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00:00It's time for I've Got a Secret.
00:05Have you ever had sex with two sets of twins at the same time?
00:08That was a mouthful.
00:09Whisper your secret into my ear,
00:11especially a skill that involves animals.
00:13No.
00:14Our panel will have no idea what the secret is.
00:16Do you bend over?
00:18And now, here's our panel.
00:20Former Major League group, Billy Bean.
00:23From Sirius Satellite Radio, Frank DiCaro.
00:27Comedian, Suzanne Westenhofer.
00:30And our man about town, Jermaine Taylor.
00:35Now, Blank's great man for the panel is our host, Bill Dwyer.
00:41Good evening, and welcome to I've Got a Secret.
00:45Let's play.
00:48Look at me.
00:49Did you see me sprint over here?
00:51Are you winded?
00:52I'm not even winded.
00:53That was amazing.
00:54I'm in such good shape.
00:55You're such an athlete.
00:56Yeah, I don't look too bad.
00:57Yeah.
00:58Yeah.
00:58All right, here's how we play our game.
01:00I know you guys are ready.
01:01Each guest is going to come out here and whisper his or her secret to me.
01:04At the same time, we'll reveal it to you at home as well as to our studio audience.
01:08But our panel will have no idea what the secret is.
01:10Now, they'll each have 40 seconds to ask yes or no questions in order to uncover that secret.
01:15If you guys fail to figure it out, our guest wins $1,000 and dinner for two.
01:20All right, let's play I've Got a Secret.
01:27Our first guest is from right here in Los Angeles.
01:30Everyone, say hello to Henry.
01:32Hi, Henry.
01:33How are you doing on the show?
01:34It's great to be here.
01:35It's exciting.
01:36Good to have you.
01:37Right here in Los Angeles, huh?
01:39Always.
01:39All my life.
01:40So no problem getting here?
01:41No, no.
01:42Did you leave about 11.30 last night to get here?
01:44I'm like a few blocks away.
01:46Oh, sweet.
01:46That's the way I like it.
01:48Well, we're glad to have you here.
01:49Can I go right at home?
01:49Panel, say hello to Henry.
01:50How are you?
01:50I'm sorry.
01:51Henry, how are you?
01:52That's our panel right there.
01:53They're going to be trying to uncover your secret.
01:55Henry, why don't you go ahead and whisper that secret to me right now at the same time.
01:58We'll reveal it to you at home.
02:02All right, I'm going to give you a clue panel.
02:04All right.
02:06Henry has a special skill that involves animals.
02:09Oh.
02:09I know it.
02:10You got that?
02:11Yeah.
02:11Here we go.
02:12Jermaine, we'll start with you.
02:13Hey, Henry.
02:15One question.
02:16Are they mammals, these animals?
02:18No.
02:18Oh, are they fish?
02:20No.
02:21Birds?
02:22No.
02:23No.
02:24No birds.
02:24It doesn't go anymore.
02:25I don't do anymore.
02:26That's it for you.
02:27That's your man.
02:28Oh.
02:28Are they insects?
02:30No.
02:31They're not insects.
02:32Insects aren't animals.
02:33No.
02:34Do they crawl?
02:35Yes.
02:36Do they have four legs?
02:37Yes.
02:38Would this animal be traditionally known as a pet animal?
02:42Would I keep it in my house?
02:43Sure.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Hmm.
02:45Not traditional, but, you know, it's a pet you have in your house.
02:48Sure.
02:49Do they live on land?
02:52Generally, yes.
02:53Yes.
02:53Can they leave it?
02:55Oh.
02:56Sorry.
02:56Germaine establishing nothing.
02:58Nothing.
03:01Suzanne.
03:02Come on.
03:02So far we know it's not a bird or a fish or a mammal.
03:05Or an insect.
03:06Yeah.
03:06Or an insect.
03:06Which is not an animal.
03:07Yeah.
03:07As we've learned.
03:08Is it a reptilian?
03:11Yes.
03:12All right.
03:13So, is it a lizard?
03:15Yes.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:16Really?
03:17This is incredible.
03:18I have to stop.
03:18I'm totally freaking out.
03:20Okay.
03:20So, you have a special skill that you do with lizards.
03:23Seriously.
03:23Really?
03:24That is so appalling.
03:26No.
03:27It's not?
03:27It really isn't.
03:28Kind of.
03:29Okay.
03:29Does it involve, do you do, like, an activity?
03:33Do you play backgammon, for example?
03:35Somewhat.
03:36It's a normal gammon.
03:37Is it a sporting activity of some sort?
03:39No.
03:40Is it a trick?
03:41A couple of...
03:42Mm-hmm.
03:43I was close and they stopped me.
03:44Didn't get anywhere.
03:45All right.
03:45I don't know if that helped you, Frank, but...
03:47It's a lizard.
03:48It's go time.
03:49You've given me so much to play with.
03:51It's nice to meet you.
03:52Despite your desire to be with lizards.
03:56So, uh, it is, uh, have you taught the lizards to do something before a camera?
04:03Yes.
04:03Like, like, do the lizards work more than I do?
04:07Uh, who doesn't, Frank?
04:10Okay.
04:10Anyway.
04:10I don't know.
04:11Does, uh, do the lizards do something that humans would do, generally?
04:17Yes.
04:17Like, tap dance.
04:19Do the lizards tap dance?
04:20I, I would say...
04:21They do not tap dance, no.
04:23Yeah.
04:23They could use some...
04:24Do they...
04:24It's a, it's a, it's a somewhat of a humanistic skill.
04:28All right?
04:29Somewhat.
04:29Okay.
04:30You got nowhere with that one, Frank.
04:31All right.
04:31Billy, does that help you out?
04:32No.
04:33What's going on so far?
04:34All right.
04:34Well, good luck.
04:35Okay.
04:35It's a lizard.
04:35So we have a lizard.
04:36Yeah.
04:37A lizard.
04:37Um, do you do something to the lizard?
04:40Like...
04:41Hey, yeah.
04:44The crowd, it's not like that.
04:46No.
04:47Like, do you provide a service that includes the lizard?
04:51No.
04:52No.
04:53Okay, no.
04:53No.
04:54No.
04:55Okay, do you train the lizard?
04:57Yes.
04:57Okay.
04:58Does the lizard...
04:58Sure, right?
04:59Yes.
05:01You know what?
05:02Is that it?
05:02He's a lizard trainer.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:05He's a lizard trainer.
05:06You backed your way into that one, Billy.
05:10I skipped right over that.
05:11I skipped right over that.
05:12I skipped right over that.
05:12Go ahead and tell everybody, Henry, exactly what you do.
05:15I am a lizard trainer.
05:17A lizard trainer?
05:17You're like a personal trainer for lizards?
05:19I mean, to get them all popped up?
05:21Yeah.
05:22No, no.
05:22He's got really buff lizards in back.
05:24Are they on the roids?
05:25I train them to sit in human-like positions.
05:29Right.
05:29Lizards?
05:30Lizards.
05:30Now, see, the reason we brought out Henry with just one name is because, Henry, you've
05:33had your name legally changed to Henry Lizard Lover.
05:37I'm so in love with the lizards.
05:38Henry Lizard Lover.
05:39I'm so dedicated to him.
05:40I legally changed my name.
05:42Yeah, look at that.
05:43Henry Lizard Lover.
05:44How many lizards do you have, Henry?
05:46Oh, my God.
05:46I have about 30 lizards all over my house.
05:50Now, you brought some lizards with us.
05:52I brought a few, and maybe we can get them to sit.
05:56Yeah, Henry's brought some models.
05:57They're going to do some posing for us, panel.
05:59Well, that's fine.
06:00Can we see them from the...
06:01Oh!
06:02Huh?
06:02We'll put that right there.
06:04Let's do that there first.
06:06Shh.
06:06I call her Lana Love.
06:09Now, Henry, you pose these lizards.
06:11There's no tricks.
06:12I'm just trying to, you know, make her comfortable.
06:14That's all.
06:15Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:16Wow.
06:17Look at that.
06:18She's beautiful.
06:20Hang on.
06:20There's more.
06:22Now, who's this one?
06:23I call this one Selma.
06:25She might be there.
06:26Shh.
06:28No, her eyes are full of life.
06:31Yes, really?
06:31We're getting tied now.
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:32I'm sorry.
06:33This is Miss April from Play Lizard Magazine.
06:35No, this is great.
06:37Look at that pose.
06:38Look at the arm under the cheek.
06:45Now, who's the big one for her?
06:49Now, who's this?
06:51That's Big Mama.
06:52This is Prince Charming.
06:54Prince Charming.
06:55You know what?
06:55I'll take him, and let me show him to the panel.
06:57There you go.
06:57Come here, Prince Charming.
06:58There you go.
06:59Oh, yeah.
07:00Look at him, huh?
07:02Look at that.
07:03Walk over there.
07:04Jermaine, go ahead.
07:05Come on, Jermaine.
07:07I can't take it.
07:07I can't.
07:08Don't do that.
07:09Don't do that.
07:09Don't move fast?
07:10No.
07:10I'll move as fast as I want.
07:12Isn't this something that happened to Sharon Stone's hyper?
07:14Thanks a lot for being here.
07:16Panel, guess your secret.
07:16I'm waiting for you.
07:17I'm waiting for you.
07:17Some nice parting guests.
07:19We'll be right back with some more secrets right after this.
07:21Welcome back, everyone.
07:37Todd got a secret.
07:38Weren't the lizards great?
07:39Love the lizards.
07:40I'm telling you.
07:41Not at all.
07:41One big one looked at me like he knew I had shoes made out of one of his relatives.
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:45I'm scared.
07:46I'm sorry.
07:46You do.
07:47I do, in fact.
07:48You do.
07:48They got an inner thing, Frank.
07:49They know.
07:50Our next guests are from Moscow, Idaho.
07:53Please welcome Phil and Jenna Malm.
07:55Hi.
07:56Hi.
07:57Hi.
07:58Jenna, you sit right here.
08:00Welcome to the show.
08:03Phil, how are you?
08:04Hi.
08:05Welcome.
08:05Thanks for being here.
08:06They're married.
08:08That's right.
08:08This is Jenna and this is Phil.
08:10Now, if you would, please, Jenna, whisper your secret into my ear.
08:14At the same time, we'll show it to you folks at home.
08:15We'll show it to you folks at home.
08:15We'll show it to you folks at home.
08:19Oh, that's great.
08:24Panel.
08:25What?
08:25Phil and Jenna's secret has something to do with their wedding.
08:29All right.
08:30Now, I'm going to have to ask you to put your blindfolds on.
08:33The mystery deepens.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:35Does these?
08:36All right, Suzanne, we're starting with you.
08:37Uh-oh.
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:41Oh, there's trouble with a capital T.
08:43Okay.
08:44Welcome, moms from Moscow, Idaho.
08:47Seriously.
08:49While you're in your wedding clothes, there must be something about your attire.
08:55Hmm.
08:55So, uh, the outfits that you are wearing right now are unusual in some way?
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05All right.
09:05Okay.
09:06Uh.
09:07They're going to sing.
09:08I know.
09:09I have no.
09:09I, uh, are you, uh, did you make them out of something unusual?
09:14No.
09:15No.
09:16Did you steal them?
09:18No.
09:19Are you wearing each other's underwear?
09:22No.
09:25Ah, wait, I heard a little murmur.
09:27Murmur.
09:29All right.
09:29Can I take my thing off now?
09:31Yes, you can, Suzanne, and please do not reveal anything to the rest of the panel.
09:34Nothing at all.
09:35No.
09:37Now it's, hello, panel.
09:38Hello.
09:39Somewhere out there.
09:39Got a lot going on.
09:40Frank, just hold on a second.
09:41Okay.
09:42All right, Frank, whenever you're ready.
09:43Is it time now?
09:45Yeah.
09:45Okay.
09:46Wow.
09:46Oh, wait, I'm just blind now.
09:48I don't have to shout.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:50I'm sorry about that.
09:52Anyway, um, is, uh, is the attire my favorite kind of, is it breakaway attire?
09:57No.
09:58No, it's not breakaway attire.
09:59It's got nothing to do with the attire.
10:01The secret has nothing to do with the wedding attire.
10:04Did you wear each other's attire?
10:05No.
10:06Did you set it on fire or something?
10:08It has nothing to do with the attire.
10:10Did you not wear the attire while you were wearing the attire?
10:13No.
10:13Okay, that makes sense.
10:15Frank, I'm going to ask you that you please stop using the word attire.
10:17Okay.
10:18If you would.
10:19I'm growing very tired of it.
10:24Frank, go ahead and take off your blindfold.
10:27I still can't see anything.
10:28Okay, wait a minute.
10:28There we go.
10:29There you go.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:32Oh, no.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34All right.
10:36Billy, we go to you.
10:38Bill, we're so far off.
10:40Yes, you are.
10:40What is the secret or what is the clue?
10:43Billy, the clue has to do with their wedding.
10:46Is there something significant about your wedding date?
10:49No.
10:49About the length of time that it took to get married?
10:53No.
10:53About the location that you got married?
10:57It's a regular location, right?
10:59Were you wet when you got married?
11:02No.
11:03Were you cold when you got married?
11:05No.
11:06Okay.
11:06So, to the attire that we saw, is the material significant?
11:13No.
11:14Is where you bought it significant?
11:17Oh, no.
11:18No.
11:18I got nothing.
11:19Billy, go ahead and take off your blindfold, and you'll see exactly what's going on here.
11:26Wow.
11:26I know.
11:27All right.
11:28It's crazy.
11:29Jermaine, I wish you luck.
11:30I have nothing.
11:32Not a darn thing.
11:33Hello, Mom.
11:34So, listen, did you have a traditional wedding ceremony?
11:39Yes.
11:40Bridesmaids, the cake, and all that?
11:42Yes.
11:43Okay.
11:44And I still have nothing.
11:46Hang on a second, Jermaine.
11:47I want to make sure.
11:48Is this a little untraditional?
11:49No.
11:49Bridesmaids, the cake.
11:50Okay.
11:51It was traditional.
11:51Traditional wedding.
11:52Preacher.
11:52Okay.
11:53Is the outfit sewn together?
11:56Are your outfit sewn together?
11:57Is your pant leg connected to her tail of her dress?
12:00No.
12:01And that was a mouthful.
12:04I really have nothing.
12:07Did you?
12:08Did you?
12:09Oh, Jermaine, go ahead and take off your blindfold.
12:13Oh!
12:14I know.
12:14Isn't that great?
12:15Phil and Jenna, tell everyone your secret, even though we can see it clearly.
12:19We're identical twins.
12:19Married to identical twins.
12:21How about that, huh?
12:24Crazy.
12:24And I love this.
12:26Now, we've met Phil and Jenna.
12:30Behind them is Doug and Jill.
12:32Beautiful.
12:32All right.
12:33Now, where did you guys all meet?
12:35We met at the Twins Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio.
12:39Of course it's in Twinsburg, right?
12:40I've heard about this.
12:41We met them the first year.
12:43We proposed the second year.
12:44And we got married there the third.
12:46Oh, right.
12:47Wow.
12:47That is something.
12:48Now, you guys are really identical, aren't you?
12:50I mean, all of you.
12:51So we've been told.
12:52Yeah.
12:52Now, here's the thing.
12:54Also, you guys, we all live in the same house.
12:57Oh!
12:57Oh, that's a reality check.
13:00Oh, I have a question.
13:01Yes, Suzanne.
13:03Come on.
13:03You know you want this question.
13:05I think I am.
13:05Do you know this question?
13:07Do you flip partners when you're out?
13:09Yes, you do.
13:11He does.
13:12The one in the back totally does.
13:14Is that you, honey?
13:15Are you sure?
13:16Can I see the birthmark?
13:17Well, you guys completely stumped our panel.
13:20So I want to congratulate you.
13:22We'll give you dinner for four, I guess.
13:24Oh, hey.
13:24And $1,000.
13:26I want to thank you for being here.
13:27And I've got a secret.
13:28It's Phil and Jenna and Doug and Jill.
13:31And we'll be right back with more secrets after this.
13:50Welcome back, everyone.
13:52Oh, we've got some secrets.
13:54Now, wasn't it great when you took your blindfolds off
13:56and you saw?
13:57It was creepy.
13:58The two payers.
13:58I think they do more than they say.
14:00No.
14:00Yes.
14:01What do you think is going on?
14:01I think they totally switched partners.
14:03I think they're...
14:04Our next guest is from Midland, Texas.
14:08Please say hello to Mike Lloyd.
14:09Hi, Mike Lloyd.
14:11Hi.
14:12Welcome to the show.
14:13Have a seat.
14:15Mike from Midland, Texas.
14:17He told you to do it, and you do it.
14:18No, we're right here.
14:19We're right here for you.
14:20Look, now we'll do this with you.
14:21We don't care.
14:21Mike, what do you do for a living?
14:23Bring it on.
14:24Done and done.
14:25I teach Spanish, kinder first and second.
14:28See?
14:28Now, you can raise the roof for that.
14:29He's a teacher.
14:30That's a great thing.
14:31Yeah.
14:31You ready to play, Mike?
14:33Si, senor.
14:34All right.
14:34You guys ready?
14:35Yes.
14:35Mike is going to whisper his secret into Meyer at the same time.
14:39We'll show it to you folks at home.
14:40In English.
14:41No, it's in German.
14:44What's the secret?
14:46Oh, sweet.
14:48Sweet.
14:49I don't like when the audience groans in horror, Bill.
14:51Oh, no.
14:52Oh, I'm telling you.
14:53This is going to be great.
14:55I'll give you a clue, panel, if you'd like.
14:57We need a clue.
14:58Mike has a very unique physical achievement.
15:01Oh.
15:01All right?
15:02Very unique physical achievement.
15:04Yeah.
15:05And, Frank, we start with you.
15:07Hi, Mike.
15:08Hi, Frank.
15:08How are you?
15:09I'm great, thank you.
15:10Have you ever had sex with two sets of twins at the same time?
15:14What do I sign for that?
15:16No.
15:17It's just an idea.
15:18He was late getting here.
15:19Frank, ask me.
15:22No, I don't want to know.
15:23I don't want to know.
15:24Now, Mike, you have a unique physical achievement.
15:27Did you do something for a really long time?
15:30No.
15:31No.
15:31No.
15:31So, did you do something faster than anyone would do it?
15:36Yes.
15:37Yes.
15:37Faster than anyone.
15:39With twins, it goes quick.
15:41But, did you do this recently?
15:45It doesn't matter.
15:47It doesn't matter.
15:48Is it something you could see on television?
15:51Yeah.
15:51Yes.
15:52Oh, well, that's, no twins.
15:54So, let's see.
15:56If, the physical thing that you do, is it a sports-like activity?
16:00No.
16:01No?
16:01No.
16:01No, it's not a sports-like activity.
16:04It's a physical achievement, so.
16:05Physical.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Billy, does that help you?
16:07So, that was a no to the sports.
16:08That was a no to a sports.
16:10Okay.
16:11Bill's going to pass that.
16:12Physical achievement.
16:12Okay, okay, is this, do you do this with your, with your body alone?
16:17Yes.
16:17Okay, so you don't use any machinery?
16:19No.
16:20Okay.
16:21Is it dangerous?
16:24No.
16:24Well, no, I don't think so.
16:27He seems okay.
16:28It's different at Bill's house.
16:29With the girl and the girl, is it a sexual in nature?
16:32No.
16:33No?
16:33Okay.
16:34Is it?
16:34Oh, no, that's it.
16:35So, physical achievement.
16:38Did you, do you do this in front of a paying audience?
16:40No.
16:41No, so this is something you figured out a long time ago that you were able to do individually?
16:46Yes.
16:46Okay.
16:47It'd be worth it if you had to pay to get in.
16:49You see, I'm just telling you.
16:52Jermaine.
16:53Hi.
16:54Hi.
16:54So, you do this with your body?
16:56Yes.
16:57Let's figure out what part of the body you do this with.
17:00Good for you, Jermaine.
17:01Look at you.
17:01Good job, Jermaine.
17:01I'm being smart.
17:03Would you do that?
17:04You're going to guess.
17:05Would you do this with your hands?
17:08No.
17:09With your legs?
17:10Yes.
17:10You do this with your legs?
17:12Your legs solely?
17:14No.
17:15Your legs plus something else on your body?
17:17Yes.
17:18All right.
17:18Your legs plus something on the upper half of your body?
17:21Yes.
17:22Your legs plus your head?
17:24Yes.
17:25I'm getting somewhere.
17:26You are.
17:27Tell me.
17:29Do you have to be rather flexible to do this thing?
17:33Yes.
17:34Indeed.
17:36All right.
17:36Oh, look at that.
17:39You are so reveling in your own accomplishments that you ran out of time.
17:44That's how I do.
17:46Suzanne, time to take it on home.
17:48I, you do something with your head and feet really fast?
17:52Yes.
17:53Yes.
17:53Do you, do you, do you, do you, do you put your legs up over your neck?
18:00No.
18:00Okay.
18:01Do you bend over?
18:02I mean, not ever.
18:04No.
18:05No.
18:05No, no, Frank.
18:06No.
18:07I meant for this particular activity.
18:11Frank.
18:12So, you're standing when you do this?
18:16Yes.
18:17Yes.
18:17Yes.
18:17And yet, somehow your feet and head work together?
18:20I know it.
18:21Do you, do you.
18:22Your time is up.
18:23Do you, like, kick, do you kick up your legs?
18:25Do you kick your legs?
18:27No?
18:28Sure.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Yeah.
18:29Oh, okay.
18:31Oh, so.
18:33Oh.
18:34You could almost taste it.
18:35Go ahead and tell the panel, Mike.
18:37I have the world record for kicking myself in the head.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:41Kicks himself in the head.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44The world record.
18:46What?
18:48All right.
18:48Now, I know.
18:50Now, wait a minute.
18:51How do you know you have the world record?
18:53It's in the Guinness Book of World Records.
18:55It's official.
18:55It's official.
18:56And how many times did you kick yourself in the head for the world record?
18:59For the world record, since it hadn't been said, it was 42 times in one minute.
19:03Wow.
19:03One minute.
19:04One minute.
19:04How'd you, how'd you learn how to do this?
19:05Well, it really comes down to growing up in a small town and not having a girlfriend.
19:10Oh, yeah.
19:11Come on over here, Mike.
19:12We just, give us one.
19:14Wow.
19:14All right, now, wait.
19:15Now, can I, can I stand here?
19:17You'll be fine.
19:18You want me to hold your glasses?
19:19No, the glasses stay on.
19:20He's keeping the glasses on.
19:22Yeah, because he needs it.
19:22He's very precise.
19:23All right.
19:24All right.
19:25Here we go.
19:25Okay.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28There it is.
19:31Whoa.
19:31Thanks a lot for joining us, Mike.
19:34Enjoy your prize money and your dinner.
19:35Now, when we come back, Mike's going to attempt to break his own world record by kicking himself
19:41in the head 43 times in one minute.
19:43You don't want to miss that.
19:45Well, we're not done with this guy yet.
20:06Mike's going to now attempt to try and break his own world record by kicking himself in
20:11the head 43 times in one minute.
20:15Mike, you ready?
20:15Yes.
20:16All right.
20:16Let's set the clock.
20:18Mike, ready, set, go.
20:211, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,
20:43He's having a wardrobe malfunction.
20:456, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,
20:51There you go.
20:52There you go.
20:5333, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 31, 32, 43.
21:06Did he get her?
21:09Thank you, Mike.
21:13Thanks to our panel.
21:15And thank you for watching.
21:17We'll see you next time again on I've Got a Secret.
21:20Here we go, Mike.
21:22Here we go, Mike.
21:23Thank you, Mike.
21:24Yeah, it's good.