The Kapil Sharma Show - 16th May 2025 Full Episode
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00:00Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Please have a seat.
00:20Ms. Archana. Yes.
00:21You are looking very beautiful.
00:23You are looking so fit.
00:24Am I looking fit?
00:27I was in Colombo.
00:28Colombo. I know. I know.
00:30Always an international traveller.
00:32Oh yes.
00:57Yes.
01:10Yes.
01:26Yes.
01:52I know.
01:56Yes.
02:22Wow.
02:26Wow.
02:29You see,
02:32As much as a child is innocent,
02:34the questions of a child are as innocent.
02:36He asks the guest suddenly.
02:38Mom, where was I at your wedding?
02:41The parents get embarrassed.
02:43Son, go inside and have some chocolates.
02:46And many children are so smart,
02:47they understand that you ask such questions,
02:49and then you get chocolates.
02:50They will ask the guest intentionally.
02:52Dad, where was I at your honeymoon?
02:56The father will get even more embarrassed.
02:58You were in my mind.
02:59Go inside and have some chocolates.
03:02Okay, you can say anything.
03:04Children love each other a lot.
03:06They are very cute.
03:07Dinesh's two-year-old son
03:08used to sing a song in Totli language.
03:10Two, one, two. Two, two, three, four.
03:13His neighbor came and said,
03:15how cute.
03:16She picked him up and kissed him.
03:18He was standing behind her and said,
03:19I know the song of ten.
03:20He picked her up and kissed her.
03:24That too in a clean language.
03:25Should I tell you?
03:27Then his wife rolled his face.
03:32Jokes apart,
03:33the mother is closest to the child.
03:36That's why you see,
03:37the child will get a slight wound.
03:39The first word he says is the mother.
03:41The father does not come out.
03:42Although the father will also come.
03:43But the father will see the wound later.
03:44First, he will give two compliments.
03:46And do mischief.
03:47The mother does not do this.
03:48The mother has so much affection.
03:50And today I am talking about the child and the mother
03:52because a very beautiful and lovely film
03:54is coming on the relationship of a mother and son.
03:57Salaam Banki.
03:58Wow.
03:59And today his star cast and director are present among us.
04:03So let's call them first.
04:05Whose face is always smiling.
04:08And she loves all of us.
04:10Among your loud applause.
04:12Very gorgeous and talented Kajol.
04:19Welcome Ma'am.
04:26A big round of applause for Kajol.
04:35Ma'am, you are very welcome.
04:37And you are looking very beautiful as always.
04:39Thank you. Thank you so much.
04:40I feel like seeing you all the time.
04:43You look so beautiful.
04:44The show will not go on.
04:45Let's go ahead.
04:46Really.
04:47Today Ajay sir is not afraid to come in the middle.
04:49Otherwise whenever he comes with his heroine
04:52he comes in the middle no matter what we say.
04:54Yes.
04:55He is very mean.
04:58Do you know when Ajay sir came here last time
05:02for the promotion of his film
05:03he said something about his marriage.
05:05I want to show you.
05:06Please show me.
05:07I want to know from my worthy friend
05:09that do you remember what happened on 24th February?
05:12What?
05:13I was doing Satsang.
05:15Oh.
05:16He was doing Satsang.
05:17Brother, you were getting married.
05:19There is only one thing.
05:20Every man does Satsang after marriage.
05:26Is this right?
05:28How much do you agree with him?
05:31The answer is good.
05:33But the answer is on screen.
05:35And Kajol ma'am's laughter is so beautiful
05:37that even Ajay sir has told her
05:38to laugh instead of me.
05:41Ma'am, congratulations for Salaam Enki.
05:44It is a very beautiful trailer.
05:45Beautiful.
05:47It is a beautiful story of a mother and son.
05:49And especially when you become a parent
05:51you relate to those things even more.
05:53I am very touched.
05:54I enjoyed watching the trailer.
05:55Congratulations to you.
06:00By the way, Kajol ma'am,
06:01I want to tell you that
06:02whatever you wear, you look so beautiful.
06:04Because of you,
06:05our saree has become so popular in India.
06:08Generally, in Surat,
06:1060% saree sellers say this.
06:12Take this, ma'am.
06:13Kajol wore this in Khushi Kabhi Gum.
06:15She wore this in Dilwale.
06:17A man buys a saree looking at this.
06:19Then when his own wife wears it.
06:28Then he thinks
06:29I am tired of Kajol's name.
06:32When Pandey got his wife a saree,
06:34he wore it and said,
06:35Kajol looks good.
06:38She said,
06:39you are not Rajdev Ganna Murarilal.
06:45After watching Dilwale Duniya,
06:46every boy will have a misunderstanding
06:48that if any girl turns around and looks at him,
06:50it means she loves him.
06:51And some people got lucky.
06:53Some girls even turned around and hit him.
06:56I am sure.
06:57Like in the film,
06:58there was a dialogue of Kajol
06:59that his father held his hand
07:00and said, let me go.
07:01This happened to Pandey too.
07:03But the difference is
07:04that the girl's father held him by the hair.
07:07It was very difficult to get rid of him.
07:12Ma'am, please come.
07:13Welcome.
07:18Now it is time
07:19to call the actor
07:20who played the role of Kajol's son
07:22in the film Salaam Banki.
07:24Please welcome Mr. Vishal Jethwa
07:28and the director of the film Salaam Banki,
07:30Mr. Rafi.
07:32Welcome, bro.
07:33Welcome.
07:35Namaskar, ma'am.
07:36Welcome.
07:38You look very pretty.
07:40Welcome.
07:53Welcome, Mr. Rafi.
07:54Please have a seat.
07:56We have seen the trailer of your film.
07:58It was amazing.
08:00You are an amazing actor
08:01and an amazing director.
08:03Congratulations.
08:06Today we are meeting Mr. Rafi
08:08after 8-9 years.
08:09Yes.
08:10When she came to our show for the first time,
08:12she came as an actor
08:13and her hair was long.
08:15Today she came as a director
08:16and her haircut looks good on you.
08:18Didn't you think
08:19that the longer I make my hair,
08:20the longer I can make the film?
08:21Exactly.
08:22Because I have to get up early in the morning
08:24and take a shower
08:25and do my hair like this.
08:26Actually,
08:27you look very pretty, ma'am.
08:29You know,
08:30when our season started,
08:31even Ms. Archana cut her hair short.
08:34So, we thought
08:35that this is a new look.
08:36Later we came to know
08:37that her parlour loan
08:38was 60,000.
08:42Then she went to the parlour girl
08:43and said,
08:44cut my hair once more
08:45for 2,000.
08:47Then I will give you
08:4862,000 at once.
08:50It's been a year
08:51and she didn't go to the parlour.
08:53She didn't go to the parlour.
08:54She didn't go to the parlour.
08:55She didn't go to the parlour.
08:58She goes to the parlour for herself.
09:00Do you know what Parmeet sir says?
09:01The gardener will come.
09:07After cutting the grass,
09:08cut your hair as well.
09:13And he does it.
09:14He is a very nice person.
09:15Because he knows
09:16that if he doesn't cut it,
09:17then she will hit him
09:18in the knees
09:19and do it herself.
09:25Whenever I meet Repti ji,
09:26I remember that song.
09:34There was such a beautiful song
09:35and such a beautiful film.
09:36The name of the film was Love.
09:37After this song,
09:38every boy was roaming
09:39around the empty stadium
09:40as Salman.
09:41He thought
09:42that maybe he will get
09:43a girl like Maggie.
09:44In the film,
09:45her name was Maggie.
09:46A very nice name.
09:47So ma'am,
09:48in that film,
09:49your name was Maggie.
09:50So did you take time
09:51to do that film
09:52or were you ready in 2 minutes
09:53because you are Maggie?
09:54Good one, good one.
09:55No, no.
09:56The original name
09:57was in Telugu.
09:59The name was Prema.
10:01And when we made it
10:02in Hindi,
10:03they asked me to play it.
10:05I was very possessive.
10:06I won't let anyone
10:07become Maggie.
10:09That's why I did it.
10:11Wow.
10:12That's what I told the director.
10:13It was a very good film, ma'am.
10:17As you know,
10:18Kajol ma'am
10:19is the crush
10:20of so many people.
10:21You gave her
10:22the role of mother.
10:23Don't you feel
10:24that you have become
10:25her enemy?
10:28She will play any role
10:29with all her heart.
10:31I saw the role
10:32of a mother in her eyes.
10:35That's why I thought
10:36that she will do it well.
10:42Ma'am,
10:43did your children
10:44watch the trailer?
10:45What was their reaction?
10:46My son's reaction
10:47was very good.
10:48He said,
10:49after watching
10:50the entire trailer,
10:51he said
10:53you're going to cry
10:54in this film, right?
10:55So I said,
10:57yeah,
10:58I'm going to be crying
10:59in the film.
11:01I can't watch you
11:02crying, mom.
11:03I can't.
11:04I can't watch you crying.
11:06So, I'm sorry.
11:07But, you know,
11:08I'll see the film
11:09if you really want me to.
11:10But I don't want
11:11to see you cry.
11:12I don't want to see you cry.
11:15This was my son's reaction.
11:16So I said,
11:17it's okay.
11:18I felt pity for him.
11:19He said,
11:20it's okay, son.
11:21I'll have to watch the film
11:22anyway.
11:25Mom,
11:26two years ago,
11:27Ajay sir posted a photo
11:28on his birthday.
11:29And suddenly,
11:30I saw how tall he got.
11:31Children grow up
11:32so fast.
11:33You'll see.
11:34You'll see.
11:35You'll see.
11:36He'll be as tall as you
11:37very soon.
11:38When we started
11:39the film,
11:40he was small.
11:41Now look at him.
11:43He's suddenly grown up.
11:44He grew up in a year.
11:45Yes,
11:46in a year.
11:47And he's so cute, Vishal.
11:48And I saw him
11:49in Mardani 2.
11:50I hated him.
11:52I mean,
11:53it's a compliment for you.
11:54You played that role so well.
11:55Yes.
11:56Salam,
11:57he's working with
11:58Kajol in Swanky.
11:59Before that,
12:00he worked with
12:01Rani Mukherjee
12:02in Mardani 2.
12:03He's done many
12:04TV serials.
12:05But today,
12:06he's lucky
12:07to be on our show.
12:09Sorry, bro.
12:10I mean,
12:11we believe in
12:12self-promotion.
12:13No, no.
12:14It's correct.
12:15When I completed
12:16my first film shoot,
12:17when I was told
12:18about Swanky,
12:19when I completed
12:20my first film shoot,
12:21everyone asked me
12:22if I was doing
12:23a good job.
12:24But you're going
12:25to Kapil's show.
12:26You're a star
12:27only after going
12:28to Kapil's show.
12:29Actually,
12:30personally,
12:31I didn't want
12:32to be an actor.
12:33I wanted to go
12:34to Kapil's show.
12:35But now,
12:36you're a star.
12:37He's grown up.
12:38He's grown up.
12:39He's grown up.
12:40He's grown up.
12:41He's grown up.
12:42He's grown up.
12:43He's grown up.
12:44He's grown up.
12:45He's grown up.
12:46He's grown up.
12:47He's grown up.
12:48You won't need
12:49a guarantor.
12:50I mean...
12:53Ma'am,
12:54you've made her
12:55play such a serious role.
12:56But her acquaintances
12:58say that Kajol
12:59is so witty.
13:00And she keeps
13:01joking around.
13:02So, was she
13:03serious on set?
13:05Very serious.
13:06Is there anything
13:07to ask?
13:08I'm a very serious person.
13:09Why is she laughing
13:10after hearing this?
13:11She's laughing
13:12at your question.
13:13She's not laughing at me.
13:14I know you're
13:15very serious about your work.
13:16I'm a very serious person.
13:17Of course.
13:18Very serious.
13:19Only when
13:20the camera starts.
13:24I asked this question
13:25because once
13:26Shah Rukh told me
13:27about your story.
13:28We were doing
13:29a very serious scene.
13:30And Kajol's needle
13:31got stuck.
13:32Laughter.
13:33And that laughter
13:34didn't stop.
13:35And for a long time,
13:36we had to stop
13:37the shoot.
13:38That needle
13:39can get stuck
13:40anywhere.
13:41Yes, that's true.
13:42Yes.
13:43Did yours get stuck?
13:44Mine often gets stuck.
13:45And then...
13:48And if someone says
13:49that you shouldn't laugh
13:50at this.
13:51Then you'll definitely
13:52laugh.
13:53Yes.
13:54Ms. Riti, you're
13:55such a good actor.
13:56And such a good director.
13:57Mr. Ajay is such
13:58an amazing actor.
13:59He's also a director.
14:00Do you have any
14:01direction plan?
14:02Not at all.
14:04There's no need
14:05for a lady who
14:06directs Ajay Devgn
14:07in her house every day.
14:08What's the need for her?
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21:26Appelance.
21:27Applause.
21:28.
21:29.
21:30.
21:31.
21:32.
21:33.
21:41The circus has been banned since a long time.
21:44We are not coming to the circus.
21:46We are going to be a big heroine.
21:48Oh, wow!
21:49Actually, there is a big director.
21:51We clean his clothes.
21:53So, we took his clothes that day.
21:54He saw our beauty.
21:57He took our audition.
21:59What did he make you do in the audition?
22:00He made us clean the floor in the audition.
22:03Then he made us clean the house.
22:06Then he made us clean the utensils.
22:07Then he made us clean the house.
22:09Then he said that the audition was very good.
22:16He made you do the housework for free.
22:19No.
22:20That's why I said..
22:21Why did you ask me how much I would charge for the audition?
22:31There is a lot of confusion.
22:33There are strange people in the world, Mr. Vishal.
22:36I will give you an advice.
22:37Don't take it the wrong way.
22:40When someone gives you a job..
22:42..you shouldn't fight with him.
22:43What do you mean?
22:44Yashraj gave him a job.
22:46He is a man.
22:47And you are fighting with his daughter-in-law.
22:52It's wrong.
22:53You shouldn't have fought.
22:55If she hits you with the belt, what should I do?
22:57She will hit me.
22:58Then I will tolerate it.
22:59It happens.
23:00I felt very bad when she was hitting you.
23:03Okay.
23:03The thing is..
23:04You are single.
23:06I am single too.
23:11It forms a bond.
23:14But don't worry.
23:15Don't talk about relationships.
23:16I don't lack relationships.
23:22Don't move. Your face will fall down.
23:25A big film's hero..
23:28You have a relationship with a hero?
23:29No. Why would I?
23:31So?
23:32He didn't have a relationship.
23:33He rejected me as soon as he saw my photo.
23:37But then to take revenge..
23:39..I sent my relationship to the hero's driver.
23:42Then?
23:43Now you see..
23:45..if I get married to the driver..
23:47..then how will I take revenge on the hero?
23:49How will you take revenge?
23:49The hero has to go for the shoot.
23:50He will be in a hurry.
23:51I will spoil my husband's appetite.
23:54He will take the car and go.
23:57He will reach late for the shoot.
23:58He will find out.
23:59He is rejecting me.
24:00I don't understand.
24:01I am telling you.
24:02He will take the same hero's car with his husband..
24:04..and go around the city.
24:06He will kiss him and make an Instagram video.
24:09He will post it on Instagram.
24:10Then he will get jealous and find out.
24:11He is rejecting me.
24:13I don't understand.
24:15I..
24:17One minute.
24:18My phone is ringing.
24:20It's my phone.
24:21I didn't hear anything.
24:30What kind of ringtone is this?
24:32The phone is vibrating.
24:33What is this?
24:34Look, I am going to have a driver.
24:37The driver drives me crazy.
24:42I am driving you crazy.
24:44Hello.
24:46Yes, Mr. Kajol.
24:47I am saying hello.
24:48Hello.
24:48I am saying hello.
24:50Yes, the date is 13th.
24:51I will be fine, right?
24:53Yes, yes.
24:54Don't worry about the dress.
24:56It will be done.
24:57What?
25:00You are not marrying me.
25:02Oh.
25:04Then why are you asking me the date?
25:0513th.
25:07You are marrying someone else on 13th.
25:11And you want me to wear a teddy bear dress..
25:14..and distribute toffees among the kids.
25:23I am..
25:24All these people are sitting here.
25:25I am sending you four abuses.
25:30Oh, wow.
25:32Wow.
25:36Tell someone to beat him up.
25:39Okay?
25:40And I forgot to tell you one thing.
25:42Hey, you.
25:47What is this?
25:49You won't marry me?
25:50What is the big deal?
25:51There is a long queue of boys.
25:53Yes, of course.
25:54I will get married.
25:55Okay, I am not worried.
25:56I will go and see the proposal.
25:58I have to go now.
25:58Okay, I will leave now.
26:00Bye.
26:00Superb.
26:06Eggs, popcorn, cold drinks, water.
26:12Popcorn. Popcorn.
26:15Oh, hello, Venky.
26:19Today, two of my favorite heroines are on stage together.
26:24Oh, my friend, what have you done?
26:26Oh, my friend, what have you done?
26:29I have been waiting for you.
26:31Hello. Hello. Hello.
26:34Wow.
26:36I have eaten a lot of popcorn after seeing you.
26:40This is for free from me.
26:42Free. Free. Free.
26:44Kapoor Sharma.
26:44Yes.
26:46Give me an introduction.
26:47Yes, of course.
26:48This is Vishal Jethwa.
26:49Yes.
26:50Vishal Jethwa and this is Raju Dheetwa.
26:51A lot.
26:52We stop them a lot but they still come on our show.
26:55But they are very cute.
26:56We can't see them because of them.
26:57Pick up your popcorn.
26:58Such big actors are sitting.
26:59Will they eat your popcorn?
27:01No matter how big they get, they will eat popcorn of a fly.
27:03What else? They will eat Manish Malhotra's popcorn.
27:06What are you saying, Kapoor Sharma?
27:07Look at his pyjamas and he is taking Manish Malhotra's name.
27:10Do you know, he is the first person in the family
27:13who has got pyjamas with both the legs.
27:15Yes.
27:15Otherwise, he doesn't have so much clothes.
27:17He gets one leg stitched and the other person holds a bag.
27:21Ma'am, I am saying this.
27:23My grandfather was a great fashion designer.
27:26He used to do creativity with clothes.
27:28Yes.
27:29When creativity is spoilt on children,
27:30then a person experiments on clothes.
27:36What do you want to do?
27:37Ma'am, I will tell you. Leave him.
27:39You are roaming around with a red shirt.
27:41You are roaming around in film city with a red shirt.
27:46I had thought that...
27:50Kajol, I am such a big fan of yours.
27:52I had thought that if I go today,
27:53then he will be my friend and he will respect me.
27:55Not at all.
27:55Look, he is my...
27:59He is my school time friend.
28:00I would have been younger at that time.
28:01I wouldn't have known how to make friends.
28:05Yes, what is your problem?
28:06Ma'am, I just came to say that I saw your trailer.
28:09Yes.
28:09It is such an amazing trailer.
28:11And you have done such a good job.
28:14Mind-blowing.
28:15He has also seen your work.
28:16Really?
28:17Yes.
28:17He has downloaded Sony Live specially for you.
28:20Why? Let's watch it on TV.
28:21No, it doesn't get forwarded on TV.
28:22Just like your...
28:27What have you come here to do?
28:29Ma'am, nothing.
28:30This theater that you are watching is mine.
28:32No, not here.
28:33What have you come to do in this world?
28:37Because of you...
28:37Do you know that there are 8 billion people in this world?
28:39How did 8 billion people become because of me?
28:41Because they say that when he can be born,
28:42then why are you stopping us?
28:47Here comes the popcorn.
28:49Ma'am.
28:51Ma'am, there is a lack of homogeneity in me.
28:54Otherwise, you would have seen me in childhood.
28:56I was the cutest kid in the hospital.
29:01Do you know that when the doctor handed over the kid to his parents,
29:04he said, look, I won't tell anyone.
29:06You also keep quiet.
29:08It is a question of our career too.
29:11This is nothing.
29:12The people who come to congratulate,
29:14they come with drums.
29:15After seeing this, they started playing the drum.
29:17They thought it was a snake.
29:20Tell me one thing.
29:21They have come to salute Raju.
29:24They have come to salute Venky.
29:25First, put your nose inside.
29:30Deepti ma'am.
29:30Yes.
29:31You do such a good job.
29:32You have won 3 national awards.
29:34I had a request.
29:36Give me one more award.
29:37Now...
29:39Now, you are talking about eating shoes.
29:42Are you my friend or not?
29:43First, tell me.
29:44I will give it to you.
29:46I will give it to you.
29:47Yes, this is...
29:48I will make a duplicate and give it to you.
29:50Yes, duplicate is fine.
29:53Do you know that if anyone sits with Kapil Sharma for 2 hours,
29:55my insult is ready with them.
29:58There is a clean Indian speech going on outside.
30:00And how did you sit?
30:07Look, when a guest comes,
30:09consider him as a friend and praise him sometimes.
30:11He has been with us for so long.
30:12Consider him as a friend and praise him sometimes.
30:14He has been with us for so long.
30:16At least praise him.
30:17This is true, ma'am.
30:17Isn't it?
30:18No one can give a foot massage better than this in the world.
30:22He removes the blackheads very quickly.
30:25I mean, he has the skill.
30:28No, no, there is nothing like that.
30:29I am actually a dermatologist.
30:32Didn't your tongue come inside your teeth while saying these words?
30:38Ma'am, I had a small offer for you.
30:41If you give me a promotion for your film,
30:45it will be done.
30:47I had done the promotion for Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, ma'am.
30:48How?
30:49I have my own personal Rahul.
30:51Really?
30:52Yes, yes.
30:52Show me, please.
30:53He will come now.
30:54Anjali, you won't understand Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
30:57Rahul, Anjali, I am telling you the truth.
31:00Yes, yes.
31:03Hey, what are you doing with me?
31:05You won't understand Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
31:08In college, I was also very cute, just like Kajol Ma'am.
31:11My mom used to say, Anjali, Anjali.
31:14Then I got her mom's eyes operated.
31:18Then she used to say, Manjulika, Manjulika.
31:23How are you, sir?
31:24Where have you come from, sir?
31:25From Udaipur.
31:26Okay, and what do you do?
31:27I am free now.
31:32The heaven of values, Bharatvarsh.
31:35Bharatvarsh.
31:36Mohammad Ghori was attacked in this heaven.
31:41He was not just a robber.
31:42I will kill all of them.
31:44History was full of blood.
31:46In this situation, a storm arose from Ajmer against him.
31:50India's bravest warrior.
31:53Long live the earth.
31:56I am Chandravardai, a friend of the earth.
31:58I will tell you a story.
32:00So, what has happened?
32:03Why did I die?
32:07Was I mad before?
32:10Or have I become mad now?
32:14The girl is crazy and the boy is crazy.
32:17The world has made India crazy.
32:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:22It's okay, yeah.
32:22Hey.
32:23Yeah.
32:27Yeah.
32:29Hi, everyone.
32:29Hi.
32:31Rahul.
32:33You must have heard my name.
32:39Hey, Anjali.
32:41Your Rahul is here.
32:44Miss Braganza.
32:45Hi.
32:48Look, your favorite student is here.
32:53And let me tell you something.
32:55In Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, I had only two favorites.
32:58A, Anjali.
33:04B, me.
33:10Ma'am, this is my low-budget younger Shahrukh.
33:14Hey, my mother used to call me Jaan.
33:22Very good.
33:24No Shahrukh is younger than me.
33:28No Shahrukh.
33:35What do you mean?
33:37Hey.
33:38My mother used to call me Jaan.
33:40Bus, bus, bus.
33:41Bus, bus.
33:42Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.
33:44Get down in the moving car.
33:46Wait a minute.
33:47Why did your mother call you bus?
33:50You know what?
33:52My mother was a bus conductor.
33:54And she taught me.
33:56T-t-t-t-t-ticket.
33:58T-t-t-t-t-ticket.
34:00Hey, my mother used to call me Jaan.
34:04Take care of your guests.
34:07Hey, Vishal.
34:15So tell me, are your Vishal and brother-in-law okay?
34:19Yes.
34:24Revati, you look so pretty.
34:27And I have heard that you have many national awards.
34:32So give me one national award.
34:35Hello.
34:36To win a national award, you have to do a good job.
34:40Yes.
34:41So you won't get even one.
34:45Hey, don't trouble me.
34:48Let me talk to my guest.
34:49Hey, Vishal.
34:50You know, I saw your performance in Mardaani.
34:54It was an amazing performance.
34:56And your big eyes.
34:58I didn't see any fun in those big eyes.
35:07Wait a minute.
35:08You are looking for Katrina Kaif in Mohammed Kaif.
35:12Why are you looking for fun in his eyes?
35:16His..
35:16Hey, don't trouble me.
35:19Hey, Ms. Pragenza.
35:22Do you remember?
35:24You asked me a question in college.
35:27Rahul, what is love?
35:30Love is friendship.
35:34Yes.
35:35Love is friendship.
35:36Brother, don't be too frank.
35:41Do you know Mr. Devgan?
35:42Yes, I know him too.
35:45Love is friendship.
35:49Amazing.
35:50Amazing.
35:58If she can't be my best friend..
36:01..then I can't love her.
36:05Wow, bro.
36:06Amazing. Amazing.
36:08Wow.
36:08Come here.
36:09Because you can't love without friendship.
36:11Come on, Anjali.
36:12Shake hands.
36:15Don't talk loudly in front of them.
36:18If their Singham comes, you will be in trouble.
36:21Yes.
36:22She is not your Anjali.
36:24Madan Chopra.
36:31Hey, Madan Chopra.
36:33If she is not my Anjali..
36:35..then where is my Anjali?
36:37Anjali.
36:40Anjali.
36:42Wow.
36:46Wow.
36:49Wow.
36:52Wow.
37:02Wow.
37:04Wow.
37:06Wow.
37:12Anjali.
37:13Anjali.
37:14Anjali.
37:15Rahul.
37:16Anjali.
37:17Rahul.
37:18Anjali.
37:19Rahul.
37:20Anjali.
37:21Rahul.
37:22Anjali.
37:27Rahul.
37:36I told you.
37:37I told you.
37:38You should slap him. He doesn't cry.
37:40Yes.
37:40You should slap him.
37:41No.
37:43I will cry if you slap me.
37:45Okay. Okay. Okay.
37:47My mother used to say..
37:50..that no one cries.
37:54And no one is a pigeon.
37:58And no one is a parrot.
38:03Yes. Yes.
38:05One minute. Okay. Tell me.
38:08I don't understand what your mother says.
38:12I told you.
38:13I told you. He won't understand anything.
38:15I told you.
38:23Oh, God.
38:24I don't like your jokes.
38:26I don't like you.
38:30Brother.
38:31Why don't you go there and play something?
38:33Because I act.
38:34I am saying this because of your acting.
38:35Why don't you go there and play something?
38:42I don't like your jokes.
38:43I don't like you.
38:47Ma'am, I have seen all your films.
38:48You have won three national awards.
38:50Please, ma'am. Give me one award.
38:55Hey. Hey.
38:56I have already asked for an award from him.
38:57What?
38:58You have asked for it, Rahul?
39:00Yes.
39:00Rahul is a cheater.
39:02Rahul is a cheater.
39:04Rahul is a cheater.
39:08I am not a cheater.
39:09I am not a cheater.
39:11He has already asked for it before me.
39:13Yes.
39:13You have also asked for it.
39:15Rahul is a cheater.
39:16Rahul is a cheater.
39:18I am not a cheater.
39:22I didn't get the award.
39:24My first award was left incomplete.
39:30My first award was left incomplete.
39:33My first award was left incomplete.
39:42You.
39:47You.
39:54You.
40:03You.
40:05Stop it.
40:06Stop it.
40:07Stop it.
40:08Stop it.
40:10Stop it.
40:10Stop it.
40:12Stop it.
40:13Very good.
40:14My first song was left incomplete.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:21Anjali.
40:22You have 70 seconds.
40:24Only 70 seconds.
40:25It's 70 minutes, Rahul.
40:27The way you are doing it..
40:28..they will throw us out in 70 seconds.
40:30Yes.
40:31I had told you, Rahul.
40:34I had told you, Rahul.
40:37Something happens, Anjali.
40:40You won't understand.
40:41Rahul, take some facing.
40:47Yes.
40:49Very good, Anjali.
40:54Something happens, Anjali.
40:56You won't understand.
40:57Rahul.
40:59Anjali.
40:59I am telling the truth.
41:00Yes.
41:04What are you doing to me?
41:06Something happens. You won't understand.
41:10Mother used to say.
41:14Mother used to say everything.
41:15Father used to say nothing.
41:19I had told you.
41:20Mother used to say.
41:21I had told you.
41:22Mother used to say.
41:23I had told you.
41:25I had told you.
41:26Mother used to say.
41:27I had told you.
41:28Stop it. Stop it.
41:30Mr. Kajal, he was my artist.
41:33I am very sorry on his behalf.
41:36You have apologized.
41:37I apologize too.
41:38I am his artist. I am so sorry.
41:43I had told you.
41:44I had told you.
41:54Look, respected mom and dad have come.
41:56Wow.
41:57We were talking before I came.
42:01You have a long life.
42:03I love you.
42:04He has a long tongue.
42:06He counts money like an ATM.
42:11My name is Dharti.
42:12Dharti?
42:14And what is this? A burden on the earth?
42:19I had grown my nails like you.
42:22But my husband used to make me scratch his back all day.
42:26So I cut them.
42:29Your expression tells me that you are watching CCTV.
42:32What are you doing, Mr. Ajay?
42:34Wow.
42:35That's the best one so far.
42:37Wow.
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43:05100 years of trust.
43:08Bingo Mad Angles.
43:09Mad solution to every problem.
43:13And MECC.
43:15Whether it's Sunday or Monday, eat eggs every day.
43:18In association with Bangar Cement.
43:21Solid house, only Bangar.
43:23Seven days.
43:27Cases on 40 views.
43:29And every case will cross the limits of fear.
43:33No.
43:36Be alert for the next seven days.
43:40Crime Kaatri Kaal.
43:41From 11.30 am to 7 pm.
43:44Back to back.
43:45Seven days.
43:46Only on Sony Entertainment Television.
43:48In the same hotel as Rahul and Rohan.
43:50Hello. I'd like to check out, please.
43:52Rs. 10,300 for your single room, sir.
43:54One night with breakfast for this price.
43:57Not bad.
43:58Sir, Rs. 4,800 for your single room.
44:00With breakfast.
44:01What? How is that possible?
44:03Rahul found a hotel on his usual website.
44:06While Rohan compared the deals of many sites on Trivago.
44:09And for one night, he saved up to 55%.
44:12Rahul, try Trivago next time.
44:15Hotel Trivago.
44:18I want to break free.
44:22I want to break free.
44:24Have a break. Have a KitKat.
44:29Mummy.
44:30It's a name with good fun.
44:32Neha Shanti Amla.
44:34Not just Amla, but Badam too.
44:36Water is outside, dry inside.
44:38Never mix it.
44:40Waterproofing is for real, brother.
44:43Doctor fix it.
44:44Father is a doctor. Fix it, brother.
44:46Father is a doctor. Fix it.
44:48Dr. Fix It.
44:49The real expert of waterproofing.
45:00Waterproofing.
45:04Are you hiding from the heat and the sun's damage?
45:07Guys, just keep it cool.
45:10So cool.
45:12Try Garnier's Coolest Sunscreen.
45:14Nayang Garnier Super UV Cooling Sunscreen.
45:17SPF 50 plus and Vitamin C.
45:20Which gives sun protection.
45:23Its light cooling texture gives 8-hour freshness.
45:26Nayang Garnier...
45:27I like your style. You tied the handkerchief.
45:28Thank you. Thank you.
45:30Thank you so much.
45:31I am free.
45:37First of all, thank you, Kajol ma'am.
45:39Vishal, Revati ma'am, thank you so much for coming.
45:41And...
45:42I want to tell you, Kapil.
45:44Whenever I come here, I enjoy it so much...
45:47...that I feel pain in my cheeks the next day.
45:51Why am I so touchy?
45:52And I get scared...
45:54...that if anyone can take this chair, they will take it.
46:00A big round of applause for Mr. Harkinar's honesty.
46:03Be happy. Be happy.
46:05Be busy meeting us every Saturday and Sunday.
46:08Good night. Good night.
46:09Good night. Thank you.
47:10Our son is sick.
47:13We took him to the hospital for treatment.
47:16We always kept him close to us.
47:19He went to get medicine.
47:20He was standing close to us.
47:23Is this about yesterday afternoon?
47:24Yes, sir.
47:25Please find him, sir.
47:27He can't manage on his own.
47:29What happened to him?
47:30He is mentally ill.
47:34But he won't harm anyone.
47:37But he can't do anything on his own.
47:39We will have to find him. Please find him.
47:41Is his name Sanjay?
47:42Yes, sir.
47:43Sanjay Murthy.
47:44He is 35 years old.
47:59Manav..
48:14Who are you?
48:16I told you.
48:17Don't worry about RTI.
48:19You want to become a Bodhiro.
48:21What did you think?
48:24You'll get rid of someone through RTI?
48:26And we will leave for bhajans?
48:28We'll perform your last rites.
48:30Look, I'll do what I have to.
48:32And I'm not afraid of your threats.
48:34Come on, leave the way.
48:36We'll leave the way.
48:38But before that, this world will leave us.
48:58Come on, let's go.
49:29Hmm.
49:30Here's your tea.
49:31Oh, my God!
49:33Pradeep has been murdered.
49:36What?
49:37Phone Ringing
49:42Phone Ringing
49:43Hello.
49:44What's up, Deepak Upadhyay?
49:46Did you get the news?
49:47Who?
49:49Who are you talking about?
49:50Just like Pradeep, you're also in trouble.
49:53This is the last warning.
49:55This is the last warning.
49:57End this RTI.
50:00Today.
50:01Hey!
50:02If you have the guts, show me your face.
50:04Come and talk to me.
50:06Deepak Upadhyay, if I show you my face,
50:09you'll never see your wife and children's faces.
50:13Listen to me.
50:14Hello.
50:15Hello.
50:18Deepak?
50:19Threats again?
50:23Nothing.
50:25Deepak, I think we should file a police complaint.
50:28Mom, Dad, why are you going to the police?
50:32Nothing, son.
50:34Just like that.
50:35I have some work.
50:36Come on, you two.
50:37The bus must be here.
50:38Go.
50:39Wait, wait.
50:40I'll drop you to the gate.
50:42Why, Dad?
50:43Just like that, son.
50:44I mean, how will you go alone?
50:47But Dad, we go alone every day.
50:50Why do you look so scared?
50:54No, son.
50:56It's nothing like that.
50:58Come on, hurry up or you'll miss the bus.
51:00Bye, Mom.
51:01Bye, Dad.
51:02Bye, Mom.
51:16Deepak, we shouldn't ignore this call.
51:20Please come to the police station.
51:22I feel very strange.
51:24Nothing will happen, Parima.
51:25Nothing will happen.
51:29But yes, we shouldn't take any risk.
51:34Right to Information Act, RTI.
51:37This is the weapon of the soldiers of truth that can destroy corruption.
51:42Obviously, many RTI activists are threatened every day.
51:45Like Deepak Obadyai.
51:47But Deepak had a dangerous sword hanging on his head.
51:50It had become a thorn in the path of many powerful people.
51:53Deepak also knew that the threat on the phone would not take long to become reality.
52:04Sir, I don't recognize the number from which this threat is coming.
52:07But whenever I try to call back, no one picks up.
52:11Now tell me that number.
52:13I'll try to track it.
52:14Sir, I have to find it.
52:16This threat has been coming for a long time.
52:18Okay, then find that number from your call list.
52:21After that we will start tracking.
52:22Sir, Pradeep Garg was murdered yesterday.
52:25And today this threat came again.
52:27Sir, our life is in danger.
52:29We have two children and all this...
52:31You must have some idea who these people can be.
52:34Who are threatening you like this.
52:35Sir, I have filed RTI petitions against some people's activities.
52:39That's why they are in a lot of trouble.
52:42Who are these people, Mr. Obadyai?
52:43Tell me their names.
52:45One is Kashif Sheikh.
52:47He is a contractor.
52:56Dheeraj Saini.
52:57Kashif Sheikh's business partner.
53:08And the third partner is Vikrant Sharma.
53:15Yes.
53:17Hello.
53:18Yes, I have reached.
53:21These three have a construction company.
53:24Schools.
53:25Rehabilitation Quarters.
53:27Government Buildings.
53:28All the deals are finalized under the table, sir.
53:31Black money used to come in bags, sir.
53:33I have broken many deals of these three through RTI.
53:36Look, if they were suffering a direct loss because of you...
53:39...then they wouldn't have threatened you directly.
53:41Yes, I know.
53:43Will the tenants hire you?
53:45Don't worry.
53:46Once we get hold of these tenants...
53:48...we will find out who the real culprits are.
53:51Sir, don't worry about me.
53:53But I don't want anyone to harm my family because of me.
53:56Sir, can my family get police protection?
53:59You can file a petition.
54:00You will have to get permission from the Directorate.
54:03And what about until you get permission?
54:04Look, I would suggest that you change your number.
54:42I will call you later.
54:56Hey Deepak.
54:58Is everything okay?
55:00Yes.