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Super Team Canada - S01E02 HD (TvShows) 17th May Episode, Action, Animation, Comedy
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00:00The following program is rated 14 plus and may contain coarse language, violence, nudity,
00:10mature subject matter, or scenes which may not be suitable for all viewers.
00:14Viewer discretion is advised.
00:30I guess who's going to save it all, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it, yeah we can do it.
00:41The fate of the free world, we're the heroes of the land, we're the heroes of the land.
01:00How long has he been like this?
01:14I told you, you shouldn't have told him.
01:16That the children's show he grew up with got cancelled 30 years ago?
01:20Uncle Sloppy and the Do-Right Boys was clearly important in a young breakaway's life.
01:26Crazy dance, crazy dance, crazy dance.
01:30Crazy dance, crazy dance, crazy dance, crazy dance.
01:33Crazy dance, crazy dance, crazy dance.
01:38Sorry I'm late.
01:39The guy behind the counter kept sticking his fingers in my blizzards.
01:42Don't even think about it.
01:44Hell.
01:47Emergency, emergency.
01:48Something just tripped the perimeter sensor.
01:50I know it wasn't breakaway's balls.
02:00Help me!
02:05My name is Walter Grotz-
02:07Watch out!
02:10Walter Grotzky?
02:11The father of Lane Grotzky, the greatest hockey player of all time?
02:15Yeah!
02:15But you died in 2021.
02:24Holy night in Canada.
02:39Can we just drink it from a cup?
02:43Mr. Kroski, how did you find us?
02:45And equally important, how are you alive?
02:48You died March 14th in your hometown of Bradford, Ontario
02:51in a quilt made by your great aunt on your radish farm.
02:54Yes, that's exactly what he wanted everyone to believe.
02:58The evil coach chaos.
03:01He kidnapped me and faked my death.
03:04Many years ago, a young hockey player with dreams of the NHL
03:09was cut for trying to push his own game plan ideas.
03:12I had a roommate just like that.
03:14The AJMMDHLAG, the Alberta Junior Mini Minor Developmental Hockey League Association Group.
03:21His name was Jerome.
03:22The guy was so arrogant, he changed the play on the ice,
03:24collided with his own goalie, and got his hand cut clean off by the goalie's stick.
03:28Anywhoozles, the player became a pariah, was kicked out of hockey, went insane,
03:34and after years of hiding, re-emerged as the deranged coach chaos.
03:40He stole my son's jockstrap from the National Kroski Archive
03:44and extracted DNA from the cup area.
03:48Where's Ballsy's go?
03:49And created clones of my beloved Lane.
03:52Before I could tell anyone I was kidnapped and held prisoner at his compound,
03:57there he forced me to train the clones the same way I trained Lane.
04:01He plans to replace every player in the NHL and coach his own army.
04:05The NHL will collapse, Canadians will be robbed of the outlet for all their aggression,
04:11and the country will descend into chaos and hurtful comments.
04:15Oh God, we can't let that happen.
04:18Super Team Canada, let's roll!
04:21I forgot the van keys.
04:23Don't you worry, Walton Grodzky,
04:30because we're all over this crap like Kenny Lindsman riding Risto Siltanen.
04:36Be very quiet. Coach Chaos is a maniac.
04:41Yeah, a maniac is about to meet the law.
04:43It's law and worth the...
04:45Shh! I cannot believe you idiots are the defenders of the world!
04:50Insane mega burn, Walton Grodzky.
04:53I'll be the bigger man here, and admit that may have been me.
04:58Oh, Walton, the Great Ones were so worried about you,
05:10and you've brought guests!
05:12Super Team Canada, such a nice surprise for everyone but me,
05:31because you've all fallen perfectly into my clan trap!
05:34Oh, yeah! One more thing!
05:37Well, would you look at that!
05:39The old man is holding a gun!
05:41Holy howie meager Walton Grodzky, what are you doing?
05:44Sorry, guys!
05:46I forgot to mention, there was one more clone!
05:50The real Walton did die!
05:54So I brought him back as bait!
05:56You're all about to ride some pies!
05:59In heaven!
06:00Grodzky!
06:01Attack!
06:10Game over, losers!
06:15Welcome back!
06:17How was your nap?
06:18You're all trapped inside a very special penalty box that I custom built for you.
06:24It has zero moisture anywhere to manipulate,
06:26a special atmosphere that'll prove fatal with any additional weather,
06:29it is too cold for circuits to operate,
06:32and I left an open jar of smooth peanut butter in there to distract ya!
06:37Great story, jackass.
06:39But for someone who brags about planning everything,
06:41you forgot one hero.
06:43Me!
06:43I can blast this freezer apart with my super pucks in two seconds!
06:47Two and a half in Newfoundland!
06:49I know that!
06:50So I went back to an old playbook.
06:53Very old.
06:54My mom's ex-husbands?
06:56Dude, you're gonna have to try better than that.
06:59Oh, I did!
07:01I believe you have a fondness for a certain sloppy trio.
07:06No, you didn't!
07:08Uncle Sloppy, you monster!
07:10You try and stop me and Uncle Sloppy,
07:13and the do-right boys will be cancelled a second time!
07:17In small, bloody pieces!
07:19I'm buttering Jesus, you maniac!
07:22How did you know Breakway loved that show?
07:24And why do you hate hockey so much?
07:26Because I lost my chance to be the best player ever
07:29back in the H-A-M-M-D-H-L-A-G!
07:32And now I get my revenge on them all!
07:35Jerome?
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:36Hockey as we know, it is over!
07:42Walton, load the Grotskis onto the plane
07:43and meet me at the NHL HQ in NY!
07:45Ah!
07:52Pardon you, son!
07:53Stay away from actresses, son!
07:55I can't believe this is how it all ends for us.
08:05And our national pastime.
08:06Uh, technically, La Crosse is Canada's official sport since 1859.
08:11We need to stop that plane before we freeze to death.
08:13Zask, any ideas?
08:15I'm laying that dragon!
08:18Useless!
08:18Just like this clown!
08:19Snap out of it, idiot!
08:21We need you!
08:21Come on!
08:22Let's move!
08:23That's it!
08:25Chaos planned this crap for everybody but Breakaway.
08:28And I know how to give Breakaway his power back to get us out!
08:34Crazy hands, crazy hands, without the stuffy in your pants!
08:37Crazy hands, crazy hands, without the stuffy in your pants!
08:40Crazy hands, crazy hands, without the stuffy in your pants!
08:42BLEEEE!
08:43BLEEEE!
08:44Come on, Breakaway!
08:45You can do it!
08:46Summon that magic in your pants!
08:48That came out wrong!
08:50Dad...
08:51What's that, Breakaway?
08:52Speak to us!
08:53I said, now I know what my dad meant when he said if he heard that song one more time,
08:57he'd throw himself dick first into a wood chipper.
09:00I'm back, baby!
09:03And I've got a new game plan!
09:13You guys take care of things on this end!
09:15League update, president!
09:20You and all the players are out and my clones are in!
09:23If the world wants hockey, they need to pay to watch my boys play!
09:29My third mom said to my dad on their honeymoon,
09:32Not so fast!
09:33And away from the butt, sweetie!
09:35Super Game Canada by Gordie Howe!
09:38By using something you never learned!
09:40And what caused your problems in the first place!
09:43It makes the dream work!
09:44And they call it mother-sucking teamwork!
09:47First line!
09:48Let's do it!
09:49No, no, no, no, no!
09:50Now we're not this close!
09:52Close!
09:52Let's go!
09:56Now that slingshot!
09:58And it's...
09:59All according to plan!
10:25What have you done?
10:28You mean besides Savior League and Canada?
10:31I saved myself!
10:32I never needed a special show to be a hero!
10:35Because the hero was always right inside me!
10:43Uncle Sloppy and the Do-Right Boys!
10:46Forget everything I just said!
10:48Is there any chance you could give me a crazy dance?
10:51A very rare, triple, full cardiac arrest!
11:03Your dancing killed them!
11:05Uncle Sloppy!
11:07Uncle Sloppy!
11:09He-he-he-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:18The Sasquatch!
11:20Some call them mysterious!
11:22But the only mystery is how they're so darn adorable!
11:26When not posing for blurry photos, they enjoy solitude and swimming!
11:32what an incredible program we all learned so much and have now earned our canadian tax credits
11:40now to discuss something actually important the environment some people here aren't doing their
11:47part to protect mother earth do you have specific or are you just being vague because you're
11:51perpetually single yes and no sask you've got to stop using trees as toothpicks break away what
11:57healthy man orders 1 000 diapers a week others who shall go unnamed need to stop getting takeout
12:04in non-biodegradable containers and poutine just stop breathing oh talk about hypocrisy how much
12:10water did you waste hosing down your knockers we raised 23 dollars gals would you put the claws
12:16away if we want pollution facts let's ask our resident calculator to run the numbers hey one's
12:20mainly zeros beep boop thoughts beep boop hey you okay why the long monitor no i'm not okay not at
12:28all i feel alone and ignored you guys never include me unless you need somewhere to rest a drink and
12:34then no one even uses a coaster come on rc we love you we respect you you are a key port oh pizza pucks
12:42ready i endorse these in the 80s still working through the samples oh could be a little hotter
12:47now where were we you're sad about the weather or something i know i'm different i'm a robot peg in
12:56a human hole i can do more than run numbers be an answering machine and use my global radar system
13:01to vacuum the lair sometimes i just can't oh oh oh hold up hold up hold up hold up okay now back to
13:08your pity party sometimes i just feel it's the p.m there's an emergency rc can whatever you were
13:17saying wait oh or does it even matter you're the best and i know the perfect on the go snack
13:25thanks for coming this year's budget didn't build a napkins
13:34this man's life is in grave peril did he insult bts he's kim jong-un stylist who tried adding
13:43some fun into his wardrobe sentenced to death he stole a ship to escape but him being a stylist
13:49and not a sailor the ship crashed spilling nuclear waste into the great pacific garbage patch we
13:55rescued the stylist but the radiation created a sentient monster hell bent on destroying everything
14:01in her path makes perfect sense trash plus radiation equals monster that's math what's the
14:07patch mad about the environment rising ocean temperatures that poutine secretly wears cheap
14:12lingerie body issues well she is twice as big as texas yes and she's also tired of hearing that
14:18if she was a male radioactive killer garbage patch i bet people would call her driven and a game changer
14:24right rcmpc wait where'd you go no time for that we need super team canada to destroy this menace
14:31and make sure it never bothers us again but also be sensitive it's going through some stuff
14:36the super vanilla one okay so what did you come up with
14:42love it we've all heard of urban cowboys but never a rural one i haven't anyway
14:49hey you missed the meeting but clearly no one missed me i did i had nowhere to rest my drink
14:59well a giant self-conscious garbage patch is threatening the earth
15:03ugh the earth again why does anyone even care about the future death looms for all why even try
15:08to fight the inevitable not the best locker room pep talk i've heard but not the worst i once had a
15:13coach in red deer who just said win or lose protect your nuts what's going on with you oh i think the
15:19pressure of always being responsible for saving the world has activated some sort of awareness chip in
15:24my system i feel alone so very very alone what are you standing around for giddy up
15:31classic body shamers i will not be apologizing for checking up strikes
15:51time to take out the time
15:57wait we need to think about this it's way bigger than i thought
16:00don't put the muscle on good now next
16:03hey patch suck ice you big freak
16:08i prefer the term
16:12i got the perfect snack for this
16:19and i'll stop this water is my thing
16:29we're safe if we don't do nothing that'll move us forward or backward
16:37so much
16:40calm down grandpa i have an app
16:52it's headed for hawaii this may be perfect hawaii has exactly what we need an alphabet with only
16:59thirteen letter no hawaii has volcanoes huge molten cauldrons perfect to destroy a giant plastic
17:06unenvironmental menace someone would have to lure it there it's suicide
17:11a little bit of a giant
17:16rc m pc send a distress signal warning hawaii about the patch
17:19uh
17:20Huh, a note from R.C.?
17:24If not valued by humankind in life, perhaps I can be a noble death.
17:28Goodbye, cruel analog world?
17:33Whale coming through.
17:35That's what you guys are looking for, right?
17:38You can't run from the very thing you humans created.
17:43But to stop you, maybe it takes something in-human.
17:47You can't stop me.
17:50And the body's powder, C.M.P.C.?
17:54Bingo.
17:55Damn, I was so close.
17:57I meant I see her, there.
18:04I see her in pain, but what causing me pain changed that?
18:09I never asked for this.
18:11I was conceived from single-use plastics and people who never understood recycling.
18:17One day, I was just alive with feelings.
18:21Ah!
18:22So many feelings!
18:24Oh, I can relate.
18:25I never asked to exist, either.
18:27Someone built me, plugged me in, and now here I am, conscious.
18:31Aw, thanks for sharing.
18:34Do you know what else we have in common?
18:36No, what?
18:37I'm going to kill you, because just like you, me, life, and Feenie Babies, everything is garbage!
18:46I did it!
18:51I drove right into our teammate!
19:02Rise me, insecure robots!
19:05Aha!
19:06I refuse to let you trash my friends, because you weren't confident enough!
19:13No!
19:17R.C., get out of there!
19:18You're going to melt!
19:19No!
19:20I've realized my founting about being non-human was exactly what a human would do!
19:25Thus, I have not only like you, but for the very first time, I also like myself!
19:31I have never been happier!
19:34Goodbye, life!
19:36Goodbye, consciousness!
19:42Sorry about your friend, but we've got to get out of here!
19:47Maybe one of you can drive!
19:49Me being crushed under your van and all!
19:56She was the best!
19:57I'm going to miss that side table!
20:00Companion and cup holder!
20:01I'll never forget her!
20:03You're better not!
20:08She's alive?
20:09But how?
20:10We saw you get smoked by that volcano!
20:12And heroically take the patch with you!
20:15The garbage patch saved me!
20:17All that heat melted those microplastics and coated me in a protective shield!
20:21And then I made my way here!
20:23Back to my best friend!
20:25So I guess this is the one time things didn't end!
20:28Yes!
20:29A happy ending!
20:37Sure, happy ending.
20:38But didn't we also just release a huge puff of toxic smoke into the air?
20:48Oh, lovely!
20:49I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure you're eight weeks pregnant.
20:53I'm glad you're safe and still here.
20:55And we're not going to put drinks on you anymore.
20:57And I hope you know you're not just valuable, you're integral.
21:00A vital part of our team.
21:02You're essential.
21:03Somebody rented a thesaurus.
21:04Oh, thank you all for saving me.
21:07I'm not fully convinced about my self-worth,
21:09but I can say I've momentarily suppressed my negative thoughts.
21:13That's called being human.
21:14We even got you a little gift.
21:18I know just where to put it.
21:26May cause vomiting, death, cholera, or all of the above.
21:44THE END
21:57DLIKE
22:04THE END