Cohabinating Lover [Full movie]
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:11I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:13What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment.
00:00:17I just got the keys.
00:00:19Uh, yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:23Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:25Nice try.
00:00:27I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:39Wait!
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52No, no, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole! This is my door!
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:01Why are you out there? I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:12Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her? Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious. You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here. Take my credit card.
00:01:51What? How?
00:01:54How?
00:01:57Well, well, well. Can I have the apartment now?
00:02:00No. No. I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:02:04Same as you.
00:02:05Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:08Oh, please. Call me Andy.
00:02:13Andy!
00:02:14How could you be this cruel?
00:02:17First, you leave me at the altar, and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:23You know, I really thought that you loved me. Are you, too?
00:02:26No. No, no, no. I don't know this woman. I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:32We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April, and our first date was on the pier.
00:02:37You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:39An octo-what? Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:43Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:50I'm pregnant.
00:02:52You can't abandon me on the streets with a baby on the way.
00:03:03With a baby on the way?
00:03:05No, no, no. You can't believe a word she is saying. She is crazy.
00:03:08Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:16Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent is covered.
00:03:23Okay, who are you?
00:03:25You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:28It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:33Okay, look, I had to do something. Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:38Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:40My credit cards are frozen. Oh, my bank account is probably joined, too.
00:03:43My bank account is probably joined, too. Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:46Okay, what is your name?
00:03:49Corinne. Corinne Carter.
00:03:54Okay, Corinne. You know, you seem really nice and sane and all, but emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:03Your apartment? Well, you did hear her, right? I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:04:12You're broke.
00:04:14I will figure it out, okay? Just relax.
00:04:22No, don't do this, Andy. Look, this is a bad idea. You don't even know her. Why would you feel bad for her? It makes no sense.
00:04:42Um, I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:50I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:53Oh, on the contrary. I'm making myself at home.
00:04:57This is my apartment, so I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:03Are you sure you can handle this arrangement? You've never lived with a guy before.
00:05:09You might want to back down. I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:24Rest assured, despite this tempting face and this nice body, I will be just fine.
00:05:36The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:41Um, what, uh, what's this book?
00:05:47Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:57I'm cleaning this one. What?
00:05:59Did someone else serve it? No, I wanted that room.
00:06:02Ugh, come on. It gets the good light and everything.
00:06:05It should have been faster done.
00:06:16Hey, Corinne. I heard what happened. I'm so sorry.
00:06:19No, it's okay, Monica. I mean, it was probably for the best. It was my choice, after all.
00:06:24That's good to hear.
00:06:26So, I sent your severance package to your personal email. Since your work email was deactivated,
00:06:31just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:33My what?
00:06:34Your severance package. Did your dad not-
00:06:37He's firing me?
00:06:39Oh, my God. Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:42I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:45Yeah, well, it sounds like him.
00:06:47No, it's okay, Monica. I got an apartment. At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:53Well, that's good. How's the new place?
00:06:55It's... fine.
00:06:59Ugh, my roommate. He's kind of an asshole, but he's fine.
00:07:03He? You're living with a guy?
00:07:05Yeah, it's a really long story. Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:09Well, is he hot, at least?
00:07:13Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:15Well, you let me know if he tries anything. I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:19I've gotta go.
00:07:20I'm really sorry, Cory. I'll catch you later.
00:07:23Bye.
00:07:28And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
00:07:31Dang it.
00:07:40Corinne, hurry up. I need to pee.
00:07:51Sorry, what did you say? It's loud in here.
00:07:55Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:07:58Yeah, no, just take your time. It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:02Look, I've got a job interview, and I've got to look my best. Okay?
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:12Hello? What are you still doing in here?
00:08:15I am not done with my hair. You can go ahead. I'm not going to look.
00:08:19Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:22Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:26I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:28I am serious. I'm going to be late for work.
00:08:32Okay, fine. Catch you later.
00:08:37Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:43Oh my god!
00:08:46Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carleton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:52And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit right in here at TurnTide.
00:08:57Where can you start?
00:08:58I can actually start right now.
00:09:00Excellent. The boss will love you.
00:09:04He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:11Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:12Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:16Come on in.
00:09:20I'm Corinne.
00:09:23Yes, the promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:27I just interviewed her and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:36So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:41Too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:46Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:49Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:50I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:53And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:56Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:00Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:04It's easy. Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:08Leave.
00:10:16Oh my God.
00:10:19I am so sorry. I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:23Oh, are you reading Apricots?
00:10:26I love this book. I read it in high school.
00:10:28I really have never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:31Oh, Ms. Rosenberg.
00:10:33I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:35Please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:38No worries at all. I was early.
00:10:40I just met you.
00:10:42No worries at all. I was early.
00:10:44I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:47I feel good about turntive media already.
00:10:50You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:53Well, actually...
00:10:54Uh, yes.
00:10:55Thank you. This is Corinne.
00:10:57She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:59It's her first day.
00:11:01It is?
00:11:04It is?
00:11:05Yep.
00:11:06It is?
00:11:07It is.
00:11:08Go wait in the break room. I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:11You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:13I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:16Hi.
00:11:37Hi.
00:11:38I'm Corinne. I'm new to the team.
00:11:40We saw.
00:11:42You really put on a show out there.
00:11:45You need anything, Corinne?
00:11:46Oh, wait. Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:48You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:51We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:53I'll make you some.
00:11:54I'll make you some.
00:12:00So, what were your names again?
00:12:08Lilia.
00:12:09Welcome to turntive media.
00:12:14Hello.
00:12:21Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:30Come in.
00:12:37What the hell happened to you?
00:12:39I...
00:12:41It was the coffee machine. Super finicky.
00:12:44Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:46You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:48Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:54Here.
00:12:55Take my card.
00:12:57Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:59We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:01You can't go looking like that.
00:13:03No, I couldn't take your...
00:13:04No, take it.
00:13:05I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:08Take it, Corinne.
00:13:11Alright then.
00:13:12So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:15See you.
00:13:17Have fun.
00:13:19I will.
00:13:20Bye.
00:13:43What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:56Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon
00:14:00using somebody else's money?
00:14:02Fuck, Burnface.
00:14:05I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:08I'm sorry.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:10I'm sorry.
00:14:11Did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13My bank called me.
00:14:14They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:15Oh my god.
00:14:16What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:17I'm so sorry.
00:14:18I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:19I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:20This is how you shop?
00:14:21At high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:25I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:27Look, I will return everything.
00:14:29I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:30It's somewhere.
00:14:32I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:37Corinne.
00:14:39I'm not happy about how this happened, but
00:14:42don't go to the trouble.
00:14:43It's whatever.
00:14:44Now, come on.
00:14:45We have to go meet with that client, so
00:14:47chop-chop.
00:14:48Whatever?
00:14:49You're not mad?
00:14:50I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me,
00:14:52but turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:56Hey.
00:14:57Am I wrong?
00:14:59Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:01Look, just forget it.
00:15:02It's not a big deal.
00:15:03Hmm.
00:15:07$10,000 down the drain and it's just...
00:15:11whatever?
00:15:14What is he like?
00:15:23Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:15:25Rush hour traffic.
00:15:26No matter, boy.
00:15:30Who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:33I am the new marketing associate with Turntide Media.
00:15:36Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:38She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:40If I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:46I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:54Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but...
00:15:58I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:01I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:03How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:09Tell you what, Miss, uh, Taryn, uh, Carla.
00:16:15Have a nightcap with me later.
00:16:18And the deal is yours.
00:16:20Excuse me?
00:16:22Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:28Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:31And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:35I don't play nice with men like you.
00:16:37So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:41You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:45Do you own our business or not?
00:16:50Well...
00:16:52Well...
00:17:02You mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer is no.
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:10Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:21Let's go.
00:17:38Oh, shit.
00:17:46How to dust.
00:17:52Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:00Hmm.
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:08Shit!
00:18:11Uh...
00:18:12Uh, okay.
00:18:14What are you doing in my...
00:18:16What are you doing in my...
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:24It was an accident.
00:18:25I barely touched it.
00:18:26It just fell.
00:18:27You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog?
00:18:30On accident?
00:18:32Oh, my God.
00:18:33I am so sorry.
00:18:35I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:36No!
00:18:37No!
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:39Get out!
00:18:44Get out!
00:18:46Wait, you can't kick me out.
00:18:47This is my apartment, too.
00:18:48I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:50Leave!
00:18:53Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy.
00:18:56Look, I can't go anywhere.
00:18:59Andy!
00:19:07I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:12No more roommates.
00:19:17No more roommates.
00:19:27Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:44Corinne!
00:19:46Corinne!
00:20:08Okay, I guess this is you.
00:20:16I'm sorry.
00:20:22Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:24Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:26It's a first.
00:20:27Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:32Tea?
00:20:33It's morning already.
00:20:35Nice pajamas.
00:20:39Leave me alone.
00:20:40Leave me alone.
00:20:45Corinne, I'll see you in my office, please.
00:21:03Go home and change.
00:21:07I thought you evicted me.
00:21:09Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:11Don't you want to change?
00:21:39This is not a good idea.
00:21:41It's just not there yet.
00:21:43Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:45You mean since this morning?
00:21:47No.
00:21:49Hell, I'm professional.
00:21:55Corinne!
00:21:59Corinne?
00:22:04Corinne?
00:22:08Corinne?
00:22:20Corinne?
00:22:21Corinne.
00:22:22Hey, are you okay?
00:22:39Corinne.
00:22:43You're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:48Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:58Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:01Come on.
00:23:09Why don't you sleep?
00:23:13I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:39Why am I naked?
00:23:50So, um...
00:23:53Relax.
00:23:54I'm familiar with the human body.
00:23:56I don't even have one of my own.
00:23:58But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:02Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you.
00:24:05Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you.
00:24:07Thank you very much.
00:24:09Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:15Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:27You got muffins?
00:24:30They were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Donate them all.
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:41Who the hell are you?
00:24:43Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:49Excuse you, I live here.
00:24:50And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:53I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:59I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:25:01Uh, not my fiancée.
00:25:03Betty, just because our parents took hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:08Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:10Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:13Oh, damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:17You ghosted her?
00:25:18Oh, that is so bad.
00:25:22You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:25Oh, that is really bad too.
00:25:27Girl, I would just cut it now.
00:25:29Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:31Oh, what, do you think you were his girlfriend or something?
00:25:37Well, actually, yes.
00:25:38What?
00:25:39Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:45Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:47Excuse you.
00:25:49Come on, Andy.
00:25:50Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:51You know we belong together.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55You're not serious.
00:25:56No, no, no, no.
00:25:57You're kidding me.
00:25:59Shh.
00:26:02I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:07How many girls are going to knock on our door, Andy?
00:26:14How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up.
00:26:17And it's none of your business.
00:26:19My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:24How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:30Mrs. Rhodes.
00:26:32It's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:36Who's your guest?
00:26:37Oh, Andrew.
00:26:38This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:40Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:41The one and only.
00:26:44Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:47Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:59What?
00:27:00Did I do something wrong?
00:27:01Why are you here?
00:27:02Again?
00:27:03To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:07Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:11Come on now.
00:27:12Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:17Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19You know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:22Now let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:23Come on now.
00:27:30Come on.
00:27:38What are you looking for?
00:27:40I can't seem to find a file on the Braxton Project.
00:27:44You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:51Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:10Dad?
00:28:13We're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:15Please.
00:28:18So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group.
00:28:21We are very interested in acquiring you.
00:28:30Excuse me?
00:28:32Sorry.
00:28:34I stubbed my toe.
00:28:36Please continue.
00:28:37Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:43I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton.
00:28:46But we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:49I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup.
00:28:52And I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:54I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:56I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:04Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:09I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:15Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right?
00:29:21Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:28And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:30Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:36Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton.
00:29:38But I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:40Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:43Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:46But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:51You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:53What is it? Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:57I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:07I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:10Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:17We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:19You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:22How do you know about that? That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:25I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:28If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:37But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:47Deal.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:50Bam.
00:30:51I look forward to acquiring your company.
00:31:05Oh, my God. So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:12Well, I will see you later.
00:31:13No, no, no. What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:17I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:20And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:25You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:30Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago,
00:31:34and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:36Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:39You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:41You're making the right choice.
00:31:43I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:50If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:58You deserve it.
00:31:59I do.
00:32:03Walk of shame?
00:32:14Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:18She's a 10 for sure.
00:32:20Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:24If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set,
00:32:27maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29All right. Damn, man. Forget I said anything.
00:32:34Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:37No, not a problem. We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:39I think if...
00:32:41Let me call you back.
00:32:43Bob.
00:32:44Vince.
00:32:45To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:47Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:50We're here to escort you.
00:32:52Well, that's not going to happen.
00:32:54I have a really busy day.
00:32:56I'm sorry.
00:32:57No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:59We're here to escort you.
00:33:00Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:02I have a really busy day.
00:33:04And also, I'm not getting married.
00:33:06Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:09Very.
00:33:10Did my dad send them?
00:33:12Well, I'm just...
00:33:16Hey, let him go!
00:33:17Corinne, can we just...
00:33:18Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:33:25You didn't need to do that.
00:33:26I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:28To be safe, get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:31Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:33Oh, it's fine. I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:39I think.
00:33:58Oh!
00:34:18Oh, it burns. It burns. It burns.
00:34:22Oh, I'm not allowed to eat.
00:34:26Ow!
00:34:29Ow!
00:34:38The other nail.
00:34:40Oh.
00:34:43This one.
00:34:48Come on.
00:34:50Oh.
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:00Spoon?
00:35:01Microwave.
00:35:02No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:06Here.
00:35:13Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:20Okay, wax or oil?
00:35:30Close enough.
00:35:41Hey!
00:35:43Did you cook?
00:35:44Yep.
00:35:45And I used a recipe.
00:35:47Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:53I cleaned the floors.
00:35:54You what?
00:35:57I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:36:01And it's Saturday.
00:36:03So I cleaned the floors.
00:36:06Looks great in here.
00:36:07And it smells great, too.
00:36:10Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:13What the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:16Soap.
00:36:18Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:22Olive oil.
00:36:24I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:26No.
00:36:27Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:29We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:33Yeah?
00:36:36Oh.
00:36:37Okay, I have to go.
00:36:38I'm late.
00:36:40Okay, I have to go.
00:36:41I'm late.
00:36:42Come on.
00:36:43Right here.
00:36:44Okay, well, move your foot.
00:36:45Oh, God.
00:36:46I can't.
00:36:47What am I supposed to do?
00:36:48Wait!
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:10It smells good.
00:37:11It smells so good.
00:37:12It smells so good.
00:37:13It smells really great.
00:37:17I should...
00:37:18Brussels sprouts.
00:37:19Yeah, I'll go get the dillies.
00:37:20Yeah, yeah.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:22Yeah, you do that.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:28Okay, new house rule.
00:37:30No more chores without supervision.
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:40Need a hand over there?
00:37:42No.
00:37:49I'm all powerful.
00:37:51Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:56I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:58There's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:03There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:07I saw those heels.
00:38:08That could not have been easy.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:14If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:18Ooh.
00:38:19Okay, so which one's go?
00:38:21Jump?
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:23X?
00:38:24X!
00:38:27You know, my mom taught my sister and I
00:38:29how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:33Actually.
00:38:35But...
00:38:36But...
00:38:38She didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:41Like how to cook, or clean, or live independently.
00:38:45I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:47I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:50My sister was really good at it, though.
00:38:52And then at some point, they just stopped trying.
00:38:55So you have a sister?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:58Older.
00:38:59Chloe.
00:39:00Chloe.
00:39:03She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:07Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly,
00:39:10obese.
00:39:12Yeah, in my parents' eyes, I was always the disappointing,
00:39:15troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:17who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:21Marriage.
00:39:24And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:27I see.
00:39:29Arranged marriage.
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:34Yeah, it happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:44So weird.
00:39:46Well, you know what? I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:49Fuck him.
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:56Okay, well, I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:40:00I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:03I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:05You're smart, Corinne.
00:40:06Scary smart, sometimes.
00:40:10And I think that you just need to show them
00:40:12that you can live just as good of a life,
00:40:14no, you know what? Hell, better.
00:40:16On your own terms.
00:40:19And you're not alone.
00:40:21Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:23No, I'm sorry. I just...
00:40:26I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:51What is it?
00:40:54No, no, no.
00:40:57Why?
00:41:00There better be something in your pocket.
00:41:03What are you imagining?
00:41:04Oh, God.
00:41:05No!
00:41:10We should...
00:41:11Yeah, yeah.
00:41:12Do anything else.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Okay, yeah.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16Okay, yeah.
00:41:18Was I snoring?
00:41:19You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:23This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:41:28The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:35Excuse me?
00:41:36Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:38Where's the decor? The books?
00:41:42The books?
00:41:43I don't read books.
00:41:44It's the 21st century.
00:41:45Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world
00:41:49Well, I didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:53Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:54You need to read, Andy.
00:41:56How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts.
00:42:01Gross.
00:42:04I gotta go run some errands.
00:42:05I'll be home later.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07You can just do whatever you want.
00:42:09Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:10In that case, no.
00:42:12I'm sorry.
00:42:18Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:27Dad?
00:42:33Dad?
00:42:34Spending your little vacation?
00:42:35No.
00:42:37Very funny.
00:42:38This is merely a month-long tantrum.
00:42:40Befitting of a brat.
00:42:42Well, I like it.
00:42:43When are you coming back?
00:42:45You embarrass us all.
00:42:47You almost cost us...
00:42:48I hired a private investigator when you ran.
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