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00:28Sammy, Rosalie, you're helping me or you're not helping me?
00:31We've already helped you, Ma.
00:33Tell us what you want us to do and we'll do it.
00:35My lady's auxiliary committee will be here momentarily,
00:37and the chairlady's coming to check on the arrangements
00:40for the food and for the transportation,
00:42et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
00:43And the final menu wasn't made up yet,
00:45and I volunteered myself on the food.
00:47And if we're going to have potato salad,
00:48we're going to have coleslaw,
00:49and we're going to have mixed greens,
00:50et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, I won't be finished.
00:52Ma, if these things make you nervous,
00:54why don't you let somebody else do it?
00:55Who, for instance?
00:56Well, it must be somebody else
00:58that could handle some of the details.
01:00Evidently not, if it was unanimously decided
01:02that I should volunteer.
01:03Nobody is indispensable, Ma.
01:06Oh, meaning what?
01:09Meaning that if you didn't volunteer,
01:10somebody else would have to take over.
01:13Oh, very nice conversation.
01:15Meaning if I wasn't here, I'd be there already, ha-ha.
01:18Oh, come on, Ma.
01:20Very nice, just in cold words.
01:22Well, you have to be realistic, Ma.
01:24Oh, a realistic generation.
01:27Mama darling.
01:28Mama darling.
01:29Ma, don't you think it's time you grew up a little?
01:32Ma, you're too sensitive.
01:33Oh, no, I'm something else, I'm sensitive.
01:35All right, Ma.
01:36Come on, Rosie, what do you want us to do?
01:40And, Rosalie, bring me out all the heads
01:41that I have in the icebox, yes?
01:43You're going to make coleslaw now, Ma?
01:44Why not?
01:46Aunt Dara!
01:47Oh, hello, Daryl.
01:48Hello, Daryl.
01:49How are you?
01:50Hello, children.
01:51Molly, you told me to make tongue sandwiches,
01:54and you told everybody else to make tongue sandwiches.
01:56That's right.
01:57Oh, I changed my tongue to roast beef.
01:59Fine.
02:00I'm terribly confused about this transportation.
02:03What?
02:04Listen, let me help you.
02:05Here are the lists.
02:06Let me see.
02:08Let me see, let me see.
02:10Well, Elaine and Stanley are not coming
02:13because Elaine is expecting.
02:14Oh, is Myra coming?
02:16Well, she was invited, she didn't say no.
02:18Why do you ask?
02:19Nothing.
02:20There you go.
02:21Oh, get it?
02:22I got it.
02:23Now, of your family, who will go in your car?
02:26Oh, just Henry and I.
02:27Oh, I see.
02:28Excuse me, Ma, it's Mrs. Clark.
02:30She says being that everybody is bringing tongue sandwiches,
02:32could she bring roast beef?
02:34Why not?
02:35Let her bring the roast beef.
02:36Now, your car will be available for how many?
02:38Well, we have a six-passenger car,
02:40but we never take more than four, if you know what I mean.
02:42Well, you have room for two more?
02:45Well, what about your car?
02:47Well, our car is laid up,
02:48so I thought maybe my husband and myself
02:51would go in your car,
02:53and Rosie and Stanley are going with the youngest son.
02:54Oh, if you ask me, I think we should have hired a bus.
02:57This is beyond our treasury department.
02:59Oh, look, I'm forgetting myself.
03:00We're all together.
03:01Gonna throw an eye in the suit.
03:03Oh, I suppose I'll just have to go through
03:05all this all by myself.
03:07Oh, I hope you're bringing your bathing suits, everybody,
03:10because I am.
03:10Well, I'm glad you reminded me.
03:12Stanley, in the closet,
03:13you'll find two boxes, a little one and a big one,
03:16and the big one is marked summer.
03:17Bring summertime down.
03:19Yes, please.
03:20The bathing suits are included.
03:21All right, Ma.
03:22Hello?
03:24Hello, is this my butcher?
03:26How did you recognize my voice?
03:28Listen, dear, how many tongues did I order?
03:30So much tongue, Ma.
03:32A whole just of milk, please.
03:33Look, Ma, you have too much tongue
03:35and not enough of anything else.
03:37Why don't you get some steaks or hamburgers to grill?
03:40They have outdoor grills at the picnic grounds.
03:43Fence the door.
03:45Hello?
03:46Hello, butcher dear.
03:48Listen, if I would want to cancel the tongues for steaks,
03:51do you think it would be within our budget?
03:55Well, all right, I'll call you back about the quantity.
03:57In the meantime, put me in the refrigerator.
04:00Yeah, bye.
04:02Hello, Julie.
04:03Hello, Daisy.
04:04Hello, Julie dear.
04:06Still Daisy and Julie in a cup.
04:08Oh.
04:09All right, Ma, anything else?
04:10Just a little snick snack.
04:11Oh, thank you.
04:12Well, girls, if everything goes according to schedule,
04:15we'll have a lovely day.
04:16I've been running myself ragged
04:18trying to get just the right prizes
04:21for the games and the right entertainment.
04:23Daisy, I hope you've arranged the transportation.
04:27Well, you see, I just, I, I...
04:29She did, she did.
04:30Oh, I did, I did.
04:31And the food, that's your responsibility,
04:33so we won't dwell on that.
04:34Well, here's the schedule.
04:37Let's stick to it.
04:39Now, girls, there's just one fly in the ointment.
04:42What do you mean?
04:44Who's the fly?
04:45Myra.
04:46Who invited her?
04:47Well, she's a member, why shouldn't she come?
04:49It's just because Philip, her husband,
04:51was prominent in the men's club that we accepted her.
04:54Just three years this month since poor Philip passed away.
04:57You mean just because her husband, Philip...
04:59Don't be so narrow-minded.
05:01Aren't you afraid about her?
05:03No, afraid what?
05:04I think you'd better call her.
05:06Make up some excuse.
05:08Anna won't be there if she comes.
05:10I know it.
05:11Neither will Lillian and Evelyn come.
05:13They're not looking for trouble.
05:15Trouble?
05:16What's the trouble?
05:17What's the calamity?
05:18Words with no foundation?
05:20No foundation?
05:21Did you ever see smoke without fire?
05:24I still say just words.
05:27Tell her.
05:28Why should I be the one to talk?
05:30Well, if you can't talk, then don't speak.
05:32I'm only telling you because I think
05:34for the sake of our future functions, you ought to know.
05:38Know what?
05:40Come with me.
05:45Come here, dear.
05:46What is it?
05:47I saw the whispering about Myra.
05:49You're a little too young to know, Rosie.
05:52This is scary.
05:55Well?
05:56Let her come.
05:58After what I told you?
05:59What did you tell me?
06:00You told me something that somebody told somebody
06:01that somebody told somebody else.
06:03You mean you didn't believe it?
06:05All words talk words.
06:07If you'll excuse me and don't get mad,
06:09that's all idle gossip.
06:11Should we women in our middle ages
06:14be doubtful of the love and devotion of our husbands
06:16with whom we've lived and cherished all these years?
06:18Should our foundations be shaken?
06:20I say no a thousand times, no, no, no.
06:26Rosalie, is your suit dry?
06:28Almost.
06:28Maybe you ought to put on a robe.
06:29Oh, Mom, I'm not cold.
06:30All right.
06:31Come on.
06:35Sweet, have fun.
06:36But not too high, you shouldn't fall.
06:38No, we won't.
06:39Ready your mouth.
06:40Hold it.
06:41Gently.
06:42Got it.
06:44Having fun, girls?
06:45Uh-huh.
06:47Good, good, good.
06:48Molly.
06:49Yeah?
06:50When are we going to eat?
06:51Well, listen, Julie made up the whole schedule.
06:53Let me look.
06:54Just a minute and I'll tell you.
06:56Well, we have a little time yet.
06:59The barbecue is not until three o'clock.
07:01Oh, I thought you were waiting for Myra.
07:03She always comes last to make an entrance.
07:05Oh, don't start that again.
07:07Don't worry.
07:09Myra doesn't worry me.
07:10Not after my 25th wedding anniversary.
07:14Oh, this thing seems to be going just beautifully.
07:17Yes, yes.
07:17The children have had their swim.
07:19Yes.
07:20The older boys and girls are playing softball.
07:21What time is it?
07:22On the dot.
07:23Yes.
07:24We can start the barbecue.
07:25Wonderful.
07:26So Daisy, darling, you go over to the diamond field
07:27and get the steak orders and I'll go to the card table
07:29and get the steak orders.
07:30Good, I'm starved.
07:32Oh, by the way, Myra isn't here yet.
07:38I doubt whether she's coming.
07:40She won't be very comfortable.
07:42If I can help it.
07:43Don't be a woman.
07:44How do you like your steak?
07:46Medium.
07:47Oh, hello, Mabel.
07:53I think you're playing on our side, Henry.
07:55Your deal.
07:56All right, now come on.
07:57Well, we're gonna eat soon, boys.
07:58How do you like your steak, Jake?
07:59Rare.
08:00Rare.
08:01And you, Henry?
08:02Medium.
08:03Yoo-hoo!
08:05Oh, more rivals.
08:06Hello, Lucy.
08:07Lucy, hello.
08:08Mama, everybody's getting hungry.
08:10All right, darling.
08:11We're gonna eat right over here.
08:12You take the steak orders from the people here
08:14and also from the youngest set, yeah?
08:16Go, darling.
08:17Hello, Lucy!
08:19Hello, Lucy.
08:20Hello, Molly.
08:20I'm sorry I'm late.
08:21I had to go back to the house.
08:22Good to see you, darling.
08:23Well, this is Julie.
08:24How are you?
08:25Hi, Daisy.
08:25How are you?
08:26You got my list?
08:28Julie, come by.
08:29Don't we all take pictures?
08:30Sam, will you snap her?
08:32Hold it.
08:34Got it.
08:35I'll have it away in one minute.
08:36Good day, Molly.
08:37Has Myra come yet?
08:39Not yet.
08:39Oh, well, if she doesn't show up,
08:40we'll all have a very happy day.
08:42Yeah.
08:43So, how do you like your steak, dear?
08:45Medium.
08:46Medium for you, all right.
08:47How is your daughter?
08:48Oh, I never ask questions.
08:50I find it easy as I work.
08:51Martin.
08:52Not for me.
08:53I don't think she's had a date for weeks.
08:55Maybe she should take lessons from Myra.
08:58The lessons that Myra can teach
08:59are not for my daughter, if you know what I mean.
09:01Here, Ma.
09:02All right, darling.
09:04We can put a little charcoal on.
09:05Yes, please.
09:07Boys, we're starting to broil.
09:11Come put away the cards already.
09:13The public can't tear themselves away from the cards.
09:14It's relaxing.
09:16Hey, Pa.
09:17Come on over to the grill here
09:18and have a picture taken with Mama.
09:20Later, Sammy, later.
09:21Always pictures.
09:24Ma, is Pa gonna play cards all day?
09:25He's tired and it's relaxing, darling.
09:29The car is stopping.
09:31Oh, Ma, it's Myra.
09:32Myra?
09:33Hi, Myra.
09:34Shh.
09:36What do you know?
09:37She really came.
09:39She did come, after all.
09:43Hello, Myra.
09:44Hello, Rosalie.
09:45Hey, you look wonderful.
09:46Why, thank you.
09:46Come on down.
09:49Why didn't she bother to put anything on?
09:51You can be sure my husband won't be out of my side today.
09:53I don't want her sitting near me.
09:56Hi, girls.
09:58Hello, Myra.
09:58Hello, how are you, Daisy?
10:00I'm fine, thanks.
10:01How are you?
10:02I'm fine, thanks.
10:03How are you?
10:03I'm fine, thanks.
10:05It's an awfully pretty dress you have on, Julie.
10:07Oh, thank you.
10:08Oh, Molly, I have to go and see about the potato salad.
10:11I saw to the potato salad, Julie.
10:14Some people like more salt.
10:19Is there anything I can do to help, Daisy?
10:21I don't think so, no.
10:23That's a lovely, stunning outfit you have, Myra.
10:26Not much to it, is there?
10:28Excuse us.
10:31Come on, Myra, I want to take your picture
10:32up there on the roof.
10:33I'll take your picture up there on the rock.
10:35Come on.
10:35Oh, fine, thanks.
10:37Jake, can I see you a minute?
10:39Momma, darling.
10:41Why are they acting like that?
10:42I like Myra, don't you?
10:44I have no reason not to like her.
10:46Yes, Molly?
10:48Rosalie, see if there's pepper and salt
10:49on all the tables, yes, please?
10:51You know that Myra's here?
10:53That's what I want to talk to you about.
10:55Jake, because of reasons, and don't ask me the reason,
10:59suffice it to say that the word is gossip.
11:02Well, who is gossiping about whom?
11:04The woman in question is Myra,
11:07and because she came above protests,
11:09I don't want her feelings hurt,
11:11and I want you to entertain her.
11:13Me?
11:15Jake, gossip can be a vicious circle.
11:19Well, all right, I'll do what I can,
11:21but don't expect too much.
11:24Ma!
11:25Ma, look, Sammy's taking a picture of Myra.
11:29Wait a minute, let me get in that picture!
11:31Don't worry, Molly, I'll entertain her.
11:34Wait for me!
11:39Do you see what we see?
11:41Did you ever see anything like that?
11:44I'll fix it.
11:46Yoo-hoo!
11:47It's eating time, everybody!
11:49Come and get it!
11:50Good for you.
11:57Medium well for me, Ma.
11:59Medium well for you.
12:01Medium well.
12:01Medium well.
12:03Medium well.
12:09You got any tongue sandwiches?
12:11Wait a last minute, Henry,
12:12everybody changes their tongues.
12:16Medium, huh?
12:22I think I got room here.
12:24You're well done.
12:26That's right.
12:28Oh, that's fine, thank you very much.
12:30Thank you, thank you.
12:34Molly, my steak.
12:35Two plates?
12:37One for Myra.
12:39You're well.
12:41And Myra is, I think that's...
12:54Aren't you gonna eat, Ma?
12:56I'll eat.
12:58Mama darling, can't I do something to help you?
13:00No, darling, go and draw yourself, please, Rosalinda.
13:04Here, take another small tender piece, Myra.
13:08Oh, well, just the smallest piece, please.
13:17Emily?
13:18Yes, Ma?
13:19Did you see Papa?
13:20Yeah, he's gone for a walk.
13:27Well, goodness.
13:29Oh, no, not again.
13:31Oh, partner, how do you do it?
13:33She sure is lucky at cards.
13:36Well, I think I'll take a little walk, then.
13:37Oh, well, I'll come with you.
13:39No, that won't be necessary, dear.
13:40Oh, but I'd love to.
13:41Well, I would like to commune with nature alone, Daisy.
13:57These are good pictures Sammy took of us.
13:59Oh, they certainly are.
14:01He's some boy, isn't he?
14:03He certainly is.
14:04You know, it's hard to believe that you're the father
14:07of two grown children.
14:09Why?
14:10Well, you're so young in every way.
14:13In every way.
14:15Really boyish.
14:17You think so?
14:18It's your interest in things, your zest for living.
14:22It's so hard to say.
14:25It's just that special something that makes you, you.
14:29I'm nothing special, Myra.
14:32Oh, but you are.
14:34Very special.
14:35To me, anyway.
14:37Oh, so good to have someone to talk to.
14:40You see, I don't have very many friends in this town
14:43since my husband died.
14:45Well, why is that?
14:47Oh, well, let's not go into that.
14:49Look, if I tell you something, if I tell you a secret,
14:53will you promise not to tell anyone?
14:56I promise.
14:59Well, I'm going to be mad.
15:05Sammy, down the cards.
15:07Tell your father it's thundering.
15:08It's possible he didn't even hear it.
15:11You're going to come in my car, aren't you, Mama?
15:13I'm not going to.
15:14I'm not going.
15:15I'm not going.
15:16I'm not going.
15:17I'm not going.
15:18You're going to take my car, aren't you, Molly?
15:19It's going to come down very heavily, Molly.
15:20You'd better go back in Daisy's car.
15:22And where are you going?
15:23I'll drive Myra home.
15:24She doesn't like driving at night.
15:26But it's still daylight.
15:27Oh?
15:28But it's getting dark.
15:30Coming, Myra!
15:35Come on, Molly.
15:37Oh, you got me the exact time.
15:40I'm calling, Ma.
15:41I've already told her the time.
15:43Papa's a wonderful driver.
15:45I don't know why Mama's so upset.
15:49Well?
15:50Exactly 1103.
15:54Go to bed, Rosalie.
15:55Sammy, you have to be up in the very early AM.
15:58Papa probably got caught in the traffic.
16:01Good night.
16:02Does Myra live very far from here?
16:04Not far enough.
16:05What did you say, Myra?
16:06Good night, Rosalie.
16:08Ma, why don't you invite her over sometime?
16:10She'll be invited.
16:11Don't worry.
16:12Good night.
16:13Why don't you start finding her a husband?
16:15At least your efforts will be rewarded.
16:17Good night.
16:18Good night, Ma.
16:19Good night, Ma.
16:20Good night.
16:45I'm hungry.
16:48I noticed your light.
16:50I know how distressed you must be.
16:52Can I fix you something?
16:54A little warm milk, maybe?
16:56It's so relaxing, dear.
16:58No, I'm fine.
16:59I'm fine.
17:00You must admit we warned you.
17:02Well, I'm just concerned about the slippery roads.
17:05You're disillusioned.
17:07That's what hurts.
17:08Disillusioned sounds like a pretty innocent word.
17:12But it's a painful word, a cruel one.
17:15See, it's just the wet, rainy roads that's concerning me.
17:18Nothing else.
17:19And Daisy, it's late, and you're tired.
17:21Why don't you go to bed?
17:23Well, you're sure you're all right?
17:25Oh, I'm fine.
17:26I'll be calm.
17:27Good night.
17:28Good night, dear.
17:29Good night.
17:30And thank you.
17:31Thank you very much for everything in your interest.
17:33Don't get too emotional.
17:38Is that Papa, Ma?
17:47Mrs. Cary, of course.
17:51Ma, why don't you go to sleep?
17:57But I'm fine, darling.
17:59I'm fine.
18:00Good night, darling.
18:03Good night.
18:05Good night.
18:06I hope you feel better.
18:07I'm fine.
18:25Hello?
18:26Hello, information?
18:28Information.
18:29I'm seeking information.
18:31Yes, please.
18:32I want the telephone number, if you will,
18:34of Mrs. Myra Penman.
18:37Penman.
18:39I don't know the spelling at the moment.
18:43Penman, pen, like you spell a pen, pen.
18:47Man.
18:48M-A-N, man.
18:50Penman.
18:51Yes.
18:521067 MacDougall Lane.
18:56MacDougall.
18:58Yes, Haverville.
18:59Please.
19:04Well, maybe you'll find her on the Philip.
19:35Sleeping, Mom?
19:37Oh.
19:38You're home, Jay?
19:40The traffic must have been terrific.
19:42I tried to get you on the telephone from Myra's house.
19:45First there was no answer, and then the line was busy.
19:48Who were you talking to?
19:49The weather.
19:50You want to swallow a hot cock?
19:52No, I had coffee at Myra's.
19:54A little snick snack?
19:55No, thank you.
19:57I'm putting on a little weight.
19:58Don't you think so, Molly?
20:00So what?
20:01Well, I'll have to tell you.
20:02So what?
20:03Well, I'll have to take it off.
20:04Who needs a bay window?
20:07What time did you get to Myra's?
20:09Oh, we made very good time.
20:11We passed you on the road.
20:12Didn't you see us?
20:13No.
20:14How long were you by Myra's?
20:16Listen, time flies.
20:18You start to talk, a word brings a word.
20:21You're talking about?
20:22She wants a job in your factory?
20:24Why should she want a job?
20:25She's well provided for.
20:27Molly, did you know that Myra never loved her husband?
20:31When did she make that discovery?
20:33She didn't love him before she married him,
20:35and she loved him even less after.
20:38Calamity.
20:40Yeah, wasted young life.
20:42She's not the only woman that wasted her life.
20:45If you have such a capacity for pity,
20:47so have a little pity on me also.
20:49Yes, Jake.
20:50Because behold, here you also see a woman
20:52that wasted her own life.
20:54Molly.
20:55And don't talk.
20:56Don't utter a syllable, Jake.
20:57Because there isn't a word that you could say
20:59that could ease my and heal my disillusionment.
21:02Ever.
21:03Molly, what are you?
21:04Not a word.
21:05Not a word.
21:06Because any word you will say will make a bad situation worse.
21:09What situation?
21:10Only when a word becomes an experience
21:12do you understand the meaning of that word.
21:14Yes, Jake.
21:15Disillusionment, that's the word.
21:17And I am disillusioned, Jake.
21:19Molly, are you finished?
21:20Jake, that picnic I won't forget.
21:23I'm a forgiving person.
21:24I wouldn't say I wouldn't forgive you,
21:26but forget my humiliation and my embarrassment.
21:29Back off, Jake.
21:30And I'm not a jealous person.
21:32A jealous bone isn't in my nature.
21:34This is only the awakening of the facts.
21:36My eyes are open, never more to be closed, Jake.
21:39Ever more.
21:40Molly, are you finished?
21:41My father knows that his family was also
21:43on a wet and slippery road.
21:45You're also my father, however enchanted the evening.
21:49All right, Jake.
21:50I know now that a father is not a mother.
21:53And I know whereof I speak.
21:56When and if you're finished, may I remind you
21:59that you made Myra my responsibility?
22:02Didn't you ask me to entertain her?
22:04Did I ask you to sit under a tree and make googly eyes?
22:07Did I ask you to take her waltzing and walking and talking?
22:10Did I ask her to take you home with her?
22:13I was trying to please you.
22:14I thought that's what you wanted me to do.
22:16And this is my thank you.
22:17Very nice.
22:19Good night.
22:21Hello?
22:22Hello, this is Myra.
22:24This is a late hour to call.
22:26Did your husband get home yet?
22:28Mm-hm.
22:29Well, don't disturb him.
22:31Just tell him I think you should know the whole story.
22:34I don't want to.
22:36I don't want to.
22:37I don't want to tell him.
22:39I want to see what you did.
22:41I'll tell him.
22:42I'll tell him.
22:43I'll tell him.
22:44I'm going to tell him.
22:45I'll tell him.
22:46I'll tell him.
22:47I'll tell him.
22:48I'll tell him.
22:49I think you should know the whole story.
22:52Hello?
22:54Hello, are you there?
23:04Who was on the phone?
23:08Myra.
23:11She said that you should tell me the whole story.
23:15Tell it to me, Jake.
23:17I'm iron.
23:18I'm steel.
23:19I won't fall to pieces.
23:21Tell it to me quickly with one stroke.
23:23Tell me the whole story.
23:25All right.
23:27The whole story is get ready for a wedding.
23:30The girls told me.
23:32The girls told me she wanted to get married and she didn't care whose husband she took.
23:35You can tell the girls they don't have to worry.
23:38She's not taking anybody's husband, not even yours.
23:41She's marrying a childhood sweetheart from San Francisco.
23:44What was it we didn't hear?
23:46The girl didn't mention anything.
23:48What would have poor Myra if they did know?
23:50She's marrying a man whose wife is only dead 11 and a half months.
23:54Now this behavior I didn't expect from you, Molly.
23:57Good night.
23:58Jake.
23:59Jake, I'm sorry, Jake.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:02I'll see to it that all the girls send Myra wedding presents.
24:05Good night.
24:06Jake, dear, if I didn't love you, would I care?
24:10Jake.
24:13Jake, look at me.
24:17Jake, in my eyes look at me.
24:23Jake, only tell me one thing.
24:25Yes?
24:27What were you doing from 7 o'clock till now?
24:31Molly, you said you love me.
24:35Trust me.
24:37Do you?
24:41Should I?
24:47I do.
25:11I do.
25:41I do.