The Feed for August 30th, 2022

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00:00eight line new york city and the whole state actually this that's where you're from new york

00:05state yeah a little goofy sometimes over there new york and california can get a little goofy

00:10sometimes this is in the uh category of goofy you now need an id to prove you're 21 or older

00:16to buy a can of whipped cream in the state of new york because they're trying to like so people the

00:24kids do whippets and they're just trying to stop you from doing the whippets but it's just like

00:28well yeah yeah but like really whipped cream i guess i don't know it's just suppose this is on

00:37the books for since november but they the stores are just realizing it now so now they're all

00:41implementing the band so you have got to have an id to put ready whip on your ice cream wow

00:47or to do drugs well that but we know what that can do so like at 21 you can do drugs

00:54like is that what they're saying you know what i mean why don't you just get rid of it you cannot

01:00be trusted no get rid of whipped cream what are you nuts the um top of it oh your cool whip and

01:08whipped cream are not they are different they are different they're cool it's delicious but i don't

01:12know yeah it's just enough like it's you can't protect everything i don't know i just think that's

01:17ridiculous eye rolled massive viral yeah it is weird uh speaking of eye rolls um us open serena

01:23williams playing what could very well be her final tournament last night believe it is right yeah

01:29and you know she's got plans for afterwards we'll find out what those are but uh the audience myriad of

01:34people mike tyson in the audience but there was one pairing in particular that raised a couple eyebrows

01:39uh president bill clinton former president next to well-known sex therapist dr ruth oh my gosh and they were

01:46in dr ruth is still like around that literally is like the number one thing like dr ruth's alive

01:52wow she was a hundred when i was like two years old she's 94 years right for 119 years old well you

02:00know what it is it's all that yeah you know that's great i can't believe she's still alive that's awesome

02:07she's having a conversation with bill clinton at one point she kind of play slaps him in the face

02:12if your secret service seriously that's that's powerful that's so funny what advice was she

02:19giving him who knows i think he knows already he's probably and then finally uh this involves vegas

02:27as all um goofy pr bits do there's the there's mountain dew right you get the mountain dew but then

02:32there's hard mountain dew which is mountain dew meets the boston brewing company which makes sam adams

02:38and stuff like right they made this thing five percent alcohol by volume now they are allowing

02:43someone to marry a can of hard mountain dew marry like as in say i do i do okay that's so odd i hate

02:53when people like marry trains and things like that it's not legally binding well i but they they believe

03:00it is in their mind their heart of hearts i don't think you can get a right off for this

03:04i mean people marry trains and divorce

03:11oh my god so what uh here's what you have to do if you would like to be the lucky fan you will have

03:16to have a very quote-unquote awesome uh proposal to a can oh wait this is like a a game it's an

03:26indoor like it's a deal oh lord help me if you win you will be flown to vegas or if you live here

03:31you'll be flown from north las vegas to henderson henderson executive you will um be joined by a

03:37person of honor as your witness you will have a hotel suite for two days a booth at a club and

03:42you'll get a thousand dollars cash which we will have for a lot less trouble do you have to be single

03:50to marry a can of mountain dew supposedly oh you're thinking about like you could use the grant i mean

03:55just like honey just for like for playsies let's just separate i'm gonna marry this can brb