Cohabinating Lover - Full Movie
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00:00:00Excuse me. What are you doing? I'm opening my apartment door. What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment. I just got the keys.
00:00:22Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess. Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26I think I know what my apartment is. I think you're in 105.
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so. Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:50Case in point.
00:00:52What the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole.
00:00:56I am not an asshole. This is my door.
00:00:58It's my apartment.
00:00:59No, it is not.
00:01:01Why are you out there? I'm trying to watch the game.
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked. It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her? Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:23Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:24Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:27Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:30I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:33Excuse me?
00:01:34Ma'am, I'm serious. You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:39Here. Take my credit card.
00:01:42This...
00:01:51What? How? How?
00:01:56Well, well, well. Can I have the apartment now?
00:02:00No. No. I paid the deposit and got approved. Same as you.
00:02:05Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:08Oh, please. Call me Andy.
00:02:12Andy! How could you be this cruel?
00:02:17First, you leave me at the altar, and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:22You know, I really thought that you loved me. Are you too?
00:02:25No. No, no, no. I don't know this woman. I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:31We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April, and our first date was on the pier.
00:02:36You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:38An octopus, Andy?
00:02:39An octo-what? Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:42Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:50I'm pregnant.
00:02:52You can't abandon me. On the streets. With a baby on the way.
00:03:03With a baby on the way?
00:03:05No, no, no. You can't believe a word she is saying. She is crazy!
00:03:08Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:17Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent's covered.
00:03:24Okay, who are you?
00:03:25You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:29It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:32Okay, look, I had to do something. Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:37Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:38My credit cards are frozen. Oh, my bank account is probably drained, too.
00:03:41Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:43Okay, what is your name?
00:03:47Corinne. Corinne Car... um... Carter.
00:03:51Okay, Corinne. You know, you seem really nice and sane and all,
00:03:56but emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:00Your apartment?
00:04:02Well, you did hear her, right? I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:06Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:04:09You're broke.
00:04:11I will figure it out, okay? Just relax.
00:04:18No, don't. Don't do this, Andy. Look, this is a bad idea. You don't even know her.
00:04:23Don't do this, Andy. Look, this is a bad idea. You don't even know her.
00:04:26Why would you feel bad for her? It makes no sense.
00:04:42Um, I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:49I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:52Oh, on the contrary. I'm making myself at home.
00:04:56This is my apartment, so I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:02Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:05:05You've never lived with a guy before. You might want to back down.
00:05:10I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:23Rest assured, despite this tempting face and this nice body, I will be just fine.
00:05:36The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:41Um, what, uh, what's this book?
00:05:47Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:53Ugh.
00:05:57I'm cleaning this one.
00:05:58What?
00:05:59Did someone mess everything?
00:06:00No, I wanted that room.
00:06:01Ugh, come on. It gets the good light and everything.
00:06:04It should have been faster done.
00:06:15Hey, Corinne. I heard what happened.
00:06:18I'm so sorry.
00:06:19No, it's okay, Monica. I mean, it's probably for the best. It was my choice, after all.
00:06:24That's good to hear.
00:06:26So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:06:29Since your work email was deactivated, take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:33My what?
00:06:34Your severance package. Did your dad not-
00:06:37He's firing me?
00:06:39Oh my god.
00:06:40Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:42I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:45Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:46No, it's okay, Monica. I got an apartment.
00:06:50At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:52Well, that's good. How's the new place?
00:06:54It's... fine.
00:06:58Ugh, my roommate. He's kind of an asshole.
00:07:01But he's fine.
00:07:02He? You're living with a guy?
00:07:04Yeah, it's a really long story. Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:08Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:12Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:14Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:16I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:18I've gotta go.
00:07:19I'm really sorry, Cory. I'll catch you later.
00:07:22Bye.
00:07:27And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
00:07:40Corinne, hurry up. I need to pee.
00:07:44Okay.
00:07:51Sorry, what did you say? It's loud in here.
00:07:54Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:07:58No, just take your time. It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:02Look, I've got a job interview, and I've got to look my best. Okay?
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:12Hello?
00:08:13What are you still doing in here?
00:08:14I am not done with my hair.
00:08:17You can go ahead. I'm not going to look.
00:08:19Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:22Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:26I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:28Are you serious? I'm going to be late for work.
00:08:32Okay, fine. Catch you later.
00:08:37Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:43Oh my god!
00:08:46Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carleton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:52And with a sharp wit like that, you'll fit right in here at turn time.
00:08:57Where can you start?
00:08:58I can actually start right now.
00:09:00Excellent. The boss will love you.
00:09:03He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:10Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:12Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:16Come on in.
00:09:20I'm Corinne.
00:09:23Yes, the promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:27I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:34So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:40Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:46Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:49Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:50I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:53And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:56Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:00Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:04It's easy. Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:08Leave.
00:10:19Oh my god.
00:10:22I am so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:26Oh, are you reading abacus?
00:10:29I love this book, I read it in high school.
00:10:31I really have never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:34Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:36I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:38Please, step into my office so we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:41No worries at all, I was early.
00:10:43I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:46I feel good about turntive media already.
00:10:49You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:52Well, actually...
00:10:53Uh, yes.
00:10:54Thank you, this is Corinne.
00:10:56She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:58It's her first day.
00:11:00It is?
00:11:03It is?
00:11:04Yep.
00:11:05It is?
00:11:06It is.
00:11:07Go wait in the break room, I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:10You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:12I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:28Hi.
00:11:29I'm Corinne.
00:11:30I'm new to the team.
00:11:31We saw.
00:11:33You really put on a show out there.
00:11:36Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:38Oh, wait, are you the coffee girl?
00:11:40You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:42We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:44I'll make you some.
00:11:45Thanks, Summer.
00:11:50So, how's it going?
00:11:51Good.
00:11:52How's it going?
00:11:53Good.
00:11:54How's it going?
00:11:55Good.
00:11:57So, what were your names again?
00:12:05Lilia.
00:12:06Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:17Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:27Come in.
00:12:36What the hell happened to you?
00:12:38I...
00:12:40It was the coffee machine.
00:12:41Super finicky.
00:12:43Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:45You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:47Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:53Here.
00:12:54Take my card.
00:12:56Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:58We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:00You can't go looking like that.
00:13:02But, no, I couldn't take your...
00:13:03No, take it.
00:13:04I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:07Take it, Corinne.
00:13:11Alright, then.
00:13:13So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:16See you.
00:13:18Have fun.
00:13:20I will.
00:13:21Bye.
00:13:26Bye.
00:13:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:53What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:57Huh?
00:14:00Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon
00:14:04using somebody else's money?
00:14:06Fuck, Murphy.
00:14:09I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12My bank called me.
00:14:13They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:15What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:16I'm so sorry.
00:14:17I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:18I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:19This is how you shop?
00:14:20At high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:24I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:27Look, I will return everything.
00:14:28I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:29It's somewhere.
00:14:32I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:36Corinne.
00:14:38I'm not happy about how this happened, but
00:14:41don't go to the trouble.
00:14:42It's whatever.
00:14:43Now, come on.
00:14:44We have to go meet with that client.
00:14:45So, chop-chop.
00:14:47Whatever?
00:14:48You're not mad?
00:14:49I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me,
00:14:51but it turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Am I wrong?
00:14:58Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:00Look, just forget it.
00:15:01It's not a big deal.
00:15:07Ten thousand dollars down the drain and it's just
00:15:10whatever?
00:15:13As you like.
00:15:22Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:15:24Rush hour traffic.
00:15:25No matter, boy.
00:15:29Now, who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntide Media.
00:15:35Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:37She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:39Well, if I had known you
00:15:41hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:46I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:52Well, of course, we would be honored
00:15:54if you would choose us, but...
00:15:56I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:00I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:02How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:08Tell you what, Miss...
00:16:10Karen...
00:16:12Carla.
00:16:14Have a nightcap with me later
00:16:17and the deal is yours.
00:16:19Excuse me?
00:16:21Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:30Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:33And you're probably too drunk to even realize,
00:16:35but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:39So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:43You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you own our business or not?
00:16:52Well...
00:17:02You mean, am I gonna let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no!
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:10You know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:13Let's go.
00:17:21Let's go.
00:17:38Oh, shit.
00:17:46How to dust.
00:17:52Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:00Hmm.
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:09Shit!
00:18:12Uh...
00:18:13Uh, okay.
00:18:15What are you doing in my...
00:18:18Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:23It was an accident.
00:18:24I barely touched it.
00:18:25It just fell.
00:18:26You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog?
00:18:29On accident?
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I am so sorry.
00:18:34I'm going to sweep it up.
00:18:35No.
00:18:36No!
00:18:37Get out.
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:39Get out!
00:18:44Get out!
00:18:46Wait, you can't kick me out.
00:18:47This is my apartment, too.
00:18:48I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:49Leave!
00:18:53Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy.
00:18:56Look, I can't go anywhere.
00:18:59Andy!
00:19:07I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:11No more roommates.
00:19:18No more roommates.
00:19:27Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:44Corinne!
00:19:49Corinne!
00:20:07Okay, I guess this'll do.
00:20:19Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:23Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:25It's a first.
00:20:26Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:31I guess it's morning already.
00:20:34Nice pajamas.
00:20:38Leave me alone.
00:20:43Corinne, I'll see you in my office, please.
00:20:49Okay.
00:21:02Go home and change.
00:21:06I thought you evicted me.
00:21:08Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:10Don't you want to change?
00:21:18Nope.
00:21:43This is not a good idea.
00:21:45It's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you seen Corinne yet?
00:21:49You mean since this morning?
00:21:51No.
00:21:53How unprofessional.
00:22:00Corinne!
00:22:03Corinne?
00:22:18Corinne?
00:22:20Corinne.
00:22:21Hey, are you okay?
00:22:39Corinne.
00:22:43Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:48Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:58Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:10I'll let you sleep.
00:23:11I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:42Why am I naked?
00:23:52So...
00:23:55Relax.
00:23:57I'm familiar with the human body.
00:23:59I even have one of my own.
00:24:01But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:04No, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:08Let's just pretend that this...
00:24:09never happened, alright?
00:24:13Are you feeling better?
00:24:15I think so.
00:24:17But I'm starving.
00:24:19There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:26You got muffins?
00:24:28They were a gift from a client.
00:24:30Don't eat them all.
00:24:32Uh-huh.
00:24:40Who the hell are you?
00:24:42Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:48Excuse you, I live here.
00:24:50And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:52I'm Betty, Andy's fiancé.
00:24:58I'm Betty, Andy's fiancé.
00:25:01Uh, not my fiancé.
00:25:03Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born,
00:25:06doesn't make it real.
00:25:07Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:10Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:13Oh damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:16You ghosted her?
00:25:18Oh, that is so bad.
00:25:21You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:24Oh, that is really bad too.
00:25:26Girl, I would just gut it now.
00:25:29Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:31Oh, what, do you think you were his girlfriend or something?
00:25:34Well, actually yes.
00:25:36What?
00:25:38Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:42Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:45Excuse you.
00:25:47Come on, Andy.
00:25:49Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:51You know we belong together.
00:25:53No, now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55No, no, no, no.
00:25:57You're kidding me!
00:26:00I knew it was weird for the owner of an apartment to be so mean to me.
00:26:03I didn't expect an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:06How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:13How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up, and it's none of your business!
00:26:18My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:23Lucky mine for the free entertainment.
00:26:26Mrs. Rhodes.
00:26:28It's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:31Who's your guest?
00:26:33Oh, Andrew.
00:26:35This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:37Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:39The one and only.
00:26:42Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:45Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:47What? Did I do something wrong?
00:26:50Why are you here? Again?
00:26:52To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:26:55Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:00Come on now.
00:27:02Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:04I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:06I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:08I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:10I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:12I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:16Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19You know what? You are going to hear him out.
00:27:22Now let's not keep him waiting. Come on now.
00:27:37What are you looking for?
00:27:39I can't seem to find the file on the Braxton Project.
00:27:43You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:51Somebody is about to get in trouble.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:09Dad?
00:28:11Not for now, but we are looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:17So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group. We are very interested in acquiring...
00:28:30Excuse me?
00:28:32Sorry, I stubbed my toe.
00:28:35Please, continue.
00:28:37Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:41I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:47I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup,
00:28:50and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:52I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:54I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide
00:28:57the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:02Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:06I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:12Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:15I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right?
00:29:18Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:24And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:28Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:33Thank you for your time.
00:29:35Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:39Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:42Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:46But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:51You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:53What is it? Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:57I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:04Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:11We're also bidding on that deal. You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:16How do you know about that? That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:19I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:23If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable items.
00:30:29But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:35All right.
00:30:38Deal.
00:30:39All right.
00:30:41Bam.
00:30:42I look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:45Oh, my God.
00:30:46So sorry for the interruption.
00:30:52No, I'll see you later.
00:30:54No, no, no, what? We were just talking.
00:30:56I saw your comments on the comments.
00:31:00And now I have to think!
00:31:01See you later!
00:31:02No, no, no.
00:31:04See you later!
00:31:05See you later.
00:31:06See you later!
00:31:07See you later!
00:31:08See you later!
00:31:09See you later!
00:31:10See you later!
00:31:11No, I will see you later.
00:31:13No, no, no. What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:16I was just looking for a file and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:19And then I heard you coming and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:24You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:29Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:35Okay, well that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:39You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:40You're making the right choice.
00:31:42I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save turntide.
00:31:49If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:57You deserve it.
00:31:58I do.
00:32:02Walk of shame?
00:32:11Whew.
00:32:14Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:18She's a 10 for sure. Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:24If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29Alright. Damn, man. Don't forget I said anything.
00:32:41Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:43No, not a problem. We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:46I think if... let me call you back.
00:32:50Bob.
00:32:51Vince.
00:32:52To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:54Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:57We're here to escort you.
00:32:59Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today and also I'm not getting married.
00:33:05Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes. Very.
00:33:09Did my dad send them?
00:33:11Well, I'm just...
00:33:15Hey, let him go!
00:33:16Corinne, should we just...
00:33:17Whoa, whoa!
00:33:24You didn't need to do that.
00:33:25I have been seeing these creeps around, okay? To be safe, get pepper spray.
00:33:28Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine. I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:37I think.
00:34:08Oh.
00:34:17Oh, it burns. It burns. It burns.
00:34:21Oh, do not laugh at me.
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:25Ow!
00:34:26Ow!
00:34:37The other nail.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:42This one.
00:34:47Come on.
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave.
00:35:01No.
00:35:02No.
00:35:05Here.
00:35:12Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:19Do you wax or oil?
00:35:27Huh.
00:35:28Close enough.
00:35:39Hey!
00:35:41Did you cook?
00:35:42Yep.
00:35:43And I used a recipe.
00:35:45Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:51I cleaned the floors!
00:35:53You what?
00:35:54I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:35:58And it's Saturday.
00:36:00So I cleaned the floors!
00:36:03Looks great in here.
00:36:04And it smells great, too.
00:36:07Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:14What the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:16Soap.
00:36:18Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:20Olive oil.
00:36:22I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:24No.
00:36:25Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:27We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:31Yeah?
00:36:35Okay, let's go.
00:36:36Come on.
00:36:37Right here.
00:36:39Okay, well, move your foot.
00:36:40Oh, God.
00:36:41I can't.
00:36:42What am I supposed to do?
00:36:43Wait!
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:47Are you okay?
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:56Oh, my God.
00:36:58It smells so good.
00:36:59It smells so good.
00:37:00It smells really good.
00:37:01Let's go.
00:37:03Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:37:04Let's go, let's go.
00:37:05Let's go.
00:37:06It smells so good! It smells so good! It smells really great!
00:37:17I should...
00:37:18Brussels sprouts. Yeah, I'll go get the...
00:37:20Yeah, yeah.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:22Yeah, you do that. Okay.
00:37:28Okay, new house rule. No more chores without supervision.
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:40Need a hand over there?
00:37:42No.
00:37:49I'm all powerful.
00:37:51Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise, but...
00:37:56I am really, really sorry about that. There's...
00:37:59There's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:03There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:04Yeah. Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:06I saw those heels. That could not have been easy.
00:38:13If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:18Ooh.
00:38:19Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:20Jump? I don't know. X? Come on.
00:38:22X!
00:38:27You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:33Actually.
00:38:35But she didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:40Like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:44I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:46I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:49My sister was really good at it, though.
00:38:51And then at some point, they just stopped trying.
00:38:54So you have a sister?
00:38:56Yeah. Older.
00:38:58Chloe.
00:39:02She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:06Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obese.
00:39:11Yeah, in my parents' eyes, I was always the disappointing, troublemaking younger sister who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:20Marriage.
00:39:23And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:26I see.
00:39:28Arranged marriage.
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:33Uh, yeah. It, uh, happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:37Oh. Yeah.
00:39:41I only met him, like, once before the wedding.
00:39:44So weird.
00:39:45Well, you know what? I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:48Fuck him.
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:56Okay, well, I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:39:59I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:02I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:04You're smart, Corinne. Scary smart, sometimes.
00:40:09And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life—
00:40:13No, you know what? Hell, better.
00:40:16On your own terms.
00:40:18And you're not alone.
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:25No, I'm sorry. I just—
00:40:28I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:44No.
00:40:47No.
00:40:49No.
00:40:51No.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54No.
00:40:55No.
00:40:57Why?
00:41:00There better be something in your pocket.
00:41:02Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:41:04Oh, God.
00:41:05No!
00:41:09Uh, we should—
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:12Anything else? Okay.
00:41:14Okay, yeah.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16Yep.
00:41:17Was I snoring?
00:41:19You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:23This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:41:27The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:34Excuse me?
00:41:35Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:38The decor, the books.
00:41:41The books?
00:41:43I don't read books.
00:41:44It's the 21st century.
00:41:45Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world.
00:41:49Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:52Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:54You need to read, Andy.
00:41:56How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts.
00:42:01Gross.
00:42:03I gotta go run some errands.
00:42:05I'll be home later.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07Do whatever you want.
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:09In that case, no.
00:42:17Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:26Dad?
00:42:32Dad?
00:42:34So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:37No, um, this is my home.
00:42:41Home?
00:42:42That's very funny.
00:42:43This is merely a month-long tantrum befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:50I like it.
00:42:52When are you coming back?
00:42:53James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:56And you embarrassed us all.
00:42:58And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:02Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:43:06How did you find me?
00:43:08Oh, please.
00:43:09I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:43:12I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No.
00:43:19This is my life now, okay?
00:43:21I have worked for it.
00:43:22Just leave me alone.
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:26It was to teach you a lesson.
00:43:27But apparently, I guess it didn't.
00:43:29You are a Carl, too.
00:43:31Act like it.
00:43:32Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:37While you are wasting our name.
00:43:41The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:46I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:51You know what?
00:43:52My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:57Boyfriend?
00:43:58What boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:01Well, his name is Andy.
00:44:03And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:07Now get out!
00:44:09I regret this little girl.
00:44:29Andy?
00:44:30What are you doing here?
00:44:34I pass by this place every day.
00:44:36I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:41Aww, did my comment get to you?
00:44:43We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:44No.
00:44:45No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51I am.
00:44:52Hold this.
00:44:58Classic.
00:45:01Little women?
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:03Are they like...
00:45:04Tinkerbell?
00:45:05They are full-sized.
00:45:07You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:14Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:16No kidding.
00:45:17Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:20A rare first edition of The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:25Which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:28And only for $200.
00:45:30It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:35Ma'am.
00:45:36Johnson's Complete Emily Dickinson may be her first full collection of her work,
00:45:41but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:43I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:47And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:51So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book,
00:45:53maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:58Well then.
00:46:02So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:10This one is my favorite!
00:46:12I've never heard of it.
00:46:14It is so juicy.
00:46:16High society affairs.
00:46:18Unrequited love.
00:46:19Blood twists.
00:46:22Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:24We have so many.
00:46:27Maybe next time.
00:46:50Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:53Who's this?
00:46:55This. He. Is.
00:46:57James Prescott.
00:46:59Current fiance.
00:47:00And you are?
00:47:02Andy Rhodes.
00:47:04You have a fiance?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07You are not my fiance, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:10Just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:15Oh, you're that guy.
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:47:21Stay out of this.
00:47:22This is between me and her.
00:47:25She can make her own decisions.
00:47:27In fact, you know, why don't we ask her?
00:47:28Curren, did you change your mind?
00:47:31No, I didn't.
00:47:34Well, there you have it.
00:47:36No means no.
00:47:37And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:43And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:45Okay, look, man, I don't know what you think.
00:47:47Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:49James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:51This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:57There you go.
00:47:59Bye-bye now.
00:48:00Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:04I wonder what your father has to say about this.
00:48:07Come on.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:16Did you get oat in my coffee?
00:48:22I'll get us.
00:48:28Oh my goodness!
00:48:30I missed you so much.
00:48:31Ditto. Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:35So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:37Yeah, Turntide Media.
00:48:38Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:43Ooh.
00:48:46Ooh.
00:48:49It's a storm cloud.
00:48:50Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:52And now he's also my boss.
00:48:56But he's not normally like that. I wonder what happened.
00:48:59I think I might know.
00:49:01Someone published an expose on Turntide Media.
00:49:04It's all over the news.
00:49:10Oh no.
00:49:11That's really bad.
00:49:12Yeah, I better go.
00:49:13But, dinner's here?
00:49:14Okay, yes, please.
00:49:16Good luck.
00:49:18Thanks.
00:49:23That's a good start to the morning.
00:49:25I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:31What's going on?
00:49:33Didn't you hear?
00:49:34We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:37Apparently there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:41Oh shit.
00:49:42And the worst part, the Carlton Group boosted the article immediately and said
00:49:46this is what happens when you let a bunch of money hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:51They gotta be behind it.
00:49:52Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:56Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:59No.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02What's gonna happen?
00:50:05As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:10Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:16We have a mole?
00:50:21We have a mole?
00:50:23Too soon to say.
00:50:24But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:26Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:32I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:36I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:38We didn't have a leak before you were hired?
00:50:40Enough.
00:50:41I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:44The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:48If we can win them over, who knows, maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:53This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:55So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:51:01So, mind you, he's fully naked, and he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:08But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:12Yeah, I was five.
00:51:13You know, I recall having to call 911 to rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:23I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:27That's considered flying.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:38Ah.
00:51:42Shall we?
00:51:43Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:46You enjoy your night, bro.
00:51:53What the hell is happening?
00:51:55Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:58Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:03Yeah, good for them.
00:52:08You're cute.
00:52:10Come on, waterbender.
00:52:12Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:20Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:52:24And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:29Kiss me.
00:52:33Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:35I'm just glad Corinne's doing well.
00:52:36She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:41What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:46What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:47She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:49They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:51They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:55She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:59Oh, wow.
00:53:01I had no idea.
00:53:06Hmph.
00:53:08It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:11Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:17Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:23Wait, Andy is rich?
00:53:26Yeah, uh-huh.
00:53:29Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:32Oh, my God. Rhodes Hotels! I never even put it together!
00:53:36Yeah, he went out on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:38He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:42And, uh, you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:47And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:51Holy shit!
00:53:54Hey, girl.
00:53:56Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:02Baskin in the afterglow?
00:54:05I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:06It was amazing. Ten out of ten.
00:54:08But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:12You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:14Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:16Uh, yeah, sure. Thank you.
00:54:19Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:21Uh, yeah, sure. I could take a break.
00:54:24Okay, what? What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:28I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:31Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:35What did you say?
00:54:36Corinne. Andy comes from a rich family. Rhodes Hotels.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:48Why would she hide that?
00:54:49I don't know what to say.
00:55:06You're a Carlton.
00:55:12You're a Carlton.
00:55:13Yes, I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter. Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:17You're a Carlton. The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad mouth me in the press.
00:55:22Are you the fucking mole? Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:26Do you really think that I would do that to you? After everything we've been through?
00:55:30You know me, Andy. You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:34I don't know. What do you mean?
00:55:36Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family too?
00:55:39How is that relevant right now?
00:55:41How is that relevant?
00:55:42You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the exact same thing.
00:55:47At least I have an excuse. What's yours?
00:55:49Were you cut off from your family too?
00:55:51No. No, I wasn't.
00:55:52Okay, well then why are you here?
00:55:54You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:56What, are you just pretending for fun?
00:55:58I am not here for fun. I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:02Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:56:04But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:06Okay, well then why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:09Why don't you trust me?
00:56:10I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a...
00:56:12Could be what?
00:56:13I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:16I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:21Okay, look, if that came out...
00:56:22Yeah, it fucking did.
00:56:24First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:56:26You know what? You are just a real class act, Andy.
00:56:28Oh, stop deflecting.
00:56:30You heard that from Mr. Carlton while you were snooping around in my office, no less.
00:56:34And you didn't say anything. I have every right to be angry.
00:56:37I chose freedom.
00:56:39And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:42Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:49I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:54I even told you that my parents prefer my sister over me.
00:56:57And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it.
00:57:02When? When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:05You suspect your equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:12After living with her for weeks.
00:57:14It doesn't matter.
00:57:16I saw the door camera footage.
00:57:18And Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:20Did you feed him information then?
00:57:28He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:57:30I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:33It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:35Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble.
00:57:38And I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I...
00:57:44It sounds like you already think I'm guilty.
00:57:47So be it.
00:57:59Oh, honey.
00:58:01Get that ice cream.
00:58:08Enjoy.
00:58:09Hi, welcome.
00:58:14Corinne.
00:58:18Why did you ask me here, James?
00:58:20Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:28Wait.
00:58:29You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:31Please.
00:58:32What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:36Your boy toys in who says he is.
00:58:38Andy?
00:58:39I know.
00:58:41He's part of the Rhodes family. Big whoop.
00:58:44Not that, Corinne.
00:58:46He's engaged.
00:58:48To this woman.
00:58:49Betty Kendon, 25.
00:58:51She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:53No, no, no. I met her.
00:58:55She's crazy.
00:58:56They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:59My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:03The wedding is set for May.
00:59:04Wait, you're wrong.
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:09Okay, you know what?
00:59:24You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:59:26So just get to the point.
00:59:28The point is, Corinne, I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:33He belongs to Miss Kendon.
00:59:34This past month, all of it, it's been vague.
00:59:37A dream.
00:59:38Fuck you.
00:59:39What I can offer you is real.
00:59:41Yeah, what's that?
00:59:43Security of a home.
00:59:44Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:47You will be taken care of.
00:59:48Forever.
00:59:49You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:52Take some time.
00:59:54Think about it.
00:59:55I'll be waiting.
01:00:00Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy
01:00:04that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
01:00:07Oh, that was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:11Oh, gosh.
01:00:12You know, you two have made such a couple then and now.
01:00:20Um, excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
01:00:25This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:28Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:31Oh, no problem, dear.
01:00:43Such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:45Yes.
01:00:49There he is.
01:01:01Fuck this.
01:01:05Excuse me.
01:01:11Is he taunting me?
01:01:12Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:15You know what, James is right.
01:01:16I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:22Corinne!
01:01:23What a coincidence.
01:01:25I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:28Would you like to join?
01:01:30Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over in makeup?
01:01:37How sad.
01:01:48Hello there.
01:01:49Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:51You're right.
01:01:53Imagine that.
01:01:54What will you do?
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01I would like to propose a toast.
01:02:03To turntide and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:02:07I am so proud of you.
01:02:10Cheers.
01:02:13Thanks, Mom.
01:02:14That means a lot.
01:02:15But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:19I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:22What's the matter?
01:02:24Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:26Listen, Mom.
01:02:27I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:30But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:34I'm a grown man now.
01:02:35I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:37Andy?
01:02:39You know what?
01:02:40I'm tired of this.
01:02:41I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years.
01:02:45And all you do is reject me.
01:02:47I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:49What does she have that I don't?
01:02:52Who is she?
01:02:54She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:56Andy, is that true?
01:03:00She's just a roommate.
01:03:01And her name is Corinne.
01:03:02Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:04And it's not because of her.
01:03:05It wouldn't be right.
01:03:06I'm sorry.
01:03:08Fix it.
01:03:09I'm going to call my parents.
01:03:13Andy.
01:03:14Just because you have a start-up does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:19First you turned down the Carltons.
01:03:21And now the Camdens?
01:03:23God, what are you doing?
01:03:25Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:29Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:31They should be earned.
01:03:33And I want to marry somebody I love.
01:03:35Not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:37You have known Betty your entire life.
01:03:39And our family approves of her.
01:03:40And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:46Do you understand?
01:03:47If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:51Oh, God.
01:03:52How dare you?
01:03:54Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:58Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:01You are young.
01:04:02And I know what's best for you.
01:04:04And this is not over.
01:04:06And you will figure it out.
01:04:18Are you leaving?
01:04:20Yes.
01:04:22You can just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away.
01:04:25I don't really care.
01:04:26Is this about the other night?
01:04:28I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:30Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:32You accused me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me.
01:04:36Yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:38What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:40Enjoy married life.
01:04:42Enjoy married life?
01:04:45Oh, what? Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:48You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:52Why are you even mad?
01:04:54We're just roommates.
01:04:56What does it matter to you?
01:04:58Just roommates.
01:05:00You know, that's low even for you, Andy.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04We had moments.
01:05:05The flirting.
01:05:06Oh, we shared a kiss, for God's sake.
01:05:07Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:09We were drinking.
01:05:10Right.
01:05:11Got it.
01:05:13Where are you going?
01:05:14None of your business.
01:05:15Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:17To James?
01:05:18And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:20I always was.
01:05:21If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:23What?
01:05:24After all of the progress you've made,
01:05:26the life that you've built for yourself through blood, sweat and tears,
01:05:28you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:30Take the easy way out?
01:05:31You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:33What does it matter to you?
01:05:36We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:38Well, not anymore.
01:05:41No.
01:05:50Look who decided to show up.
01:05:52You look tired.
01:05:53I'm here.
01:06:06Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:10We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:14Here at TurnTide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:20and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:22Through meticulous research,
01:06:24we have found that the two words most commonly associated with Goldfield
01:06:28is summer and taste.
01:06:31Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:41And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:46Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:53Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:57It's an impeccable presentation.
01:07:00Virtually flawless.
01:07:01We can see the quality that comes out of TurnTide.
01:07:04That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:06On the surface, the ad is perfect.
01:07:08But it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:10I mean, the taste of summer.
01:07:12Come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:14I mean, it's soulless.
01:07:17Right.
01:07:18Basic.
01:07:19And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:25And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:28Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:30As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:35They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:38Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:42It's a safe bet.
01:07:44You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:48Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:51Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:53I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:57to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:01Well, you know, I can...
01:08:03We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:06Look, I don't want to have to give an ultimatum,
01:08:08but if you don't give us something impressive right now, we're walking.
01:08:13Please, if you give us one more day,
01:08:15we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:18We don't want another presentation.
01:08:20We want a good idea.
01:08:27Miss...
01:08:28Corinne Carlton.
01:08:29Miss...
01:08:30Corinne Carlton.
01:08:31Corinne Carlton? Isn't that, um...
01:08:36What are you doing?
01:08:38I can pitch.
01:08:41I can pitch.
01:08:44Well, then, go ahead.
01:08:49I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:52And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:56And most people think that when you're struggling,
01:08:59you're focused on the basics.
01:09:01Getting a job.
01:09:02Finding a safe place to live.
01:09:04Affording food and necessities.
01:09:06And surviving.
01:09:08And for the most part, that is... that's true.
01:09:10But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you,
01:09:15you're just looking for comfort.
01:09:17Just about everywhere.
01:09:19You're looking for anything and everything
01:09:21that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:24And in one of those moments, someone gave me a Goldfield beer.
01:09:27I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:29You know, weak hands.
01:09:37But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:43It was just a beer, but...
01:09:45You know, this may not resonate,
01:09:48but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:51I did not care what it was all about in life.
01:09:54All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:57And if I found out how to live in it,
01:10:00then you learned from what it was all about.
01:10:06The sun also rises.
01:10:08You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady,
01:10:10but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:13If he were here right now, he'd be over the moon.
01:10:16He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:22Well, I can throw together some mock-ups by the end of the week.
01:10:26Excellent. We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:30Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:33Thank you. That means a lot.
01:10:52Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:55What more is there to discuss?
01:10:57We made ourselves very clear.
01:10:59I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:03Okay, and?
01:11:05He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:08A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:12If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down
01:11:15Turn Tide's pitch and going to the West Coast,
01:11:18If you had done any research into our company,
01:11:21Ms. Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:24Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:26And does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us
01:11:29on behalf of another company?
01:11:32How about, if you do it,
01:11:35I'll give you a night you won't forget?
01:11:38Both of you.
01:11:40I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:43I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:46Both of you.
01:11:52Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:55Never in my entire career have I experienced something so unprofessional.
01:11:59Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:01Absolutely not.
01:12:03And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:06My sincerest apologies to both of you,
01:12:08and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:11If you can come through like your all-star associate promised,
01:12:15maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:23Mr. Rhodes, please, I...
01:12:25What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:28I worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:31I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:33I should have been made a partner ages ago,
01:12:35but you never even considered it.
01:12:37Ed Carlton offered me an executive role
01:12:40just for doing a small favor.
01:12:42So you betrayed us?
01:12:44Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:46If Corinne hadn't saved us back there...
01:12:48Colleen! I could have done the same thing.
01:12:51Pack your things. You're fired.
01:13:14You didn't have to pop that.
01:13:38Not one word, not one gesture of yours
01:13:41shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:49He read it.
01:13:59Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point.
01:14:02Come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:05Enjoy them while you have them,
01:14:07because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:10Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:14:12Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:14Seems like you lost your biggest asset
01:14:16when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:18Corinne? How?
01:14:21I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:23What?
01:14:25I will give you back these clients,
01:14:27but you have to give up something else.
01:14:29Then that would be...
01:14:31Corinne, relinquish your control
01:14:33and let her live her own life on her own terms.
01:14:36Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:42Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:44Deal.
01:14:56Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:02Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy?
01:15:04I haven't seen Andy, I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:06No, he's not in yet.
01:15:08But did you hear what happened?
01:15:10No, what happened?
01:15:11Andy fired Lillia.
01:15:13Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:15It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:15:19It was epic.
01:15:21He's also super hot.
01:15:23He...
01:15:25What? How did I miss this?
01:15:27You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:29I was the only witness.
01:15:31Perks of being HR.
01:15:33That's the craziest part.
01:15:35He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:37What?
01:15:38He's getting married.
01:15:52Andy?
01:15:57I'm so sorry, I thought...
01:16:04Corinne.
01:16:08Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:11Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:14Okay, well you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:17You just don't.
01:16:18You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:16:21Like everything about you.
01:16:22Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what, I really don't think so.
01:16:24She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:26Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:28Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:31I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:33You, um...
01:16:35You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:38Whatever that is.
01:16:40And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:43Don't go through with it.
01:16:45If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:47Are you done?
01:16:49Yes.
01:16:50I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:55I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:58Hey, Betty.
01:17:00Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:02Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:04Our mothers are so intent on the marriage,
01:17:06they've decided to forego the wedding altogether
01:17:08and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:10Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:12You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:14This whole time you've been perfectly obedient,
01:17:16this will not be over until you say no too.
01:17:18It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:20I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:22You don't love me.
01:17:24You don't even know what love is.
01:17:27I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:30Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:34So is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:37I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:40Understatement of the year.
01:17:42And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:45I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:48Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:50You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:52In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:56We can call it even.
01:18:01Sure.
01:18:04So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:08Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:15It's going to be a workout too.
01:18:17She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:19But I love her anyways.
01:18:21No question.
01:18:23If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:18:26Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:28I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:30Oh, shut up and kiss me.