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00:00This is Camp Lance.
00:02It has the worst imaginable punishments,
00:05the strictest guards, and even creepy doctors.
00:09What happens when a group of troublesome misfits
00:12band together to overthrow this evil school?
00:16You're about to find out.
00:17And as always, the ending will
00:22Shock you.
00:24Danny, you're really in for it this time.
00:27Yeah.
00:28In for a huge laugh.
00:30I don't know.
00:31I mean, this is the kind of stuff
00:32that got my sister sent to bad kid camp.
00:34Please, your sister wishes that she could pull breaks like me.
00:39Maybe ready to record?
00:40It's already so heavy, I guess.
00:41OK, you get this?
00:42Yeah, it's good.
00:48Come on, little guy.
00:50Up they go.
00:52Wall on Earth is making all that noise.
00:58Danny!
00:59Hey, we should probably get at it.
01:01Hey, we should get.
01:02Did you know I have a poultry allergy?
01:06Or is that just a cruel coincidence?
01:08Yeah, well, I guess I lucked out on that one.
01:10Or I guess you could say I clucked out.
01:12Oh, come on.
01:16I was just having some fun.
01:18You can't take a joke?
01:19What you can take is another detention.
01:23I believe this will be your 25th of the year.
01:29Do you need a pen?
01:30Yeah, I got you.
01:38That's it!
01:39You're suspended for a week?
01:44I can't believe you.
01:45You're not responsible at all.
01:47You do no chores.
01:49You're practically flunking school.
01:52And then, look at this room.
01:54What do you have to say for yourself?
02:00I know, Mom.
02:02And I've learned my lesson.
02:04From here on out, I'm gonna do what's right.
02:07Are you being sincere?
02:09Well, I hope so.
02:12Because if you lie and deceive others,
02:15they may not believe you when you tell the truth.
02:22I love you.
02:24Oh, boys, I am back and I'm on vacation.
02:36I don't know, George.
02:38I've tried everything.
02:39But Danny just won't listen.
02:40Carla, you've done all the right things.
02:42But maybe it's bigger than us.
02:46I've been looking into something.
02:49Camp Lyons.
02:52It's a rehabilitation center for Trouble U.
02:55Like a boot camp?
02:58Well, that's a blunt way to describe it.
03:00But they have a 100% success rate at fixing kids.
03:04Wait, what do they mean by fixing?
03:07Here at Camp Lyons, our etiquette indoctrination techniques
03:12have effectively eliminated recidivism for juvenile delinquency.
03:16In layman's terms, we teach kids to follow the rules.
03:20Okay.
03:21After all, compliance is right in our name.
03:25Well, some of the toughest cases have come through our doors,
03:30but in no time.
03:32Josh, come over here, please.
03:34Hi there.
03:36Nice to see you.
03:38Nice to see you.
03:40Three weeks ago, Josh was breaking into cars.
03:43Complete behavioral reversal.
03:46Aw.
03:47Thank you, Josh.
03:48Follow me.
03:56Right this way.
03:57Please, take a seat.
03:58Okay.
03:59Would you like coffee or anything?
04:01No, please don't make me go.
04:02I don't want to go.
04:03Please.
04:04Well, she's one of our more problematic cases.
04:07But even with her bad temper, she's making remarkable improvement.
04:11In fact, we anticipate that she'll have a complete abatement
04:17of her delinquent tenancies within the month.
04:19Mm-hmm.
04:20So, here is a breakdown of the costs for you,
04:23and please do keep in mind that it's all inclusive.
04:26For this price, it better be.
04:30I assure you, this investment will pay dividends for your son
04:33for the rest of his life.
04:35And if, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied with the outcome,
04:40we will refund your money.
04:42Okay.
04:43Reforms.
04:44What?
04:45We're a little while.
04:46Danny!
04:47What are you doing?
04:48Enjoying my little vacation from school.
04:49Come on.
04:50This flamingo's got your name written all over it.
04:51What?
04:52Oh, yeah, it's cozy.
04:53Yeah, it's cozy.
04:54Yeah, it's cozy.
04:55Yeah, it's cozy.
04:56Yeah, it's cozy.
04:57Yeah, it's cozy.
04:58I'm sorry, Daniel.
05:00But this is for your own good.
05:04Hey, what are you doing?
05:05Hey, shut up!
05:06Let me tell you to come over with them!
05:07What are you doing?
05:08Hey!
05:09Shut up!
05:10Hey!
05:11Let me tell you to come over them!
05:12Can you help me?
05:13Hey!
05:14What are you doing?
05:15Hey!
05:16Mom!
05:17Dad!
05:18Mom, Dad, help me!
05:19Hey!
05:20Hey!
05:21Hey!
05:22Hey!
05:23Hey!
05:24Hey!
05:25Hey!
05:26Hey!
05:27Hey!
05:28Hey!
05:29Oh!
05:30Hey!
05:31Hey!
05:32Hey, where's my phone, where's my phone?
05:42Hey, I need to call my parents.
05:43You don't need your phone anymore, or your parents.
05:47Welcome to Camp Lyons.
05:49Camp Lyons, hey, hey, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, where you going?
05:53Hey, hey, you gotta let me out of here!
05:56Hey!
06:02George, do you think we made the right decision?
06:10Look, I know it's hard, but you heard what Mr. Thornfield said.
06:18It's good for Daniel.
06:22He's in good hands.
06:32Where are we? What is this place?
06:36We don't want to get in trouble.
06:37We're in a kid's camp.
06:39A camp for bad kids.
06:41This is crazy.
06:42I mean, this is like a nightmare.
06:45Nah, this is just morning lineup.
06:48The real nightmare's behind that door.
06:51Oh, now that's a real haunted house.
06:54Looks like someone ain't learned the rules yet.
06:57No talking!
06:59Looks like you two just earned yourself some cleaning duties.
07:02Great.
07:08Dude, this is the worst camp ever.
07:11Now we gotta get out of here.
07:13There's no way out.
07:14And if you try and escape or break any rules,
07:17it'll only get worse.
07:23They'll wish they never met me.
07:25It's gross.
07:35Dude!
07:36You don't know what's gonna happen if you can't do it.
07:38It's coming up right now.
07:41You don't you?
07:55You don't.
07:55It's me.
07:56do you have anything you want to say yeah cut that out you've got spirit son i'll give you
08:26that but we will not accept disobedience of any kind you send yourself up for a letdown doc oh i
08:34don't think so we're doing incredible work here using the latest experimental technology aimed
08:39at curbing delinquent behavior experimental yes yeah i want to go home i'm calling my mom
08:48that is the only phone at our facility and i am the only one allowed to use it
08:57that's strike one for you what happens to strike three i am sure you don't want to know
09:04but i have a feeling you will find out
09:08i think you hear your sister she's coming finally i thought she'd never get back
09:19ava
09:24what's wrong with you
09:28uh they call this stew more like ew keep your mouth shut and eat your food
09:37easy for him to say
09:48let go of me i can't do anything
09:51aren't you trying to pick another lock that's strike three which means
09:56no don't let me go to that room it means you're irredeemable so we have no choice
10:01please don't do it please no
10:03what's in that room nobody knows but when they come out it's like they're a completely different person
10:09we gotta get to the bottom of this
10:12you in
10:14i keep getting the voicemail you would think a camp like that would have someone answering the phones
10:30maybe we should just head down there and see how danny's doing
10:34don't worry he's fine
10:36how do you know
10:38and
10:44says here he's having a great time and he's making some real good progress too
10:50what's that suck
11:08baking soda and vinegar i swiped them from the cafeteria
11:12there are keys to get the guard's keys
11:16watch the master i want
11:19whoa what the what the heck what's what's going on here
11:33what's all this
11:34i don't know i'm just a janitor you tell me
11:36what's
11:44it's crazy
11:46get this cleaned up right now
11:48don't tell anybody else about our
11:51whatever it is
11:53all right you're the boss
11:55oh
12:18I thought this room was going to be scary.
12:42It's just a bunch of filing cabinets.
12:46My school's library is scarier than this.
12:48It's just a waste of time.
13:04Wait, dude, hold up. There's a file on me.
13:12Wait a minute. I didn't take any of these photos.
13:15They're all fake.
13:18That's probably why my parents haven't checked up on me.
13:20The camp's been lying to them.
13:22Those aren't the only crazy photos, bro.
13:28Metamorphosis is complete after initial treatment.
13:31Metamorphosis?
13:32Holy crap, dude, they're brainwashing kids.
13:38What was that?
13:39What was that?
13:46It's coming from behind there.
13:47All right. I think one more surge ought to do it.
14:02No more, please.
14:03Now, how do you feel?
14:04I feel wonderful, doctor. Thank you for asking.
14:05Another successful transformation.
14:06Did you hear something?
14:07I'd better check.
14:08Yes.
14:09Go, go, go, go, go.
14:10Surge ought to do it. No more, please. Now, how do you feel? I feel wonderful, doctor. Thank you for asking. Another successful transformation. Did you hear something? I'd better check. Yes.
14:40Oh, my God.
15:10We've got to tell our parents. Oh, come on. Somebody's got to stop this. No way. That somebody ain't going to be me. I'll come out that room and turn into a freaking zombie. You want to risk it and knock yourself out? I'm going back to myself before I can go ahead.
15:27Right now, I can't tell who's responsible for my misplaced keys, but maybe after another manual labor, the corporate will fess up.
15:35Hello, sir. May I be of assistance? You see? This is a model of good behavior.
15:46Hey, you, uh, you okay?
15:55I'm fantastic. Thank you for asking.
15:58You don't remember what happened last night?
16:00No, I don't.
16:02Yeah, that's because they're messing with your mind. Okay, they're experimenting on you.
16:09We're not supposed to be talking right now.
16:11Come on, they're brainwashing you. Don't you remember anything?
16:15The USA about no talking, the strike two, you're coming with me.
16:22Come on, man.
16:22Dr. Thornfield will be with you shortly.
16:29Also, we have no choice.
16:31Please, don't do it. Please, no.
16:39Holy crap, dude, they're brainwashing kids.
16:43No more. No more. Please, no more.
16:46What happens in strike three?
16:52I am sure you don't want to know.
16:56But I have a feeling you will find out.
17:10Hello?
17:11Mom, it's me.
17:12I need you to get me out of this camp right now.
17:14What?
17:15We just received a letter saying that everything was going great, and you...
17:19You know, it's all lies.
17:20Okay, this camp is evil.
17:22They're bringing us some kids.
17:23I saw it myself.
17:24Now, Daniel.
17:26That's not true.
17:27And you know it.
17:29We've seen pictures.
17:31For heaven's sake.
17:32They're fake.
17:33Okay, it's all one big lie.
17:35You know what?
17:35It sounds like to me that you're the one that's lying.
17:38I trust that they'll be working with you on your honesty.
17:41You know, just...
17:42You better just do what they say.
17:44But, but, but, but, but, Mom, I...
17:46Goodbye, Daniel.
17:47No, no, no, no!
17:48Oh!
17:53Because if you lie and deceive others, they may not believe you when you tell the truth.
18:02And that's strike three.
18:04You know, it's all lies.
18:08Okay, this camp is evil.
18:09They're bringing us some kids.
18:10I saw it myself.
18:12Hey!
18:13Well, look who's here.
18:14Hi, Gil.
18:16How are things?
18:17Wonderful.
18:18Yeah, Ava and I, we were just looking for ingredients to bake a cake because we're celebrating her returning from camp.
18:24Oh, wow.
18:25She's back already.
18:26We just sent Danny there.
18:28Oh, you've done the right thing.
18:30Yeah.
18:30Yeah, Ava, she's come back a completely different person.
18:33The transformation is so huge, I'm considering sending Sophie there.
18:37Really?
18:38Oh, wow.
18:39Speak of the devil, or should I say angel?
18:43Hi, Ava.
18:45How are you?
18:47I'm wonderful.
18:49Thank you for asking.
18:51Isn't it a lovely day for some cake?
18:54I mean...
18:55Isn't it incredible?
18:58She used to be such a problem child, and now she is so sweet and polite.
19:02It's like they brainwashed her or something.
19:05This is evil.
19:06The brainwashing kids.
19:07I saw it myself.
19:08No, no, no.
19:09No, no, no.
19:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:10I don't want to be brainwashed.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Such an ugly term for our innovative method.
19:18A juvenile delinquency is a disease.
19:21My machine is the cure.
19:22One that will make me a lot of money.
19:26Just a few more test cases to complete
19:28before we begin to branch out across the country and then the world.
19:32Don't worry, you won't remember anything.
19:35You will remain in a peaceful and obedient state
19:39for as long as this machine is running.
19:40What are they doing here?
19:46Mom! Mom, Dad! I'm in here! I'm in here!
19:50No, you don't understand.
19:52We demand to see our son right now.
19:55We're his parents, not to mention paying customers.
19:59I need to finish the experiment.
20:00Do not let them in until I tell you.
20:03Dr. Thornfield just notified me that Danny
20:05is in the middle of a very important therapy session.
20:07But when he's done, you guys can see him if you like.
20:11So please, have a seat.
20:12Okay.
20:13But as soon as it's over, we're seeing him.
20:17Of course, ma'am.
20:18You're going to notice a very big change in Danny, I assure you.
20:21Danny, you back yet?
20:36No, he's not back yet.
20:39That little punk ain't never coming back.
20:41At least not the same.
20:43He got a strike three.
20:44I'll leave you with no choice.
20:50No.
20:57Wow.
20:58That was a lot easier than I thought.
21:06No, please. Please don't do it!
21:08Just a few more seconds.
21:16Turn it off!
21:23My zombie.
21:25No more than usual.
21:31What's that?
21:33You need to leave the premises.
21:35Right now.
21:38I don't know, honey.
21:40Maybe we should come back tomorrow.
21:41There is no way we are leaving Danny in the middle of all this.
21:46Come on.
21:47Come on.
21:47Let's get out of here.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50Huh?
21:51Well, it appears the tables have turned.
21:55And now you'll both be undergoing the treatment.
21:58The brochure show beautiful dormitories.
22:01These are prison cells.
22:04What kind of place is this?
22:05The kind you're not allowed into?
22:08Now put your hands while I can see them.
22:11But don't worry, gentlemen.
22:12This will all be over very soon.
22:22You'll be under my control forever.
22:24No!
22:32No!
22:33Follow me!
22:35What the?
22:45Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:47Ah!
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:51Ah!
22:51Ah!
22:52Yes.
23:01I love the dead end.
23:03In here.
23:04I have an idea.
23:05Trust me.
23:09Okay, a little quick.
23:10Go on the high ground.
23:13Hurry, hurry, hurry.
23:17Well, well, well.
23:19Looks like y'all made the wrong turn.
23:22There's nowhere to run now.
23:24Good thing the toilet's running.
23:30Looks like they just stalled out.
23:32I was gonna say, looks like we shocked the crap out of them.
23:35Come on, let's go.
23:37Stay right here until the doctor tells me what to do with you.
23:40Well, how about you let us go?
23:43Maybe after you undergo a little mental re-
23:47I always hated that room.
23:49Until now.
23:50Mom!
23:51Dad!
23:52Son!
23:53I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you about this place.
23:55No, no.
23:56I'm sorry that I lied to you so much you couldn't trust me.
23:58There you all are.
23:59Oh, my God!
24:00What?
24:01Everyone who tried to ruin my operation.
24:05But you failed.
24:06And soon you'll be out of the way.
24:09Please!
24:10Drop the weapon!
24:11You have the right to remain silent.
24:16We didn't call the cops.
24:17I never thought I'd be happy to come back here.
24:23So, how was camp?
24:24All right.
24:25Who wants some popcorn?
24:26Oh, me!
24:27Okay, cool.
24:28We'll share.
24:29Make us some too, would you please?
24:30Why, of course.
24:31Your wish is my command.
24:32I'm only here to serve.
24:33No.
24:34Too soon.
24:35No.
24:36Too soon?
24:37Too soon.
24:38Too soon?
24:39It's too soon.
24:40It's funny.
24:41Oh, me!
24:42Oh, me!
24:43Oh, my God!
24:44That's your son!
24:45He is not my song to this.
24:46I literally just had a heart attack.
24:47That's right, yes.
24:48That's it.
24:49You're so funny!
24:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
24:51Let's go along.
24:52Oh, my gosh!
24:53That's your son!
24:54He is not my son to this.
24:55I literally just had a heart attack.
24:56Come back, guys.