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00:30Make sure to subscribe to our channel for more videos!
00:44I have just wished for a successful recording of the program and world peace.
00:55It is now time for the Shoten! I am Shota Shunputei, your host.
00:59So, we have a guest today.
01:01Hamakawn, who has won the Showrace,
01:05and Kanda, who is a bit of a show-off,
01:09Hamatani, who is a bit of a show-off.
01:11Please welcome them.
01:16Hello!
01:18Hello, nice to meet you!
01:20Nice to meet you. I'm Hamakawn.
01:23Let's introduce ourselves.
01:25Hamatani and Kanda are Hamakawn.
01:27In other words, we're powerful and rich.
01:30You're a bad person.
01:31That's not what you're saying.
01:33We're at a good age.
01:35But there are people we hate.
01:38As long as they're alive.
01:40Kanda, you have a lot of likes and dislikes.
01:42Today, I'd like to take this opportunity
01:44to give you 20 or 30.
01:45That's a lot.
01:46That's a lot.
01:47I can't listen to all of them.
01:48I hate people who call themselves
01:50a sunny guy.
01:52Why?
01:53If you're a sunny guy,
01:54the studio will be bright.
01:55Think about it.
01:56If you're a sunny guy,
01:57you're just a natural phenomenon.
01:59Isn't that crazy?
02:00Your way of thinking is crazy.
02:02Do you know what a sunny guy says
02:04when it rains?
02:05What?
02:06There's a sunny guy somewhere.
02:08It's someone else's fault.
02:10You can't take responsibility.
02:11I've seen someone like that.
02:13I think a sunny guy should apologize
02:15when it rains.
02:16What do you mean apologize?
02:18I'm a second-year classmate.
02:20I was looking forward to today's performance.
02:23But I'm a sunny guy and I'm weak.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I don't want such a hard apology.
02:29I've been a big rain for five years.
02:32You're a rainy guy.
02:34You're a rainy guy.
02:35You didn't let it rain for five years.
02:37A sunny guy is a guy like me
02:39at the end of the class.
02:41I'm a rainy guy.
02:43Kanda-san was called a rainy guy.
02:45When it rains,
02:46he says,
02:47Kanda is bad.
02:48It's Kanda's fault.
02:49I feel sorry for him.
02:50I'm short of water.
02:51When it rains,
02:52what do you say?
02:53What?
02:54It's Kanda's blessing.
02:55It's Kanda's blessing.
02:56No, no, no.
02:57It's a blessing from Kanda.
02:59Why is it your fault?
03:01And this is Kanda's memo.
03:03It has nothing to do with it.
03:04It has nothing to do with your Kanda.
03:06He has nothing to do with it.
03:08It's not a big deal.
03:09The other type I hate is
03:11a person who overreacts.
03:13You don't have to react.
03:15It's about you.
03:16Me?
03:17It's about me?
03:18It's about me?
03:19It's about me?
03:20It's about me?
03:21It's about me?
03:22It's about me?
03:23I did it on purpose.
03:24What do you mean?
03:25At the festival,
03:26I ate yakisoba at a stall.
03:28Wow, it's the best in the world.
03:30No, no, no.
03:31You're exaggerating.
03:32There are better things in the world.
03:34Yakisoba is delicious.
03:35Yakisoba was delicious.
03:36It's better than a 500 yen yakisoba.
03:38It's better than a 20000 yen course meal
03:40at a fancy restaurant.
03:46I'm sorry for those who offended you.
03:49What a fool.
03:51Think about it.
03:52It's better than a 500 yen yakisoba.
03:54It's better than a 20000 yen course meal.
03:57What are you comparing?
03:59It's not fair.
04:00The price is different.
04:01It's not fair.
04:02The price is different.
04:03The price is different.
04:04It's not fair if you don't compare the prices.
04:06What if it's a 20000 yen course meal
04:08and a 20000 yen yakisoba?
04:09I can't eat it.
04:10I can't eat a 20000 yen yakisoba.
04:12It's not that you can't eat it.
04:14It's a matter of quantity, Kanda-san.
04:16You're complaining about the price.
04:18You should compare it to the price of yakisoba.
04:20In this case,
04:21the upper one is lower than the lower one.
04:23What do you mean by the lower one?
04:25What are you talking about?
04:26I don't know.
04:27It's the price of yakisoba.
04:29The price of yakisoba?
04:30It's a 500 yen yakisoba
04:32and a 500 yen course meal.
04:34A 500 yen course meal?
04:35It's not fair if you don't compare it.
04:37What do you do with a 500 yen course meal?
04:38You eat the main course, right?
04:40It's on a big plate, right?
04:41There's meat and chocolate on it, right?
04:43There's sauce around it, right?
04:45That sauce is about 500 yen.
04:47It's a violation of manners to scoop the sauce with your fingers.
04:49It's a violation of manners.
04:50It's a violation of manners.
04:51I don't think it's a good idea
04:53if you don't know the table manners.
04:54So I'll tell you the points of manners.
04:56Don't make the person you're with uncomfortable.
04:58This is a violation of manners.
04:59Then you're always a violation of manners!
05:02You've always been a violation of manners!
05:04Then how about this?
05:05I'll treat you to a course meal for 20,000 yen
05:08and a 500 yen yakisoba.
05:09You can choose the one you like.
05:11Which one will you choose?
05:12What are you talking about?
05:14What are you talking about?
05:16You can choose the one you like.
05:18You're going to treat me to a course meal?
05:19Yes.
05:20You're going to treat me to a course meal?
05:21Yes.
05:26I can't hear you.
05:30Can you say it more clearly?
05:34I've never eaten a course meal.
05:35Louder!
05:36The yakisoba!
05:37I'll choose the yakisoba!
05:39That was close.
05:40You almost lost.
05:41You said you'd treat me to a course meal.
05:42No, I'll choose the yakisoba and the 500 yen yakisoba
05:44over the course meal for 20,000 yen.
05:46Wait, wait, wait.
05:47I'm sorry.
05:48What did you say?
05:49I said I'll choose the yakisoba and the course meal for 19,500 yen.
05:51What's 19,500 yen?
05:53It's the difference in price.
05:54The difference in price?
05:55Give me the difference in price.
05:56The difference in price?
05:57You're comparing the 500 yen yakisoba
05:58with the course meal for 20,000 yen.
06:00You have to give me the difference in price.
06:02Isn't that fair?
06:03If you do that,
06:04you're the type to choose the yakisoba
06:06with 19,500 yen in mind.
06:08You can choose this one.
06:09So you'll choose the yakisoba with 19,500 yen
06:11plus the stone bowl.
06:13I'll choose the stone bowl.
06:14Are you going to eat the stone bowl?
06:15I won't eat the stone bowl.
06:16I won't eat the stone bowl.
06:17I'll just take the cash.
06:18That's no fun.
06:19What's no fun?
06:20How about this?
06:21If you eat the stone bowl,
06:22I'll give you 20,000 yen.
06:23What's going on?
06:25Let's do that.
06:26This is a game of money.
06:28This is not a good game.
06:29Let's see the calculation.
06:30What is it?
06:31If you eat two of them,
06:32you'll get 40,000 yen.
06:33If I eat two of them?
06:3440,000 yen?
06:35You're going to give me 40,000 yen
06:36for two of them?
06:37That's right.
06:40Do you want to do it?
06:41It depends on the size of the stone.
06:42Okay.
06:43This size.
06:44Are you big?
06:45This is too big.
06:46This is a big stone bowl.
06:47It's too big.
06:48It's too big.
06:49This is too big.
06:50This is too big.
06:51It's too big.
06:52It's too big.
06:53It's too big.
06:54It's too big.
06:55It's too small.
06:56I don't think it's a size that's going to harm you.
06:58It's about 2 to 3 centimeters.
06:59That's not possible.
07:00That's not possible.
07:01That's not possible.
07:02Then if you eat this,
07:03you'll get 20,000 yen and 20,000 yen
07:04each.
07:05And then I'll get 40,000 yen.
07:06I'll buy it.
07:07I'll buy it.
07:08I'll buy a stone plate.
07:09What am I doing?
07:10Is a yakisoba that you bought
07:11with this much money
07:12Ah
07:42This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
07:49APPLAUSE
08:12APPLAUSE
08:42APPLAUSE
09:05APPLAUSE
09:12APPLAUSE
09:22APPLAUSE
09:36APPLAUSE
09:42LAUGHTER
09:52APPLAUSE
10:12APPLAUSE
10:14LAUGHTER
10:18APPLAUSE
10:41APPLAUSE
10:44LAUGHTER
11:14Yes?
11:16Yes?
11:17Are you ready?
11:18Yes.
11:19Kanda Myojin.
11:20It's a magnificent shrine.
11:22However, there may be some shrines in the world that surprise you.
11:26So, the key point is exactly five words.
11:28What kind of shrine is the Shrine of Surprise?
11:31Please answer in exactly five words.
11:34For example, it's like this.
11:37The Shrine of Surprise.
11:39A walking donation box.
11:41It's like this.
11:43The Shrine of Surprise.
11:45A walking donation box.
11:47Sorry.
11:49That's why you're surprised.
11:51You're right.
11:53You're right.
11:55Don't think too much.
11:57It has to be exactly five words.
12:00The Shrine of Surprise.
12:02Hiragana, Katakana, Kanji.
12:04Anything is fine.
12:06Please answer in five words.
12:08Taihei-san.
12:10The Shrine of Surprise.
12:13Nirei Hyaku Hakushuu.
12:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
12:23Are you a monkey?
12:25Are you a monkey toy?
12:27Don't stop me at the 94th time.
12:29Shut up.
12:31You're so noisy.
12:33Ichinosuke-san.
12:34The Shrine of Surprise.
12:37Ichigen Okotowari.
12:39LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
12:43Harunosuke-san.
12:45The Shrine of Surprise.
12:47Sanganichi Yasumi.
12:49LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
12:52Koyuza-san.
12:54The Shrine of Surprise.
12:57Koma Inu Ga Neko.
12:59LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
13:03It's not Koma Inu anymore.
13:05It's Koma Neko.
13:07Miyaji-san.
13:09The Shrine of Surprise.
13:12Oh, no!
13:14Shut up.
13:16APPLAUSE
13:18Oh, no!
13:20I know that one.
13:22LAUGHTER
13:24What was the last one?
13:26Oh, no! Shut up.
13:28Koraku-san.
13:30The Shrine of Surprise.
13:32Guji Ga Dorobo.
13:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
13:38Taihei-san.
13:40The Shrine of Surprise.
13:43Torii Sashiosae.
13:45LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
13:49What happened?
13:51Koyuza-san.
13:53The Shrine of Surprise.
13:58Zendate Sanpai.
14:00APPLAUSE
14:09Ja Hai.
14:11Itsunosuke-san.
14:13The Shrine of Surprise.
14:15Koyuza Dekin.
14:17LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
14:25Taihei-san.
14:27The Shrine of Surprise.
14:30Kamidanomi NG.
14:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
14:38Harunosuke-san.
14:40The Shrine of Surprise.
14:42Sando Ashitsubo.
14:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
14:50Koyuza-san.
14:52The Shrine of Surprise.
14:56Goriyaku Nashi.
14:58APPLAUSE
15:05Taihei-san.
15:07The Shrine of Surprise.
15:09Chino Goshuin.
15:11LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
15:20Koraku-san.
15:22The Shrine of Surprise.
15:24Watashi Ga Kami.
15:26APPLAUSE
15:56Harunosuke-san.
16:12APPLAUSE
16:16Miyaji-san.
16:18Ashita wa Aku Daikan ni Obi wo Tokareru Machi Musume no Youna Tenki ni Naru Deshou.
16:24Doi Koto?
16:25HAAAANEEE!
16:27APPLAUSE
16:32Hai, Koyuza-san.
16:34Ashita wa Nego no Naki Goe mitai na Tenki ni Naru Deshou.
16:38Doi Koto?
16:40Nya Kame.
16:42LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
16:44Kawaii.
16:47Koraku-san.
16:49Ashita wa Keiba de Zutto Makechatta Youna Tenki desu ne.
16:53Doi Koto?
16:55Are Yasui desu.
16:57APPLAUSE
17:00Itsunosuke-san.
17:02Ashita no Tenki wa Watashi no Rai wo Mita Uchi no Musume no Youna Tenki deshou.
17:07Doi Koto?
17:09Zutto Mushimushi shite masu.
17:11LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
17:14Miyaji-san.
17:16Ashita wa Ii Nioi wo Kagu Youna Goto ga Takusan Aru Youna Tenki ni Naru Darou ne.
17:23Doi Koto?
17:25Kousui Kaguritsu ga Takaku Naru Darou na.
17:29Kousui Kaguritsu ga ne.
17:31APPLAUSE
17:33Kokorahen no Hito shika Wakattenakute.
17:36Iiyo Kokorahen.
17:38Nani yattenda omeitatsu.
17:40LAUGHTER
17:42Hai, Harunosuke-san.
17:44Ashita wa Zenkoku kara Kifu ga Takusan Atsumaru Tenki ni Naru deshou.
17:48Doi Koto?
17:50Kanpa ga Oshiosemasu.
17:52APPLAUSE
17:54Hai, Konaka-san.
17:56Ashita wa Akiya no Youna Tenki ni Naru deshou.
18:00Doi Koto?
18:02Kumo ga Ooi deshou.
18:04APPLAUSE
18:06Hai, Taeza.
18:08Hai.
18:10Ashita wa Saito Matsushita Hyoudo no Youna Tenki ni Narisou desu.
18:16Doi Koto?
18:18Yuki desu.
18:20APPLAUSE
18:22Hai, Harunosuke-san.
18:24Ashita wa Boku Tatekawa Harunosuke no Debayashi no Youna Tenki ni Naru deshou.
18:30Doi Koto?
18:32Boku no Debayashi wa Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:34Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:36Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:38Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:40Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:42Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:44Ha-le-lu-ya.
18:46APPLAUSE
18:48Yamada-san, Sanmai Motette.
18:50LAUGHTER
18:52Hai, Itsunosuke-san.
18:54Ashita wa Sukina Onnanoko ni Kokuhaku Shita Ato ni Omoikiri Binta Sareta Youna Tenki deshou.
19:02Doi Koto?
19:04Furareta Nochi ni Omoikiri Hareru deshou.
19:08APPLAUSE
19:10Arigatou Gozaimasu.
19:12LAUGHTER
19:14Tsumase, Tsuwatta Mamani.
19:16LAUGHTER
19:18Tsuwattete Kureru?
19:20Taishuu wa Yorokondemashita.
19:22APPLAUSE
19:24Taishuu wa Yorokondemashita.
19:26Miyaji-san.
19:28Ashita wa Ichinosuke-san no Atama wo Tataku Youna Tenki ni Naru deshou.
19:32Doi Koto?
19:34Poka Poka.
19:36APPLAUSE
19:38Hai, Jya Poka Poka.
19:40Poka Poka tte Yobuna.
19:42LAUGHTER
19:44Ashita wa Miyaji-kun no Hitomi no Youna Tenki deshou.
19:48Doi Koto?
19:50Ikken Hareyaka desu Kedomo Yoku Miru to Donyori to Kumotte.
19:52LAUGHTER
19:54APPLAUSE
19:56Agenakute Iiyo.
19:58Taishuu wa Yorokondemashita.
20:00Yorokobuna yo.
20:02Yorokobuna.
20:04Sanmonbe ikimasu yo.
20:06Hai, Yamada-san, rei no mono onegaishimasu.
20:08Kashikobarimashita.
20:10Yorokobunda.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:14Hai.
20:16Hai, kabutte moraimasu yo.
20:18LAUGHTER
20:20LAUGHTER
20:22Katsura no mondai wa sa, Ichinosuke no tame ni aru mitai.
20:24LAUGHTER
20:26Maikai ne.
20:28Kawaii ne.
20:30Sanmonme.
20:32Kazoku no tame ni gohan wo tsukutte kureru okaasan.
20:34Kondate ni nayande,
20:36nani nani ni shiyou ka?
20:38nante kazoku ni kikitemo,
20:40dochi demo iiyo nante iwareru koto ga aru deshou.
20:42Sore de minasan, shufu ni natte desu ne,
20:44ne, anata, nani nani ni shiyou ka?
20:46nani nani ni shiyou ka?
20:48nanoto kiite kudasai.
20:50De, otte no watashi ga sokkenaku,
20:52dochi demo iiyo to iimasu node,
20:54sarani tsuzukete kudasai.
20:56Hai, Kohyuza-san.
20:58Pizza toast ni shiyou ka?
21:00Soretomo french toast ni shiyou ka na?
21:02Dochi demo iiyo.
21:04Ja, patto youki ni,
21:06harenchi toast ni shiyou ka?
21:08LAUGHTER
21:10Yamada-san,
21:12ichi ai motte tte.
21:14Sonna toast aru ka?
21:16Iyaji-san.
21:18Ne, anata,
21:20kyou wa tonkatsu ni shiyou ka shira?
21:22Soretomo hirekatsu ni shiyou ka shira?
21:24Dochi demo iiyo.
21:26Heee,
21:28rousute sonna hirei koto iu no?
21:30LAUGHTER
21:32APPLAUSE
21:34Kotaekata ga haratatsundayo, nanka.
21:36Sonna hirei koto iwanaide.
21:38LAUGHTER
21:40Hai, Harunosuke-san.
21:42Ne, anata,
21:44ikayaki ni shiyou ka?
21:46Ikafurai ni shiyou ka?
21:48Dochi demo iiyo.
21:50Dochi mo oishii to osumitsuki yo?
21:52Ikane.
21:54Hai, Kouraku-san.
21:56Anata, kon'ya wa
21:58shabu-shabu ni shiyou ka shira?
22:00Soretomo sukiyaki ni shiyou ka shira?
22:02Dochi demo iiyo.
22:04Dochi michi gyuuniku wa nai ndakedo ne.
22:06LAUGHTER
22:08Ichinosuke-san.
22:10Anata,
22:12koukei tsuatsu dakara,
22:14menu wa ramen ga ii kashira?
22:16Yakisoba ga ii kashira?
22:18Dochi demo iiyo.
22:20Anata, otto, enbun,
22:22hayaku shinu menu.
22:24LAUGHTER
22:26Omae-san,
22:28ichi mo tette.
22:30Koiza-san.
22:32Ebiten ni shiyou ka na?
22:34Soretomo hana wo ageyou ka?
22:36Dochi demo iiyo.
22:38Atashi no kisu ageru.
22:40LAUGHTER
22:42Iranai yo.
22:44LAUGHTER
22:46Kouraku-san.
22:48Anata,
22:50kon'ya shotsuru nabe ni shimasu ka?
22:52Soretomo kiritanpo nabe ni shimasu ka?
22:54Dochi demo iiyo.
22:56Mou akita?
22:58LAUGHTER
23:00APPLAUSE
23:02Hai, Ichinosuke-san.
23:04Anata,
23:06watashi ga sawaita fugu nabe ni suru?
23:08Soretomo yama de totte kita
23:10beni tengu dake no nabe ni suru?
23:12Dochi demo iiyo.
23:14Dochi ni suro. Kore ga omae no saigo no bansan da.
23:16APPLAUSE
23:20Hai, Harunosuke-san.
23:22Ne, anata,
23:24atatakai suupu pasta ni suru?
23:26Soretomo tsumetai pasta ni suru?
23:28Dochi demo iiyo.
23:30Anata tte reisei ne.
23:32APPLAUSE
23:34Ichiban agete.
23:36Hai, Taihei-san.
23:38Anata,
23:40akai kitsune ka
23:42midori no tanuki
23:44Dochi ni suru?
23:46Dochi demo iiyo.
23:48Jibun no tabetai mono ga wakannee no ka,
23:50bakachin ga.
23:52LAUGHTER
23:54APPLAUSE
23:56Ichinosuke-san.
23:58Ne, anata,
24:00kuri okoa ni suru?
24:02Soretomo osekihan ni suru?
24:04Dochi demo iiyo.
24:06Osekihan ni shimashou.
24:08Anata no shikai no sotsugyou iwai dakara ne.
24:10Ima made otsukaresama deshita.
24:12Niimai motte tte.
24:14Jisai, katei dewa dou desu ka?
24:16Okusan ni kondate toka iwaretara
24:18nante kotaeteru desu ka?
24:20Uchinokami-san ga nani ga ii, nani ga ii tte itte
24:22dochi demo ii tte itto omae ga tsukure.
24:24Omae iwareru mae kara ore ga tsukutte.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:28APPLAUSE