The Feed for July 26th, 2022
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00:001027 VGS.
00:03Ah, yes.
00:03Mega Millions, $810 million.
00:06Tonight, the drawing.
00:07They have not had a winner since April.
00:09That's insane.
00:10One CEO going above and beyond for his employees.
00:15You know what?
00:15Honest to goodness.
00:16I never worked with the Raising Canes.
00:18I never met this guy in my life.
00:19But they'll occasionally shut down, like, all the Raising Canes locations and, like,
00:22have a camp or something like that.
00:24Yeah.
00:24The In-N-Out Burger is amazing to work for, too.
00:27Yeah.
00:28There's, like, certain ones that are, like, a lot of fun.
00:30Yeah.
00:30So the CEO of Raising Canes Chicken Fingers, Todd Graves, has said that he has bought 50,000
00:37mega millions tickets.
00:42One for every employee in the company.
00:44And whatever they win, they split.
00:47So if they win the whole thing, it'll be about $16,000 each for every employee, which isn't
00:52enough for everyone to quit on you.
00:53No, but that is...
00:55That's very cool.
00:55I would love for somebody to win.
00:57I would love, like, one of them to win.
00:59That'd be great.
00:59That would be so cool.
01:01Now, all the tickets are...
01:02Now, I'm...
01:02The way they said it is, like, if we win.
01:04But, like, if you win anything, you win, like, $5.
01:07Are we splitting that?
01:08What are we doing here?
01:09I don't know.
01:09This guy didn't go through them.
01:11I know.
01:12There's...
01:12Turtle.
01:13Wow.
01:13That is very tough.
01:14But that's cool.
01:15I think that's a really awesome idea.
01:16We wish them second best of luck, unless we don't make it down the prim, in which case
01:20we wish you best of luck.
01:21Right.
01:22A robot in Russia.
01:24Now, listen.
01:25Russia, by the way, just announced that they are not going to be part of the International
01:28Space Station after 2024, to which your response was...
01:31Cool.
01:34No, no, no.
01:34Apollo 13, right?
01:36The International Space Station.
01:42Right?
01:45Sure.
01:46So...
01:47Right?
01:47Cool.
01:48It's me.
01:51I'm a...
01:53I'm going to look it up.
01:54I'm going to look it up.
01:55Okay.
01:56You look that up.
01:57So, in Russia, they take a lot of things seriously.
02:00You know, terrorizing the country next to them right now, sure.
02:03But they also take chess very seriously.
02:06Even the robots are trained to play chess there.
02:08And one of them took it a little too far.
02:11A robot playing against a seven-year-old opponent.
02:14When the seven-year-old was going to make his move, the robot took the kid's finger, pinned
02:20it to the board, and broke his finger.
02:23I'm not surprised.
02:25It's...
02:25We're...
02:26We're...
02:26We're seconds away from the robots turning on us.
02:29And this is the first one.
02:30Now, of course, the president of the Moscow Chess Federation said, the robot broke the child's
02:36finger.
02:37This is, of course...
02:37That's what I was trying to do.
02:38This is, of course, bad.
02:40Oh, God.
02:44I can't do it.
02:45Another guy says that the robot doing this was a coincidence.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50And that the machine was absolutely safe.
02:53Wow.
02:53Right, right, right.
02:54For sure.
02:54For sure.
02:55Right.
02:55The more you did it, the worse you got at it.
02:57I really did.
02:58The first one was great.
02:59The full quote.
02:59Yeah, yeah.
03:00Listen, I'm not here for my impressions.
03:02That's for sure.
03:02And then finally, a moment of silence for a beloved delicious treat that we always saw.
03:09But I don't think we always ordered, which is part of the problem.
03:12We say goodbye to the Choco Taco.
03:17Choco Taco will be no more.
03:20Klondike, the company behind it, has decided to cut the Choco Taco.
03:24It was created back in the 1980s.
03:27Really?
03:281980s.
03:28Been around for a while.
03:29It was in only ice cream trucks to the mid-90s.
03:31Then you could get it at the house.
03:33It's essentially like a drumstick, but it's in a taco.
03:35It is in a taco shape.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Yeah.
03:37So it's still bomb, but I guess it's not doing well.
03:39But again, well, I guess it's not doing well, but like now everyone's so outraged.
03:42I've seen like senators write about this.
03:44Oh, God.
03:45So like now.
03:47I think this is their play on, we're going to take it away, guys.
03:53And then everyone's like, we want it back.
03:53For three months.
03:54And then everybody's going to buy it off.
03:55Well, America's chosen.
03:57And we're going to bring it.
03:58Yeah, like the Mexican pizza.
03:59Well, here you go.
04:00And they give it back to you for three weeks.
04:01Hey, they win.
04:02I don't, it is what it is.
04:03Because we all were so stupid.
04:05We just play into it.
04:07Like, I want a Choco Taco.
04:08I've never even had one before.
04:10I'm writing.
04:10I literally have never had a Choco Taco.
04:11I'm going to literally.
04:12All I wanted to do last night was find a Choco Taco.
04:15Like, you know what?
04:16That taco deserves love.
04:18All I thought a taco wanted was love.
04:20Oh, my God.