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00:00We can make it work!
00:05I fell off you!
00:14Hey, hey.
00:18I think I blacked out.
00:20Did everyone see that?
00:23No!
00:24Yeah!
00:30Why?
00:32Why does this keep happening to me?
00:34Did you go full on Lisa or did you ease them into it?
00:39Define full on Lisa.
00:43I love you.
00:47Well, aren't you gonna say it back?
00:50In what world did you think that saying I love you on the first date was a good idea?
01:01Are you insane?
01:08I'm sorry, I'm not perfect like you.
01:11Okay, I am not perfect.
01:20Okay, okay, but I still don't have a boyfriend.
01:32You could have one in five seconds if you wanted to.
01:36Excuse me, sorry to bother you guys.
01:39I don't want to be that guy at the gym, but I just gotta say, you're BEA beautiful.
01:45And I was wondering if I could have your number?
01:47I'm flattered, but I recently got out of something, so...
01:52Sorry.
01:56Just getting out of something?
01:59Dee, babes, that was three years ago.
02:05Oh, he's still checking you out! Look!
02:08Look!
02:15Look, I know you got hurt, but when are you gonna let yourself move on?
02:21Looks like my little sis is beating me to the altar.
02:25I'm so happy for you, sis.
02:26I'm so happy for you, sis.
02:33You can't see the bride before the wedding!
02:36Dina.
02:38We need to talk.
02:39I mean, you have it made!
02:56Look at you!
02:58You got all this.
03:01Like, if I had your body, I could get any guy I want.
03:04But here you are squandering a blessing of a body.
03:08Yeah, but it's not about looks.
03:11If I said and did the things that you did, I'd get ghosted left and right.
03:14Please!
03:15You couldn't get a guy to break up with you if you broke every rule in the dating handbook!
03:22Dina!
03:23Haven't you been saying you want to try out some new content ideas?
03:27Yes!
03:28This could be a fun video!
03:30Instead of doing your normal hair and makeup tutorials, you could do a dating tutorial.
03:35So what? I'm just supposed to find a guy and have him dump me?
03:39What is this? How to lose a guy in ten days?
03:42Ten days is perfect!
03:43I'm so excited!
03:46Excuse me!
03:47Are you ladies going to actually work out or just keep blocking my shot?
03:51Oh, we're planning to go!
03:53We're done!
03:54We're so sorry to have interfered!
03:55We're going to go down!
04:03Brains checked in.
04:09This looks like drugs.
04:12Hey, what are you doing?
04:14I haven't paid my gym membership yet.
04:17Money's been tight.
04:18It's been called honesty.
04:19Ever thought about it?
04:20No, I'm a stand-up guy.
04:21I thought you could use a shower, you dirty cheater.
04:32What'd you do to her?
04:34It's real nice of you to assume that I'd do anything.
04:37How are you doing?
04:39Aren't you on a date right now?
04:41What?
04:42Over there?
04:45Just casual.
04:47I saw you over here and thought, I settled.
04:49Why settle?
04:50Oh my God.
04:52Oh.
04:54Why settle?
04:56Better to break hearts than getting your heart broken.
04:58Am I right?
04:59Come on.
05:01Ladies man over here.
05:02Telling to this guy.
05:03Yeah.
05:11Are you ready?
05:13Alright.
05:14Three, two, one.
05:16Allie Smith.
05:18Oh.
05:20Will you marry me?
05:25Aaron, I can't.
05:35Again?
05:37Quick question.
05:39What up?
05:40Why are you pulling all these girls when you're low-key broke?
05:42Like you're just asking for a homie.
05:44For real?
05:45Man, I could have any girl pulling head over heels for me if I wanted them to.
05:49Not any girl.
05:51Wanna bet?
05:53Watch and learn, boys.
06:08Oh.
06:22I mean, I'll do that.
06:24Forty-five.
06:27Hey.
06:29Really?
06:31It's just what I do.
06:33Dina, if your views continue to trend down, how do you expect me to justify representing you when there won't be a single brand who will want to sponsor you?
06:45Well, I do have one idea.
06:48So who did he do after that?
06:50Let me get this out of your way.
06:53You're such a sweetheart.
06:55And so handsome, too.
06:58If only I was fifty years younger.
07:00Indeed.
07:02Well, I'll see you beautiful ladies next time.
07:09Aaron.
07:11Can I talk to you for a second?
07:13Yeah, yeah, what's up?
07:15Look, I hate to do this, but business has been really slow lately.
07:22I'm gonna have to let you go.
07:24Whoa, whoa, wait.
07:26My mom counts on me for the bills.
07:27I need to bring in at least a grand this month.
07:29I can't lose this job.
07:30I know, kid.
07:31Believe me, I wish I could keep you.
07:35Tips you pulled in from the ladies?
07:38Impressive.
07:41Is there really no other way?
07:48Still firing?
07:49Wait.
07:50All right, guys.
07:51Here's the plan.
07:52Some of my friends here seem to think that all guys care about is looks.
07:55But I'm here to prove them wrong.
07:57The challenge?
07:58I have ten days to break every role in the dating handbook.
08:01And if I fail, which I highly doubt, then I'll publicly admit to everyone that I was wrong and they were right.
08:08Bye!
08:09And what happens if you actually fall in love?
08:10Plains like that's ever gonna happen.
08:11I'm never letting myself do that again.
08:12So, Char and I get to pick the new lover boy, right?
08:14I'm here to prove them wrong.
08:16I'm here to prove them wrong.
08:18The challenge?
08:19I have ten days to break every role in the dating handbook.
08:20And if I fail, which I highly doubt, then I'll publicly admit to everyone that I was wrong and they were right.
08:24Bye!
08:26And what happens if you actually fall in love?
08:29Plains like that's ever gonna happen.
08:32I'm never letting myself do that again.
08:36So, Char and I get to pick the new lover boy, right?
08:40Right, here's the deal.
08:41We'll throw you a grant if you can get any girl we choose to say I love you in ten days.
08:47Are you serious?
08:49This is gonna be the easiest grant I'll ever make.
08:55What?
09:00Yo, you good?
09:02Yeah, I just thought I saw my ex.
09:07What, you're getting soft on us now?
09:09No.
09:11I'm just never doing that again.
09:13So, who's the lucky girl gonna be?
09:25Okay, step one.
09:31Confidence.
09:32The key is to make her think I've got it together without even trying.
09:37Cool.
09:38Collected.
09:40Irresistible.
09:42But looks are just the bait.
09:44Next.
09:46Charm.
09:47Blaster.
09:48Whip.
09:49Confidence.
09:50I'll make sure he can't stop thinking about me.
09:54The trick is to show interest.
09:56But not too much.
09:57Keep her guessing.
09:58Confidence.
09:59Mystery.
10:00A little humor.
10:02Game over.
10:05I'll start with light banter.
10:07Keep the conversation playful.
10:10Compliment her.
10:11But don't overdo it.
10:12Just enough to make her feel special.
10:14Um, you know, you kind of got that laugh.
10:20Like, you're already in on the joke?
10:22It's kind of perfect.
10:24Always keep him engaged.
10:26Ask questions that make him feel like the star of the show.
10:31So, what's your dream?
10:33You look like the kind of guy who goes for what he wants.
10:37Keep her intrigued.
10:39Try just enough about yourself to make her curious.
10:42You know, I've got a long list of things I want to accomplish for my younger self.
10:47You're actually the first person I've ever told that to.
10:55End the night on a high note.
10:58Leave him wanting more.
11:00Thanks for today.
11:02It was more fun than I anticipated.
11:05Give her a reason to think about me after I'm gone.
11:09Alright, alright, alright.
11:10Alright, alright.
11:13I end it, please.
11:17Okay.
11:18So, step one.
11:19Complete.
11:20He's hooked.
11:21Let me show you.
11:23Look at this.
11:25He's already texting me first.
11:28Using emojis.
11:30And he said, can't stop thinking about you.
11:32Now, it's time for phase two.
11:34I'm putting all the top ics to the test.
11:39Ones that will make guys run for the fences.
11:43Dina, it sounds like you're playing games.
11:49You shouldn't do that with people's hearts.
11:51I'm just trying to get my numbers up before I get dropped by my agent.
12:01Someone's gonna get hurt.
12:03Why would you want to put someone through that after what you went through?
12:05After what you went through.
12:22Ate, what do you want?
12:23I just came here to bring you these.
12:27Invites to my wedding.
12:29But I'll just leave them here.
12:36You have to close old chapters in order to start new ones, sis.
12:39First deck on the list.
12:54Invade his personal space.
13:00Let's see how he handles that.
13:02Why?
13:04Yo, I'm telling you.
13:05She's falling for me.
13:07Dude, you're delusional.
13:08Not a chance, bro.
13:09Okay.
13:10From the way that she laughs at all my jokes.
13:12The way that she looks at me.
13:15It's in the back.
13:17Mm-hmm.
13:18Right.
13:19Let's just hope that you're not the one falling.
13:21Nah.
13:27Everything okay?
13:29Yeah.
13:30It will be.
13:32After I win this $1,000.
13:34What's that?
13:35Is that coming from your apartment?
13:47Y'all love what you've done with the place.
13:49I didn't know you were such a Greta Gerwig fan.
13:51I was listening to that.
13:52Dino.
13:53What's going on?
13:54I thought I'd re-decorate.
13:55You don't mind, right?
13:56Eno!
13:57Ah!
13:58I was listening to that.
13:59Dino.
14:00What's going on?
14:01I thought I'd re-decorate.
14:04You don't mind, right?
14:06Eno gebells.
14:10What's wrong?
14:12You don't like it?
14:14Like?
14:15Like it?
14:20I...
14:21I love it!
14:23It's amazing!
14:24Oh!
14:25Thank you so much!
14:27Great!
14:28I'm gonna go decorate the kitchen now, okay?
14:30Yeah.
14:33Rock.
14:35On that note?
14:36No, no, guys.
14:37I'm just gonna leave you into it.
14:48Cora?
14:51What's wrong?
14:55Whoa.
14:57What happened?
14:58Hey, my teddy bear!
14:59You ain't getting this!
15:04We'll fix him up, okay?
15:05I promise.
15:08But maybe a big hug would help first!
15:13Yeah, he can't hear us anymore.
15:14He's probably very sad.
15:19I'm sorry.
15:21What'd you name it again?
15:23I think I don't want you to...
15:24Whoa!
15:25Whoa!
15:26Hey!
15:27Hey!
15:28Why?
15:29Why?
15:31Baby, I wanna watch a rom-com.
15:34Okay, yeah, but I'm gaming with my bros.
15:37Yeah, but don't you think that I'm more important than your little video games and hanging out with your bros?
15:49Yeah, of course, babe. I'll, um, get the popcorn.
15:56What are you doing?
15:57Big surprise.
15:58Leaving without an explanation.
15:59You know, you told your date that I was always leaving.
16:00I'm sorry for all the tears!
16:02Crush your dreams.
16:03I mean, with all the horrible scorching through me!
16:05Can you blame me?
16:06No, it was a really good movie.
16:07Oh my gosh, don't you just smell love?
16:08You'll be happy to know that I didn't mean you last morning.
16:09I'm sorry for all the tears.
16:10I'm sorry for all the tears.
16:11I'm sorry for all the tears.
16:12I'm sorry for all the tears.
16:13I'm sorry for all the tears.
16:14Crush your dreams.
16:15Crush your dreams.
16:16I mean, with all the horrible scorching through me!
16:18Can you blame me?
16:19No, it was a really good movie.
16:20Oh my gosh, don't you just smell love?
16:21You'll be happy to know that I didn't mean you last morning.
16:22I do.
16:23I really do.
16:24Huh?
16:25Is there anything else that you love?
16:26All right, all right, all right.
16:31Hand to please.
16:32Do you just love love?
16:37I do.
16:39I really do.
16:42Huh?
16:44Is there anything else that you love?
16:48All right, all right, all right.
16:51I hand it, please.
16:54But maybe a big hug would help first.
16:57I love spending time with you.
17:02Gotta go.
17:04Come on.
17:19Girl, I don't know.
17:20I've done everything I could to redecorate his place
17:24and turn it into a pink haven, but honestly, at this point,
17:27I don't even think it's enough.
17:29Looks like Lisa was right.
17:31Not so fast.
17:32I still have one ick left on my list,
17:34and this next one has to work.
17:39I'll be right there.
17:44Dina!
17:45Hey, pumpkin bells.
17:47Just wanna drop off a little something for ya.
17:49Yeah.
17:52I know we just met a couple of days ago,
17:54but I figured we'd get ahead on a little family planning stuff.
17:58Cause I want a big family.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That sounds...
18:04That sounds great!
18:06What are you thinking?
18:07Two or three kids?
18:09Um...
18:11We're like...
18:1210?
18:1310.
18:14Mm-hmm.
18:17Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:19Okay.
18:20That way, you can practice.
18:25Did it just look at me?
18:27Are you cooking?
18:28Yeah, yeah, um...
18:31Nothing special.
18:33Just making some stuff from this diner that I used to work at.
18:38You know, you gotta do what you gotta do.
18:40So, our dad, he's non-existent,
18:43and our mom's working all the time,
18:44so I gotta take care of the little sis.
18:47And he's the best chef ever.
18:50Can we go to the arcade?
18:51I...
18:57think that's a great idea.
18:59My treat?
19:00Yay!
19:02Just make sure you finish your food first.
19:07Oh, they're attacking me on purpose.
19:08No, no, no, no, no, no!
19:10Yes!
19:11I win again.
19:12You're so bad at these areas.
19:14Here, I bought you more tokens.
19:16We can't believe until you've played every single game here.
19:19Yay!
19:21Cora's obsessed with you now.
19:26Let's play?
19:28Let's do it.
19:31Hey, give it back!
19:32Why? So you can play video games by yourself?
19:36You're so lame!
19:38Yeah, it's not like you have any friends.
19:40Yeah.
19:41That's funny,
19:42because Cora happens to be my best friend.
19:46Cora is the coolest person I know,
19:49because she's the nicest.
19:50You know what's uncool?
19:53Being a bully.
19:55So, could you guys just please give her tokens back?
20:03Fine.
20:11Thank you for that.
20:13It's nothing.
20:15It's going well,
20:16but I feel bad.
20:19He's actually sweet.
20:22Like, you should have seen how he is with his sister.
20:24You could tell he's gonna be a good dad someday.
20:27Sounds like someone's falling in love.
20:28Oh, no.
20:29No.
20:30It's all for the video.
20:34Don't forget.
20:35Clock's ticking.
20:37Tomorrow's day 10.
20:39Trust me.
20:40After what I'm about to pull at this party,
20:42there's no way he's not gonna kick me to the curb.
20:45Perfect.
20:54Oh, no.
20:55I'm okay.
20:56You're fine.
20:58Well, here we are.
20:59I'm so glad you agreed to twin with me.
21:02You look so cute.
21:03Mm-hmm.
21:04But actually, my purse is heavy.
21:06Can you hold it for me?
21:07Yeah.
21:08No.
21:09You would go fast.
21:24Oh, we're so cute.
21:26Mm-hmm.
21:30So you're not dead.
21:33I thought you might be.
21:35Since you ghosted me, jerk.
21:41I didn't know you had so many girlfriends.
21:45Just one.
21:46And I never dated since.
21:57At least not seriously.
21:59What about you?
22:09Same here.
22:10I guess it's hard to give someone control
22:14to hurt you all over again.
22:20I'm not here to hurt you, Dina.
22:26Hey, I like the new threats, my boy.
22:28Hey, Toby, look at him.
22:29No, I loved you on Zoolander, my guy.
22:31Glad you made it, guys.
22:35Come on, what's going on?
22:36So, when are you going to pull the trigger
22:38on your big plan?
22:41Right.
22:42You know you don't have to do this
22:43if you don't want to.
22:45Well, well.
22:46Looks like you got her right where you want her.
22:49You might win the bet.
22:52Ah.
22:54What's going on?
22:55You're not having second thoughts, are you?
22:57Actually.
22:58That's right.
22:59Yeah.
23:10Hey, stranger.
23:13It's been a while.
23:16Shirley, Shirley.
23:17I don't know what to do.
23:19I've done four out of the top five eggs
23:22and nothing's working.
23:24Well, here's your chance to do number five.
23:27Be overly jealous.
23:29No, no, actually, I met a really special girl.
23:35She's been, like, super sweet to my sister
23:37and, yeah, she was a pretty pretty smile.
23:41I can't believe you were already flirting
23:43with another woman when you came here with me.
23:51Dina, right?
23:53Aaron was actually talking about you the whole time.
23:56Low-key annoying, but he definitely wasn't flirting.
24:10Occupied.
24:12Dude, that girl Dina is a piece of work.
24:15Oh, my God.
24:16Yo, she's a bag of cats, bro.
24:17Oh, my goodness.
24:26But, I mean, honestly, I haven't seen him
24:28look at a girl like that since,
24:30well, I mean, you know who.
24:31Well, too bad he's flingable.
24:33Don't worry.
24:34But, man, there's no way he's gonna win the bet now.
24:36Did you see the one who pushed the person to his face?
24:43Lose a guy in ten days.
24:48I'm putting all the top eggs to the test.
24:50Ones that'll make guys run for the fences.
24:53Run.
24:54I mean, even if she doesn't say
24:59I love you by midnight,
25:00I kind of just want to go ahead and give him
25:02a thousand dollars.
25:03I mean, that's what he's doing all this for.
25:04Because he's broke.
25:05He needs the money.
25:06Great job.
25:28Found your computer?
25:30You played me.
25:32I was just a part of your little game.
25:34Says the guy who tried to make me fall for him
25:37for some payout.
25:39I have a sister to take care of.
25:42Not like you'd understand, Miss Influencer.
25:44You know, you're just another one of those girls
25:47that's too good for anybody.
25:49That's why you're not in a relationship.
25:51That's not true.
25:53You want to know the actual reason
25:56why I don't date?
25:58Yes, please.
25:59Lay it on me.
26:00Let me tell you.
26:02The only person I ever dated was Danny.
26:06We were high school sweethearts.
26:08I was the head cheerleader.
26:10He was the quarterback.
26:11I always thought I was going to marry him.
26:14And I almost did.
26:16Five years into our relationship
26:19until he called off the wedding
26:21while I was already in my wedding dress.
26:24Turns out he wanted to see what else was out there
26:27since he only ever dated me.
26:31So you see,
26:33I'm not some shallow influencer.
26:36But what's your excuse
26:38for being a heartless player?
26:40Hey, I have a heart too.
26:43It just so happened to have been broken.
26:46Ally was the first person I ever let in.
26:50It was hard for me to be vulnerable.
26:52But she made me feel
26:54at home,
26:55safe.
26:56I knew from our very first date
26:58that I was going to propose to that girl one day.
27:00But when I did,
27:02she said no
27:04and walked out of my life forever.
27:07So,
27:10I made sure to never let anyone in.
27:14But until now.
27:16Please,
27:17I'm not falling for your game today.
27:20No, no, no, no.
27:21This isn't a game.
27:23I'm telling the truth.
27:26At least one of us is.
27:30Okay,
27:31I'll admit it that
27:32this all started out
27:33in a moment.
27:34Okay,
27:34I'll admit it that
27:36this all started out as a ploy
27:38to just get my numbers up.
27:40Because my agent threatened to drop me.
27:43But I didn't expect that.
27:50I would fall for you.
27:56And I'm sorry.
28:00I'm sorry too.
28:02My friends,
28:04they made this bet because
28:06I needed the money.
28:08I lost my job
28:09and I have to support my family.
28:11But I didn't think.
28:18I actually fell for you too.
28:20So like,
28:32this is not how I expected to find love.
28:35But hey,
28:36it happened.
28:37I did everything wrong.
28:39But the right guy still saw through it
28:41and saw me.
28:42Most importantly,
28:44I learned that we must close all chapters.
28:46Just start new ones.
28:48In love.
28:55And to celebrate my most viewed video yet,
28:59I have a gift.
29:03For Cora.
29:04And it's not baby books or anything.
29:11Yes.
29:14You're welcome.
29:19You're amazing.
29:21I love you.
29:22I love you too.
29:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:35Hey, I mean it.
29:38No games.
29:39I promise.
29:41We were always going to send it.
29:42We just
29:43had to hear it saying in person.
29:48Yeah, I promise.