An Unreliable Guide on Dating Your CEO
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00:00:00Way overdue.
00:00:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:02You have three days.
00:00:05I need to sabotage this.
00:00:06I have a critical, critical arrangement.
00:00:08Let me know.
00:00:09Five thousand dollars.
00:00:10Deal.
00:00:12Must be Elsa Smith.
00:00:14The new CEO, Alice, is the chairman's grandson.
00:00:17Nice to meet you, Elsa.
00:00:21Are you kidding?
00:00:22That guy is your new CEO?
00:00:25Miss, why are you looking away?
00:00:31If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:00:34I promise.
00:00:35There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:00:38Excuse me.
00:00:40You coming in?
00:00:49I'm not actually Elsa.
00:00:50I'm Lisa.
00:00:51I know.
00:00:56I think I might be in love with him.
00:01:01It just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:01:10You still owe me a date.
00:01:11Isn't that insane?
00:01:12Like, I literally...
00:01:18Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:01:22Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:27Oh!
00:01:29Holy fuck!
00:01:30Is this the guy?
00:01:31Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:01:37Excuse me.
00:01:40It must be Elsa Smith.
00:01:42From the Smith family.
00:01:44Actually, I'm not her.
00:01:45I'm only here because...
00:01:51Your boyfriend's debts way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:01:54You can't pay it back.
00:01:56Well...
00:01:58I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:02:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:03And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:02:04Go find him!
00:02:05You vouched for it.
00:02:06Now you gotta pay it back.
00:02:07Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:02:11Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:02:13Fine, but losing my job isn't going to help either of us.
00:02:17Can I...
00:02:18Can I have one week?
00:02:21You have three days.
00:02:25CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:02:28Eligible bachelor alert.
00:02:29I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:02:31Hey! I'm talking to you.
00:02:34You little slut.
00:02:35What are you doing all that for?
00:02:36I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:02:41I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:02:43These people look so gullible.
00:02:46Because it might be the last time I can.
00:02:48How do I look?
00:02:49Give me that.
00:02:50Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:02:52Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:02:53Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:02:54No, no, please.
00:02:55I hate to break it to you ladies, but...
00:02:58It's not going to happen.
00:03:00And who are you to say that?
00:03:01Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:03:04Seriously?
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:08Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:03:13and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:03:17His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:03:21And then he'll keep going.
00:03:25To unlock the rest of the story, you're going to have to pay me five bucks.
00:03:30I don't carry cash.
00:03:32And then what?
00:03:44Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:03:48and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:03:50just completely tearing them apart.
00:03:52So animalistic.
00:03:54And then?
00:03:55And then he was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:04:02The CEO is right behind you.
00:04:07It was actually the best sex of my life, Sterling.
00:04:10So good, I've been thinking about it for years.
00:04:12Seriously awesome.
00:04:14God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:04:18You should write for a good novel.
00:04:20Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:04:27I'm so doomed.
00:04:30Oh, fuck my life!
00:04:34Hey, what's up?
00:04:35Help, Lisa.
00:04:36Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:04:39What?
00:04:42Fuck.
00:04:43How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:04:46So what did you want to talk about?
00:04:48Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:04:53and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:04:58No.
00:04:59What if I gave you $1,000?
00:05:02No, no deal, no way.
00:05:05$2,000?
00:05:06No.
00:05:07Okay, $5,000. Take it or leave it.
00:05:11You have three days.
00:05:12You gotta pay it back.
00:05:13Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:05:17It's just a date. How bad can it be?
00:05:21Deal.
00:05:22Only because I'm your friend.
00:05:24And make him hear my name, okay?
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:05:29Perfect.
00:05:31One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:05:44Oh!
00:05:47Oh!
00:05:50Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:05:52Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:05:54No, focus on my $5,000.
00:05:58Excuse me.
00:06:01You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:06:13Just stay calm.
00:06:14I'm not gonna be swayed by your looks.
00:06:16Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:06:20First, be rude.
00:06:29Sorry, I have so much phlegm in my throat.
00:06:33It's so great to be you.
00:06:36Number two, get physical.
00:06:39Your fingers are, like, so long and nimble.
00:06:43I bet you can do, like, a lot of things with them.
00:06:48He's totally freaking out.
00:06:51You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:06:53Wanna see?
00:06:56He must think I'm a slut now.
00:06:58Isn't it so pretty?
00:07:00I love hot pink.
00:07:03Whoops.
00:07:05Take my card.
00:07:12You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:07:18I cannot let him remember my face.
00:07:24That guy is your new CEO?
00:07:26Yes, I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:07:27Get here right now, I'm leaving.
00:07:28Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:07:30There's literally no chance that I'm leaving.
00:07:33There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again.
00:07:36He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:07:39I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:07:45Okay, calm down, Lisa.
00:07:47He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:07:49I just need to get this date over with.
00:07:56So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:07:58You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate mentors.
00:08:01Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:08:04No, that was a part-time job.
00:08:07So, what is it you do exactly?
00:08:10Number three, be provocative as fuck.
00:08:15I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:08:21You wanna make a video?
00:08:26No one's gonna like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:08:32Just Splash Studios
00:08:35Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:08:38Oh shit, what did I get myself into?
00:08:46Hmm, she's messing with me.
00:08:48Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:08:53What can I help you with?
00:08:54We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:08:56Great, which one would you guys like?
00:08:58We'll let the lady decide.
00:09:01We have room number one, BDSM.
00:09:11Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:09:23I need to get out of here, now.
00:09:25I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:44First date.
00:09:45I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:09:47That's just disgusting.
00:09:48I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:09:51She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:09:54I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:09:57Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins
00:09:59and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:10:01You'll never have to see her again.
00:10:03Cheers.
00:10:11Damn, girl, you are chugging that.
00:10:14What has gotten into you?
00:10:16I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have never done that.
00:10:20Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:10:23But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:10:26By the way, is everything all good?
00:10:29Like, there's not gonna be some CEO up my ass now?
00:10:32He's thoroughly freaked out.
00:10:34You will never have to deal with him again.
00:10:40Hi, Daddy.
00:10:44Uh-huh.
00:10:46Okay, love you, too.
00:10:50What did you do?
00:10:52He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59What?
00:11:07God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:11:17Seriously? I thought I'd never see him again.
00:11:20Going down, little lady. You coming or not?
00:11:26Design department.
00:11:28Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:11:31I mean, are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:11:35Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:11:41Don't look at my face. Don't look at my face.
00:11:51Oh, excuse me.
00:11:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:03Drop this.
00:12:05Phew.
00:12:06Keep it.
00:12:12What's going on, boss? What are you thinking?
00:12:14Or we have...
00:12:15I'll choose them.
00:12:18Or we have...
00:12:19I'll choose them.
00:12:20The bathroom.
00:12:26A big deal.
00:12:28One person.
00:12:35Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:12:38If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:12:41Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:12:44Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:12:47Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:12:50I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:12:56Who do I get in return?
00:12:58The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:13:03Not bad.
00:13:04My debt could be paid off.
00:13:10What's the matter, Elsa?
00:13:13Not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:13:15Speak your mind. Somebody's waiting for me.
00:13:17Good. I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:13:21I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:13:26Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:13:32Let me say this again.
00:13:34If you're my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:13:39Well, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate.
00:13:42If you want, of course.
00:13:43First Dave, now this?
00:13:45Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:13:48Fuck you.
00:13:49You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:13:53This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:13:57Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:14:04Have you ever been in love?
00:14:07No, you haven't.
00:14:09You've never known what that feels like.
00:14:11Never known what that feels like.
00:14:12Never known what that feels like.
00:14:14You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:14:27You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:14:30I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:14:37Elsa, wait.
00:14:39Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:14:43You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:14:48I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude to just leave me back there?
00:14:52I don't want to talk about this.
00:14:54You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:15:00I'm sorry.
00:15:15Here.
00:15:16Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:15:21I'm going to fall in love.
00:15:24Is this how he really plays things out?
00:15:27Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:15:31Here.
00:15:33Thanks.
00:15:34Oh, she's so pretty.
00:15:39Oh my god!
00:15:41That's the governor's daughter!
00:15:46What the hell?
00:15:48What the hell just happened?
00:15:50What the hell just happened?
00:15:56Hello?
00:15:57Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:16:10It's not Elsa Smith.
00:16:16Wait, wait, hang on a second.
00:16:18Did she actually say that?
00:16:20So you think it's true?
00:16:23Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:16:26I don't know, boss.
00:16:28You know, look, some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:16:32I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're super self-
00:16:35Have you ever been in love?
00:16:36No, you haven't.
00:16:38You've never known what that feels like.
00:16:43Oh, shit, boss, are you crying?
00:16:45Oh my god, dude, I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:16:47Boss, I'm just kidding, I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:16:49Sam!
00:16:50I'm sorry, if you're sad.
00:16:51What's going on with the senator?
00:16:53Oh, senator, right, yeah.
00:16:55We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion,
00:16:59which is good, but what's not good,
00:17:01the bad news is that we used all the resources at our disposal
00:17:04and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:17:08So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:17:10We have to figure that out.
00:17:11Okay.
00:17:12Look, I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:25Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:17:28The CEO is here.
00:17:30Can I skip it?
00:17:32No, girl, come on.
00:17:34Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:45Camouflage.
00:17:46Nicely done.
00:17:52Guys, I gotta say, this is beautiful.
00:17:56Which one have you designed?
00:17:58That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:18:01Miss.
00:18:02My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:18:06Fuck my life.
00:18:08Miss, why are you looking away?
00:18:11Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:18:13Boss!
00:18:14I got the documents you've been asking about.
00:18:16You're the man, Sammy.
00:18:19When will this freaking meeting end?
00:18:23All right, guys, meeting adjourned. Thank you.
00:18:26Hang on one second.
00:18:29What was she wearing that night?
00:18:31Kind of hard to forget.
00:18:33Leopard print.
00:18:35Gold shoes.
00:18:37Black fishnets.
00:18:40Bold, Sammy.
00:18:47I'm sorry.
00:18:48I'm sorry.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:50I'm sorry.
00:18:51I'm sorry.
00:18:52I'm sorry.
00:18:53I'm sorry.
00:18:54I'm sorry.
00:18:55I'm sorry.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:58I'm sorry.
00:19:00Where have I seen that guy before?
00:19:06Uh, miss?
00:19:07You getting in or not?
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:10Fuck.
00:19:11That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:17Hey, girl.
00:19:18I can't do this anymore.
00:19:19My cover's blown.
00:19:20Hi.
00:19:21What's going on?
00:19:22What if I just tell him?
00:19:24It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:19:26There might be room for maneuver.
00:19:29That was crazy as fuck.
00:19:30What's wrong with losing it?
00:19:31Yeah, what's his deal?
00:19:32I don't know.
00:19:35You shameless bitch!
00:19:37You fucking liar!
00:19:39Get the fuck out of my office!
00:19:42Let's do this another time.
00:19:51Not him again.
00:19:53Not him again.
00:19:56Excuse me.
00:19:58You coming in?
00:20:09He smells good.
00:20:12Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:20:24The power will come back on.
00:20:35Oh, God.
00:20:44Oh, God.
00:20:54Oh, God.
00:21:17Are you okay?
00:21:18Are you okay?
00:21:23Does he have claustrophobia?
00:21:26Hey, hey.
00:21:27Open the door, okay?
00:21:29Don't be afraid.
00:21:34Are you okay?
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36Alex, are you okay?
00:21:37Are you okay?
00:21:38Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:21:41Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:21:45Serious accident, son.
00:21:48Hey, hey.
00:21:49Are you okay?
00:21:50Don't come near me.
00:21:52Stay back.
00:21:53He's not getting better.
00:21:55Does he have PTSD?
00:21:56Hey!
00:21:57Get away from me!
00:21:58Get away from me!
00:21:59Hey!
00:22:00No!
00:22:01Calm down.
00:22:02You're going to hurt yourself.
00:22:03Alex, stop that.
00:22:04You're going to hurt yourself.
00:22:05Stop, Giger.
00:22:06Alex!
00:22:09What are you going to do?
00:22:10Give me rabies?
00:22:11What are you going to do?
00:22:12Give me rabies?
00:22:17Your voice sounds familiar.
00:22:20No.
00:22:22I work for the janitor.
00:22:24Janitor?
00:22:26You should come closer.
00:22:28No, I've got to go.
00:22:31Hey, wait.
00:22:32I just...
00:22:34I want to say thank you.
00:22:42Phone ringing.
00:22:51Sammy.
00:22:52Boss, I got some news for you.
00:22:53The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:22:55It was Lisa from the design team.
00:23:09Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:23:10Oh, you are so dead.
00:23:21Here you go.
00:23:22Oh, let me get this for you.
00:23:23Thanks.
00:23:24This is my favorite tea.
00:23:27Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:23:28Watch out.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:41This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:23:44She's way too pretty.
00:23:45And her hair is red.
00:23:48Are you Elsa Smith?
00:23:49Uh-huh.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:54I'm sorry, what?
00:23:55Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:23:56And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:24:00oh, you are so dead.
00:24:11Isn't it so pretty?
00:24:13Miss, why are you looking away?
00:24:16You didn't make me cry.
00:24:17And I'm worth my tears.
00:24:20Lisa Davis.
00:24:22It was you all along.
00:24:28It was you all along.
00:24:36Hello?
00:24:37Alex?
00:24:38I want you to clear your schedule.
00:24:40You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:24:42No time.
00:24:43I have a date.
00:24:46A date?
00:24:47A date is more important than me?
00:24:49Yeah.
00:24:50A date.
00:24:52Date?
00:24:53Date.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:25:01You go do that because you are getting married.
00:25:04And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:25:08You got it.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:18Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:25:20Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:25:22You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:25:25That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:25:29No way.
00:25:30But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers
00:25:34and then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:25:38And I don't mean just fired.
00:25:39I mean, he got rid of them.
00:25:41He's cruel, but brave.
00:25:43I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:25:47Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:25:49Who's that?
00:25:50I don't.
00:25:51Me either.
00:25:52One day, he was here.
00:25:53The next, poof.
00:25:54He's gone.
00:25:55He's dead.
00:25:56It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:25:58I just wonder how many bodies are there.
00:26:04Don't come near me.
00:26:05No!
00:26:06No!
00:26:07Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:26:19I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:26:22I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:26:25Hear me out.
00:26:26I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:26:30And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:26:33$50,000?
00:26:39Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:26:41My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:26:44I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:26:48Shit!
00:26:49How can I retract that?
00:26:54What does she mean by this?
00:26:56If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:27:04If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:27:08We need a little more context, boss.
00:27:10Who are we talking about?
00:27:12It's just for a friend.
00:27:15That doesn't mean shit.
00:27:16They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:27:21I don't know.
00:27:22Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:27:24How about that?
00:27:25Yeah, all right.
00:27:28I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:27:32But you'll fall into my trap.
00:27:39Shit.
00:27:41God damn it.
00:27:53You vouched for him.
00:27:54You gotta pay it back.
00:27:56Shit.
00:27:57Alex, not now.
00:27:59Where can I hide from both of them?
00:28:15Who are you?
00:28:16Who are you?
00:28:17Consider this a warning.
00:28:19Don't come near her again.
00:28:20That bitch!
00:28:21I mean, that lady owes me money.
00:28:24How much?
00:28:25150k plus interest.
00:28:29All right.
00:28:32150.
00:28:36Yes, sir.
00:28:43I'll raise my compensation to 150k, Miss Elsa.
00:28:46Please reconsider my offer.
00:28:48Three dates, 150k.
00:28:50Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:28:52However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:28:57This is perfect.
00:28:59It's the exact amount I need.
00:29:04The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:29:07Contract is signed. Looking forward to it.
00:29:10Me too.
00:29:13Game on.
00:29:15Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:29:1820 miles?
00:29:21I'm not available right now.
00:29:23Fine. Give me a minute.
00:29:28Hey, why did you need me?
00:29:32So, here's the thing.
00:29:34We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:29:37But there's still some loose ends we could tie up.
00:29:41What do you want to know?
00:29:47You said you're working on a project.
00:29:50You said you worked at a family firm.
00:29:58What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:30:05Well, we specialize in feminine products.
00:30:11You wouldn't understand.
00:30:20Blabbery.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:26Everything I'm wearing right now is from my brand.
00:30:28Keep on lying.
00:30:32Why am I here, Alex? You could have called me about this.
00:30:35I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:30:38See you around.
00:30:44I drove 20 miles for this?
00:30:50Hey.
00:30:51Where the hell are you, girl?
00:30:52Mr. Proud just scheduled a meeting and it's happening in like 20 minutes.
00:30:55You better be back before then.
00:30:57What?
00:31:04If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:31:10Sammy.
00:31:11So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around
00:31:14if everybody wore masks during the staff meetings.
00:31:17So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat,
00:31:19get a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:31:22Protect your friends.
00:31:23Thank God for the flu.
00:31:28Where have you been?
00:31:29Why are you so late?
00:31:30Mr. Proud's been waiting for you.
00:31:32What are you talking about? Why does he hear where I am?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:31:38So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:31:40Lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:31:45What?
00:31:46Yes!
00:31:48Now, wait a minute.
00:31:49I have even better news.
00:31:52This is the first competition since I took office,
00:31:55so I'll be involved every step of the way,
00:31:57which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together
00:32:00down at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:32:04Wow.
00:32:06So exciting.
00:32:08How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:32:17Sammy.
00:32:18Hey, boss.
00:32:19Listen, Tompkins is pressing again,
00:32:21and with the bill going through in a couple days,
00:32:23this is just, uh, it's not looking good for us, man.
00:32:26Tompkins, Sammy.
00:32:27Who the hell is Tompkins?
00:32:29Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:32:31The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:32:35What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:32:37Oh, the senator.
00:32:38Sammy, don't worry.
00:32:39Look, I have my ways.
00:32:40Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen,
00:32:42I don't think you do because you just forgot what the senator's name was, so...
00:32:45Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got back...
00:32:49Hello?
00:32:50Hi. Hello?
00:32:53I need you to check on the measurements of this one.
00:32:55Sure.
00:33:15Hi.
00:33:40You all right?
00:33:46Crap. Is he actually going to do that?
00:34:03Shit!
00:34:04Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:34:05Wake up!
00:34:06Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:34:08Alex, come on! Wake up! Wake up!
00:34:10Help! Somebody help me!
00:34:15Alex, wake up! Wake up!
00:34:17There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:34:19Please, please wake up.
00:34:25Well...
00:34:27What is it exactly?
00:34:30Hey, ow! That hurt even more!
00:34:32I'm out of here.
00:34:33You're just going to leave me here with my ankle still hurting?
00:34:37I'll be off.
00:34:42Hey, Alex!
00:34:43Ow!
00:34:45Alex!
00:34:52Gio...
00:34:58I'm sorry.
00:35:00For what?
00:35:02For everything.
00:35:16I have to confess something to you.
00:35:20I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:35:25When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash,
00:35:30and I could never drive again.
00:35:33But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:35:38What I'm trying to say is, you can overcome your fears.
00:35:42So...
00:35:43Stop.
00:35:44Stop, stop.
00:35:45I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:47I know, I know, but hey, look.
00:35:49It's nothing.
00:36:06Are you okay?
00:36:08You can overcome your fears.
00:36:09Stop, stop.
00:36:11I'm just trying to...
00:36:12It's nothing.
00:36:15It's nothing.
00:36:17How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:36:23How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:36:26I mean, what do I have to do to make her forgive me?
00:36:29Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss,
00:36:31but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:36:37How do I know what she likes?
00:36:39Oh, well, that's easy.
00:36:40All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:36:43It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:36:47Sammy.
00:36:48How do you know she's our employee?
00:36:51Did I say our?
00:36:53I think what I said was, are you...
00:36:56You're looking thirsty.
00:36:57Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:37:01Coffee. Sammy, hot coffee.
00:37:02I got it, boss.
00:37:03Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:37:06Coffee.
00:37:11Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:37:20Maybe he's a little creepy in the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:37:30Did you hear? The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:37:34Oh, I heard. But don't worry.
00:37:36I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:37:41So with that layered protection from the governor, no one's going to touch us.
00:37:45Money and looks. Who's going to reject that?
00:37:48Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:38:05Hello, lovely.
00:38:07Hello.
00:38:08How are you?
00:38:09I'm good.
00:38:10Here's your gift.
00:38:12Oh, my God. How did you know I love Dalmatians?
00:38:15I have plenty more surprises.
00:38:19Oh, Jesus. Stop wiggling, would you? Stop wiggling.
00:38:24What is poking me?
00:38:27What?
00:38:33Welcome to the kitchen. Make yourself comfortable. I'll get started on dinner.
00:38:38My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:38:46Your hair looks different.
00:38:48Same style?
00:38:49A little different. Decided to go brown.
00:38:52It looks lovely in the dress.
00:38:56Looks great on you.
00:38:59All of it is smashing.
00:39:02How did I get so lucky?
00:39:25For you, my love.
00:39:27Ow.
00:39:28Oh, yeah. Bon appétit.
00:39:39Knife to the face. Knife to the face. Knife to the face.
00:39:41Hey, I made you dinner.
00:39:42Oh, okay. Thank you. Can you put it in my mouth? Yeah?
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45What do you want me to do? Pork? Pork for pork?
00:39:47I'm hungry.
00:39:48I'm hungry.
00:39:49I'm hungry.
00:39:50I'm hungry.
00:39:51I'm hungry.
00:39:52I'm hungry.
00:39:53I'm hungry.
00:39:54Pork for pork. Yes, yes. It's a dungeon, babe. It's a dungeon, babe.
00:40:02What is that? Marinated in salt? That's fucking disgusting, babe.
00:40:06I tried it. It wasn't that bad.
00:40:08Oh, it wasn't that bad? You tried it? Well, order takeout like I said.
00:40:13Go.
00:40:24Cheers.
00:40:35Any comments?
00:40:37It's perfect.
00:40:40You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:40:44They were so busy.
00:40:46I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:40:49So, cooking like this is really special.
00:40:52Maybe I could be your personal chef.
00:41:00Wait here.
00:41:08Because let me tell you.
00:41:12Wow. One month meat-aversary.
00:41:16You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:41:23Hi.
00:41:30I'm not Elsa. I don't deserve any of this.
00:41:34My Cinderella story is over.
00:41:36And I should return where I belong.
00:41:41I have to go.
00:41:42I'm sorry.
00:41:45Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:41:47I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:41:53David?
00:42:08Boss.
00:42:09Look, not now.
00:42:11Well, there's something.
00:42:12I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:42:19What?
00:42:23What about him?
00:42:25Exactly. That's what I thought you were going to say.
00:42:27So, I looked more into Lisa's dad and it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David.
00:42:34Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:42:36And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat.
00:42:42What a fucking loser.
00:42:49I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:42:52I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably still kind of likes him.
00:42:57Sam, please. That is such shit.
00:43:01I'm sorry. I had to tell you that, you know.
00:43:04Don't apologize.
00:43:06At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:43:10But, if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, we have to see him immediately.
00:43:17I'm going to get you to the governor.
00:43:20You're sure?
00:43:22I'm sure, boss.
00:43:26See you later, Lisa.
00:43:27Bye, Mike.
00:43:28Bye.
00:43:32Look, would I have Lisa do me a right?
00:43:35I know.
00:43:36Would you give me a chance to apologize?
00:43:37Are you serious, David?
00:43:38Yes, I'm serious.
00:43:39Make a hint, David. Come on.
00:43:40A hint?
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:42You got any shit in me?
00:43:44Really?
00:43:45Really?
00:43:46Really?
00:43:47Really?
00:43:48You're going back with the Rags that fast?
00:43:53Bullshit.
00:43:55You still owe me a date. I need you to meet me right now.
00:43:58Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody?
00:44:02Sorry. Not available right now.
00:44:05Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:44:09Sue me.
00:44:12Who are you talking to?
00:44:14None of your business.
00:44:16Shut up!
00:44:19Sorry, man. I got you something.
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:24Let me see.
00:44:30Who did you steal this from?
00:44:33I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:44:35I won the lottery, that's all.
00:44:37Okay?
00:44:38Yeah, right.
00:44:44What are you doing?
00:44:45Look, I'm rich now.
00:44:47Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you.
00:44:50And we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:44:54Lisa.
00:44:56Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:44:59Will you marry me?
00:45:04Will you marry me?
00:45:14Delicious.
00:45:15Is this about that guy earlier?
00:45:17No. It's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:45:19You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out. It's not.
00:45:23This is me making it up to you now.
00:45:27Okay? I can pay you back tenfold.
00:45:29I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:45:31Come on!
00:45:32You know what, David? I used to think you were kind of okay.
00:45:35Maybe nice.
00:45:36You're just a piece of shit.
00:45:40Excuse me.
00:45:41Stay away from me.
00:45:47There are some interesting people here today.
00:45:51Nah. I don't think they're that bad.
00:45:55So.
00:45:57I heard David's back.
00:45:59Yeah. And I am definitely over him.
00:46:02Alex is the new problem.
00:46:04What did he do now?
00:46:06I think I might be in love with him.
00:46:11But he's in love with Elsa Smith.
00:46:14What's the difference? It's still you.
00:46:16No. Elsa is a princess. Lisa is a nobody.
00:46:21Listen. If you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you.
00:46:27I don't think money is going to solve this issue.
00:46:29Well, you know what? You look gorgeous and I don't think you need any help.
00:46:34Come on. Let's take some photos.
00:46:35Fine, fine, fine.
00:46:36Okay, okay.
00:46:43I love you.
00:47:03So cute.
00:47:04And I really like him and I don't think he likes me.
00:47:06He loves you. He loves you.
00:47:08No.
00:47:11I don't think he likes me.
00:47:12No, he loves you.
00:47:13Don't you think he likes me?
00:47:15Yeah, I know.
00:47:17Yeah, you look like a thirsty little slut.
00:47:19Who are you?
00:47:21I'm taking you with me tonight whether you like it or not.
00:47:24Absolutely not.
00:47:25Jesus.
00:47:26What the heck is going on?
00:47:27Bitch!
00:47:28Hey!
00:47:30Come on. Let's go.
00:47:32Help! Help!
00:47:33It's okay.
00:47:34What are you doing here?
00:47:35Wait. I need you to fight this one.
00:47:36Oh, these guys.
00:47:37Oh, it's a fucking garbage pail, kids. Look at that.
00:47:39Get the fuck out of here unless you want a fucking knife, you coward!
00:47:42Baby, I'm going to get the police.
00:47:43David!
00:47:44You fucking asshole!
00:47:46No!
00:47:47No!
00:47:48No!
00:48:05Let go of her! Let go of her! Let go of her!
00:48:09Come here.
00:48:20Alex, he's so annoying.
00:48:22Oh, my God.
00:48:23He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:48:26Also, I'm pretty sure his faint was fake.
00:48:31So you're so annoying.
00:48:32I think about you all the time.
00:48:35Do you really think about me all the time?
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:47Am I dreaming?
00:48:49Just drinking a little bit.
00:48:50Oh.
00:48:53There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:48:56I'm not actually Elsa.
00:48:59I'm Lisa.
00:49:03I know.
00:49:09I know.
00:49:25I saw.
00:49:27Okay, stay right there.
00:49:29Hey, Sam.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31Serious question.
00:49:33Yeah, yeah.
00:49:34Do you like me?
00:49:35What?
00:49:37Do you like me?
00:49:39What do you mean?
00:49:40I just really need you to tell me if you like me because I just...
00:49:43I just kind of...
00:50:01She, uh...
00:50:04She confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:06She stole my first kiss.
00:50:12She confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:14She stole my first kiss.
00:50:18I confess.
00:50:20What are you talking about?
00:50:22She confessed to me the other night.
00:50:25She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:50:28Go ahead and get your hopes up, boss.
00:50:30We still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture.
00:50:34Who's David?
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:38You're joking, funny.
00:50:39How are you?
00:50:40Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:50:45It's good.
00:50:46I'm going to put that on your agenda.
00:50:49Very soon.
00:50:50Just not right now.
00:50:52Sammy.
00:50:54Right now.
00:51:01I'm not actually Elsa.
00:51:02I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:51:04I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:51:07I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:51:11Same here.
00:51:13I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:51:16We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:51:18Yeah, you're right.
00:51:19Today really does suck.
00:51:20We should not have gotten wasted.
00:51:22I did some stupid stuff.
00:51:25So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:51:28I'll see you at lunch.
00:51:29Yeah, bye.
00:51:31Oh!
00:51:33You still owe me a date.
00:51:35Meet me at the restaurant after work.
00:51:38The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:51:39That has nothing to do with me.
00:51:42You're in too deep.
00:51:44You can't back out now.
00:51:51You can't back out now.
00:51:53Isn't that insane?
00:51:54Like, I literally...
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:07Your dress is lovely.
00:52:08Can I ask you a question?
00:52:10How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:52:13This place is lovely.
00:52:14Yeah, seriously.
00:52:18And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec with some more marinara.
00:52:22How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:52:23Lisa, listen.
00:52:25Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:52:28I mean, exceptional.
00:52:29Exceptional.
00:52:33Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:52:36I mean, exceptional.
00:52:38Do you recall?
00:52:39I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:52:42I was impressed.
00:52:44That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:52:46Thank you so much.
00:52:50Cheers.
00:52:51Cheers.
00:52:57What is it?
00:52:59Get under the table now.
00:53:00Get under the table.
00:53:01Get under.
00:53:02Under.
00:53:03Back up.
00:53:04Back up.
00:53:06Shh.
00:53:08They're literally insane.
00:53:09They can't even make a copy.
00:53:11Is that Lisa?
00:53:13Oh my god!
00:53:14Lisa!
00:53:15Hi!
00:53:16My goodness!
00:53:17Are you waiting on somebody?
00:53:19No, I'm just eating alone.
00:53:21Oh my god!
00:53:22Wow.
00:53:24Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:53:26You can start right away.
00:53:27I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:53:31Gosh, I love the dress.
00:53:38Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:53:40Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:53:41I just, I can feel my blood sugar.
00:53:43I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:53:45No, I...
00:53:46Please, eat it all.
00:53:48Your boss is wine.
00:53:49Must have had a week, huh?
00:53:51Long day, long day.
00:53:56So, I've been meaning to ask you...
00:53:58You've been acting a little bit funky ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:54:02Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:54:05Is he making you work overtime?
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08God, I knew it.
00:54:09Really?
00:54:10God, I mean...
00:54:11You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:54:15But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:21You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:54:23Seriously, Lisa?
00:54:24But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:26Did I say that?
00:54:28You don't remember?
00:54:29You said he was petty and self-obsessed and there was no way he was ever going to get a girlfriend.
00:54:35Stop, stop, Lisa!
00:54:37The purse.
00:54:38Oh, let me get it.
00:54:43There you go.
00:54:44Thanks.
00:54:45Well, this was delicious, thank you.
00:54:48Yep, they're seating us.
00:54:49Alright, see you later.
00:54:50Thank you for this.
00:54:58Bye.
00:55:06Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:55:09Come on over.
00:55:10Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International Designers Award.
00:55:20Congratulations.
00:55:21You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and make it.
00:55:25My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:55:27Good job, girl.
00:55:30Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:55:36I'd like to officially ask you.
00:55:41Would you be my girlfriend?
00:55:43Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:55:47If you accept my humble request.
00:55:49I think you still owe me something.
00:55:51What do I owe you?
00:55:52I know I owe you.
00:55:56Yeah!
00:56:08Sam.
00:56:11I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:56:14I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:56:17What am I doing wrong?
00:56:23Sam.
00:56:28Sam.
00:56:33You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:56:36No.
00:56:38Good.
00:56:39Good.
00:56:50It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:56:52Why hasn't she texted?
00:56:54Or is her phone broken?
00:56:55Boss, just relax, alright?
00:56:57She's going to give you a call.
00:56:58Jesus.
00:57:00I do have some good news, though.
00:57:02The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:57:05that he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role
00:57:10in Washington's industrial development.
00:57:13Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:57:15He was just very impressed.
00:57:18Just as I suspected,
00:57:21he's rejected the bill.
00:57:24Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:57:28Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:33And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:57:42Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:57:46And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in especially from Japan
00:57:51for our special guest.
00:57:54Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:57:57Forgive me, I just have to say
00:58:00we've been talking about marriage.
00:58:02What's it going to be?
00:58:05Well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:58:07No, I think we're actually ready.
00:58:11No, honey, you're thinking of waiting.
00:58:15No, I think I'm ready at least.
00:58:18Which is it going to be?
00:58:22I have something very important to talk to you about
00:58:27with Alex, Lisa.
00:58:30Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child
00:58:33and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:58:40I won't spare you any of the details.
00:58:42He was six years old and his parents were out shopping
00:58:45and Alex decided to play hide and seek.
00:58:49He played hide and seek to make them find him when they returned.
00:58:54And he waited and waited and waited.
00:58:58The most horrible of fates happened.
00:59:01They died in a car accident.
00:59:08They died in a car accident.
00:59:11Calm down, calm down.
00:59:12You're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:13Hey, oh my God, stop that.
00:59:14You're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:15Hey, you can overcome your fears.
00:59:17Stop, stop.
00:59:19And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:59:24He had gone into shock and he was dehydrated
00:59:27and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:59:30When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him
00:59:34what had happened to his parents.
00:59:36And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:59:40I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future
00:59:43he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:59:46I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:59:51Yes, Mr. Brown.
00:59:52I will always take care of him.
00:59:58Hey, I couldn't sleep.
01:00:00I'm outside.
01:00:01Can you meet me?
01:00:03Coming.
01:00:08What happened?
01:00:09Get in the fucking van.
01:00:10Fuck, let go of me.
01:00:12Help.
01:00:17Fuck.
01:00:22Come on.
01:00:24Hey, let her go.
01:00:26I'll give you anything you want.
01:00:29Let's go.
01:00:47♪♪♪♪
01:00:57Where's my mommy and daddy?
01:00:59Did they forget about me?
01:01:01Please, Cooper.
01:01:02Hey, bud.
01:01:04Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
01:01:06Don't be afraid.
01:01:07Look, you have to conquer your fear.
01:01:10Lisa's your true love, my friend.
01:01:12You can overcome your fears.
01:01:14With her, you no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude,
01:01:19so get out there, bud.
01:01:21Come on, buddy.
01:01:23Go.
01:01:24She needs you.
01:01:32Shut the fuck up, or I'll fucking kill you.
01:01:36This fucking guy made it in here.
01:01:38No, motherfucker.
01:01:45Ah!
01:01:50Lisa.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:56You got hit.
01:01:57Are you okay?
01:01:59Come on.
01:02:05I love you.
01:02:10Are you okay?
01:02:11Okay.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:22My love.
01:02:23Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:02:25Do me a favor.
01:02:27No overtime tonight.
01:02:29We have new products going out in ten days.
01:02:31I have to look over the specs.
01:02:32My love, my love, my love.
01:02:34I haven't seen you at home in ten days.
01:02:36Always getting out.
01:02:37We're in the office.
01:02:38Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity
01:02:43of my love I have for you.
01:02:45Oh.
01:02:46Guess we're going home.
01:02:48Aww.
01:02:50Yeah, that's cute.
01:02:52Aww.