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00:01Guys, can I have your attention please?
00:05There was an unpleasant incident today.
00:08I said that I saw a hidden camera in the ladies' bathroom
00:14just because I'm such a terrible person
00:20and because I just needed your attention.
00:25I have a rough month and maybe I'm just a little bit tired or...
00:32So, I made up this story to amuse myself and make fools of you.
00:39And this is it.
00:42So, I'm sorry, I apologize.
00:46And as of today, Jenny doesn't work here.
00:51But it wasn't our agreement.
00:55I beg your pardon?
00:56Agreement?
00:57Agreement, yeah.
00:58A deal?
00:59What are you talking about?
01:00We never had a deal.
01:01How dare you?
01:02We had a conversation.
01:03How dare I?
01:04Young lady, you're a liar and a con artist.
01:06And people like you should never work in offices.
01:10How dare you?
01:11How dare I?
01:12Yes.
01:13Oh, okay.
01:14Oh, okay.
01:16I see what you're getting at.
01:18Mm-hmm.
01:20Isn't there anything you want to tell to Sarah?
01:26Or maybe Martha?
01:29I just want to say, girls, I'm sorry.
01:44I need to go back my things.
01:48That's a wise decision.
01:50All right, everybody.
01:51Let's get back to work, please.
01:53Yes, thank you.
01:54The show is over.
02:12Guys!
02:13Guys!
02:14Come over here right now!
02:16Mr. Summers, there is the camera in there.
02:18What?
02:19What are you talking about?
02:21The camera in the latest room.
02:23Some pervert put it in there.
02:25Um, all right.
02:27Um, no need to jump into conclusions, all right?
02:30I am sure we can sort this out without a fuss.
02:33Yeah?
02:34There is nothing to start out.
02:35It is filming everything while I was there.
02:37I have...
02:38I have to warn everyone right now.
02:48Right here!
02:49Look!
02:50The camera was in there.
02:55I don't understand.
02:56It was there, I swear.
03:00Is this some kind of joke?
03:02Great.
03:03Well, thousands of women are actually suffering from real abuse.
03:06Our Denny pulling pranks.
03:09Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
03:10But it was there, I swear.
03:12It really was the camera.
03:16But at least...
03:19It sealed with me.
03:23What is going on here?
03:24Hello, ladies.
03:25Hi.
03:26May I?
03:29Jenny, I think I told you not to make a fuss.
03:32Didn't I?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Zip it.
03:35In my office.
03:36Now.
03:37Okay.
03:48Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
03:53Now what am I supposed to do with you?
03:54Sir, I'm positive.
03:55The camera was there, I swear.
03:57Things don't just disappear on their own.
04:00You have a very rich imagination.
04:02But what if someone removed it?
04:04Enough!
04:07I've heard enough.
04:10Take a seat.
04:15You know what, Jenny?
04:17I think I know what it is.
04:19Guys.
04:22I think you work too hard, Jenny.
04:25And you need to relax.
04:26Mm-hmm.
04:27So why don't you just go home, make yourself some coffee, read a book, and then you will
04:34stop thinking about cameras in vents.
04:37Yeah, you know, you're right.
04:38Maybe I need some, some rest or vacation, or...
04:39But wait a minute, boss.
04:40I didn't tell you anything about the vent.
04:41Yeah, I didn't tell you that the camera was hidden in the vent.
04:44I just said it was in the women's bathroom, yeah?
04:45How did you know about the vent?
04:46Somebody must have told me about it, I think it was Sarah.
04:53Oh, my...
04:54That was you!
04:56You put the camera on the women's bathroom!
04:57What?
04:58And then I, I ran to get the other one to get the other one to get the rest of the
05:02rest of the rest or vacation, or...
05:03But wait a minute, boss.
05:04I didn't tell you anything about the vent.
05:05Yeah, I didn't tell you that the camera was hidden in the vent, I just said it was in
05:07the women's bathroom, yeah?
05:08How did you know about the vent?
05:11Somebody must have told me about it, I think it was Sarah.
05:14Oh my...
05:15ran to get the others you took it from there this is ridiculous i'll call the police and then we
05:20will deal with it and then everybody's gonna see this video close the door get back inside
05:27it's such a nightmare that was you a nightmare why do you think this video is a night this video
05:34on your phone is disgusting i don't think it's disgusting i think this is a great video
05:39look at me i'm your boss this is my office this is my bathroom and you are my employees and uh
05:50i just need to keep an eye on you you think you can blackmail me with that i don't care show it to
05:58everyone in this office okay oh really really and to your family yeah and to your friends on social
06:04media as you wish hey you know what i'm gonna float this to an adult's side and you cannot prove
06:10anything because this is gonna be anonymous let the police handle it okay you know what i gotta give
06:17it to you you are one brave young lady but can you take responsibility for the rest of the girls
06:24this is sarah right yeah what did you think it's only you on these videos and sarah is getting married
06:32soon do you think her groom would be happy to see this video on the net what about martha i know
06:38martha has a son and a husband and i'm sure her friends will be able to come up with some nice
06:46nicknames for her what happened to your face are you gonna call the police now well go ahead call the
06:53police and this video is going to be on the net in a blink of a knife okay what do you want from me
07:23what are you doing here i thought i told you to pack your stuff and leave
07:32yeah i'm picking but to be honest i wanted to talk about what maybe you should reconsider your
07:43decision to fire me huh
07:52and uh what do i get in return
07:56maybe i promise to be a very very beaten girl
08:05and uh you're not gonna get mad about the fact that i put the cameras in the bathroom
08:10oh no very good you can sit it up again uh in fact i love the cameras and shoes
08:21go on i like that you pick at me and the other girls and i won't tell anybody
08:27so this is gonna be carlin's secret yeah but not so little after all everybody in the office knows
08:41knows what
08:45okay what's going on here wait a minute what is this look she seduced me okay you you heard everything
08:52we did and we heard about your camera in the bathroom too camera what camera what are you talking
08:59about that's my goddamn phone what's wrong but things don't just disappear on their own right
09:08you must have a rich imagination
09:14you're in big trouble you know that then you'll have to deal with me
09:19i would say with all of us yeah maybe freaks like you can handle defenseless girls when they're alone
09:28but when we stand together we can wipe you out
09:34girls i mean come on this is just a misunderstanding i mean it's clearly a misunderstanding look i can
09:40explain all right of course you will explain to the police and while you're waiting for them
09:46maybe you should speak with these guys wait guys this this is a misunderstanding listen to me they're
09:58very interested to know how you got those videos on your phone
10:05this was a joke all right i just this was a joke listen to me
10:08oh girls thanks for you believe in me and thanks for your support well done for not hesitating to
10:15tell us girls should never keep quiet about birds like him of course yeah and looks like
10:20we have boss's job opening up pretty soon and i know one word a candidate we all support
10:26excuse me sir can i have some of your fries your fries yeah buddy away man wait look what are you
10:37doing please take it thank you very much god bless you get your hands off those are my fries look what
10:45are you doing those are my fries why are you feeding him dad what kind of man goes around begging people
10:51for scraps anyway he doesn't deserve any respect hey hey i'm sorry for the inconvenience i should
10:56probably go no stay where you are and take it with you please no i said take it no leave the plate
11:04now i won't i said leave the plates i said leave the plate now listen i'm i'm sorry for these inconveniences
11:15okay it's okay it's okay i'm i'm used to it anyway please take it as a will of gesture from our song
11:23you really shouldn't uh no please take it i'll get myself another one
11:29and i'm sorry for my son sometimes he behaves himself very bad and i can see that you are a good
11:35man thank you very much i can see it in your eyes thank you very much and again i'm sorry for the
11:42inconvenience god bless you listen people have all kind of the situations in their lives okay and none
11:53of us is immune to poetry even the most decent among us sure they are okay so um i will get myself
12:04another burger do you want something yeah what's so funny it looks like your friend just robbed you
12:18what what did you say about helping homeless people i told you they're all bad guys they will
12:26buy the hand that feeds them wait he stole my wallet hey stop right there whoa what are you doing
12:40don't move but you almost tricked me yes police what happened yes we've got a thief what 37 fifth
12:47avenue hurry up clock face cafe right thanks sir i don't know what you're talking about i didn't
12:52tell anything i swear yeah you swear you didn't and just my wallet disappeared on and so on right
12:57i don't know listen listen i wanted to help you from the bottom of my heart do you understand that
13:01with your help i want to show to my son that there are these men among the poor but you
13:06is petting my face empty your pockets right now come on buddy what what are you doing hey
13:12what is this what i don't have it just just some food in case i see a dog on the street well obviously
13:22he's clean he doesn't have your money and you have the right to detain him wait no no no no we can't
13:27just let a criminal go he probably just dropped the wallet somewhere thieves always do that in case
13:33they're in search they hide the stolen stuff where nobody can find it and then come back for it
13:38i don't understand them listen i have an idea follow me come on let's go
13:52what is it dad wait a second
14:10ha i told you now you're going to jail hello guys what's going on here officer thompson did you call
14:17the police yes officer so i called the police officer please take this man yeah sir could you
14:23tell us please what is going on here um nothing special i only would like you to arrest my son
14:31what yeah he stole my wallet stay where you are sir why would you think that listen look
14:37don't touch me i'm your father you know that i'm not an idiot this is your wallet what are you talking
14:44about that you tried to set him up you grabbed my wallet from the table yours is right now in your pocket
14:54and mine you put in the trash but you were in a hurry and you mixed them up so right now my wallet is in your
15:07pocket because here is yours
15:21all right yes it was me so what he's a homeless guy he deserves shut up because of you this innocent man
15:29could be arrested tonight you just had to be the right all the time didn't you but today is the
15:36time when you have to pay the fiddler hey sir don't punish him it's my fault i'm the one who provoked him
15:45by asking you for free food and yeah you know what i'll find the money pay you back for that broker and
15:51everyone will be happy and you call this man a bad guy you were trying to do everything to set him up
16:00but you have become a violent yourself i'm ashamed of you so officers please take him away no under
16:07right take this you you wouldn't dare take your own son into the prison look i think that's two weeks in
16:16jail would not do you any harm what plus i think you will have some time to think about and i will
16:22personally bring you some burgers take him away let's go listen mate i'm sorry about what happened
16:31just as a payback from our side may i buy you dinner if you don't mind plus we have
16:38looks pocket money that's so kind of you hey that's mike what are you doing with your hands
16:52you little freak huh i'm sorry you're sorry you're painting yourself up like a girl and now you're
16:58crying i'm sorry that you are the man person we're making a hip hop it off a lot of rappers paint their
17:07nails likely lose it don't tell me this look with your new friends you are not talking to him anymore
17:14take it back move mike see you
17:29son let us be an important lessons for you if you look like a freak then you are free got it yes
17:36yes dad yes dad i want you to behave in the office and i don't want my boss to see my son with
17:42the painted nails so wipe that crap off your fingers now okay okay hey
17:51oh so you are his dad yeah is everything okay in here no it's not everything okay here
17:57did you see what those little freaks did to their nails yeah
18:00yeah yeah it's awful absolutely it's a nightmare i told the same yeah i told him to use a green polish
18:12sorry what don't you care that your son petting himself like a girl come on man
18:20they're kids let them fool around it's ridiculous they look ridiculous isn't it more important to
18:26teach your son care about what's on the inside instead of the outside
18:32oh yeah i see what else would expect from a man who looks like a chunky
18:42yeah i see you're kind of a man who judges a book by its cover
18:46well okay let's go come on we're gonna be late
18:55did you hear that don't judge the book by its cover he looks like a junkie he's a junkie
19:02yes you are not you're my son get inside
19:04sit here i have a meeting with the boss today so what is it i told you to wipe it off in the
19:16car i tried but the polish is already dry oh really the polish is already dry so why you look at
19:21hey steve hey jack coming to the meeting oh yeah i'm almost my way so wow what's that on your
19:31boy's fingernails oh oh that is uh the kid and i we were painting the garage today so uh he got a
19:44paint on his hand yeah yeah man stuff you know that's a bright garage you've got yeah jack so bright
19:53so bright blue like the sky see ya see ya yeah see how you're embarrassing me are you happy i'm
20:11sorry no you're sorry of course you're sorry that was just my co-worker but if my boss see your fingernails
20:17i'll be fired just away that's what you want no no look son today boss you'll choose and i will be the
20:27next manager of the company so i and therefore you must look perfect is that clear yeah yeah so wipe it off
20:37but the nail polish is already dry wipe it off but that's gonna hurt so clench your teeth and be man
21:00then you will understand why important to look normal oh my wait what are you doing here huh i came
21:10to my dad's office what is your dad job i don't know oh i see i assume that your dad works as janitor
21:16huh see what happened when the man looks like a freak even your children are ashamed of you sir may
21:24going to mine no i forbid you talk to my son go away run forrest run
21:41so ladies and gentlemen mr mitchell i apologize for being late mr mitchell you look great as always
21:49please thank you steven sit down oh yeah as you all know today i'm putting our company in the new
21:57hands being the face of the company is very important not everyone can handle it
22:07i'm sorry you're embarrassing me i'm sorry for interrupting what are you doing you're embarrassing me
22:14sit down please mr mitchell i'm so sorry that's all right simon i don't mind our new manager son running
22:21around here oh such an honor thank you and yeah please welcome mr bradley stark our new manager
22:32welcome bradley hi thank you hi hi everyone uh thank you very much i'm very glad to see my new
22:45colleagues thanks who is bradley where did he even come from huh bradley worked in another bridge but i
22:52decided he was the man for the job mr mitchell i'm sorry but why not me i have been walking here for so
22:57many years that's not true that's not true you're a good professional but you know you lack a little
23:04order order have you seen what this bradley looks like too short with the schools and the flowers have
23:10you seen what his son did with his nails how it possible that's not good that's not good mr mitchell
23:17that's not good green who's youtube much better okay why did you do that why because my grandkids
23:29needed a partner for a hip-hop video oh god now all rappers paint their nails haven't you ever listened to
23:40lee losey who the hell is lee losey i thought the position of manager should be a respectable man not a
23:47rapper that's your problem steven you only pay attention to the outside when what's on the
23:53inside is much more important what makes you think that huh at least look at your relationship with your
23:59son what does my son have to do with the managing this company huh how are you going to handle the
24:03company if you can't even handle yours that's not true mr mitchell my son loves me mike mike say that you
24:12love me mike i think every meeting is over i am inviting everyone to my favorite party
24:34come on
24:34well are you going to fire me for calling you junkie uh i don't know
24:46let your son decide what do you say mikey is your dad really that bad no he's just been really stressed
24:57out about work lately well then i suggest he takes some time off and you two go together somewhere
25:05okay yeah great good see you guys
25:11i'm sorry
25:25no no no no it's okay it's okay it's okay
25:31you know that no matter what
25:35you will always be my son don't you
25:45forgive you old man my kids hard to accept this right away
25:51maybe it's not so bad as i saw yeah i think uh green would be better than blue yeah yeah yeah yeah
26:13please don't touch the dress uh why can't i touch it once you've paid for it then you can try it on but
26:31it might not fit me you have feeding rooms i want to try it on first and then pay for it yes we have
26:38feeding rooms so that customers can try on their things they bought after they paid for them you've
26:43got to be kidding me this is the first time i've ever heard i can't try on a dress before buying it
26:48that's the way it is it's our policy i don't make the rules
26:55wow
26:56well okay then
27:05three thousand five hundred dollars as agreed
27:09you can count it the thing is that this one was on a discount but the special promotion is over
27:17it's five thousand dollars now but i called you yesterday and we discussed the price it was in me i spoke
27:23too and as i said and that deal has expired it's five thousand dollars well how is it going there
27:34what do you think it's not bad but i like the other one better
27:38oh i don't know this one seems less pretentious which is exactly what i want
27:44oh my god i'm perfect okay turn around okay
27:58what does this mean how can some people try on a dress and others can't
28:03that's um that's because this girl's a regular customer of ours excuse me what
28:09actually this is my first time here so don't make me out to be the worst here
28:16maybe you'll get a discount as a regular customer oh that would be nice
28:22so not only you're not letting me try on this overpriced dress but you're also lying to my face
28:27get me the manager please look don't make me get me the manager now
28:33so how about a discount oh yeah it's a regular customers
28:41not on this dress hello my name is martin and i'm the manager of this wedding saloon how can i help you
28:47miss hello the thing is i ordered a wedding dress and i was hoping to try it on but your employee yes
28:54yes yes i'm aware of this situation and i'm apologize for this misunderstanding as a saloon
28:59manager i am willing to offer a solution that will be convenient for everyone you're right you can't
29:06pay for a dress before you will examine it from the different angles so one of our employee hello
29:14kindly agreed to try on your dress and you will see everything suits you and look how lucky we are
29:19you almost look the same huh what that's absurd why can't i try it on myself like the way the other girl
29:28did in front of me um how to put it um it would be less risky you know no i don't it would be less
29:38risky for me to try it on because in fact i am the one who is going to wear it on my wedding day um
29:43yes but i mean it will be less risky for us with the dress is this really happening i mean tell me
29:53what can i do to this dress just by trying it on um young lady um
30:01we are doing here everything we can we make an exception for you please understand that
30:07oh i clearly see that exception
30:13so
30:22okay fine i agree perfect
30:30what do you think about it it looks great to me oh thank you i'll take it
30:37well i don't know it's hard for me to tell since the girl is definitely a different size
30:44uh what are you implying i'm not implying anything i'm just saying you and i have different measurements
30:53but we made it strictly to the measurements you gave us yeah yes that's why i think it would have
30:57been much more logical for me to be the one who tried on oh yeah but i don't know why are you getting
31:03so upset you asked us to make you a dress and we made it for you you asked for it to be tried on
31:10and we did our best here too if you don't pay for a dress in the end it would be considered as a
31:17loss to the store which is something i cannot allow
31:24look i'm a customer i was willing to try on and buy a dress i plan to wear on the most important day of
31:32my life but i can't take the way you're clearly discriminating oh i see and you are going to come
31:38here try on the dress not pay for it and leave and maybe even take dress with you really is that
31:47how you imagine it that i call you months in advance ask you to make a dress for me come here with the
31:53money show your employee that i have it and in the end i'm taking a dress off in the fitting room rolling
31:58it up in my purse and running out of the store if you say so you know better what you were up to
32:02i wasn't going to steal anything all of you are potential thieves
32:10all of you what do you mean by all of you now you're not even trying to hide your racism anymore
32:17okay i've got enough of your endless accusations blah blah blah i've got enough you have two options
32:23either way you just leave here immediately or i call police huh i'm not going anywhere you have
32:30nothing to accuse me of hello oh yeah it's martin i'm i'm calling from saloon i'm leaving thank you
32:43i think we've got it all figured out i'm sorry and don't you ever dare to show up here again
32:49what's going on mr scott mr scott oh um mr scott james um we are really sorry about the noise but
33:04now everything is under control this girl was going to steal a dress but we have already
33:09dealt with this little thief we won't let her in again yes honey can you imagine they won't let me in
33:17anymore whoa whoa whoa can somebody explain to me why my bride didn't get her dress and why are you
33:24saying nasty things about her right but she didn't tell us that yes dear my skin color told them everything
33:36about me they wouldn't let me try on a dress before buying it they overpriced the dress out of the blue and
33:42then made a show of humiliating me as a customer and as a person we we we didn't know your bride is
33:49coming today i i have no words to express how sorry i am my dear i created this wedding salon to help
34:00every girl feel special in anticipation for the biggest day in their lives back to your things
34:07you're fired i'm gonna make sure you're never gonna work in this city again i'm sorry we were just
34:13trying to take off my fiance's dress immediately this is bad luck but really so can it be any worse
34:22you're all responsible now get out
34:23girls girls you heard mr scott come on
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