:02Ness it's this
04:06Most of you guys will go sign it. You must eat your food. Oh, yeah
04:10Doraemon Doraemon, huh? Don't show Kana
04:14Todoroki musta a Doraemon to kake mashite
04:17Eto ne jikan yotei no jikan yori mo motto ova suru to toki masu say no
04:24Nobita
04:27Ness it's this
04:29Sago jiggy is aですか
04:31Kono odai yu no sensu toware
04:34I
04:36Don't know
04:41Ja, that's okay. That's okay. Oh, that's okay. Hey, Ja
04:47Todoroki musta nazo kake to kakete
04:49Saiminjutsu to toki masu say no
04:53Kake tari to itari shite kokoro hiki dasu
04:58Ness it's this
05:01I
05:07Just speed up just don't stand on God. So the mechanism was a toji, you know
05:14Ness it's not a potato she meets
05:17What's gotta come?
05:19What's gotta come? I don't mind that go so it's named a little don't you go?
05:24You know, no, no, oh come on
05:27Night-night
05:32No, I don't
05:34Do that, you know, so that's not a problem. Yeah, I don't speed it up
05:40So I didn't eat
05:42You got some idea. Yeah, I didn't eat good to you. You know got home. It's eaten
05:45They need us a night you need to do that. It's a total
05:47They put it in the coffee. They don't do this. You know, it's not a cool a lot of coca-cola
05:51Kizuki, I didn't eat it. I need to do it. Oh, no, me. Hey, that's not only that. I'm not gonna do it
05:57That's what I can I thought that no me kind of this kid
05:59In the end, it's a lot of it. It's gonna be tight. You can do it. So it's a lot of misuse
06:04Do you could just don't know that's what I said. Come on. Take a look at it
06:07Then come a ghost 150 pound tambourine. So today's take I am a tiny computer. No gay Nissan this
06:21I
06:51I
07:21I
07:51Oh
08:08They've got some got you stay joke. Let's get it. You need to go in there. Give us a game. Oh, but I can't push no
08:21Oh
08:51I can't hear you at all.
08:53I can't hear you at all.
08:55I'm White Aquaman. Nice to meet you.
08:57Nice to meet you.
08:59Well, then I'm going to go home.
09:01Well, then I'm going to go home.
09:03I'm back.
09:05I'm back.
09:07You like whistling.
09:09I don't need it anymore.
09:11You like whistling.
09:13Let's do it.
09:15Let's drink outside. Juice is delicious.
09:17I don't have a trash can, so I'll just throw it away.
09:19You're weird.
09:21Hey, don't whistling at this kindergarten,
09:23Hey, don't whistling at this kindergarten,
09:25You're out side.
09:27You're out side.
09:29You're out side.
09:35Can't you?
09:37Then how about this?
09:39It's my the best Japanese nieces
09:41It's my the best Japanese nieces
09:43If you do well, I will stop it now.
09:45If you do well, I will stop it now.
09:473...2...1...
09:49He did it.
09:51It wasn't a stick.
09:53It wasn't a stick.
09:55It wasn't a stick at all.
09:57Then let me show you my most secret technique.
09:59First here we have
10:01a white cloth.
10:03It's so dirty.
10:05This white cloth
10:07is put like this on a globe.
10:09Stop it!
10:11Then
10:13this sunglasses
10:15Sunglasses, oh no sunglasses. Oh, no, you'll need cocaine. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, so stay TV. Oh, no, Mina
10:22God, I see the other orange juice. Oh, no, orange juice. Oh, I'm a no way need no semaphore
10:30No, don't I can't say
10:32Atama no way, what's kata? Oh, hey blue clothes. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, no, I'm so sensitive. No, I
10:40must that sense
10:46I'm
10:49So
10:51Shiro no kono atari omote. Oh, they are home. I hate it. We can only do you can't move on
10:56Korewano say call it's a little jupacentos
10:59What did I tell me not a book?
11:01I say not to eat my salad son. He is no count down you could eat. I'm so calm. I don't know
11:05I'm not the same thing. I think I like my show
11:08say no
11:10I
11:15Know
11:21You know why we have to go there
11:28I'm gonna show you he took it up. I need your tour
11:31Ikebukuro no sunshine suizoku canというところで
11:35世界初の動物大切っていうそれがの手長ざるとか
11:40あるまじろとかこれでモノマネができる人とかっていうお題に対して例えばあるまじろが
11:47後ろの飼育員さんがバスケットボールになれますって言ってあるまじろが丸まって
11:53バスケットボールになりましたみたいなそういう動物の特技を生かした手長ざるくんが
11:57ロープを使ってあの何か特技がある人って当日のこのお客さんがすごいいっぱい来てくださって
12:05めちゃくちゃ盛り上がって興奮したせいかそのままあの水族館脱走しちゃったんですよ
12:10はっ
12:12そのアクシデントでさらに足下が興奮しちゃってそのまんま興奮してお客さんの席にわーって
12:19ちゃったんですけど作さんがちょっと捕まえてきますって言って我々はその間 mc という
12:25沢山が無事何とか四角捕まえましたって言ったら明らかに2マーリー小さい
12:33何よりすごいのあれだけ喋って1回も笛なら
12:36That was a good one.
12:38You're good!
12:40The next guest is the comedian,
12:42Shiro Magi's third disciple.
12:44This is the comedian.
12:50Hello!
12:52Oh, my ears just got bigger!
12:58First, here.
13:00Do you know what this is?
13:02It's a white handkerchief.
13:04Today, the white handkerchief
13:06will change into
13:08your favorite color.
13:10Anything you want to change.
13:12Anything.
13:14What color?
13:16Blue.
13:20Blue is no good.
13:22I'm sorry.
13:24Anything other than blue?
13:28Light blue.
13:30That's no good.
13:32What color?
13:34Red.
13:36Next?
13:38Yellow.
13:40Pink?
13:42Pink.
13:46Now, the most requested color,
13:48pink.
13:50To make the white handkerchief
13:52pink,
13:54you put it in your hand
13:56and pull it from the other side
13:58and the white handkerchief
14:00changes to pink.
14:02Isn't it amazing?
14:04It changes to pink little by little.
14:06Oh, it's all pink.
14:08Isn't it amazing?
14:10Look!
14:12It's all pink!
14:14Wow!
14:16I can tell you're dissatisfied.
14:20You're looking at me
14:22even though I'm holding the white handkerchief.
14:24You're curious, aren't you?
14:26I'll show you
14:28the white handkerchief.
14:30If the white handkerchief doesn't fit,
14:32it's amazing, isn't it?
14:34If it doesn't fit,
14:36I'm sorry,
14:38but please clap your hands
14:40to make it exciting.
14:42Let's do it.
14:46Today,
14:48I brought my pet.
14:50You like cute pets, don't you?
14:52I brought a cute pet.
14:54It's Lucky.
14:56Look!
14:58It's eating!
15:00Kids are fresh, aren't they?
15:02Look!
15:04It's called Lucky.
15:06It understands your words.
15:08I'll say,
15:10so please say,
15:12Lucky.
15:14Lucky!
15:16Peek!
15:18It's cute, isn't it?
15:20It listens to you.
15:22It's 6,000 yen.
15:26It's cheap, isn't it?
15:28It took 2 hours and 30 minutes.
15:30It's the last magic trick.
15:32This is the last magic trick.
15:34It's a magic trick using a card.
15:36I'll give you a number
15:38and a mark of your favorite card.
15:40The card will turn over
15:42and appear on the screen.
15:44Who will help me?
15:46I'm sorry.
15:48I'll give you a number and a mark of your favorite card.
15:50It will turn over and appear on the screen.
15:527 of hearts.
15:547.
15:567.
15:587 of hearts.
16:023.
16:082.
16:10No, it's not 2.
16:12How about 5?
16:16No?
16:18Okay, I got it.
16:20I'll give you a number and a mark of your favorite card.
16:22The card will turn over
16:24and appear on the screen.
16:267 of hearts.
16:28Okay, I got it.
16:30Are you ready?
16:32If you spread the cards,
16:34the card will turn over.
16:36Look.
16:38There's one.
16:40I have a bad feeling about this.
16:42This card is
16:447 of hearts.
16:46That's it.
16:48The last magic trick was a big success.
16:50You want to see it, don't you?
16:52If this is 7 of hearts,
16:54it's the last one.
16:56Here we go.
16:58It's 7 of hearts.
17:06Magi Shinji, a comedy magician.
17:08What is the business of failure?
17:10It's a magic trick.
17:12It's surrounded by cards.
17:14It's right next to the card.
17:16If it's a trick with a bad angle,
17:18for example,
17:20an egg will float in the air.
17:221, 2,
17:243.
17:26Look.
17:28It's amazing, isn't it?
17:30Look at the egg.
17:32This is terrible.
17:34It's hard to see from the side.
17:36There's another one.
17:38It's a hypnotic trick.
17:40Magicians do hypnotic tricks.
17:42Can I call Mr. Nanbara?
17:44What?
17:46Mr. Nanbara, please sit here.
17:50If I count to three,
17:52Mr. Nanbara can't stand up by himself.
17:54I'll do it seriously.
17:56Please stand up.
17:58Close your eyes.
18:00I'll count to three.
18:021, 2, 3.
18:04Please open your eyes.
18:06Mr. Nanbara can't stand up by himself.
18:08Please stand up.
18:10They both stood up.
18:12Why?
18:14Why did you stand up?
18:16I've never seen such a situation.
18:18Once a 6th grade girl
18:20said,
18:22I can't stand up.
18:24She really stood up.
18:26What's wrong?
18:28I stood up.
18:32Knit cap, big dog, knapsack,
18:34and a kick.
18:36I can't stand up.
18:38I can't stand up.
18:40I can't stand up.
18:48He is a comedian
18:50who is popular among children.
18:58Hello.
19:00Welcome.
19:02I'm Kenta Otani.
19:04Nice to meet you.
19:06He is good at
19:08I'll do my best.
19:12He is tall.
19:14He is tall.
19:16He is tall.
19:20He has a big mouth.
19:24He is big.
19:26He is big.
19:28He is big.
19:30He is a fox.
19:32He is a fox.
19:34He is a fox.
19:38He has a bad temper.
19:42He has a bad temper.
19:46Knit cap, big dog, knapsack,
19:48and a kick.
19:50Knit cap, big dog, knapsack,
19:52and a kick.
19:54Witch, you are a nuisance.
19:56Witch, you are a nuisance.
20:00He is a man.
20:02They are both men.
20:04He is a man.
20:06He is a man.
20:10He is a man.
20:12He is a man.
20:16He is a man.
20:18He is a man.
20:20He is a man.
20:26He is a man.
20:28He is a man.
20:30He is a man.
20:32He is a man.
20:34He is a man.
20:38Who are you?
20:40Who are you?
20:46You are a disaster.
20:48You are a disaster.
20:54No, no, no.
20:56No, no, no.
21:00I will kick you.
21:02I will kick you.
21:04I will kick you.
21:08Panda, what are you doing?
21:10Panda, what are you doing?
21:12Panda, what are you doing?
21:14Panda, what are you doing?
21:16Two knapsacks.
21:18Two knapsacks.
21:20Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:22Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:24Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:26Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:28Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:30Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:32Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:34Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:36Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:38Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:40Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:42Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:44Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:46Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:48Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:50Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:52Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:54Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:56Witch, you are a nuisance.
21:58Who is that?
22:00You are a nuisance!
22:02You are a nuisance!
22:04You are scary, but mean!
22:06You are scary, but mean!
22:08E-A-E-A-A-Y-Y!
22:10E-A-E-A-A-Y-Y!
22:12A-Taka-taka-kata-kakata-takada!
22:14A-Taka-taka-kata-kakata-takana-takada!
22:20A really unique talent,
22:22He won the showdown for the first time in five years.
22:24He is known as the next sales star.
22:26is the entertainer who is getting a lot of attention in Japan.
22:40I'm Yuji Kiyokawa, enjoy hopping.
22:44First, hopping harmonica, Nawatobi Kendama.
22:56Nawatobi Kendama
23:26Nawatobi Kendama
23:43Nawatobi Kendama
23:46Nawatobi Kendama
23:52Nawatobi Kendama
23:55Nawatobi Kendama
24:11That's all, thank you very much.
24:16I've never done it before, but I'm going to put two harmonicas in front of the audience and play.
24:29I'm a little scared.