EastEnders 12th May 2025-n
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00:00How much should we take it?
00:14I've been doing my research. You've got to be prepared, alright?
00:17Sun cream, after sun. If there ain't no sun, sweaters, gloves, beanies, shower gel and deodorant,
00:23because you know what this one's like.
00:25And the most essential on any long road trip, toilet roll.
00:29Well, don't try and wait until we get to the campsite for any number twos, yeah? Especially you.
00:33Yeah.
00:34I don't know what you're like.
00:35Alright. Oi!
00:38Our kids at Christmas, you should see open Arthur.
00:43Jean?
00:44Hmm?
00:45Oh, love, you're out of your feet.
00:48I'll just shut my eyes for a few minutes.
00:51Oh, that van.
00:53No, no, no. Eve's sorting out for us. Remember?
00:56So, all you've got to do is look forward to the open road.
01:02The camper van.
01:04Our little break.
01:05Oh, it's not our little break though, is it, if Stacey's not coming in.
01:09What, have you talked to her?
01:10Yes, I've tried.
01:12Well, maybe try again.
01:14What, so she can come and ruin this like she ruins everything else?
01:17Well, we can't leave family behind, Lily.
01:19How would you like it if we all went and left Charlie behind?
01:22What, no five o'clock wake-ups and nappy changes? Bring it on.
01:25Fire beds, everybody!
01:26Surprise incoming!
01:28You know what?
01:29There you go.
01:30All blankets you asked for.
01:32Look, Nan.
01:33All I'm saying is, if she won't, she won't.
01:35No, if she won't, I won't.
01:38This is really lovely of you, Harvey.
01:40It really is.
01:41And lovely of you to have thought about it for us.
01:43And I was so excited when you told me.
01:45But, you know, if Stacey's not coming,
01:47and with everything that's going on, I can't.
01:49I have to stay here.
01:51Sorry.
01:54Well, you can sit up the morning.
01:55There's something.
01:56Oh, no, it's fine.
01:58It's fine.
02:00Right, Phil.
02:02I was talking to Sharon last night.
02:04Well, she was saying that Michelle's as good as she can be.
02:09She was asking about you, too.
02:12I wanted to know how you were getting on.
02:17Are you serious?
02:20They are.
02:22You're changing schools.
02:23You've only just joined Walford High, and you've got mates there.
02:28Special mates.
02:31Wait, Joel.
02:32Sorry, I've got to go.
02:33I'm going to be late.
02:35Joel!
02:36So Joel's told Tommy.
02:41So who else is he told?
02:43We don't know if there is anyone.
02:45I think we should go and see Ravi and Priya.
02:47Well, then how's that going to help?
02:49If kids start gossiping, and they hear about it from them, they can march straight off to the old bill and have him done for being underage or something.
02:55Look, she's underage as well.
02:57I just think we should get ahead of this.
02:59Not leave anything to chance.
03:01I've got the interview at the timber yard.
03:03Well, call him.
03:04Tell him we need to rearrange it.
03:05No, because we need the job.
03:07How else are we going to pay your sister back?
03:09Well, it's not going to be on what you bring back working for Bernie, is it?
03:11You need to get your son sorted.
03:13And I will.
03:14Later.
03:27Right.
03:28I've left it as long as I could, but you need to get to the Archers.
03:33Did you get any sleep last night?
03:35It's what happened with you and that city boy.
03:37Seems to be getting on well back at the club.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Yeah, we were, actually.
03:41Sorry?
03:42So?
03:43The state that you were in, I wasn't going to let you stumble back to Billy's by yourself, was I?
03:46You'd have probably ended up in Brighton.
03:48You're a good mate.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Yes, I am.
03:51Right.
03:52Work.
03:58Booze wasn't the only thing you were hitting last night, is it?
04:00Yeah, OK, Mum.
04:08Oh!
04:09I'll sort it.
04:10I promise.
04:13Jimmy's been given the all clear, so Lauren and Peter are going to bring him home.
04:17Can't we just enjoy some family time?
04:19Well, apart from the odd visiting hours, I don't suppose I'll have any family time left if your ex has got anything to do with it.
04:25And I promise you, Ian, I do not need any more bad news right now.
04:32Oh, fuck.
04:33We're not going up on supplies, are we?
04:34Oh, OK.
04:35No, she said I'd Freddy knew earlier, you know, showing me a guidebook he'd picked up.
04:37Almost made me wish I was going myself.
04:38I said I'm sorry.
04:39I couldn't do nothing about it.
04:40Not once Jean saw the advert.
04:41Anyway, it don't look like it's happening now.
04:42Nah, she's not in a good way.
04:43It's not just mine.
04:44It's all this stuff with Stacey and Lily and it's crucifying her.
04:47Anyway, I might be a bit of a loose then later on.
04:48Oh, what?
04:49And you thought why not cock meself a quickie?
04:50Oh, you know, Harvey, the one bright spot in all of this was that Jean and the family would
04:52come back sorted and that you would be able to get better.
04:54And you could do that.
04:55Just don't think I was going myself.
04:56I said I'm sorry.
04:57I couldn't do nothing about it.
04:58Not once Jean saw the advert.
04:59I don't look like it's happening now.
05:00Yeah, she's not in a good way.
05:01It's not just mine.
05:02It's all this stuff with Stacy and Lily and...
05:03It's crucifying her.
05:04Anyway, I might be a bit of a loose then later on.
05:07Oh, what?
05:08And you thought, why not cock meself a quickie?
05:10Nothing.
05:11You know, Harvey, the one bright spot in all of this
05:13was that Jean and the family would come back sorted
05:15and that you could end up doing what you promised.
05:18And that would be to end things with her
05:20so that me and you didn't have to go sneaking around like this.
05:23If this trip is off, it ain't going to be happening, is it?
05:26I can't lay any more grief on her shoulders,
05:28not while she's in this kind of state.
05:31Well, do you know what, Harvey?
05:32I can't carry on like this either.
05:34So please, will you get it sorted one way or another?
05:41Dad, you ready?
05:53We said we'd pick Lauren, Louie and Jimmy up at ten.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Wait till they see what I've picked up for them, Dad.
05:58Look at this.
06:00Hello.
06:02He'll love it.
06:03He will, won't he, Dad?
06:04Nice.
06:11Everything all right?
06:13Yeah, just a nuisance call.
06:15All right.
06:16Ready?
06:16Yeah, come on.
06:21All right.
06:22What's going on here?
06:23Harvey's got a little kitchen part.
06:25You've got to be a miracle worker.
06:26First out kitchen, next step, we're there.
06:30Ready, we've got it all planned out.
06:32All the sights, plenty of rest stops for the kids.
06:36Some of the beaches be fast, Stace.
06:38Knock the spots off Southend any day.
06:40My head hurts.
06:42Do you want something else?
06:43No, I might just go back upstairs.
06:45Well, just try it, Stace.
06:48Yeah?
06:50You know, seeing you down here after all this time, it's such a tonic.
06:56And it do you so much good, you know, getting away.
07:00Good for everyone.
07:06Lily's really set a heart on it, so...
07:10Yeah.
07:12Yeah, she said, er, it'd be like the old days.
07:15You and her, buckets and spades.
07:17You could help Charlie build her first sandcastle.
07:19She really said that?
07:20She reckons if you're not going home, we might as well call the whole thing off.
07:24How was it?
07:38You and Harry were out last night, yeah?
07:40Yeah.
07:41What's I got to do with you?
07:43What's happening?
07:45I've got to write to me what's going on with our son too, you know, Ted.
07:48I know what you said.
07:49About not spying on him, you mean?
07:52Yeah, I do remember that.
07:53It seems like you don't, though.
07:54I just want to make sure he's OK.
07:57Well, actually, he does seem a bit better.
07:58So if you want to go patch things up, maybe now is the time.
08:01Really?
08:01Mm.
08:02Because he didn't look too chipper heading to the arches just now.
08:06In fact, he looked a right old state.
08:08Well, it's like you said yourself.
08:09I mean, he went out last night.
08:11Tired of you on, did he?
08:12Yeah.
08:13Yeah, he's got a hangover.
08:15Didn't look like a hangover to me.
08:18Is he really OK?
08:19Because you're not doing him any favours by pretending if he ain't.
08:23Look, he...
08:26He does seem better.
08:30But...
08:31You're going to need something for the midges.
08:44Who said anything about midges?
08:46Well, there's always midges when you go camping.
08:48I used to get bitten all the time as a kid.
08:49Well, you probably stayed out so long after the sun went down.
08:54You wouldn't do that now, though, would you?
08:56I haven't said I'm coming yet.
08:58What do you mean you said you're not, neither?
09:06Oh, Phil!
09:07What's wrong with you?
09:09Couldn't get out of that cath quick enough earlier.
09:12I know all you did was grunt at me.
09:14No, actually, no, you didn't even do that.
09:16It's a low git that you know.
09:18What I do know is you've only just come out of the mental health unit.
09:20No, that was months ago.
09:21Two months.
09:23Look, if you are slipping back again, Phil, please, please don't shut me out.
09:27I ain't.
09:28Well, Sharon's obviously worried about you, too.
09:30Yeah, well, that's Sharon for you.
09:31Oh, what, so now you're shutting her out?
09:33All arts and flowers, Sharon, isn't she?
09:34Spreading the love.
09:35What?
09:36Yeah, she's good at that.
09:37What's that mean?
09:38I've got a crossword.
09:39No!
09:40No, you can answer my question first.
09:44Sharon told you, then.
09:45Like her.
09:48And soldier boy.
09:49Soldier boy?
09:51Well, Grant, what's he got to do with anything?
09:56No.
09:59No, no, that can't be right.
10:01It's like this might be getting sorted after all.
10:14Stacey's right on the edge of saying yes.
10:29And if she's coming, so will Jean.
10:31If they're both coming, there's no way Lily says no.
10:33So I'm just going to go and see Jean now.
10:35Just one last little nudge.
10:37Yeah.
10:39Listen, I know this is hot.
10:42I meant what I said.
10:44Yeah, I can't do it to her.
10:45Not until everyone's back on an even kill.
10:47And the man I want to be with wouldn't do that either.
10:51Because if he did, I wouldn't want to be with him.
10:54Well done, mate, you've just changed the fluids in the oil, yeah?
11:04So how much longer are you going to be there?
11:07Look, why not just come home?
11:09I'm sure we can sort things out really easily if you do.
11:12Took the words right out of my mouth.
11:14Why don't we all go for a drink, eh?
11:16Sure, Kojo can cope on his own for a bit.
11:19Or a coffee in the caff.
11:26We'll just go and sit in the gardens for a bit.
11:29Harry, we're worried about you.
11:32Sounds like we've got just calls.
11:35What does that mean?
11:37Oh, after the heavy night you had last night.
11:41Look, um, boys, can you just give us a minute, please?
11:44Right, nothing you've got to say, you say in front of them?
11:46No, not this we can't.
11:58This better be important, Harvey.
12:00I shouldn't have left the back van.
12:02Oh, Stacey wants to see you.
12:03Is everything all right?
12:07She's in the kitchen.
12:08She's in the kitchen.
12:16How lovely to see you out of that bedroom.
12:26What, um...
12:27What, Harvey sorted the van and that?
12:32I'm, uh...
12:33Oh, I'm going to come, Mum.
12:36I'll come with you.
12:37What?
12:38Oh, Lily, um...
12:39Can I have a word?
12:40That's what you want, isn't it?
12:42Well, if you'd come and ruin it for everyone.
12:44Right, what you said.
12:45It is what she wants.
12:46It is.
12:47Yeah, deep down.
12:49Lily, please.
12:50Don't please me.
12:51She's the one who checked out on us.
12:52Well, she's here now.
12:53Well, she just locks herself away to mope.
12:54I could hardly call it moping, Lily.
12:56What would you call it, then, Nan?
12:57She lost your dad.
12:58I did, too.
13:00Didn't I?
13:02But I kept going.
13:03We all did.
13:04Oh, for God's sake.
13:06When is this going to end?
13:08We're all struggling.
13:10Your Nan has spent almost every waking hour out on that Batvan trying to keep things going.
13:14As well as taking every cleaning job she can find to keep the money coming in.
13:17And when she ain't doing that, she's trying to hold her family together.
13:20It just wants to rip itself apart.
13:22Would it really be too much to ask that just for a day or so you stop knocking seven bells
13:27out of each other?
13:29Because I tell you what.
13:30We cannot go on like this.
13:33None of us can.
13:51Al?
13:52I'll start tomorrow.
13:55I'm made up.
13:56And Teddy will be, too.
13:57Because he still feels bad about the job he promised me going south.
14:01Still, if Paradise Park doesn't pay off, I might want to make up for it.
14:08It's all kind of making up for things.
14:10Just a couple of minutes.
14:10I've told you.
14:11It ain't Avani we need to be speaking to.
14:13It's our phones.
14:14Just a couple of minutes, please, mate.
14:17What?
14:17Listen, I'm sorry about walking in on you and Joel, but we do need to talk about it.
14:26What about?
14:28About you and Joel.
14:29What happened?
14:30There ain't no me and Joel.
14:32And you want to talk about it?
14:34What, you're some kind of pervert.
14:36What happened?
14:37Big Mouth, Big Mouth, Big Mouth, Big Mouth, Big Mouth.
15:07I still see him, you know?
15:13Out there on his stool.
15:16Chatting to Shrimpy and laughing with Winston.
15:24It's so weird, isn't it?
15:29How everything can...
15:32just be kind as it was and...
15:37everything's not as it was, though, is it?
15:41Me and you...
15:43we ain't.
15:52What Harvey said, he's right, you know?
15:55It's not fair on Nan.
15:58It's not fair on the kids either.
16:01What are we gonna do?
16:04Well...
16:06I mean, the bags are still packed.
16:11I'm up for it.
16:18Okay.
16:21In that case, me too.
16:23Hope!
16:24Arthur, get yourselves down here!
16:26And wake up Charlie too.
16:28The broads here we come!
16:29Oh, no you ain't.
16:30You have to phone in the kitchen, you've got a voice message from, um...
16:33from the holiday company.
16:34What does it say?
16:35Donate here was supposed to pick up the camper van two hours ago.
16:38A few things to sort, but...
16:39I've done that.
16:40Okay, well they put you down as a no-show.
16:41What's that mean?
16:42It means you've lost your slot.
16:44Say they're gonna give you a camper van to someone else, Harvey!
16:46Mmm...
16:48Sigh.
16:56Was that you?
16:57What?
16:58Someone told him about that rat.
16:59I thought we were mates.
17:00Have you got another one?
17:01What are you wearing?
17:02Yes, Ian.
17:03Ian?
17:04It's too bad.
17:05You said you were doing your hair.
17:06Right, squeeze up a little bit.
17:07Can you control your dad?
17:08No, look at me.
17:09Look at me.
17:10That's it.
17:11Lovely.
17:12Of course.
17:14Blue, right, go next to your brother.
17:15That's it.
17:16Nice and close.
17:17Hang on.
17:18Hang on.
17:19There you go.
17:20That feels right, doesn't it?
17:21What?
17:22Louie next to me?
17:23No, just us.
17:24Without mum.
17:25She, er...
17:26She said something.
17:27That's it.
17:28Squeeze in.
17:29Louie's on one.
17:30I'm not interested in anything she's got to say.
17:31What?
17:32Louie next to me?
17:33No.
17:34Just us.
17:35Without mum.
17:36She, er...
17:37She said something.
17:38That's it.
17:39Squeeze in.
17:40Louie's on one.
17:41She's got to say.
17:42Felt weird at first.
17:43I wouldn't have been a part of this, but...
17:45Well, I'll tell you what.
17:46Louie, you hold the bear now.
17:47Oh, here you go, darling.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Go on.
17:50Here you go.
17:51That's it.
17:52Drop it down a bit.
17:53Yeah?
17:54And how about now?
17:55No, it still does feel weird, but...
17:56Just...
17:57Everything she touches, she ruins, don't you?
17:58The last thing I want is her turning this bad, too.
18:01Oh, what if you do us a favour?
18:03Could you, er, take some pics, please?
18:04I want to be in one.
18:05There you go.
18:06Oh.
18:07Cheers, mate.
18:08Here we go.
18:09Everybody smiling?
18:10There you go.
18:11All right, ready?
18:12New beginnings.
18:13There you go.
18:14And can you do some, erm, long ways?
18:15What do I call it?
18:16Portrait.
18:17Yeah, thanks.
18:18Oh, yeah, that's better.
18:19All right.
18:20Got you all in.
18:21Smile.
18:22Oh, you look lovely.
18:23Yeah.
18:25Brilliant.
18:26That's, er...
18:27There you go.
18:28Congratulations.
18:30All right.
18:31Oh, yeah.
18:32Are you happy?
18:33Terrible.
18:34Good.
18:35You should.
18:36Harvey's been running around like a maniac trying to sort this for us.
18:41Okay, Freddie.
18:42He finally manages it.
18:44We can't even go.
18:45Mmm.
18:46He has been rather wonderful, hasn't he?
18:49Yeah.
18:50Well, to be honest, I don't see much thanks coming his way, but...
18:52I just wish, you know...
18:53What?
18:54You know, maybe when I'm old.
18:55Aye, aye, aye, aye, you.
18:56Lesser the old, yeah?
18:57Older.
18:58Okay.
18:59I just hope that I can find someone that loves me like he loves you.
19:02Oh!
19:03Lovely.
19:04Come on.
19:05What?
19:06I need all your help.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Where are we going?
19:09Right.
19:10Come on.
19:11What?
19:12I need all your help.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Where are we going?
19:15Right.
19:16Right.
19:17Ravali.
19:18Ravali.
19:19Look, I already told you I don't want to talk about this with you.
19:34I don't even want to think about it.
19:36So this is just between us, right?
19:38I thought it was between me and Job.
19:41You don't involve no-one else.
19:44Like your parents.
19:46I ain't involving no-one else in this, and that includes you.
20:00I thought this was as good as sorted.
20:02It was.
20:03Jean was on board, Lily, Stacey.
20:05Well, it is baby stepson, I know, but at least they're talking now.
20:09So?
20:10Well, there was a problem with the holiday company, because everything took so long we lost the van.
20:15So what's the bet?
20:16And in ten minutes' time, everything will have fallen apart again?
20:19That's Jane.
20:20She needs me back.
20:22Make that five.
20:24Go!
20:25He's coming!
20:26Go!
20:27Go!
20:28Go!
20:29Go!
20:30Come on!
20:31Come on!
20:32Come on!
20:33I saw this.
20:34What's it look like?
20:35Well, it looks like Christmas, but it's the middle of May.
20:37Yeah, the light in the way.
20:38To what?
20:39I'm coming, I'll show you.
20:40Come!
20:41They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!
20:42Hey!
20:43Hey!
20:44I know we can't actually go camping, but it doesn't stop us camping out.
20:59Yeah, in the warm.
21:00Oh, and out of the rain.
21:01And if it does rain, then we can just go inside.
21:02We haven't got to dodge no midges, neither.
21:03Yeah, Nan's idea, she's up with a tent and everything.
21:04And she's done the lights as well.
21:05Oh, and we've got sleeping bags.
21:07It's the least I could do after everything that you've done for us.
21:08And, Lily, what do you wish for?
21:09I hope so, too.
21:10Oh, Nan.
21:11I hope that one day, Lily finds someone who loves her as much as I love you.
21:14And there's something else.
21:15No, just give me a minute, yeah?
21:16Probably.
21:17No, because I've left someone in the cab, and I'll just get someone to cover.
21:20Harry, listen.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22Okay?
21:23I was well out of order, and I know you wouldn't have said nothing.
21:36The state I was in, a hundred people could have been lost.
21:41But it's all sort of fun.
21:43It's all right.
21:44Okay? I was well out of order.
21:47And I know you wouldn't have said nothing.
21:49In the state I was in, a hundred people could have seen me.
21:52It's just...
21:53They came to the Arches and wanted to talk.
21:56Can you believe that?
21:58Well, he is your dad.
21:59She's your mum. I mean, they were bound to try at some point, no?
22:02I know.
22:03I told myself, when they do, just stay calm.
22:07Be chill.
22:09All right.
22:10And I promised it was just the sort of job on a motor, but...
22:13There was this wrench.
22:15I kept looking at it.
22:17And for a minute, I was this close to just...
22:22lashing out with it.
22:26But you didn't.
22:29No.
22:30Then I lashed out at you.
22:33Not like that.
22:35In any way, that's what makes it more.
22:39Just get a drink, yeah?
22:41So I can say sorry properly.
22:43All right.
22:44I can't do this no more, neither.
22:48I can't do this no more, neither.
23:04I...
23:04I've got Lily treating me like I'm some kind of saint.
23:07I've got Jean thinking I'll walk on water and...
23:10The look on your face when you found out about this camping trip, I...
23:13I'm lying to everyone.
23:15And I'm going to end up hurting people I care about.
23:19So, what are you saying?
23:21It's not fair.
23:22It's not fair.
23:24Not on them, not on you, and I don't want to do this no more.
23:31I see.
23:32Well, I can't.
23:32Well, you know, it's good why it lasted, wasn't it?
23:39Good.
23:42Yeah, I feel the best thing that's ever happened to me.
23:45There's no way I'm letting you go.
23:46I'm going to go back in there, and I'm going to do what I should have done from the start of all this.
23:51What I said I'd do.
23:51I'm going to tell Jean the truth about you and me right now.
23:55And then you and me, we're going to be together.
23:59For good.
24:17What's that going on there, then, is there?
24:19You and Harry?
24:21No.
24:22All right.
24:22Don't bite me head off.
24:24It looked a bit intense earlier on in the minute, Mark.
24:26You two holding hands.
24:27Yeah, well, that won't what he looked like.
24:30I'm just...
24:31I'm worried.
24:32Because?
24:33Because he's getting into stuff.
24:35Stuff he shouldn't be.
24:37Oh.
24:38Especially the state he's in right now.
24:40Well, I never had you down as a babysitter.
24:41Yeah, it ain't that either.
24:45Only thing is, I did tell Teddy and Nicola.
24:49No, don't.
24:51It'd just come out.
24:52I was worried about him.
24:55Don't tell you, I know.
24:55It's really bad.
24:58Well, usually I'd say yes, but I can't really be an hypocrite on this one.
25:01What do you mean?
25:03If we're having it all out in the open...
25:05Yeah.
25:06...then I'm only really talking to you now because your dad's asked me to.
25:09Right?
25:10He's worried about your heart.
25:11He's asked me to check on your heart and report back to him.
25:13Yeah, okay.
25:17How'd you feel?
25:18Yes.
25:19Yeah, so imagine how Harry would feel if he finds out.
25:21Okay, okay.
25:22Point taken.
25:31Harvey!
25:32Just a minute, mate.
25:32No, Freddie, mate.
25:33I've got to speak to Jane now.
25:34Oh, no.
25:34Lil's upstairs looking after Charlie and Alfie's called Cat.
25:37She ain't answered yet, so no.
25:38It's just me and you.
25:38No, mate.
25:39I'm sorry, but this ain't gonna wait.
25:40Okay.
25:41Come on.
25:41Are you all right?
25:45Yeah, mate.
25:45Oh, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.
25:48Well, you can't go camping without a Barbie.
25:51That's very nice, but...
25:53I'm a lucky girl, Harvey.
25:54I'm lucky to have you and I don't tell you often enough
25:57and I know I give you a hard time sometimes,
25:59but honestly, there isn't a single day goes by
26:02when I don't look at you and thank my lucky stars.
26:05Yay!
26:07That's lovely, Jane, it really is.
26:09But that's just words, isn't it?
26:11Do you think we could go around somewhere in private?
26:12I want to do something.
26:13Just for a minute or so.
26:15Harvey Munro.
26:19Will you marry me?
26:20I want to wear this, pig pee and I know it.
26:30It's a baby.
26:32Love you and I love you and I don't know.
26:33I love you.
26:34The baby in his life is a casual.
26:35Perfect.
26:35I love you and I love you and I love you.
26:37Tune in a go out.
26:38Boop.
26:38What?
26:39Unbelievable.
26:39Good morning.
26:39Bye!
26:39Bye.
26:41Bye.
26:42Wow.
26:43Bye.
26:43Bye.
26:43Bye.
26:44Bye.
26:45Bye.
26:46Bye.
26:46Bye.
26:47Bye.
26:47Bye.
26:47Bye.
26:48Bye.
26:49Bye.
26:49Bye.