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00:00Rosalie, you're just sitting there challenging me, aren't you?
00:29And reading a magazine?
00:30Uh-huh.
00:31Ah, what do you want her to do?
00:33You said we're not going to eat until Mama comes home.
00:35But if she's not home at this hour, how can you sit and read a magazine?
00:38I'm going to call Mrs. Carey and ask her maybe she knows if Molly stopped off someplace.
00:43She didn't even tell me to peel the potatoes.
00:46If she's going to be late, she always says to me, peel me.
00:49I should prepare the potatoes for supper.
00:52Call David.
00:53I will.
00:54Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carey.
00:55Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carey.
00:56Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carey.
00:57Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carey.
00:58Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carey.
00:59Yes, Uncle David?
01:00By chance, perhaps, you know where Mrs. Goldberg went and why?
01:05I did see her go into the hospital this afternoon.
01:08Hospital?
01:09Hospital.
01:10Well, I'm sure it was Molly.
01:12Did she say why or what?
01:14Did something hurt her?
01:15Did she look pale?
01:17I didn't stop to talk to her.
01:18I was in my car.
01:20Was she alone?
01:21Yes.
01:22Uh, what hospital, Daisy?
01:24The Harborville General Hospital on Magnolia Drive.
01:28Hospital?
01:29Why is everybody standing?
01:30Call the hospital.
01:31Call the Harborville General on Magnolia Drive.
01:33Well, don't stand.
01:34Call.
01:35Pa, please.
01:36Don't please me at this moment.
01:37The Harborville General Hospital, please.
01:39You'll have a wife and be married as long as I'm married.
01:41You'll see if you'll say, Pa, please.
01:43Information, please.
01:44Why information?
01:45I'd like to know if there's a Mrs. Goldberg.
01:47Mrs. Molly Goldberg.
01:49There's more than one Mrs. Goldberg.
01:50Not in Harborville, Pa.
01:52Mrs. Molly Goldberg?
01:53No.
01:54Well, tell her to check again.
01:57Could you check again, please?
01:58She didn't give her right name.
02:00Maybe she went in on a nom de plume.
02:01She didn't want to worry us.
02:02Here, give me, Sammy.
02:03Give me.
02:04Hello?
02:05Uh, this is Miss...
02:06Hello?
02:07Hello?
02:08Sammy, you disconnected me.
02:09Here, call the hospital back again.
02:12I'm shaking like a leaf.
02:13Jake.
02:14Maybe she went to a double feature and that's why she's late.
02:16Your mother's not a double feature fan.
02:19You don't know your mother.
02:20To you, she's only a mother.
02:21Your mother's a person that you don't know.
02:24Jake.
02:25You remember, David, when Molly went to have an incision
02:27on an infected finger?
02:29Did she tell anybody?
02:30Did she tell us?
02:31Always protecting us.
02:33Only once she did that.
02:34You remember, children, when Mama took gas
02:36and she didn't tell us until after the four extractions?
02:39Hello?
02:40Oh, give me, Sammy.
02:41Just a moment, please.
02:42Give me.
02:43Hello?
02:44Now, don't hang up on me and don't disconnect me.
02:46Just listen to me.
02:48I'm going to give you a description of my wife
02:49and I want you to check and see...
02:52Hello?
02:53Oh.
02:54Well, maybe she registered with an assumed name.
02:58She's a beautiful woman.
03:00Brown eyes, brown hair.
03:02Not short, not tall.
03:03Huh?
03:04I beg your pardon?
03:06What was Mama wearing?
03:07I didn't see it go out, Pop.
03:08I saw it, Jake.
03:09Hello, are you there?
03:10Hold on.
03:11Yes, David?
03:12Well, she wore her...
03:13She wore the dress, uh...
03:14The dress that you brought home last week from the factory.
03:19Can I remember the dresses I brought home?
03:22Well, she wore a dusty pink with polka dots.
03:25Dusty pink with polka dots.
03:26And her flats with short heels.
03:30Flat heels?
03:31Huh?
03:32Oh.
03:33A hat or not a hat?
03:34A hat.
03:35A hat.
03:36A hat.
03:37Or she wore her pillbox.
03:38Pillbox.
03:39Yes.
03:40And please, call me back and let me know, huh?
03:42The number is 4861.
03:45That's right, thank you.
03:49Maybe a car.
03:50She never looks where she's going.
03:51I don't want to say that.
03:52What's the matter with you people?
03:53I've never seen such hysteria.
03:54If Mrs. Carey saw her walk into the hospital, how could anything be wrong with her?
03:58Never mind, Sammy.
03:59Get the car.
04:00We'll go and see for ourselves.
04:01Rosalie, you stay here.
04:02I will not, Uncle David.
04:03Rosalie, you go and stay by Mrs. Carey until...
04:04I will not, Pop.
04:05Please.
04:06If you're going to the hospital, I'm going to the hospital.
04:07If there's something wrong with Mama, I want to be there.
04:08Huh?
04:09The child is right, Jake.
04:10Who else would Molly want to see now if not the children?
04:11Molly, where were you?
04:12Where were you?
04:13Why didn't you call, Mother?
04:14Somebody saw you going into the hospital.
04:15That's right!
04:16What are you doing in the hospital?
04:17Please, close your eyes and turn around.
04:18A game you're playing now?
04:19Please.
04:20Turn around.
04:21What is this?
04:22Please.
04:23Uh-huh.
04:24You ask me a question, and I'm going to answer the question.
04:25My heart is falling out to your Mother's playing games.
04:27I'm not playing games, and I'm not playing hide and seek.
04:34You ask me a question, and I'm going to answer the question.
04:38My heart is falling out. Your mother's playing games.
04:40I'm not playing games, and I'm not playing hide-and-seek, and I'm not playing twisting the box.
04:45Now, turn around.
04:49What's the matter?
04:51I volunteered my services to the Haverville General. I'm a nurse's aide.
04:56Go away.
04:58Excuse me.
04:59A nurse's aide?
05:00Hello, Daisy.
05:02Molly, what are you made up for?
05:05Nurse's aide. And that's what you should be, too.
05:08Anybody that has one moment of leisure shouldn't.
05:12And I'm pointing at you, like the poster pointed at me.
05:16Haverville General needs you.
05:19I'm perfectly willing to volunteer my services.
05:22Only Henry keeps telling me I'm too emotional.
05:26And I'm not slightly emotional.
05:28Slightly?
05:30No, David, the woman on the poster had to point to my Molly.
05:41My appendectomy is doing very, very nicely.
05:44At 2.45 p.m., the temperature was 99 at one point.
05:50And now I have to give room 37 a sponge.
05:54And I just have to look for the droll stories by Balzac for my ulcer in 44.
06:00And you, Mrs. Carey?
06:02I have alcohol rubs for three of the ward patients.
06:05Have you any further instructions for us, my dear?
06:08No, but I suggest that you stop pampering the patients.
06:11It isn't good for them, you know.
06:13They get into the habit of depending on you,
06:15and then it's very difficult for them to make the proper adjustment to their home environment.
06:18And besides, we don't have enough beds.
06:21There's a tremendous waiting list.
06:23Remember, this is a hospital, not a convalescent home.
06:26I understand. We'll just talk to them, please.
06:30I think that's your patient's light, Mrs. Goldberg.
06:33Oh, yes, excuse me. That's my ulcer calling me in 44.
06:40During the time the knights courteously offered to each other
06:45both help and assistance in seeking their fortunes,
06:50it happened that incessantly...
07:03Mr. Martin, you mustn't blame the accident on your roller skates.
07:08After all, my Rosalie's only 10,
07:11and when she went skating, she broke her arm.
07:15The only difference is that it'll take you a little longer to marry.
07:20That's all.
07:23Well, Daisy, how is your room 22?
07:26Oh, I can't even talk about it.
07:28How's your number 42?
07:30Oh, don't ask.
07:32And mine 36?
07:34I don't know what will happen when she's released from here.
07:38Oh, if Henry's aunt wasn't coming, she could use my house to convalesce.
07:43You mean this?
07:44Certainly. Why not?
07:46Well, if she can come to your house, why can't she convalesce in my house?
07:50That's a wonderful idea.
07:52Well, would Mr. Goldberg think so?
07:54Look, darling, in an emergency, you don't ask questions.
07:58You do what you must.
08:00That's the hypocritical ulcer.
08:04Jake, dear, David, darling, Rosalie,
08:08what my ears heard and what my eyes saw in this little week
08:12a hundred lives I lived in one week.
08:15I lived through plenty also this past week.
08:18If I get any more audit cancellations, I can close up my shop.
08:21Jake, darling, as long as you're healthy.
08:24Only healthy, darling.
08:26When I saw the gallstones coming down from surgery...
08:29My solace marrow and ulcers have surgery.
08:32Cancels.
08:33David, darling, as long as she's healthy.
08:36Only healthy.
08:37I have a Mr. Martin in room 37.
08:40His legs are standing already for weeks.
08:43A tractor.
08:46Rosalie, put away the compact.
08:49Health is beauty, Rosalie.
08:52Only health.
08:54I have one patient I'm very concerned about.
08:57She shouldn't only develop a bilateral tympholitis.
09:03But the hospitals need more beds,
09:05so more people can be sick.
09:07So they can stay longer and convalesce with lightheads.
09:13Jake, I'm so concerned about that patient.
09:16Don't let the cuckoo stand.
09:18I must call the hospital.
09:20I've got to see how mine 37 is doing.
09:25Rosalie, your mother could be a very good doctor.
09:28She don't let her patients out of her mind for one minute.
09:31But she's not a doctor, David.
09:33And if you ask me, for me it's getting to me.
09:36When I come home for my supper,
09:37I don't like to hear about gallbladders and respirations.
09:40Or get a report on a thrombosis for dessert.
09:43Yoo-hoo, Molly.
09:45I have to answer my yoo-hoo.
09:46Excuse me.
09:49Yes, Daisy?
09:50Mrs. Snowden in room 46 is leaving in the morning.
09:53Oh, Molly, she is?
09:56I knew she was doing very nicely.
09:58I knew she was dangling.
10:00So she asked me to say goodbye for her,
10:02and she was so sorry she couldn't get home.
10:05She was sorry she couldn't get to see you before she left.
10:08Oh, my.
10:10Do you realize what circumstances she's walking into?
10:15Daisy, dear, she goes back to the only place that she can go.
10:20She'll be back on her back.
10:24What time did you say she's leaving?
10:26Oh, around 9 or 10, I guess.
10:29A.M., hmm?
10:31Very disturbed about that, Daisy, dear.
10:34Well, I'll send you in a piece of my kugel.
10:36It's delicious.
10:37Oh, thank you, Molly.
10:39You're welcome.
10:42David, darling.
10:43Hmm?
10:44Tomorrow you go to the super for me, please.
10:46I'll give you my shopping list.
10:48I have to go to the hospital in the morning, K.M.
10:51I thought you have afternoon hours.
10:53Not tomorrow, Jay.
10:54Tomorrow I have an emergency.
10:58Come in, my dear.
11:00Come right in, please.
11:02I hope you didn't use too much of your strength.
11:06Just remove yourself so you'll be very comfortable.
11:11So, now, that's wonderful.
11:13Now, just please come and sit down right here and take your feet off.
11:19That's right.
11:21And be most comfortable.
11:23Relax and feel very much at home.
11:27I'll just take your temperature just to be sure.
11:32Now, under your tongue, please, dear.
11:35So.
11:36Now, I'll go upstairs and I'll fix my guest room for your extreme comfort.
11:42All I want you to do is keep your mouth shut.
11:46And now have your lunch nice and light because I have a schedule now.
11:53Hello?
11:55Just keep your mouth under your tongue and don't breathe.
12:01Hello?
12:11Hello?
12:13My pillow's on the floor.
12:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:21Oh, no allergy to the feather.
12:29How do you do?
12:31Drink a little to prop you up.
12:36What is this?
12:37Jake, please, speak in a lower key and don't use a higher register.
12:42She needs quiet and she needs attention.
12:44Jake, darling, if we didn't have a guest room.
12:47This is not a convalescent home, Molly.
12:49Jake, darling, could I send her home to seven grandchildren and a son-in-law that's not on the best speaking terms with her?
12:55She would have a relapse.
12:56It's only for a few days, Jake.
12:58I'll help Mama, Jake, darling.
13:00You wouldn't even know she's here, Jake.
13:03I know.
13:04As long as you're healthy.
13:06All right, go.
13:07Remove the thermometer.
13:13Stop.
13:2037 degrees centigrade.
13:23What's that?
13:2598.6 Fahrenheit.
13:28Normal.
13:35She's a widow.
13:36And the dry goods store likes her very much.
13:39But he buried her already too wide.
13:42So if he would know she was sick, that would discourage him from that room.
13:50Jake, darling, he's a divorced man.
13:54Where can he go?
13:56Who will take care of him?
13:58Who will love him?
13:59Put a shingle out.
14:01Convalescent home.
14:02At least we'll be in business.
14:05Goodbye, Mrs. McIntosh.
14:08Goodbye.
14:09Be careful of your hypersensitivity and your hypermobility.
14:13Goodbye.
14:16Lovely woman.
14:18Lovely woman.
14:20Look, Jake.
14:22Look, darling, what she wrote on her picture.
14:25To my angel in the white cap.
14:28Well, Mrs. Florence Nightingale, is this going to be the end?
14:31Why, Jake, darling, you were very sweet and very patient,
14:35for which I thank you very much, darling.
14:38Very much.
14:39But you know something?
14:40If Mr. Carey didn't have his aunt staying in their house,
14:44he would have done likewise.
14:46Look, David.
14:47Look, did you see this from my other patient?
14:50To the Goldberg.
14:52With appreciation for postponing my trip to the other world.
14:57Molly, do you realize this is the first time this month
15:00that our guest room is not occupied and hospitalized?
15:03If it's the hospital, Molly.
15:05Hello?
15:06Yes, Mr. Martin.
15:09My old patient from 87th.
15:11Hello, how are you?
15:13How are you feeling?
15:15Yes.
15:16Uh-huh.
15:17Well, are you walking on two legs now?
15:21So how does it feel?
15:23Uh-huh.
15:25Wonderful.
15:26We roll very well.
15:28Yes.
15:29You have greetings for my whole family.
15:33Yes.
15:34Oh, you're skating again.
15:37Now look, be careful.
15:39Don't break another leg.
15:42Well, if you do, be assured it'll be my pleasure.
15:47Yeah.
15:49Goodbye.
15:51Goodbye.
15:53Oh, Jake, dear.
15:56Such appreciation.
15:58Such appreciation from the people.
16:01Jake, darling.
16:03You know what I feel like?
16:06What?
16:07I shouldn't say it.
16:09I shouldn't say it.
16:11Do you see wings on my shoulders?
16:13Because I feel I could, I could fly, Jake.
16:17Do you know what I feel like?
16:18Well, you don't have to tell me, Jake, darling, because I know.
16:22I only have one regret, Jake.
16:24And what's that?
16:25That I didn't devote myself sooner.
16:28Now I know.
16:30Now I know what it means when people say life can be beautiful.
16:37Thank you, Jake, darling.
16:39Thank you for helping me.
16:41Well, I'll go in the kitchen and make coffee.
16:43Who wants?
16:44I want.
16:45If Jake wants, I want.
16:46Yeah?
16:47So come in the kitchen if we all want.
16:49All right.
16:51Come, David.
16:52Well.
16:58David.
17:00David, before it's too late, let's at least invite a relative to occupy the guest room
17:04before it's filled with another convalescent.
17:06So who would you invite?
17:08Anybody.
17:09Anybody, but not somebody that needs a hot water bottle, a thermometer, a special diet.
17:14Cousin Martel?
17:15Martel.
17:16Not Martel.
17:17Please, not Martel.
17:19If I meet him twice a year at the family cycle, that's plenty for me.
17:22Simon?
17:23Simon.
17:24Not Simon.
17:25Please, not Simon.
17:27Our home is too humble for the millionaire of the family.
17:30Harry, Max, Saul.
17:32How can they get away now?
17:35Why not my Uncle Sam?
17:37Why not?
17:38I'll send him a telegram this minute.
17:41Water's boiling, Jake, dear.
17:43Molly?
17:44Yeah?
17:45David and I were thinking, and don't say no, because it's time we had a normal person
17:48around the house.
17:50I'm inviting my Uncle Sam.
17:52For when?
17:53Immediately.
17:54And I mean immediately.
17:55So if you had a reservation for the guest room, cancel it.
18:01Hi there.
18:02It'll be very nice to see a familiar face without a thermometer.
18:11Daisy, dear, I want you to meet Mr. Goldberg's uncle when he arrives.
18:15So sorry, I had to cancel one of my convalescent patients.
18:19They were going to come here to spend a day or two with me.
18:22You wouldn't have a room perchance, would you, Daisy, dear?
18:26Henry's aunt is still here, and I can't find out when she's leaving.
18:31Oh, my friend.
18:33Jake and Uncle Sam will be here soon, Molly.
18:35All right, darling, I'm coming.
18:37So toodle-ee-oo, Daisy, dear.
18:38Toodle-ee-oo.
18:39Toodle-ee-oo.
18:41Rosie, darling, put down the book and take a pencil.
18:43I want you to make me out a shopping list.
18:45Yes, please.
18:46I have a pencil, Mom.
18:47What are you going to have for supper, Molly?
18:48Potato pancakes, maybe?
18:50No.
18:51Potato pancakes for Uncle Sam?
18:53Uncle Sam is already your age, you know.
18:55A little older than my age.
18:56Four years older at least.
18:59Even four years.
19:00You shouldn't eat potato pancakes, not neither, Daisy.
19:03Why not?
19:04Because when the poison passes already the middle ages,
19:07they should cut down around their cholesterol content.
19:10What do you want, Mom?
19:12I'm thinking.
19:13Hot toast?
19:15Too fat.
19:17What's too fat?
19:19Fat's for the metabolization.
19:21Rosie, darling, think of something.
19:23Think of something with high proteins and carbohydrates.
19:26Noodle pudding is what?
19:29Not good.
19:31They're here already.
19:32They're here?
19:35Hello, Molly.
19:37Hello, Sam.
19:39How are you?
19:40Hello, Daisy.
19:42How are you?
19:43Hello, Rosie.
19:44How are you?
19:45How is your son, the dentist?
19:47Oh, fine, fine.
19:49How are you?
19:50Fine.
19:51Come and sit down, Sandy.
19:53Come and sit down.
19:55How do you feel?
19:56Why?
19:57Don't I look well?
19:59A little tired.
20:01Oh, no.
20:02That's from the ride on the train.
20:04So how are the grandchildren?
20:06Oh, everybody's well.
20:09Jake told me that you are a real nurse.
20:12Well, I help out a little bit in the hospital.
20:15Well, I'm going to go wash up.
20:17You want to wash up, Uncle Sam?
20:19No, no, no.
20:20I'll sit a minute.
20:21I'll talk to Molly.
20:22Fine.
20:23I'll put your bag in the guest room.
20:24All right.
20:25Do that, darling.
20:26He should be comfortable for Uncle Sam.
20:28Uncle Sam, maybe you'll swallow a hot cup?
20:31No, thank you, Molly.
20:32No, no.
20:33Sam, tell Molly who is older, you or me?
20:37I didn't bring my birth certificate.
20:40Sam, physical age is more important than chronicle.
20:44Well, my physical age is twice as old as I am.
20:49That I'm sure.
20:50Don't you feel well?
20:52Why?
20:53Don't I look well?
20:54You have a check-up lately.
20:56Your hemoglobin.
20:57Take off the glasses, dear.
20:59Let me just see something with the hemoglobin.
21:04A little low.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Stick out your tongue, Sam.
21:10Ah.
21:12Mm-hmm.
21:14That was very atrophic.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Mm-hmm.
21:19Let's see.
21:20I have a perpetus here.
21:24Mm.
21:26Put out your hands, Sam, dear.
21:28My hands?
21:29Yes.
21:30Just put out your hands.
21:31Yes.
21:32Let's see.
21:34Very deficient in calcium and potassium, I think.
21:38And your minimal metabolism is very off balance, Sam, dear.
21:42Is it?
21:43Yes.
21:44Is it so bad?
21:46Just stand up, darling.
21:48Let me see.
21:49I'll give you your eyes.
21:50Oh, you're illogical.
21:51Please, just stretch out your hands.
21:53My hands?
21:54Mm-hmm.
21:55All right.
21:56And close your eyes.
21:58And just put your index finger to your nose.
22:03Mm-hmm.
22:04Please, now.
22:05Right.
22:06Left.
22:09Mm-hmm.
22:10Now sit down, dear.
22:11Just sit down.
22:14Just sit down, dear.
22:15Yes.
22:16Now, I just want to take your reflexes now.
22:19Put over one foot.
22:20Yeah.
22:21One foot.
22:22Very gentle.
22:23Now.
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:27Mm.
22:28Well, just lie down.
22:30Lie down?
22:31Don't concern yourself.
22:32Just lie down.
22:34All right.
22:35Sam, dear.
22:36Yes.
22:37Just lie down.
22:38Yes.
22:39If I'll find a positive Babinski.
22:43Uh-huh.
22:44Mm.
22:45Just lie down just a little.
22:48Here.
22:49Hey.
22:50Tickle-smelly.
22:51Well.
22:52Why didn't you tell me?
22:53Well.
22:54Well.
22:55Well.
22:56Well.
22:57Well.
22:58Well.
22:59Well.
23:00Well.
23:01Well.
23:02Well.
23:03Well.
23:04Well.
23:05Well.
23:06Well.
23:07Well.
23:08Why didn't you tell me?
23:09Why didn't you write me that she's a professor?
23:13Well, Dave.
23:14Now I can tell you.
23:16Your solidly doctor told me to say.
23:20Yeah?
23:21Yeah.
23:22That a man at our age, even there is nothing wrong, should go every year to the hospital for a checkup.
23:31That's what he said?
23:32Yeah.
23:33That's what he said.
23:34Hello?
23:35Well, uh, this is the nurse's aide Goldberg speaking.
23:39Uh, I would like to have a bed for 48 hours.
23:43Huh?
23:44Not even one bed?
23:47Well, uh, but listen, dear.
23:50Do you, for chance, have a convalescent that's on the verge of leaving?
23:55Well, uh, I'll take a convalescent if you'll take an observation.
24:01Who?
24:04Uh-huh.
24:05Fine.
24:06Mrs. Collins.
24:08Yes, of course.
24:09Very well.
24:10I'll be right there.
24:11Bye.
24:13Rosalie, I'm expecting a convalescent of one or two days.
24:17Mrs. Collins.
24:18What convalescent?
24:19Who convalescent?
24:20Another one.
24:23And so I say to you, as the businessmen of Fair Haverville,
24:28it is our responsibility to this affair community to raise the funds we need.
24:33Now, we have parks.
24:35We have three new schools.
24:37We have a new theater.
24:38We have parking lots.
24:40But what is it, gentlemen, that our fair town does not have?
24:44I'll tell you.
24:45What Haverville needs is a convalescent home.
24:48Yes, gentlemen, a convalescent home.
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