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How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, lookin' good, girl.
00:00:07Another crate. Just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:25Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:32Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:05Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:19What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33You get away from me, creep.
00:01:35You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins? Dad's son is Beth's friend?
00:02:14You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases?
00:02:42My boyfriend and I were...
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:55Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:22There's no rain up there.
00:03:25Right, sorry.
00:03:29I don't know why my dad sent you anyway.
00:03:33I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:56Okay then.
00:04:01Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something up.
00:04:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:09Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:20And nobody...
00:04:25Will you shut up?
00:04:26Yes.
00:04:35I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:50It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:20When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out. That was Ian.
00:05:38I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:40It's past your bedtime.
00:05:44Stop calling me kid.
00:06:00We might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:09This is a small kickback?
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here and neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:35This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:46You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:49I don't have another choice.
00:06:52I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:02Have your kickback or not.
00:07:05Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:15Who is that?
00:07:23I'm going to kill you. Count your days, slut.
00:07:26It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, the sick fuck.
00:07:34You guys were spying on me.
00:07:36Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:39That's the only reason I'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:44Your choice.
00:07:52You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:04You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:16God damn it.
00:08:18Promise to Mark.
00:08:28Whoa, who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:32Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Brian.
00:08:42Me or my rat-a-loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:47I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:49Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:52And rich dad means...
00:08:54Fancy alcohol!
00:09:01Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:05I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:08Yeah, couldn't miss it.
00:09:13It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:15Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:21Thanks, Heather.
00:09:22Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:25Enjoy the party.
00:09:30I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:41Forget Harper.
00:09:43Hang out with me.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:53I don't like talking.
00:09:54Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:02You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:10I don't like my women desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:22He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:39Oh, Harper, hey.
00:10:42Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:50Of course you can.
00:10:52You're like your school royalty.
00:10:55Thanks.
00:10:56You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're friends?
00:11:03Of course.
00:11:06I have to pee.
00:11:08Wait for me?
00:11:09Yeah, of course.
00:11:10I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:31Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:07What the hell?
00:12:13Attention, everybody.
00:12:15Hello.
00:12:17You all seem a little bored.
00:12:20So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:30Let's see.
00:12:34A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:42Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Oh, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:59He's going to give it back.
00:13:04Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:09That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:13:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:24Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:26No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:28Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:31Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's cool it down.
00:13:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:03Let's go.
00:14:24Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:44It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:58Better go.
00:15:01Okay, one last thing.
00:15:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:09You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:11You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:24Harper, literally just pearl.
00:15:26I don't give a fuck.
00:15:28Get out!
00:15:29The fuck out!
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:59She hurt you.
00:16:00Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:02Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:09You're crying.
00:16:12Why are you crying?
00:16:13You won't understand.
00:16:15Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:17They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:18I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:22Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.
00:16:26I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:58And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:05If I'm such a kid, what's that mustache against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:16That's my gun.
00:17:17You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:22You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:38Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:44You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:56Oh!
00:17:58God.
00:18:05What?
00:18:12What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It cannot be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:34You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:44Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:46You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:01What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:05Rule number three.
00:20:08Don't start any games.
00:20:11You're not ready to play.
00:20:28So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53We have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What's that?
00:21:22Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:24Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:28Is she back from class?
00:21:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:35She's fine, Mark.
00:21:36Good.
00:21:37You're my best friend.
00:21:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:48That's a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:18You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:44Uh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Weaves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for her.
00:23:04Hey!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:08Wait!
00:23:14You look so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:53It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:54You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:24:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:18We eat until the whole class sees this.
00:24:20No one's going to see these.
00:24:21Deleting them.
00:24:23That is art.
00:24:25Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:32See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:12I did it for your own good.
00:25:14You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:25:17You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:22You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:25Like a piece of meat.
00:25:27My classmate?
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:50I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those things you do?
00:25:54They're cute too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now you were right, I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:09Or I'll break you.
00:26:13In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:19Well guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit that you want me.
00:26:34What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:47But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:50Let's see if dad keeps you around then.
00:26:53So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my god, Maria, no, ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:21You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:26Think about it.
00:27:30We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:37You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:42Yeah, right.
00:27:43Jealous of me?
00:27:44I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:21Because I get what I want.
00:28:34Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:36Popcorn? Check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry? Check.
00:28:45Check.
00:28:53What do you want?
00:28:55You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:59Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:15I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26No, I just...
00:29:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:32But it's...
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:30:13How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:36Maybe...
00:30:40You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04Now, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:10Just...
00:32:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:17It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53I'm busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Remember, for me, you're not.
00:32:59Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman? No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Who's my number?
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:56She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:34:01Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Today?
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:30I'm coming for you.
00:35:01You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So... so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh, yeah? Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:26With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:51Let's go.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:37:05but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:32I don't know what your game is,
00:37:34but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:44I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:48Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:51You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:53That's not what I meant.
00:37:57No underwear?
00:38:05That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:09What can I do?
00:38:13Punish you.
00:38:18I'm sorry.
00:38:21I'm sorry.
00:38:23I'm sorry, Angel.
00:38:28No.
00:38:34You don't know me.
00:38:38You don't know me?
00:38:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51Let's see you do your worst.
00:38:54Let's see you do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:16You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:21But... but what about...
00:39:23There's no buts.
00:39:26I can't let this happen again.
00:39:37Ugh! Hot block!
00:39:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:53You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:57That was part of the plan!
00:39:59I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:02Was it... big?
00:40:05So big.
00:40:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:12It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:18Like BDSM?
00:40:20The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:37Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:39Then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:58Stop messing with that.
00:41:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:08He's not my man.
00:41:13I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew. Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps? Huh?
00:41:28What do you want, Brian?
00:41:32Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:05I want to get back together.
00:42:07You cheated on me.
00:42:09I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:12But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:15Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:17This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:25What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:30You slut!
00:42:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:34Get off me!
00:42:36Let me see, then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:38Show me. Show me!
00:42:40Go with me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:47A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:53That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:56Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:59Me?
00:43:01Me.
00:43:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:09It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:17You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:19But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:21I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:23that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me! Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:34Good girl.
00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:41That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:47and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:59She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:11Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:14He's not worth it.
00:44:16Let's go.
00:44:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:22I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:45Fuck.
00:44:48Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:51Should we call 911?
00:44:53Seriously, Harper?
00:44:55He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:57I handled myself just fine.
00:44:59And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:04I'm sorry.
00:45:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:39Do we have to do this?
00:45:51What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:54Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:58Your dad wants me to keep you safe, so yes, we have to get rid of everything that your
00:46:03ex could use against you.
00:46:05I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:11Breathe.
00:46:13You can do this.
00:46:24You can do this.
00:46:52I'm right here.
00:46:54Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18It's me.
00:47:19I got you.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:29You're fine, Harper.
00:47:36Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:41How are you feeling?
00:47:49I'm just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready. I'll hold your hand the whole time. I
00:48:08Thought you didn't make this
00:48:11What oh
00:48:14My god, oh
00:48:16My god, you're talking about swimming
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours? I want you to get used to being under water
00:48:49Oh
00:49:15You did amazing
00:49:18It's just going to get better and better
00:49:24It's okay, we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
00:49:31You don't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:39If you want me to kiss me, I don't think you understand what you're getting into I'm a dangerous man Harper
00:49:47Just so you don't want me
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you
00:50:02I want you and I told you not to mess you're gonna get hurt
00:50:13You like
00:50:17Oh
00:50:24What the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our crop
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease you grandpa? I'm not a tease. I just care about you
00:50:35So you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:42Come on let's go inside
00:50:44No, I need a moment to cool off
00:50:50I'm gonna shower
00:51:01Harper what are you doing?
00:51:04You
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare, who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Alana Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries. I
00:51:31Notice how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala I
00:51:36Wanted to warn you
00:51:37He might be sexy
00:51:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like
00:51:45Strangers breaking into my house. Oh
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:51:51Plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:55You've been tracking him
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:52:01Let's just say Chris, and I have explored each other very
00:52:06intimately
00:52:10Let's just say Chris, and I have explored each other very intimately I'm surprised
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:23Not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:52:28Yeah, well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun. Oh
00:52:35Please don't make me laugh. Look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary. Hello princess
00:52:43You're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:47You want to know how Chris likes the fuck
00:52:50He likes to take you from behind
00:52:53Handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:55Choke you out
00:52:57None of that kissing pillow talk
00:53:01Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:08He'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:53:42Oh
00:53:58Just crawl your way out idiots that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:12You
00:54:42Oh
00:55:12That's right
00:55:14Way to downgrade Chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck but she can't even swim. It's pathetic homewreck
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us. She couldn't if she tried I
00:55:31Need to come back to me baby, you were just playing hard-to-get so I got a little jealous
00:55:38She could never homewreck us because
00:55:40There's nothing to wreck
00:55:46Carter I'm so rough. Yeah, baby. I
00:55:53Don't love you and you almost killed Harper
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim she's fine stop overreacting, baby
00:56:11Oh
00:56:13What are you doing
00:56:16Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors
00:56:26You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that
00:56:35He's threatening me
00:56:37I'm telling you
00:56:39Don't fuck with people I care about
00:56:44Get out of here, please don't I'll do anything
00:57:09Oh
00:57:27Sorry for the situation I put you in Harper
00:57:31She will not bother you again. I swear don't worry about it
00:57:39I guess we both
00:57:42Have histories
00:57:44Dating crazies, huh? I never dated her
00:57:49We weren't a thing
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now
00:58:07She said that
00:58:10I
00:58:13Would never be able to handle you
00:58:18She said that
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:29Satisfy you in bed
00:58:32That I was too much of a kid and then you'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true
00:58:46That's not how I feel Harper
00:58:50But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel I'm supposed to protect you
00:59:02I
00:59:07Really thought I was gonna die
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:19What did you regret not doing this
00:59:31I
00:59:54The hell am I doing why'd you stop again?
00:59:58You're playing with fire Harper your dad is going to kill me I
01:00:03Promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get out. This isn't about mark
01:00:09It's about you and me. So whatever it is, you're dreaming up behind those doe eyes of yours. You need to kill it
01:00:16I'm too dangerous
01:00:21So you're saying the kiss was a mistake I should forget this ever happened
01:00:27It's for the best Harper
01:00:30There's a reason I don't let people close to me. Yeah
01:00:34It's cuz you're a coward
01:00:37You're allowed to be mad at me just admit it
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it. It's not don't
01:00:45You're a psycho
01:00:54Just trying to protect you
01:00:57I
01:01:04Morning
01:01:07Bagel I'm not hungry
01:01:12You need to eat
01:01:21No
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:33Or even now
01:01:36Bagel me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:40What's wrong get up? I hate seeing you like this. I should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:53I
01:01:58Columbia University gallery exhibition featuring the work of students Harper Reeves
01:02:09I'm going to make this up to you promise
01:02:13I
01:02:20Was mr. Collins seamless Harper you're like Michael fucking Angelo
01:02:27Nope
01:02:29And he's never going to huh? I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on? Oh, hey
01:02:39Hey
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag. Okay, you need to impress some fancy-pants arts investors
01:02:45So you can pass this class and I am NOT letting you fail
01:02:49Stop moping
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:55Okay
01:02:57Oh
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint Christina like a million hours
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming
01:03:27I
01:03:45Think I hear them coming. Let's go one last touch
01:03:57Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:07Tonight is gonna be perfect, huh?
01:04:13No, no, no, no my final project, how am I gonna graduate why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper
01:04:28Harper I'm kind of confused. Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:36Is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:50Did you do this
01:04:53Christina
01:04:54If I don't sell my work tonight, I'm gonna fail the class. We're gonna report you to the Dean Christina
01:05:00You're not gonna get away with this. Guess what? You have no proof
01:05:05Good luck with that losers
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me Harper
01:05:12Harper
01:05:14There's the student. I've been looking for I can explain
01:05:20Harper
01:05:22Is this your work
01:05:24It's so ugly. Isn't it professor? We have to fail Harper. It looks like a complete joke
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:38Guess just bought this piece. Wait, what who would buy this crap? I will
01:05:53You
01:05:56Who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:02It's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:08Christina don't be rude. Don't you know who this is? Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:15There's no way that's okay professor. Not everyone has taste
01:06:22How much for this painting oh, no you are starting price is 18
01:06:31Done
01:06:33Wait
01:06:35$1,800 you've been study at this school or not. We haven't sold one single painting for less than
01:06:41$18,000 you're telling me this gun-pulling
01:06:45whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just
01:06:48Eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:54Here's two mil. Oh take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake sir
01:07:02Mr. Collins, this is too much
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11Are you fucking kidding me language miss Hawks don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:22My father still runs this University money runs this University
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:36You're going to get us expelled
01:07:38Professor you can't please getting expelled sounds just about right to me. No, we're not so fast
01:07:48Do you want from me?
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this. Good luck proving it was us
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me. I
01:08:11Don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:14Stresses though
01:08:35What was it that you two said oh good luck proving it was me
01:08:44The Chancellor wants you to in his office now, you're being suspended. Let's go. Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:51They're the ones who did this arrest them. Let's go. Oh
01:08:55I'm gonna have to get this on camera. I'll see you later
01:09:03Congratulations on the Selma's Reeves Chris that was 18 grand. That's $18,000
01:09:09seriously, I
01:09:12Thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:18What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:24Yeah, I
01:09:27Mean I
01:09:30Was an idiot, I'm sorry, but I think this might help
01:09:35Show you how much I want you
01:09:41This will be
01:09:51Blindfold I want you Harper. I want to do things to you
01:10:00Bad things
01:10:03But only if you want me to
01:10:08Do
01:10:11I
01:10:20We stop
01:10:22I'm waiting so long for this
01:10:25Just gonna have to wait a bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show
01:10:34And I'll wait for you why that for me tonight
01:10:41I
01:10:46Prefer
01:10:47Harper
01:10:49Low earth to Harper. You need to look at this. Can it wait Maria? I'm having
01:10:55Very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner. No, no, that's what I need to tell you about Harper. Look
01:11:02The
01:11:06Guns and the money it's not just for show Harper. He's dangerous. You need to move out now
01:11:12You can't keep living with him. I need to talk to him. Okay, Harper
01:11:25Taxi for Harper
01:11:27Oh, hey
01:11:43Please please let me go if it's money. I'll give you however much you want
01:11:48I
01:11:51Burp burp burp burp
01:11:54Harper hmm Ryan. Why are you doing this? We broke up
01:12:00We broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:08He humiliated me
01:12:10But luckily for me your little boyfriend. What does he have? He has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into more details do we know
01:12:32No, no, no, no, no
01:12:48A
01:12:53Trap what the hell
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14I
01:13:17Hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special Harper before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:24You should probably know where she is
01:13:31Hey crap, I can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:38You know my daughter better than I do is that text a prank
01:13:44Harper's in trouble. We need to go
01:13:49Can we have some fun with you after we kill other green
01:13:55Should we make him watch
01:14:02Looks like he's here. Are you ready to see your boyfriend die Harper, huh?
01:14:10Get ready boys
01:14:14I
01:14:25Am going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:33That's what happens Chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:44Oh
01:14:53What's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:04Let me go I already told you what you should have listened to me dead
01:15:10Oh, I'm gonna kill you
01:15:13God damn
01:15:33Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Okay, so I put you in danger. You should run far away from me in my package
01:15:43When it comes to you Harper, I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:52What someone like to tell me what the fuck is going
01:16:02It's okay
01:16:04I'll handle it. I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I before I kill him. No dad. Look I
01:16:14Know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship, but deep down. I know that
01:16:23You just want me to be safe
01:16:28This makes me feel safe, please don't be mad
01:16:33You're wrong about that
01:16:36It's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:45If that means being with Chris and he better not screw this up or I will make him regret it I
01:16:53believe you
01:16:55You keep her safe
01:17:00With my goddamn life
01:17:05You
01:17:19Remember my instructions
01:17:33Yes, daddy
01:17:36I
01:17:46Want you to beg for it
01:17:48You
01:18:04Stop teasing I want
01:18:07I
01:18:15Say it
01:18:38Gravity you're pushing down on me when I'm around you, but without you don't know where I'd be
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:18:51I
01:19:06Have two choices mr. Coleman you can either uncuff me
01:19:22I
01:19:30Know I'm dangerous
01:19:33Rich am I
01:19:38Do your worst daddy
01:19:51I
01:20:01Started let's stop
01:20:06But you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:14You're different
01:20:21Oh
01:20:31Ready for round five stop it. I'm sore now. Let me out so I can go pee
01:20:39What if I don't
01:20:52I
01:20:54Told you I was busy. This is
01:20:57My home Harper reads if you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out. Okay, I will I can you get out?
01:21:13I
01:21:15I
01:21:18Think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris, can I please just open my eyes? No, please keep them covered. I
01:21:26Want to give a speech and I can't look at you while you're getting a speech
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up you literally carry around a gun, but
01:21:35Whatever just get on with it
01:21:39What I do for a living
01:21:41The not so legal part
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:50and for me to be
01:21:53Vulnerable
01:21:55Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe. I was doomed
01:22:02You're like a magnet Harper and I want to be around you forever
01:22:15So
01:22:17You're moving into the Empire State Building
01:22:22I'm moving you in there
01:22:25as a graduation present and
01:22:29also, I
01:22:31Love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:37Only if you want to either way the apartments yours, are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong it's a tacky I liked it I thought deal
01:22:55But I'm one condition boyfriend, which is you have to move in there with me
01:23:15You