The show talks about a world where humans can live to be 200 years old and imagine what it would be like to interact with Chuck if he lived that long.
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00:00um could you live to be 200 would you wanna a new study says there's no limit to how old
00:13people can get now the oldest person ever lived to be 122 so you would think okay well that's
00:18the absolute limit for aging or someone out of the billions of people in history would have
00:22passed it by now but according to a new study that might not be true there might not be any
00:27limit to how old people can get imagine how bad it hurts to be 200 well that's the that's the thing
00:32that sucks right like because honestly once you get to a certain age it's not even worth being alive
00:38anymore unless modern medicine advancements change that for us they can get you a darth vader suit or
00:45something yeah i mean put me right into a computer that's what i want i can't wait till there's like
00:51a time where you interview the 200 year old on the news huh he's 200 today and we're celebrating
00:57his birthday shut up oh happy birthday oh go to hell happy birthday 200 years old he is quite confused
01:05we're gonna we're gonna put him back and go to your room i'm not confused i'm 200 i hate everything
01:12hey sir uh dave i hate the sunshine i hate a breeze just question for you how does it feel to be 200
01:18it hurts and you're dumb stop talking that's not very nice sir oh wonderful birthday go shoving up
01:26your ass any tips on how to live to be 200 yeah don't kill yourself i would if my legs worked
01:35do you still drink like anything you do every day i try to kill myself
01:40doesn't work out hasn't worked out i've hung myself five times they always find me modern
01:46medicine god damn it financially how are you doing i've had nothing for a hundred years
01:51nothing not a goddamn thing no one i know was alive what's your favorite foods now i can't even eat
02:03my jaw stopped working 75 years ago i have no teeth i guess if i had to choose it'd be pudding
02:14and even that sucks now they've taken all the sugar out of it
02:20do you know how good pudding was 200 years ago compared to now
02:26it's crazy do you still keep in touch with your great great great great great great grandkids
02:30no i don't know who they are
02:31i lost a track of all that stuff years ago
02:38what's the biggest change you've noticed when
02:40how dumb everyone is yeah you really watched it everywhere so dumb
02:46i just wish the world would end and how about your sex life
02:52what your sex life oh it's great i'm 200
02:57oh just leave just go walk in the street you're probably so dumb you would
03:06celebrating a very happy birthday with that man celebrating 200 years of life
03:11think about an old man and how miserable they are at 85
03:15and then how mad they are at 95 and put them to 200
03:20it's crazy they would be
03:22on you wouldn't be able to be around them
03:26yeah you at 200 i can't imagine
03:28chuck at 200 look at him now
03:30you're miserable now
03:31look at him now chuck at 200
03:33200 year old chuck
03:34and you should not be miserable right now
03:37no you shouldn't
03:38this is not the time in life you should be miserable
03:39people are always putting birthday hats on you every year
03:41get off me
03:42don't even come close to me
03:46i'd be furious man
03:49i'm already pretty pissed off
03:51hey chuck it's me it's david
03:52lisa and andy from the show
03:54oh these people again
03:57how are you dude
03:58oh you know well we stopped working together a long time ago
04:01you think you'd leave me alone
04:02you know our yearly check-in we always get together
04:07no need
04:07things have been okay for you though
04:11i'm leaving
04:12same old same old guys
04:15too bad
04:16holy christ
04:17just keep picturing him with those old man eyebrows
04:21he
04:21oh yeah
04:22he'd have the real crazy one
04:25yes
04:25so crazy
04:26oh god
04:27anyway they would be massive
04:28my ticklers would be massive
04:30they'd be huge
04:31they'd be like big fans
04:32oh i'd have like huge hairy ears
04:35you'd look like my back
04:37you'd look like lemony smicket
04:39that's what you'd look like
04:40chuck the freak
04:41oh
04:42and how dumb you would think everyone is
04:43because you think that now
04:44and they would be
04:45yeah
04:45they would
04:46they would be
04:46i mean i can't even extrapolate
04:48200 years from now
04:50oh
04:50how absolutely stupid everyone will be
04:53that would be the worst part of it
04:55probably
04:55you know
04:55can you imagine
04:56the mrs president
04:57200 year old balls
04:59mine
05:00mine would be
05:02i'd have them around my
05:03like i'd wear them like a backpack
05:04i'd actually put them through my legs
05:08up around
05:09over your shoulders
05:11over my shoulders
05:12hey i like your shoulder balls chuck
05:15well that's what happens
05:16he has to wear a bra
05:18instead of holding breasts
05:19they're holding his balls
05:20yeah
05:20what do you got a little backpack on there bud
05:23that's my nuts
05:24oh my god in heaven
05:27yep
05:28touch him
05:28no
05:29real stretchy
05:32seems like it
05:34that's crazy
05:34like the skin of a bat
05:35you wrap them around your torso
05:36like an x
05:37and throw them over the back
05:38yep
05:39yep
05:39crazy
05:40wrap
05:42wrap
05:42wrap
05:43wrap
05:43tuck
05:44and then i got them
05:45they're secure
05:46200 year old chuck
05:48shut up
05:49nobody said anything sir
05:51nope
05:52oh just in case
05:53you'd be so bad
05:55you'd be the grumpiest man alive